1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,0080 Welcome to Log Level Debug, a technology show where I find out in real time that Dolly 2 00:00:09,0080 --> 00:00:14,960 Pardon and Tim Curry died this week. What? This is how I find out. You just put it in 3 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:23,120 the script? And I was having such a good day until now. Recorded live Monday, August 31, 4 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:32,240 2026, and I'm also finding out Peter Colin died too. Optimus Prime died. Apparently, I 5 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:37,280 need to read the script before we sit down to film. The past week has been full of news 6 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:48,120 with stories like these from globalglob.dev. With no mention of beloved celebrity deaths. 7 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:54,320 What's that? You're just telling me, Hayden Panettiere died two weeks ago? I mean, that's 8 00:00:54,320 --> 00:01:02,240 sad, but could have just put it in the script. Now, let's talk about the other news we 9 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:05,000 logged over the past week with links in the show notes. And in the depressing QR codes right here. Don't scan that one. 10 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:19,840 Apple introduced a new M5 Ultra chip to the lineup. This brings 11 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:28,360 their lineup of M5 chips to 4. The M5, M5 Max, M5 Pro, and now the M5 Ultra. They had 12 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:32,960 another chip in the pipeline and ran out of adjectives. So this week, they also introduced 13 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:41,0080 the M6. No modifier on that one, just M6. The M5 Ultra has Ultra Fusion, a neural accelerator on each core 14 00:01:41,0080 --> 00:01:47,400 and second generation dynamic caching. What those words mean in that order? 15 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,920 No one knows. But now they're trademarked. So be careful how you talk about them or you 16 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:59,480 will be sued. As is tradition, when moving to a new major chip number, the M6 also changes 17 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:09,0080 what the M stands for. The M5 was the Magnanimous 5, and the new M6 stands for Maximonious 6. 18 00:02:09,0080 --> 00:02:14,640 No, that was made up. But it sounds real huh? Yeah, you thought it was true. We all know the M stands 19 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:21,440 for Mauve, like the color. And Apple will never change that. So which of the new chips is better, 20 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:27,440 more powerful? Well, on paper, we know the base M6 is better than the base M5 because 21 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:34,560 of the name, it's one higher. Though with so many M5 models, the M6 has to be at least two 22 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:40,640 better. There are so many of the M5s. The M5 Ultra has Ultra in the name. So it's like 3 better 23 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:45,000 than the base M5. All right, if I did the math right, the better chip is the more expensive one. 24 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:56,760 In more Apple news, the company announced new desktop machines this week. And just like 25 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:01,440 always, they're very shiny. Point of flashlight at them, and they light up the whole room. 26 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:06,640 Like a disco ball. They announced the new Mac Studio desktop machine, and the press release 27 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:13,0040 mentioned AI, a whopping 64 times. I assume. I only counted the first 40, but just like with 28 00:03:13,0040 --> 00:03:17,160 a story, once you've seen enough numbers, you can tell where they're going. 29 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:22,680 The Mac Studio is an AI first device built for, and I'm quoting Apple here, "the most extreme 30 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:28,480 workflows". So if you regularly use a computer while doing sick kick-flips on your skateboard 31 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:34,480 and chugging a Mountain Dew, this is a computer for you. And for the sake of completeness, what 32 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:41,280 I just described is also called a "totally tubular" workflow. By all accounts, the Mac Studio 33 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:46,840 is a bigger version of the Mac Mini, except it weighs four times as much. So keep it on 34 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:53,000 a desk. If you walk into it, you will break a toe. Apple also announced a refreshed Mac Mini 35 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:59,0040 for always on agentic computing. So you can run agents in the morning, agents in the 36 00:03:59,0040 --> 00:04:06,760 evening, agents at supper time. With agents on a Mac Mini. You can have AI anytime. 37 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:13,0040 I really hope you got that reference. I spent a lot of time on it. A Mac Mini is like a small version 38 00:04:13,0040 --> 00:04:20,520 of the Mac Studio. So if you need it, it will fit in your pants. But don't do that. Weirdo. 39 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:26,600 Both the Mac Studio and Mini can be powered by the newly announced M5 Ultra and M6 chips. 40 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:32,000 Buy one of each. So you can, as Apple always says, catch 'em all. 41 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Tom hanks is still alive. That's good. 42 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:52,760 Apple held a farewell party for the soon-to-be former CEO Tim Cook on Sunday, August 23rd. Around 200 people attended the event, which 43 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:58,160 is a lot when you realize they went to a work event on a Sunday. Some Apple executives gave 44 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,920 speeches, but the band OneRepublic performed. So, trade-offs. 45 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:07,320 Normally, when someone leaves Apple, they're considered dead to the people remaining, but 46 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:12,480 Tim Cook will continue to be involved with Apple as executive chairman of the board. This 47 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:17,0080 means he'll still be a big boss at the company and continue to get the employee discount 48 00:05:17,0080 --> 00:05:21,840 at the office cafeteria. It's hard to give up their Taco Tuesday deal. Two tacos for 49 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:27,800 $1. And as former CEO, he'll be able to buy 40 tacos every Tuesday instead of 20 like 50 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,000 everyone else. That's just the perks of the job. 51 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:45,400 Bill Gates, the co-founder of Microsoft and former, FORMER, former Jeffrey Epstein associate, has written a 6,000-word essay stating AI needs 52 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:53,000 limits, or it could harm our society. The essay is titled The turbulent AI era is here. The choices we make now are critical. 53 00:05:54,000 --> 00:06:01,560 With some good luck people will heed the warnings and listen. And with some bad luck, they'll roll a critical failure. That 5% chance on 54 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:08,480 a D20 comes up way too often. Gates says he doesn't see any evidence, people are confronting 55 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:13,280 these challenges adequately. Obviously, he hasn't heard about the work Google did to pull their 56 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:18,640 AI responsibility team outside of the DeepMind business unit. Because as we all know, the 57 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:23,160 further a team is the better oversight they will be. 58 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:27,680 Gates emphasized the transition to the AI era will be one of the most turbulent times in 59 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:33,480 human history, and suggested taxing AI agents and robots to slow the shift away from human 60 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:39,200 labor. Pft, good luck doing that in the US. 61 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:46,0080 I'm told his essay has criticisms and praises of AI, but at 6,000 words, it's about 5,900 62 00:06:46,0080 --> 00:06:51,640 words more than I want to read at one time. So I had Google Gemini summarize it for me, 63 00:06:51,640 --> 00:07:01,000 and I didn't see any criticism. Based on what I read, AI will be awesome in the future! 64 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:06,880 Meta, sorry Facebook, abandoned internal plans to restructure the company by laying 65 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:13,0040 off a ton of people because of AI productivity gains. Executives at the company saw other 66 00:07:13,0040 --> 00:07:18,120 startups restructure around AI, whatever that means, and wanted to copy them by laying 67 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:25,560 off 60% of employees. Which included 0% of all executives. The overall plan was reportedly 68 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:30,840 cancelled because everyone working there hated it. Employee morale has been getting lower 69 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:36,360 and lower over the past year, causing employees to organize against policy changes like when 70 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:41,000 Facebook used software to track employee keystrokes and mouse movements to get AI training 71 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:46,440 data. Which is the entire reason Facebook agents move the mouse in circles for hours 72 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:54,120 before outputting any code. According to internal metrics, all the fancy AI stuff has led to 220% 73 00:07:54,120 --> 00:08:01,360 more code changes, but only 36% more changes, making it out to users. And with 40% more technical 74 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:07,480 incidents, employees are spending 70% more time working on issues. I know numbers are hard 75 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:13,0040 over an audio medium, so I'll summarize. The extra AI led to more code, more problems and 76 00:08:13,0040 --> 00:08:18,560 less people. Just to be clear, the less people were because they were laid off. They weren't 77 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:25,960 killed by some AI overlord. Not yet anyway. The AI restructuring is behind the 10% global 78 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:31,320 layoffs Facebook did this past May. Another round of layoffs was set for this November, 79 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:35,720 but those were cancelled. Mark Zuckerberg has implied more layoffs will happen just 80 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:40,680 not this year, unless they do, because they might. 81 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:52,680 Now that SpaceX has purchased Cursor, OpenAI says it's ending its deal with the company and pulling its models out of Cursor because 82 00:08:52,680 --> 00:09:00,300 Elon Musk suuuuuucks. They use different words, but you can read between the lines. OpenAI says 83 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:05,120 Elon Musk's companies have a history of violating contracts, and they don't trust the new Cursor 84 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:11,120 owner to use OpenAI's models within their terms of service. An executive from Cursor said 85 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:17,880 OpenAI models only serve 5% of Cursor's traffic, but they still really want OpenAI models 86 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:26,360 to be offered on the service. This is a continuation of the feud between Elon Musk and everyone. 87 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:31,960 Musk tried to sue OpenAI this past May, but the judge voided the suit, saying he waited too 88 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:38,800 long. Musk will try to appeal to OpenAI, saying quote, I don't understand why they would do such a thing. Only *I* get to violate contracts. 89 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:51,280 Like when I made xAI violate OpenAI's terms of service to train Grok: end quote, and bad impression. In the meantime, Cursor users 90 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:56,960 will be able to use OpenAI models until November 12th. And if Elon Musk actually does reach 91 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:01,000 out to OpenAI until November 5th. 92 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:13,160 RAM is very expensive these days due to large cloud companies building data centers. And one of those poor loser companies being hit hard is the large 93 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:18,520 cloud company CloudFlare. In order to save money, developers there have to optimize their 94 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:25,600 software to save every possible bit of memory like it's the 1900s again. They've optimized 95 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:30,680 internal software to shrink the memory allotment for their DNS cache service. After praying 96 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:37,320 to the machine God and changing some code, they saved 533 bytes per entry. It's sad to see 97 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:44,240 a company skim so much to avoid potential bankruptcy. But that's just the world we live in. 98 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:50,380 Due to CloudFlare's size, each byte per DNS object takes up 250 GB across all 99 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:56,660 cached entries. So at this scale, they save the total of 100 TB of memory across 100 00:10:56,660 --> 00:11:02,820 all entries in the DNS cache. Sadly, all those leftover bits didn't save them enough money 101 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:08,660 to just buy a Redis license. These changes also improved read and write performance of 102 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:13,700 the cache service. Unfortunately, the surprise performance gains are not being tracked by 103 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:19,0020 a KPI. The CloudFlare team plans to artificially slow down the service until next year, when 104 00:11:19,0020 --> 00:11:26,000 it can be tracked by a KPI and tied to the team's yearly performance evaluations. 105 00:11:28,0080 --> 00:11:32,140 And that's all the news we logged this week. If you enjoyed the show, tell your vampire 106 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:36,380 hunting group. And if you didn't, tell your...three people from Buffy the Vampire Slayer 107 00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:45,0080 died in the past year! Why is this how I find out? If you watch the video, please like and 108 00:11:45,0080 --> 00:11:50,640 subscribe. 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