Welcome to globalGlob Presents: Log Level Debug a show about news, and stuff, and things, in the technology world. Recorded live, June 1st, 2026. And I, might be smarter than a 5th grader. Before we start, we want to remind you that the globalGlob news site is updated more often than these videos. Visit globalGlob.dev for the latest news in software development, I.T., and technology in general. Now let's get into all the news we logged over the past week. And we'll start with something fun. Ferrari showed off their first ever fully electric vehicle. It's kinda ugly, and also just not good for a car that costs half a million dollars. As a result, their stock price dropped....because the car is bad? The car you can't even buy yet. That's not the part I'm making up yet. The satire comes later. The stock market is just crazy... The car was designed by LoveForm, the design company started by former Apple design chief Jony Ive. And reports say LoveForm delivered Form over Function. Which is saying a lot because there isn't a lot of Form there. The function is even worse. One reporter, given time with a show vehicle, pressed a button and TWO of the doors popped off. When asked why that was on a dedicated button, a Ferarri spokesperson said quote: We don't actually know. Jony Ive said people would like it, and we just didn't question him. It's probably a good thing though. He's never designed anything badly before: end quote. That, right there. That was the made up satire part. Kinda feels like the stock price thing was funnier. *tosses paper* Moving on to something that matters. In A.I. business news, this week Anthropic closed a Series H funding round, receiving $65 billion. After the seed round, Anthropic is now valued at $965 billion, which is more than the $852 billion OpenAI was valued at back in March. A difference of 113 billion. An Anthropic executive posted on their MySpace page, "Neener-neener. Your move now, OpenAI." To which Sam Altman replied quote: "This doesn't prove anything. I challenge (Anthropic CEO) Dario Amodei to a duel to prove who's the better A.I. CEO." After some back and forth, the two have set a duel for 'pistols at dawn'. Because their personal A.I. Agents weren't sure which time zone to use for 'dawn', it has been scheduled for this Thursday at 5:30 AM UTC. Which is Wednesday, 10:30 PM Pacific, where Altman and Amodei reside. *tosses paper* Moving on. But staying on A.I...because we have to I guess. the COO and President of Uber says the company spent their entire 2026 A.I. budget in just 4 months. He says that even with that much spend on Anthropic's Claude Code, there's no direct line between more A.I. usage and more value shipped to users. Anthropic's Dario Amodei commented on the story, saying he really hopes Uber decides to spend more. Anthropic needs to justify their current valuation. When you get to a series H funding round, you dig deep for investors, which includes the mob. And they REALLY need to get a return on their investment. *tosses paper* A.I. done. Moving on. Netflix and Spotify have worked together to poach Jay Shetty away from YouTube with a $100M contract. He will no longer post full episodes of his podcast called 'On Purpose' to YouTube and will now post to Netflix and Spotify.  To those of you who don't know who Jay Shetty is, look-it-up. I don't know either. And if executives from Netflix, Spotify, or YouTube are watching right now, I'll do it for way less. Waaaaayyyy less. *tosses paper* Speaking of Money. Before we get to our next story, we want to thank our sponsors. Without them a show like this couldn't happen with any level of quality. Sponsors, we don't have any. *pause* Back to the news! In Google news this week, so many people are upset with Google's decision to effectively replace it's search engine with A.I. search, that DuckDuckGo's search has seen a 30% jump. DuckDuckGo also says their A.I.-free search page has averaged 22.7% growth. When asked if they're worried about an exodus of users from their flagship product, a Google spokesperson said quote: They'll be back. We have a better search experience with...oh sorry, I forgot the A.I. stuff already went out. Yeah, I'm worried. This affects my yearly bonus: end quote. *tosses paper* Moving on. If you thought we'd go a week without a crazy security bug, you'd be wrong. *serious*Dead wrong. Well not dead wrong, but pretty wrong. 7-zip, the open-source file compression utility, received a CVE with a severity of 8.8. And remember, it's out of 10. So it's bad, dead bad. Well, not dead bad. But, pretty bad. The flaw allows a malicious `.ntfs` file or disk image inside a 7-zip file to execute a buffer overflow when unzipping, overwriting system memory, allowing the malicious file to run arbitrary code. Which is like my code, very arbitrary. The flaw was discovered by GitHub Security Lab, who is doing anything and everything they can to get people to say good things about GitHub right now. When reached for comment, a member of the GitHub Security Lab team commented quote: We have to do a really good job right now, or the team will all be dead. Well, not dead, but laid off.: end quote. *tosses paper* Moving on.  Star Citizen is in the news for crossing the $1 billion funding mark. The space trading and combat video game was first announced in 2012 and raised $2 million on Kickstarter that year. The total funding crossed the $1 billion mark this week, after the developers announced a $5,000 in-game ship that can't be flown in-game. And if anyone who bought one wants, globalGlob can also sell you a space ship you can't fly. If you're interested, let us know in the comments and I'll send you my venmo. *tosses paper* Moving on. Our week wouldn't be complete if we didn't talk about Microsoft at least a little. Even tangentially, in this case. In a move to decouple themselves from American big tech companies, a group of European companies and organizations have developed a new suite of office products dubbed Euro-Office. The new office suite will be downloadable by anyone from GitHub on June 9th. The software works just like Microsoft Office, except it makes your computer chain smoke the entire time you're using it. *tosses paper* And that's all the news that happened this week. If we didn't talk about it, it's not in the logs. Join Log Level Debug next week when we'll talk about everything that happened between now and then. If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. And if you didn't, tell your enemies. 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