The Mason and Friends Show - Episode 1045
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Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,045th time, it is featuring that dude called big Mike. Yeah. As well as myself. Mason, welcome to the Mason and friends show. What's happening y'all? What's good out there today? Ha, ha. We're back at it. Michael. Man, with so much, are we going on? I feel bad for those that paid the ticket to go see the Conor McGregor fight. You know, and. Yeah, right. I saw highlights this morning when I got up. The first thing I saw was Conor McGregor fucking his leg. Yeah, but the thing is they show him in the locker room doing his warm ups and he's doing that kick repeatedly in the locker room. That's that's what they got him on. On the camera doing in the warm ups in the locker room was that same kick that blew as me out. He had a single feature plan I'm going to kick him. He's going to be out. It's going to be over. Yeah, that's all I've got. And that's pretty much all that happened. All he had.

Walked up in there through the kick and then that was it. Well he kept going down. His knee was like I watched the full thing. Yeah. And 30s. Not long. Yeah. And he was toast. You know, he tried to stand up like, you know what? Hey, bro. You know, at this point with you, I really don't fuck with the UFC like I used to. Like. It's similar to basketball. Like with basketball. I was good with it. And what is that noise? What are you here, fuss? I think my shit's fucked up. My headphones. Because I don't hear fuzz. You're not getting anything. Yeah, my all out of whack. Let me try changing my plug over here. Those are some of the headphones. Like at the juice? No. These are. These are different. Yeah, I think it's just my headphone jack. I think that that's what that was. Okay, so it's good now. Yeah. All right. Bet. Here we go. But. Or maybe I'm getting it off of this because this thing's not working right right now. I don't know what's going on with it.

The sound bet is. It's not on. It's having an issue. It might be where I got that noise from. Trying to try to do his thing. Try to start it up. It always makes noise when I start it off. But down? Yeah. A lot of people out there for the Connor McGregor joint kind of got fucked at that ticket. You know what. I mean? Well, there were other things happening and they were pretty good. Yeah. You know, I guess, well, like I said to me, is like how basketball was for me back in the day. You know, I used to love the UFC, but then it got born. It's like basketball got born to me. Like I'm barely hanging on to football right now. Do you know what I mean? The best thing in my life was letting go of football. But that's because the Redskins are no longer the Redskins. And I'm like, you know what? I don't like this game enough to change team names. Yeah, that's really what it boils down to. I'm like the Redskins. If they do well I'll root for them.

Yeah. But I'm not just gonna watch every game like I used to. Yeah. Like, you know, for a long time, 25, 30 years, I tried to pay attention to every game. My thing with football is, like, I still enjoy the game enough to actually just watch a game. You know what I mean? But. But I'm gonna wait for the Super Bowl. After the play. Yeah, I'm. Gonna watch the good shit. Yeah. And you know, I'll pay attention when the skins are playing if they're on. But I'm not necessarily going to be like, hey, can you turn on the game? Yeah, I'm not going to be aware of it. I'm not gonna. I might have it going on the radio if it's late in the season and we're actually competitive. Yeah, but like I'm never going to call them that other name. Yeah. Like I said, man, if Trump gets us the Redskins back, I'm fucking getting a Trump hat. Like man. Hold on. It's these got that kind of a Gregor meetings man are killing me. Yo, check this one out, man.

I'm about to post this joint. Yeah. Yeah. Good day to day. God damn it, man. Then I watched Forrest again, man. Oh. Did you? Yeah, yeah. After all of our talk of. Force, man, I still stay. Look for us when it comes on. You stand on it, though. The genie is a fucking scumbag. Oh, absolutely. She's one of the most horrific villains. Yeah. Low key. Yeah. Movie villains. That you don't realize. That she's a villain. You know what I mean? Like fucking being the wife you were talking the other day when the movie was on, right? And they're at the college when he was in the room. And when he busses on the fucking. It comes in his pants. Yeah, I know, on the fucking roommates road. Oh, is that what those. Implied that I think you need to do? Road. I missed your roommate's road. That's awesome. Sarah was like, babe, you ain't believe this. But I was in my adult years when I figured out what was happening in that scene, and I just started laughing.

You know what I mean? I'm losing it. I'm like, I'll do that as soon as that motherfucker. I knew what the fuck he had done. You know what? I'm. She goes, she said. She said, babe, I thought he was just relieved. And I was like, he was. Yeah, yeah, it was relieved as he ever was in his life. Probably. Yeah. That was the peak. That was peak relief. Before that time, he came on Jenny's roommate's robe. Oh, shit. Man. But I was like, yo, we watched that bitch, man. I'm just sitting there laughing at all the school and all of that fucking movie. Because we've probably talked about just about everything. Everything's a reference. Yeah. So everything in that. Well, fuck. I'm just like, God damn, look at this shit here, man. You know what I mean? And then watch some other movies. Really can't remember them, but they were just terrible movies, really. That I've seen. So bad, you can't remember them. One of them was like, I think it's called We Bury Our Dead.

The trailer for it made it look like it was going to be this great zombie movie, like I was on movies, you know what I mean? I try to see what is somebody take on the zombies now, you know what I mean? They had the motherfuckers running super fast. Do you like that War of War Z? I fuck with that one because those zombies, those zombies left motherfuckers alone that were already dying. Like, if you're already dying, they didn't bother with you. Was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you had a disease. Yeah. Live your life. Because, well, they could smell it. Yeah. They knew worth infecting. Exactly. They're like, oh, fuck. They're like a Borg reject. Yeah, yeah. You don't even get to be part of the board. You're not even going to be. We're not even gonna fuck with you. You can actually walk around, enjoy your life because we ain't going to bite you. Yeah. For the. 14 seconds of it. Whatever. Yeah, whatever. Whatever I left.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying, bitch. But this motherfucker joint, it's like it's it's it's some chemical weapon that are. What if you, as a World War Z character that was sick and the zombies are ignoring you, could you pick up a baseball bat or a knife or whatever and start taking them out and have them not come after you? Or didn't they act like, sort of like. You just went air? But weren't they like an anthill, though, if like. Yeah. If they're not there, but if you were to pick up a gun and start popping them in the head. If they still wouldn't have came after you because you have that disease. So you were that's how they won. That's how Brad Pitt found a disease, was like, you could affect people with the disease, but it's curable. But the zombies wouldn't fucking fuck with you because they think you're, you know, you're, you know, you're dying. Oh, it's okay. So that's how they were able to fight them.

In the movie ended and they were just like on an island. Like, hopefully we'll get this all figured out. Now that's that's 28 days later. What was he. They end up figuring out that all they had to do was get a disease. Well, because he injects himself. Yeah, it was in the room and the thing sitting there snapping it's job and. Not it's not even fucking with him. So when they're like when the zombies are actually running through the place, he's walking right past him to the door to come out because he made noise in the back with the soda machine. You know what I mean? So the zombies are just running right by. Oh, he got himself a soda. Yeah. And he walked away. Right. By, and they all went to the soda machine. So if it was something like that. Yeah. I mean, eventually you're going to you're going to want to fuck these things up at some point. So you're like, all right, I'm dying. They're not biting me. So you're going to get bored or you're going to go out here to start fucking these motherfuckers up in the head?

Absolutely. Once you figure. It out, once you figure out that they're not after you. Yeah. It's like like like that kid pal skit where they're like, this is a racist kid pal. Got a skit, whatever. Or they wouldn't eat the black dude. Yeah. They wouldn't. They wouldn't bite the black guys. Like, they were walking up there like, oh, stop. And the zombie would walk away from them. They went to this one car where the zombies are in the car and the zombie locks the door, and he was like, hey, this bitch, these motherfuckers, his race. I mean, lucky you. Yeah. But I'm like. You know what I'm saying? But I'm like, so this movie, it was it was it was basically like this lab or some some lab in Australia, some biochemical lab in Australia. Like, had a matter of fact, what it was on the island of Tasmania. Like blew up like the devil. Yeah. And it fucked up everybody that's on the island, you know what I mean? So they got people coming from Australia to down the, I guess, go see their family and shit.

Now the thing is the shock wave or whatever this was basically killed everybody. But some people are coming back to life and people don't understand why some of them will come back to life. Now, some of these motherfuckers, they're not zombified like they don't come after you. They're just kind of just standing there chilling. Oh, sort of like fentanyl addicts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the fucking army. You got to tell the army, hey, there's somebody in here that's dead and came back and they just shoot the motherfucker. Boom! It's killed. And they got some of them that actually, like, there was a couple that came after this woman. This woman was looking for her husband and brought the whole fucking premise of this bitches. Whole thing was so fucking stupid. It was one of the dumbest zombie movies I've ever seen. You know, you seemed to find dumb movies, bro. I don't understand, because here's the thing. These are some of the new movies that I was waiting to come out.

But you're. I don't know, you got bad. What is it called? Trailer da. Yeah. How? You have gaydar? Let's see. That's the thing. The trailer looks good, and. I know that trailer. So I'm like, let me. See what the trailer looks good to you. And then you get in there and you're like, oh, this chick has a dick. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's actually funny. That train look good. You didn't know it was a tramp on that? No. Oh, my. Yeah, that's actually a good. Yeah, but this isn't what I signed up for. Exactly. Because I'm, like. Getting this. Disconnect for with each other. And you're like, this movie sucks, bro. It did. Because, like. They're playing connect for. You feel for the bitch because she's like, she wants to find her husband, right? You know what I mean? Yeah. And it flashes back to her memories of her husband. Come to find out that husband is having an affair. This bitch already cheated on husband. The last time they saw each other, they were going to talk about things.

And he's like, nah, I ain't even dealing with you right now. I'm gonna go on this trip. I'll let you when I get back. She gets to the resort with this motherfucker. Was that fine? Is the room this bitch was in? Sees that there's two cups on the table, so he's like. She's like. One got lipstick on it. You know what I'm saying? Cliche like the bitch. She goes to the bathroom. The bitch was in the bar for my guest in the tub. Did you know? Because. Because when the explosion happened, wherever the fuck you was at, that's where you died. That was it. Boom. Well, why don't you go look. That's the other part. Like. That's maybe some closure. But if. That's what she was, what was? I thought she's, like, actually trying to find her husband to be like, let's see if I can save him. Type shit. No, this bitch wanted to be, like, by. Yeah. Why the fuck you do this? She takes the ring off, sets it on the table like, bitch, you did all this bullshit.

You almost got to put your ring on the table of a dead man. You almost got raped by some fucking soldier who was keeping his wife that was pregnant at the time. You know what I mean? Because she's one of the ones. The guy that came back to life, you know what I'm saying? But he dresses her up as his wife, like, look, I'll let you go, but I need you to do this one thing. I need you to put on this outfit. Put on this outfit and dance with me and all this shit and say you love me. I'm like. Yeah. What the fuck? I need you to make believe that you're my my baby mama. Yeah. The one dude that was with her, that was her partner in the In the body collection or body cleanup crew. He ended up getting captured by the same guy that she ends up like being with, you know, or having to be the wife for for a second. Oh, this is so all over the place. What to do to stop. The dude escape like it's so fucking stupid. I need to be spoiled.

This ain't one of the ones. This is. Not. Worth watching. This sounds awful. Then I just watched we Bury our Dead. We bury our dead. Don't mess that. People that don't. Then I watched. What's that movie, The Long Walk. So this was the joint that had the. The premise of it was you have to keep walking. And the last one to stop walking wins the money. You know what I mean? Like, if you don't keep walking, you're going to die. Basically. We bury the dead trailer. I'm just gonna watch it while you talk. Oh, okay. So the long walk joint. It's. It's in America. Dystopia. You know, we're fucked up our country shit. You know what I mean? And fucking, it's like, what's that movie Hunger Games, where the. Areas pay tribute, like the people. You go play these games, are you going to die? And, you know, you win. Whatever. It's like the White Mountains. Yeah, but this is every all 50 states. They take a boy from all of the states and you guys are walking.

The whole premise is you got. You said thing where like if you stop walking, they shoot you. Yeah, man. Fuck that movie. Look, dumbest shit dog. So I just wanted to watch it because again, it's one of those movies that was in the theater. I was like, well, fuck, it's a new movie. Let me. I'm trying to see if any of these new movies are worth a fuck. And so far I have not been impressed with that. They got that. That bitch in this movie. We bury the dead from that. That Star Wars movie. Yeah, yeah. The best one of them bitches with the. Yeah, the light saber. Yeah, I don't know. She's like a Anakin. I think it was an anarchist or some shit. No, she's not Anakin. No, but she she's like, related to this motherfucker some kind. Of way. Okay. Yeah, yeah. But the motherfucker, the whole movie, it's actually. It's not bad, but it's not good either. Like, you could get. To. The time it is. But if you want to have something on the watch, there you go.

The one movie I did like because I like that stupid ass dumb violence. I do like the way that you described the We Bury the Dead, because the trailer is giving me all of what I. You would think you want. To see. No, no, no, it's giving me all the what I needed on top of what you said to make me sort of know what happens throughout the whole thing. Yeah. And like, I'm like, okay, all right. I kind of see why you wanted to watch it. It's not the worst looking trailer. Because you think it's just gonna be a zombie joint. Just a zombie fleet. Yeah, but. It's not. It is not what it was advertised for. That shit is rough. But I saw this one. Meeting. They will kill you with. What's this chick, man? She's a bad chick too. I like her, but I actually liked that movie because I like the the movies with the pointless violence. Like, the. Violence is all. You do. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Hellraiser shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So this bitch basically. Is going to kill you. We're gonna stick needles in your eyes. She goes to this hotel, you know. A three and a flight of steps with needles in your. Eyes as a maid. Whatever. And we're gonna throw a bunch of things. I die down the stairs. She finds out this is some kind of cult, right? And she's looking for a sister. Her sister apparently got a job at this place that she fucking left when she was, like, for ten years. She just left her, you know what I mean? Finds out her sister at the cult. Know her there. Their stepdad was, like, abusive and like they were going to run away. They go to the store. It starts off like that. The stepdad finds them. She ends up shooting the stepdad. He ended up surviving, but the cops come and she takes off for her little sister didn't run and the sister ended up staying with the stepdad. He dies. She joins us that she didn't know it was a cult at first. You know what.

I mean? They always kept people in the cold. And the sister like, hey, this is a cult. We're gonna rip your sister. The sister finds the sister finds out where she's at because she hired a private. Like, what if cults were, like, honest when you, like, showed up? Oh, that'd be crazy. Like, bro, we were gonna make you think that, like, you're an. Alien are coming, and we're going to have you commit mass suicide with everybody so we can go see the alien. This is after we extorted bunch of money out. Yeah, you know what I mean. This is what we're going to do. We're going to make you believe your shit. Yeah, sex. With your dog. This guy here is going to fuck with all the females in your family. That's right. Because he's the everybody. Besides. Yeah. They get all your women pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. All. Everybody has to have a child by this motherfucker, right? That's right. You know what I mean? We do DNA tests from the child's born if it's yours and kick you out.

Basically. We're gonna take you out of. The club. You're not being pure, right? You're not being pure to the cause. Right? But she goes in there. And people would be like, sign me up, Jack. Let's go. Hold on while I call my wife. But people are already like that. That's the crazy part, people. Some people know this shit about these Colts. You know what I mean? Like, I, I've seen a lot of the shit with the, Oh the motherfuckers. I think Utah, the the Mormon Colts and all that they'd be having out there and they're like, I don't know why I was there, you know, my mom said, this is what we were supposed to be doing, and we just fell in line because that's what we're taught. Like, wait a minute. It is 2026. I know most of y'all. If not, some have some way of seeing what's going on out in the world. I mean, but a lot of people don't take the time to do the research at all. They're just like, whatever. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Like what are we doing now? But it goes back to that herd mentality where people want to be part of the herd. I heard it's so herd like, I want to I want to get animation software again. It's like bubbling back up into me. But I feel like there's got to be a great animation AI. Oh yeah. At this point now. Yeah. And make it do the stuff I want. But you know, like I was thinking about making a, you know, like one of those dystopian type things. Yeah. But having it be like pretty much modern day and have all the vapid people be the thing that you don't want to become. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean? And just have it, like, just make it as close to just real shit as possible and just have like a couple of characters that talk sometimes and have real conversations. And everywhere they go, nobody listens to them. Yeah. You know, they tell them what they need to know and they're like, and then they repeat the question or, you know, they they everywhere they go, it's obvious that the people they're talking to are not actually listening to.

Them at all. And that is today's shit. Yeah. That every day I work in a car dealership, I sell people car parts. Every day. I tell people I need the last eight of your Vin number, and every single day people say you need the last four of the men. Like I've never asked. Yeah, for the last four of the vents. How can I look up last four numbers? I need the last. Asked for the last eight. Like there are certain companies like BMW. They need the last seven. Yeah, a lot of companies. They need the last eight. Some companies, they need the whole event. Yeah, I say I need the last eight event. And they go, you know, there'll be guys on the phone and they go four, three, two, five. And I'm like. I'm still missing for more numbers, sir, I need to leave their eight. Of the Venn number. And it's like, I can't be polite. Like I'm not even trying to. Be rude. But I can't say what you're making me say that a polite way. There's no way.

To do. I've already was polite the first time, and you still get them. So, matter of fact, I need the last eight ears vent. Okay, the last four. No, I need the last eight of the Vin number. And all I can do is try to slow it down. Yeah, and make sure that I, like, say, eight. And I let it land like I need the last eight of the vendors. Yeah. You know, like, I don't even know what to do, like, because everybody does it. It's like people that don't speak English. People that do speak English. People. The white, black, brown, whatever. What I was doing their own. Nobody's fucking like, can you just shut the fuck up for the 45 seconds? I have to interact with you and answer the three fucking questions I have for you. What's the last day of your fin? What the fuck are you looking for? All right, now shut the fuck up. I don't need to know nothing else. Just answer my 2 or 3 questions. I look at you and ask you something else.

We can get this going, and everything will be good. To tear right through this. You'll be on your. Way with no problem. No no, no. See, that's the thing I. And then these guys, they'll be like, pulling teeth with them to figure out what the fuck they wanted. Finally, I'm like, all right, I have it. It'll be $465. Oh, come on, man, you can't give me a better price than that. No, I can't, asshole, because I've been pulling your fucking teeth to get the information I need from you. You fucking motherfuckers! Yeah. Customer service was never my cup of tea because of, like, at like. And I. And I'm cool with most people I try to be unless I have to repeat myself. Then as then, as it gets frustrated. Itself is the thing that makes me the most mad. But I do enjoy when people actually listen, and most of the time, the people that don't listen to me are the people that I actually have to talk to about my shit. Like so.

Matter of fact, this happened just recently. Was it last week? Yeah, it was last week. I had an issue where our emergency number calls at me and I'm like, okay, I called him Mercy Number back, but it gives me a district number. I don't know, like, I don't even know where this district is that I don't know why they're calling me, but they've been calling me twice. And I'm like, well, when they call you twice, like, fuck, you got. That serious shit. So I call him back. I'm like, hey, you know, my name is this. I'm from district. This. I got a call for gas leak, but it's not in my district like it's a district I've never heard of. So why am I getting called? You know what I mean? They're like, we need to get to Tuscaloosa right now. They're like, well, hold on, let's take a look here. Yeah. We don't have no gas leak in your district. I said, I know you don't. But do you have a gas leak somewhere else? You called me.

You were trying to call someone else about the. Rules that you had laid out for me when I got hired is when you guys call. It's protocol for me to call you back, tell you guys that you called me. Let me tell you what I already know that you apparently don't know. And you're supposed to tell me what's happening would say it situation, right? You know, and then if it's somewhere where I'm not familiar with and you can't give me the shit, then I got to call my boss. And then we got to go through that process when she calls you and everything is squared away. But I have to initiate this shit first because I didn't. Because you you initiated it by calling me to. Exactly. So now I'm doing what I'm supposed to do, right? I'm going. The phone tree. Exactly. The woman is like, well, let me look it up. Yeah. There is no leak in your district. You told me that. And I know that. That's what you just said. But I'm calling you back because of this.

Well, what was the district number that they said for you? I said, I'm trying to look it up, but because I'm on the phone with you, I can't look that number up. But I know it started with this number right here. She said, well, would you like me to look up your other districts? I'm like, there is no other district I work in. This is my district. I have odd district now. I don't work. In multiple districts. That's what the business does. It sells districts. Yes, franchises. I mean, the people that own those franchises fill the roles of the district. And then if they want to have another franchise, they get another district and hire another group of people to cover that district. So she goes, well, would you like me to look up the other districts just to see? I'm like, you know what? No. If you say there is nothing for me on my side. We're set. We're good. I don't even need to. Worry about it. I've done all I need to do.

Meanwhile, there's like. She goes burning somewhere. She goes. Are you sure you don't want me to look it up? I'm like, man, why? If it's not in my district, why do I want you to. Look it up? It's like you said the other day, talking about people talking to you. Said you. They don't want to talk to me because I'll say to them, do you hear what you just said to me? Yeah. And they'll be like, yeah. And it's like, well, doesn't make any sense to you. Yeah. No. Okay. Okay then. So how the hell am I supposed to help? Yeah, it don't make sense to me either. Exactly like. So I told her. I said no, ma'am. Don't look it up. Don't worry about. I'm not going to worry about it because I know it's not my district. I'm driving the rest of my date. The phone never went off, so I'm like, okay. Obviously they took care of it. Whatever. Whatever the case may be, I'm done. I know the protocol. I do my steps. But the people on the other end, I don't know.

I don't even know why the people on the other end, it's so difficult to get through their heads by now. Granted, I know that we used to have these individuals were in like South Africa, India, all that shit that we were. Talking to, the people that were there representing. The districts, whatever. But they were representing the company and telling you what they saw on their computer. Exactly. So because they had so many issues with customers and people getting pissed off, they brought it back over to America. Here's the crazy shit that can happen, though. They brought it back to America, and the American side of shit is just fucked up. Because we like stupid. We're the tip of the failure of the public education system that No. Child. Left Behind. Shit. No child taught a thing left behind my ass, bruh. Everybody's retarded. These were fuckers like you call them. And I support that message. If you don't want people to be so retarded, vote for me in 2028.

Look, it is official. The people like I have to switch up my roof from trusty because they might have been on the wrong truck. Don't know how they do it, but they do because that's what the Rotterdam done. They put me in the wrong truck, so I got to get it switched over. I'll call the people I shit you, not when I call them. Majority of the time it sounds like somebody just waking up, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I get to work. I'm at work 6:00. Because they might be there. Literally. They got a comfy chair. They're working remote. They're sitting. There at home. They. Dude, if it's me, I'm fucking hitting the banger, dude. And I'm getting coffee and smoking weed all day. Just pass out doing other things. I'm gonna get animation on my AI shit and then taking phone calls from your dumbass. But I also get it out there. They're waking up, you know what. I mean? Whereas in other country, when I'm here at 6:00, it's already like three, 330 in the afternoon over there.

But they're also they've got twice the staff. Exactly. They got people that like aren't making near the money and it's every dollar is really important to me. Yeah. She's a grinding hard. They're not like us here in America. We're all spoiled and shit. Yeah. Not willing to make big. So look, these yo, that was part of the plot and fucking the long walk. They were like, America has got the disease of lasers. Nobody wants to work anymore. Nobody wants to do shit. So you guys walking are going to inspire people. To work. Even us that fucking are willing to work hard are completely uninspired. Oh yeah. Absolutely. What? I mean, because she calls too much, but like, I call the people and they're like, oh, good morning. How can I help you? How about I just need my shit switch from this truck to this truck? Okay, let me just let me just get you district and let me get things going on my computer. Sorry. My computer is a little slow this morning.

I'm like, well, the fuck? You're supposed to be up before me. You know what I mean? You're supposed to be thinking. Understand the fucking words. You're also true, you know what I mean? Huge man. So they'll be like, oh, but they got a record. So, like, when my shit was going back and forth with the trucks, they were like, oh, you call him a lot. Yeah, I have to call every day because the router that you have keeps fucking up. That guy still in India. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you know what I mean. Like the other. Day, is this Michael or. I had. To put Michael on this one. I had two routes on my shit and I'm like, what the fuck? Wait a minute. I call my ball something. Like, hey, I got you double timing. I got two routes on my shoes. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm like, I got two routes I have. She goes, what was on the printer? Two routes for the same truck. And I logged in my shit. And I'm I'm. I'm already done.

You know. What I mean? With this way. Yeah. I said two routes. Yeah, I said so. Which one do you want me to run? We gotta start a mirror alert, man. We gotta find a way to make money and get said. Look, I said, what's wrong? Do you want me to run? She was like, hold the fuck up. She's looking at. She's like. And then she just starts going off. She's like, this goddamn rowdy. Keeps fucking up. Like, I'm tired of dealing with this person. I'm like, I'm hiring the writer. No, we didn't hire the right corporate. Yeah. I'm like. Yeah, they're doing 150 routes. Yeah. And I'm. Like, fucking yours up. I said, I don't know, but all I need to know is which one of these you want me to run? Just tell me which one I need to. Run or. Beat because I'm ready to go. I need to get out of here. It's Wednesday. I get the kids like I need to be on the road, like, now, right? So which one do you want me to do? Because I can do either one of them.

She was like, well, just do the one with all the motor fuels. Okay, cool. I say the number. Just double check. You're looking at the same route I'm looking at. So we know in case something's wrong on your end. I just want to double check this number. This is that number. She's like. She says yes. Yes. Okay, cool. The other route. Do you want me to put back in the office for somebody else to run? She's like, no, I just shred it. I'm like, you know what, cold fucking. I'm not going to argue with that. If you want me to shred this right, I'm shredded because I know this shit on this, right? That needs to happen. But if you say. Fuck your business, it's. Not. My problem. I got my orders. I'm gone. Let's go ahead and knock this shit the fuck out. You know what I mean? That's what the fuck I go do. But I'm like, what? I'm looking at the shit that's rooting for me and how they root it. A lot of times it doesn't make sense, so I just reroute the shit myself, you know what I mean?

You get everything on your route done. I put it how I need to put it to make it more efficient, because the way. That you know the area better than these idiots do. That's what I'm saying. Like, I even showed the other guys I'm like, hey, because the one dude, he was like, what are you doing? I was like, man, look, this guy showed me, we can do this. You know, I don't know if they showed you this. But like MapQuest. Yeah, in a sense, yeah. I met my own shit out. I put it how I need to do it because I'm like, what? I said, what routers do. And they do this a lot because I've learned this from the company I was at before is when they get your root, then all they do is get the right and they hit itemized or what is it called? Prioritize. Prioritize. Yeah. And it has to be the earliest could be 27 miles away from the one that you got as your first. Like they would make you drive 30 miles out of the way to go to one place first, because that's the number one priority.

Well, and then they won't have you come back. 15 I can't remember what they call it, but it's something where they go where okay. Your start position is basically say Warrenton and your position is Warrenton. But what they don't understand is we fill up down Catlett, Bilton. So my end stop is going to be down there. If I start here, I want to end here because that's where I'm gonna fill up at. But they don't do that. So they have everything working based around this area and not including that, you know what I mean? And then sometimes they'll have it to where they want you to start right here, and then work your way all the way up north to Alexandria as your last stop in Alexandria, and then come back. I'm like. Nah, I'm gonna start. I'm going to start in Alexandria. I'm going to furthest way out, and then I'm gonna work my way back, because why am I going to be in that bullshit traffic in the evening?

I'll deal with the in the morning because I get there early enough. It's not that bad. I can. Handle it. Right, right, right. But fucking if I'm in fucking Woodbridge, Lawton and all that shit, then I gotta try to Alexandria at like 1:00 in the afternoon and then come back and all that traffic, man. Nah. And then go to building to fill up. Nope. I'm not doing that to myself, man. So I just wish to shit up and wanted to do was like, man, you got to be careful with that cause they're going to end up saying, you know, we gotta run the routes the way that they want us to run them. I'm like, I'm not doing that because it's not efficient. It doesn't make sense to me if they can make it make sense. And I told him, I said they can make it make sense to me. I'll do it that way. Right. If it doesn't make sense that I can argue the fact that y'all aren't including where we fill up at because they don't know where we.

Fill up. They don't know the area that's doing it, doesn't have any concept of kind of traffic we're dealing with. If you're not in DC, did you not in the in the DMV, don't come to the DMV. Because that's the beginning. Because that's what I told. I told my boss because I don't even know where this router is located at. Because when I was working at Safety Clean, the router was in Ohio routing us. You know what I mean? Which made no sense. You going to tell me you don't have nobody in this area that can write like everybody? Like I could do, like I even told him, I said, if y'all pay me, I'll write Virginia and Maryland people. No problem, because I know this shit. Let me sit here and do that. I can do that. Absolutely. With no problem. Give me the routes every fucking week. I'll have it all mapped out. This should go flow, you know what I'm saying? But y'all don't do that. And I'm like, it's similar where I'm at now.

I just this new router, I have no idea where this new route is from or even. Whether I told you he's in India. It's possible he got to be because. Because she was like, my boss is like, this is a brand new router. I'm like, well, that makes a lot of sense now that because my homie was like, yo, man, they got me all over the map, I'm like, what are you talking about? He was like, man, I was in building. Then they had me go to Woodbridge. Now I'm on my way to Alexandria, said, whoa, bro, you started in building and then went to Alex? No bruh. I said, man, they had me in Great Falls, Herndon, Warrenton, the planes. I'm like, I went straight to Great Falls, bro. That's an hour. Some change away. I'm hitting that and coming back through this now, I'm gonna end up in the planes at the end. Yeah, but I'm not. Going to be 20 minutes more. I parking this bitch when I'm done. Yeah, because I didn't start there. They were going to have me starting the planes and then ending Great Falls.

Like, fuck no. Like, oh hell no. Terrible. That's terrible. But them houses out there in Great Falls, bro. I went to this one. Dude toss. Me and him are talking. He said. You got to find us investors for a lure. Demure bro. This shit. Frazier. They got houses. So you know kids house, right? You've seen her house? Yeah. You could put 4 or 5 of those in this house that is being built right now that I pass up that bitch. Disgusting. It is fucking ridiculous. I wish I had that kind of money so I can have a place that's nowhere near that expensive. When I go to Great. Falls, I just go around and hand out a little cash. On occasion. Them houses make me feel a little depressed, bro, because I'm like. What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, yeah. What are you doing? What are you doing with this? Like, what do you fucking do? This one house is. So kind of bullshit. Government job do you have that's paying you fucking tax dollars out of my motherfucking pocket?

So you up here in Great Falls? Fuck you. It's always just two people. It's never a house full of people. It's only two people in these houses have ever seen like this one has. How you save your marriage. You maintain a lot of space between you and your wife. Yeah, I guess so. That's it, man. Like, bitch, go to your side of the house. Like they got their. 16,000ft² and you can't go to your side of the motherfucking. This one house. The basketball court has, like, fucking Roman columns all the way around this basketball. It's a full court basketball court. It's got Roman columns. So, like, they close enough that you have to sort of squeeze between them and the ball can't get out of the court. No, no, that's enough space for you to walk through. But I'm like, why the fuck what? What's the point of having that? Like. Who is this? Is this LeBron right. I don't know, I never see these. People just John. They're all like, I'm waiting for somebody to come out of the house.

I know they're home because I can see them in the fucking windows because they don't have curtains. I know they're home, but they never come outside. Oh yeah. Dude, why are they going to come talk to the plead? Yeah, that's what. I'm saying. Like going to talk to you. You're not going to be able to shark tank him and get some money from your house. I should. This one house I went to reminded me of what was the game I had. The Beverly Hillbillies house? No, bro, this was even bigger than that shit, man. This was like it was the game. Remember NBA Ballers that game? I remember the game. I never played it. So in the. Game they'd have cribs and shit. Yeah. You make your own crib and all this shit, bro. I made a crib that looked exactly like the crib I went to, and I was like, that's bullshit. I said, I bet you motherfuckers got that pool in the back of the Jacuzzi in the fucking shit. I go back there to the tank, short shit.

Everything's laid out like I had in the video game. Like I built this house. I built this house before, you know what I'm saying? I'm looking at this. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, what are you actually doing? And here's the even crazier part, bruh. This should be getting me even more so because it it it. I'm happy for the people, but it aggravates my soul because I'm like, I know my people could do better because it's a lot of Hispanic cats, Asian cats, and Indian cats that have these houses. You know, it's the Hispanic cats, some of their houses. I went to this one dude's house, bruh. The whole fucking thing is beyond immaculate, bro. I even harder to dude. I said bro, your fucking house is amazing. He was like, I appreciate it. He's like, man, it took a while to get here, he said, but you know, I did all this myself. The stonework, the yard work, it's all it's homies. They all work together to make all that shit happen.

Got it here. Come on. I'm like, bruh, that's all the fuck you. He's like, yeah, he's like the guy that does. My God, you remember that Chris Tucker Charlie Sheen movie about money or whatever? Oh. Oh yeah. When he was like, pretty hot and pretty hot. And. Yeah, money. Talks money talks movie when he's at the house and with the rich guy and the rich guy is like, ma, make him straddle or whatever. Yeah. Gives him some crazy authentic Italian meal for breakfast. And he goes, yeah, that's my mother. And he goes, that's how the rich stay rich. Yeah, yeah, I got your mom up here. That's exactly it, bro. That's exactly. That's what that was doing. That's all they. Were doing. Got a bunch of homies to come over and. All of them, they're all the same way. Like, man, the one Indian dude he got like this, it literally looks like a fucking castle with the his spot. His wife comes out, she's like, oh no, no, no, I don't need you.

We call when we want you guys to come out here. I'm like, okay, that's cool. You know, whatever, whatever. And I'm like, I'm sorry to disturb, you know, your family. She goes, oh no, it's just me and my husband. I'm like, all this is just you and your husband. She's like, yeah, we have family that comes in from out of town sometimes. But yeah, three weekends a year, we have like five people here. Yeah, you know what I mean. But you. Know, I'm like, what the fuck? She goes, she hits me with this. She goes, you can't go back out that gate. That's the entrance gate. You got to go out the exit gate. I'm like. I like that, I like I like a proper exit, a designated in designated out. The shit heavy because I'm like. Both Tom Brady's house. You know what I'm saying? But like Great Falls when you go up there, it's just like it's wild to see the shit because the one dude's house I was at the other day, he was an old farmer.

He was like, man, I've been here since I can remember. He was like, before all these big ass houses got here. It was me and a couple other farms, and, you know, they kind of just weeded out the farmers like, yeah, he goes, these goats here, they're basically just my pets. I don't do nothing with them. He's like, I got my honey. I got that's like right here, right now where we are. Yeah, yeah. We've had this house for like 20 something years and there was nothing out here. Exactly. And now there's way too much out here. And that's what he was saying. He was like, man, he. Goes not liking it. He said, you know, when the storms, we lose power. I said, you know what? You're not the first person to tell me that today. I said, there was another guy I. Just did bumped up the. Said that he loses power anytime the storm hits, he loses power. He said he lost power. The last storm that hit. That's why he called us out there.

Because he just wanted to make sure he had gas for his generator. He was like, that's what I'm doing now because I want to make sure I have gas from my generator. He goes, the power company was going to come out here and take care of everything, because what they did was the power lines were already up, and then everything just grew around the power lines. Yeah, they never upgraded the industry. Then they brought the houses out. You know what I mean? He goes, there's only one neighbor up the road. You've seen his house. I see that big house. He was like, yep, that's the guy that told the power company he didn't want them in his driveway. So that's why we never got the power fixed around here because of that guy up there. I'm like, so wait, so when y'all lose power, it's all because one neighbor said I didn't want this shit. And he had the money to say that. You know who that guy is? You know, he's at least friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

Oh, somebody. I would make up that everybody. I'm like, you know, he used to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein. Fuck that dude shit all up. And he was my like that. He said, yeah, the power goes out. And I was like, damn, that's gotta suck. He was like, nah, man, I got this generator. He goes, you know, then people around us like that, he goes, dang worried about a buck like we are. And I'm like, you absolutely right about that, man. Like, that guy is not worried about his power garden, refrigerator and shit don't work and stuff like that. He got generators. Yeah, he got thermo. What is it? You know, thermal energy. Yeah, he got whatever he got the day. He about a big tube going into the ground. He worried about, you know, he's not worried about you down here and the other people down to pull the sack. You know what. I mean? I'm gonna send somebody to burn your house down once the fucking lights turn out in this town.

Yeah, because he was like, fuck, he was telling me about. Oh, fuck. Who was the guy? It was some famous motherfucker that I know that is like his friend. He showed me the picture. I can't remember this motherfucker. There's some white dude, and I've seen him before, but I can't remember his name. He was like, yeah, that's my friend. He said, you know, this motherfucker tells me that where I live at his two country for him, like, motherfucker, you're just in the back of Great Falls. He called. I'm from here. Fucking county. If if he thinks this little bit of shit right here is country. Yeah. Y'all don't know nothing. He thinks I must be a hit. Then if I. If you come out that way. Like, he gets even sparser, dude. Like. Yeah. Where I went to summer years ago and where I was in high. Well, it's funny because the place I was in high school all those years ago down near Roanoke. Yeah, it was pretty fucking sparse. You know, there was long stretches where there weren't many houses.

Yeah, there were some. There were some neighborhoods, but there was still a lot of farmland. All that shit's full of neighborhoods and townhouses. Oh, I believe it. Complex. Anything that had, like, farmland. They're fucking putting townhouses. Trying to. Kill, like. You see? What are you gonna do? How's anybody can afford anything? That's the other part. No clue. You see, we're, What the fuck with the old movie theater? Manassas. Was that right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I. Thought there was some nice ass townhouse. They're putting townhouses. In that moment, I thought it was going to be an apartment complex. That's what I thought, too. But now that townhouses, I'm like. So now you got a townhouse in a shopping center. You know what I mean? I mean, they're so close to the DMV that's going to be convenient at least once for somebody. At least that little bit. But I mean, one thing that's benefit of. Being that it's 66 is right there, you know what I mean?

But dude. But even still. Just like like that's like a kind of nice house. I don't want to hear 66 like that. Right. That's what I'm saying. 66. Like you're right there on 66. I used to be when we had the fraternity house of a fair fax. Yeah. And that was off Braddock, right? It was off of. Wasn't off of Braddock. It was off of Germantown. Okay. Gotcha. And Germantown goes right through the middle. Yeah, and crosses 66. Yeah. And 66 was probably technically as the crow flies less than a mile from me. Probably less than a half mile. Yeah. And there were a couple of times in the summertime where I would have my windows open and be sleeping early in the morning. And you. Sirens honking, Jake breaking all that shit and all that. I mean, like, pretty loud. Yeah. And I remember. Because. I don't want to deal with. This, that area, that echo, that, that echo. That's right there, man. It's a bitch. That's why they put the walls.

But even still, even with them. Yeah. Those walls were all up back in those days. The amount of traffic that's that's out there, like that's where the town houses are at dense that I. And I guarantee you they're going to go for at least 650. Oh yeah. At least. And that's, that's low balling on. You know what I mean. Because the what's right across the road like some apartments I think across the road I think they were going for fucking was like 25, 100 a month you know for like a two bedroom. Yeah. So I could imagine. What your shit's out of control. It makes no sense. Yeah. A crash has got to be coming. Something has to fucking crack because there's no way you can keep that. The interest rates, they said now the interest rates, they went down, but then they turned around and they put them right back up so you could put the interest rates back up. Well, because they had a cease fire for like a day. And then the war fired back up.

That wasn't even going to. Yes. It was never going to fucking be a oh, we're going to stop shooting each other for a while. And then they're like, oh, well, you know, we were shooting each other for three days. So technically now the cease fire is over. The cease fire is over. Once you fire at another motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, right. That and once you cease to cease fire. Yeah, yeah. See, the. That's. Yeah. I swear, man, we are in Idiocracy and we are in every dystopian book movie. In the ways that none of those around it could have really imagined it, you know. Like, that's what I would like to think. What would George Orwell think right now? Well, like when Orwell was writing about the Ministry of Truth and dudes getting, like, clips of paper. Yeah. And then rewriting something on something and sending it through to another thing, that's all that is, is just the bad news in the. Double talk. Yeah, but it's being done in the computers nowadays.

Yeah. We're like, we're going to. Mandela Effect, make you forget about a certain shit. We don't want you to make fun of jaws. And in Moonraker, being in love with the goofy looking chick with the big braces on her teeth. Yeah, he's got big metal mouth, too. We're gonna make it so that that didn't even happen. Yeah, yeah, we wouldn't want to be mean to that girl with braces. Yeah, that's the joke, motherfucker. That's what makes this shit funny. You know, you gotta take that shit out of there and be like, oh, that's Mandela, bruh. It was like Quantum. Leap out when Sam was murdered. Yeah, and they bleeped all that shit out. They changed all that shit. I'm like, wait a minute. Hold on. That's why you got to get physical media. I was like, I remember this show. You got a cop Quantum Leap on VHS. I remember it all of that shit because I'm like, I'm watching Highlander again. The acting is so terrible. But I like the concept of Highlander, you know what I mean?

There can only be one. The concept can drag something through to a better place. Yeah, yeah, it's just like X-Files. When you look back at these things and you're like, damn, these were the fuckers. The acting was it, but the shit that they were talking about is actually shit that's happening. Yeah, right fucking now. Like, even I mean, the fucking diseases, the fucking. Oh, events that are going on are similar to what the events they were talking about. Well, it's like that there's any kind of movies these days that you can look back on and be like, that shit's happening right now. Yeah. Like we're literally living through that. Like, you watch them and you're like, oh, that's just like overplayed bullshit. But then it's like, no, it's it's all based in real, pretty, real shit. Yeah. And even if it wasn't real, then, it's real now. Yeah. And and it's really just a script. And that's why the crazy part is, like, I can watch.

These cameras, bro. We got to go. Yeah. They got to go. They just as bad as the CC was. It is a CCTV subject. Whatever. What the fuck is it? Closed circuit TV. But that's not that bad, because closed circuit TV is like, you got cameras up on your building, and the wires go directly to a recording device that you have, and that's on your premises, and it's your video. Like, if I had cameras all over this house looking outside and whatever, all that's coming to my shit. Yes, I'm recording it, but if I gotta have that on a closed circuit, that would be no Wi-Fi. It's not using Wi-Fi, using hard lines. It's all coming to a hard recorder that's recording everything. Yeah, and now they've got it all on the cloud, all going to these. Fucking goddamn data centers. These data centers and all these data centers are just to be there to fucking keep surveillance on people. That's an AI is nothing. It's just going to be able to go through all these videos that we collect and analyze shit and go, who's doing what?

And who should have their license taken away from them, and who should be charged more money on insurance and who should be not allowed to leave their neighborhood, and who should not get any more. Ridiculous bullshit. It's crazy. And fucking. Out of control. Like all the all the data centers shit like, oh, I don't know, you don't really watch TV. So I catch your news in the morning for traffic and weather, right? I come home and eat and I watch Tom jammies, you know, just get the highlights of what's happening. And then I got my jeopardy! Right. There's commercials now. Ever since. Fucking. What's that bitch? The governor? Abigail. Yeah, she she. Touched a burger. Well, she made the deal with the fucking data centers. There's been data center commercials now talking about Virginia. Data centers are not bad for the environment. We began. To that as soon as I saw the commercial. I'm like, you got to be shitting me now.

The data centers got commercials talking about how they're not bad for the environment and that they actually recycle the water. If they use water, it's recycled water, you know? But I'm like, okay, what what what are you recycling water that you've already used, that you've pumped out. Are you cycling the same water that you've been using? Yeah. Yeah, I know you're not speaking on. We're just gonna pour that hot water back into the cold river it came out of. You're not talking. About the really great. The electric grid that you're fucking pulling power off that we have to pay for. Did you hear about the the weed stuff? I think it's what people you can do. Recreational. You can buy recreational. No no no. No no no. Is that. It's so much more out of control than that. What's going on? The way that they wrote the laws? It's sort of in debate amongst legal scholars. Okay. But from what I've heard, this is through a lot of the pro Second Amendment guys that are kind of anti weed.

Yeah. But the Virginia State Police have been informed that anything 5 pounds or less, 5 pounds, not five grams, not five ounces, 5 pounds or less, no prosecution, do not arrest. Turn them loose. So if you got 4.9 pounds, you're good. If you got 5.1 quality, they turn it over to the DEA because they do not have the legal right to do it now, because of the way the laws have been written. It's also been written according to certain interpretations that children, there's nothing illegal about children possessing cannabis. So theoretically, distribution as well as underage. Possession. Possession have been essentially legalized in this state. And I said, I said, well, you know, if I had a bunch of weed, I'd break it off into grams. Give it to all the teenagers I know and say, go to school and sell this shit and bring me half the money you make, you know what. I'm saying? Jesus Christ, you can, if that's how they have it set up.

I'm saying it's set up like that. I wouldn't test like that. But that's that's just how illiterate and stupid. Because I'm like. These people that have been elected. You can't drink or smoke or buy cigarettes. Couldn't tell you 21 right, right. And I would do the same thing with weed, to be honest with you, you know. Yeah. 21 is fine. 21 you're a make your own decisions, live your life how you want to live it. But because they already. I kind of see that if you're 18 and we can draft you and send you to war. That also true, you know. To drink and. Be able to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So but yeah, that's just terrible law making legislation. I didn't know I haven't been paying attention to it because I can't. Literally the Virginia State Police have been told don't prosecute anything 5 pounds or less right now. The fuck, man? If I was back in the day, I wouldn't even have to worry about my shit like that. Damn. All I had was.

Two hours. I never come up with that much. We'd like. Shit seen that much at the same time. I've definitely seen that much at one time. I've seen it, but I haven't ever had that much. Never possessed that much myself, nor do I even have the need for it if I'm not literally putting putting grams into the hands of teenagers and it's in high school to sell it. Well. I remember we were we were in high school and I was always had like some weed. They were selling a school and shit. Like, where do these kids get that? Back in the day, it had to be some crazy uncle of theirs or their buddy or something. You know what I mean? Like shit when I was. Older brother or some. Shit, I don't think I really wasn't pumping anything in school. Wasn't till after I got out. Matter of fact, yeah. When I was in the Charlottesville area, there was a lot of people. There was people that would sell, and I knew where it was coming from, you know what I mean?

Like one dude. Had somebody uncle or was it just some kid had the hookup? It was, you knew the kid that had to hook up and she didn't know where he was. Getting it. Yeah, it was one dude that had to hook up that gave it to five other individuals, right? You know what I mean? Those five individuals had the shit. He'd get. Like, that's where my. Daughter get like a Quarter Pounder giving an ounce to four people. Or something. But see, that's where I had that's why I found the loophole. I'm like, why these motherfuckers service motherfuckers out? And that's my focus out. This motherfucker is out there all waiting on him to re-up to get them squared away. I was like, why everybody going through one? Dude? I'm going to be that other motherfucker. That's where I found my loophole at. I'm like, I provided a service. That's where you found your lane. Yeah, because I'm like, I found a hookup that I was good with, and I could get my shit as soon as I say.

Yeah, I'm reading up on this when everybody was still in school because I graduated early. Well, they were all still in school. I could go re-up and be ready once they got out. Boom. Here you go. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now, while that motherfucker is trying to re-up, I've already going to cut them on some shit like, hey baby, baby baby baby baby baby. And now you're good. And now you'd be good with that, bruh. Oh, man, days are different. Madness. But again, you know, shit is what it is. Like this. You just shithead idiots that don't know what they're doing. There's that. That's the board everywhere. That is the failure of the public education system reaching the highest levels of government in the state of Virginia, and educated. All designed that way. All of us designed that way. I had. A it's a CIA puppet game, man. This bitch is a fucking CIA puppet. All of these motherfuckers. And they're not a single motherfucker.

That's not a puppet or anything. But here we are, a testing solution for the CIA. Right now, here in the state of Virginia. Everybody is being tested on some kind of some, you know, you got West Virginia with the with the, with the, the, the soon to be more fucking. What are the data centers? You got the fucking chemical shit out Midwest. You got all the other that's happening like the junkyards getting burnt the fuck up and shit like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there's there's so. Cameras in the cars, you know, they got lasers in the cars in Europe coming forward. They're going to read your facial movement and determine. If you're driving. Yeah. Yeah. And that's something they want to do here too. And I'm sorry man. The burden of proof has to be on the state. And they, they they keep going. Like on the individual. They prove. They always say, you know, when they, when they, when they want to take some of your friends where they always go, hey, it's for your safety.

It's your safety. Fuck you. That's why I bought an old car. Kiss my ass! Ladies and gentlemen. That said, you gotta bring this episode of foolishness to a close. Oh, yeah. I'd like to thank you for listening. Yep, yep. Encourage you to listen to old episodes like. Share, subscribe. Ladies, gentlemen. Be nice to people that look like you. Be nice to people that don't look like you. Don't be a. Little bit by little bit. Ladies, gentlemen. Keep moving forward. Yep. Don't forget to keep grinding on the things you're trying to get done, because that's how it's going to get done. We believe in you. And we love you very much. Love, y'all. And peace be. With you. Gone now.