Ladies and gentlemen,

for the

1,051st time it is.

featuring

that lady called Mike's wife.

There you are.

As well as that dude called Mike.

Yeah,

as well as the gentleman drew.

What up?

As well as myself, pal Mahoney.

Welcome to the Mason and friends show.

What's happening y'all?

What's good out there today?

Real quick, before we get started,

I got to give a shout out to Ivan the Red.

He had his baby boy.

So graduations to him.

Okay. Congrats.

Ivan splinter.

Good luck on Senator Pinches, bro. Fucking.

I remember the good old days.

Apparently there are actual photographic

evidence of Michael attacking and

kidnaping. I guess you could call it.

Really kidnaping.

I mean, you tied him up and drag him away.

You can keep moving from one place to another.

Yeah.

I like to look at the legalities.

Some of the things might on the show.

It's a human trafficking element there.

Like, why did you put red toenail polish on the gentleman?

Well,

that's part of the human trafficking process.

He's trying to find Epstein, but I just couldn't.

I was trying to unload this guy real quick.

Hey, I got somebody.

I guess I'd be like Hasan.

Nah, they were like, he's too old.

We don't want nothing to do with that guy. And.

Have any kids.

What else is.

Down, Epstein? Hold on. Wait a minute.

Let me see here.

I thought I had it.

Well, see, you shot now, big Mike. Shut up!

Tyler. Yeah.

Shout out BC and nephew for their baby that was born yesterday.

Yeah, baby. Big old baby boy. Yeah.

Try to hold.

Yeah.

Oh, my. That's a big baby.

Yeah, I think it's all the big shout outs I got.

Oh, happy birthday, sister. Wife. Her birthday.

Happy birthday to time.

It's my best friend's birthday today.

Happy birthday.

That is our sister. Wife?

I know I've heard about this.

It's interesting.

We have. A husband now. It's this guy.

A husband, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Mike. I don't know, bro.

I can't deal with multiple wives if I'm not, you know.

That's all I'm going to say about that.

I try to be respectful and a gentleman.

Well, she's.

Much blocker than I am, so he gets some relief culturally when she's around.

That's not at all.

When I was talking about.

I was not allowed to touch it.

Yeah,

like I said, you wouldn't be calling myself my wife if you're not.

You know, she can't be right. She wasn't even. Touching me.

That's.

I'm pretty sure she's, like, shrunk back up to virgin at this point in time.

God knows, the last time she had sex. Good God.

Yeah. Does she need some? I can throw her some.

Have no interest in. Throw some.

She is.

She is just living her best bougie life.

No, I understand.

I try to avoid having women in my life at all.

I know. Yeah. I know. I've heard.

So many talking points.

It's kind of nice if they go into your talking points.

I will keep my job thing, perhaps to the next episode.

We'll see.

It might be wiser to keep it to a Thursday than a Monday.

Okay, so that no one could hear it. Potentially.

Before. Before.

Something to hear and not hear something.

So there's like, you know, a little bit of a spoiler

or not spoiler, but a teaser teaser for the crowd.

So, you know, sometimes I go through phases of not listening to the show.

Sometimes I go to through phases of listening and 4th of July episode.

That was really interesting.

One was a lot about body image,

and a lot of you talking about how women tear women down. Yes.

And I would like to say I'm the bitch that called out the hairy toe.

Ladies and gentlemen, I might have to turn to this.

I'm glad I started with the Glengarry Glen Ross because it's very empress.

I might, I'll

just run it

the whole goddamn episode in the background where you start out like that.

This is some NPR news.

Welcome to Mason Public Radio.

I didn't mean to shame you.

Too hard into admitting.

No. I feel horrible because I shout out to my girl, Lisa.

I love her so much.

And I. Can't believe she's not here for this.

I told her before she left, I was like, oh my, I.

Said, she gonna go talk to me like.

So now Lisa is going to be listening to the show, so shout out Lisa, she can.

I still love you.

Harry told you because I thought it would have been Mike's sister.

That's what I told you.

I listen to the podcast and I said, baby, I'm the bitch with the hair

that called out the toe.

He said, damn, I thought it was Nikki.

No, I need to.

I looked at Mike and he had that look in his face and I was like.

I was like, that sounds like some shit face would do.

So it does, because she had done something.

She had said something to someone about how they were dressed or something.

Wow. That 4th of July was going on.

And I remember thinking, like,

as soon as I heard the Harry thing, I was like, yeah, that's got to be.

The true story.

There's a couple talking points that involve the version.

That.

The person that was on the podcast versus the real version that happened.

What had happened was

Lisa and I were sitting together, no one else was around,

and we were doing something, and she had popped her leg up like her

foot up on like that coffee table they have on the patio.

And I saw the hairy toe and I said,

oh no, Lisa, we got to do something about this.

And because that's what girls do, it's not to tear another girl down.

It's like, oh, if I see this, are you aware that's happening?

Because we might want to fix that.

It's like camel toe alert kind of thing. Yes.

I feel like that's a weird thing,

that the hairy toe to the Campbeltown was uncomfortable.

But it seems to me to be something that a woman should alert another woman to

if she noticed.

And this is. And so I say, bitch, you know you got your camel.

So I found out that that had hurt Lisa's feelings.

Months later, when I found out that it hurt her feelings

like it ruined her evening and everything else, and I apologized, I said, I feel so

horrible, like, Lisa, I'm your friend.

That's why I'm telling you.

Like, oh, do we need to do something about, you know, the toe situation?

And then the story that I told her was we were camping down at the river

one time,

and we were walking into the water and my friend

Kristen was behind me and she said, Sarah.

Oh, no.

And then there was a stinging sensation in my back.

And I turned around and she held up a hair that was growing

out of the back of my shoulder.

And you know what I said, Mason?

Thank you.

Thank you. So much.

Get rid of it before anybody else sees it.

I have packs with three other women that if there ever in a coma,

I will go in for private time

with them to pluck their chin hairs out so that nobody sees them.

That is not to women tear and women down.

That is women doing it each other.

Women are solid. Like

women can't do.

Women are solid.

I'm just saying that there's

the large examples of women tearing women down,

and sometimes they don't even know they're doing it

because they don't know how emotionally fragile

the person they're talking to me or may not be at the time.

And that's something that you have to expect with women.

That is.

A faculty of emotional fragility there.

So my whole point is

I'm certainly not known for tearing other women down,

but I also don't associate with any women that tear women down.

So the problem for me is who are these people

that you spend this time with that makes you feel like shit about yourself?

And stop, stop spending time with them because no one in my life tears me down.

I don't tell anybody down.

And when I was younger, I used to say like,

oh, I don't really get along with girls and I don't like girls.

And I realized that that wasn't necessarily the case.

I don't like or get along with bitches, and I think dudes are more fun

to hang around because it's it's just a much less emotional conversation, I guess.

There's no. Yeah. We're not emotional.

You know what I mean?

So all those things.

And then as I got older, I realized, you know, I love being around women.

I have at least, what, 12 girl best friends.

And that's that's lightly, easily.

And I mean legit best friends. Not just.

Oh, that's my best friend.

Wait, no, I have 8000 other friends, but none of the girls

I hang around say negative things to each other like, I don't know.

Either way, the hairy toe in the back here.

Just wanted to clarify.

I'm the bitch and it was generally meant like,

yo girl, let me, let me hold you down. We got.

To help.

Everyone can see that.

And it wasn't in front of a bunch of people.

Keep laughing about it.

It wasn't if it was just the two of us there.

If I can see

that, someone else can see. It to you.

That's what made me laugh.

That was the last.

So the next, next talking point that I need to tell the true story about is

the Soul Spice incident and the truth.

Okay, I'm going to need a refresher.

So that is. Where the.

Spice yes, Soul Spice is.

When y'all went to go hang out at the Pink Fox Kitchen.

Okay.

And y'all refer to it as the Indian food.

And what about me

be having a fit about not getting the Indian food because of the traffic

experience. And I would like to put this.

I would like to tell the truth about that story.

Hold on.

Let me put my.

That's some bullshit. But yeah.

No. We're good.

Go ahead. That's on every bank. So

I knew that the podcast was going to DC.

I'm like, yeah, fuck no, I don't want to do that.

How do I know y'all were going to the fucking edible kitchen?

Yes, I would have gone, but that part wasn't mentioned.

So Mike didn't clearly express. He said, I'm going to pay Foxy.

You didn't know what. It was that

he said, we're going to DC, which I have no desire to go into the city.

You have to give me like you got it.

But doesn't he know you well enough to know you don't want to go to DC?

So he's just going to be like, we're going.

To know that we're going to the place where they make the really good edibles,

and they're going to give you edibles,

and you get to see how they talk to them about how they make the edibles.

Just saying.

That was pretty cool.

Shout out Fox.

Shout out pink fox y'all.

Y'all took JC

but not me but.

Wanted to go.

Besides the point, I told Mike this.

Is days.

Before you Dick.

I wanted to go, right?

I wanted to go after I knew what it was about.

Yeah, you saw it and you were like,

wow, they're hanging out in the diner talking about weed edibles.

Yeah, and eating edibles at the sampling.

Maisie. Yeah, it was an amazing time.

We got to do that again. I got. A shirt out of it.

I'd like to go next time.

Big shout out to the pink fox. You guys rock.

I'm making.

The best edibles DC eats. Yes.

So were talking about.

I asked Mike, I said, baby, what are the chances that you would stop

at this place called Soul Spice and get me this Korean food?

And he looked at me and said, fuck no.

And I said. Well.

You're a fucking dick.

And that was the end of the conversation.

There was no more.

Several days later, before he goes, he comes to me with his phone

and says, baby, is this that place you were talking about?

And I'm like the Soul Spice.

Like, oh my God,

are you seriously going to do something nice for me for like,

the first time ever to actually get me the food that I want

that I never get to get because it's in DC and I don't go there.

There's a fart noise.

Thank you, thank you. That's what I was going.

So anyways, we look at the location, there's a location

right around the corner.

I love that you know the show well enough to know that could have been an issue.

Yes, the place is right around the corner.

And I told him, I said, I will you tell me when you're ready to leave?

I will order the food.

They have a spot out front.

They will carry. It now because his initial.

Have to get out of.

The car. His initial,

his initial that's some bullshit is what he should have stuck with.

So if he.

But he was trying to be nice, but he didn't know. He he didn't know.

Okay, well, I know there's. More talking points on this one.

Oh I'm sure.

And this is where the part

that pissed me off if he had a called and said

the roads are shut down, we can't get over there.

I would have been bombed.

I didn't get my food, but I wouldn't be mad at him that the roads are shut down.

So what he wanted.

Up to date contextual content.

What he did was I called him and said, hey, it's getting kind of late.

What are you doing?

Where are you at? He was like, oh, oh shit. We were 66.

We've been talking about.

15 minutes.

And I'm like, but what about my food?

It's like, oh, you never told me what you wanted.

And I'm like, that wasn't what was supposed to happen.

So fucking lied about it to my face.

But, you know, no, baby, you never do.

You never told me what you wanted, so I just figured you didn't want it.

But we had to come back.

And then it turned into, well, you're never going to believe

that the traffic was shut down and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

He told me he wouldn't get me the food.

He came back to me days later to say he would get the food.

He will not go out of his way to do something nice for me.

Every single time my goes to the movies,

I asked him to bring me back movie popcorn.

Do you know the only time he's ever done it yesterday?

No, that came from sheets. I don't need him to get this.

My brother went with him to a movie, and my brother called him out and said,

hey, man, did my sister ask you to get some popcorn?

Which brother? Stephen. Okay.

Stephen was.

A big.

Stephen who died for been here way more than you lately.

Bring you my sister.

That's the only time he has ever in six years of us

being together ever brought me back popcorn from the movies.

But now she eats.

In case you didn't know, they got a popcorn and a butter dispenser thing.

You put it in a cup, so you make it yourself.

Can you do a little bit and some butter and a little bit of some.

Be sure. Can. So I can go do that now.

So anyways I just want to talk a point about get on your sheets.

The sole spice incident in the fucking cruise.

Like I'm just some heinous spice in the truth.

Michael. Michael, do you have anything to say?

I mean.

I said a year ago when this should happen, like two years ago.

Fuck. I'm done with him. I'm sorry.

Back up in.

The car with me. Sorry.

And everybody had a piece to say about it on that podcast.

I ain't got much to say about it right now

because I know traffic was a motherfucker.

We'd been better off leaving the car right there and walking to that and back,

and bet the car probably would have moved six spots.

Maybe.

Yeah, it was pretty awful anywhere.

We were 35 minutes away,

really a mile and a half.

While it was right around the corner, we had a bicycle.

We could have road. Think about DC. It could be right around the corner.

But 25 minutes?

Yeah, dude, me and Mike got trapped.

Was it the Illusion Museum?

Unless you got trapped.

Right when they were shutting down with the fucking with

the protest.

I understand that those things happen like I can.

I'm not normally a bitch about anything.

Source.

Get the fucking source.

That's about it, though.

However, when Mike goes full silent

mode on the show, like some stealth mode, he's not engaging.

You're dropping charges and Mike asleep.

Because, look, I've already went to this conversation.

I'm not going back to the conversation.

I'm not having the conversation with you, though.

I know.

That's why I'm sitting here.

Oh. Well.

That's my next one.

The bathing suits demure allure you at least a

they may not bathing suits that cover people up.

That's some bullshit.

They're not appealing.

That was deep.

I just what she was talking about.

They they make good bathing suits.

I also mike out there chilling here.

He's in there.

That's the

black man on your cell phone right now, Jack.

Oh, he forgot to bring it.

We talked about all the things he's forgotten

because still haven't seen the black.

We're going to take pictures of it.

The black manatee is elusive. The black.

Honestly, I think the only thing I don't like is that he did a beam on it.

It's like a superhero. Yeah, but the rest of it, it really.

He did a really good job on it. We're supposed to go back this week.

We're going to take the kids since we're on vacation.

We had a really good time.

Which brings to the next thing

I also have on here, the evil lady at the pottery painting.

Oh. God, which does Jude didn't hear about this.

He wasn't there. It was just a media pottery.

I heard about the pottery.

It's me and.

My fucking act like a bitch to her.

Long story short, we took Layla for her birthday to go

do this pottery painting and like that, good music.

And ever had.

A good idea for going up there? Man, it was real nice.

Yeah.

You pick out your little figurine, they give you your paint and everything,

and this lady comes in, and I mean, right off the from the time the door opens

is just bitching her kid out, and this little girl's maybe 7

or 8 years old and she's like, oh, can I, can I do this one?

And the mom's like, I already told you, you're not doing this.

And that's too complicated. And I've already told it.

I mean, it is so uncomfortable.

And so now I am turning around because I need to see what's happening.

And the more this woman lights into this kid, I'm looking at my leg.

Maybe I must say something.

It's like you're not going to fucking say nothing.

And I'm like, I'm a motherfucker.

Say something.

So then the lady ends up taking the little girl outside,

berating her outside comes back inside.

It is so uncomfortable, and when she comes back inside,

she starts fishing with the kid and she's like, look at this.

Everyone is looking at you because of how you're acting.

And I'm ready to be like, nah, bitch,

everybody's looking at you because how you're acting.

Said that you didn't look.

You said it.

Like you should have said loud.

No, Mike told me I couldn't say it loud.

And then Mike turns into, it's going to have to be like,

I'm going to have to do this.

And then she's going to be all like,

oh, fuck this black dude and pot call all the racist shit.

And I'm like, I have no problem with the woman or a man,

but they can't call the racist shit on me.

Moral of the story is Mike won't let me bitch people out in public.

Well, I mean, that's kind of.

Like, good for him and you in a sense, because it's not it's not.

It's not a nice thing to do.

Plus, if you get Mike caught up into some shit,

he hit somebody in their head, explodes,

and now he's got a murder case on his hands

because you had to be like, nah, bitch, we looking at you.

That's what I need. That's exactly what they wanted to say.

You're making an ass yourself, lady.

I see, I know what the fuck I.

Know what happens when the owner comes in.

She's like, oh my God. Hi. How are you?

That's when you should have you.

If you were really into it, you don't turn around like, oh, you noticed.

Know she got the owner.

Is your friend.

You bring this bitch up ahead of your child like shit,

but you don't understand it.

I mean, you might have heard the episode and I was there for.

He's like, did you have no context? But I was there.

I was ready to go back in time and slapped his home when the. Owner walked in.

The lady is like, oh, don't mind her.

She's just being really entitled today.

Oh no. Hell no.

That's what I'm like.

I'm like you. It's so loud. There's like.

25 people.

It's your pottery painting.

It's not like it's like the mall.

I'd have been like, why don't you take a walk and sober up

and leave you kidding here

with some supervising adults so you can go get your shit together?

You fucking drunk?

Oh, I know you've been down the street at lunch drinking a bottle of wine,

and you'll bring a loud ass up in here like you own the place.

I know the owner.

Don't worry. I know the owner. It's okay.

Don't.

You can't paint no goddamn, motherfucking butterfly.

I told you can't pay no goddamn pottery.

Flower painted a cat statue. About this.

Like the biggest, fucking tallest thing you can paint.

The most complicated, biggest.

Honestly, simple.

Thing that I've seen there is, like the dragon with all the scales and shit.

My mind was complicated.

My mushroom house was complicated.

So you buy the pottery, but you paint whatever.

Thing on there that you want. Did you paint whatever you want?

They have.

Templates or anything like that.

Or you?

Just six colors.

Everybody gets colors and brushes.

Yeah, but a template or no.

No template.

No no, no, you just pay for that.

Oh yeah.

You know, like a plain white statue or a little figure.

We're not making a pottery right now. I'm making it.

That's already made.

And they.

Have a lawful a random pottery because they got the Patrick Swayze

you set up at the mall where you can make pottery.

Yeah, that's what I was wondering.

Yeah, that's.

We went there and did the slaughter painting me tab.

Jen. Krista, we did that on a girls weekend at the.

And they did.

You can make your own pottery or paint the pottery there.

I've done it at other places where you have like you have access

to all the colors.

This one, like they bring out a tile thing because the paint does not look like

what it looks like after it's glazed, like it's super,

everything almost looks gray no matter how many different colors.

And then when they glaze.

It, there's a pot tan or the white.

Is white, it's white, but there's cod.

They're going to rack.

Over 100 colors.

To I got all the fake others like, and you can pay more to get like 15 colors

or some shit. So each. Person. Gets eat.

Probably you could probably pay per color on top of each person.

You say six, but I'm gonna eat 12, so what's up with that?

Well, each person got it, got to choose their own six.

So we chose everybody, chose six different ones.

So we between the two had.

18 dragons. Complicated.

I'm banging that fucker out. Let's go Dragon.

Dragon, you need more colors and six problems.

So I'm saying I'm gonna need like 18.

Yeah, but. We we were.

All the mason and pottery class.

The pottery show.

Set up in a window. And I can sit there and.

We can.

We can videotape it like this, and you can put it on your on your YouTube channel.

I promise I'll let you do that.

Well, it is a 360 camera.

Now we need A36.

I can do it. A 360 camera.

In a couple of months.

You get one of them

GoPros on your button or something.

You probably be able to do it a private

because they do the private drill like they put you in the back. And.

You have more than six people.

They got. Like a. Little or more than.

They put up.

And you're in the back of the motherfucker.

We can work that out.

Then get the private joint in the back

one Saturday when it's just like 6 or 7 of us.

It's a really.

It's a really cool time.

We had it was cool, like.

Wants to go back, like.

It wasn't bad at all because I wanted to get the alien this time, paint the alien.

Like the the one that comes out your stomach in the movie.

No, no, that's a little Martian.

Big head fucking with the big. One on Mars.

Or Independence Day. Yeah.

Independence day. Or it might have a tax.

Like the.

The big head. Yeah.

Big brain, the big bubbly.

They got the braces, the big head joint.

Like I want to see X-Files.

You know what?

X-Files comes on? The standard gray.

Standard. Gray.

Standard gray.

Well, that you can work with just six colors.

No problem is that we get three shades of gray, I just ahead.

No, it's all figurine.

Is he, like, the dude from.

Pop up big is a bottle.

From Not Family Guy. American dad, is it? Yeah.

That's it.

Roger.

Yeah, yeah.

But yeah, that's my big.

Is the bottle like they got they got different sizes,

all kinds of shit up in that motherfucker, man.

They even got, like, fucking dishes.

Like butter dishes, salt and.

Pepper, the mushroom salt and pepper shakers.

I'm doing those next time I want those, I.

But I love mushrooms.

So like, me and Layla did little.

They had little itty bitty ones.

And those were like a dollar a piece to buy.

And I think the one that was a little bit bigger was maybe $2.

But I think, how much was your manatee like 99?

Do you buy a bunch of paint?

And then you can buy as many pieces of pottery as you want for a different price.

You buy it. Now, you out of pocket.

This comes with it.

So you buy you're buying the pottery.

So if I buy a $1 miniature shaker mushroom

and then like an $8 manatee, do I get 12 colors?

I don't. Think so. But you could probably.

Ask if you did one after the other.

I'd have to work something out. But again, if you're that's if.

You're going like six mushrooms in that dragon. Let's go.

If you're. Going by yourself.

Yeah. Yeah. If you're going by yourself that would be.

But you most likely wouldn't go by yourself to go. Do it.

I suppose I could peel for some.

Of the same that we did. We just.

But you get unlimited refills on your, on your paint

and some of them are cool like the, the black when it's done.

It's not.

Yeah.

It's it's like real gritty and it looks like a light gray when you paint it on.

But when it's done it's black with like white speckles in it.

This is something I had with the blue. Blue?

Yeah.

My mushroom top is red with white speckles.

And I mean it's as red as the the stripes on the flag and everything.

And it's bright, bright red. It's pretty.

You just you really don't know what it's going to look like until.

Because it pops for make lazy.

Yeah. Yes. It's very needed.

Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah.

You got to be willing to like, allow yourself to,

you know, consider it for what it is.

You got to go.

Hey, man, look at this.

This is how it's going to look. What? It's done.

They definitely do it. You get. It comes your imagination.

Come by the house, maybe I'll feel froggy and bake something for the first time.

Firing it uptown. Erwin blaze.

Warrenton.

Right across from the post office. Yeah,

and then we

went to Licorice Pizza afterwards.

I went in there a couple of years ago.

The pizza was dogging. I did. Not.

I didn't like it the first.

Time in the basement. No. But.

Between those in between that. Yeah.

That's down the street underneath the staircase.

Yeah. So like.

They used to work in that black.

Licorice was the black bear.

I know when I worked there.

I'm still upset. That black bear.

Licorice pizza were black Bear.

Todd and the black bear.

Because it was it was the bistro.

Because it was the club.

Yeah, it was that way back in. The day. Way back?

Yeah. When I stood there.

Black Bears menu was so good, though.

So when the first time we went to. Liquor.

I wasn't too many options. No.

God, bring back that turkey.

Yo, bring back the mass.

The lobster mac and cheese.

The lobster mac and cheese.

Bring back the fucking dark. Poutine was good. Shit.

They had a fucking fire.

Shrimp po'boy.

Phenomenal. Yes, fucking.

They had a turkey raspberry sandwich.

That was.

I just love any fruit and Brie sandwich.

Yeah, yeah.

But I had a BLT

from their brunch menu, and that shit was good.

At licorice.

Okay, they.

Got the wings. Yeah,

I went there because I wanted to see.

It was right after they opened and I was like, all right.

I liked the bear's pizza and I liked a lot of their menu

just working there.

It was too hard to do because there was too much stuff.

That's my only critique time as an employee.

But I told you that back in the day, so, you know, but the food was phenomenal.

So I was like, let me go up in here and see what they're working with.

And the bar was way redone.

Looked like the dam might hit your meal plan, I did.

Oh, shit. That's what it sounds like, bro.

You really cranking over there?

I had to get that out. Got to hit my mute button.

It worked. All right. So.

Me, my loud ass baby.

I had to do it. Happy. Get that out.

Don't got small passages, bro.

No no, no.

Brad, as he would say.

Oh, shit.

Gotta get that out because we're going to get worse for then.

So I went and I was like, let me get a fucking small cheese or small something.

I got a small pizza like I would have got at the Black Bear,

and I got a beer and I got something for an appetizer,

I don't remember it wasn't memorable, but

the beer was phenomenally cold.

They had clearly redone the entire system, and I was like, good,

because that needed to be done.

That was a hard thing. To drink beer unless it's ice cold.

It was frigid there. This was a couple of years ago,

so I don't know if it's still maintained or not.

I didn't want jeopardize upstairs, but.

Jabber drives. Yes.

Jazzercise. Yeah.

Y'all got me down here for a while because we go fucking on the couch.

You out there young and spry, let him do it.

I'm saying that's what sounds like going on.

Mic on the bench outside at mine in Brittany's house.

Yeah.

I don't think I've gotten on top since then.

No. I don't know

how they won't be able to help you with that.

Okay. That's cool.

My boy said hit up and I said, well, I clearly don't know them

and they clearly don't know me

because if they all knew me, I want to have a fucking.

You would be the. Anywhere in life.

But I can still hear up and.

Just fucking going to do.

You know, I mean, you know, just tell them, you know me, I guess.

I mean.

Because I hit indeed and I'm like, wait, I know you.

So if you want your money, you got to be like, hey, I know this guy.

Check this out.

I told him to apply to the job online.

Yeah,

and see if I can figure out exactly where the fuck that is.

It wouldn't be bad to know with all these people

you want to write up and fire.

Because that'd be the only way to really get it done.

Probably. But whatever.

Anyway, I don't know. What was your last talking point?

I feel like I definitely saw a track just at some point there.

That's okay. I'm talking about Licorice Pizza.

Pizza from.

Those Texas Twinkies.

They have Texas Twinkies.

It was it was a jalapeno with cream cheese wrapped in breaking.

Yeah, it's a. Brisket with brisket.

Had brisket that big.

Brisket and cream cheese stuffed in it, I think.

I don't know if the cream cheese.

I think it might have been a. Dip it in cream.

No no. No no no no.

So it had cheese.

It's a. Holiday jalapeno.

Sounds like. It's not threaded.

It's like a boat.

And then stuffed with brisket and cheese.

And got bacon wrapped around it. Man.

That fucker.

That's what it was.

I mean the bacon. Yes.

I don't normally like bacon wrapped things because it's like only crispy on

one spot. I shot the fucking

good.

That brisket, hot honey bacon and the cheese.

Regular menu.

Not special advertiser.

But when we went the first time was.

After they had the kitchen. And so everything we wanted to.

Get your mother.

We could. Get this. Is this licorice pizza?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah.

Yours.

Yeah.

I ain't never been there.

That's good.

Ain't going to fucking pizza up here. No.

Ever, ever again.

I think at least you paid $30 for a goddamn large pizza.

From where?

Pete's pizza. Pizza?

Right over here by the fucking laundromat piece.

Yeah.

Never heard of it. Yeah.

I mean, never, ever seen 35 hour fucking pizza.

I'm not gonna talk that motherfucker.

You can buy a movie ticket for that.

Movie tickets cost.

Oh, she just found out today.

What, $18 a piece? No.

No, they said 27.

That's a child, 1840.

What'd you go see, Spider-Man or some. Bullshit I did?

I'm going to borrow.

How much you pay for your ticket?

I pay $63. Three tickets yesterday.

This is 50. $5.

Me and mine was popcorn.

Three tickets, or 60 for the ones I just paid for being here to go fucking Tuesday.

That's 57. I say airspace.

The airspace ain't bad.

I don't like I said, you pay $5 for your fucking concessions.

Usually, man, I haven't been to. Tickets.

Probably like a long time.

I think it was $13 for the.

Tickets that I was on gift card though, and I'm a member.

The last thing I went and saw in the theater was Joker.

That Joaquin Phoenix joint.

Yeah, the first one was good. Second one was shit.

Yeah, yeah, I heard enough, I believe what certain reviewers said, and I'm like.

Honestly, the Spider-Man before this one was the last one I went to,

and after we left that one, I said, fuck, it ain't going to.

Not one single other stupid ass comic book.

Marvel, DC. I don't give a shit movie.

I know I'm like, Layla, you got you gotta go pee.

You gotta go pee.

Let's let's get up and. Go pee.

That's what I think is happening.

I think they're going to go away soon.

They will for a while.

They're going to stop.

For there's going to be a five. Year old already.

Say they're going to do a hiatus. For 5 to 10 year.

They run out of the. Dude after doomsday.

Doomsday actually kind of entices me.

It's the only thing because you got me the good spoiler.

And on

Infinity. War.

Yeah, one and two and all the stuff leading up to it.

You did a good job freaking out.

I don't know, man. I've seen.

A few of them with Mike and the kids.

They ain't. Got it.

Black widow was god awful. Yeah.

And then there was another one that I hated.

The only one I liked was the ten Rings.

Yeah. Which I still like. If that's on TV, I'll still watch that one.

But the Spider-Man one, I'm like, why the fuck are the three

fucking Spider-Man's?

I'm so sick of the fucking multiverse.

I'm sick of every fucking cartoon.

How many times can you tell the same story?

That's what I'm saying.

You're like, there's going to be a hiatus.

I'm like, not in the fucking multiverse. No. So I don't go.

I don't go to those crazy.

I'm going to go finish up doing my estate planning for my aunt's estate

and her and of life wishes while they go to see the movie.

Do you think that The Dark Knight really ruined it for everyone?

Made a superhero movie so good that, like every other superhero movie, just pants.

In The Dark Knight.

Christian Bale.

Christian Bale with.

Heath leather.

Then he died during that movie.

Right after.

They were finishing.

The movie. Made him crazy, man. That's.

You know how I got these scars.

And performance.

Yeah, that's one of. Those I saw.

My favorite about man is the one with Michelle Pfeiffer

and Jim Carrey and Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.

Favorite one.

Is Danny Vito with the Cell Fifer and Christopher Walken.

That's Batman Returns that was directed by Tim Burton.

Free man Batman. I don't even know. You were.

Bringing characters that were in a different movie.

I was playing at George. Clooney, and.

I. Like those ones.

I think Michelle Pfeiffer is the hottest Catwoman that ever existed,

and I don't think anyone's ever going to be able to be hot.

Marries hot, but has nothing on like, I.

Think Barry is, like

disgustingly beautiful.

Like there's I think most women are beautiful and in general, but like,

it is just unfair how beautiful Halle Berry is.

It is completely it is completely unfair how beautiful Zendaya is.

Either Eartha Kitt, then Michelle Pfeiffer for Catwoman.

Oh god, she was the best Catwoman.

Who? Eartha Kitt, you never.

Yeah, yeah. No.

Gigi from, like, the TV show. Bam!

Yeah. Yeah, with Mr. Egghead.

With the bat.

With the bat two.

And everything that had his belt.

I never forget the shark episode.

We gotta get the shark.

Shark propeller.

Gotta get out my back.

One on his arm.

But that's why it was cool when they got, like,

the serious tone from the first Tim Burton movie.

And that's what that's what kicked off the superhero movies again.

Was that first Tim Burton Batman Michael Keaton movie with Kim

Basinger and Jack Nicholson, and then then they got good, then they got really bad.

Then other superhero movies started coming out

like they were the good Spider-Man's that came out.

They were like pretty good.

And then there was other stuff that came out.

Blade kicked off Marvel.

Blade is what kicked Marvel off, because they were about to go bankrupt

and blade came out and fucking Weston Snipes killed that motherfucking blade.

The fucking Marvel.

Later. Marvel blade was the first Marvel joint.

And that's why they were willing to make it so.

So they didn't have that hole where they put the comic book to do the Marvel.

They didn't have that. They were they were.

It just Marvel.

It just had the Marvel logo. Right?

That's it. At the.

Beginning, it just said Marvel didn't have the orange and red, right?

Right. Because that was literally their first.

It was their first joint. There's like, let's see what happens.

They were on the verge of bankruptcy.

That's why they let that movie be as raw it was.

Yeah. Plus it was the 90s when she could get raw.

She could be wrong. Yeah.

Movies.

Now, that's why you guys have been a rising sun.

We just watched the movie, had us rolling.

Is supposed to be like, it's hard killing. The movie obsession.

Like, was just in theaters, like, a few weeks ago.

So you remember movie big, right?

When Tom Hanks goes to the machine and fucking wishes he was big.

He went to the yeah.

Yeah, this is a similar concept, but the dude fucking goes into this

fucking like, apothecary store and fucking finds a

a wish stick and wishes for this girl to be obsessively in love with him.

He wishes for her to love him more than anyone else in.

The world.

Everything else in the world.

Yeah. Poor choice of words. Oh my God.

Like, how would I wish for Emma Watson to love me, right?

You don't want to be.

That would happen after being elaborate wording to wish that you.

Had to be specific in what. You want.

I wish that Emma Watson just happened to be in the place

that I'm at, and we meet and actually like each other, and then.

In love with the natural and happily ever after.

In a healthy relationship.

Have to be some shit like that happily ever after with a healthy relationship.

Because this.

All in one breath.

We were, what, maybe 15 minutes?

And she goes, baby, this movie is fucking dumb.

I see is dumb.

But we were laughing that shit that most motherfucker.

But that's the baby boy scenario where the movie is taking it so serious.

But you were laughing at it because it is.

Yeah. We can't take this serious right now.

The one scene with The Brick, we.

Were this big because we just didn't know what they're going to watch,

and people that they don't already see it or fucking say fuck it.

But this bitch.

If you haven't seen obsession, sorry.

This bitch.

See it all. It's all for these people.

Work at like, a Foot Locker together, you know what I mean?

The one homie.

They have a striped shirt.

Here it is. It's the.

Wonder what the fuck it was.

I don't even know what you're supposed to take.

I don't think it was supposed to be taking place in, like, a

fucking 90s.

No, it was like a record shop or some shit, like.

Yeah, you know, like a music store.

But anyway,

so all four of these characters work in the fucking shit together.

They're friends, they do trivia night, and it's two girls.

Two dudes.

The two dudes are, like, supposed to be real tight.

Everybody's real tight in this shit.

Like the guy that the main character he is obsessed with.

Like this girl that has no interest in her.

Like she's she friends on this.

You know what I mean?

The other chick

wants the motherfucker jump on his dick, but he ain't trying to haul at her.

His homeboy is fucking the bitch that he wants to highlight.

But you don't find that out.

You don't find that out until damn near the end.

So he does a shit. He breaks the stick.

This bitch immediately right off the bat, is now obsessed with this dude.

Like as soon as he makes the wish before the bitch even gets in the house.

So you wish on the stick. And then you break it.

You make the. Wish, you. Break the stick.

And then all of a sudden now the wish is true.

And so this is something that's ancient that no one had ever broken.

No. That's like it's like in a little box that looks like.

It looks like a like.

It's like it's bullshit. Like it looks like. It's like.

One of.

Them gag like in a box.

It's like in a triangle box.

And it's in one of those one death chip boxes.

It looks like a single matchstick, and it's called the Wish Sticks.

And it looks like almost like the writing.

Like on like, candy cigarettes.

Why are we not selling these that break Emma Watson wish stick every episode.

You could wish for $1 billion, but you might get shot in the forehead.

Yeah, that's what happened to his homeboy. Because like.

So there were more of the more of these.

There's a. Whole fucking.

Thing of Mike is just so there's a display of the wish look.

So but it's like in an antique shop and it's just like in the.

Shop or whatever.

It's like I'm like, no, it's like a crystal clear crystal crystal.

And since the girl lost her crystal necklace and the dude is like,

one, one doesn't even said he likes her, she doesn't know he's going

to surprise her with this necklace.

And she he doesn't like it.

He gets her the stick, but then he's fucking up, stumbling his words.

He's trying to tell her he likes her.

It's just he's weird and awkward and he was supposed to give it to her,

but he never gave it to her.

And so then he sits in his car and is like,

I wish she would love me more than anyone in the world and breaks it.

And this bitch is like, scared.

She was just staying on the porch.

And they got.

And then like, dude. Like, can we go to your house?

Yeah, let's go to your house. And never went back to her house.

You got the fucking prude.

He's like, I don't I don't know. You're being weird, man.

And she's like, oh, my dad's dying and I'm having a dog.

Can I sleep over with you?

And then she's like, doing shit.

He leaves for work.

This bitch is standing there

pissing and shitting on herself all day, smiling, waiting for him.

Come home.

He fucking goes to leave. Like she's waiting.

Wait a minute. Wait on him in the middle of the night.

She's not going to the bathroom.

She's standing still.

The spot where she. He says goodbye on his way to work.

She's standing there smiling.

Horror movie, saying goodbye.

And this is home.

And she's just been pissing and shitting all over herself, standing.

And she has duct tape to do.

I don't even know how to get this much duct tape.

I know there's not this much duct tape on a roll of duct tape.

This doesn't take the fucking door to go out of the house.

Like. About

to go.

Go to work when that

when she's standing there getting ready to piss and shit all over her.

So he goes to turn around and go to work, and the fucking door

is just duct tape, like it's thick duct tape.

This is. Like.

Trying to rip the shit up.

And she goes, you know, if you're having trouble with the door,

you can just stay on me.

He's like, no, no, not good.

We're good. I'm going to work.

See you later. I'll see you when I get home.

Time Screaming and it's like, why don't you like, why don't.

You love me?

You don't love me like I love you, man.

She's just.

Yeah. This is the theater.

You know.

We we watched the last good.

You didn't pay. Money to

the girl.

So the other the girl, that psycho obsessed.

She has these moments of clarity where it's like

her original person freaks the fuck out and is like, I don't want to be here.

But then the fucking.

The crazy kicks back.

In wherever the wish crazy comes in. Yeah.

So so dude's subconscious bubbles to.

Surface, resurfaces.

Sneaks out to go meet with the other girl that he's friends with

and everything else.

And she's like, they're in the fucking band.

And I'm like, me and Michael, she's coming from somewhere.

And this bitch had to run wherever.

The fuck. Found this motherfucker.

This bitch was running you because these niggas was at a park,

sitting in the car,

about to open up her college letter and see

she got something to college and shit, and they're talking.

And she's like, you need to be with somebody.

And that's what she tells me.

Like, hey, you know, Nick was already fucking her a couple of times on the side.

They would get together and fuck every once in a while.

That's all they were doing was fucking.

But they didn't want to tell you because you would get upset.

And she's like, I really want to fuck you.

You know what I mean? You need to be with somebody like me.

And as soon as she says that the bitch is right there, boom!

Like it looks like she had. The windshield. No

girls in the driver's seat.

And the obsessed girl comes and.

It comes to the driver's door.

I thought she had but this motherfucker, because it came so quick,

I thought she had, but at the motherfucking glass.

And then all of a sudden, there's a break now sitting on the steering wheel.

And this is just why I'm fucking this bitches.

Face stuck with this brick, bruh.

Look at it.

This about me? We.

The tooth left?

Yeah, she.

She bashed her skull in.

She held. The brick with the brick.

And just.

Wait.

A minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

So she put the brick on the wheel, smashed her face and

the brick on the wheel.

Didn't even look like a stepping stone paver.

I don't want a fucking brick or whatever. It came.

When she broke the window with.

That's that's what we figured, like, damn.

But then, like, goddamn, this fucking just sets it like it was

perfectly innocent, like it fit perfectly and wouldn't.

Stay there.

And she's wearing this. Bitches head out, right?

Then she gets done and.

Off the whole time. No.

No, no, like.

That would have been great.

So look. Hold on.

And she walks around the. Fucking car.

She's like, oh, no.

Okay, this is all.

This is all your fault. This is your fault.

That's true.

You broke the waste. Exactly.

That's what she she she was.

So she goes, you wish for this?

You wanted this to happen.

This is all because of you.

So now this motherfucker's walking around all bloodied up.

He's going into shop to the store to get another wish stick.

He goes to his homies house covered in blood. Does the wish.

Does he get the wish? No.

He gets home.

He tells him.

Hey, look, I need you to say this.

This is what I need you to say.

I need.

You to tell me one wish stick per person that he can't.

He tries to like, wish he doesn't.

But first off, he wants the girl to still be obsessed with him.

Just not psychotic.

Yeah, she fucking cook the day of dead cat.

Oh, yeah.

Cat fucking died.

His cat died. She.

She unburied the cat, and she's like.

She puts it like a fucking shrine for this motherfucker.

The next day.

She kills him and then makes a shrine for him.

No, no.

Cat the cat.

The cat died.

The cat died naturally, before.

It got into pills, got into his pills, and.

Oh, my God,

I have had enough.

It's enough.

That's enough.

I just know that I told him I go the way down here, baby.

I'm very upset.

And he goes, why?

I'm like, you can't hit the.

Cash cause that's what he tells his guys.

Like, hey, you can't cook the cat carry.

Upset about this? You can't cook.

The girl told him like he he said he wanted to be a food critic.

Whatever. She's like. Okay?

So she makes him lunch to go to work today.

That stuff tastes.

He's sitting there eating the sandwich, right?

And the girl that likes him picks up and says, hey, this says food critic.

What's that mean? He was like, I was just something I wanted to be out.

I joke and she goes,

cat question mark, what does cat question

mark me and and she already called the cook the cat.

The motherfucker looks down at the sandwich.

She didn't cook the big cat.

Now, we don't know how long this campaign did because they do like a no.

That's been two days long.

It could have been two months long.

There's no.

There's no time frame, no wish she could have cooked this fucking.

Changing and shit. Yeah.

These things to fucking cooked breakfast with each other in the bed.

Looking, watching at movies. Playing music.

So the obsession works for him for a while.

She she's normal for, I don't know.

After she,

after he leaves and she's shitting and pissing on herself in the same spot.

She then duct tape some torture and feeds him sandwich.

And then they're hanging out and everything's cool. For a while.

They were. It was.

All going downhill.

It was all going.

And it was a little bit at a time.

Like she would do crazy shit.

She would scream all of a sudden, like it didn't.

Want to jump off of her going crazy when she standing there pissing herself.

So she looked like laying around her feet.

Yeah. It was just.

And she's standing there and he's like.

He's like, baby.

What are you doing? She's like, oh no, no, I'm so sorry. I'm discussing.

I'll go get in the shower.

And it's like, oh, you hear. It all, you hear it all.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Either way, dumb movie. Don't recommend.

But it was funny as fuck, man, that was funny.

I made it at one point in time.

I'm like, how much longer is this movie?

Because it's at. Least I can't do. It anymore. I said, we got it.

We get through last ten minutes, we'll get through the last ten.

I don't know what was more, this was at least I don't know what was stupider.

Did you watch dumb movies like this before you started hanging out with Mike?

Yeah. My friend Becky picks out the worst fucking movies.

The lodge.

Dear God, Jesus Christ, it's always somebody else influencing me.

But if it's like a.

I want to say.

Thing. Weapons.

What we really wanted to see and then it was.

Such a cause of the trailer weapons was worse than fucking obsession.

Yeah.

And I never saw the trailers for obsession.

At least obsession.

I was able to laugh.

Obsession I'm laughing at during your.

Fucking hilarious.

As a couple can be known as the spoilers.

First off, I'm participating because he's already doing it,

but I tell him all the time it's fucked up of him to give the spoilers.

People suffer through the movies themselves.

No, I don't want to do that.

I don't want that movie I'm going to be a real critic for.

Somebody could do it.

Somebody could have.

Spoiled like midsummer, midsummer.

I had to pick movies anymore. Fuck. Midsummer.

That shit sucked.

People talked about how good and critically acclaimed this motherfucker is.

That movie.

Still, I still see critical acclaim out there on the internet for it.

I have.

Not, bro. It's not worth it.

I take your word for it. I don't. Need you.

Don't know I'm on.

I'm on movie picking restrictions.

Because they were like they were because they was fucking.

You wanted to see it.

It was a it was supposed. To be.

It was Halloween.

And none of them have seen hereditary.

Have you?

With the little girl.

Oh, wait.

No. God, it's not the dude with the kid that he's, like, trying to take that.

It's like on the forest where everything disappears.

No, this is like, probably the legit.

The best horror movie I've seen in at least ten years.

Really, really, really good movie.

And it was in between Hereditary and I'm like, oh,

everyone says midsummer is so good.

And I've heard all this stuff about midsummer.

And so we ended up saying, since I had already seen hereditary,

they weren't going to watch it for our Halloween night and we watched midsummer.

And dear God, it's art.

And I fucking hate when my movies are art.

I want my movies to be entertained.

When they had that motherfucker in the circle

rooting them on to fuck that bitch and the old naked bitch is like,

Push it on to the girl and only talk.

About stupid movies.

So you're saying that midsummer is art and that's why you hated it?

Or it's. Well. It's. Classic, but it's like.

It's like, I wouldn't even call it. It's like classic.

People call it a cold classic, but it's not. You wouldn't.

But the other people that call it a cult classic do.

Just because you don't think it is doesn't mean that sucks.

Alrighty then. You'd have to.

We'll say Wicker Man.

Yeah. It's like.

It's like art.

It's artsy.

It's people.

Did you watch Game of Thrones? No.

Okay, well, there's the last season of Game of Thrones.

There's an episode that everyone refers to, a dark dog.

Episode. I've heard about.

It pissed me off so bad because. You can't. See it.

You can't see anything.

And they came back and were like, sorry, your TV is not at the cinematic quality

that it needs to be.

But you know,

they were in the dark and we wanted you to really feel like you were there.

So you just watched.

A black fucking screen throw up a blue light somewhere.

Like, sorry, you didn't see my artistic like, I hate that.

I'm like, I want to be entertained.

Not your fucking weird.

Interpretation point of view.

Well, you can use weird art point of views and things if you do it

right for the right kind of thing.

I love art like The Dark Knight, I love art.

I'm not trying to take that away.

Dark Clockwork Orange, right?

Yeah. That's a fuck that movie.

Artistic violence. I think about that movie.

That's another one that was like, I'm one and done.

I only needed to see it one time.

That's my next tattoo, Clockwork Orange.

No. God, all I can think about is the fucking.

And yeah.

I've seen those tattoos.

That guy's face with the.

Yeah, with the thingies or whatever.

He's got clamps.

He literally scratches cornea during that scene. Yes.

Yeah. It's. Fucked up. Shit.

Do we have any other movie? No.

I think that that's going to be it for this episode.

Primer to end,

I think we're

going to go ahead and wrap this thing up now that we've come to a conclusion.

And then we'll get to the to the teaser for the next episode of The Job.

How agitated I've been at my job lately to.

See what the saga is.

Yeah, it's going to be a real saga.

I want to hear about the saga,

and then I have several more talking points that Lisa will appreciate.

All right then.

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That's right.

Keep grinding

all the things you're trying to get done because that's how things get done.

We believe in you.

Have a great beginning of the week. Yes, please.

And don't forget, we love you very much.

Love you. I wish you nothing but the best.

All day, every day.

How do you think that.

Be with you. Go.

For this. Be.