1 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:07,774 That he was wrong for saying it was funny. I don't know if you apologize for telling her that she was overdramatic. Ladies and gentlemen. For the 1000 and 60s, I mean 67th time. That's 1067 This episode features that dude called his Junius badges, as well as that lady called Mike's wife. Yes. As well as that dude called big Mike. Yeah. Me. I am l Mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What's happening y'all? What's good out there today? Well, you know, just living the dream, big Mike. Living the dream. Somebody is anyway, right? Somebody I know where my my sound effects is. Yeah. I don't hear nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Well, I'll get it for you. All right. Bass? Yeah. So you got a job still. Braham. Sorry to hear that. All that shit happen. It is what it is. Oh, man. You know, I'm always doing whatever to try to get back on the man. Look, I ain't I ain't knocking it, bro. That was a good one right there. Oh, shit was funny. We got to tell him about it if you're going to talk about. I mean, it's it's it's bullshit because I was like I said, I was doing my job. Like I told him, I don't have to be here in order to do half my job, you know? Yeah, I was delegating. Fucking checking emails. Fucking telling y'all whatever y'all don't need to be working on. Can I say how I heard about what happened when I saw you last weekend? And I asked if you took the day off and you told me now that you got fired. They fired. I got fired again. Because now, after 11 points, you're supposed to get fired, and I'm at 15.5. So I was totally got fired again. What were your first points? Fucking awesome. I got I got three points a day for not coming to work during my suspension. Said no call, no show. Kidding. Yes. From the people. The people who do. The points are the people who suspended me. And they still gave me fucking three points a day. I'd be taking that to HR. And then they did my valuation 15 points on my valuation. And that dropped my my 90, my score 96 down to like 6970. So you know I don't know how much you can do with HR when what you were, what you were being punished for was having a subordinate of yours take a printed picture to the face scanner. They got your face. They fraud. And time is what they tried to tell me I was doing. Yes, that is what that is. But they they they. Bought it because I'm performing my duty. Yeah, but yeah, it's not what. They see. The emails before you're supposed to be there. So they know you were working and you weren't defrauding. I just wanted. To in their mind, since I wasn't, like, on the. Job. There's no way I could have been working. You know what I mean? But my job is not fully, using my tools and shit like that. That's right. It's overhead. Like he got one of them brain jobs. Yeah, I'm supposed to be delegating, coordinating, fucking planning and shit like that, you know? I mean, which, like I said, I don't. I don't need to be administrative. I don't need to be on site to do that dumb shit, you know? I mean, that dumb shit can be work from home phone calls and emails. I don't know. I have time. I did you was like that Tom Hardy movie lock. He works from the car on the way. Yeah. There's a Tom Hardy movie called lock where he's just in the car talking on the phone. It's just him. The whole time. Yeah. It's a pretty interesting movie. I have one, the Jew is working on his way in a car, chatting it up. I'm gonna need you to do this, and then I'm gonna need you to do that. And at that point in time, I'm writing. Sit down. Getting. So we're not going to go see these motherfuckers because. Yeah, sometimes he's making me. I make my plan, like 2 or 3 of those motherfuckers at work. So then my plan changes. But it's always good to have at least have a game plan of what you want to intend to do, and then you can change on the fly, rather than coming up with what's 15 people are going to do. I agree, while they're already getting paid to do what they don't know what the fuck they're doing yet. I still go to HR about the points. So I think that you need to stop shaking the boat as much as he can, but it might be a good idea to go to the HR. About the point. Yeah, I would like to go back, just be like, hey, can somebody explain to. Me already? I already been doing shit. He told me upstairs, he's already been putting salt in those wounds. Yeah. I've been I've been digging deep like like like fucking. You know what I mean? Like. Oh, boy. He. Oh, boy. Hit me, told me. Go. I need you to get rid of this pipe, blah blah, blah, blah. And then my other, my other boss is like, no, that's not in our scope of work. So and then about two hours later, old boy hit me back again. Told me, I need you to go. Move this pipe. So I went to took a picture and put it in the fucking foreman raw. The foreman's like 30. Foreman's or whatever. Got access to the chat and I told him, you know, pipes move. Hopefully I'm recognized for going above and beyond my scope of work in my evaluation and sending it said, you know what I mean? So, like, I still always going to do that little piddly shit, you know what I mean? Because you know. Yeah, dude, you're fucking it. You you're going to go to them right back. Fucking bitches. Like we all got different smart levels, you know what I'm saying? So I understand I can only do it so much. Yeah. I mean, you know, better. Can only do so much, and we're all on it, you know, we're all just peons on the scale. The ones. You technically all working for an entrepreneur. That's right. You know what I mean? So sometimes you might get into a good one. Usually you don't, or you're into a good one. And then he steps down and let the other douche, who then a pencil pusher her whole life and all of sudden has power just as retarded as shit. You guys, you got these motherfuckers really don't know shit. Sometimes you coming in with dirty boots and cleaning them up, and they're like, why would we listen to you? And you're like, bitch, because I been doing. I been doing this. Yeah, what I'm saying, you can do it. This way. You could do it like that. You could do it like this, or you could do it. That's how Vidot fucked up Vidot basically took everybody in these upper management positions. Good old boys have been doing this shit for decades, and then decided that everybody in a supervisor position had to have a PE, and they brought in a bunch of motherfucking nerds. A PE, a physical. Educator. Professional engineer. Somebody to second guess. So you're you're a computer guy, second guessing the guy that's got experience on the fly in the field. The work. Is actually done. Shit. But they bring in a computer guy who looks at programs and see how they did it over here. I don't know, I'm here. I'm gonna have to run this to the computer. Yeah, that's exactly. What they did. This site did this over there. So it's got to work over here. Yeah. Well, they brought in a bunch of people with PE and then took all these people that knew what they were doing. Fucking ran them. Off, ran them off and everything else. And then you got people saying, oh, this is how it needs to be done. And then you've got the people doing the work, like, clearly. You don't. Know. What you're. Talking about. Yeah, I've been through it many times. And they did that. Now I get called a toxic employee. You are a toxic employee. I'm toxic employee too. That's what we should change. The name of the podcast to toxic says I'm a toxic gas employee. I tell them every day I go down, I don't know why I'm still here, bro. I believe it. I believe it, and that is why I will not put my name on the line for toxicity. But I'm gonna give him 100% right when I go to work every day. 100. Percent who's at the. Top of my shit about the company? I'm doing my shit. What makes you a toxic? What makes us toxic is the energy. The problem is continuing to point it out. It's the attitude. And insubordination is what makes you a toxic. Because I'm still working. I'm just telling you. Smart mouth off to your your superior supported. That's being that's that's called the. Supreme speech. Exactly. Unless you call it the dumb motherfucker or you. Don't do it. That way. You know, I'm just. Listen, I've dealt with insubordination before. I've never been in insubordinate employee. Yeah, but that's if. Shut up and take it at work. But you know what? I have a much happier work life balance than any three of y'all motherfuckers do. And may be true. True, because. I was really content as to two weeks ago. No. You didn't know how happy he was. Yeah, I was fucking like, you know, I knew where I was at, you know what I mean? Now I'm just back to man. Fuck that motherfuckers type shit, you know, I don't know. So it's like. I'm biting my time. I'm waiting for them to to sell this company or to own the original owners to sell, become board of directors or whatever. And then I will just pretty good. Nine years. What you need. Is to find a job finding holes in high end security systems. And that's why I like the undercover. Like, yeah, that's what I should do. I will come in and show you some escape plan type. You know what I mean? That's what they hire like felonies. For, like the, like, 80. But the Jewish felon. Hot, right? That's what they came up with. Last line. A felon all the time. Yeah. Which I understand because that's Juliette Lewis in like 1996. I'm like, are we going to jail, baby? Let's see what happens. So she's like, I'm going to keep your dick nice and wet. And were you going to do whatever I say? I'm. Oh, okay, Juliette. Let's go, let's go. Juliette. Very curious. That one hot. Lisa's ex-husband. But she wasn't introducing. Is this big? Lisa. Yes, this is big, Lisa. Love that. It was not fucked up for me to call Big Lisa. Lisa and Big Lisa said I was like, yo, Becky's butthurt that I said you were big Lisa. Like, you know, you're big, right? She's like. That's Daniel Jones. Daniel little. Did they know that girl. Yeah, from the other. From the other sister. Dan. You call it date? Yeah. That's my favorite movie. We did it. We did, did it, we did it. Why would you say it? Daniel. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's that's Mallory Knox from Natural Born Killers. Yeah. That's the that's the little girl from Cape Fear. No, I didn't know who that was. I had to look up and see. Robert. Like the fucking gypsy girl from was eating Gilbert Grape. Yeah, she's. She's the hottie at the end of fucking my mama. What's the one with Will Ferrell? Are you standing. In the. The aisle at the grocery store? He's like, yeah, and old, old school streaky. Yeah. The funniest part of that movie is. In the story, she, the girlfriend, comes on to him and he gets the girlfriend. Luke Wilson, that was having, like, the crazy fucking threesomes, right? Wasn't that. It was like biting all the people over. Maybe she was. I think she was. She might be. Yeah. Yeah. So she was with somebody else and then she came on him at the end. It was probably. Do you want to come over? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Got this great movie. It's a few movies of Will Ferrell in it that I'm like, that movie is a fucking. I like. I liked him in that. Anytime. He's off him, anytime he's not the main character. The movie can be good ladies man. Fucking old school lander. I see parts, I haven't watched it completely, but everything I saw I did laugh at. So I'll give him that. You didn't like anger, man. He was a man. I didn't like anger, man. Yeah. Ladies man. He was the mother. You want to go home for wrestle? Want to wrestle on wrestling? Wrestling. He's like, put this all over yourself. And he punches him in the face and he's like, there's no punch in Roman wrestling. You're clearly gay. Yeah, so you're clearly gay. Oh, yeah. The ladies man is phenomenal, lady. Shout out Uncle Leon Phelps. Uncle Leon. Hell yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm not not a fan of hell, but old schools. I actually like him in the old school. We're cool in old school, but that's an ensemble cast. Anytime he's the main character, almost any time he's the main character on. That semi-pro. I didn't fuck with. Semi-Pro was a good. What did he bring in for? Like, if anyone finds a. Section. We all are fucking swingers. That's all I have to say. About traveling like stepbrothers. Is fucking great, bro. Like a like a super amazing movie. But. But I wouldn't say bros neither. I didn't fuck with stepbrother. I liked him in The Other Guys with Marky Mark. And the other. You take the other guys ever step brothers? Yeah. Goddamn, man, I would have skipping both of those with. I don't want nothing to take no shit. Take those people. Miss that shit alone. Makes me not want to watch it. Just the gator references. I'm like, yeah, I'm good. What else was like? It was funny though. That was Kevin Hart and Get Hard. I didn't care for that too much because both of them sucked in that movie to me. You suck. You mad at me? I ain't mad at me. We're voicing opinion. So fucking watch the A game joint. That's too much for me. A game the serial killer when I sit. Well, yeah. A serial killer. What do we do now? But this is like a drama. It's like a series. Like they did it with, Jeffrey Dahmer, the Menendez brothers. Then a game was the third one that he got Lizzie Borden. So they just tell him their murderer stories. Yeah, but it's like more of a reenactment. But it's also with some Hollywood on it. Oh, yeah. They Hollywood this one up like a motherfucker. There was definitely. He was. He was fucking gross. And he really did the things that. He really did. She did at one point in time, I'm like, I can't. He couldn't take it. She said, I. Can't do it. She's like, this is making me uncomfortable to watch because they had them fucking dead bodies. Yeah, I mean, fucking. He was Boykin, the dead body. He was ten. Ass is up. He was digging up dead body. He is the he's the inspiration for Buffalo Bill in silence of the Lambs. And Norman Bates and fucking mother face. Yeah. And then he inspired a whole bunch of other serial killers, like all the other serial killers, like, love this motherfucker like, Jesus. He was the fucking king of them all. Does it? Does it? Does it seem to be reasonable to think that the promotion of serial killers, that's like a thing to be aware of, helps promote more people into serial killing time? Actually, like, for decades, the same thing about, like, the school shootings is it? You're just opening up for coffee potters. Because that's what the BSU ended up coming from. Was fucking these guys actually going out trying to figure out what makes a person. Well. It's like turns a person into a serial killer. All these slashers, they see fucking Jack the Ripper shit. They all go do that same shit with Edgar. And they said it was like he got a hold of some pictures from, like, consequences and fucked up things that they were doing to the Jews, and that was what set him off. He also ended up being schizophrenic. Yep. And he was abused by his mama like a motherfucker. And he he was he was definitely not gay. He liked fucking women, but he liked wearing women's undergarments and clothes and jerking off and, like his mom's brown panties and shit like that. And fucking choking. I wonder if that's real with him, like it's fixation. Oh, yes. Fixation. Because they had the opening scene starts off as motherfucker is hanging on door. Jerking off and his mom's. Shit up. Shit. That's that's the opening scene of this fucking shit. And that's how Kevin Spacey shit, man. That's how I kill Bill died. Bill from kill Bill? Yeah, they found him hanging in the closet. But there's reason to believe he might have had other people involved. Like he might have been murdered. He might have been set up. I don't. Know, the crazy part. The thing that got her was when he fucked the old bitch. That's what fucked her. That was the first part of it. That was a flash of old titty toe. And what. She did. Now she's alive. She's dead eventually. Yeah, yeah. He made a titty suit out of her skin. Made a whole suit out of her titties and fucking face. Made a mask out of her face. Yeah, he would scalp them. That's where Leatherface comes from for the shit. He was doing. Some twisted shows, watching. All right? I do love a fucked up documentary, but it's rare. That she was like, nah, I can't do it. I can't spoilers or a real peas in a pod, this kind of shit. Well, she said she couldn't do it because she missed the episode where I knew she really wasn't going to do it when he fucked that dead body. Fuck it. I was like, oh shit. Yeah, I just did. That first. I was like, don't watch it without me. And then I'm like, you watch it and you just tell me what happens. So then when I should have and I'm like, oh yeah, she would have walked out on this one. Yeah. Because he starts tearing that motherfucking dead body up. You hear that? She's not even. Dead or warm. Dad. Dad. With a weak, dead girl, she beat her up. That. Damn. That's the other thing. I mean, they they put all the sound in. That different from that. Just fucking about it. You like a dug up body and that. Just fucking up a body. You saw. The fucking. There's multiple felonies now being taking place. You sneaking in the Morgan fucker. That's one. But probably two with breaking and entering. But if you dig it up and fuck it like that's, that's the creation of a body. Necrophilia. Yeah, but the designation, that grave girlfriend. And he had a kind of. Oh, yeah, he. Had that kind of off girlfriend. And he was like. Girl, the girl tried to come back and because she wanted to fuck like she wasn't because she thought she was going to be this big New York. Fucking way too much detail. Just skip straight to the scene. Now, that's something I agree with. When Mike spoils movies, we get all the details. I'm about to burst the bubble. What happened is she wanted to fuck him and he said, no, you're too warm. Yeah. Told her she was too warm. Dick didn't work, so he put her in a bath. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. Oh, good. Because the pussy. Was such a red flag. If a man needs you, got your body. I need you to stick some ice up for. Fuck you. That feel like. Oh, that's fucking. I don't want to do it. Fucking. Y'all brought it up. He brought it up. No. You know, y'all back in the day, it was all as kids are always talking about getting a blowjob with an ice cube in the chicks mouth. You know what I mean? So I want nobody ever wanted to pop. Rock up, pop rocks in the mouth. Cuban veg in. No. You know what I mean. Pop rocks in my mouth and gave you had. It's going in your whole fucking take the fucking thing to the to the Clinton will not take but get to get the block the ice block to on the clip. No. Terrible. Maybe I sit here, I'll be all the stuff to. Me. Might be something. That became y'all. Some updates on now let me know how that works. The juice creative. Lisa's creative. Lisa's creative. Lisa's at least anything you do to Lisa, she's gonna be like, that's fucking awesome. I'm like, if you put an ice cube anywhere near my clearance, I'm going to put it cube in your p hole. How it's gonna go I'm gonna have to do that. We have to do some research on that ice cube in the hole. Hey, baby. I mean, I'm sure I'm gonna give me a kidney stone or two of my life, you know what I mean? I have to say a little trick I learned from my best friend Ty. Who? She had a boyfriend one time that told me he was like, this dumb bitch. Every time she gives me a head, she sticks her tongue. Her tongue ring him up. He whole because. But I can tell when she's about to do it now. So I just slap her in the side of the head. I guess. I don't know, man, about that. Like having to slap a man. I don't know, that might be the same. Can you not just listen when I say, please don't do that anymore? No. Why is it. Why is it not well, why is it that women feel they're strong willed if they force themselves upon you? Yet if I do it, I'm a rapist. Now. I wonder what that feels like, though. Now. Now I gotta work. But I. Got the tongue ring. But maybe like some. No, no. But maybe a little sound. Maybe like a little licking or something. Maybe, you know, because that got me just, like getting your salad tossed, I would think. What the. I don't know about the situation. I don't know, but I think something from a female point of view, it doesn't feel good. It's weird and it doesn't feel good. Well, look like. Yeah, you're like the whole liquor people ever. Come on. What's meant to be lit? We don't got to go all around the world like, fine. In my experience, no big deal. Oh, wow. Wow. All right, so I don't know. That's more investigation. Something to me, you know. Turn it. Down a good. Salad, you know, so you know. Sweat. No matter what kind of weather I'm doing, the tossing or whether I'm doing the stern, you know, like. Yeah, yeah. And toss a little. Yeah. I mean, so I'm just saying whether you think I don't think I can make a record in a situation where I had to pee whole lick. You have. There's no way you haven't. I wasn't paying too much. My focus now. Now it wasn't satisfied. It was just. Yeah. You had to be stern. Directions on this next one. I was asked, does this feel normal? Good, bad. Whatever I'm saying, I'm. I'm just fine. Learn something every day. Nothing out of the. Nothing out of the ordinary. Mike's talk. That's tragic. Here, look at this. That's how you do it. Yeah, it looks like a little fish mouth open, and then you make the dick mouth talk to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She makes them talk to each other. What? Talks to what? His belly button. And his p hole. That's weird. I know I do. Weird shit. You're a strange, bro. Are you waiting for this? Hey, bro. What are you. Are you okay? If I wait for this. You just wake up the here fucking puppet show. Whoa! That's what you do? That a drink, man over here isn't here, Mrs. Torrance. So the presence on me says things like, shut up, bitch. Let me show. Open your mouth. Yeah. It's very, very strange. Strange things. We have a good time so y'all can fuck right off. I'm not knocking. The hook. I'm just saying I'm not trying to put an end to being jealous about my my salad conversation. So, you know, you're touched on so much more than that. There was a way to remember episode numbers, because the episode about you talking about shaving wanted to shave your asshole, and one ended at your salad. Tossed is one of my favorite episodes, and I would encourage people to go back to that fucking episode. Like, the more he thinks about it throughout the whole episode, you just the desire for such an activity. Okay? I didn't want my asshole shamed tongue up a nerve. I have to put it in there. Did he say something about a mirror? And it's gonna have to use a mirror. Same as asshole. Always gay. Nobody toss me. Oh. I just need that woman to stick her tongue up in my freshly shape. Depends on the position. Right. Are you on your back, holding your ankles? Questionable. Well. That's questionable. Face down. Ass up. Are you holding the board to. Have this? Also got disgusted girls weekend. Oh, no. No, the positions and all kinds of things you got to. You know, you can't be the spreader. You know what I mean? If you're singing, you're. Talking to booty. You should be prepared to spread the cheeks. Yeah, you should know what you're doing. I just like if you're going for it, you got. That's something. If you're going to do it, you're going to do it. You're not just going. You're not going to you. You ain't going to have facet. Yeah. I mean, if you get in that ass, you better get in all that ass, you know what I mean? Don't leave none of it out, you know? I mean, you're already. There you go. You already have the gas station. You might as well fill up. You know what I mean? Fuck the prices. Man comprises, man. Hey, we got this. We come here for a reason, stupid. So. So you go get all this. Fuck. You know we're going. You know what you got there? Yeah, yeah. Handle that. Yeah, I ain't no. Now that we're involved. Yeah. You're going to do it. Fuck! Go on through it. So I am here because Lisa was on last week, and I love that Lisa said that she felt like this was wise. The farting still happening. Is a long fight. This is a long one. It's a good one. That's like how I found it in that fucking apothecary that day. That shit was hilarious. It was like the 30, the 30 minute fart. Three minute fart. Anyways, Lisa said that she viewed this whole girls weekend as, Transformative in her life. Well, yes, which that part was good, but like a social experiment. And I did tell Mike after I listened. It's very interesting to hear somebody else's point of view viewing it as an experiment, because I know almost every single girl that was there very, very well. But, Lisa's point of view on things, the the girl, big Lisa introducing everybody to her felon hot ex-husband, she wasn't introducing everybody. We all already knew him. Two of those girls were in their wedding. I just I haven't seen him in like three years for years. So she FaceTime let me FaceTime with him. She did leave before Grandma Unicorn came out, which is what she said the inflatable dinosaur was. But Grandma Unicorn. Was the one that was at the 40th. Yeah. Our friend's. Mom. That's our friend, 60 year old mother. She still did that fucking thing. She does. It comes out at random. Times over there. That's also the one who tried to saran wrap me like fried green tomatoes. Yeah I remember. Have you ever seen fried green tomatoes? The lady tries to like up her marriage by wrapping herself in Saran wrap and making this like, a saran wrap dress, and her husband comes home and is like, what. The fuck. Is wrong with you? What if the neighbors see you? But they attempted to do that to me because I'm an idiot and I'm agreeable. I, So you allowed them to wrap you in Saran wrap? They said pour your tipis out, and I'm like, okay, why? And then the ceramic came out and I'm like, I don't understand why we're doing this. So you're just staying there, which is out with the unrolled their saran wrap. Yes, yes. I also got kissed on the mouth by one girl. I was not prepared for it or nor did I know it was happening. I got. I got this close and. That might have been tongue, but my mouth was closed. Definitely. Somebody was asking. Another girl. Some pants down and had her shirt pulled up, and he was giving me a lofty and she got too close to my mouth and I'm like, I don't want any more. I like that I like a girl with her titties out and her pants. Out the whole weekend to. Rub it up on me. That sounds great. There was pants down to compare asses because first of all, their all fucking beautiful. Jackie is the one with the knife that didn't bring her gun. She forgot her gun. And then the other girls were like, nah, it's cool, we got guns. And I don't think Lisa is used to being around guns because Lisa, what kind of gun? And Becky pulled her little pinkie and got out of her purse and gave it to Lisa, at least, was like, that's cool. Yeah, shotgun. But she don't know nothing about. She's she's. She's here. Shoot this. Hold it like this. We're all. Really. Independent women and we know how to take care of ourselves. So there will be usually at least three guns on site. We're fucking. Oh, you know, there's no there's no cell phone service. There's, you know, no. Anything else? You know, protection. Ain't going to justify guns to meet. The minimum of some kind. A gun that's going to scare a bear or hurt bear. Yeah. The minimum where you are, you're in the middle of a mountain on something that's going to bust his ass. At least here. Yeah. Speaking of little. 22nd half my way, I'd have that whole fucking row of guns from Terminator right here behind me on the show. Every episode. We could. We could maybe make a picture. Of him. Nine millimeter Ozzy phase. What? Plasma rifle and 40 wide range. Have it all. You did the episode that Lisa called me about the big vaginas versus little vagina. So tall women versus short women. No big girls versus little girls. It was. First off, you said that you will swipe left on a tall girl. The taller, the more likely I am to swipe. Yes, that's what you said. The taller, the more likely because you. Because you're all the more stuck up and won't date guys that are shorter than you. So I don't even bother with you. First off, that is true. Not going to be. A tall woman I don't find particularly attractive. I take that back. I write on her because I'm not going to waste my time. I have had very significant crushes on two dudes that were shorter than me, so I'm. Like, dude, either of them. Did you make a move. On either. Of them? Yeah, I definitely one of them. There you go. Might have both. Of them. Might have, might have. I could have what could have happened? Not really. Sure. We were young. What was the best version of myself I've ever been? So I'm just saying. What about married? Sarah's married. Sarah. Not better than slutty Sarah. Oh, I don't think so. Wow. There was probably a lot of fun. I got a lot more good times. Yeah, I feel like. I'm still good times. Just maybe not with my husband. I mean, the man at the owners would deliver him, but so much. You know. Mike and I have a good time, and Mike's been very supportive of me. Yeah, but he can't. He can't keep up with slutty, slutty material type shit. No. Especially young, young. Young. Slutty young friend. Oh, my God. Was so much fun. I had a great time. I was broke, too. And now we ain't got time. Yeah, you can't keep up with that. Get to the business and keep on moving. We shouldn't be okay. But, three of the girls that are there that are taller than I am, I'm the only fat one out of all of them. They're all. None of Lisa's. Lisa's thick. Lisa is not a small girl. Big Lisa. Big Lisa. But I think little Lisa is so shocked that someone would refer to her as little because I think she thinks she's back. Oh, she's a big fat cow. Yeah, but I might not. You put her next to. I'll show you pictures of all these girls. You can at least have a face with a name on it. But, now Lisa's fucking solid. And Lisa used to be a fighter back in her day. I like that. I like a bra that could take a shot to the stomach. Yeah, like every. Single. Every single one of these girls. Are you talking about Big Lisa? The more I'm like, let's go. Okay. I just want you. Prepared. For her four children and four grandchildren. Hell, no. I want to do it. Her her newest. Green jacket. There's many, many reasons that I don't want anything to do with certain women. And that would be probably the reasons for grandchildren. For children. I don't need to deal with that person. Birthdays, bro. Yeah, like, yeah. You have to know where willing to die in these 20 days. Guaranteed that babies. The last one was just bought a week and a half ago, but her youngest child. Is 11. So she's got four grandbabies. Her oldest child is, I think, 24. 24, 20, 18 and 11. I think. What's all good? Like I support parents being parents. I just don't necessarily want to date parents. I'm not necessarily like against dating parents. Like if she had like a 18 year old and whatever on everybody was older, I'd be more inclined than if she's got an 11 year old. Lisa's a bad bitch. She's funny as shit. Jackie is the one that had the blade. Jackie's a badass. Like a bitch with a blade, too. Jackie's the one that also pulled out the hedge clippers out of her, like. I like. That's a prepared woman right now. It looks like it's not a church. She was I like that. Yeah, she she was. She was rolling out her own bread. She cut down here. Let me, let me let me let me see. Jack, you got pictures of Jackie? Let me. Jackie single. She married. Probably got two. She married. And. Have two. Two kids. Both of her kids are adults now. She can make. She's married, bro. That's what I'm saying. And I just called it. Like I said, I got. I even need to see her making her own brand. That's, you know, that's the fucking need to see here. You ever eat anything? We offered you so much food. So, Jackie Thursday, we got up there Thursday night, and she made pizza dough from scratch and made us all our own individualized, customized pizza. Then she got her yeast all sort of scratch. Our incredible right there. I already know she's bound to be married. She was somebody. Somebody fucking that. The Hawaiian. Bread sliders. Yeah. She was. She was born at it when I pulled up. Yeah. You missed dinner, I did. I one handed, grilled everything for dinner in the rain. And none of these bitches stood out there with me while I did it. But I did two big ass, like, 3 pound flank steaks. I did like 3 pounds of chicken breast. I did teriyaki marinated vegetable kebabs. And then I did hibachi style, a teriyaki mushrooms all on the grill in the rain one hand, and it was fucking delicious. We were. All. Dude, we had corn on the cob. We had chicken Caesar wraps, we had breakfast quiche. I'm trying to remember what. God we had so much a variable smorgasbord. I got fresh bagels from, weirdos and Warrenton. Oh, do you like the weirdos? It was delicious. But I got a in everything bagel with cream cheese and bacon just for myself that day. Okay. And it doesn't. Bagels. And it was $53. So support local. Not saying it wasn't delicious, but. That's a lot of dough and some bacon. I just, you. Know, I'm like, God of money. I'm just saying it was my sandwich, $10, and it was $40 for like a dozen. And they'll only let you get two of each flavor. So like that part, like. I'm like, so I can't get a dozen blueberry. No. And by the time I got there was mid-morning, there was no sweet flavors left. Savory. Ain't nobody going to know where those were from my house, but I'm only gonna get two of them blueberries. The fuck is wrong with you? I wanted me to meet motherfucking blueberries and shit. What if my friends all want blueberries? Two. What the fuck is wrong? I wanted a blueberry for myself for one day, and I wanted in everything for myself. But there was no blueberry. I almost went to Panera, but after I spent $50, I'm not buying any more. You could have got two dozen donuts. I could not fucking 55. Damn. Can I. Get Panera being $25 for bagels? So. But support local. I'm out here giving you my hard earned fucking dollars. Oh, shit. But, no, we had a great time. That girl from Texas, not everybody loved her. Lisa is polite and callous. Dallas girl. Dallas, Texas girl. I'm from Texas. I'm from Texas. She's the one that moved to live with the dude that she saw two times before. She moved to live with him after she. They served for five years. They served in the Marines together. That's a lot of faith. That's a whole lot of faith. That's something I couldn't do either. I couldn't do that. So first off, I had not respect for for other reasons. If Emma Watson wants to move me to Scotland to live with her, I'm dropping for her, I guess the word. So we're going to do the podcast over the internet. We got to invest in some. How to say these things without being mean. There would be an iPad just sitting here, all be sitting there, and then I'd be mixing it in France or wherever the fuck I'm staying with him. But it's not like The Simpsons or Futurama when it's their robot bodies and then they're. Facing. The screen. Exactly. This girl's weekend is normally just four of us. It's me, Becky, Jackie and Brandi, and we normally go to Brandi's mom's house, and Brandi's mom is fucking rad. And she's a phenomenal cook. And we do crafts and stuff like that. And then now that Brandi is working up at graves, we did last year and all the girls were like, oh, well, can I bring my one friend? And as that was happening this year and, you know, it was Lisa was really struggling with body image and interacting with other women. And, you know, y'all, the whole thing about women tearing women down. The list is really hot, right? Lisa is super fucking hot. You go like she's a hot chick. I don't know what her deal is. So hot in a bathing suit with her titties flopping around. Fucking beautiful. She gets in her hand. She's damn near fucking flawless. Like, seriously. And she's she's well-spoken and she's educated and I adore her. She's very nice to. She's so nice. That's her to find. To have that experience. Of of other women. Of other women. Like it's the same thing she said. She did say that the only other time she felt this way was after my bachelorette party, and she had met some of those girls there. She had met Jackie and Brandi and Becky and had a great time and everything. And like I said, you know, you can say women tear women down or women do this, or women treat women this way. I don't associate with any women that do those things. Well, that's good, but I think that's, you know, part of y'all being selective about who you do and don't hang out with. Yeah, we're not we're not friends with shitty people. Andrew. Andrew was a fucking hit. The girls were dying over the fake fired story. And then. And you got and you got, you know, clear the one broad I said I didn't like. I like it, you know, you clear out the Bronson aren't that great. Well. This was our first. This was everyone's first time meeting her. Except for the one girl that that brought her. And she was just a lot. And we are a lot. And I think sometimes people aren't. Prepared for that. Yeah. They're overwhelmed. Yeah. And I don't. Overwhelming my dude. Mike. Mike leaves. I know my soul. Is she coming over with her friends? I'm leaving. Yeah. Mike cannot stand drunk. Becky. He's fine with sober Becky. He does not like drunk Becky. He's fine with drunk brandy. To an extent, until she starts falling. She's got little legs. She's not even that far off the ground. She's fine. That's no excuse. If she can walk without falling. She has a small leg. The bitch she called down all the time. Or when she gets real tough. She's, They had to take the regular stirrups off the horse on their trail ride and put little kids stirrups. On it. That's why you can't shorten the stirrups enough. They put the five foot 11 deer. On the motherfucking mule. Like I'm like, why would you put the dog roll on the fucking mule and put Brandy's little ass on top of a full grown horse? But whatever, I don't know. I don't trust things with hooves. I didn't participate in that activity. I had no desire to sit by a pond where there was going to be mosquitoes and gnats. Just gnats. I had no desire to do that. Also, they do fill the. There's the trout pond, which you can catch and pay to keep where you went. Fishing was the bass and catfish pond. Yeah, but the it's been such a bad drought. So like when Lisa was saying driving in was over cobblestone, that's actually like River rock from where the river used to be. Such a dry riverbed you were driving on. Yes. And then. And as time is, as it's eroded and also, y'all can talk shit about my three minute long video to get up there, but apparently it worked for everybody. You mean y'all? Like, that's all Jew and Lisa that was talking I have no. Idea. Yeah, well, these. Directions were go this way, go over the river and take your first. Right. And I'm like, Brandi, you got to turn left off the road to go over the river. You didn't mention any of that. We did lose Stephen for six hours. Yeah. That's an Apple Festival last year. I so wish we and the GPS. Was a fucking. Life was crazy. Yeah. Just coming in the wrong spot. Yeah. GPS was telling you to make it to turn or something. Didn't wear a road, didn't even exist. So that's what biggie like. As big as big he is. Never. We never found this motherfucker. Never found him. He's only as big as his car is in that situation, bro. This was. About the. Actual Apple Festival. Wait a minute, wait a minute. He came to the Apple Festival. Got lost to. No, no, That's. Way there. We were supposed to all meet up there. Yeah, and there's. I mean, no reception. Now, look, we found. Jenny's having. Found them, you know what I mean? But none of us ever. Found. Two little lesbians in the middle of a whole fucking crowd of people, but can't find the 610 giant. I like the sound of two little lesbians in the middle, but I digress. You should be able to find the giant. Exactly. That's what. We all need as a friend group. Those little walkie talkies that are like sinks to each other and you can pull up in some places at once. Come back at me big time. I'm like, I stood in one spot and I'm like, I should be able to see biggie. Friend Steve. Steve. And I'm looking around because I know he's going to tower over everybody because I get to meet a motherfucker in public outside of his brother. That's that motherfucker's height. So I'm scanning and I'm like, how do we not find this motherfucker? He was up there the same amount of time we were. Yeah, like he he got up. Ever found him now? Never found this motherfucker. He doesn't. Have having a really good time with just the kids because I was like, are you so mad? Because I'm like, dude, let's. I wanted to do things with my nephews. Like, sure. So we. Went to where the kids would do, you know, the climate, the hay bale shit, the fucking train ride thing. Whatever. They ride. We're watching all the somewhere out in this car lost under the he was in the middle.. Was supposed to do. It, but this is like a fall festival, so there's, like probably. 500 people. Yeah. It's all kinds. Of stuff. That's nothing. Man. I can scan a group of 500 in, like, five minutes to find somebody. You would. If it's out of. I mean, it's a it's a fucking area, right? Yeah. It's a big ass area. It's not like we went to open air. Kelly Pepper. Plus, you could have been walking around talking to us and he was showing up before we had to do was mayor around and he found. Was me, Mike, Dominic, Laila, Jen and Tab searching for them. We were. No that's a that's a radio environment for sure. Know I did I managed to get connected to the satellite. But then the other thing is like we're around the food to like eventually the kids are going to get hungry, so maybe pop up on them at the food somewhere like none of that. So he was just elusive. Which. Was the elusive find.. Fucked our whole minds up because we're all looking for him. Like asked him to go and. They. Were looking for him. Before we even got there. They were already looking for him and they were like, oh, we couldn't find them. And I'm like, all right, shouldn't be that hard to find a 610 motherfucker. Wouldn't it be nice to represent yourself here in this conversation? I think I don't know. I think I think we literally passed like he went around the corner at the same time. We went around like the opposite corner. It was like a Scooby Doo. Yeah. I might run into each other. We have to get, like. Were turned. He went by or something. But either. Way. Man, we was there for a hot minute because we ended up picking the apples that we wanted. The fucking the apple donuts. This shit was bullshitting. Most of the time. You could walk around all that shit. Yeah. Pretty rad. To my fucking daughters teacher that sells, honey, that we get hungry from a teacher now, you know what I'm saying? But, So anyways, that was the reason I made the video. The other thing is, I don't trust women drivers, and I don't know how Lisa drives. I've never ridden with Lisa. Yeah. That's sketchy. I mean, I'm a really good driver, and. I follow the directions. I was I was in the car with her down in Richmond at one time. Yeah. And she was scooting along and I was like, red light, red light, red light. Stop. The car stopped, the car stopped, the car and she got us was stopped at just the right time. But like, we seriously almost blasted through a car. I want to tell you what. The passenger always fucking dies. The driver never dies. And let me tell you what. And that was the day the cars were, you know, where they were coming from. Me? That's right. No, I have I have a handful of girlfriends that I have no idea what they drive like, because they already know I'm not going to farewell in the car, so I'm like, fucking bitches. I'm a great driver. I'll drive the fuck anywhere. And the only reason I'm not driving anywhere anymore is because I'm spoiled by my husband. And if I he will drive me to DC, I will not drive myself to DC or Marilyn's ever again. So you trust the transporter to get you there? Now? My trust is the right word. But you're right. Yeah, yeah. I close my eyes. Usually, if I can close my eyes, if I can't see it, then I can't be afraid of what's happening. But it's not that Mike drives like an asshole. So you're like an ostrich just sticking your head in the sand? Yeah, it's the same thing. It is best to be a slave. Yeah. Becky was. A. Good Becky with the good news. I'm like, you're an asshole driver. And she's like, I'm a great driver. I didn't say you were a bad driver. That's how drunk people survive so much, because they're usually just relax. I just like people drive like dicks. It doesn't. Mean. You have the car. That's like the car. When my dad rolled down the hill, he fucking car hit him in the head, knocked him out, and he just took a ride. I don't know, might just might. Just things that I don't understand. Like there could be one car in front of us and no one behind us. The car at my driving. And I don't understand what he's doing. Sometimes I'm like, why do you have to write up on the person's directly on their way over? But first off, in the in the right lane, in the right lane, they're in the right. Lane in the left lane. That ain't driving either. And then I'll be like, well, baby, I got to make sure I got clearance. There is no one for ten miles behind us. You knew that before you rode up on their ass to jerk the fucking car over, and we'll get you there. People flying past our house like these motherfuckers need to slow down. Like me driving on the back roads. Coming down here if I can do it. 90 fucking speed. Enough to slow, to slam the brakes, to go around the curb, to speed back up. Slim brakes go around the curve. But God bless. Him, he takes me places. Thank you baby, it's just so good to me. But dad, he. And I'm not trying to give you shit I wasn't. I don't give a damn. He was so good. To me. He did something he's never done. He has. Never asked where I. Was going on a girl's weekend. Wanted to know the location of where I was going on a girls we know. Where are you going? Contact. No, you don't contacted me for this one. He sent me good messages. My brother John was causing me to have a little mental situation. He's like, you got to let it go. This is about you. You need this. You deserve this. He's on you. Yeah, baby. Somebody left sweet messages, told us all. Don't. Don't fuck with the wildlife. That was the main thing. Was that part. Because we're going to touch it. Don't be afraid. That bell. Stop at that down. Don't find it. The picture of brandy where we're like, we want to make a fire. And Brady came back from the garage with a funny I hate that shit so much. Most annoying fucking meme. We will try to pet the wildlife and try to capture it. Brandy showed up to start a fire in her backyard with a can of gasoline and a blowtorch. One time. Y'all fucking retarded. Yo, did we die? That is madness. Well, that's why we're sitting there. Just said it was a good vibe up there. We had a good setup up there. That's because you to have a can of gas and a blowtorch. Jackie did, landscaping. She apparently has been hiding those hedge clippers from her husband in the van, but he already knew about them. Well, I found that out on their family FaceTime. I got a crush on her husband and her youngest son. The other boys. I mean, I was I'm in love with my husband. I don't want my husband. Well, I haven't had a chance to ask Mike. How does that make you feel? No. It don't. Bother me. Do this in a PR in any moment right now. I'm not trying to steal someone's husband or something like that. I like my husband, but I can stop. Mike got a question on Janet Jackson, but that's preexisting. I know, I listen. My crush on Jackie's husband was preexisting too. And my crush on Brandi stepdad Joel Brazil. The actual gift to women. The. I got a crush on that motherfucker. A girl's got a crush on that dude. Listen, I saw that dude in the Speedo at the beach that time. He was doing all the manly things, and I'm, like, with Mary's fat ass and his big dick, I just. Every time I see her, I'm like, I bet you're having the best time. And they found each other in, like, their 50s. Yeah, yeah. So like when, like, everyone's like, oh, there's no hope for it. Nobody's looking for it. Like they found each other. And she's just. She literally got a gift directly from God. Well, good. For her. I tell her all the time, she's great. She's great. She helped me chop up my vegetables for my vegetable kebabs. Yeah, she usually sent some food back. Dude, one time she made, like, fresh bread and wrapped it in, like, a dish towel. Christmas dish down. Just hand delivered it to me and Mike. Yeah, she came to the. House for like, an hour just to get off. This off. Yeah. She was the unicorn at my 40th birthday party. And I'm just going around and I figure I bring you all over for bread. All right? That's cool. She lives on 16 acres in Springville. She's got, like, goats and chickens and the whole homestead. Yeah, yeah, good for them. They're wonderful people. People are good people. That's a beautiful thing. Some of the girls are interested in coming on the podcast. Oh really. Yeah. Well ladies it's one of them. I always say. If you want to, if you want to. Come on. Listen to a few episodes. Familiarize yourself with the show just slightly so that you know what you're getting yourself into. Because of any given time this motherfucker spiral out of control. I want to give you mad props because we talked about all these things. We're like, we should have our own podcast. And I'm like, you have no idea how much work goes into that shit. It would have to literally be Mason hosting the Mason and girlfriend show because I'm like, I don't know how to do. He's got all the shit. He puts all the work into it. He does everything. And I don't know if you get enough accolades or. Well. Thank you. Whatever things. What what's the word I'm looking for? Accolades. I feel like there's. A good hours. Give us flowers. No, it's not out of it. There's a better word. Who knows? Thanks. Yeah. I don't I really don't think any of the listeners realize how much work you put into all of this and that this is all your equipment and the level of dedication that you have to it, because I personally would not be able to do it. So if we ever do create the girls podcast. Okay. You're just going to have to be a part of it by default. Well, we would almost have to just set it up to do Saturdays here or something like that and just do what we do with this here. For that. We might, we, we might have to just do maybe a once a month thing or something where the girls are like, we want to talk about dumb shit too. Well, like it could be set up in a sense where, like, I hear these shows where there's a producer that's off camera, typically and typically off mic, you know what I mean? Like, I could set up all this stuff and sort of just let y'all loose and occasionally hit a sound effect, or fucking y'all could turn to me and say, what do you think of this? And then you know what I mean? Like, I can sort of be a silent partner that can contribute, but is not necessarily an expected contributor, if you see what I mean. I would kind of want some of your contributions mostly. I mean, I could leave. Reasons and bad reasons for good reasons and bad reasons. I'd want you to be there. Yeah. Well, I have no problem with setting up a mason a girlfriend show at least once a month if y'all want to. Do it. Okay. And just having some pretty girls come over and just, you know, even if they're married, you can at least look at them. Yeah. No. Like, I have no problem with hanging out with women that I can't bone. Yeah. Because most of the time I'm not interested in all the other things that come along with bonus money. You know what I mean? So, like, by all means, the more the merrier. I would have no problem with that or incorporating them into this show. You know, this show is fairly open to people. Like I say, just listen to a couple episodes and know what you're getting yourself into. Yeah. Check out when Mike and I are doing it by ourselves, or you and I are doing it by ourselves. I just want to know how. To look out the full spectrum of the show, how to how to look it up. How about. The. Three of the. Under 200? Yeah, I like. At least 3 to 202. Really? Even one. How do. You want to go under 100? There's no guarantees. For one, but three. You're getting something. Completely. Off the wall. Oh, great episode, me and you. Fuck, man. He was coming up with shit. I have. Favorite episodes that I want to reference to people, but I don't know how to find them. Flat Earth Dave, all the time. I always wish I could find that one. He should be in the description of the title, but. How do you scroll down? There's a search function on like Spotify. I don't use Spotify. Apple. If you go to Apple and you go inside the podcast, you should be able to search. With it and put in. Like if you just put in Dave, it would probably bring them up there. With Andrew talking about shaving. Probably, but we probably talked about a. Lot of days. Yeah. No, but I didn't. The title that he's in the title and if you're searching you can search for titles and he'll typically would be in the title of the episode and perhaps even 2 or 3 episodes. But like he was only on one. Absolutely be in the title. So let me see if I can get this up on my I. Don't know. There's also the episode where Andrew beat the shit out of his own truck at the. Gas station. Man. You got the. Answers, old man. Every time I play this year, I be like my ass off. I can see it. I can see that shit, he said. I'm about to run out of gas the other day, and I was like, I ain't going there. Yeah. Man. For some of my favorite episodes, I've never listened to really any of the early episodes. Or the episodes, I don't know. I really. Know how. To. When I started, I don't know what number we. Were on, but like. I want to know how to look up specific Andrew songs. And I thought you said they were on Bandcamp. Yes. I don't even understand how that website works. There's a Bandcamp link. If you go to any of the newer episodes. Camp and then type in G in it, and then I tried it. It did not bring you it brought other people. J you you and I t. Yeah. I listen, I'm technologically retarded, so I very well could have done something wrong. But technologically retarded. Yes. See, what I'll have to do is find it on my phone here and I'll send it to you. Please do. But with that said, we're gonna have to bring this episode of foolishness to a close. Oh, yeah. We would love to. Thank you for listening. We'd like to thank you as well as encourage you to listen to old episodes. Unless you're Lisa. Like, share. Subscribe. Shout out to Lisa. You're welcome back at girls girls trip anytime. They loved you. You're an angel and a doll. Hell, yeah. And the ladies from the girls trip, if you're listening and you want to. Come on, like I said, come on down. Especially if you've seen more than an episode or two. And you know what you're getting yourself into because we're fucking crazy. We're not going to take the time to. Explain. What 160, what 1066 plus episodes entail. So listen to. Three seven. Listen to 2 or 3 of them and see what you think. Yeah. But, don't forget, we love you very much. Love y'all. We wish you nothing but the best. All day, every day. And peace be with you. Face.