The Mason and Friends Show — Episode 1069
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Fucking Adam. Shit! Oh! Blaze and gentlemen. For the 1,069th time. Oh, there we go. Was that on air before? No. Was that a little pre run antics on there or a little bit unfair? Not a little bit of it. So yeah, for the 1,069th time Featuring that dude called his Judas Tank dude. That's as well as that lady called Ubu dictum. I. As well as had two called El Transport. Me, myself I am. Mason. Welcome to the Mason and fringe show. What's happening y'all? What's good out there today? Hey, everybody. Man. Stupid. Hey, I got something. Stomach it. Yeah. First clarification. He wants to get it on the cock. Man, you got to suck that belly and give it that little bit of dick.

That's an interesting area. And that's something that's sucked into yourself. Yeah, I mean, all the skin all around is dicks. You got, But. Yeah. Give it all, give it all that. Nothing. Giving it all. You ain't doing shit. Ain't doing it. Definitely gonna be laughing. If you ain't first you laugh. Yeah. My name is Lisa, and I'm a victim of that. Nobody else going to use it. If yours are you? You know what I mean. You might as well use the fuck out of me. You know, I mean, like. You might have to take it off. Your favorite. I do? Yeah. If you can take it, you might have to take all the toys for tots work.

You know what I mean? I might just need a day to lay down after. What do you say? One long time ago. Take a bath. Yeah. Living in the bathroom. We should. Do you have that? Since all. We can take. A bath tonight. I do not need it. Round 23. I'm sleeping. I got a job. Oh. That's right. Now we definitely have a job now. Sure. I'm. I'm on. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I mean, not really. Like, I guess at any point in time. The the, the vice president could respond to the email and say, no, we need to fire him. Still, I guess because he hasn't responded because I think they got attacked.

They get I'm getting reprimanded for. You're in a form of reprieve. When I got suspended, they gave me points. Yeah. That point system and the point. They said they're not going to take those points off until they hear from the vice president about, I guess if the. That's a new fiscal year, he ain't gonna worry about that because it. Was taken care of. Whatever. And I'm like, bro, that's been passed. That dude does not give a fuck about little of me, you know what I mean? He's like eight pages emails past that email. They ain't no way he's looking back to respond about, you know, one fucking employee type shit. I did.

Like I said, the fiscal year started over. They ain't ain't worried about that now and trying to get that money for the first part. So you ain't that that part right there that they ain't worried about that. So I'm not. I. Ain't worried about. Got a job. You straight. Like I said, the only thing that fucks me over is going to be my raise. And I was going to get. It's going to be nowhere near what it was. But you still get something. It just ain't going to be there. Yeah. Yeah, maybe.. I just don't understand companies that only grade you based upon your work attendance record. Like, it should be a part of it.

But part of it. But the whole fucking thing. Any little fucking infraction can take away from it. So, like, when I worked at the warehouse I worked at, everything counted. So. But if you fuck up like you missed, pick a case and you fuck up, you know, a truck, or you load the wrong pallet, or you drop a pallet or something like that. It's like fucking up your credit. Yeah, your credit gets fucked up and it takes a while to get it all built back up. But that's just company control. That's kind of how we look at this baby. You just had a bad credit year. You fucked up your credit.

You can bounce back. You can rebuild that credit. That's a good way of looking at it, honestly. That's all we're looking at. Because it's still fucking. Because it's still going to be what it's going to be. Now you just look at it, you just look at how it is and. You just. Give less effort. Yeah, absolutely. I quit, but I'm still coming to work. Because I'm a I'm on my food truck. I'm gonna call them boys and figure out where they working and get access to the site and motherfuckers. Around them. Motherfuckers. The women that do the food trucks, you got the women to do the food trucks, then you got the women that bring the shit in the cars.

Yeah, I know you see that. Yeah. Them plates, me hitting. Yo. You got like DC. You just in the car slanging shit, you know, man. Hold on. DC had one of the best food truck spots. It was outside of the controller. And there's another joint right there. The Treasury Department is three buildings. Food trucks. Just go in the circle come lunchtime. You see the food trucks, everybody comes out to my offices. Man, that should be piping out that joint. Yeah, yeah, man, if the food trucks isn't. Like, if you're not. Consistent numbers on a consistent basis to be able to make anywhere close to reasonable. Money, bro. The crazy part is these motherfuckers do.

Because I see the ladies, they're in little fucking civics and minivans. They open at the back of the minivans. They got the plates. Motherfuckers already know that's a different man. They pull up on the fucking food trucks. You ain't. That's that. That's that undercover food. And if you get. Sick. That's your fucking. Three hours of taco, you know? I mean, for flour tortilla and and some shredded beef. You know what I mean? So you figure for tacos, you already made your money in the beef, because what's a fucking 25 pack of flour tortillas for six inches? You know what I mean? Three quarters. You know what I mean? Yeah, but they got to be guaranteed selling out and their whole, like, I don't like that.

Like somebody with a fucking plate with fucking foil on it or some shit. That shit out of a cooler. To. Jump off. Yeah, they'd be hitting. A table. I'm not saying it's. I'm saying I don't trust that shit every time. But that food. Trust me. Especially up there now. In Alexandria. In the city, they charge you like 15, 16, 17 a plate. There's this one company I go to in Alexandria. They a food truck goes to this spot and parks in their fucking like area. And the companies around come to this food truck every morning. Yeah, that motherfucker is just killing it. I used to, we used to have, food trucks on Tuesdays and Thursdays at my job, where they would pull up and they would sell to costar next to us at the bank and, like.

But everybody in those surrounding big ass, tall buildings in Richmond would come down to the where those food trucks are. I wonder why they stopped doing that. Covid. Covid. Yeah. Covid shut all that down. Yeah, yeah, because I haven't really seen them regularly. That sounds Covid phase. Covid shut down a lot of interactions with people because people were starting to get smart and realize that everything was fucked up. Something got to give, and then all of a sudden they're like, nope, lock them up is up. And then they became dumbest. Fuck that. The couple of us go to work. Hey man, it's just the. Essential personnel. The eventual effect of public education coming around.

You know, it's coming home to roost. Everybody's fucking stupid shit. That's what. We raised our populace to be over the last. Because fucking. At least. You got cats can't read. They still doing this Common Core math, which is fucking ridiculous. Yeah, I was just talking to my fucking mom about the shit because my nephew, he knows how to do math, but they haven't doing the Common Core. And my brother in law was like showing them how to do regular math like we were taught. And he's like, dad, I can't do this because the teacher gets mad. And I told you, I said, fuck that teacher and fuck that work. Show him how to do math the right way.

Fuck that Common Core. And if the teacher has a problem, you can go address that shit. Yeah, because as long as my motherfucking son got that answer right. Yeah. You ain't telling me about nothing because I had. I had to go to school many times. Me too fucking for Austin and Dominic. I had to go to the school because I'm like, yo, y'all are fucking school. They weren't showing their work with common man. I'm like, no, but they got the right. Yep. So I don't want to hear no shit matches, man. It doesn't matter. The answer is what the answer is. Just because you don't have this motherfucker doing the guy.

Circling five. You have a calculator on you at all times anymore. You don't even need to do regular fucking math. I know what I'm saying. That was their excuse. Back in the day when we were kids. Oh, you got to learn how to do this because you're not going to have a calculator on your time. Yep. I shit, I'm gonna have a computer on me all the time. I wish I had known, I wish I had called them out, been like, no, you're wrong. We're gonna have all that shit. It's gonna be the future, dog. It's not going to be like, right now. Like, really? What has the Pythagorean theorem got anybody in this room?

Maybe outside if you. If you even uses that motherfucker. But you can't even pronounce that. Say it. You know I'm not gonna use that thing. What's that again. Squared equals c squared. Yeah, I got I got nothing, absolutely nothing. I've never used it. I use math all the time. But it's it's not. Sick man. It's fucking percentages talk, breaking down variables. There was. So much interest rates. System and fractions that were. Like fucking at the early elementary reading comprehension and fucking basic math. Know how to fucking multiply and divide all that shit. It's all about teaching these kids how to think and not what to think. Exactly. And then fucking as they get into middle school and never going to get into finances, taxes teach you that you're really going to need to know how to do some shit out.

The math. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Like, I got a new hire class right now. 16 motherfuckers. Half of them are in their 40s. The other half are like 19 to 24. We had to spend a whole extra after noon just talking about what banking terms mean in different types of like, financial situation, what fucking delinquency means, what collections mean. These kids don't know shit. And like, you could just see, like the 40 year old cats that are just been dying because they've been waiting to get hired, they finally get a fucking job there next to these, like 22 year old kids that are like, what does a p y mean?

And it's like, oh man. Yeah, but that's because nobody teaches them. Some of. Them. Don't know shit. Yeah, exactly. So it's like. People don't know. There's so much shit that needs to be done and changed. Like, and you got all these arguing over just the dumbest shit out here. Yeah, man, that's the point. Which is just. Fucking maintain the division of the populace. Well, here's the thing. We all get together, we might actually accomplish. It hurts. My fucking Merv is like you. Once you know the game plan and you see the game play, you see it everywhere. And it's like, how the fuck? Can you be that damn. You know, the way you see it in all things.

In every fucking thing. And it's like, how are you not seeing the game plan being played out in. Front of you? Because people are too concerned about being correct. They can't accept that they might have been wrong about something. So they don't want to like, say like, oh, well, this politician or that policy was bad. I can't admit that because I voted for that. Otherwise then I would be culpable. A liar. Yeah. You have to like. Look, it's like a personal feeling. You have to look at it like. They don't go. With. The past week. They're more concerned about being like the their legacy than they are. They're protecting their legacy over there.

About improving. Like they don't want to improve. Their ego. Exactly. Over, well, actual reality. Did you guys so you guys know Trump had that big fucking press conferences past week? I can say anything stupid at all. Fuck it. Well, he. Started out for me. He started talking. He is. Actually right. He turns around and looks at him. I can say anything dumb as fuck. And y'all going to clap? Well, see, y'all love me. I can say whatever I want. Well, I'm talking about them checking accounts that he's trying to make a thing for the kid, but I almost feel like that devil chick, the Susan Del. I feel like she was put.

They knew how fucked up that woman looked. They knew how scary her plastic surgery was. And they literally made her. They literally made her stand up and start talking, basically. So the conversation now is about how crazy that bitch looks. Ain't nobody really talking about the shit that she was talking about, which is trying to sign your kids up for these fucking accounts so that. Some people have already done it. I know, I'm saying, I'm saying like people aren't talking about what Trump's trying to do to the fucking youth right now. People are talking about lizard lady. You know, it's like nobody in this country either. Priorities, right? Fuck that bitch.

Fuck Trump, fuck it all. Fuck all the fuck. All of them. None. None. None. None of them is worth the fuck. Yeah, not at all, man. Like we got a new big mic track coming at you sometime here in the next week or two. What do you. Mean, none? Them shit. None of them shit. Shit. None of them shit. As in, none of them are shit. And none of them. None of the shit that they do. Shit. And and here's the. Crazy none. I've been doing a lot of. Not. Reading a lot of history here, you know, the past couple of months. And I just started reading, Reconstruction, but I believe it's Eric Fund.

I gotta look his name up again. But I read reconstruction. Right? And and this is all post. Civil War. Yes. Right. Yeah. And how fucking America at one point was actually working on something, but couldn't figure shit out because they're like, okay, we told the slaves they're free, right? You have your own shit. We want you to have, able to have land school and be able to vote. But then it was like, fuck, now what do we do? Because now we don't have anybody working for us. We need the labor, and these motherfuckers don't want to work for us anymore. So how do we get people to work now? Because we thought, oh, we freedom Day, now they're going to want to work.

But then they didn't have the education because you just let them go, like, all right now figure it out. So it was a whole bunch of bullshit. Like they were actually working towards something. And then fucking Johnson just fucked all that completely to fucking shit, you know what I mean? And then when you hear the plan and how they've done it, it's just, it's everything's on repeat. It's all getting repeated all over and over and over. And I'm like, I know y'all got to see this shit. Like, there was a post about, You mean like the, the commonality of time and the way that politics continues to everybody. The whole. Yeah.

All down into one more pilot. Exactly. Because they're talking about how the carpetbaggers and all this shit and how they were beefing with each other. Always the elite few, taking advantage of the vast. Exactly. And making the vast majority hate each other over bullshit. And that's what they did, because they told. Me. They were like, telling the poor cats, you know, the poor white dudes. Hey, as long as you had these people enslaved and you're, you know, you're better than they did with the Indians. They promised the Indians all this shit, right? And the Indians had people enslaved, but then fucked around and fuck the Indians over. And they lost all day because they started getting along with the enslaved people.

They're like, oh, yeah, y'all are people. Let's treat bear by the same. They're like, wait a minute, y'all are getting together. Can't have y'all getting together. Let's do something here. Blow this shit up, and then we're going to fuck them all over. The last time it really happened in modern history was the, the Occupy Wall Street. All different kinds of people were. Getting. Was getting together. And then they started. They blew that shit. They started tearing everybody apart. So long. Ago, having a wedge in. And it wasn't about each other. But it keeps happening. As soon as the last 1520. You get a collective mind started to gather and they're like, all right, you know what? Fuck all of these.

They blow it up with things like, Dumb ass. Shit, dumb ass shit, like the most recent murderer, whoever, whatever. This killer, whoever, like, we're gonna fuck up the dope distraction. It's a constant state of, like, bullshit. And it's all because of these 24 hour News Network nonsense where they just constantly up in your face. And that's the beginning. Me, bro, you know how many people's houses I go to, and they'll have the TV. On the whole. Time, and that's all they watch all day. And I'm like, how do you watch. Down in Florida? That's what it was like for us. Fucking day long. Like, man, that shit, there's no way I could do that.

I like finding new sources that disagree with the news sources I'm looking at. Like, not even necessarily. Greasy man, but he is. That is where it's at. I see I like them because they don't give a fuck. Fuck. They got. Balls because there's but it's because they're not controlled. They're not so covering worldwide. Yeah. They're doing all. Over control. They just not controlled the same way. So you see it, it's different. You got to look at all the different things because they're all controlled. They're all paid for and bought. And he just got a cipher. He's still fucking fresher perspective than the shit we got here. Oh absolutely. Certainly on the 24 hour news networks.

Yeah that's. It was a better 24 hour news network in America. And greed. You know. But but it's it's just like fucking just like how fucking things we were talking about how things are being taught. Like I dude, I used to work with, he always told me he goes, man, like I always find American history interesting because what y'all are taught versus what the world has taught is completely different. So different. I'm like, I know it is. I said, America's. Contrary to the victor goes to spoil. It's like a fairy tale. They tell him like a fairy tale told like folklore type shit. Like it was the glorious fucking thing ever.

We, you know, America did all this, all this. Great Robin Hood, all George. Washington bullshit, right? But then world history tells the actual story. You're like, oh, shit. Like, you know, all right. The shit that's going on in the Congo with all these motherfuckers got the people in the minds of shit digging up all that shit over there. That's something that's been going on since before even this should happen. Like. All right, for example, that our just finished reading King Leopold Ghost about a month a month ago. You know what I mean? Read that because I knew about the story in the Congo and all that shit that happened over there.

And I'm like, okay, this motherfucker. Yeah, he was part of this shit that killed all these motherfucking people over there and all this shit. And then Britain and America were like, oh, this motherfucker is bad. This. All this shit happens. But then turn around and fucking do the exact same shit. And still. To this day. Still doing the same shit. Yeah, that's that's our job. You're not allowed to kill the populace and. Oh, wait a minute. You were making a whole lot of money off these motherfuckers. You're bad. But while we're saying you're the bad guy, we're going to come in here and do the exact same shit that you're doing.

But we're just going to hide it under behind the UN. We're going to hide it behind this. So nobody knows that we're all in this together, fucking you over and still getting money the same way you was doing it. But you're the bag I you're the scapegoat for this one. I missed back when Mike used to talk about sticking his thumb and people's booty holes. Hey, look, I. Just. I love it, I love it. Let's talk about both. Let's talk about both. I just get frustrated. That's what's great about this show, Mase. True, true. Like I. Get out of here. People's conversation. You're right, though, in so many ways, because nobody wants to, like, pay attention to the big picture.

Yeah. Want to focus on the most recent right issue? You got more. Focus. By Tyson for saying Trump is a great motherfucker. It's my fucking Tyson. If you don't know Mike Tyson's story. Yeah, you can't say shit on this motherfucker. And to Mike, Trump has been a great fucking guy. Exactly. Yeah. And if you know how Mike Tyson is Mike Tyson, if you do something nice for this motherfucker. You're the greatest person to him. But when you fuck him over you to Robin Givens, fuck that motherfucker over so bad on TV. Hate that bitch is a ass. Don King fucked him over so bad after his original trainer died. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but these are things that, like, there's no way around.

Yeah. Like, it's not like the basic disrespect that that Tyson let slide. Like, if you've done serious things, then he doesn't forgive. Yes. You know, if you. But if. You done something good for serious career. Actually helped him out when he got out of jail. Had his fight at the fucking casino. Whatever. So Mike's and this motherfucker helped me. Cool. He good to me. I don't fuck with. He. Does he good with me. Why is it? Why has it made me think of Dennis Rodman becoming friends with the fucking North Korean president? Like, it's the same like you kept going on the writer being like, he ain't done nothing wrong to me.

That man loves me. He's made me a god in that country, and. That's what it is. Well, I mean, that is. That is true. Dennis. You motherfuckers! Eagle. He has he has kind of like, you know, continue to legacy of complete oppression for the North Korean people, but okay. Okay, Dennis. Well. That's that's how people look. As long as it's not expecting me. So does the same apply to Mike Tyson? That applies to Dennis Rodman. And you know, so here's. Here's the thing. Everybody's welcomed me friends with anybody around the world. Exactly. Like why. Why if I'm the president, am I not allowed to be cordial and on good standing with every other leader from around the world because, like, why must we maintain these beefs and not try to squash them?

Yeah, I must. I agree, I agree. People hate. Who we don't need to be buddy buddy. Because they didn't. Vote, but we need to have dialog. There always needs to be dialog with other world leaders so that you don't have fucking all the bullshit that we. Got going on. Politics is basically school, school yard. It is. Yeah. Just each country is. We're always the biggest, baddest motherfuckers in the room. Or so we think. You know. We have to stop. Trying to trying to prove it all the time. I have to stop trying to act like that. It's that three pronged system. It's a three pronged system. U.S. we're the military. We got.

We're the bullies of the fucking world we go through. And we fucked your shit up just because we can. Because we have the shit to do. Because we want what you got. That it's that our economic system is set up so that we fatten the pockets of the people. That the. World that's over and over in England, that's the world Bank. They got that that it's. You got the Vatican for the religion party to keep everybody blinded by some dumb shit that fucking people are bitching about. Like, you can't say that you are a child of God and fucking hate that neighbor, because that's goes against the principles from right.

Right, right, right. That's the thing, man. It's very rare that you meet someone who claims to be religious and then actually acts it out. And really you're like, wow, you're really like living the life that you claim to live by. Yeah. You know, you know, perpetuating yourself as this person to everyone else. And then you are like, there's very few that you go, you're really like walking that line. You're doing the thing. Most people, they're like, you know, I'm this or I'm that, but then they're out there doing stuff that like, completely contradicts that. Thumbs in the booty hole. They fucking goddamn, man. It's. Yeah. So like I was I was watching episode of judge Ebony the other day.

See you. There he goes. I know, but see, I saw. The way down that serious line of fun and we ended up with a what? Something. We got a thumb up in the booty. Whole fucking a goddamn. Imagine this. You got kids, you got kids. You hire a tutor, she got a tattoo on her. So she's tutoring your kids in seventh grade, right? What's the tattoo? It's just a starburst. Like a little cool, unique starburst that her tattoo hours. It's a unique design. So she's a bitch. I got it anyways. Okay, fine. Comes over talking to you. Pretend you're a single mom says to her. Oh, my God, I know that fucking foot.

I know that foot. Your your tutor is on feet finder, right? Okay. So tells her, right? This fucking mom fires the bitch on the spot. So she she fires the bitch. But she's not mad. She's still friends with her friend because she's been a friend for. He's been a family friend for years, but she fires that bitch. And then to take it a step further, she goes on to her fucking Facebook neighborhood shit. She goes on to her church groups page and bless this tutor and says don't hire her. She was recommended to me by this group. Now you slandered me. Exactly. So I was so proud of judge Ebony because judge Ebony was like, wait a minute, you did this on a church website?

She's like, you do you have read the Bible, right? You know you are not to be judging. You are not to be like, do you know what the Bible says, ma'am? And like she went off on this defendant. Bent the motherfucker to help you dumbass kids. That's exactly what she said. That's what he said. Her mother said. Yes, she had. You're fucking had like six months. That to the money? Yep, yep. Judge Evans did not make her pay though. Because of freedom of speech, Yeah. Well, but hold on. Is it freedom of speech when you fuck somebody money up? Because then that turns into slander. I felt like it was slander.

Judge Abney do not agree. Judge everything did not agree. She agreed. Says truck. And I say no, I don't like. Freedom of speech. But if anything is defamation. Of character, that's what I was. That's what I would have. That's what I would have taken full. I forgot. That word. You can tell he's been watching crime shows and shit. That's what it is. You know. The characters. For that. I'm sorry. Hit the outside of hit my company with either discrimination or fucking wrongful termination or. Write whatever. Just some racism. I've been through that with an employment lawyer already. I already know the rules they are. They state they can fire you at any time for any reason.

Fucking dumb as fuck. Yeah. It ain't time for any reason to then if they can fire me for any reason. In theory. You can. But there's a lot. Of you have a paper trail you got to have. They have? Yeah, you have, cause then you're good. If you're not. The lawyer. I mean, you're not good. You don't doing all. The fire. You, you know, if you're not the lawyer doing all the paperwork to bring the thing to trial, like you got to pay somebody to do that, and most people aren't going to do it if it's not something that they see to make a positive case out for the. Employee and lawyers.

I mean, the one I talked to, she broke everything down. Shout out Laura Fox, appreciate you all should help me with it. But fucking she. Is she. She helped me out with my help me understand like, yo man, you really don't have a case. Even though you have this and have this, there's no case for you. And I'm like, yeah, fuck. And then she explained. What she part of the EEOC employment opportunity. She asked. How did I find her? I found her actually found off the Better Business Bureau. Yeah. And I looked her up and fucking and I just because I was calling employment lawyers. You probably coming. That was probably something.

She here all the time? Yeah. I got x, Y and Z. When I was, I was actually researching some shit, trying to find out this man really could just go up there and be like, racism, you know? So I'm like, look it up. All this shit I saw, I look up all this shit and like the EEOC, if you file a formal complaint with them, they'll just sit down with you. Just kind of like what sounds like. And they'll break everything down and determine if you. They'll still give you a letter saying you got the right to sue, but they'll tell you if you got a fucking case or not.

Yeah, okay. Every event. Is I know, I'm afraid you wouldn't. You can't say baby, cause I'm Japanese American. I'm just going to tell them what y'all picking on me because I'm Asian women. Asian bro. That not that many of them. Not that motherfucker, man. I only work to man with y'all. Hire us. What the fuck, man? That you are of that ethnicity when you fill out? Or do you say you're right? I'll say I'm white, but I can say whatever I want. America. You need to start saying that you ain't white if you go see somebody because maybe they don't know. They could not know your ethnicity. You didn't just.

Tell them I classifies all of them. I'm like, yeah, immature. Fuck yeah. Human beings. I'm a fucking. I'm a human being, motherfucker. I'm Jap because I got it in me. I check it out. I got y'all white people in. Me too. He's got 1% Jew. He got 25% jet. I know. It's 75% American. Well, it's about 3% other and undisclosed so far. We're going to take a DNA test. I've already decided we're going to do that. I thought you already did one of those. I never did, but, boom boom. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I want to I want, I want to see, like his based on the Asian heritage, too. Well, that's got to be careful with that shit.

I know it. Better be related. To. My samurai. My dad got kid he didn't even know he had till my fuck. That's right. You. That's where you were going with that? I just found out I was British, not French. You talking about fucking bastard children popping up on them? For lack of a better term, man. Yeah, that's how I've seen. I seen a show about that, too. Somebody did a DNA test. They got mad. Brothers and sisters. Oh, yeah? Yeah. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah. Was that all those blond fucking ladies they all found out. They had got? No. You ain't worried about having illegitimate children, babe. What?

What would we do? You know, if it came back and said. Like, be careful with things. Or like. Yeah. That wouldn't happen. No. Yeah. Trust me, that wouldn't have happened. All right. Yeah. Then bitches would just showed their faces. By now. It seems highly unlikely, but you never can tell. You run that test, man, that you might have. God knows. What is that really? Is that what you got to be based on? Do you know from personal experience? No. I just don't. I just don't trust like that. I'm not showing. I'm on nobody's ancestry, DNA. I'm just done. With that. I'll wash this one cold joint above these dancers and me and the wife.

You got to talking about people in coats. And I'm like, when you see these stories about people doing these fun coats, like, I don't understand how people are, again, that goddamn dumb. Some of them are born into a dude. Some of them there. You could be like nine, ten, like your parents aren't taking you to meetings, and you may not even realize you talk about the adults that are like that week minded. They learned it. And I. Know I listened to some shit about Nexium, on the way up here. Actually, the next CM cult. Yeah, that Allison Mack was a part of that bitch from that show. The one that was trying to get Emma Watson. Yes.

And they brand they branded the guys the founder's initials into their legs. It was a a m for Alex Mack. And then, like, I can't remember the motherfucker co-leaders name, but his initials were like f p, and they did like a design. And they fucking branded these bitches. It's crazy. Yeah, I'm telling you, the mindset of people like, I don't know what it is, but just like, fuck. They want something to believe in and these people give them. I mean, I could that I still don't get to even that. Like hope of something to believe in. Because. You can. See it's subtle. I don't even see how subtle when you see it.

Like when you got like, the cult experience and you're doing it right, you're like, come here and I'll put you up. You know, you buy like 80 acres. You put like a couple of bunkhouses in that motherfucker with a couple of showers, set ups and some toiletries and like, a mess hall. And then you have these people that work. You have these people that work your fields for free, right? You set up a basic camp on a one, and. That's one type of coal. Other cults are like, we're life coaches, and if you like, we're gonna follow our self-help guides, and then you become friends with the recipe. But then before you know it, you got 30,000 motherfuckers signing.

Up for somebody with your ass. You're spending in the air. You're spending $5,000 on these retreats where motherfuckers have died. Like they take him into these saunas and tell them, like, you're going to have an awakening if you spend 14 hours in here, but then, like, somebody dies and the fucking. Good shit. Yeah, that was the real thing, too. That was. Yeah, yeah, we have. A lot of bad ways that it can go, but all the people that fall into it are like, lonely. Looking for something. Yeah, that's a good. That's the one girl. Got a hole in their heart and they need. To realize how low you are. Bet you better go in there and finger yourself a couple times.

You won't be lonely. Love your motherfucking self. Yeah, you better learn more. You know you better learn to love yourself. Better be out that motherfucker whacking the goddamn mold, You know what I'm saying? Finger papa some shit. You better be doing some of that. Some people grow to hate masturbating because they can't. They can't. That don't make people love them. Most people associate masturbation with shame. So, like, you know, you can ditto yourself. Don't mean you love yourself. Some people are doing it. From a mirror. Make googly eyes at yourself. That's not going to make a lot of people fall in love with themselves. That's just going to bear some more.

Like they're going to be more shamed watching them selves just off. Some of these people. That confidence comes from maybe on missed out. Maybe he told me that motherfucking lesson. Yeah. You got to learn how to Jack. Confidence comes from. Shit. I don't know. I don't think I could do that in front of people. How many people? I would say that for the people I say that. I look at the mirror looking at yourself. Are you. Doing Kevin Spacey shit? He was talking to yourself. It does Kevin Spacey shit. That is American Dream. Start the day. Good movie. Track a little bit. See some of the mirror. Talking shit. They're on top of that.

Yeah, daddy. Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah. Right there. Daddy! God. Great spot. Right, I got it. All. Three, two, four. I can't laugh because it's still turned off for you now. Natural reaction. Welcome. Any shot. Engage. Me. Shake and bake. No. Shake it. For you, bacon. I ain't never heard shake and bake. Talked about like that. Shake. Shake it, shake it. Oh, my God, I'm not going to be able to. Be just fine. No I think all your night. You are. You need I need like. We're like reported I guess. In the night. That mid 20s dick at her own. Get this one some missionary. I just want some like basic missionary.

I got it all. I got and pain that I can't even fully describe. Work through them. I have. That's why the weekend continued the way it did. I would have been done. I would have been done Saturday morning if I had given into the pain. Initially. You get a good stretch, it hurts a little bit. Go back and do that one again, man. You got you got some muscles, you got to work. You want to tell me I bought a whole that. Is that bad. That day and night? You guys are. Up in that ball. I do it every wrong. But I ain't sucking on no toes. No, no, it's all right.

We don't want you to fuck that. I had one man sucking my tongue one time. It was the most embarrassing thing for both of us. Yeah, I was not into. It or. No, I was like, 15 in this motherfucker. Decided, like, we were French kissing and he's like, kissing all down my body. Had a little shorts on, had no little sandals. He slipped off my flip flop. Put that shit right in his mouth. Stars with, like, Deadeye staring at me. No, it was like we've been walking around the pool all day. I don't know, he wanted salty. He wanted that athlete. He wanted that phone guy. I think he did.

He was 15. And I think he did it because. He thought that was what something sexy was supposed to go down like. He thought that that, like my. Wouldn't expect that. To this day, he is the one and only man I've ever led to it and I like I was like, what is happening? You didn't let him do it. He did it. And you were like. Nonconsensual toe sucking. Was it like he said, hey, you mind if I know? He just like. No, I was, I was literally like. What can I know? Nothing. Charles I what you do it like he's like, you like that? No. Well fucking like that. That's weird.

Like. No. To me. Some people like it. Can you get me soap, water and towels? Like. Wash my fucking feet and dry. We've been walking all day now. This is disgusting. And now you added fucking slobbery toe to the mix. That's disgusting. Like me. I think he really. Likes my toes, man. I'm gonna cut her up, guy. I can't even tell your feet without you. Almost a horse kicking me. Was that a 40 year old virgin when he kicked that bitch? Yeah, yeah. That's what it's like. Goddamn it. I'll tell you, bro, you gotta get over there because, man, a good foot massage, bro. I just want that he has.

He's letting me do that before. But it's. About it. Takes work at his own pace. I'm not about to put that man's telling my mouth. Okay? I need to give me. Oh, I need you to give me some boots. Damn it. Yeah. You got in trouble. Stupid ass fucking safety, bitch. Took a picture of me outside without my safety glasses on outside in the middle of nowhere. Like the world's just going to fall on my eyes right now. Because they'd be some dumb ass. And since I got that little, we got the little retard strapped because we got the little bike helmets with the little tart strap and they didn't have my strap.

So she come and talk to me. But that was after she don't send a picture to my boss. Yeah, like. And then she got about his shoes. Motherfucker that don't do the job. My boots. Because they're like, I got those Reeboks. But they still do their work. Still too. And they say work, but they don't actually say boots. And she's like, well, company policies. They gotta be boots and. They don't get teleporter policy for you. I bet you say as long as no, no, it's Microsoft. It's Microsoft bitch. So I'm sure, oh, I'm sure that I'm sure it is something simple, you know what I mean? And since I clearly don't say boots, they're not boots, but they consist everything of a boot, you know?

I mean, they got the steel, too. They got the the hard core. Hard on the top. You need to. Have. The back. And so and then. You need. To have here he is. Like a, like a four. Four. Five for half. You said something about me like a 4.5in arch arc support, ankle sport. Whatever. Oh my God. Is that why you're so much taller in your worksheets? And, yeah. No, that's not that. That's funny. That starts. Right here. Let's start with the sole, his actual shoe. But that's still going to give you some lift. But I so. I was just fucking off and I, I just mentioned my name was like five and a half.

So like I don't know DeMar I needed like I don't know. But once again that's I'm testing my waters again because I can go up there and just like show me how to do your job. And then she could be like, we don't want this guy on site. And then they could like, kick me off site type shit. Yeah, you're on iPhone. This bitch out for not knowing how to do her job correctly. Because the funny part about it is the only thing. The only policy I violate. Is. My my hobbies. Color. Since I wear pink. Pink is not a. It's not not. It's not an acceptable color. But. The most.

But I'm the brightest motherfucker. He got the most. Anywhere in the most visible. Yeah. But. Yeah, since there's not red. Green doesn't mean I can't take me where. Yeah. I mean. And that's the only thing they don't ever say anything to be about. You need to get a bunch of orange vests to put on over the top. Not wearing shit. Fuck you bitch. You can. See me? Yeah, you saw me. I saw. You from the trail and your green vest. I know you saw my ass stand out here in the middle of the motherfucking nowhere wearing a pink shirt. Are y'all talking about what college did you go to that day?

What was your fucking like? How much money did they not? They could have spent eight minutes a day to teach you fucking common motherfucking sense, you fucking educated, fucking cock sucking motherfuckers. Fuck! Y'all, man, I ain't fucking educated. But I'm a smart motherfucker. You on the wild. Cause I use all of my common motherfucking sense that I got. Y'all should try it some motherfucking time. Fucking numbers. Fuck with the fucking computer. Says put some shit around your motherfucking brain. Maybe the fuck out the fuck, man. Y'all the safety, the one we got, man. This motherfucker, he tells us dumb show every fucking day. He's like, now, look, you know, I don't know what you guys do because I don't do the job you do.

Then how the fuck are you going to tell us how to do something if you ain't never done the fucking job? Like because the video said because, yeah, they're like. Yeah, the training. I always want to make sure you guys pull into a place. Pull in. Motherfucker. Do you realize that somebody's got them houses? If I pull in, I got to back out on the road like, no, you should back in every fucking where. Oh. See, that's crazy, because all my job sites are back end only. Yeah, they say no head first parking. Yeah. You got a bad part coming in and you coming. Up because you ain't got. You can't see I.

Don't tell that shit. The fucking goddamn Amazon drivers. Amazon tells you motherfuckers to pull in everywhere. Because they got cameras in the back, and they expect. To be used to fucking kill these little motherfuckers. Don't naughty use fucking mirrors if you're driving a goddamn vehicle, learn how to use your fucking mirror because the camera can't see every fucking thing. Just because you're beeping don't mean somebody is paying attention. Yeah, I get on the time. Like, put your head out the motherfucking window, bro. Like when you're parking in a parking spot, you know what I mean? I'm like, look where the fucking line is. Like, who can't see it? I'm like, put your head out the window, man.

Crack the fucking door. You know what I mean? Like, fuck, man. I tried to teach dog that shit because I'm like, man, what I'm having to do. I got a that camera. I'm like, because you're going to learn to use these mirrors like. Like how to turn that off. I don't know. I have been put a screen up in front of my fucking like, hell yeah. Take that bitch. I gotta. Take. It up. And then you got dumb ass. My my beautiful dumbass oldest. He's like. He thinks he's so fucking cool. He can. Like, when he got back up the car, he just cracks the door. He keeps one foot on the asphalt and fucking throws it in reverse.

And he's like. He like trying to keep up with his own acceleration. I was like, what the fuck are you doing? You just had to back it up like five feet, man. And he was like, whoa, I know. I'm like, yeah, but baby, he tried. That more for the snatch. Trying to look cool. And you done fucked up your white shoes. Gonna flip open, come back. I'm gonna. It's gonna fuck his. Leg up out the car. Like, oh, I know I get on. I got out of the weekend. You saw me. It's like, don't fucking do that. Yeah, I've. Done some dumb things. Yeah, that's. That many a guy. Do some dumb shit. No, not do it again.

Now I think I. Had somebody do some dumb shit and be like, yeah, I ain't gonna do that. Yeah, yeah. Well, I got. To go do some dumb shit. Like yesterday I took the boy on the side of the road like he was driving. I said, look, I'm gonna show you something. You know, I'm looking back. Make sure ain't nobody behind us. I pulled a motherfucker over in the ditch so he can feel what it feels like to go off road for a little bit. I'm like. Look scary? I said, this is how this is going to go. Just listen to what I'm telling you to do. We go off on the side, drops down.

I said, now just let up off the gas and straighten back out and get on the road. Once you get back on the road, then hit the gas again and you're good to go. I said, this is how you. Think you taught him that? Because just. Lift through most things. If you just lift, don't hit the brakes. Yeah, but. Strive your way out. Of it. If he would have done. That without knowing what to do. He's going to over. Correct. You know what I mean? Like dear gentle. That's my dad took me out on the most fucked up days to drive when it was snowing. Fucking storming. Come on, we going.

Where are we going? Like, that's the Rachel right now. I know. Come on, you gotta drive in this shit. Because if you don't know how to drive in. This shit. Scared? They're scared nowadays, man. Okay. My kid, will you drive up from the store in the rain the other day? He just got his learner's, though. Don't you not have that, you know, adversarial feelings about this? Were you not concerned? In a sense, when you're not like, as a child, your dad wants to take you out on the the snow or the rain like you were scared as a kid. In a sense, too, right? But but I don't. You know.

But anybody would have been like, these kids are scared now. Like they ain't no excuse. But we are kids to like. All right. My boy got he has anxiety real bad, you know what I mean? You know, like with the snow, like, that shit was pretty scary, but, like, you know, what are you. Going to do? I tried to talk him through it, like, look, you understand you're not going to be here. I'm going to be dead and gone. You got to figure this out. So I got to show you what I can show you now. You know what I mean? Like, he was like, dad, you know, I'm getting my life to the glass.

You ain't drove it. Not yet. I got to get on the road in the dark. Because what you see on the road is going to be completely different. The glare, all that shit, your glasses, all everything is going to be different than that. So you got to see this. You can see how it is. So there's still a lot more shit. His mama ain't doing fucking shit to help with any fucking thing. So it's like, how the fuck I got to add on this shit in here now? And everything else I got going on. I ain't gotta do something for God. Did some driving. He still got, like. He got to do some driving, but.

4 or 5 more hours a night left. Do you? I think I think you accidentally project some of your road rage shit. Like if he fucks up on something, you kind of yell at him, like he's like a dumb driver. Like, if you if you fuck it because he'll be like. He'll be like. He'll be like, what the fuck you fuck her almost killed us. And then Seth is like, can't do that. You can't send something like when he rides with me, we cool, baby. But when he rides with. You, you just hit some shit out of you. Hurt yourself. Doing okay? If he was with. Me, he was with me.

Well, he does seem a little calmer, baby. I'm just saying. Because I ask that. Dominic. Be calm. Don't say nothing. Because Dominic almost killed us. And I was like, goddamn, what the fuck are you doing, boy? Scared the shit out. Of him. But I was like, fuck. I had to remember because I did it with my mom. I think. What the problem with you is, and she was legitimately scared at the moment, and he's yelling at the. Guy that's. Actually terrible because he's like, you don't care if you son of. A bitch. Yeah. Here's the thing, though, because if you ever wrote with this motherfucker, right. It's a control thing.

When he's in control, he don't mind being dangerous, but he's somebody else. Just like you driving, baby. And I seen this tractor trailer up here coming up on the on in the in the in. Anyway, you know, I didn't even think it. Was driving. You were. I was driving the car. I was coming home. I was coming on. Goddamn booty brothers. Shout out to the brothers for killing it again. We're out there. Manassas. Right. 45, 57 minute ride. You know what I'm saying? Without the rain, you know what I'm saying? So I would ride fucking, Does. Skirting around a truck. That was in the way. So I that situation, I get around him as close as possible, and I get back over in front of him as close as possible.

So I want to make sure that they know they in the way. He's kind of. Like a fucking right now coming up here. Little fake trailer on the back. I'll do that with semis. Let them ride. Let's say right and left lane. Right up on that. So you so you were like following the fucking jacked up ram with a trailer. Yeah. Same thing. No, it was just a regular old fucking. It's a it's similar to a similar if you pull that ass they cut them off. From the trailer. That's a. Trailer. For ass. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't cut them off to where they have to, like, slam on their breaks.

You know, just get back over in front of him. He wants them to know. But did you have a clear lane when you passed her? Right. Because the right lanes always open. But. So you got back over to prove a point? Yes. Not saying. Random motherfucker. Like that's how. I try to teach them. They're in the wrong lane. But that's the same shit you do with Sarah. She was talking about how you be running up on people and getting back over and all this, but I was trying to make sure I gave the room all be up, all people, man, I had that car. Every now and again I'd do it.

Then I'm like, oh shit, I'm getting too close, I can move. I try to maintain some space. I'm I'm still, I'm see my shit as I get to talking. And then I run red lights. You remember that basement? Yes. Yes, sir. Yeah. Yeah. I said stop, stop. You got a red light. Red light. Stop, stop. The car stopped the car and we came to a stop sign. She said just we she was zipping right along, having a good old time. Maybe you don't know. Not. I drive your car and I did. I let him too. I was like, okay, passenger princess for life. Yeah. You just got married once. You make all men think that you suck at driving, you are always going to never have to drive. It's fucking great.

It only takes one time. And. And the dude's going to be like. I'm more comfortable. Driving any guy. Damn way. It's everyone in this room is, I'm sure, except for me. I'd rather I would rather risk my life with the Jew. I can. I can put my. I can. Because you've been doing it for the longest. Sure. Just used to it. That's all. You're like a guy in. When I first started. Doing it. Turned me on. You're on, like, your third tour in Vietnam. You're just like, yes, I got this. It still. It still gives me butterflies. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I get excited like this. This crazy motherfucker.

Oh, my God, you know. Jason, darling. Jesus. In the red. He started riding a dick. And I got cops behind the turn on the highway to be the. No, it is not. That, baby. Let's give. It a test. It's like, damn, baby, that's hot. Shut up. More traffic out here. I stuck you up with a goddamn Butterfinger. Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, with that said, I think we got to bring this episode of stupidity to a close. We'd like to thank you so very much for listening. We'd like to encourage you to check out all the episodes. Unless you're Lisa would. Like, share, subscribe. Right. Keep grinding on the shit that you're trying to get done.

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