00:00:00:00 - 00:00:55:20 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen, for the 793rd time, it is the Mason and Friends show featuring Big Mike, a.k.a. The Black Hand of Mike. Yeah, as well as that lady called Lisa, a.k.a. Lisa as well as that do that dude called Sir coughs a lot, a.k.a. his junior. No Mike today. But we spoke about Rhonda up on the golf course as well as for the first time in a long time, The Carpenters, son. 00:00:55:23 - 00:01:22:19 Unknown What's going on, y'all? Me I am Mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and Friends. Show what's happening here. What's good out there today is this house. That's it. Right there is this Indiana Jones show. Now, Yeah. It's a desert chase scene. Yeah, that part right there. How has it been there? 00:01:22:19 - 00:01:54:12 Unknown I guess. And I think I said, When am I interrupting? I said, Mike, instead of mute button, I think maybe. Yeah, you know, I just started drinking, but only it sometimes it doesn't take much, you know, to get the double dog out, you know, I now screaming like it just need a little kick start. It's kind of like it's kind of like enjoying when you're really done up on the animals, you just go take that one little pole and you're like, well, that's different because the animals get to like a whole body, 00:01:54:14 - 00:02:11:08 Unknown But don't want to do that. But the weed here is just going to make your head city. But my mentally. You in the game, You might be ready to ride. Yeah I mean, they might put strike down, but it really does depend Mister Unit. It really does depend. It also depends on how many fucking animals you eat. 00:02:12:04 - 00:02:36:22 Unknown yeah. Well, we know this from experience with you. I've seen you do some saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And shout out to the logic for going to jail. You never see that. It's a two day festival again. I 19 and for 20 minutes 40 on Saturday might have to take Friday off. I don't know what have we get a discount pet discount ticket or free ticket. 00:02:36:24 - 00:02:56:14 Unknown This is a discount 50% off because I already signed up for when it came through. I think I did too. That was great. But you bought a ticket or something when it rained out. When it got rained out, they sent an email out saying, you know, for next year's festival because it got rained out. If you bought a ticket, we'll give it see this year's ticket for 50% off. 00:02:56:14 - 00:03:11:21 Unknown I'm like, man, fuck yeah, sign me up. Wow, I'm going to have to look into that. Yeah, Yeah. So now I got Big Fox to see if that my foot would be up here. Now I got I get. I also got to get a fucking ticket to exotica. Anybody who wants to go because that's. Yeah. Make sure. Yeah. 00:03:11:21 - 00:03:35:09 Unknown I got to make sure I got to see because I got a fucking made a pot off demo kids man. I think it's going to be the, the fucking comedy festival set up for bone marrow. That's from October. And technically I should be able to leave Exotica and go straight to the company party. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I like when that is. 00:03:35:14 - 00:03:55:07 Unknown man. For real. December is this year. Smoking that December, bro, I don't Kids joke. I think hers is the second week. We'll see. We can still do exotica. Even if his kids join, we can still do it. Silly, right? Yeah, we do exotica first and then go to our mayor. You see, I'm saying so we can make both of them. 00:03:55:07 - 00:04:18:06 Unknown Yeah, that's that expo. Yeah. It's early enough to do that and then go do some afterwards. So it's just a matter of what is happening that same weekend. Yeah, man, there's some solid options, but we got to do the cannabis festival, we got to go to Exotica. So meet the Star, because exotica comes before the cannabis fest doesn't know. 00:04:18:07 - 00:04:44:21 Unknown Maybe like our listeners was exotica. Exotica is is a adult industry festival, like a fest where, you know, you got vendors and you got the only fans, you got actual porno stars, you got all these people there, people that sell adult toys and shit. That's based vendors. Yeah, vendors and all kinds of shit. So. artists, so many actors that just came to me. 00:04:44:24 - 00:05:12:16 Unknown Hey, you know, because I like to do it every, every episode and you flat out motherfuckers the same guys. It doesn't get better, does it? Ever get? But you might be a little bit any little baby. All they got when they get your very sick. How about is square go The world is where we go with that What do you to the table? 00:05:12:18 - 00:05:41:24 Unknown Bring your feet to the motherfucking table down, fucker. Jay, do you hear that? These were execs that you are expert in in eight and it's a straight six man. They bring it back. I think. You doing that thing six, Man, I come over with the job flat on the fucking fake and fucking fox. You ain't got shit. You know, I'm saying I didn't see the shit, but I think it was fucking raining, you dumb motherfuckers. 00:05:42:00 - 00:06:01:22 Unknown You be seeing how the world is. I don't know. A ball came across a balloon, came up right out where a man was supposed to be. Cause some Chinese muggers. Somebody got in town and they were doing the light blue thing. It is. It's happened to come across the moon. And you didn't see, I don't know, just like a renaissance bit, but an egg white. 00:06:01:24 - 00:06:32:20 Unknown Fuck, yeah. Come on. Women scream away from the mic shit head next Sunday, right? Yeah. It's incredible. Fuck it. Well, look, it was a solar murder, but it got to be a one round the trial. You see the motherfucker? You see the motherfucker day or night, He's right, man. Yeah. Why can't I see I've seen Moon in every fucking zone When I can't see it in New York City. 00:06:32:20 - 00:07:00:02 Unknown Are apt to see the way rap City slicker shit is. We are all city slickers it now. what, like the sun sets in the east where our past where it's where they say some eclipses are better seen in some area of the world. Yes and no. But that has to do with cloud cover has to do with your dad and he got to wear good guy down at dumb shit. 00:07:00:04 - 00:07:24:22 Unknown Yeah, dude, you definitely got Internet microwave radiation. You got to start screaming. Ain't got my visit. I'm not another random problem in this chair. You should bring it up. And lastly, I had meet the day, brah. Part of my physical ass out there right Goes something wrong with you, dear? I made a grave mistake in the water. I knew I should have sat there. 00:07:24:25 - 00:07:45:15 Unknown I do to you. And if you go chair man thing. Look, I got to do this for X cause I know if he was here, he'd want to bring this mostly to the congregation. Jada Pinkett, that's a toxic gas bitch. Now, she announced that her and Will Smith have actually been separated for seven years. Seven men get married. 00:07:45:21 - 00:08:05:11 Unknown They're. They're. They're married, but they're not. They just think it's all because they have been separated. And then I heard some shit today that she actually. That makes no sense. She started talking about how she at one point had hooked up with Chris Rock and Chris Rock. What the fucking better now he asked her out or he asked her out and why would she bring that up? 00:08:05:11 - 00:08:29:25 Unknown It's kind of her husband. She's a cougar. Apparently she separated, slapped the fuck out of a fucking Disney fuck or a reality show. Fucking supervillain. That's what this bitch is. They're crazy. And she got Jada. He got Lex Luthor. It's beyond magical snapper. Well, I mean, I think Scientologists have that for. I think everything. I think they are be in the wrong. 00:08:29:28 - 00:08:46:11 Unknown Well, the Smiths for being wrong that if he's slapping that bitch, if she out there playing at my burger, any fucking way, well look here, I'll be here if they think you just one day I'll just your plus one like you technically ain't lame with the bitch. So you weren't that bothered. Slavers pushed to the microwave. If you're going straight. 00:08:46:14 - 00:09:13:13 Unknown There's a thing, though. I just got to say, I here right now, you have a lot of things lined up to his an uncontrolled and kind of what's going on and today because like here's a thing the world will see for that that's what's being put out there Will Smith loves this bitch like wholeheartedly show up to the top is waiting and slapping a motherfucker and they talking about every day we're going to have this bitch don't one better deal with them. 00:09:13:19 - 00:09:32:27 Unknown So that's like one of the both of those like, Yo, I love you, girl. I don't care what you do. You'll never get rid of it. You can't hit it right or something. There's something wrong. Or he said he couldn't do. He will. Smith is not thug life, okay? Jada wanted to pop, but it to pop. But look, she said it has to have to the way I got to have sway. 00:09:32:29 - 00:09:52:02 Unknown She said she goes to remember her dope because look Tupac out on the street says to do, that's a crazy bitch. He said, Cool, We could go out, We can have a good time. But I know you're crazy, bitch. If I put making you that crazy is going to multiply by ten. I'm not dealing with this. I'm going to get from thug life big time. 00:09:52:04 - 00:10:18:08 Unknown My chance to represent me back to taking it, to fight with me with my hands around his while this right here he already moved to power Leader knew the business. Will Smith was like he got a with you. He sniffed it. And there was I mean Jada in my life slave nothing got little bit He must have been more than two months He got a little bit mark Cockiness more than my hair though I don't know what cockiness Martin Marley little carrying motherfucker. 00:10:18:11 - 00:10:43:15 Unknown Now I think Will Smith hung out Martin too much but that the band wasn't bad, was it, when they did Bad Boys Movie series is the reason why Will Smith's marriage has failed now. Okay, so Will Smith says he's a Christian and has hardcore denied being a Scientologist. Jada is hardcore Scientologist, but they started a freaking school back in 2018 that failed, that taught Scientology to children. 00:10:43:18 - 00:11:07:04 Unknown So world world just gave her money. I don't even understand this. And then it's just it's a it's basically science fiction turned into a religion by a crazy cult leader. Sums it up. It's about their laundered money and in contraband and sex trafficking children and that's all that shit is. And they exploit. They exploit like all their members. 00:11:07:04 - 00:11:25:20 Unknown It's a true call. The very definition of a you have to buy your way up through it. It's tiered system of like saved and the save. Like the religion is based on a guy that he was a science fiction writer. The guy was a science fiction writer, and he just made up a religion to kind of prove that he could. 00:11:25:23 - 00:11:44:14 Unknown And then he made his religion like sci fi, where it's like the earth was created by the aliens or whatever. And there were tablets that were given to some dude from aliens and shit and that Tom Cruise and then that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what Tom Cruise looks like he does, because he re sucking the blood out of babies. 00:11:44:19 - 00:12:03:29 Unknown Baby de Groot. I'm telling you something, Baby, baby. New Mexico Pass. Craig In addition to Jesus, he's got the. He's extracting adrenaline glands from the babies breathing, chewing on his. He's got, he's got, he's got baby that adrenaline glands in the freezer and he just pulls them out one at a time, puts them in a blender. Disgusting. And just blends it all out. 00:12:03:29 - 00:12:23:09 Unknown But you can't do much like, like I could is causing an upset. He just live Mexico's quite like heroes when he's all cranked out like yeah Tom Cruise try to live like crying but he goes yeah he kind of has got that shit from overseas because like, you know, he's he's across the water, right. Nothing impossible for Cruz. 00:12:23:15 - 00:12:45:10 Unknown That's right. Right. That's why he keeps making Mission Impossible. He's going to accomplish the world because he keeps doing the mission. And I think part of it, I think he might believe some of that shit. Got it all on Oprah when he was Oprah that time and you couch it, he said that he said to Matt Lauer one time, he goes, I can see things with you on anything. 00:12:45:17 - 00:13:07:03 Unknown Other people can't see that now. They like someone around here. They regularly audit members and hook them up. They make these little fake technology things that you have to pay in negative inside you. You have to pay in and move up through the tiers of the system. They're actually charging you money and you owe money to the church once you join Scientology. 00:13:07:05 - 00:13:37:05 Unknown And they want to expose certain things about the religion until you have paid into it. But by now there's been so much like expose on the fact that everybody knows that, like when you get to that Leah Remini when you get to like the end of the religious cycles and you like, like reach like the highest point of, like superiority within this religion, they basically tell you, like the big reveal is that we're all made up of like the dead cells of our ancestors that have come back to the world like alien style. 00:13:37:05 - 00:14:09:22 Unknown And we. Yeah, it's absolutely science fiction. Yes. I haven't taken enough drugs to figure that out. I'm just asking you about cults in general. I research that because I am fascinated, like hardcore, fascinated with cults. And I know that psychiatry is this is Tom pseudoscience, but atomic. She said that this particular thing helped her feel better, whether it was the antidepressant or going to a counselor or a psychiatrist. 00:14:09:24 - 00:14:32:10 Unknown Isn't that enough? Right. You have to understand this. Here we are today where I talk out against drugs and psychiatric abuses of electric, shocking people against their will of drugging children with them, not knowing the effects of these drugs. Do you know what Adderall is? Do you know Ritalin? Do you know now that Ritalin is a street drug? 00:14:32:12 - 00:14:56:20 Unknown Do you understand that? The difference is, as a matter of fact, the question that I'm asking you a question I understand is abuse of all of these. Now, you see, here's the problem. You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do. I might not. Brooke Shields be an example of someone who benefited from one of those drugs. All they don't believe in any kind of medication for psychological purposes. 00:14:56:22 - 00:15:15:19 Unknown Fix your life. So if you're dying, like John Travolta's son could have lived, you're not getting to the if they had given him some seizure medication. But he and his wife were Scientologists and decided not to give the medication that could have saved their like 14 year old son's life, education. It's a fucking horrible cold, man. That's what's wrong with Jada. 00:15:15:22 - 00:15:36:26 Unknown You ain't been doing good. Look, Jada, she ain't. Hey, if she looks like she was sucking the blood out of some shit to Now pass that bitches a straight villain. Very, very strange dude. She's scary Striptease the other day, man, that was a garbage ass, Mr. Man. You you are Mr. Left fucking field. Ryan Braun strikes again, man. 00:15:36:26 - 00:15:58:28 Unknown Conversate, man, I have a dumb ass move. My trip to target. I think we did. We're just how we're kind of headed toward. Didn't we just end this here conversation that I haven't heard enough and I that strippers there. I think that's what was going on. That's why I thought any opportunity that you can bring strippers into the conversation he's going to Well, I guess I've heard their side. 00:15:58:29 - 00:16:23:16 Unknown Yeah. Yeah. Really? Showgirls was really that great of a movie needs to be made or. Yes, it was better than a striptease. I think it was that. That whatever bill that was, that was Elizabeth Berkley from Saved by that. Yes, that's right. Well, that striptease. No, no, I was just so dude, some guy that's been in movies, there's nobody else other than Elizabeth Berkley. 00:16:23:16 - 00:16:40:02 Unknown That's a no. I'm sorry. I'm talking a 5050. yeah. That is Burt Reynolds and Burt Reynolds in Striptease. Yeah, that's what Thor is. Striptease. You just heard that black dude. Yeah, You just see some titties. But that's not striptease showgirls. It's just her enacting that damn black day. And then right on that other vision. Never, never, ever seen. 00:16:40:04 - 00:17:07:15 Unknown And a lot of those movies ain't much good, but striptease was really good. Striptease? A better movie than Showgirls, are they? yeah. I think I've seen Showgirls. Showgirls? A really, really bad movie. Like, why Showgirls? He was just. It was exactly. Yes. But I did that one. I well, it it was never got never got around and watch it it it kind of buried John Travolta jumps for swordfish. 00:17:08:03 - 00:17:31:18 Unknown yeah well that's only Halle Berry Tony's like all in to see her getting dig down. You got to watch. Was that Monster's Ball? My big bad motherfucking ass there to bury by purpose? Same thing. That's a rumor about that scene. I better actually. Fuck, you Can't really fuck that good fake. Hey, now, Terry asked the fuck that. 00:17:31:18 - 00:18:00:25 Unknown I had to give Billy Bob Thornton back. What I think you're making. If you're. If you're naked, you ain't dry, Robin. But more than seven. Throw in some pop of. that. That's what it is. That's what the professional actor does. They can semi hard and they fuck somebody, fake again I'm a get all the phone No no of you remember baby boy the one you talk about a little fucking Jody dig down fuck it wasn't made to get he was all worried because I know they're going to see my eyes. 00:18:00:25 - 00:18:17:05 Unknown Yeah, he was quiet. She said she was ready but make you sick like we doing. He was in the corner, cry like if you got the opportunity, big man. I had a better you better, bigger day. I'd have been like, my God, I accidentally tasted your vagina. I'm so sorry about that. I have to see get a third. 00:18:17:05 - 00:18:40:21 Unknown And they gave me. Okay, here we go. right, right, right. Tarzan style. Yeah, Yeah. Well, how do you feel about her? Bit her ex to her, man. She had to tell her to tell Harry. Yeah. I'm an extra finger. I don't think I was better, you know, Never. Even if it's clean, I was suck on it. 00:18:40:26 - 00:19:10:03 Unknown I had, like, two extra when I got her. If you got her heels, you got to. He'll be like, Is it easier? I actually don't go outside. Wave attack. That's exactly right. Action, etc.. Whoever I get on my overloaded by you baby I like your bra. I'm that I've got it for gas. I know somebody with the drywall. 00:19:10:04 - 00:19:38:06 Unknown My little one will be in with me and her. I'm forever. Unless we're putting our foot extra digital would fuck you. I don't think I would watch television. You know what? I really. What? You had Scarlett shows up with her with 11 seconds. The bad guy years. You wouldn't date me if I had an extra towel. That's rude. 00:19:38:09 - 00:19:54:18 Unknown Will wrap up soon, but just ask you today. Fax every night to bed with all those shoes for you, stupid. You got. You're going to on an egg toe. I God. 00:19:54:20 - 00:20:14:01 Unknown Yeah. I need to be a little nervous, you would think. my God. She is on either side. Write a sketch. You use that little flicker, maybe just hold them off. Look up in the air. Why? You cannot do that now. Right? There's an extra leverage, right? I bet those bitches get more money for, like, feet bags. I can see that. 00:20:14:01 - 00:20:34:25 Unknown Dudes with, like, ten fetishes. That's a lot of money, All of our pictures we had to check. Yeah, buddy, will you pay over the fucking book on our first daughter feet? He would give her $1,000 to jerk off, and I'm a fucking freebie. I was like, Sign me up, you jerk off on my feet for the day that I was like, I'm now a sex worker. 00:20:34:28 - 00:20:59:24 Unknown Yeah, exactly. But wait a minute. You don't want me to do anything now. I just want to calm down in good shape. I can if you have to do anything. Yes, for a thousand thousand bucks. What I got, if I got to look and I only got 50 bucks. Lisa, here, I had the one I gave the Can I. 00:21:00:00 - 00:21:25:17 Unknown Can I. Can I can. I busted a napkin and you rub it on my 11th, I, I don't think I could have my 11th toes extra year. You got a chance to go out of town now? Horror, fantasy. I'm a jerk off on the floor for 50 bucks, and you got to dip your toe into it and then wipe it off on the carpet. 00:21:25:19 - 00:21:49:04 Unknown So weird. That's almost like two chicks in a cup. One cup? I was thinking about women that actually, like, masturbate dudes with their feet like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Good job or whatever. Yes. Do you think that's due to like, my God, She had the hottest feet and they be my favorite guy by the end after not being for my pleasure. 00:21:49:07 - 00:22:08:00 Unknown These dude cattle. Since that bitch has some calluses. I got home, I walked in and my girl, she was sitting there with. They met with the file on her foot. Make it nice and smooth and read. Bought our house, Just went to town. yeah. I don't know. Why would you? Some dude ever asked me to do that? 00:22:08:00 - 00:22:28:13 Unknown I don't. I honestly would be like, Really? Like, I ask for weird shit. They do and our teens and freaky shit, but toes and like, like I always say, I'm like, I couldn't do it. I say, Ladies, if you can tell me what you want done, there's a reasonable chance I can do it. I'm pretty much an ankle up kind of guy, though, you know what I mean? 00:22:28:13 - 00:22:44:03 Unknown Like, what are you trying to have done? I hope that it's not Feet really hurt. Can't do no more. Give support and hopes and dreams that you don't know. Am I asking for too much? I just want you to make me fall with your feet. The rest of you are open gay like and then make their ankles up. 00:22:44:03 - 00:23:03:25 Unknown Baby, what's happened? What is going to show more covered? She's getting more. I was I was reading this the other day and this man was talking about it always. So this me, I'm like bitching about the fact that his wife has started this new thing when she gives on BJ's that every time, like he finishes in her mouth, she just spits it on him. 00:23:03:29 - 00:23:30:13 Unknown Like just like, that's an appropriate program. So I was pretty rude. So yeah, I guess so. Like, like I don't want to deter the blowjobs, but how do I make it stop now? Did you just got to carry a fucking handful of goddamn napkins when that shit starts? You now got I got two paper towels, right? Be like a dude and just throw a towel out. 00:23:30:13 - 00:23:44:06 Unknown I would go. I would literally have the paper towels in my hand. And as I was finishing up, I would be like, Here, like this. I'd be like this. You fucking never finish. 00:23:44:08 - 00:24:04:22 Unknown But if she let her get back up there, like, yeah, she might get out of that now. Jesus Christ, my Jesus Christ, my boss do that now. They do slop that bank. Yeah, yeah. This is disrespect that to have them do that and then that's their put up, that's like I pray I prefix. You want her to get out of here Christian. 00:24:04:22 - 00:24:22:20 Unknown I appreciate that you want to suck that I take it, but don't spit it out. Don't know what it's like. You don't want to know if you don't want to scream away from the mike has never understood spitting in your wallet. They don't even have it nowhere near your mouth. Just burn from that comes. It's just me all broken anywhere. 00:24:22:20 - 00:24:44:29 Unknown Like not the name of a fire. You ain't go you. You will see that there was nothing at me except me not to slap shit out of it. Part of the fade out is all fired up. You could take that. You could have somebody spit like I don't care. Spit not even way spit right at you. You know, I'm saying like, I'm going back on my mix. 00:24:44:29 - 00:25:06:19 Unknown I'm like a bitch. Clean looking good. Play sex. I had my that all my best sex kind of. I'm not being disrespected by Scottish, you know, disrespectful sex kind of stuff. She spent it on your stomach. That's one thing she spit in your face is something different. It's like she does it once. If she doesn't once, that's one thing. 00:25:06:19 - 00:25:30:02 Unknown If she's very honest, she does it every time. Every time. It's doing it every day that, you know, for you fucking draw me fuck some titties or something makes in the town or something like, I don't know, this actually got me. That's bitch. I think she might be might get like this girl. Sit in this chair anymore man. 00:25:30:04 - 00:26:12:12 Unknown Yeah. You always have good up with a sounds. I thought you wanted to go in the shower. you don't like that coke? You'll like that. You'll like that can be okay like that. Lets you like the mailman. The mail truck. They'll be back here. You ain't going nowhere. Anyway, I run around and you know you have a great face after she go, I'll be go to there Barley. 00:26:16:03 - 00:26:38:01 Unknown is working day tomorrow anyway. Well it doesn't generate rare form but 5:00 you know this used to be every episode. I believe it. I don't leave it. I listened to some older episodes, 12 hour. Well they talk to us at well I just love he yeah he's pretty consistent Hell yeah he's got you've gotten better. 00:26:38:01 - 00:27:08:03 Unknown He's just fucking with me. Thank you. I appreciate it. No, the quality has gotten better. I like the just the sound. And, yeah, I'm always chasing the better sound. But when everything is, everything is a little rough When you start to be amazed, Yeah. The first 50 So episodes are definitely rough, but Mike, Mike started showing up for 30 or 40 in and that shit was to get edition fucking ridiculous. 00:27:08:03 - 00:27:27:10 Unknown Absolutely rough shit. Now we'll see. We're really just. I also feed off of this motherfucker. So now here's. It's just like he's dribbling down the ball. He's doing the handles with the basketball. Then he passes it to me and I got to do something right. He's got this down. Stop, and I'm gonna start. He's the point guard of ignorance. 00:27:27:13 - 00:27:55:10 Unknown Yes. Yeah, yeah. that's a new titles where there's division, just stupidity and stuff like that. Because he starts out there saying all they want is great on Ain't Got it And that energy I knew I love it and so I'm great I can't help it man. It's not negative energy, but it's not really positive. It's straightening matter like it's it is seven dimensional. 00:27:55:12 - 00:28:18:05 Unknown The best of the best is when you try to watch certain episodes, but you just going off and calm down. Y'all stop talking. What are you saying, Lisa? When YouTube tries to subtitle him, that's funny. Shit. Absolutely. That's why I let the subtitles pretty much subtitle them. I may not be a very good job. I'm a mere pro. 00:28:18:05 - 00:28:39:11 Unknown I use premiere pro for the subtitles and it's way. But here's the thing. It is way better this way better. Like now. We got a word. What is the subtitle? You say that you. It's on its own. Wherever the videos are, there's subtitles. There's nothing about back end. No, there's no subtitles on by road. Rumble doesn't have subtitles. 00:28:39:11 - 00:28:59:29 Unknown You kind of See, I got an idea. I listen to some subtitles. I'm going to have to find the one I the other day because it was hysterical. So you're not going to listen to the subtitles. You're going to have to read it. The way I looked at it was. It was so bad. It was so bad that they just started trying to, like, translate what you that they thought you were trying to say as opposed to, like the actual words they were saying. 00:29:00:06 - 00:29:34:18 Unknown Yeah, yeah. I can't wait. I love, I like see I think there was a direct translation in English for the sheet for me. There was an audible Japanese, Japanese opening 2025 my God. To hit that all. shit. In your day. Wow, man. Shout out to Susan Summers, who passed away. Suzanne Somers, the capital of town. Our lady. 00:29:34:21 - 00:29:53:29 Unknown Jesus Christ. That's what she made the cable. So tell her, you know that fucking. I guess. I guess you could call the ThighMaster Castro telling her it's the candle to master. Yeah. Yes, the Campbell total master. Now you're talking. I want to be the Campbell's own master. back to the old ones. All right, That's the. That's the sensei on the top of the mountain. 00:29:54:01 - 00:30:15:21 Unknown I must speak to Capital Master Tomas. So come here. Let me talk to you. You must aim for the man with the hood on. Just do this number here. Then do this number here. See? I can master number here. I can master the camel toe. I just have to have access to said camel. So before I can, like, gain mastery. 00:30:15:21 - 00:30:37:03 Unknown Why did Chef say to fucking Cartman you need to find the clip? Boy, the chef was my dude. Yeah, chef. All day. Chef said some things. My chef was the main chef to all these little motherfucker. The chef was like a mild version of me. I was as I can. Chef. Chef, you could be the voice of Chef. 00:30:37:05 - 00:30:58:01 Unknown Seriously, You're my God. I suddenly want to do, like, South Park Community Theater and cast big. My guest chef. hell, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, man, I love to say me, man. Hey, Much I can show for you all of you is a normal day. Do that, chef. You? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. See? She's cute. Some chef. 00:30:58:01 - 00:31:15:25 Unknown I don't know how to get the girl. Let me find the clitoris. Right? Yeah, but, like, I feel. I feel the child's dilemma there because I'm like, Well, there's a process between finding the clitoris and getting to her to like me enough to let me look for her clitoris. You know what I mean? And that's. This gives some. 00:31:16:01 - 00:31:38:07 Unknown That's what I'm saying. That's the that's the thing that they're all questioning. That's what we all want to know. Be like, you're going to like me, right? Hey, nice to meet you. Like, you like the way I like the self-esteem. Yes. You got real You got to talk to it and make friends, right? Yes. See, that's the only contribution you make all day. 00:31:38:09 - 00:31:57:20 Unknown I just sit in the instant that I just sit in the asylum, wait for girls to come over, and then I billionaire sniff and then tell them how nice them vagina smells. Yeah, you know what I mean? Know fudge smells delicious. Let me ask you something. If it smells like perfume, be careful where she goes. Spritz, masking. Yeah, Do that masking shit. 00:31:57:25 - 00:32:15:17 Unknown my God. There'll be a spray spritz in the couch now. Yeah, that's dangerous territory. Older generations did all kinds of shit. They, like, clean themselves out with fuckin all kinds of stuff. Like do shaving and everything. I'm like, I mean, that's still a thing. Like, you could still go to, like, your giant and go and buy Summer douche. 00:32:15:20 - 00:32:50:05 Unknown But hey, nobody really does that. Yeah, because, I mean, it's not good for you. It's really not good for you. My mom, technical course, everybody. That's true. Yeah. Everything you have. Matty Doe. What was it? I think they banned Skittles in California 5 hours a day. You. That water is even bad for you. So Detroit. Now, I will say that we take an eye out of my boys life or his snacks and stuff and concentration in there because it's is so much better. 00:32:50:17 - 00:33:14:01 Unknown really? Yeah. That's what caused the mental issues. The word five is banned in other countries, except here, like we like mental issues here. All the other countries banned foods and we we got it. Now, it's not cutting costs. It's not good. We can't we can't inflict more damage to your rights as an individual. If we don't get people to act crazy, they're going to be more fucked up to where they not understand what's going on. 00:33:14:03 - 00:33:29:23 Unknown Yeah, yeah. Well, there's that. We also have a marvelously terrible public education system to help with that. Hey, you want to. Hey, go to our public education system when you can be a big fucking idiot. How does that sound? Right then. Fucking talkies and shit. I can't stand that shit, man. They got. The kids have done these fucking time. 00:33:29:24 - 00:33:45:09 Unknown Every one of my sons loves them. Fuck it. Now, this drink called prime time. yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all about prom, you know? And it's like, this is not really good for you at all. My daughter grabbed one. We went to wah wah the other day, and she's like, Dad, I want to try this drink. It's another fuck. 00:33:45:09 - 00:34:03:22 Unknown You don't put this shit up. I see you don't drink it. That's not what we do. But that's not it. It's all kind of like replenishing and energy. They get all kinds of different flavors and that she does. Sure. Isn't it also owned by somebody Hana famous or it's like I said, due to somebody something. The boxer, though. 00:34:03:22 - 00:34:22:16 Unknown Who's the boxer? It might be Logan Paul it right. Yeah it's I think it's like either that or he endorsed it or some shit and now all the kids want it back after that process. Motherfucker, you said didn't even have a fight recently. They shut it down. Somebody did it when he was trying to give it to him and make a deal. 00:34:22:16 - 00:34:43:21 Unknown And he was fucking telling us that they do through to making him know busted. It's hard to make him in ammo. Fucker grabbed it and fucking, like, punched like swung it at home and I guess the little square spot of it. Hey, I did see a little trick on the blood coming off his ass, but it wasn't like a full and then look like a full gassed thing. 00:34:43:21 - 00:34:59:20 Unknown Went like Rainman. Like they threw a towel on, like hockey. You know what I mean? When the mob get cut, Harvey, they bring the Italians here because you bleed. Now, if you get caught with. With a corner of the mike, like the square joint where they got the low embassy shit, You know what I'm saying? Like the build out of that corner that motherfucker. 00:34:59:22 - 00:35:22:03 Unknown Somebody swinging? Yeah, it's a slice. Why don't you believe I got disqualified? Well, this was at the press conference, and it happened in the ring. In the ring? Yeah. Do you like it here? Yeah. Was doing it, so it must have been him over? I don't know. Well, the thing where you want to take him to the ground and put it, try to put a hold on him. 00:35:22:03 - 00:35:40:10 Unknown You seen him try to do all that while he was on the ground and Jake Paul had a fake like he was going to hit him while he's on the ground. And the guy got up and did something there and then something else happened. And then they were swinging at each other and everybody running. But then we got But I'll be real posted on his Instagram revisionism. 00:35:40:13 - 00:36:09:05 Unknown Yeah, some like it just because they were doing tag team boxing to do was one zone was doing it to them. I didn't see I was watching UFC last night. I don't see anything about Jake Paul Jones right. That shit where Jake Paul shit is the garbage anyway. Like Logan apparently went looking all the same. Same motherfucker magnified rich white kids then if they would have got rid of those, I think they were. 00:36:09:05 - 00:36:29:10 Unknown They did the commercials. I don't know. They're the reason. Like all of our pre-teen and teenage children think that they can be fucking YouTube sensational stars and it will lead to more, you know, other avenues in life. Like you, me, a boxer. Now take my kids, watch now they're trained. I mean, they they work their ass off and I'm out the window. 00:36:29:11 - 00:36:48:20 Unknown All right, Now, looking at the man, this train leaves just for the train. He's trying, but he. He's fighting. He's doing exactly. He's doing exactly what Floyd did without having a fight. The talent that Floyd fight. Yeah. Yeah. Know, he's making people hate him, and then I want to watch him fight. They want to see him. It's going to lose it once he passed away. 00:36:48:20 - 00:37:09:06 Unknown But he's right now. He's no name reckoning. We'll see. But that's what I'm talking about, that it's even smarter than what Floyd did. That's to say he's playing a game. Like he's playing the game. Like playing against a player like all the other gen-z slash millennials. He's playing every generation all the way he can bet on himself or against us. 00:37:09:06 - 00:37:34:19 Unknown No one else is going to have. All he's doing is putting themselves in a situations where it's unlikely he's going to get hurt seriously and he's making significant amounts of coin doing so. So like, I mean, congratulations, you fucking genius. If he is going to move like, Hey, roll with Nate DNA and I haven't happened because Nate is going to work his. 00:37:34:21 - 00:37:54:00 Unknown And when they find, they find what made it come out at five in a row, they would do three. Nate Acho come out on top of that the gloves or not as Nate again Yeah but I would say now think Nate would drag them out I think they would just win. They would not be around No take him to the floor and he would choke them the fuck out right off the get go. 00:37:54:00 - 00:38:12:12 Unknown Absolutely. But see, here's the point. He's not going to stand with him unless he has to is a different love. You know, maybe they'll change it from something that was to fill that motherfucker's face, bro. Like I said, I think you are. I think at that point, you want to you want to feel I'm all for the face you want because I'm not goes anywhere these days. 00:38:12:12 - 00:38:29:21 Unknown Shit with the gloves, you know I'm saying that's what I'm saying. The gloves. Maybe before he wants to fucking hit Nate, right. He was hit Jake a couple times. Everybody was at that motherfucker. Go. That's why they're good on paper, because everybody wants to get in for exactly my point. They already. So they already fight. Well, Jake fought him. 00:38:29:23 - 00:38:50:07 Unknown Yeah, they. From outside they fought in in July. August? Yeah, you got it. But fucking beat is how he beat Diaz. It was that he didn't beat his dad. He could be on the outside. But Nate was doing a lot of really interesting shit. And another thing would make was May wasn't even a shade for a fucking fight. 00:38:50:07 - 00:39:12:04 Unknown Like if they actually did his training and getting cheaper like he does from Invermay, it'd be a different ballgame, you know? I mean, but Nate's not a fucking, He's not a boxer, you know? Yeah, Yeah. Thanks for the cameo. It was nice to see you. Try to take it easy. 00:39:12:06 - 00:39:48:28 Unknown It's just the same way. Like going outside and going out the window when he gets on. What McGregor for? Was it McGregor for fucking Floyd? And if McGregor had prior three months more training because he said that he needed three more months training, six months, it would have been an amazing fucking if, if he had spent his time instead of doing them MMA doing boxing, it would have been an amazing thing if he was able to train, If he would switch from MLB to boxing for a straight six months to a year, that fight would have been, I don't know what he should have been doing. 00:39:48:28 - 00:40:08:29 Unknown Now he just seems to talk shit about that fight for a year or two before that should have been shed. Absolutely right. I'm going to beg him to give me Ryan. Burger knows how to sell a fight. That's what he's good at. He's good at promoting the fight. But you know, when that's what you want, you want somebody that can promote the fight to get paid. 00:40:09:04 - 00:40:30:05 Unknown That's what King was, what the problem would be from a person to to boxers who are promoters is the fight takes forever to get started. Yes. I don't want to bullshit on their star or even just show me because that scene was a while back like a blockbuster event. And if you watch much money generated for the fight as possible, that's what everybody fucks with. 00:40:30:08 - 00:40:49:27 Unknown 70%, 90% of them are. And then they know the fuck. yeah. Gregor Yeah, 95%. About above hours. You ever seen boxing? No. The fuck. Food is clean for those in them over there. It doesn't matter. You got to pump it up. Then more of us go to watch that. I don't give a fuck. They actually make it a fight. 00:40:49:29 - 00:41:09:20 Unknown My going to watch it again. He made it a fight. If you made a fight which I wanted to do and had six to a month, a year for training, McGregor might have put him down, but it was all ready. It was all ready to fight. Yeah, it was already a fight. He didn't beat him that night. He had knock with a little bit more boxing fight. 00:41:09:21 - 00:41:32:00 Unknown McGregor It would have been amazing. Yeah, but Floyd is a dance and boxing MMA fighter. He knows how to box, dance, to die, how to play the game. It's like, Yeah, I understand the science of boxing. So and he does things that annoy people, that want to see him get into a real fight. And that's why that's why Nate would just fucking mop the floor with Jake and Logan or whichever one of them. 00:41:32:00 - 00:41:51:20 Unknown Paul, One of them is fucking Paul Boyz and whoever will get in the ring with them or wants to wear the apparel. Completely different from the ring, though, you know, a whole different set of shit every year. You know what I mean? Like, it's like, okay, so boxing back in the day was interesting with the Tyson Irish because Mike went in there and just destroy people. 00:41:51:20 - 00:42:11:10 Unknown Tyson, Like you knew when his father threw a hand he was dropping a cinder block at your fucking face, like when he connected. You seem once you saw him knock five, ten, 20 people out on like the highlight reels and shit, like, Dude, that's a scary motherfucker right there. He's knocking people literally into the air. Yeah, like, he'd punch it. 00:42:11:10 - 00:42:37:03 Unknown And. And then you fly up in the air like a second after he hit you. Like when I saw you. I like delayed physical reactions where he would hit people, and then their fucking head would fall off, like 2 seconds later. You know, like when they slice someone is right, you know, like in the cartoons, when they slice the sword and goes to the fuck, yeah, you know, the candle falls over, like that's how it would be when Tyson hit a motherfucker like four or five times and then they'd fall out. 00:42:37:03 - 00:43:01:29 Unknown I saw him at his last fight when he fought that white dude and fuck it. He punched his motherfucking dead and the fucking talking Irish dude, the tall white dude, Terry something I think his name was. He was in, like two rounds now. I went six, seven right now. That enabled Man I of the one when he came back, I remember that guy that got knocked out and then he did the Pizza Hut commercial where he hit himself in the chin with a stuffed crust pizza. 00:43:01:29 - 00:43:24:06 Unknown Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. That was awesome. But this white, he's like ages pizzas turn around backwards. And he got down and then he fell off on the man that he had. He had this motherfucker been the spleen and. The reaction from a guy like you seen him? Just once. He got hit, everything shut down and that fucker went down and his, like, landed on top of me, you know, because dude was already. 00:43:24:09 - 00:43:41:08 Unknown Because Mike Tyson's my little guy. He's a short do like. I've seen this motherfucker twice in person since drive eight, right? Five nights. I saw my height when I was younger. I saw the small fucker when I was six years old and I seen him come through the hallway and he had to turn sideways to get through the door. 00:43:41:11 - 00:43:59:25 Unknown It was a wide do like I was built a pit bull, you know. I mean, so then I seen him win at his last fight. When I was there for the last fight, I saw him again. And I'm like, he doesn't look as big as he did when I was kid. Perspective changes, you know what I mean? But I'm like, that motherfucker still in Moscow. 00:43:59:25 - 00:44:20:07 Unknown The Sunni at all. Like, his arms are bigger than, like, this motherfucker. I'm like, I still wouldn't want to get hit by even two down. Definitely not more fucking mad. Take your head off, man. He hits. There's something in the way he hits because George former said this shit. I never forget George from his interview. He goes, Yo, I've never been hit that hard by anybody in my life, ever. 00:44:20:09 - 00:44:40:28 Unknown He said, Yeah, been hit by him is something completely fucking different because George Foreman had been hit by a lot of motherfuckers. Yeah, and George Foreman ain't a small dude. He was a fucking massive doo doo. He was a power hitter. Yeah, well, fuck. He said, man, Tyson was just something different. Every time I think of George for I think of the fact that he named all and all his kids, I guess his son, George. 00:44:41:01 - 00:45:04:03 Unknown That's seven. Yeah, maybe seven. But there's no George. Georgina. So I think it's just Georgia. Maybe it's Georgina. All of them are. George Ridiculous. Well, yeah, I called John. At least someone with that said, you're Vein George and his sons. George and George. And George. And George. And George. And George and George yeah, we wanted to thank you very much. 00:45:04:03 - 00:45:19:13 Unknown Firstly, I would like to encourage you to check out old episodes as well as new episodes like Share. Subscribe, ladies and gentlemen. That's right. Keep grinding on the shit you're trying to get done because that is how things get done. Yes, yes. Please do not forget. Be nice people that look like you. Be nice. People that don't look like you. 00:45:19:13 - 00:45:38:19 Unknown And I'll be a dick a little best, a little bit like the gentleman. Keep moving forward. That's right. You were that I. What did you. Let me see You come back to listening yourself. I think I'd say. Eric. Thanks, babe. What's the mike behind me? Baby, You're going to wash your hands? Yeah. I don't know if he knows I've been drinking, so. 00:45:38:24 - 00:45:56:29 Unknown I mean, it sounds like for. I don't know why he's so fucked up. It don't take much because it's already in his system, like he's been doing this Florida pause. Yeah, and I really must. All right, so this I think this would be most appropriate for Russian July. It's a song called I Need a Sandwich. There you go. 00:45:56:29 - 00:46:52:13 Unknown There you go. He said he's going to bed her. Hey, hey, hey. He's. Hey, hey. What the fuck y'all know about that? I was like, That was like 35 seconds straight now. Hey, Pat. Pending trademark and cross sales, don't take my copyright because you owe me a dollar. Can I need a mint chicken because I'm hungry? This is a food jail. 00:46:52:16 - 00:48:11:02 Unknown Let's talk about food and eat on chicken. Hey, hey, hey, hey, man, I kind of like that trashy kind of low. Hey, hey, hey. What it is like, like the action. Live action. Hey, hey, hey, man, I like that shit. Yeah, go ahead. Thank you for the jet fuel. Cool, man. You have. It's like a woosox head. Hey, hey, hey. 00:48:11:04 - 00:48:35:19 Unknown I need a sandwich. paper plate or napkins? Napkin. I wash dishes. Is. It's aggravating. You got forks. So you got spoons, you got knives, you got plates, you got starter dishes, you got square. Sounds ridiculous. I don't understand where this is supposed to go. I'm trying to put it on the motherfucking shelf. How am I going mad to fuck fucking circle plate? 00:48:35:19 - 00:48:56:04 Unknown It's eight inch. Next one's eight and a quarter had a fuck. They don't even look the fucking same. Fuck you. Simple motherfucker. Need to sit. What's the difference? We've eaten lettuce in motherfucking real meat. Get yourself a goddamn plate. Fuck you. And these different fucking plates, different four different fucking knobs clutches said fuck you back in a day. 00:48:56:04 - 00:49:50:00 Unknown They was easy with the mother fucking fingers. Who? No fucking cares. They know. They're worried If the coke man was gonna break up with that state of hair and hair, his hair made a lot of shit. Hair, hair. Guy, my boy, they're playing right there every damn Sean Bobbin. There was a guy Leslie's hair and hair of his name. 00:49:50:00 - 00:50:17:15 Unknown How is the people? I Me. They ain't actually your dog grizzly You because I forgot I skipped track because I did a baseball slide in the tree. Gonna be grizzly left turn Then I need the horse in the game. Froze on me. Yes, sir. We have to go.