The Mason & Friends Show — Episode 1047 Clean transcript generated from the supplied SRT captions. [00:00:14] Ladies and gentlemen, [00:00:19] for the ERA [00:00:21] 1,047th time. [00:00:26] It is [00:00:34] featuring that dude [00:00:35] called the Black Manatee. [00:00:39] Yeah. [00:00:41] Oh, fuck. I forgot to bring it. [00:00:43] As well as that dude called El Reno. [00:00:48] What up? [00:00:49] Me, I am El. [00:00:52] Welcome to the Mason and fringe show. [00:00:55] What to do? What's happening with your day? [00:00:58] Give a big shout out to my former coworker, Terrence. [00:01:01] What up, T. What up man? [00:01:04] He hit me up talking about he needs to get that ass whipped in the [00:01:08] go kart track around, man. [00:01:10] In the in the mall. They got up there. [00:01:12] Oh, it was the racial. [00:01:13] I might have to go with his ass, [00:01:16] you know. [00:01:18] Even been up in there. Take the Jew. [00:01:19] Get it up in there, see if he can't run fast. Can you go? [00:01:22] Yeah. How fast? You can. [00:01:25] Pretty good. [00:01:25] Probably 3040. [00:01:26] Inside the mall there. Is real tight. [00:01:28] So you get. [00:01:31] And it's. [00:01:32] I mean, it ain't like. I got to try. [00:01:35] It ain't super easy. [00:01:36] You ain't seen the track. [00:01:39] You ain't never seen a track that many times you've been in there. [00:01:41] You know where they got the. [00:01:43] Really been in, in inside that bitch. [00:01:47] I noticed it on the way to the bone. [00:01:50] In the bone. Out in the corner. [00:01:51] I know it's on the way [00:01:52] going into that bitch, but I've actually been inside [00:01:54] that bitch and looked at the track. [00:01:56] Got you. It's. [00:01:57] I mean, they've changed since the last time [00:01:59] I was there a couple of years ago, but it's a pretty dope. [00:02:02] Like, it's a pretty dope set up for what it is. [00:02:04] I wish we got on that. [00:02:05] Joan Allen Thornburg, bro. John Allen Thornburg, [00:02:07] you know, that little racetrack that got out in Thornburg? [00:02:10] The real racetrack from fucking 95? [00:02:13] They used to race go karts on that day. [00:02:15] Go karts, the actual, like, big. [00:02:17] Nine cars. [00:02:17] Somebody scooting 90 on the go karts, [00:02:19] they get you training this shit like qualifying lap. [00:02:22] And then they go out there on a race bro. [00:02:25] Now they do like real races. Back on that bitch now. [00:02:30] Yeah man I'm down. [00:02:31] Always down. [00:02:32] Go out there get scoot boom scoot boogie. [00:02:35] And on the track out there boy. [00:02:37] That's the one. [00:02:38] That was the ones I could actually fit in the water. [00:02:40] Even know nothing about it I just saw it one day I'm like, oh, I got. [00:02:43] To get that real problem with that. [00:02:47] I'm fucking that. [00:02:48] Even if you can fit into it. [00:02:49] Yeah. [00:02:50] You're going to slow it down to be worth a shit out there on the track. [00:02:52] You gonna be a pace car. [00:02:54] You know. Just something. [00:02:57] Every time you get to Mike, like, I like fucking. [00:02:59] Donkey, Donkey Kong and Mario Kart. [00:03:02] Yeah, yeah. Yes. [00:03:05] We got some banana peels. [00:03:07] People when they're riding around. [00:03:09] There's, there's, there's a go kart joint that's like that where they got [00:03:12] the floor is like, you know, Mario Kart. [00:03:15] So you hit the fucking little thing. [00:03:16] It's digital and all that shit's electric. [00:03:18] You can set. [00:03:19] You could literally set up go karts to have like stalls. [00:03:23] When you. Hit on. [00:03:24] That with the with the turtle shell and shit. [00:03:28] But the steering wheel and losing teeth out there. [00:03:31] I mean, you got to make it more full facial helmets. [00:03:35] You can hit with a shot basically just slows you down and you stop. [00:03:38] But you can set the cars up to have sensors and track and all that shit. [00:03:42] That's why I want to see the NBA do traveling calls through the floor. [00:03:46] Like if you got the ball, there are computers and AI is [00:03:50] smart enough to know what you're doing and what you're not allowed to do. [00:03:54] That whole. [00:03:55] Sidestep extra hop foot non. [00:03:57] Travel call. [00:03:58] Yeah, they call it a Euro. [00:03:59] Call it a LeBron is what they call that. [00:04:01] Thank you. [00:04:02] A lot of. [00:04:03] The man who Ginobili brought that about. [00:04:06] Caitlin Clark. [00:04:07] She been doing her brownie thing man. [00:04:09] That man. Man. [00:04:11] Because because fuck it. [00:04:13] I put that bitch I get ten points like Tuesday. [00:04:19] Because of his bets on she fucking. [00:04:21] It's not about her. [00:04:23] You ain't got no real opinion on. Myself because I turned the game on [00:04:27] and they was whooping that ass. [00:04:28] They was up a lot. [00:04:30] And then she was. Into a shit. [00:04:33] They stress. And she was telling third quarter was up 20. [00:04:35] I was like, they ain't playing that bitch again. [00:04:37] Let me cash out. On cash down. [00:04:39] I made a drink. I come back, bitch. Drop five. [00:04:42] What would have made my bitch? You know what I mean? [00:04:44] She set the WNBA record. Last night. 45. [00:04:47] Point five, 45.5 points in ten assists. [00:04:50] Like, come on, bro. [00:04:52] Like four rebounds I think 30 minutes. [00:04:53] They only played ten minute quarter. [00:04:55] It's a bad bitch man. That's balling. [00:04:56] She's a bad bitch. [00:04:58] See because I asked my homegirl [00:04:59] because kid loves her and I'm like yo I see you girls doing the Bronny thing. [00:05:03] She's like doesn't she. Did. [00:05:06] I saw her three in. [00:05:08] The flopping. [00:05:10] So I asked her about the right and my homegirl was like, that's kind of [00:05:14] she's been doing that. [00:05:15] That's always been part of her thing. She's always done that. [00:05:17] She's like, those are the two things I hate about her. Mike. [00:05:20] She was like I said once she goes [00:05:21] when she does that flopping bullshit and when she goes off [00:05:25] like she needs to learn to control her temper, like it's not that serious. [00:05:29] If you, you know, you're flopping, but now you're trying to sell it [00:05:32] by acting like an asshole. [00:05:33] When you're mad about not getting the flop call. [00:05:36] That is really annoying. Yeah, that's what she was talking about. [00:05:38] She's like, she's like, but she's been doing that for said. [00:05:41] I haven't watched her enough [00:05:42] that she shouldn't have to do that because they beat that bit tough enough. [00:05:45] Exactly. [00:05:47] But the WNBA [00:05:48] is the greatest example of women hating on women. [00:05:51] Oh, you popular and everybody wants to come see you. [00:05:54] Let me see if I can be the one to take you out for a season. [00:05:56] My homegirl was like, she's always done that [00:05:58] because my homegirl, they followed her through college. [00:06:01] Yeah, they've been watching college and all that. [00:06:03] They're like, this is kind of her thing. [00:06:05] And I'm like, so what you're telling me is [00:06:08] if she just go out there and ball, she can shut up. [00:06:11] She's like, yeah. And she does a lot. [00:06:13] But she still has that apparently that flop thing you're talking about, [00:06:17] which I can sort of when it's when you guys say it like that, I'm like, [00:06:21] oh, I guess I can see that some in a way, what I've seen her do, [00:06:25] because that's also like LeBron is one of those things that I really hate about it. [00:06:30] It's like, okay, [00:06:30] you want a devout that shit and throw your head back [00:06:33] when nobody actually touched you? [00:06:34] Yeah, I don't like that. But whatever. [00:06:37] But if you like, if you then proceed to act like you did. [00:06:41] You like something actually happened. [00:06:43] To you, now you're going to stop fucking front, right? [00:06:46] What's the one with Kayla? [00:06:48] The last one that I saw, she was like, oh, I had to play with the in my leg. [00:06:53] And the girl need me. [00:06:55] And they go back and they slow it down there. [00:06:57] Like, you can see she never got hit at all. [00:06:59] She got down, she got up. [00:07:00] She's like, And she's limping. [00:07:02] And then immediately right after fucking. [00:07:06] She's fine. She got nails at three. [00:07:07] No, this motherfucking chick gets fouled from the other tickets. [00:07:11] Foul. You know what I mean. [00:07:13] She goes off like why the fuck are you going to call it and runs to the ref [00:07:16] like, oh, so now you ain't got the lip that you just had three seconds ago. [00:07:20] Run it up the court and act like he was hurt. [00:07:23] But you can run clearance. [00:07:25] No problem. [00:07:25] No, no. Nothing that's gone now. You know. What I mean? [00:07:27] Yeah, that's an inconsistency. Come on, man, I gotta. [00:07:30] She don't know how to act. [00:07:31] She needs to go to acting school. Get her. [00:07:33] She needs to just stop fucking flopping. [00:07:35] Now because LeBron. [00:07:36] LeBron's fuck the game up for all these motherfuckers. [00:07:40] He took the Divac to the next level and it ruined the game. [00:07:43] Yeah. [00:07:44] Because everybody is doing this dumb ass shit now. [00:07:47] It's like, oh, fuck. [00:07:48] Everybody does. That Euro jump. [00:07:50] Euro step travel. [00:07:52] They love that Euro three. [00:07:56] They step into the [00:07:57] motherfucking defender and get it foul on offense. [00:08:00] An offensive or defensive foul. [00:08:02] Like that's bullshit. It should be an offensive foul. [00:08:04] Every time you step towards the guy that jumped to block and shot, [00:08:07] you should get a foul called on you, [00:08:08] wave off whatever point you might have just made. [00:08:10] That guy is neutral. [00:08:11] You know he can't change directions in the air. [00:08:13] Yeah. You're flying. Put it on the ground. [00:08:14] You're going to step into this guy that's flying through the air. [00:08:17] That should be a foul on you. [00:08:19] But it's just like [00:08:22] soil sports are getting fucked. [00:08:23] Like I said, I'm hanging. Dude, I don't even. [00:08:25] I don't even pay attention, dog. It's the greatest shit in the world. [00:08:28] But I don't pay any attention to basketball, football, football. [00:08:32] Because I actually like football. [00:08:33] I enjoy football, but it's getting to a point where it's like, fuck these rules. [00:08:38] Like, I watched fucking World Cup till this fucking Americans lost [00:08:42] and I didn't really watch anything [00:08:44] except for the Americans and maybe a little bit of something [00:08:46] if it was on while I was in a restaurant, it was on the TV in front of me. [00:08:49] I did look at it. I was paying attention to a degree. [00:08:51] I would watch sports when they were on in front of me. [00:08:53] Yeah, but there are no sports right now that I am actively pursuing [00:08:57] to consume the product that they are putting. [00:09:01] Oh, you got some baseball in WNBA. [00:09:03] Yeah. But I mean, like, whatever. You got going on. [00:09:05] You know what? [00:09:06] I watched WNBA more than any other sport right now. [00:09:09] You know why? Because I like girls. [00:09:10] I like watching girls what. [00:09:12] They're doing. Right. What's that? [00:09:14] So I guess the Olympics have changed how they're going to do camera angles now. [00:09:20] So because they're like the camera angles that they do for like the gym for girls [00:09:24] sports and shit, like they're like they're they're sexualizing the girls. [00:09:29] So they're going to change the angles of [00:09:32] their how they're going to take pictures and camera shots of the girls. [00:09:35] So they will be doing the back shots and the gymnasts, [00:09:38] they won't do the slow motion shit. [00:09:40] That's that motion. Yeah, that's what they're saying. They're going. To be. [00:09:43] We've got pretty girls. [00:09:44] We're not going to have anybody pay attention. [00:09:46] To that squirrel. Go under, go under. [00:09:48] Then when nobody watches it. [00:09:49] Yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's pretty much the only reason why [00:09:51] people watch chick basketball. [00:09:52] I mean, yeah, I. Watched a mass. [00:09:54] I watched chick basketball because I like chicks and I like. [00:09:57] Some people who actually into volleyball. [00:09:58] But what's the. Percentage [00:10:00] if they knew that the beach volleyball. [00:10:04] Beach volleyball, they literally [00:10:06] will put their hands behind their butt and signal each other. [00:10:09] And it's part of the game. [00:10:11] So like they're attracting attention to their butt and I don't know how. [00:10:14] Long is the. [00:10:15] Beach volleyball. [00:10:16] Fucking season or whatever, you know, like [00:10:19] like. [00:10:20] There is a professional league though. [00:10:21] There's women. [00:10:23] Yeah there is, but how is it? [00:10:25] It's not all summer long, you know what I mean? [00:10:27] They're saying they're going to do this to all women's sports. [00:10:30] Oh, sure. Who is they? Where did you get this? [00:10:32] This means no. [00:10:33] No. No, this is actually a real joint TV. [00:10:36] Fucking the TV people who are the best people for TV, for the FAA. [00:10:41] Then fuck the other people. [00:10:44] They're saying that. [00:10:44] Never hated Howard Stern. Them guys. Yeah. [00:10:47] Because they're like, you know. [00:10:49] Now there's Howard Stern's people's kids. [00:10:51] Now they're just hating on fucking sexy women because they're probably gay, [00:10:55] or they just got [00:10:55] turned down by beautiful women and they got to hang out [00:10:58] with the fat check because she's the one person. [00:11:00] Media for Johnny who he is. [00:11:02] He's taking all women. [00:11:04] Sexualizing the women too much. [00:11:06] Thanks, Johnny. Fuck. [00:11:08] And now he's in charge of the FCC chairman Johnny, at the. [00:11:12] Not only am I the chairman, I'm the president and the spokesman. [00:11:15] That's right. [00:11:16] So but they said, yeah, they said the media. [00:11:18] Here it is. Is this it? I'm an active member. [00:11:21] Oh. New women's athletic broadcast guidelines cracked down [00:11:24] on camera angles and slow motion replays as sexualized athletes. [00:11:28] Did they ever do so much replays, like in volleyball? [00:11:30] I don't remember so much [00:11:33] when they're doing the when they're doing like a challenge. [00:11:36] That's the only time I've ever seen like a slow mo replay. [00:11:38] They yeah, they do it. Everything. The old school thing. [00:11:41] If you show a. [00:11:41] Replay, fast track and field swimming, all of it gets to you because. [00:11:46] All right let's see. Just interesting play. [00:11:48] Who crossed the line. [00:11:50] Let's see this turn how they did in the flip or whatever. [00:11:53] We just one fucking horse cock hard strong away from taking the derby [00:11:57] from people to man. [00:11:58] They get [00:11:59] they get two horses going out there with fucking stuck with a rock hard pecker [00:12:03] just dangling. They're going to stop that sport too, bro. [00:12:05] New broadcast guidelines and courage. [00:12:07] More special camera angles during the women's athletic events [00:12:11] to help prevent athletes from being sexualized. [00:12:13] Start winning. [00:12:14] Develop. [00:12:14] Developed by the European Broadcasting Union with input from female athletes, [00:12:20] the guidelines come after competitors including British Olympic bronze medalist [00:12:25] Holly Bradshaw, raised concerns about inappropriate camera shots [00:12:30] that have led to online harassment and spread of sexualized videos. [00:12:34] Trying to get people to watch the news more over there, [00:12:36] then I know that weather reporters are damn near half naked fucking [00:12:39] letting it all out and everything like that. Reporting the weather. [00:12:42] What can you do when you're an athlete wearing skin tight shit [00:12:45] that's doing really intricate things with your body? [00:12:47] That's the thing you're doing with your body is the sport. [00:12:51] So like, I'm supposed to look and see if you're a symmetrical, [00:12:56] spreading your legs apart while you're floating above the the, [00:12:59] the horse mule rack thing that they, that, you know, [00:13:03] with the two handles that they get on and they spin around that motherfucker. [00:13:07] So I think like shit on. [00:13:10] Here, how am I not supposed to look at like the way her [00:13:13] but almost hits the handles every time she goes by? [00:13:16] This is the bitch that's complaining. [00:13:18] That said, this. Is she ugly, man, I. [00:13:23] Holly might have been Henry dog. [00:13:27] No offense to Henry, Holly, Bradshaw, Henry or Holly. [00:13:31] He's obviously looked like related to Terry. [00:13:34] Some Florida saint, at least seventh cousin or something from that. [00:13:38] She looked like Terry Bradshaw with a mustache. [00:13:41] Here's the other part of it. Like if. [00:13:44] Terry had full hair. [00:13:45] Now hold on, I can see Harry. [00:13:48] Terry. [00:13:49] I can see where the ladies are going to be. [00:13:51] Like, you know, we get harassed online. You know. [00:13:53] They do sexualize them. [00:13:54] But when, when, when the camera's behind, you see nothing but ass. [00:13:58] Yeah, yeah. [00:13:59] I mean, they volleyball each volleyball. [00:14:02] And gymnastics. [00:14:03] You're like, damn, she got fellow ass on that. [00:14:05] Beam to know. [00:14:07] Why don't you just make them work sweatpants in [00:14:09] if you don't like what the fuck it needs to be skin skintight. [00:14:11] Because if they go by the thing they're not supposed to touch [00:14:14] and they have sweatpants on, the sweatpants touch [00:14:17] even though their butts not touching it, and the refs can't see that. [00:14:20] You have to be able to see the booty. [00:14:22] And a lot of these sports, because the booty not making contact [00:14:26] with the thing that they're doing foul or point or whatever, right. [00:14:30] Like it's the way their feet land and gymnasts gymnastics [00:14:34] and the way that they like to have as much of the camera. [00:14:37] Then about a seven inch angle, just just going to be a Florida [00:14:41] shin on the face, it's going to be like, yeah, you got to see, you got to see face. [00:14:46] But then they're going to start taking those. [00:14:47] Faces on the. [00:14:48] Crew and superimposing them onto porn stars and being like, there you go. [00:14:52] You going to give me this space? [00:14:53] I'm gonna superimposed on the fucking Jenna Jameson. Bam! [00:14:56] Get it done. [00:14:57] It's just I'm just saying, like, I get some of it. [00:15:00] I understand it [00:15:01] because you got motherfuckers out there hitting you in DMs like, [00:15:04] oh, bitch, I'm gonna eat your ass when I see you type shit. [00:15:06] You know what I mean? [00:15:08] Hey, man, there's just the breaks. [00:15:10] That's the pros and cons. Everything. [00:15:12] Everybody get. You get shit on, man. [00:15:14] People with. [00:15:15] You when you are in those positions and you are out there. [00:15:19] That's what I'm saying. [00:15:21] You can't be a public fucking facing person [00:15:23] and not be subjecting yourself at risk for people giving you shit. [00:15:28] Because that's going to happen. [00:15:29] I mean, they don't always have to wear them booty short. [00:15:32] Jones. They can wear the pants. Jones You see some chicks wearing pants, you know? [00:15:35] I mean, they all don't have to wear them at just the type. [00:15:39] One probably performs better than the other. Yeah. [00:15:42] And you know, for the sports you're playing, [00:15:44] you're going to wear the thing you perform best in. [00:15:46] If you're serious. [00:15:48] I mean, you're doing movement, but I don't think you're doing movement enough [00:15:51] to wear your pants are going to keep you from getting to that ball type shit. [00:15:54] It all depends, like, all right. [00:15:56] I mean, how much ground do they really cover? And volleyball? [00:15:58] How much ground is where they're eight deep if beach volleyball. [00:16:02] Yeah, that's different. [00:16:02] But when you're playing like college, you look there's like eight people on that. [00:16:06] You can't be running for foot. [00:16:07] And they were like mesh shorts and t shirts [00:16:09] or they wear pants type shit or like spandex shits or whatever, [00:16:13] like the Jones, or they got the shorts, but they got the thing [00:16:15] pulled all the way up like the fucking whatever they call it. [00:16:18] Whatever. Yeah. Like, yeah. [00:16:19] Like I said, the basketball players where. Yeah, the. [00:16:22] The compression, [00:16:23] the compression compression bullshit or whatever. [00:16:27] So yeah, I don't know man. [00:16:29] People just ain't taking things. [00:16:30] So they're going to take everything from [00:16:32] that's you know, is what they got that end goal. [00:16:35] You know what I mean. [00:16:36] And goals are losing them. [00:16:38] Yeah. [00:16:39] Just fucking have some real nice shit. [00:16:42] That's what I told the one he said someday. [00:16:43] He said something about he took a picture. [00:16:46] He had a picture of me [00:16:47] outside walking around, and he told me, you don't understand. [00:16:51] And then he said something about why I always wear different colored shirts. [00:16:55] And I said, because the government wants y'all to be ants. [00:16:57] You know what I'm saying? [00:16:58] I'm that praying mantis sitting beside y'all, just smacking [00:17:00] y'all out of line every now and then wearing all these different shit. [00:17:03] Because I ain't going to follow y'all motherfuckers, you know what I'm saying? [00:17:05] Oh, man. [00:17:06] Yeah, but they don't know I make I make fucking [00:17:10] amazing references and they don't ever get nothing. [00:17:12] You know what I mean? [00:17:13] Like, the other day, I told him. You're dealing with drones. [00:17:15] They have me. [00:17:16] They were like, you know, you need to go spray the wall [00:17:18] to check for these leaks that are supposedly happening. [00:17:20] And I said, we don't go. [00:17:21] And later I'm about there like Andy Dufresne [00:17:24] just spraying the hose up there in their ass naked out here. [00:17:27] I'm gonna buy none of this is one of them 197 degree days out there, [00:17:30] you know what I mean? [00:17:31] And they're like, spray water. I'm gonna do it naked. [00:17:33] Who is Andy Dufresne? [00:17:35] I'm like, oh, my God, Jesus Christ. [00:17:37] And then I hear somebody in the back, Shawshank or something, you know, [00:17:41] like three out of like 12. [00:17:42] I should know to talk about stuff. [00:17:44] Don't have a goddamn clue referencing Shawshank Redemption. [00:17:48] And I'm like, go check it out. [00:17:50] Do you think he's referencing the book or the movie? [00:17:52] That happened when I was in the book that was like fucking many times, man. [00:17:56] I was trying to, you know, I said some shit about that. [00:17:59] You said like, nip the tip. [00:18:00] Something like something like that. [00:18:03] I said, hey, blanking put me down for two. [00:18:07] But they're just like, he's got the brain talking about. [00:18:09] He's got the Playboy. [00:18:11] Yeah. [00:18:14] You can't have any damn man that fucking you. [00:18:16] I mean, you have to see that baby bird. [00:18:19] You ain't seen that, John. [00:18:20] You don't, I don't know, tell you I told him, I said, oh, y'all got him. [00:18:22] Are you gonna watch? [00:18:23] You're not going to get the reference, though. [00:18:25] They're gonna be like, what is Braille and what is a Playboy magazine? [00:18:27] Because he. Here's the thing. [00:18:29] Those old movies, like we were talking about it last week [00:18:32] fucking there are 399 people don't know him. [00:18:35] If they ain't never saw him, they're not on like streaming shit like that. [00:18:38] Well, the part of the problem is back in the day, we had a finite [00:18:42] amount of films that were essentially put in front of us by the system. [00:18:46] Oh, yeah. [00:18:47] You know, and we consume those films, [00:18:49] but some of us consumed alternative films that were not the mainstream ones. [00:18:53] Yeah, but a lot of us saw [00:18:55] a lot of the same films because there weren't many films out. [00:18:58] And anybody that was like, your buddy might be like, yo, juicy Fight Club. [00:19:01] Oh, you got to see that. Yeah. [00:19:03] Did you see this? Oh, you got to see that. They got it. [00:19:05] You go rent it for $0.99 for the weekend, you know what I mean? [00:19:09] And so we all saw the same shit. [00:19:10] So we all caught the same references. [00:19:12] Now it's like you go in there and they're watching dumb ass shit like you are. [00:19:16] Oh, like like you were talking about the joint with the bitches on the pole. [00:19:20] Like what? Up in the sky. [00:19:21] You see, somebody recreated that over there. [00:19:23] And wherever them [00:19:24] two white people were waiting for us, went up there and wherever that was. [00:19:27] And they were, you know, I was going to say they went to the top [00:19:31] of the Empire State Building, spread out a flag that was that. [00:19:34] Somebody get up here. [00:19:35] How fucking let somebody get all the way up there? [00:19:38] They have to go through some kind of emergency motherfucking roof. [00:19:41] Exit entrance. [00:19:43] It should be a long, like a bitch. [00:19:44] All they did were go through doors that said personnel only. [00:19:48] I bet it was some bullshit like that, but it was that. But how? [00:19:51] How was that day with the unlocked doors? [00:19:53] They didn't have to break into anything. [00:19:55] They build these places and I can't go the rights. [00:19:58] I can't go in these authorized doors. [00:20:00] I got to call 12 people and go through these goddamn doors. [00:20:03] I'm building motherfuckers. [00:20:04] You got a James Bond stand next to the door [00:20:06] like you're not doing it, just sliding right. [00:20:09] The door and walks through it right behind him, [00:20:11] right at the end and creep it open and go through. [00:20:14] Fuck, man. And then you do it in another one. [00:20:16] You steal a jacket off of somebody's chair. [00:20:19] You know what I mean? [00:20:19] You're walking around in a white lab coat, like, deal. [00:20:22] Like they've got all the other people working there. [00:20:24] Where did a joint they proposed? [00:20:27] Yeah, he got [00:20:28] to the bitch like. [00:20:30] And this is one of the things they do. [00:20:31] And they were up there to Bishop's argument. [00:20:33] You didn't get a perfect picture yet. I need to take more pictures. [00:20:36] And he's like, nah, girl, we're gonna get tired. [00:20:38] We got a fucking get down. [00:20:39] Like, if we get tired of Paul, we're gonna fucking die. [00:20:42] Like how much climb they actually have, though, [00:20:44] because they had to use this elevator for most of it, you know what I mean? [00:20:48] How much? How much pass roof access you got. [00:20:51] You know what I'm saying? [00:20:51] They got the spire at the top, though. [00:20:53] They went up to 50ft in less than 100. [00:20:56] Gotta be less than 100. Can't be. Like I might be. [00:20:58] I don't know, but the thing is, it's 108 stories off the ground, or 113 [00:21:04] hundred of them are going to be fucking building, you know what I mean? [00:21:07] Like, yeah, you get the penthouse. Yes. [00:21:09] But when you fall off the post at the top, you still fall. [00:21:12] You're still falling at that point in time. [00:21:14] Who the fuck do you go for the ride? You know what I mean? [00:21:16] We did. At that point. You got to be ready to try to. [00:21:18] You're falling ten feet. You will get fucked up. [00:21:21] Not really. Much more or less. [00:21:23] Now he landed 190 million. [00:21:26] All you really need to get was all you need to do is like, [00:21:28] calm yourself down enough to get in a good breath [00:21:30] and take a look around and go, wow, this is really beautiful. [00:21:33] Hell of a goddamn view. And then you're done. [00:21:36] Look at yourself in the glass playing dumb. [00:21:38] Motherfuck. [00:21:39] Yeah, yeah, look at me falling and reflecting it [00:21:42] and looking back at myself all I. [00:21:46] So this is what felt like. [00:21:48] Almost. 16 when he missed the jump. [00:21:51] It's almost 16 or 1600 steps. [00:21:54] Translated vertical height about. [00:21:55] Nobody ever makes. [00:21:56] 1000ft above street level. [00:21:59] Yeah, but what is the what is the actual tower like? [00:22:01] They actually that's what I want to know. The spire [00:22:04] that they can't be no more than 100 because that would be sturdy. [00:22:08] I don't know, [00:22:09] they got these big radio towers and things on top of all those buildings up again. [00:22:12] But how much? How tall it is. [00:22:13] Those can't be like 100ft tall because the wind would fucking terrorize MLS. [00:22:17] They're bolted to fuck down and secure like a motherfucker. [00:22:21] Yeah, wired to fuck down. [00:22:23] Wires up there holding it up. Okay. [00:22:25] It says to climb up to that antenna. [00:22:29] It's 1454 or about 1400 feet. [00:22:34] Ain't no way. [00:22:35] Wait a minute. So they went up 1400 feet of antenna. [00:22:37] They climbed 1400 feet. It can't be that. That's crazy. [00:22:40] That's what it says. [00:22:41] The villainous. By calling the broadcast. [00:22:43] I think there are some stairs. To climb. [00:22:45] 1400 feet. [00:22:47] I think there are stairs to go up to a certain level. [00:22:49] And then there's the spire. There's got to be interesting case. [00:22:51] Like public observation decks are available at the 86 [00:22:54] and 102nd floor, but all climbers will have to scale [00:22:58] the exterior of the spiral or the spire to climb to the absolute peak. [00:23:03] So they get to the 102nd floor. [00:23:04] And then after that, you got to fucking go on. Out, man that. [00:23:07] Bitch and climb that bitch. You got to get to the outside. [00:23:10] Which is crazy because they got hooks like this [00:23:13] 100ft. [00:23:14] They got inside hooks on the like the top, the observation deck at 102nd floor. [00:23:19] So like if you wanted to climb over the fence, [00:23:23] there are metal hooks that are trying to hold you in. [00:23:25] So you got to get around those [00:23:26] and then get up onto whatever above that to try to climb. [00:23:29] So there is some way to get out of there, [00:23:30] because they got to do it anyway, because you still have to climb up there [00:23:33] to change, like the light bulbs and all that shit. [00:23:35] So there is a way to get out there. [00:23:36] There's got to be an internal and external way to get past [00:23:40] from the observation deck. [00:23:41] It's got to be at that level. There's got to be a way to get there. [00:23:46] And all that is, is James Bond in it. [00:23:47] You stand there that you were from a helicopter [00:23:50] that probably be the safest bet. [00:23:52] I don't know that fucking antenna. [00:23:53] It's all dangerous. [00:23:54] That's what the fuck do with them telephone lines [00:23:56] way out the middle of nowhere to be out there. Fucking. [00:23:59] But they hang out there hanging off the elevator. [00:24:03] Parachute dog. [00:24:04] I'm going to put a parachute jump. [00:24:05] I would think that getting one of them. [00:24:07] Hope they get one of them. Some bitch. [00:24:08] I was base jump down if I was doing that job. [00:24:10] Although they may not be big enough, they may not be tall enough in the air [00:24:15] in order to let that parachute shoot, because they can't be but a hunter. [00:24:18] True. [00:24:18] Plus they might have those cables supporting it at angles to get tangled. [00:24:24] Clip myself to the to the to the feet on the on the helicopter. [00:24:29] I don't know dog. [00:24:30] And I'll be just dangling underneath the climb. [00:24:32] I think I'd rather climb the. I don't want to do any of. [00:24:36] That 50 per time up. [00:24:39] I'm climbing because they get more than that. [00:24:41] They're getting about 200. [00:24:44] I think it's 200 K. [00:24:46] Climb. Yeah, sign me up. [00:24:48] Only got to do it twice. A year. [00:24:49] Let's go. I'll do that. [00:24:52] We'd be podcasting all over. The world. [00:24:54] That fucking the breeze. [00:24:55] If you go out there on a breezy day. [00:24:58] Yeah, that's. [00:24:59] Right, 100 and you take. [00:25:02] You said two stories and then 130. [00:25:05] So about 100ft up there's a zone. [00:25:07] You got to get into a zone. [00:25:09] Oh you're rocking. [00:25:11] Yeah I see the canes do that. [00:25:13] You know what I mean? I mean the canes the cranes. [00:25:16] Oh yeah. You know what I mean. That moves dog. Yeah. [00:25:19] They turn those on on on wind mode when they leave. [00:25:21] And then the wind just flies that thing around wherever those full [00:25:25] big ass buildings is building, a lot of shit moves. [00:25:28] Oh, yeah, they. All move. [00:25:31] On a bridge. [00:25:31] If you're on a bridge, you fell on the bridge. [00:25:33] You're sitting on the bridge. [00:25:35] That man. [00:25:38] Hey. You felt it before too. [00:25:39] But that's the thing, man. [00:25:40] There's so many bad movies, nobody's going to get any reference [00:25:42] because everybody's watching all this shit ass content out there [00:25:46] because there's no good. [00:25:46] Like, hey, here's the stuff to watch. [00:25:49] Well, I do got a shout out to Odyssey. [00:25:51] I've been to ask you how good. [00:25:54] I was was was all right. [00:25:56] The only thing I didn't like about it. [00:25:58] Shout out to the Smithsonian Theater, too. [00:26:02] Out there. [00:26:03] That bitch. That screen right there. [00:26:05] God damn, bro motherfucking about a 90 by [00:26:10] whatever 37 people in a row is. [00:26:12] Why like 50 by fucking 90? [00:26:15] But they're probably. [00:26:15] You've never been to that. [00:26:16] No, I know that's where I saw The Dark Knight. [00:26:19] I know nothing about that joke, that shit. [00:26:20] But these. Man, it was seeds again. [00:26:23] This motherfucker right here. [00:26:25] We wrote it off. [00:26:26] Okay. [00:26:27] A b c d b, bro. Ido. [00:26:31] That's like 12ft behind this fucking screen. [00:26:34] That's as big as the back of the house, right. [00:26:36] Back, far back. And. [00:26:38] And then envoy said I got lucky because we booked the ticket. [00:26:41] Felicia in them said they wanted to go, [00:26:43] so they got like eight seats right in the middle. [00:26:45] The middle of the middle. Yeah. [00:26:46] I'm like, God damn it, motherfucker, man, I can't do that no more. [00:26:50] I get fucking way to big. [00:26:51] I started freaking out. [00:26:52] I got to get away from these fucking crackers, man. [00:26:54] I can't be around too many people nowadays. [00:26:56] I don't know what the fuck it is. [00:26:57] Maybe anxiety now all of a sudden, if you could just wake up with that shit. [00:27:00] Dealing with. [00:27:01] People I know people make you anxious. Bad. [00:27:04] It's bad like large groups. How about damn here. Pass out? [00:27:07] You know what I mean? [00:27:07] So fucking luckily, I got on the. [00:27:10] I got, like, two separate seats, and I had the end cap. [00:27:13] Right? That was sold out. [00:27:14] Except for the motherfucker, that one sitting beside me. [00:27:17] I knew that Friday. [00:27:18] And then when I got to that jump, I'm like, [00:27:20] oh, this is definitely going to be fucking slam packed. [00:27:23] But that was pretty tight. But that was a good movie. [00:27:25] My only downfall was I was so close. [00:27:29] That bitch is in like 70mm or some fucking crazy fancy shit like that, right? It's [00:27:35] so like [00:27:35] there was some parts where for me, I couldn't see it because it was the, [00:27:40] the details was, I guess, so tight that it was blurry [00:27:44] because they, they couldn't zoom in on it, you know what I mean? [00:27:47] Because I think because I was too fucking close. [00:27:49] Close to. Close or I was just tripping. [00:27:51] I don't even know. [00:27:54] Because I'm trying this new thing where I don't get high at work, [00:27:58] which ain't really working out too well for me, man, for some reason. [00:28:01] Like, I'm like, I when I don't do shit now, bro, like these. [00:28:05] My fucking give me a list of everything in the trailer and all that. [00:28:07] I got a right to the fuck. [00:28:08] I used to go to the car, fire one up, you know? [00:28:11] I mean, and go over there and do shit. [00:28:13] Now I just go back and don't do shit. [00:28:16] I'm like, fuck the list [00:28:18] now. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck happened. [00:28:21] You know what I mean? [00:28:22] Look, bro, I know what happened because you got out your routine of smoking. [00:28:26] Like that's what happened to me, bro. [00:28:28] I was when I was burning, remember? [00:28:30] I was working out. I was doing this, I was doing this. [00:28:32] I was doing all kinds of shit, I started smoking. [00:28:34] Fuck, man. [00:28:39] It kind of does. [00:28:40] It's got to find something else to get you going again. [00:28:43] That's the hard part. [00:28:46] Was your motivation. [00:28:47] And now you have no motivation. [00:28:49] Yeah. Now I'm just like, fucking. [00:28:52] Yeah. [00:28:53] I'll be like, well, let me get high. [00:28:55] Let me go do something and do some, bro. [00:28:57] I will do it. Do something. [00:28:59] Yeah, yeah. [00:29:00] I'm just like fagot man at 435 3330. [00:29:03] What time do you know what I mean now? Right. [00:29:05] Come on, let's go on. Go. [00:29:07] You know, you're good. [00:29:08] Come on, get down! Get. [00:29:12] But now. [00:29:13] That was good, man. [00:29:15] Long as fuck. [00:29:16] Yeah. [00:29:16] He says like three hours long. It's [00:29:20] but a. Good [00:29:21] man. Yeah. [00:29:23] And to keep your attention to something to talk. [00:29:25] About, I never really was like. [00:29:27] I didn't go off and get high fucking let me just, you know, [00:29:31] go off to the car and smoke a bowl and then come on back in here type shit. [00:29:35] So you. [00:29:35] Didn't, like, jump out in the middle of the movie and come back in? [00:29:38] I just got a sprite and came right back in, you know what I mean? [00:29:42] I never actually like. [00:29:43] Is there an intermission that. [00:29:47] You didn't stop? [00:29:48] No. No, no, no. [00:29:50] You could go walk around and. Come back. No. [00:29:52] Someone's had almost three hours. Yeah. [00:29:56] Yeah. [00:29:56] Yeah, it had to be because that shit. [00:30:00] Lupita looking good, That don't Lupita [00:30:03] looking right. [00:30:07] Oh, yeah. [00:30:08] Well, she had. It in her. [00:30:09] No. No, she got hair. [00:30:11] What about the dude girl? [00:30:14] Elliot Elliot [00:30:16] character? [00:30:16] Were they able to be a warrior in that bitch? [00:30:18] Did he come off manly? [00:30:22] Who was that? Peter. [00:30:23] Peter. Parker. [00:30:25] Spider-Man. [00:30:26] This would have been Ellen Page, who's now a man called Elliot Page. [00:30:30] Remember? He pulled up a picture for you. So you know. [00:30:32] Who may or may not have a chick I got. [00:30:35] I got to see him or her. So show them. [00:30:38] That was her. [00:30:39] Him. That's him now. But it wasn't her. [00:30:41] He was like the. [00:30:42] Yeah, he was the he was just some dude, right? [00:30:48] He was around. [00:30:50] He either was the [00:30:53] he went in there that much because I heard it was like a made up character [00:30:57] in the original. [00:30:58] They made that person. [00:31:00] He was somebody kid. [00:31:02] He was either that person's kid or he was the dad of that one kid [00:31:05] that I'm thinking of. He was a dad. That's great. I think he was. [00:31:07] I think he ended up being the person they ended up killing right at the beginning. [00:31:13] But I guess he died in the beginning. [00:31:16] Okay. [00:31:16] It was a dude. He got, like, [00:31:18] shot with an arrow, which it appeared he lived, but he may have died. [00:31:22] That may have been him. [00:31:23] But the other guy looks like. Her before she went to a man. [00:31:30] Was she? [00:31:31] Well, yeah, I know, right. [00:31:33] This easy transition, you might as well go for. [00:31:36] That was the one we were talking about, though. [00:31:38] Like it'd be hard for Dolph to go switch over, you know what I mean? [00:31:40] You might. You might be able to see that. [00:31:42] That was the chick I was saying. [00:31:43] If you bang him in his pussy because he still has her pussy, that's the one. [00:31:48] The other one. [00:31:48] That's the one we were joking about a few weeks ago. [00:31:52] He's trying to remember. [00:31:54] He looked like a fucking up, man. [00:31:55] Man, I don't know if I could bang him as a her [00:31:59] little. [00:32:00] Okay, I follow that. [00:32:02] Follow that. I'll follow it out. For you. [00:32:04] Still got a bad right? [00:32:05] He's gonna be weird. She's still got him. [00:32:07] He's still got a badge or don't got a badge. [00:32:09] I was saying, I think he does. Oh, yeah. [00:32:13] It'd be hard to bang him. [00:32:14] It be tough to do, [00:32:15] but like both of them, because her purse, she had a hell of a forehand on her. [00:32:20] Damn. 1 in 5. [00:32:20] You know what I mean [00:32:22] about the extra head worth of forehead. [00:32:26] It's like, I'm afraid, with the extra neck. [00:32:31] Got David. [00:32:33] The extra. [00:32:34] Extra neck. My. [00:32:37] Oh. I'm about to go to the pond, man. [00:32:40] I need to go to the lake, man. [00:32:42] I saw a couple sexy savages. [00:32:44] I need to get on over here. And the text. [00:32:46] Bro, that that's where he was at now. [00:32:49] A tank set up. [00:32:49] Not yet. [00:32:50] And you're going to set it up for pond water? [00:32:52] No, it's going to be Rigby. Regular water. [00:32:55] You can put bass bass in the regular water. [00:32:57] Yeah, because when you had the bass before you had that pond. [00:33:02] Well, I think I needed it too, because the one I ended up [00:33:04] changing the water, going on vacation. I killed the motherfucker. [00:33:06] That's what he said. [00:33:08] That's why he's asking you if you need to park. [00:33:09] I think I'm just going to leave it. [00:33:11] I don't think I need the pond with her because that's nasty. [00:33:12] I think I use spigot water, and now I like pond. [00:33:16] You tried to, like, keep it with, like, shouldn't it? [00:33:19] Or whatever. [00:33:21] I'm not necessarily. [00:33:23] I mean, he didn't really dirty it up that much, you know? [00:33:25] I mean, I ain't having that long. [00:33:26] I think it eventually. [00:33:28] I don't know if it would, though, because the filters. [00:33:30] Well, yeah, of course she don't fucking change the tank, Nick. [00:33:32] Never. You get to find a memo tank, you know what I mean? [00:33:35] But getting to find a Nemo tank is real fucking hard, bro. [00:33:38] You got to like you got to not give a fuck for a while. [00:33:41] Type shit, you know what I mean? [00:33:42] But I don't think I could change the water out. [00:33:45] Like you can do regular fish. You know what I mean? [00:33:47] And take all them chemicals out [00:33:49] because that rain water or that pond water has got all that shit. [00:33:51] You know what I mean? [00:33:52] Can a speed domesticated [00:33:56] you domesticate them fucks? [00:33:58] I mean, like thing is, do you fuck them up [00:34:00] when you put them back in nature after you grow a little bit? [00:34:04] Because I'm not going to get, like, a bigger tank. [00:34:06] Yeah. [00:34:06] I mean, once that fucker get about eight, 12in [00:34:08] whatever they're going to get, [00:34:09] I'm about to let I'm about to let him go get it, turn them loose. [00:34:12] Yeah, I'll put them back in the pond down here. [00:34:14] You know what I mean? [00:34:19] So you want to breathe. [00:34:21] You want them to get big, release them and get some more motherfuckers [00:34:25] you can catch a release on? Yeah, I really like. [00:34:27] I really like to raise a crappy man. [00:34:29] I think crappies look cooler than bass, but it's real hard to catch it. [00:34:33] It's hard to catch a regular crappie. Learn some baby. [00:34:37] It's easy though. [00:34:37] Some bitch over there. About 2 or 3in. [00:34:39] They ain't ain't nothing. [00:34:40] Yeah. [00:34:43] I ain't got no throw that small enough to them though. [00:34:45] They'll just swim right out my holes. [00:34:49] All right, all right, all right. [00:34:51] Yes, a bass can be kept in a fish tank, but [00:34:54] it is challenging and not recommended for beginners. [00:34:58] Bass grow very quickly, reach massive sizes, produce [00:35:02] a lot of waste, and are highly predatory, meaning they require a massive aquarium, [00:35:07] often 2 to 500 plus gallons, and a strict [00:35:11] diet of live food. 200. [00:35:14] That's a pond, motherfucker. [00:35:16] That's not a. Real thing. Going to take. [00:35:18] 200? A 200 gallon tank is like that fucking rug right there, bro. [00:35:22] That's not a fucking stupid. [00:35:24] That's that's an alligator. Take care of. [00:35:28] Can easily outgrow [00:35:29] a standard 55 gallon tank in a few months. [00:35:33] No adult requirements. [00:35:35] Most common fish game like largemouth smallmouth, require tanks [00:35:40] holding anywhere from 220 to 500 plus gallons to thrive as adults. [00:35:45] Monster fish keepers because of their immense size. [00:35:48] Many hobbies. Yes, if you want. To. [00:35:49] Quit as adult, [00:35:51] need to move around. [00:35:52] Indoor ponds or very large custom tanks. [00:35:56] Live prey bass are aggressive. [00:35:58] Carnivores thrive on a diet of live prey. [00:36:01] Yeah, they definitely will get real food. I ain't going. [00:36:03] To need to regularly supply feeder fish, crickets, mealworms and other insects. [00:36:07] See what I'm saying? [00:36:09] Yeah, you gotta give them some top water action, you know, find a cricket, [00:36:12] throw them in. Their getting a little top water life. [00:36:14] You know those mealworms in there. [00:36:16] Let them see them sit wiggling, you know. [00:36:18] And then if you can find a little baby crawdads too. [00:36:20] It hasn't even other hot lick because then you got to get them up. [00:36:23] Just really. Like. [00:36:26] They eat a lot. [00:36:27] They produce a large amount of waste, requiring incredibly strong [00:36:30] filtration and frequent water changes. [00:36:34] Yeah, a lot of duty in their. [00:36:37] In many states and countries, it's illegal to keep wild caught fish [00:36:41] or game fish in a home aquarium without a specific permit. [00:36:45] I bet bass the same way. [00:36:46] I guarantee you, especially. Virginia right here. [00:36:48] Here's my question to you now. [00:36:50] Okay, so if you keep this fish and you want to put it back after you, then. [00:36:55] That's what I was telling him. [00:36:56] But that's why you feed him, live. [00:37:00] Feed him. Because he still has an instinct. [00:37:02] Follow me. [00:37:03] But he knows when you walk up, you're going to hook him up with some shit. [00:37:06] I'm a sneak attack him. [00:37:07] I'm gonna. I'm gonna throw shit up from the ground, bro. [00:37:09] See me dog? Here's what I'm saying, though. [00:37:11] When you push it in the tank and it's season coming, [00:37:14] so when you release it back in the pond and you go fishing [00:37:17] and you do the movements of that fucking praying. [00:37:20] Whatever, he gonna let me, if he he'll let me know it's him, he'll let him. [00:37:29] And I let him back in. [00:37:31] Would that be cheating in your eyes because you've been catching [00:37:33] the same fish? [00:37:34] I can't catch my homie back like that. [00:37:37] Should be catchable. [00:37:38] The problem is he's going to be catchable. [00:37:39] Somebody else is going to get him. Yeah. [00:37:41] Because you taught him to be soft. [00:37:43] And trust. Me. [00:37:44] That's saying he never to see me feeding him. [00:37:46] That's bullshit. [00:37:48] Go see him. [00:37:48] That's bullshit. [00:37:49] You're going to come in there with, like, three goldfish in a bucket and [00:37:52] and bump into the thing. [00:37:54] He's going to be like, [00:37:54] I see you and you're gonna pour it in, and he's gonna be like, I'm sick of fish. [00:37:58] Thanks for bringing more bonefish. [00:38:01] That's how I was when I was a kid on the fish crackers. [00:38:06] Thanks for bringing goldfish. [00:38:08] Trying to figure it. Out, bro. [00:38:10] I tried to tell you this the last time you wanted to have a bass around, [00:38:12] that you did have a bass around. [00:38:14] I was like, bro, he's going to be soft dog. [00:38:16] You gonna put him back in the pond [00:38:17] and he gonna get fucked up by all the other fish. [00:38:22] Eat him came on. [00:38:23] Boosie, you left for us and went up there. [00:38:25] I flew Nash been watching TV. I try that out. [00:38:27] I'll try that out. When he. [00:38:28] When I go to release him, I think I could damn off a little area [00:38:31] where all the little baby fish hang out, and I throw him in there and see. [00:38:34] I react. [00:38:35] Put him in with. The kids, put him in. [00:38:37] Yeah, let him around with that. He look like he's doing good. [00:38:39] Then I'll move the bear and then he can be free. [00:38:43] He don't. [00:38:43] Then I might [00:38:45] take him, put him on a sandwich cuz I didn't already know where you're from. [00:38:48] You know what I mean? You feed him a bunch of good shit. [00:38:50] They will probably be the best bass to eat, right? [00:38:53] You're bringing him some real good crickets and mealworms. [00:38:57] Yeah. [00:38:58] Yeah, definitely male worms, because those are easy to deal with. [00:39:00] I don't be getting no nightcrawlers [00:39:01] and ripping them up and doing all that dumb shit. [00:39:05] He gonna get minors and and. [00:39:09] Are you going to go catch the minnows? [00:39:11] And I can't do. Yeah. [00:39:12] That pond in the lake right over there. You. [00:39:17] Win a in season. [00:39:18] You know when they when they, when they're around. Yeah. [00:39:20] When you got done fucking. [00:39:22] But you could go buy. Feeder fish. [00:39:24] You go to pet stores, their pet store up here. [00:39:26] Sure. [00:39:26] There is just found to be about that fish. [00:39:29] Unless you can let feeder fish grow into bigger fish. [00:39:32] They don't have like a pet smart up here. [00:39:34] But I know they got to have pet store. [00:39:36] Somebody's got to, man. They don't got a lot of shit up here. [00:39:39] They got a lot of. [00:39:39] But they don't have a lot of shit up here. I'm trying. [00:39:41] To think because they ain't got a pet, they definitely got a pet. Smart. [00:39:43] You might be able to go to the co-op or the farm zone. [00:39:46] Maybe you can go to air, but you ain't going to. [00:39:49] Yeah. [00:39:51] Cuz it ain't gonna be an old town. [00:39:53] And the only strip they got. [00:39:55] People don't get. People don't. [00:39:57] Like it because water don't even have a pet shop no more. [00:40:00] They got just the Petco or whatever. [00:40:02] That big Don is. [00:40:03] Just Petco. [00:40:04] Yeah, but. [00:40:04] That's probably closest one where. [00:40:06] I have. [00:40:07] Yeah. Peter Fish there. [00:40:08] You're actually right about that. You're here. [00:40:10] Damn. I never got. Past that every day. [00:40:13] And that's something. [00:40:14] The pet stores have disappeared. I did not even pay attention to that. [00:40:16] That's one of the things that just have disappeared in life. [00:40:20] Well. [00:40:21] A lot of those places probably shouldn't exist. [00:40:23] Well, I'm on first. [00:40:24] Stop having snakes and shit to man. [00:40:26] That's true, that's true. [00:40:29] I'm sure there's something. [00:40:30] There's still some snakes. What? The snake. [00:40:32] You, bro, you don't get off of that. [00:40:33] That ain't going to be like. People. [00:40:35] Unless you're like, let me try this alligator. [00:40:36] I was hanging out with this chick. She had a house. [00:40:39] And then inside that house, they had like 10,000 spiders or some shit. [00:40:43] All, like little containers. [00:40:45] They were exotic, weird spiders. [00:40:47] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:40:48] Fuck them and selling. [00:40:49] Them to play with his [00:40:52] John Candy. [00:40:53] He's right here. [00:40:55] Saying fuck all that. [00:40:57] Keep that shit to the shed, man. [00:40:58] It's bananas. [00:41:00] Fuck off with some wild shit. [00:41:02] You ain't never been to the. [00:41:04] What's that? [00:41:05] The bear in Larry the like the little fuck is the animal? [00:41:10] Because they got the rattlesnakes. [00:41:11] They got all the spiders that should have been there. I went to that [00:41:15] zoo, I think. [00:41:16] Right. Yeah, yeah. When I walked in that bitch. [00:41:18] Man, we're in. [00:41:19] The Walmart. Yeah. [00:41:19] You hear about the caverns here. Doing that? [00:41:23] The band. [00:41:23] But the boys was youngest when [00:41:26] Seth was in a stroller last time we went up. [00:41:28] That bitch. [00:41:30] Yeah. Ten, 12. Year ago. [00:41:32] See the feed the alligator or the crocodile or whatever [00:41:34] the fuck up in there. And that fucking small ass pool. [00:41:36] Yeah, that's got big with that small animal pool. [00:41:39] Some of that shit's a little sketch ball. [00:41:41] They got to have got another one. [00:41:42] But now let him go because that mother got be. [00:41:44] Nah, them live for a long time. [00:41:47] He's gonna get a bigger pool for us. [00:41:48] It can't keep no 24. [00:41:50] Yeah. [00:41:50] They can look what they did to the fucking orcas. [00:41:53] Yeah. They keep them off because. They [00:41:56] can't come [00:41:57] back like the fucking watchman called [00:42:00] the orcas. [00:42:01] We talking about defending. [00:42:03] The orcas spin off Free Willy. [00:42:04] Like when they get all fucking locked up [00:42:07] that kill the kill the. [00:42:08] Handle these eventually once they. Get hungry. [00:42:11] I mean, it's still. [00:42:12] A food thing, man. It's a fucking. [00:42:14] Just, man. [00:42:15] Yeah, yeah, I see. [00:42:17] Drowning be like. [00:42:18] Oh, hungry motherfuckers. [00:42:20] Main thing that does is that dangerous with a smile. [00:42:22] If they lost. You dangerous. [00:42:24] They lost you up in your bedroom and never let you out. [00:42:26] Hey, you gonna be a dangerous. [00:42:28] And then they make your new tricks [00:42:31] and make you stand against me. [00:42:32] Told me to be nice. [00:42:34] Like, come on, that's what. [00:42:36] That's what the dolphins be. Fucking people and chickens. [00:42:38] They can't eat them, so they just start fucking. [00:42:40] Let me get you back somehow, y'all motherfuckers get the white man back. [00:42:43] Some dolphins do eat meat. [00:42:46] Yeah. So, yeah, but how many times I don't think I know. [00:42:48] I never heard of the dolphin down on something team over there. [00:42:52] Fucking. Yeah. I've never heard of them eating a human swim. [00:42:55] What the fuck is that place called? [00:42:56] SeaWorld. SeaWorld? Over there at the SeaWorld. [00:42:58] That's where they got the orcas. Getting how many of them? [00:43:01] Bit of finger off, maybe. I don't know how many. [00:43:03] They probably about seven fingers maybe in total. [00:43:05] That got bitten off. [00:43:06] That's about the only way I think about dolphins. [00:43:08] Just snacking on that. [00:43:11] Yeah. [00:43:11] Susie trying to be cute, you know what I mean? [00:43:13] And then he come in a little too hot, you know? [00:43:15] Flipper, come in there, flip. Come in a little too hot. [00:43:18] I don't know, I don't know if their finger, [00:43:19] if their teeth are quite aggressive enough like a shark tooth gave me anything. [00:43:24] Could cut you a little [00:43:27] to eat up. [00:43:27] And I see that. Yeah, but they got to be. [00:43:29] They can't be rounded. [00:43:31] No dolphins. Teeth are sharp. [00:43:34] They're like dog teeth. [00:43:36] It kind of be tight. [00:43:37] All them teeth got to be shocked because they got to be able to grab the food. [00:43:41] You know what I mean? [00:43:41] Especially no hand motherfuckers. [00:43:44] They written fish. [00:43:44] They're still gotta be able to grab it. You can't have no fucking. [00:43:47] You can't be out there and fish on it and just. [00:43:50] Yeah, I'm not gonna ask what they tell. [00:43:52] And then they fucking fuck them up, you know what I mean? [00:43:53] But you still got better. Hold on. [00:43:55] Because they do just fish. Do get all [00:43:59] fish tailing on you as every now and then. [00:44:01] Yeah. [00:44:02] Baby darting around and you changed so much. [00:44:04] You get them even crack him on the head. [00:44:06] He's still gonna fucking, you know. Yeah. [00:44:09] But if you bite him at the back half as a dog. [00:44:13] What happens when you snap their back? [00:44:14] That's usually when they do all that dumb shit. [00:44:15] When you get them right in the back. [00:44:16] You gotta grab all of them and, like, you know, double bite them [00:44:21] five and a half while I put them in [00:44:25] that shit down. [00:44:26] Move on. [00:44:28] Yeah. [00:44:28] So they're a little, little tiny joints. [00:44:30] Off and life. [00:44:31] That's what their teeth were. [00:44:33] Your hand up. There you go. [00:44:35] That's like a finger off. [00:44:36] Yeah. A shark mouth will take a finger off. [00:44:39] It may not be able to break. [00:44:40] Yeah. It's got to be able to break bone. Yeah. [00:44:42] You see that video? What to do? [00:44:43] Was trying to take the hook out the sharks mouth, shut. [00:44:46] The whole piggy off. [00:44:47] Took his. [00:44:50] Pinky toe. [00:44:51] I shouldn't have been playing with that shark. [00:44:55] But he can say he caught himself a shark, though. [00:44:57] Yeah, he can say it like this. Yeah. [00:44:59] You know, I caught a shark. One shark man. [00:45:02] Yeah, yeah. Hey, you know how this happened? [00:45:04] I mean, he picked me one. [00:45:05] I caught a shark. [00:45:06] Listen, eat the motherfucker. [00:45:10] He got a part of me. [00:45:11] I got a part of him. [00:45:12] But it's the phantom feeling and your finger going to be forever. [00:45:16] That, like, it feels like a shark's biting it. [00:45:18] Is he going to feel that feeling for a long time? [00:45:20] You know what's possible. [00:45:22] I see the house episode. This shit was cool. [00:45:24] Doctor House. [00:45:25] Yeah, because they say that fucking this should work. [00:45:27] So he was in this apartment, right? [00:45:29] He had this. Pain and he was just scratching his missing footer. [00:45:31] Joe, the dude had a phantom. Phantom pain in his hand. [00:45:34] His hand was advocated, and the fucking neighbor was just asshole. [00:45:37] And House was like, man, this shit house drugs. [00:45:40] This motherfucker puts his hand in a box with a mirror. [00:45:43] The one hand that you know was actually there, and it mirrors the other hand. [00:45:48] Right? [00:45:48] He has this other hand is sitting in the side, [00:45:50] and the guy gets up and he's pissed off and he's like, house goes, [00:45:53] look, motherfucker, you're hurting right now, aren't you? [00:45:56] He said, it feels like your hands closed. He's like, yeah. [00:45:57] He goes, close your hand and he's looking at the box. Right? [00:46:00] He goes, now open your hand and it looks like this hand opened up. [00:46:04] He goes, you feel relief now, don't you? [00:46:06] He was like, yeah. He was like, it's phantom pain, whatever. [00:46:09] So I'm like, I wonder if it's just real. [00:46:11] I look up real. [00:46:13] The Phantom Pain is real and that can work. [00:46:14] You can trick your mind to thinking that. [00:46:17] I don't even think he really felt it from his reaction. [00:46:20] Goddamn, there goes my shit. Not [00:46:24] that motherfucker. [00:46:28] You know, he you know, he's probably on his 12th, correct. [00:46:30] But he's still just like a goddamn goddamn pinky again. [00:46:34] All right, well, that's it, Janet, remind me, how long is this motherfucker? [00:46:38] Tomorrow. [00:46:39] I'm the ninth motherfucker on this. [00:46:41] But now they said was my good hand like, fuck. [00:46:45] God damn. [00:46:50] Meanwhile, the fucking one. [00:46:51] Susan's in the back like I'm never getting on this boat again. [00:46:54] Charlie. He's fucking. [00:46:55] Charlie's a nut. [00:46:56] Dali's fucking lost his finger. [00:46:58] He was like, oh, there goes my finger. [00:47:00] I never like that. [00:47:01] All over that fucking boat, right? [00:47:04] Yeah. [00:47:04] I'll be clean as you're being clean. [00:47:07] Bite with a hot, drunk motherfucker. [00:47:09] Squirted all over the place. [00:47:11] Pulled out a 45 and shot that fucking shark right between the eyes. [00:47:16] Son of a bitch shot his foot or shot him through the boat. [00:47:19] Right? Then they'd be drowned. [00:47:20] Yeah. [00:47:21] Then his buddies would be eating them all. [00:47:23] Yeah, I lost my. [00:47:24] Got blood. [00:47:25] In the water, bleeding all over this water trapped. [00:47:27] And all the other sharks in here. [00:47:28] Hey, just put a bandage on it and go keep fishing because they're about to come in. [00:47:32] You got enough of that blood? [00:47:34] Yeah. You chum this up. Nice job. [00:47:36] Thanks for that. [00:47:36] You got eight hours. [00:47:38] Take it. Take so they can't. So it. [00:47:41] Pull out a cigar. [00:47:42] Burnett. Bitch! [00:47:45] Get down! [00:47:45] I what? [00:47:46] The one checked on me when I went in there with this. Cut [00:47:50] this one over here. [00:47:51] And she says you got here. [00:47:53] Doesn't time here at me. [00:47:57] She's like, you've been wide open and wait any longer. [00:47:59] Like we can't do nothing with that. [00:48:00] I'm like, all right. [00:48:03] That's something that would have sucked it right there in the wrist. [00:48:07] Having that bandage, that bitch up. [00:48:09] That's good chunk, man. [00:48:10] Oh, yeah, bro, you got to quit playing. [00:48:13] You gotta learn to leave work. [00:48:15] I heard about you and your stories to catch your hand at 10:00 [00:48:19] in the morning, leave work at 4 p.m., go to the doctor, etc.. [00:48:22] So that's what I'm talking about. Yeah. [00:48:25] That's what I'm. Talking about. [00:48:26] I get you to catch the staples up in that bad boy restaurant. [00:48:29] You just don't get burned a little bit, you know? [00:48:31] I mean, you ain't really never gone. [00:48:33] You ain't really chopping up nothing [00:48:34] where you're cutting your whole fucking handle. I know, I knew a kid, [00:48:37] he nipped the tip of his finger. [00:48:39] Yeah, but I mean, something [00:48:43] I never I could never do that fucking. [00:48:47] No. Like how they how they run and shit down their knuckles [00:48:49] and how they really cut like that. [00:48:51] I've never been able to do that. [00:48:52] I was the whole school, you know. [00:48:56] Yeah. [00:48:57] You better be careful. [00:48:59] Get some time off. [00:49:01] A little bit [00:49:03] of go in there with you, blade. [00:49:05] Yeah. That's I can do. [00:49:07] That's like working at barbecue country. [00:49:09] It was like, hold the motherfucking meat with these metal tongs [00:49:13] and hit the meat with this fucking cleaver. [00:49:16] Don't ever hold the meat with your hand and hit the meat with the Cleveland, [00:49:19] because you might just take your fingers off or some shit, like. [00:49:23] Yeah, okay, that makes sense. [00:49:25] That was one of the things that I definitely paid attention to, [00:49:28] but I was putting that cleaver to the meat. [00:49:29] I wasn't that right. [00:49:30] You paid attention to what fucking do with that? [00:49:32] Now you can lose whatever you lose. [00:49:35] Whatever you cover. That's all. That ribs with that bad [00:49:39] fuck around you want. [00:49:40] Find out if you want blade right there. [00:49:41] Yeah, yeah. [00:49:43] You gonna learn today? [00:49:45] You go learn today. [00:49:46] I was hanging out with some people that were. [00:49:48] We were watching that. [00:49:49] There's a I think there's a Hannibal Lecter movie [00:49:51] where he cuts his hand off at the end of one of those or something. [00:49:54] Somebody hand off with that shit. [00:49:56] And the dudes, we were watching this movie, and this dude [00:50:00] goes, man, there ain't no way that they could take your whole hand off. [00:50:03] I said, bro, you ain't got no idea how heavy those motherfuckers, Hannibal. [00:50:07] I think it was because you had Red dragon signs that landed in Hannibal. [00:50:11] So I want to say it was an Hannibal where ate that ball fucker. [00:50:15] But yeah, [00:50:15] he chops his hand off to escape at the end with the meat cleaver. [00:50:19] Clean him off uncut. [00:50:21] I mean, I think that might have been in SA some shit. [00:50:24] I know there was some. [00:50:26] Sort of chain. [00:50:27] Chainsaw or fucking saw. [00:50:29] They had. [00:50:30] Circular saw. [00:50:31] They had all different kinds of all sorts. [00:50:33] I've seen all of them on the. [00:50:34] Of course you have the twist. [00:50:36] Don't have you seen. [00:50:38] I can't fuck with those. [00:50:39] You seen it for a. Couple. Of them. [00:50:41] Have you seen Event Horizon? [00:50:44] No, I don't think so. [00:50:45] My guy. [00:50:46] You must watch [00:50:48] Event Horizon with Sam Neill. [00:50:50] Rest in peace. The doctor from fucking. [00:50:54] Oh dress. [00:50:55] Dressing park. [00:50:57] It's got Laurence Fishburne, the doctor from Park. [00:51:01] It's fucking crazy. [00:51:04] That movie is fucking nuts. [00:51:06] Might be like some sick and demented twist. [00:51:09] Oh, shit. Right there. Get on Netflix [00:51:12] this weekend. [00:51:13] You got prime. Yeah. [00:51:14] Let me see if it's all prime. [00:51:16] Let's see. [00:51:17] Because that movie is chock full of gore, horror, madness, [00:51:23] and it's like it's a sci fi horror and it's it's like, [00:51:27] doesn't have that element of why don't you just leave the haunted house? [00:51:30] Yeah. It's on Brian. [00:51:31] Yep, it's on Amazon Prime. [00:51:32] Get that dog. Watch that. [00:51:34] That's that is like that's your homework, dog. [00:51:40] Mail. Hey. [00:51:41] Speaking of some homework. [00:51:42] So I know I told you all this shit fucking a while [00:51:46] back, but, like, I bought this bag of apples back in March. [00:51:50] You know, you're the apples. [00:51:51] To apples are still nasty and [00:51:55] not biodegradable. They wrote it. [00:51:57] They got it. [00:51:58] Saw the greatest apples of all time. [00:52:00] Still there? You got it. [00:52:02] I got. A whole bag of these bitches. We gotta have some pie. [00:52:04] When are you gonna try to taste one of them? [00:52:07] No I'm not. He's not. I'm not. [00:52:08] If you got so many, why. [00:52:09] Don't you see one? [00:52:10] If it still tastes original, that's gotta. [00:52:13] I mean, because what's the inside look like? [00:52:14] Well, do you remember plastic fruit? [00:52:16] Like people would have a fruit bowl. It's all fake fruit. [00:52:19] Yeah, Mike, you could just buy real fruit and put it in that fruit bowl [00:52:22] to last for months and months and months and months. [00:52:25] Even, you know, because we got this thing over our sink, right? [00:52:28] You know, you can put, like, it's like a pass. [00:52:30] You put fruit, vegetables, all that. Right? [00:52:32] Okay. The hanging fruit back where we. [00:52:35] Put our shit. [00:52:36] And sometimes we forget some shit's up there. Right. [00:52:38] And get some mats. He gets the fruit flies. [00:52:41] None. Nothing. [00:52:43] These apples been the same? [00:52:45] Sarah bought two Granny Smiths. [00:52:47] They ain't even in the bag. [00:52:49] Still sitting there looking at the goddamn saying this. [00:52:51] Bill gates, the guy going on, man. [00:52:53] Yeah, yeah. The appeals. Fucking serious shit. [00:52:55] Because, like, I was telling Mason the other day. [00:52:57] Spray with that plastic. [00:52:58] Shit out back just to see if animals eat shit. [00:53:01] They won't fuck with them. [00:53:03] They didn't fuck with the oranges. [00:53:04] The little the little halo motherfuckers. [00:53:06] See what's bitches. [00:53:08] They ain't fucking this. [00:53:09] Yeah, exactly. It problem? [00:53:11] Yeah. [00:53:11] Too much genetic engineering going on there to make them seedless. [00:53:15] I think I'll take one of these apples and throw it out there. [00:53:18] It's not like weed where you just try to make sure there's no mailbox. [00:53:20] I'm gonna wait till this upcoming weekend because I had the kids. We. [00:53:23] I toss it out there and see if they actually eats this motherfucker. [00:53:26] At least one of them. Yeah. They haven't been eating them. [00:53:29] Like I thought, what if she goes bad outside? [00:53:31] Something usually eat shit. [00:53:33] Possum at possum. Raccoon. We also did. [00:53:36] Some still come. Along, typically. [00:53:39] Oh, you over there. [00:53:41] I keep thinking you had your mom's house, so you got out of their house back there, [00:53:44] so they run out a lot of that wildlife. Man. [00:53:48] Across the hallway. [00:53:49] They had to go across the highway. [00:53:50] I guess they hide up in town more. [00:53:53] Yeah, because they ain't no place for him to hide. [00:53:55] No more like they're going to be done. [00:53:57] Oh, yeah. [00:53:57] He said all the woods. Cause Walmart. [00:54:00] Last bit of land you're going to have [00:54:04] like that over there. [00:54:06] Yeah, yeah. Until they get rid of that shit. [00:54:08] Because they go it's the land they got. Build something. On it. [00:54:11] And on that land over there that's behind. [00:54:15] What's that? [00:54:15] That pool [00:54:17] here behind West. [00:54:20] Oh, yeah. [00:54:21] You got that fucking all that land over there. [00:54:23] That's that land that she moved and looked different [00:54:26] and fucking the whole time I wasn't warned. [00:54:28] Yeah, but they're supposedly [00:54:29] like a bad water access back that way, which is part of what. [00:54:32] Got me some reason. [00:54:33] Why ain't nothing been built up in that bitch? [00:54:34] I know the creeks back there, and you got the other creek that runs back into. [00:54:38] Their water access. [00:54:39] As bad as I understand it, if you're not back there [00:54:42] with a well already, you're not getting a new one in. [00:54:46] And you can't. [00:54:47] Working with the. Shit up to the public. [00:54:49] Shit. Yeah, yeah. [00:54:50] So that's going to hold that back till they put in public. [00:54:54] And even with that shit, man, the fucking lines [00:54:56] are so fucking bad and corroded. [00:54:58] Now you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah. [00:55:00] What's back there is a problem already. Yeah. Yeah. [00:55:03] Because those houses were built in like the 60s or 70s, but a lot of them. [00:55:07] All bunch of them built like that. [00:55:10] Well that was be the ones we can afford. [00:55:12] Another 10 or 20,000 shit. [00:55:15] You would hope so. [00:55:18] If I was there. [00:55:19] Circa 1966. [00:55:20] The vintage house is like shit. [00:55:23] Yeah. [00:55:23] Mike, you got to watch Event Horizon now. [00:55:26] I was like, I was watching, like I was watching somebody [00:55:29] talking about it and like. [00:55:32] And they were saying how gory it is. Shocking. [00:55:34] And how like there was a much longer cut [00:55:38] that was way hardcore, more hardcore, apparently. [00:55:41] A lot more gore did like the studio was like, [00:55:44] you got to do something about this, but it's. [00:55:47] What year was that, though? [00:55:48] 697, something like that. [00:55:51] Say, the guidelines have changed a lot on a whole bunch of. [00:55:55] Like, what you got in that dog shit that's on some Hellraiser shit. [00:55:59] 1997 okay. Yeah. [00:56:01] They got that crazy fucking splayed open bodies and all kinds of madness [00:56:06] going on now. Working all day. [00:56:08] You're gonna love it, Mike. Yeah. [00:56:12] If I can get off work early this week, I might try to catch it. [00:56:14] This week. [00:56:15] It's good actors treating the material as if it's serious back. [00:56:19] And you see, that's the other thing with down. [00:56:21] Like, if it's not the writers, it's the actors. [00:56:26] You know what I mean? [00:56:27] You got some of these actors that just ain't worth watching it. [00:56:31] Yeah. [00:56:32] You know, like Nicolas Cage. [00:56:36] He's not for me. [00:56:38] He's not a good actor. [00:56:39] He has he has moments. He's got good movies. [00:56:42] Like some. Yeah. [00:56:44] He's got a lot more bad movies in [00:56:47] Norwalk. [00:56:48] That looks like it's good. [00:56:49] He's actually good. His acting. [00:56:51] And that goes with that character. [00:56:53] Like the books he is that actual. [00:56:55] He's one of the people that like, oh, you know what? [00:56:58] You can actually do this role. [00:57:00] You are this character in this comic book [00:57:01] that actually sent you in the way you act, you know what I mean? [00:57:05] And it was decent, I liked it, I watched it in black and white. [00:57:08] I need to go back and see it in color, but the black and white is how it's [00:57:12] fucking written. Yeah, the time supposed to be. [00:57:15] Supposed to watch that shit. [00:57:16] So people are like, oh man, they bitch about, oh, I didn't see it in color. [00:57:20] So they gave people the option. You could watch it in color. [00:57:22] I'm like, no motherfuckers. [00:57:24] It's. The book was black and white. [00:57:26] That's how the fuck is supposed to look. [00:57:28] It's black and white. That's his dimension. [00:57:30] That's where he's from. [00:57:32] That's what makes it noir. Exactly. [00:57:36] But with that said, ladies and gentlemen, [00:57:39] we have to bring this episode of stupidity to a close. [00:57:42] Oh, yeah. 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