The Mason and Friends Show
Episode 1068
Transcript

This isn't Pan's Labyrinth.
It is not Pants Labyrinth. No.
Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,068th
time, it is
featuring that dude called big Mike.
Yeah,
as well as. Mrs.
Big Mike.
That lady called Mrs. Big Mike.
That's right.
Bitches back up.
As well as
that dude called his genius.
What up? Just
as well as myself.
A.K.A. myself.
Welcome to the Mason and friends show.
What's happening y'all?
What's good out there today?
I just I hadn't thought that came in my mind.
You know what I mean? All right.
When I was out there.
Building them shelves this morning.
I was like, you know, if I was married to Manson, I'd have done bang myself.
You know what I mean? I don't.
Feel like that.
You know what I mean?
But that's just where my sexy meeting was at this morning.
She was feeling sexy enough to herself.
Fuck me.
I was like, I hit that type shit.
You know, I mean.
How about.
Nice to see your self confidence continue to skyrocket?
Yeah.
That you was talking in the last episode or two episodes or three ago about how
when he pulled his dick out to pee in, the lady saw it, that she went and made.
Heard it.
Pulled his dick out on the walking path if she caught a glimpse of it.
Yeah. So she was so fired up her story.
So fired up.
Maybe it was a true story.
The tip or some shit like that.
The flip up.
Hey, either way, tip the tip.
It might be enough, man.
Well, you know what I mean.
I gave her the courage enough to go actually have sex for her husband.
That she does
just enough to push her over that edge when it just never seeing even see it.
The pussy got slightest bit of moisture to it, and she was like, yep.
Or she might have seen it and not really realized it.
And it was like, subliminal.
And she's like, I can't stop thinking about Dick.
Was that was that cocktail, that song,
man? I'm
gonna say she had two thoughts, and one of them was like,
oh my God, that fucking weird man's pissing on everything with his dick out.
Or that's just.
Pretend like I didn't see that guy pissing in the bushes.
Yeah, that's what we always.
On the streets.
Did you see all that dick
going on here for a nature walk?
Man, they got random Peterson.
Like I was willing, probably.
Hot damn, they got dangling going on over there.
See, that Friday I walked the same path in the same time.
I know damn well out about it.
Will been there a week.
Hey, man, come back and fucked her three times in a day. Yep.
Where were you last week? Shit.
Yeah. We're going to walk it again.
Fuck.
Remember what you seen here on it?
I swear it was right there.
I'm not saying.
The opposite.
I look like a homeless man, so I don't know, actually.
Some creepy man peeing in the bushes next.
To this came out the woods.
And all these. Beautiful.
Come out the woods with his dick out.
It was a real problem.
Your whole problem?
Yeah. That's advertising.
Yeah.
You can't have just old deck out like
it just can't be walking around like that all the time. That sounds screaming.
What are you doing?
What are you thinking, man?
I ain't going to bullshit you, man. That's my fucking.
I'll never forget.
I was coming up 29, man, by a stone road.
Somebody was in the parking lot walking. I'm like, man.
Something's not right.
With his dick.
I just walking down the sidewalk, just peeing. I'm like.
The unit. No. Some dude. Some dude.
What's happened yet?
I've seen I've seen that shit happens many a time.
But DC. Yeah.
That was the first place I ever seen that should happen was DC.
Back when I used to. Barton. It wasn't the old town. Warrenton.
There was this black girl
you used to walk around trying to, like, apparently prostitute herself to people.
And I seen her walking up the, the, the, the road in between the bank
and like, the iron bridge or whatever it's called now.
And she was looking around and I was standing in the restaurant
where the black bear was looking out the window, and I said,
hey, y'all, this this bitch about to do something.
She's up to something. Everybody.
I got like 4 or 5 people come over there and look.
And by the time everybody was looking, she stopped and leaned against the wall
and started peeing.
And I was like, I told you fucking told that bitch spread.
Just fucking. Just spread.
Right there against the wall with her shit around her ankles started.
I peed on a sidewalk in DC one time in my youth,
but it wasn't like there was like a
not a vestibule, but it was like a little.
Crack alley. No. Like. What's that?
It was a building. It was a building front.
But there was like a. Dub alley.
You were tucked away?
Yeah, it. Weren't Full Frontal Street.
But I had a, like, a side strap crocheted purse and as peeing.
And my purse was in front of me,
and I didn't pay any attention because I was fucking hammered.
Pee on your.
Purse like my all encapsulated my purse, and I had to walk back to the metro
with my. Purse.
Purse out of the whole way and my friend way through up in a cup,
a solo cup on the metro and then accidentally dropped it.
Oh, oh. There's no bathrooms at the Metro.
That's a problem there. Sort of is.
But you got to go ask how.
You got.
Yeah, because I don't.
Don't don't offer it to.
This would have been.
Like almost did this years ago when a friend of mine had me and my buddy,
my buddy was wasted and I was like, making sure he got home
and we were on the metro and he's like, yeah, I got a pee.
And we were like, walking from one station to the other to get.
And I was like, so I asked some dude that worked
there was like, yo, y'all got anywhere to pee?
And they were like, yeah, you can go back this way.
It's the right. And I was like, all right, dude.
And so he had to go back there by himself, but he was wasted.
I was like, if you don't come back in 15 minutes, I'm leaving.
I don't know, he used to leave.
He lived in Burt in my 20s, and
we'd have
to catch the train from DC back to Springfield.
But the metro closes and so we'd have to leave.
We would always have to leave early than we wanted to leave in order.
In order to make the metro.
In order to get to the metro to catch the last train.
Yeah, yeah. To there.
And it was one of those situations where it was like we were already strained.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah I did.
I pissed all over that purse.
It was. Just like she didn't get arrested.
I know. I did it, but I was inside of a.
Yeah, you were in a.
Way, my boyfriend at the time was with me as well.
Like, I think he was like.
That running cover for you.
Yeah.
He was standing guard to make sure, but I'm like, I don't know,
I'd rather piss on my purse than piss on myself.
Yeah. Specially drunk.
Pee on yourself. You pee so much.
That's how your purse got soaked.
Yeah. It's just. It is. And it was so too late.
I was so relieved and just kind of like, thank God.
And then just like, no.
Yeah, yeah, that's really disappointing.
As a. Girl, you're supposed to be so relieved.
Yet now my purse is fucking covered.
This fucking well, because normally when you pee outside you find a hill.
So you put your purse on the ground.
Not like if you're a girl, you.
Find a hill and you stand with your back facing down.
So you're just talking spray from the purse from the.
No. No, no, it puddled I was, I was.
On the floor.
I had, yes. My purse down and then peed.
There was no way to avoid putting that purse down.
The only thing would have been to hold it up. Because you got to wear it.
Well, it's.
A side strap, but when you're when you're squatted down.
You know, you got. Listen, I was strong, I don't care.
You got to think about these things when you're drinking out.
This was I was in my 20s.
Fortunately, you're well beyond that.
You pee on the streets, if not impossible.
To piss on the street. I have no problem pissing outdoors.
That that's ever going to happen or anybody's admitting to anything.
A little one wants to go
camping so bad, wants child camping, and she is not willing to be in the woods.
Well, then she can't go.
That's what I keep telling everybody.
Even when we did, like camping out at my mom's house, just in the backyard,
I would have to, like, walk her back to my mom's house.
Where to go pee.
She won't pee in the bushes, I will. Well,
you keep working on her.
She'll get there.
You got to find it.
You just find the hell you want, and you pull your pants out,
and then all the P goes away from you.
It goes down, trickles down the hill.
And then it doesn't matter if your purse is on the ground in front of you.
It's probably a good idea to not make it a regular thing
of putting the purse on the ground, thanks to your drunken experience.
If you're going to train this child to pee outside
training to protect her purse as well.
Behind the.
Wheel as.
A girl, you know, if you're gonna do something
hanging in the tree that you're leaning against, that's. That's true, I guess.
I don't think I've ever had a purse while asking outdoors.
Except for the one time you did it in D.C.
and you people all over your purse.
That's not technically. Indoor outdoor. That's like.
No, no. Is a concrete jungle. That is absolutely
outside.
But it's like, outdoors is like outdoors.
Yeah.
Like it's this kind of spot in town where you smell pee when you're walking by.
Yeah.
That's most mainly.
People around here peeing in the streets. That's like New York.
Smells like. New. York City.
New York smells so bad.
Oh, God.
That's a real smell of.
Oh, that's not the place for me.
I mean, all the people got up there. Yeah, I know what I mean.
Dense.
It's no. Way.
Of trash bags.
It's a dense space. I'm not.
As bad as DC when fucking they had the waste management problem
and motherfuckers, they got the guys
that don't want to come to work or they're having issues with like pay
and they're like, I ain't working all that trash that starts piling up.
Yeah, that's a bad one to have on it.
You talked about fucking giving rats birth control up there
to help control the fucking rat poison.
Yeah, yeah.
They like a better idea. They don't want to do.
They don't because it's inhumane.
So doing killing.
That's like what he's saying about what's that bitch Pike.
The Christa Pike who they shot up twice with double doses.
Now all. These, all these. And she's still breathing.
And all these people are like, it's inhumane.
They need to find a better way to do it.
It was inhumane what she did to that fucking girl that she fucking killed,
that begged for her fucking life.
I'm like, let that girl, that.
Dead girl got you. Yeah.
There's like,
they just start stringing these people up.
Lizzy, Clancy, the whole client.
Lindsey Clancy did not kill them. Children.
What kind of craziness are you on?
The same craziness as everybody else that actually paid attention
to any of the story.
And her lawyer is currently fucking flat out saying
there is no evidence that this woman killed her children because there isn't.
You know, if there is evidence that her husband did.
Well.
I'm just saying press charges on him and.
I'm like, I expect that to come later.
But no, I did her.
Dani is not on the fucking exercise bands.
Her Apple Watch was taken off and putting in
put inside of a nightstand in another room.
There's like blood drop patterns that are underneath the nightstand.
Because.
There's blood on the outside of the house.
The dude, her body temperature was 82 degrees.
After supposedly 30 minutes of being outside, her husband changed
close to fucking times while he was gone for different, different shoes.
Like, there are so much fucked up shit and they didn't do any investigation.
The husband said she did it.
He was like, there's crushed up pills in her glass,
but there's no residue of crushed up pills anywhere.
There's no evidence of a pill crusher anywhere.
All of her medications were in his truck, in his console.
Sounds like it could be him.
I just I'm telling you.
How did she kill her kids?
The baby was able to be resuscitated, meaning the baby could only have been dead
for, like, something like 15 minutes.
Because you can't go to a body that's been dead for an hour and resuscitated.
But the time frame that the baby was resuscitated in
doesn't line up with his time frame for anything.
None of it makes me fucking sense.
Her fucking trachea was crushed.
She couldn't talk. And they talk about that.
Talk about she couldn't talk in the hospital.
She had to use a whiteboard because she couldn't talk,
because her trachea was crushed.
But she supposedly told him, I tried to kill myself,
and I killed the kids, and the kids are in the basement.
And then her trachea was crushed and she couldn't talk.
Her trachea. Was crushed the whole time.
But according to him, that's what she told him.
But he is the only person that ever heard her speak.
So are they going to press charges on him?
I don't know, like the investigation is so botched.
They didn't test her. Phone because. Her Apple.
The jurors bills.
The jurors didn't seem to think that she was like not the murderer.
They seemed to think that she didn't serve punishment they had.
No, it wasn't that. It wasn't that she deserved punishment.
It's that she was not,
Coherent.
She was not of sound mind when criminally culpable of
of killing the kids and knowing that she was doing it with her right mind.
So it wasn't a question of whether or not she killed the kids or not
killed the kids. That was.
That was like, that was something that was seemed to be established to the jurors.
For what I've heard, the jurors said.
It was going to be whether she went to prison or whether she went to.
Right.
But the thing is, is her lawyer tried to do a
what is it called, a by fear?
By fear occasion, which is he wanted her to be tried
for whether she was guilty or not guilty of killing the kids.
And from there
she would have been then tried on whether she was criminally culpable.
If she was found guilty of.
If she was found guilty.
But it was never and that they wouldn't allow that to happen because she said
it was going to cost the state too much money to do the two trials.
So then her only choice was to enter a guilty
or not guilty plea, and she entered not guilty.
So she never.
And so she basically woke up from a coma and was told by everybody.
She woke up handcuffed to the bed, you killed your kids.
You were having a mental health crisis, which she had been having,
and you killed your kids.
And she said, okay, I killed my kids.
She heard everything different from what I've heard.
But I've also not been delving into the story.
I've been particularly
because everything I had heard about it was it was she did it.
And how was she going to be punished?
Is she criminally liable to go to prison, or is she mentally not
there and has to go to the crazy house?
And I'm like, either way,
if we're going to have to pay to keep her alive for 30 years, Stringer ass up.
Fuck it.
I don't give a fuck one.
Hundred, 100% other things that aren't really mentioned.
Her husband, since four months after this happened, has been in a relationship
with, now married to and expecting a second child over the course of child.
He's already had one with his bitch. Now he's having to.
Having a third, a third one.
And then there's all this other shit.
Like she's like, I'm losing my mind and I need help.
And he's like, cool, I'm going to go skiing with the guys for the weekend.
But no, I don't think your mom should come help.
And she's like, I think I might hurt myself for the kids.
He's like, all right, cool. I'm gonna go to brunch, so
sit tight.
Where are you getting all of this?
The trial.
She she goes in on that.
This was during, like, testimony.
Yeah.
There are other things that were in the testimony
were about like Google searches,
like there was searches for where's the carotid artery?
Right. She's a labor and delivery nurse.
She knows.
Why would she be googling.
Where is the carotid artery?
Then there was
it was about ways to kill yourself or ways to get away with with something.
It was something about murder, right? I've heard about these searches. Yeah.
And the searches have been proven that she was not at home on the computer
doing the searches, one of the searches about the murdering and the suicide.
Because everything she was.
She's at a doctor's.
Dude should be charged 100. You're saying?
But that's not how law necessarily works.
They have to bring.
Up those targets as one bringing these charges.
They have to bring the charge.
You have to meet elements of a crime in order for a crime to be it.
So she he wasn't on trial.
That's when everyone's like, well, he did it. Why isn't he on trial?
Well it was all of this
stuff is like tangible evidence that's provable and is true.
Then the state should be formulating a case against him.
100%.
But the state is so hell bent on making their case about her.
Well, the problem with the states are that the people that are litigating
the cases have everything based on their record as a litigator,
so they don't want to lose something, even if it's wrong.
They're not incentivized about the by the truth.
They're incentivized by winning or losing.
Apparently.
The only thing he truly has going for him
is the nine over 11 call, which has not been released.
Like the public doesn't know what the 901 call sounds like.
And that could be a completely game changing thing, I don't know.
But like none of this, none of this about her
sounds reasonable to me.
Like keeping her high for 30 years and one or the other both.
Sounds like a terrible sentence to me.
Yeah, like I don't want to be like, I'd rather you put me to death.
Like, I think being put to death is a is a more humane move
than keeping someone in a 12 by six cage for 40 years
and paying for them to stay alive the whole time.
I mean, I don't I go back and forth on that
because I'm like,
I don't necessarily
want someone to die in a couple of years if they fucking murdered my children
or raped my fucking daughter and did these things like,
no, I want you to be alive every fucking day of your life, right?
But you're hoping for an inhumane suffering for this person.
Yes. Right.
And that if somebody attacked the kids getting.
Let me just have my time with them.
You know what I mean? Just let me do it.
None of that's not
that's not going to happen in a sense like that happen in a court of law.
But like, if you're having everything going through a court of law,
I think that like to give someone what you want.
It was that long term suffering and I understand that.
And they ain't really suffering that much from jail. You know what.
I mean? That's to be debated. That's that's.
Depending on the. Individual living good down there in there.
I mean, not if they're.
Not as good after they've lived a life outside.
Not if they get one hour a day.
Used to some shit.
Used to that. You're fucking living.
Shit, you motherfuckers.
I don't I don't think you crash the gravel.
I don't think you grasp the level. Ju.
So you have no idea how lonely those people are? No.
I stand
completely, but some people are fine with that.
Some are, but the majority are not.
Yes. And that's.
That's why that is a, I believe, a more cruel punishment to lock you
in that cage for 30 years until you are dead.
Have you? So, you know someone in prison?
Andrew, have you ever known or been close with somebody that was in prison?
No. So my ex-boyfriend had a best friend.
That dude got arrested when he was 19 on all kinds of drug charges
felony mushroom felony, cocaine, felony, weed felony, everything.
And he went like for like 20 years.
And they were investigating him for a long time.
His car, I don't know if it's still is, but when I in early 2000,
his car was the Prince William County Dare vehicle
that says this vehicle was seized by a drug dealer
and it had the gold rims on it and it was like a BMW Mercedes.
And it was. This he was high post.
Yeah, dude, it was him, the dude.
And had his girlfriend had a matching one.
And like when they seized it, they, he had like pinball machines.
That's where the mushrooms were hidden.
They knew where everything was at.
And that dude was in for 20 years and, and.
Was inside of.
Him and
100% him and Keith would write letters and like the last, when me and Keith
were together, the last letter he got was, yeah, I'm in a club fed.
It's basically.
Workforce, minimum.
Dormitory, dormitory style, like there's.
No gun line.
There's two things like that.
And he's like, this shit sucks every fucking day.
Because you can see your freedom, but you can't get to it.
Yeah. It's.
That's why I'm saying, like,
you can say they get used to it and yeah, they acclimate to their environment,
but they all remember what it was like to do
what they wanted to do when they wanted to fucking do it.
Not have to worry about having beef with someone that's going to shank you
all the other shit, racism, shit, gang shit, all of that.
Now I want if somebody does that shit to my people
and they don't, they don't get we don't get the chance to murder them first.
Then that's what I want them to do, right?
You want them to suffer.
You want them to have an inhumane treatment.
My friend's daughter that got raped, her husband and her brother,
they're like, not fucking.
We're all going to jail, apparently, because we're going to fucking kill him.
So did.
They get it done? Did he die?
He did not die.
But he was serving 34 years, right?
But they might let him out after good behavior.
15. Virginia have no Virginia is a no parole state.
You don't get out for good behavior. You don't get out for parole.
Yeah. It was we'll see.
See if that lasts.
But no, he got way more than what you normally see a rapist get.
He got there was some years suspended, but it was like
four charges.
Each of them had some time suspended.
But in the end it came out to 34 years.
He'll be in his 60s
for raping my friends.
13 year old daughter.
Not enough time? No.
And it just didn't happen. I don't know if.
He was living with them when this happened.
It happened to be out of state for a funeral.
And, you know, the fact that your family would like to kill the man,
and if he gets out in 30 years, somebody might just kill him.
Yeah.
These are more reasons for the state to go ahead and just off his ass.
No, let him sit there and think about.
What do you.
Say it?
Well, you could do like we were saying it contract out the shooters
and have a shooting.
I think in Brazil,
if you're like, if a woman gets, like, raped or murdered in her,
like I think the the woman's family gets to be the firing squad.
Yeah. That's a beautiful thing.
I'm motherfucking.
That might be outdated or something.
People with some fucking closure.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. The whole family.
With the whole family gets to be the firing squad.
Yeah, man, I got, you know, very little sympathy for that kind of shit.
Like, there's a lot of crimes I don't think should be drug related, yada
yada, yada.
There's things that shouldn't be crimes, but the stuff that should be crimes
like we should be not we should be not very forgiving about.
No, I don't think all dark should be legal.
I don't know about all drugs, but I think lots of drugs should be legal.
And I think if you are like, I just feel like it depends because like,
people do a lot like look at people on CP
and I'm like, you know, look at people when you do eat enough fucking mushrooms.
Do I think mushrooms should be illegal and carry a felony case?
I don't I've done more mushrooms than I can count, but I've seen fucking
people overeat on mushrooms and do some scary fucking shit.
Sure. So. But that happens with everything.
Like if you're not going to criminal, if you're not going to criminalize alcohol,
you have to legalize other things, because the same thing
that goes on for prohibition of alcohol
and criminalization of anything is the bigger part of the problem.
It's the criminality that comes along with that.
It's the dysregulation of the product, the fact that you are guaranteed
clean products.
If you have a legal market and you're guaranteed impure products
if you have a criminal market, that alone is reason for legalization.
Not alone is also reasons why it'll never be legalized.
There's too many governments that make money off that shit.
Well, exactly.
The fact that it's a that it's a viable like earner
for the state for it to be criminal, I.
Don't. Know, is a definite.
I don't know, I'd like I said, I want one of those shoot the heroin dealer shirts
because.
Yeah, shoot the fucking heroin dealer.
I don't think heroin should be
legal.
I don't think fentanyl should be legal.
I don't think meth should be legal.
And again, mushrooms and acid, it's not
I don't think they should be illegal, but I've seen some fucking crazy
fucking things with people that did way too much.
Yeah.
Well, part of the legalization is the dosing and the ability
to control how much goes out to people at any given time.
Because I'm like,
you can't you can overdose on alcohol, but you can't overdose on weed.
That's right.
You can't smoke yourself into a coma, though.
I don't know about an actual company.
Bro, I did.
Were you there that night?
You didn't go to the hospital. You wasn't you.
You didn't have to be revived by a good like you were just like
fucking.
They didn't have to hit you with the smell of sauce to bring you back.
Nobody knew I was alive in there except for k p.
Like the night that you looked at the moon and the one tear came down.
No, that was when I tried a fucking pill and drank a fucking what was.
I think it was like a Adderall or something.
A single pill from an Adderall and a bunch of beer, bro.
They told me. Single tear.
He doesn't even know if it was an Adderall. I don't know.
It was.
A game with his pill like, yo, because we didn't have the weed.
He can't be playing with pills, dogs.
They said, man, look, all these motherfuckers.
The more recent.
Legalization because at least you know what you're fucking taking.
Look. Now people be like, well, it's illegal.
Don't know what it is, but here it'll fuck you up.
See, we was at this fucking field party.
Chris Rock talking about a Lamborghini with some gasoline in a baby bottle,
talking about you. Shake that up and then you going to get. Fucked up.
It's not. It's not that. No fucking.
We was at this field party and fucking and the fucking weed and fucking dude.
What's up man? Here.
Take his fucking pill man.
And Buck at 211 because I had a 201 dudes, dudes.
And I'm like, all right, cool.
I've seen motherfuckers do this before.
I've seen them just right, man, I do that shit.
I buck the motherfucker.
211 crack my other one open and I'm just chilling.
No sudden shit don't feel right, right.
Yeah.
Heart beating fast and weird I can hear it in my ears like loud.
And I'm breathing all fucked up.
I'm like, yo, this ain't drunk. This is.
This is something different.
So I thought I was dying.
So I'm like, man, let me get back to my car.
Because if I do die, everybody knows I'm going to be right at my car.
You're going to find my body. You know what I'm saying?
I sit on the driver's side, on the ground next to my fucking.
We'll look the by the sky.
And I felt the tear come down my motherfucking face.
I'm praying God just let me survive the night.
I'll never do this shit again.
I'll never take another goddamn pill and drink.
And that was it. That. That was that experience.
Yeah. Pills and drinking is not a good time.
But the time I smoked myself into a coma. Shit.
We had a hotel party.
This hotel party, apparently was wild.
But this ain't no real coma dog. Because you got up the next day.
I got up to wait. At some point.
She went to work, came back because that was the day I quit fucking work.
Toast. But you were. Not coming to me.
I couldn't move like I could hear everything going on.
I heard people coming in. Now.
Are you drinking too, or was it just smoking?
I was just straight burning that night.
Yes, because I knew I had to go to work and I'm fucking, I,
I remember hearing everybody coming to room like we had smoked ourselves.
Stupid. I heard everybody coming into the room.
Everybody asked you, it's big Mike, right? Is he okay?
Is he all right?
And I'm trying to talk and I can't talk.
I can't move, and I'm like, somebody's going to figure out to find out
if I'm alive.
I hear everybody talking, but I can't.
Even nobody was worried he was dead.
Get it? Were I heard this conversations going on.
That's because he was sleepy.
So fucking k p goes, hold on, y'all let me try something.
You were hearing brain thoughts around you.
KP goes, I don't blow the smoke in his face.
And I was like, I can do that.
He blows the smoke and I go,
he alive?
He's lying.
I'm like, yeah, I'm I'm good.
I just can't communicate with y'all motherfuckers.
Because you're dumb ass is like.
I'm fucking.
Not fitting away. You just.
I couldn't do any of that.
I was like, if I ever hell, they gonna know I'm good.
I'm responding.
So that was.
They were testing you as to your awareness of your situation.
See if he was.
Responsible for smoke at you. Yes.
Which you responded and they were then pleased.
This.
We're good. I'm not saying. You. Know.
Night much weed, but you cannot overdose and die.
No, you can't ask what I'm saying.
You can't.
You can.
Overdose from everything.
Yeah.
To great degree, that is true.
But a lot of the times, people overdosing or overdosing because they're in pure
products and not, well, not just that mixing alcohol.
85% of drug related overdoses
involve mixed multiple alcohol and a drug.
Yeah, nother real drug, right.
Which, like pills and alcohol, doesn't always go well.
That's not. At all. I never mix them.
I learned that 20 years ago, and I never if I was like, if we were,
like, rolling, if we were tripping, whatever we were doing.
Yeah, we don't need multiple substances.
There's weed and something else, and that's fun.
Yeah, I never understood people drink it on Coke.
And I mean, I haven't done coke since I was 23, right before I turned 24.
Well, like, I've only done bumps, right?
Like I hang out with people on.
They'll be, like, knocking down lines and they'll be like, you want some?
And I'm like, I'll take a bump and I. And I'm good.
And then the rest of the night
they'll continue to knock down lines and I'm like, you guys are crazy.
I'm not going to sleep for at least six more hours.
I didn't. Know that first. Time I did it.
I did it twice.
That one for the first time, man.
My man was like, yo! Again.
It was one of those nights when he had no weed.
We had my homeboys house.
We fucking betting because we got off work at like two in the morning.
We're gambling and we having a good old time.
They were like, oh man, take this bump.
I'm like, all right, cool. I'll take a bump there.
5:00 in the morning, 6:00 in the morning. Come right.
Time to go home. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna go to sleep.
I get him, go to work, you know what I mean?
Couldn't get to sleep.
I'm like, why can't I go to sleep? Cause you did cocaine.
I was like, but I'm thinking hours have passed.
Like, maybe hours have passed, right?
I didn't know that.
That's what that's what pissed me off. Because I'm like.
That's why people do.
That's why people do something else to bring them down.
Coke up.
I was mad as to work and I looked at my dude
and he's eating the honey, but I'm like, motherfucker, did you sleep?
He's a man. I ain't been asleep. I'm like, neither have I.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, man, that's what that should do.
That's how you work every day. That's the cocaine.
He was like, yeah, I'm like, man, fuck you.
I need a blunt.
Yeah. I mean like, let me find some shit up.
That's the thing.
Like, the fact that I know how to control myself
shouldn't negate me from being able to use stuff,
because some dumb ass out there is going to abuse it.
Well, I feel like the people who know how to not abuse it are far
less than people who a don't know that they're not how to abuse it.
Like, this is the same thing.
You did coke all night and you're like, oh.
I did a bump.
I do coke all night. I did a bump.
Every time. I did coke. All night.
We did? Yeah.
Let me keep you.
Up, dude.
I'd have a sinus infection for two weeks.
After that. I'd be.
I never went hard in the paint with shit.
Except for greenery. Right?
I'd be up for two days.
Like knowing that my father's rolling over in his grave
because I haven't slept in two fucking days.
Because I'm too fucking high on cocaine.
And it was never a favorite.
I mean, I did it, it was just never my thing.
I never once did cocaine twice.
I never did it again.
Fucking the pill thing.
That was the one and done thing you ain't done.
Took no. Let's see, I did that once.
I did that one time. I can. Count my finger drug.
I think
all that stuff being
available, taxed, regulated and treated in the same fashion that alcohol is,
if you have an abusive problem with it, you get yourself in trouble.
You have. To just like. AA
and all that stuff. Stop doing that.
Because it stopped being ecstasy.
And then then it was like, oh, well, it's Molly,
like ecstasy was getting cut with too many other things.
Then they were like, if you want pure MDMA, you need to get Molly.
You need to legalize it.
Now they don't say that now.
Molly is the same thing that ex used to be.
And it's another thing they call it like moon rocks.
I don't.
Know where the resin nuggets.
Again the resin nuggets.
There's another thing with moon rocks involving like.
This is all the problem with criminalization of this shit.
There's no regulation, there's no purity factors.
There's no standards to be upheld.
So like the entire time, any drug you want to get,
you have to rely on the dealer that you know, to make sure
that it's pure and hope that it is and hope it doesn't kill you.
We used to say in 2003, like they just needed to give
Osama bin laden a bunch of ecstasy, and then he'd be Osama bin hugging.
Yeah, I did.
It's just it's just from ho phase
or whatever drug phase.
Is this
pretty slutty? Sarah?
Slutty Sarah could write a book.
Oh my God.
Yeah, actually, I think I might start a TikTok of doing stories.
Slutty stories.
Not slutty stories will be a part of it.
But slutty stories on TikTok.
Here we go.
Be yourself in other ways to stay single.
I'm married now, though.
Thank God this man accepted me and took me as I am.
But no, like.
You're still yourself and you managed to get married, is what you're saying.
Yeah, I know it's crazy sucker. This one.
And when I used to suck his dick all the time and shave my legs every day.
All the times have changed.
Yeah, like a motherfucker.
No more oral.
You got fuzzy legs all the time.
Listen, crazy big difference.
A kiss every day before he leaves for work.
But sometimes,
depending on how I'm laying in the bed, like I normally wake up when he leaves.
And if he can't reach my face, I'll just, like,
you know, reach my hand out or something.
But there's one day, and I, like, reached my leg out to him and he was like.
No. No, I turned around.
You always been awesome.
Might as well. Shit.
No no no no no no. Not that.
The transcripts of the Mason and French show for
might as well you get damaged,
man. I'm with the kiss her and she had the leg, and I was like, wait a minute.
Before I even got that felt of. Nope, nope.
Turn around and fuck that. Love.
You all turned around and walked out.
I did not get a kiss that. Day.
And I went on to work.
I ain't doing that shit. Now.
He deserves that.
I told Andrew, I told you I was going to give you
head.
It's going to be a weird handjob
with the head.
Your individual hand. Your only one hand.
Your side.
Normally, I'm a two, two, two handed type of girl, but, I'm on all this medicine.
It makes me nauseous.
And I'm like, as soon as a dick gets near the back of my throat,
I'm liable to throw up.
Just work with the tip.
Then I will. Write.
I guess a half ass blowjobs.
Better than no. Blowjob truck?
No, I know half ass blowjob.
You want a whole last. Blood
healed up?
I'll wait for you to get healed.
So you rather wait for a healed blowjob then?
I just kind of half you'd have to deal with right now.
I give a mean, but you can't do.
I never, ever gets like, the worst job I ever had.
Was still the best blue job of my life.
And I'm like, I know what the best blowjobs I can give are.
I've had bad ones.
Not for not ever for me. No, no.
Well, there been bad ones like, oh, fuck, you try to get through it.
Oh, we did have the conversation about the nipples.
The long nipples.
So Mike said that he saw nipples one time that were as long as.
His fingers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he
he talked about how you could choke on him if you were sucking on his titties.
Yeah, like very strange, very strange looking nipples.
I told that story to my coworker, my coworker,
and we were talking about, like, what if you're breastfeeding your baby?
You just like Deep Throat. Your baby with your. Own fuck?
Yeah. You did like.
And I told you that that girl having twins.
But this tip right here.
Fuck yeah, bro. Yeah, I saw that from here.
We're talking about their.
Take it for probably from there to the top.
So right about here to the end. That's easy to ensure.
That was antenna titties bro.
I never.
I've never seen long nipples like that.
But one of the girls she did have I was kind of shocked
at the length of her nipples, but they also kind of made like a.
Because I was thinking. About eight shape, almost like.
They had about those nipples during that conversation about the wrong nipples.
Yeah, but I didn't bring it up at the.
Same jewelry.
My mind, it's not the area, it's the motherfucking nipple.
Yeah, and in one inch, that's about the longest nipple I've ever seen.
A lot of guys like that like that. Wrong.
That's a lot of.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you on your thinking your your pointer.
Yeah. Yeah.
When that come out like a tree branch a twig like what is that. No.
Poke your eyes out of your face. That's a teddy though.
So I don't know.
The girl with the bigger Ariel is her problem is that she's got that.
She's got little bitty nipples.
She's got, like, pencil eraser nipples in a big Ariela.
I've seen. But all the delightful.
What are you pointing at?
The camera.
I gave a link to whoever that young lady is. Where?
Her pencil racer nipples?
Yeah. With the little nipples.
But everyone says nipples and immediately think Ariela is.
No. No, I think the whole thing.
I think that's.
I feel like that's how both. Is all encompassing.
When I think of the nipple, it's the aerial and the whatever, the.
Yeah.
No nipple thing and the little red lantern on to know.
I feel like the majority of the girls have what I refer to as, like,
marble nipples.
They've got like, a round nipple. And it's.
I'm like I say, it's a meaty nipple, but it's not really meaty.
It's just.
I don't know, I've seen all kinds of different ones.
I chart.
The vagina chart. Yeah.
You have a chart of vaginas?
Well, yes.
Just show like the way they all look.
It's like a drawing chart.
Is it? Resting vagina face.
Seven face.
It is 100%. Well, so this happened.
In vagina face. That's wonderful.
This was like ten years ago, and I was, in Florida visiting a friend.
And we had a friend from Colorado there, and we were talking about emojis.
And I was like, I think the peach emoji looks like a vagina.
I don't think it looks like a butt, and I don't like it.
Took me a long time to realize that people use the peach emoji as like, but cheeks.
I always thought it meant like vagina lips.
And my girlfriend looked at me and went,
is that because that's what your vagina looks like?
And I went, yeah.
And she goes, well, that's not what mine looks like.
And then I went, oh wow.
Y'all girls always having way too much, I guess I.
Don't know.
And it's not like. We have like this. Yeah.
Oh you're pussy. Looks like what?
Like I was saying, your nipples look weird. Does this look weird to you?
Like, y'all be asking each other some weird ass questions?
Why busting your body parts out?
Let me tell you something about being a lady
you're not allowed to talk about, like, gross things.
It's so taboo to say, like.
It sounds to me like it's absolutely.
Because I know I've never scolded you and said,
hey, look, sorry, sorry, you're not allowed to talk about.
That. Show here.
So the girl from Texas offended several of the girls,
and it was in relation to something that happened with me,
one of the girls that was there, she's been to 3 or 4 events now.
She's a coworker of another one of the girls.
And God bless Jess.
The first time I met her, it was 40th birthday and I got there
and got out of the car and was like, I have a fucking boil on my taint.
And I have been sitting on it for 45 minutes and I think I want to die.
And that girl was like,
okay, space to meet you.
And then you know what happens?
All the other girls will come up and be like,
oh my God, I had like this ingrown hair.
And it was so fucking bad.
And it's like,
you're not allowed to talk about those things, but somebody brings it
up, and then all these girls, you see them immediately have their own story
about something that is considered gross or unladylike or taboo.
And the glass ceiling has been shattered.
Ladies event.
All bets are off. They're like titties. And
you have
the JJ chart so we can look and see what kind of vagina they like.
The vagina chart.
And listen, you can find at least three vaginas
that could be your vagina on the vagina chart.
And there's.
Like, well, just like.
I showed it to you before. Yeah.
It's like 20 or 30 vagina on it. I'm all for.
But they're all drawings.
And there's a penis chart, too.
I'm all for it.
Yeah, I'll show you the I'll send it to you.
But it's. Yeah.
Like some vagina. Lips don't close together.
Some do. Some vagina bits have dangly bits.
Some have long dangly.
Bits, some beef curtains, beef.
Curtains or whatever.
And I'm like.
I don't I don't like saying these.
You don't know what someone's stripper.
Very well.
That's just a meaty veg. Yeah.
But that's just, you know, they have no choice in that.
Nothing they did made it that way.
And so like maybe.
You know, see and that's what the male thinks.
The male thinks if you got the beef curtains
all hanging out, if somebody's been in there beating that and no.
That's not going to hang hard in the paint.
That's right.
Somebody pulled their whole arm out of that story and said that I'm like,
now she wants the bone.
The club.
Yeah.
That friend that said to me, that's not what mine looks like.
And I immediately knew I'm like, oh, she's got the dangly bits.
Like, how about her? Her dangly bits like.
And now porn makes a lot more sense to me because I never understood
why some of those girls vaginas look like that.
Because you don't really think, do you think?
I guess you just.
You said you've never seen another dick besides porn dick.
Yeah. So you think that your dick.
Did you think everybody else's dicks look like your dick?
I have no idea. I don't care, Ben. Don't think that way.
So I don't remember that.
I don't give a fuck that this man's. Bigger.
Or this man's never.
I thought it was pouring
vagina that had all the dangly bits in it and all the meaty bits.
I thought. That was just a thought.
That was how you're supposed to look. Or, you know, strictly porn.
Because the big beat up. Yeah. No.
But when did you find it? When did you find out that.
Thousand and 18.
2000,
in real time?
Between 2015 to 2018.
So sometime in there you found out that
beef curtains did not equal pussy getting beat up real bad.
I remember having in like 2011,
having a conversation with one of my best guy friends,
and he was talking about beef curtains, and he was like,
you know, they say like that just happens naturally.
It's not like some dude beat her pussy up like that.
And I'm like, I didn't fully think.
I don't think I fully understood what beef curtains were,
which I.
Should hang out of the J.
Yeah, well, I didn't even.
Realize those parts hung out of the vagina.
I thought it was just when.
They opened the first doesn't.
So you figure all vaginas were like yours? Yes.
I thought even if you did have those bits, you know.
Suck back a bit of.
Lips, close.
It like it's all.
On the exterior.
That gives you that nice camel tone.
But not all.
But not all.
But not all labia majora are the same.
Well, I thought. Rose beef hangs out.
I thought I.
Thought that was maybe a minor sticking out, right?
Isn't that what that is? Yes, I thought it was contained.
But sometimes your labia majora doesn't touch.
And there's a space, right? But the minorities.
And that still could be tough.
I saw they could not be beef curtains, or they could be.
You never can tell. Well. I said that to.
This was when I was living with Brittany.
I said to a girlfriend and she was like, what do you mean?
When your vagina is like closed or if it's open, I'm like,
you know, when it like when it's closed.
Did you have to have the chart on hand for these kinds of conversation?
Doesn't close.
This is why we need a whiteboard here.
Or like a, like a, like a board, if we can say.
Display. What they put.
This on. The screen, look it up on the screen.
Now we're all looking at the same thing.
That's why I would love to have that set up.
That girlfriend. Said her vagina lips don't touch each other.
And I'm like, what the fuck do you mean they don't?
And she's got just a little bit. She sent me pictures.
That's a wonderful thing we did right there.
We took in the air all day long. That's beautiful.
But that's how some people think.
That's the most perfect vagina is. It?
Sounds like a perfect Johnny to me.
I don't even know what you're
talking about, but a little nicer little breezeway.
I don't want to make.
Some other woman self-conscious that her her area is not beautiful.
Because we're all beautiful.
It's just like Lisa said, like, every vagina is beautiful.
Everybody's boobies are beautiful.
I mean, mostly, but I don't know, I don't know.
I don't just don't want to make another woman feel bad about my body.
I ain't seen an ugly titty.
I seen a fucked. Up titty.
And it still wasn't an ugly titty.
What do you mean, a fucked up titty?
Like burned or.
No. Like surgery.
Like a big ass. Oh.
Like a dip in it or something. Big ass gash.
Like a like a not like a.
Oh, my mom's breast cancer surgery. She's got it. She's got
a big, like, a big.
Ass car.
Like a lump taken out.
Yeah, like a big ass car
and a titty kind of deformed a little bit from it type shit,
But still looks after.
Seeing an ugly teddy.
No, because even the alien fucking.
Saying that, Teddy still. Still nipples.
But it was just fucking Dan tenor nipples just.
At ten and nipples at all.
Scary concept to deal with.
But it wasn't a bad titty.
I felt like that girl who did have the wrong.
Her nipples were probably longer than this,
so probably like an inch, but that's still inches long.
Nipple though.
Yeah, like that's like like that's a dollar in dimes.
Like that's fucking significant.
Okay. Yes. I remember you saying like, how many nickels is it stacked.
She got a 20.
Nick 20 minutes.
I found that whole lot of questioning really amusing.
I threw out every coin I was making.
Like when we took out $1.15 times.
Like, how long are we talking about here?
What you're talking about, it's like $3.
Dollars is exactly how long my pinky is.
That's how long it never was.
Three. That's $3 in dimes.
All right.
That's an alien.
Yeah, that's more than half of it.
That's more than half a. So
she knows that she's got no
fuck. You know.
You got to see him.
You got to sign on. Now you.
Take a
after your baby like when you put your ball into.
Was that just when they got hard? Did they protrude?
As soon as she took a breath, they was out there.
Just like hanging, Right. You already.
You didn't know that she had these motherfuckers until she took her bra.
That's probably.
Half, probably half hard.
Poking out.
Not hard already.
You're probably already.
Probably soft.
Three out, 3/8 hard type shit.
You know what I mean?
Out 3/8 hard type shit.
But salt, because so much material.
You mean every single girl?
It's like. Dick and briefs.
Kitchen.
I mean, you know,
but you don't really know how much more growth you're getting now.
You can see the outline constraint thing.
What if I missed it?
What if you like, we're like in the dark or something.
And you went to
put you in your eyeballs, Oh.
Fuck me up if I, if I went in blind Mike.
What if it, like, slit up your nose into your eyeballs?
That's what I'm saying.
If I went in blind, that would have me like, yo, what the fuck is this?
Wait a minute. Hold on. So, like.
Like there's
actual grave potential for getting an eye taken out by those erect, bro.
Like, yeah, it was.
Like she could put a drum hard, harder, like floppy hard.
No, they weren't hard. Hard?
Yeah, you can play Thompson. You can
maybe, maybe maybe cause some damage.
No, I'm just saying.
What if you came up from behind,
like underneath or something, and it was just like.
Like, you know, like, if you're fucking a girl and you pull out
too far and depends on how they are, it depends on how thick they are.
Because Mike's fingers not getting up my nose very far.
You know what I'm saying?
I didn't say up your nose.
I meant along the side of your nose, into your eyeball.
Oh, like rides the ridge. Yeah.
The nipple, if the nipple has is, like, literally.
That's not even the.
He hasn't touched you.
And brushing your teeth, closing your eyes.
You got to know what's coming.
No. Like. Well, what if it was dark matter?
That's what I'm saying.
What if he has in the dark and she's on top and you go to, like,
suck on it if we're in the dark already.
And I know she got there was like that.
The first time.
The first time you come across these nipples and she's on top,
you go to suck a teddy and she's poking the nipple so long in the eyeball.
It's all the way along the bridge of your nose.
And your face still ain't touching no breast.
Because you gonna have.
You gonna grab a titty before you just.
Just jump on it, titty. That's a lot of nipple, man.
That's a lot of people.
You feel.
That you grabbing an extra finger somewhere?
Like, what the fuck is it? No. No, man.
Not if you.
If you.
Man, you feel.
And you grab this right here.
If you reach 40, you grab this.
That's up to this.
You're going to think this bitch got an extra fucking.
No, I'm already going. No. Here we go.
She got
she got some hips.
You know what I mean? So.
This is not so.
My eyes closed.
Bradford,
get your hand around this shit.
Like the entire thing.
That's why you got to grab that thing and see what you got to see.
How, you know, you got to size it up.
See how much of this you gonna get in your mouth.
This means you're gonna have to leave out.
This is why the bottom bring your hands over.
You basically suck at a
dick.
A nickel dick.
Yeah, I was, I ain't dead.
Bring it on in here.
You know what I mean?
Anything.
Let me get it.
Let me get the right one to fuck it.
What if she put her her nipple in your butt hole?
No, that can't be doing all that.
Are you sure you went and like it? Yeah.
It is no pleasure.
You stay away from that booty prostate.
It might get that tongue tangled in action.
You know, the finger thing ain't.
That's that's that's getting questionable.
Tongue and booty hole is allowed.
But the fact is not is it. That's. No.
That's what hits your property is that somebody smiles and the next thing
you know, you're gay.
Dog takes one finger to the smile.
I. I have.
A friend who.
Went all through
to the other side.
I have a friend who likes anal.
She really likes anal, but she's. At a point of liking anal.
Her husband has a really, really big Pepe, but she likes him.
Pretty difficult.
Put it in her butt and then put it like a dildo in with it, like so.
There's, like, two dicks in her butthole.
Got the. Whole damn. Just doing.
Penetration as. Well as the DP. No one.
And one's in your butthole. She wants to.
She wants to in the.
But that's fucking crazy.
In the two in the pink one in the stink.
She likes none in the pink. Just all in the stink.
Two in the stink that's hot and heavy.
And her husband's got a big dick.
That's a whole fist and a foot.
Yeah, yeah, you're jumping into that.
That's you fucking doing ventriloquist.
You doing that? Yeah. You jumping?
I have several friends that are
just got to be rough on your penis to have a deal up against your penis.
Maybe not. If it's, like, vibrating.
I don't know if he does it from the underside of the oversight
or the side to side.
I don't think we gonna have to be the same size.
You gotta get more questions.
Can't go that ass in an angle like that.
I mean, I know you got the slot, and
that's our long term friends.
Well, interrogators acrobatics right there.
I mean, that's
both of them for probably at least 25 years.
Job resume.
Shit. Oh.
And she got her vagina
in the very beginning when, like, hair removal was there.
And she still has, like,
the softest little, just as tiny, as funny as little patch.
There's, there's there's no hair on here at all.
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Because we talked about it at one time.
We're like, can we see it to like, she didn't pull out our whole vagina,
but just,
you know, the part above where it starts, where the landing strip would be
and there's nothing there.
And it's just it's baby soft, smooth,
which I think is nice.
I don't know, my best friend Ty says that all these girls got all the vagina
hair lasered off, and when they're 80, there are going to look like Mr..
Biggles Worth.
Mr.. I
heard that name is so goddamn fucking Mr.
Biggles word.
But still, that's more of what they want than not.
At least it doesn't look like a hairy Mr. Business. That's true.
To get to live a lot of your life with it being pretty.
Yeah. It ain't ugly, but somebody so.
Oh, that's the other thing.
And I don't know if this is true or not, but they say that
when after you go through menopause,
like if you do have long dangly bits, they shrivel up.
When they pull back in.
Yeah.
Castro along that shit man might suck it back up.
Okay.
I haven't used that Castor.
I got castor oil for my arthritis in my elbow and I still haven't used it.
That's it works good for them because bumps.
Yeah I get.
I will fucking go to town on your back again.
Just you let me know. When and put.
You know when and where I will.
I will totally Estus not at your back.
Please let me. At least it will let me.
Never get me, bro.
I don't. Want anything on it.
I want to get that spot on his face so bad.
You want.
To do what to? It ties.
S in the net, ties in the tie.
Like an S in the person that like, does
facials or like pops or pimples or.
So you want a doctor pimple popper on my face, dude.
She was.
I'm convinced. I'm convinced that it's not a black hat.
And this is like.
Yourself, an amateur s.
And I one time
Andrew was an unwilling participant of mine at the pool.
Did you hear.
So you saw like a bump on him and was like I mean I.
Can't stop down on the bench beside me and I'm like oh
Andrew and I went straight for it.
And you know what. You let me do it. I got like three of them.
You and Lisa said that she, she was like, thank you for doing that.
And everybody else is like, you're fucking gross.
I'm like, fuck all of you.
Let me ask someone else.
I did. Ain't gonna have it here.
I ain't the first person.
Becky with the good knees.
I like wedding kicked food out of my teeth for me.
Like, if you love somebody, you help them pop their pimple.
Do you pick the food out of their teeth? If they. It's like the.
It's like the community where the monkeys sit there
and they eat the fleas off of each other.
Yeah, well, I don't want to eat the.
You did that to yourself, baby, I know.
Jesus Christ.
Sorry.
Everybody shut up.
You go.
So. Okay.
On my high 80s of
poison sumac fucking I caught that Different World remake.
That shit was actually good.
I liked it.
If I could wish She Washy.
Was Bill Cosby in it? No.
But they bring up the Huxtable like
they bring up Denise's kids and all that shit.
Or yeah, it was the nieces kids. But yeah, it was already.
It was actually done pretty good.
It wasn't like, I guess how they did the Bel-Air
because I never watched that shit.
Well, Bel Air looked like it was going to be hard or something.
Yeah.
They're all the way out.
What's it ever, ever come out? I honestly.
Did it, but like.
It came out, but I have no idea if it was really any good.
Or I don't know, because I never watched it
because I'm like, man, it's not like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
They had fucking.
Carlton was like some real gangster type.
Like, it's hard as.
Shit going to be some British shit with a different world.
They just compacted a lot of shit into ten episodes, you know what I mean?
But so was this on Netflix?
Yeah, okay.
It was good, though I like it. They're bringing it back for season two.
They're back in Hillman.
Yeah. And it's just like Denise's kids or some shit.
You got Dwayne.
Dwayne Whitley got a kid, Ron.
Whitney got a kid, and it's there.
It's their youngest kid that's there because the other two that already went,
Ron's boy is going goes there.
Kim, her daughter teaches there.
Freddy.
Teacher there.
And Denise is nowhere to be found.
Denise is not there, but her son is.
Which one is the.
She's a Huxtable. Yeah. No, she's not.
The Kindle.
She married the guy from the Air Force.
But I guess they got divorced because the sun goes, she goes by Denise Huxtable.
Now she doesn't go by Kindle anymore. She.
Yeah. That's why son.
The dude that was fucking with,
Dwayne Wayne's daughter,
the second guy that she was now, the other one that she was fucking with.
Okay.
But yeah, so they they a whole lot of Mr.
Gaines, his granddaughter, is in charge of the pit
like she runs the pit, you know what I'm saying?
So it's a lot of ties going back to the old shit mixed with the new.
They did a good job.
Because, like, I caught an episode.
I think I talked to you about it with the old school intro with Denise and shit.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, oh, this is way different than what I usually what.
They're trying
I think they're hitting the bringing Denise
for the second season to bring it on, because at the end of it, the Wayne calls
Denise is like, hey, I got holla at you right quick.
You know what I mean? She pop up.
They don't they, they're hitting to it.
They're teasing it for. The next season.
Well because Lisa
they, they they even talk about why she wasn't on
like why she left fucking Hillman Hillman to begin with.
Because they're, you know, are not helming but the actual show different world
because Bill Cosby was a dickhead to her because she got pregnant.
He was trying to fuck.
Her so well, she got pregnant and he was pissed off.
And she got pregnant while filming the show.
That this the film was different, was supposed to be based on her.
Right? So she was a.
Character, and motherfuckers got pissed off of Bill Cosby
because the way that he was treating her and she said, fuck it, I'd rather be.
Why can't we wait and put out another season when she's not?
Because when fucking Claire got pregnant, the woman that played
fucking Claire, they raised up the fucking island in the show.
You know what I mean?
They did all the grocery bags.
Yeah, they had. Her for Lisa Rashad.
I saw her at when I was in high school, and we got to meet and greet with her.
And I'm not going to lie, she was an absolute fucking bitch word.
Yeah.
I can see that a little bit.
She not to the white to the white girls.
I can see. That it was 100%.
It was borderline racial, right.
It sounds absolutely racial.
Like it was just like.
Took no borderline about. No. Yeah.
She she took every single, every single black girl was given
100% attention, a full conversation,
everything else and myself and all the other white girls were like,
okay, here was like an autograph in here and go.
Yeah, tried to snub me over that shit.
What? Rock Kim tried to snub me over that.
Really? Yeah. So, I don't know.
I changed my opinion.
She's an amazing actress. Yeah.
She's an amazing actress.
And we watched her stage perform.
But, like, one of the questions that was asked her
during the meet and greet was about stage performing versus on camera performing,
which is completely different.
You don't get do overs on stage, and the response to
that was very, very rude and condescending.
Like, all acting is acting.
And and I'm like, no, it's not.
You get fucking do over when you're on bitch.
But yeah, when she was pregnant they used like grocery.
Bags, all kinds of shit.
She'd be in the bed with the blankets.
Yeah, yeah.
They cut out the bed for her to sit down and they sort of. Look.
She was standing on that bitch. 100%.
And they had the camera and they had everything moved.
When the starting, they were like, oh, he
went off and they were like, no, fuck you.
They were. Everybody was pissed off with Bill.
I left flimflam in her mouth.
He wasn't standing for it.
Bill Cosby, man.
I watched the lady make Jell-O pudding pops.
Those were shit to back.
And I'm. Like, I was looking for them to bring jello pudding.
She might do that. She.
You can still make them. No.
I just watched the video just making it.
And she talks about how, like, they had that thin ice layer on the.
Outside side of the.
Film, and they had it, but it was like the jello pudding,
sweetened condensed milk
and then regular milk and something else.
Yeah. So I'm like, yeah, we're gonna. Get some pudding.
I want to get some popsicle molds and do that because Mike
and the children are fucking ice cream eating fiends right now.
Yeah, we tearing some ice cream up.
And I am suffering with the smells and the sounds
that come out of my husband's body.
The sound. God, yeah.
He's lactose intolerant. Yeah, I did with it.
You know, we married, you know, I mean, we.
I wish that's what it sounded like.
It's like inside elbow fart noises.
Shaking the fucking fan.
Those noises.
Yeah, yeah.
Sounds like that.
That's like a me fart.
No, this is just full on, like, just.
Do you know?
You know, it's bad. You know it's bad.
It's awful.
Oh, yeah.
Terrible noises when the moist ones.
Oh, God. Check us out.
And then they'll be like.
Oh. No. Baby.
I got gas.
I know. What.
I got. This shit.
Fucked up, got fucked up.
I don't know what the hell is this?
Last night was a rough for last night,
because, look, last night I made some Mississippi pop.
Damn. Man.
Fucking had that shit.
Plus, I had fucking two goddamn Klondike bars.
Young shit.
Yeah, bro.
Not even a real ice cream.
Yeah, yeah, I. Don't know that. Three.
Contact bars anymore either.
Yeah. They do. They still call them Klondike.
Klondike? It's just a very treat. It's a Klondike.
Yeah, it's.
The song is B what would you do bar.
But now they just said Klondike.
Because it's not technically a bar. It's a square.
Well, either way, we've got the Risi ones and.
Chocolate mufflers for McDonald's coffee.
You're eventually going to hold on you a rectangle or a square.
But I have a degree in legal studies.
And we went over that case, and that woman had every right to sue,
and all she sued for was her medical bills.
But the coffee they gave her was so fucking hot.
It was an 80 year old woman.
It fucking melted her vagina shut.
It poured into her lap.
She had to have plastic surgery to get her vagina reopened so that she could pee.
And all she sued them for was her medical bills.
And they also don't bring up.
There was 261 other cases of McDonald's coffee
being so fucking hot that it melted people's skin off.
True fucking story. That's totally me.
But that's what people want. Especially old people.
I worked at restaurants.
Old people be like, sending it back on. It's not out of it.
I'm dumb ass. Old people saying they're not.
And it was a fucking freak accident and it was so unexpected.
But she was never going for punitive damages.
She was never trying to make money. She was.
All she wanted is
she didn't have the money to pay for her fucking $18,000 in medical bills
for them to reopen her vagina so she could pee again.
I can never get to a stop in this show.
I just say I'm a wealth of knowledge.
Constant dropping of interesting nuggets.
That's that's not only got burned by McDonald's coffee, had her
burned noted shut from the heat
where she was literally cauterized clothes and everyone was.
She's still like this.
Like 32nd
action.
And so
man and fucking god damn.
And that's all the duck
and all the hotness got up and just molded that over that thing.
Yeah, it's getting more of a story.
Old bitches use that badge.
What's that?
That's what you got, that motherfucker.
Bitch! Get down!
Need some big daddy?
Turn your gun.
Here you go get you. Go get it. Tonight.
That class was taught law.
And tort law is all about.
Like, if you owe a duty to do something
and you don't do that, so taught law would be if somebody. Or.
We'll get to that in a second. Mason.
If Andrew doesn't take his snow off of his sidewalk and someone slips on the ice
and breaks the arm, they can sue Andrew because Andrew owed a duty to do that.
So in this neighborhood, she.
They'll do that, bro.
You got to remember that. They'll do that in.
A good trip.
Listen.
The lawyer that taught us
would be like, is this a big duty or a little duty?
Is that possible or not? Since I said. I don't know.
Yeah, you might have hurt your chances. Okay.
So she would say things like. Is it.
Is it a big duty or a little duty?
And we had our first group project and I was like, yo, y'all, am I
the only person struggling with how often she says, big duty and little duty?
And I was nobody. Nobody loves.
Nobody else.
That's right. The only one being absurd.
What was it?
Your mom was in church saying something?
No. It. Was my. God, that's what it was.
But God. Have mercy.
Jesus, forgive us all.
Take the gods. Was it was a. Preacher.
Wasn't a preacher.
And it's not just that preacher. It's from another preacher.
I see it, it pops up in, like, my Bible reels and everything.
But no, it was but God and but God doesn't but got that.
And I'm like, I'm holding on.
I will, cause I'm fucking sit in the lap.
But it's me, her fucking cousin.
Fucking Aaron with us, baby.
No, it was Matt and Erica
and book guy Booker and motherfuckers are dabbing each other up.
They doing this number here and I'm like, I'm trying to hold it together.
I'm just fucking.
Her mom is already in a move because fucking her brother came late that day.
The church.
Yeah. And fucking.
And my mom is just up there. But God.
Yes yes, yes. But God. God, yes.
But God and.
God I am fucking like, yo,
your mom got to stop yelling.
Stop. She's doing too much.
She's like, yes, what?
God and I that's my dude.
The whole thing is, is like, nobody else can do this for you, but God.
Yeah. And I just God bless all of them.
It was.
So was that the same one where they did the sling blade?
Yeah, that was Sling Blade. It was.
So there's somebody out there that says, but God, God, God.
Yeah.
And it's Lauren El Harris, but it's he's the one that started the whole thing.
It's like a whole movement.
I feel like you can get shirts that say God,
but God like, that's like the top porno anal actress.
She's in the world.
She's the guy.
No, not my Jesus, not Jesus being spoken of.
Not my Lord and Savior, ladies and gentlemen.
With that said. No.
We got to bring this episode of stupidity to a close.
I'd like to thank you so very much for listening.
All your vagina is a beautiful.
All your women's vaginas are beautiful.
Everybody's vagina is beautiful.
Your nipples too.
Mostly. I think we should Russian roulette them.
Russian. Juliette. Yeah.
How great week, y'all.
Oh, look at.
I got one coming, too.
I got one coming. It's in the chamber.
Got a new one dropping. I'm gonna drop.
I'm a I'm going to record it next weekend.
I was.
I was fitting to,
Which one of.
You got a request on.
Who can it be that.
Who can it be now?
What was that song?
I don't know, but the remixes.
I got a P now.
Yeah.
Let's do. Okay.
Hold on. What you. Want to record with that?
I ain't got it back yet.
What do we got on here?
From 12 to what?
From 12 to what.
23? Let's pick something from 2016.
Go 2016.
2016. All right, 2016. Here.
There's a fort.
The screw fucking wrong. Classic.
I do love that one. Oh
I forgot about the screw one.
Y'all the same.
Y'all all the same I think as that one.
What were we talking about earlier was what was next?
I need a sandwich.
Next class would have been before that.
Okay. Yeah.
Sandwich juju on a beat.
A Jew makin.
Last session of 2016.
Let's just just do something random in 2016.
Doesn't matter.
I think you. Make it and then hit it, scroll it and hit it.
Let's do.
You make 2016.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
This song is called the Never Ending Jew Story.
Okay.
Have a good day. We love you. Very much.
Peace be.
With you.
Jesus. Go back in the booth.
Can I have my self?
I can hear myself.
Microphone check. One. Two.
Three. Four. Track number three. Now. G-Unit.
Back in the boot.
Now junior is gonna spit. YouTube.
Now some hot fire.
Y'all better to cool yourself off and get you some ice and some H2O.
That is really cold.
Did you want to beat? Now?
When did you get on that beat? He be dropping like it's hot now.
And now see you know his feet on fire
because he's spittin that fire from his head to toe.
Now what are you gonna do? When did you get on that beat?
Now, motherfucker took my shit because I didn't pat
my pat and trade mark a long time.
Back of the day.
What did you was kick it. Here we go.
This is how we go.
Fucking cowboy.
Track two two, two, two.
Been doing it old school for quite some time now.
Would y'all check me now?
I got shit on you to sit on videos.
Check me out of the scenery. What you gon do?
Check my name.
You can look me up on the motherfucking I empty.
Google that shit.
You can find me all over, motherfucker.
Worldwide.
That's how we do do unit.
Been doing this shit since 2002.
Probably not, but at least $60,000.
That's going to be going down or going up.
Since we are out here
and rocking by the studio album up, Indian Rope is in its mouth.
Fucking cold. Freezing.
Got to get a little motherfucking fire in the goddamn sink.
Get some heat.
Now on to the next one. What's it going to be?
Slow it down to the juju be.
Hey, hey do do do
hey do do do.
Track number three
juju. Hey,
we're dropping all different tracks now.
What's it gonna be?
You ain't got nothing on his mind.
He just fitting that motherfucking fire.
Hey! Oh,
God damn it!
All right, now, here we go.
Two juju.
Now, I don't like this one. I liked it before, but I don't like it.
I don't like it now.
Hey hey hey.
See, I ain't got nothing for it.
Was this the other one?
That.
Oh, fuck your God,
God damn it.
I don't fuck that one up.
God damn it.
Did you want a beat. Did you, do you want to beat.
We were driving down the street. I was kicking this shit.
We do a live action.
Did you want to beat this? It was all real good.
I fucked it up and do this to say that's how we do want to time.
I think I had the concept in my mind when I listen to the beat,
but now I forgot which song I was supposed to say.
What I'm supposed to say must have been the last one,
because I was going to drop my dishwashing job.
Going to end it with some dishes.
It must have been this one, because, yeah, it must have been this.
When I think about it, whenever it's time to drop it.
But I'm gonna fuck that.
I was like, you know, I might as well forget it, you know?
But it was going to be something like, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a this washer,
something like that, you know? But.
Hey. Because
I'm a cause I'm a dish washer, something like that, you know. But.