The Mason & Friends Show - Episode 1046
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Ladies and gentlemen,
for the 1,046th time,
featuring that man called the Black Manatee.
Yeah,
I got a story about that as well as myself.
El Mahoney.
Welcome to the Mason and fringe show.
What's happening?
Y'all was good out there today.
So this isn't quite a Jew unit type car story, okay?
But it's it's in that vein. All right.
Because I knew what had happened,
but I wasn't 100% sure what had happened.
To your car. To my car.
So I was driving my home.
And this is, of course, like the blues mobile or the not the blues mobile,
but the the Ghostbusters ectoplasm, you know.
Gotcha, gotcha. With all the with all the things that need work on.
But I'm still happy with my deal.
Yeah. You know. Yeah. So
driving home the other day, the gas is low
and I'm like, I need to get gas, and I forget, so I get home.
Oh, you forgot to get.
Forgot to get gas I get home, I come all the way home.
I have no indicator that I'm out of gas.
Okay, but I'm out of gas. Okay.
So I have all these things that I've been planning to do to the car here or there.
I do this thing.
I do that thing.
I'm trying to trying to conquer issues. Right.
So the car likes to buck when I downshift, particularly when it's been an issue.
I've conquered a lot of the violence of it,
but it's still randomly would do this thing.
And I'm like, I don't know why it's doing this.
I can't understand why it's doing this. So
the car has three holes on two pedals.
The brake pedal has one hole that touches a sensor.
Yeah.
And the clutch pedal has two holes that touch two sensors.
Okay.
And so I'm like,
I know at least one of those isn't working because my cruise control isn't working.
And I'm like, I think I probably need to start there
to make sure all the holes are plugged properly and everything's good.
Yeah, I haven't looked at it at all.
So I get a couple of these plugs that I know we're gonna fit in the hole,
and I get, I get home, I'm out of gas.
I turn around upside down.
I crawl underneath the seat on my back.
I'm looking up at the pedals and filling.
Filling with things. I find the three holes.
One of the holes is just empty on the clutch.
Okay, there's a sensor. It's not touching anything.
I put the plug in. I'm like, all right, cool. Bet that's a good start.
Then I look to the rest of them.
The brake pedal has a sensor,
and that sensor is held in with a zip strip.
There's a zip strip where the plug should be on the hole on the brake.
Oh, damn.
And there's a zip strip on the other hole
where the plug should be on the other part of the clutch pedal.
And I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ. So you just been kind of.
It's been rigged up to.
Run like crazy.
And the funny thing is, because the sensor was bad,
so I'm like, let me get a new sensor for the brake pedal. So,
you know,
I get the sensor, I got all the the three plugs I'm going to need.
I'm like ready to rock. Yeah.
I change them all out. It's really simple.
It's one of the most difficult things to do is actually get the,
Get the zip strips out right because they're in.
There already. In there.
They're already in there.
So I got to get in there with like a cutter, cut them.
Cut them out.
And even those if you can get them down in it.
Because I know the whole had.
A big I had what you might call a dike, not like one that drives a Subaru,
but like one, that one that's got little, little beak cutters, right?
Yeah.
And so I use those to cut it.
I got it all out.
I filled it all in. I put all the stuff back together.
I can't imagine how much harder it would have been to put in zip strips.
Yeah, than to just do what I did.
Okay. Right.
So I put it all back together and, you know,
but the night before, I was fooling with it and fooling with the zip strips
and I'm like, I don't know why this is here.
This isn't working, right? Yeah.
The car didn't want to start, but it was acting funny.
So I reached down and I adjusted the zip strip and I got it to act right.
And I'm like, okay, I know what's going on here.
Yeah, I think I'm out of gas too.
But let me go ahead and fix all this stuff.
And sure enough, I was out of gas.
So it was it wasn't like a big deal.
I went and I got a gallon and a half of gas came back.
Yeah. Car turn right on. Everything's fine.
You know, but like, it's one of those things where, like,
I'm not even pissed.
But our boy did.
You would have been okay.
He'd been after him.
His story would be so.
A whole animation. Yeah.
Because he wouldn't have known he was out of gas until, like, days.
But, like, I've had this happen before. Where I didn't know why I was.
He knew he would have found out he was out.
Out of gas on the road.
That's where it would have happened.
That with him, he would have never made it home.
He would have been somewhere where he was in the middle of doing something.
Yeah. And he was like, fuck, I got to do this.
I had it right over here to go over here and do all this shit. Down.
By the ass clown, because they don't have no gas cans of what the fuck, gas.
Get to the Exxon.
And you don't have a gas can.
That's right. For gas.
I got their gas station.
Yeah. That's exactly what. Would happen.
That's exactly what would have happened here. Yeah.
But yeah, dude, I came right home.
Didn't know I was out of gas.
So I tried to turn it back on and it wouldn't start.
And I was like, this has got to be a gas.
I got to be out of gas.
Two things.
First, you made it home. Second.
Incredibly, the car drove right home like it was not out of gas at all.
That's what I'm saying. So they had enough fumes to get you home?
Yeah. Then secondly, you got another vehicle to where you could win.
Got the gas anyway. So that's also the plus side of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean. Yeah. Yeah.
That's another thing for having the Jew he only got the truck is already down man.
I had to put air in the tire. Put all in the engine.
He had had to call it slap.
He had it called slap nuts. Yeah.
And been mad at him because now I had to call the fucking boy to come get me.
Give me some gas.
I called the boy and I said, I need you.
To talk about. I need some money.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta give me some money, some gas.
I said, boy,
bring your ass out here when the gas can full of gas
and I give you some motherfucking money when I get around to it
after I whipped your motherfucking ass.
So, speaking of the black man,
I wish I would have brought it with me because I completely forgot it
last week and week before last my daughter's birthday.
Right? Okay.
She wanted to go to Earth Glaze and Fire.
Okay. That's where the pottery. Yeah.
The pottery.
With that, they glaze that shit for you.
Whatever. Yeah.
Like you paint your own pottery, and then they put the glaze on it.
That makes it last. Yeah. Okay.
So we go there, right?
Do they spin it?
Do you spin it too?
And then they flame it up or do they just.
No no no they.
Have they have pieces. They got a bunch of pieces already done.
You pick a piece of this. Pick a piece and you paint it right.
And they got all the colors and all. That shit. Yeah.
They give you this.
Full spectrum.
This panel, and you get up to six colors.
Now you got a bunch of people.
Everybody get all different colors.
You get like, it was me, my daughter and my wife.
We're all the table.
So that's what, 18 colors.
18 colors you can get. You get busy with that.
So. Yeah.
Exactly.
So my wife got this little mushroom.
I was like, the Smurfs lived in.
She got one of those to paint a little mushroom.
My daughter got a little mushroom and she got a big strawberry flower
flower pot she wanted.
I happened to get a fucking manatee that was there.
And I painted the black man of the yellow.
I was like, yo.
Did you only paint it black or has it got other colors?
I got, I got the black, the black with the speckles.
Like the, the like space black, you know what I mean?
But the front of it is like the dark blue speckles.
Young.
And I was trying to do like.
A so this has like flake in it. Yeah. Okay.
And I was trying to do like a MB for Black Manatee but I fucked it up.
But I was trying to do like a symbol.
Like a superhero symbol bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Hell yeah. Oh hell yeah.
Because my wife was like, because I wanted to get the alien joint.
I was going to pay the alien or a dragon.
And she goes, oh, shit, baby, look.
And I was like, bet yo, that's my job.
I paid this motherfucker right here.
You gotta get that in,
like, a glass case and put it on the shelf
behind you or something like that is so amazing.
I was laughing my ass, man.
Yeah, I got a black man now.
Yeah, I got a black man in the cosmic painted black, man.
Yeah. Yeah, dude. Fuck, yeah.
That's what I'm talking.
I laughed my ass off. Yeah. What? I saw that bitch.
I was like, yeah, that she turned out real.
Because when you painted it, don't look like what it's.
Going to look like. Like it's gonna. With that coat on there.
That clear coat makes a big difference.
Like, you know, they put three coats of whatever you pay.
Now you gotta put three coats on it and then fucking do that.
So I mean, I'll put my three coats of everything that I'm doing
and I'm like, this just supposed to have.
My love.
You have a black man.
Man, that is so great.
So I'm like, it's supposed to have, like, these flakes.
I'm like, I knew it has the chunks in the paint that I'm painting.
I see the chunks that are in there, but I'm like,
I can't see what it's going to look like because she's me.
What? It's done. It's like a gray
and it's light blue color.
So when I got the piece back that just happened to fall out of the bag
and I'm like, damn, that boy turned down real good.
We're going back on vacation.
We're going to take the kids back up because man, like,
that's the place where that lady was berating the daughter,
you know what I mean?
But like, we're going to go back up,
say that story on the last one that we did when I told you about we went up there.
No, because I never said so.
When we went up there, this woman was up in there, man.
And she she
she was a bit.
She was abusing her daughter.
Yo, for no reason though, bro.
Like the little girl.
It's the mom, the little girl and the grandma.
We're almost done with our painting.
They come in and the little was like, oh, I want to paint this, and I want
or I want to paint this.
She's a bit of mouth.
And the mom is like, no, you're not doing none of this.
You're not doing you're gonna get a piece and you're going to do this.
And I'm like, and I mean, the mom is just being a straight bitch,
like straight up fucking bitch, bro.
Like she's like, no, I told you, we're going to keep this simple.
We're not doing complicated stuff.
We're doing this to heavy.
All the little girl is just the little girl is picking.
She's like, can I paint the flower pink and purple?
And she's like, you're making this to complicate the.
Little girl.
All she's doing is picking a piece like, mama want to paint this?
And the moms, like I told, you know,
we are not like the mom is just going off like, I'm like, wait a minute.
This little girl is asking you questions.
Are you being a bitch now? Sarah goes, babe.
That's a step mother.
She goes, I'm about to say something.
Like, yeah, you better keep her check.
For me.
Because in my mind I'm like, okay, we can stop this event
right here from happening.
But this little girl got to go home with this woman.
So what could this woman do when this when when the woman.
You know.
You can't protect her from that.
You can't, you can't.
You can't expose that shit.
The fucking grandma ain't saying shit.
The grandma's watching all this shit like they picked the the.
You don't think that's learned behavior?
The grandma was sitting back like a proud parent.
The grandma. Great. That daughter of yours.
So here's a crazy. Person, just like I did you. Your little baby.
So fucking the mom, it's like, no, you're gonna get this.
You're gonna get this now, have you people are looking at this shit
now because I'm like, bitch, everybody in here.
We was all chill.
The music was playing. The vibe was nice.
Cool. Yeah.
By painting the small fucking the radios, playing small school shit, man.
People are chuckling.
Yeah.
Groups are interacting. By having an old.
Fuck a little boy. Oh look at that.
You got a little superhero Mandy. You know what I'm saying.
That's amazing.
I can't wait to see that when it's done.
So how long does it take from the time you finish painting it?
Till the time you get it?
They told us it was going to take like,
5 to 10 days, right?
That shit literally just a week. One week.
And they had all, what, two, 4 or 5 pieces glazed and done, you.
Know what I mean? You got it back the next week. Yeah.
It didn't take long, you know what I mean? So.
All right.
You know, it's a decent atmosphere.
Burnett motherfucker outside this bitch. That was being a bitch.
So the bitch looks at her daughter because everybody's looking at her, right?
The woman finally. Sees everybody saying, look at you.
Got us in trouble.
No, she tells the daughter, look at what you got.
You got everybody in here staring at us because you're causing a scene.
And Sarah goes.
Sarah looks at me and goes, now,
bitch, we're looking at you because you're causing the scene.
The little girl ain't doing nothing but acid.
Can I paint this?
You know what I mean?
So then the woman takes the girl outside.
Drags right by her forearm.
She's outside.
And she studied breaking outside.
Now the people outside, they're eating.
Everybody else is doing this number.
Looking back at this bitch going off on the little girl, right?
Oh, man.
Dude, that's. So fucking. The grandma's up in there.
She's getting the fucking pieces. She's just looking outside.
She's getting the paint set up and all this shit.
I'm like, bitch.
Why aren't you fucking saying something to this whole.
That's how she raised her daughter. You know what. I'm saying?
That's a daughter and daughter.
Grandmother was like, mother. The fuck?
So I'm looking outside.
She's like, that's how my mama raised me.
The little girl supposed to raise. Our side.
She's like, she got her hands over her ears and she's just shaking her head.
She's just doing this number.
Just shaking her head ain't listing the mama study going off, people.
And Layla's looking. And Layla goes.
Dad, this is real life. Yeah, Layla.
Because we're sitting at the front window, Layla is like, dad, look,
all the people are staring at them, at her fussing at the daughter.
You know that when he voted for in the governor's race.
And she.
She was against Stalin. She didn't vote for her.
She she's the Seals lady.
She's one of them. She she she rocks a red hat.
This bitch definitely rocks a red hat.
I don't know, bro.
So she fucking bitch.
She comes back in, right?
She comes back in now.
The woman comes back in. The daughter still outside.
The woman comes back in. Sorry, y'all.
My daughter will stop being piece of shit.
She doesn't say shit.
She knows.
I'm assuming she knows Lee that works there because she called her by her name.
She's like, hey, girl, how you doing?
I said, what the fuck?
And my daughter goes, dad, she just hit this woman with some fake stuff.
I said, fake it. Yeah, baby.
That's that's a narcissistic bitch right there. That's what that is.
You know what I mean? That's how people see your mama.
She she she's she's just like that.
So the little girl
comes back in, right?
She grabs.
This little girl who sounds like she's really almost
a real sweetheart, but is going to be turned into a complete mess.
Yeah. By the time she's our age, she's going to be insufferable.
Oh, yeah? Yeah, she she's adorable right now.
Yeah, yeah, but the mom's gonna fucking fuck her whole life up.
So the girl goes, get.
This fucking.
You know what?
I'm not even laughing.
I'm like, I'm laughing.
Otherwise I'm going to. Cry.
Because that's just horrific.
You can see what's happening here because that's what made me think, like,
even if we say something to this woman and we stop this whole thing from happening.
Whatever you said, you'd either have to hit the tone
completely perfect to the woman or it's complete lost cause.
Even even if you did.
And your chances of being perfect for that lady is so infinitesimal,
there's no reason to try, because it's like literally 0.0001.
Because even for.
Either the bitch is going to act like a bitch towards me,
and then I'm gonna have to say some real fucked up shit to her,
and she's going to put on the white woman tears and be like,
it's black, I fucking, it's out to me type shit. Or
she's going to say, fuck it,
take her daughter home, and then do something to the little girl,
like lock her in a cage in the basement for a week.
And that's your punishment because you made a scene
that she didn't make, it was you that made the scene.
So when the little girl comes back in, right, the mom get, like,
some some bullshit ass fucking on it might have been a plate that she got.
Just something simple to paint.
The grandma got like a little book in.
The daughter gets this fucking giant fucking cat thing
that, you know, I'm like, that is more complicated than the that
she was already picking out that you just said okay to that. See.
And that's because that little girl smart and she's being a bitch back.
I guarantee you she was being a bitch back.
That's being a bitch back at that point because she was like,
oh, can I get the little flower and painted pink, purple and and
and with a little green stem
and she's like, why are you making this so complicated?
You get six fucking colors.
You can make a badass cat with six colors, though,
but you need some, like bluish green for the eyes.
But like, I'm. Just. Like black.
The whole fucking situation was just blown out of proportion by the mom
being a bitch.
I'm like, that's a true fucking cut right there.
That ain't nothing but that.
If you look up that bitch
going to be right there, that is a true cunt right there.
Then you come back in and try to be all fake and like nothing ever.
Happened, like nothing happened.
We didn't all just see you berate this little girl.
This adorable sweetheart of a child.
And she's just trying to paint. So my thing was this.
Fully fucking defunct.
Now she's like a total mess.
But here's the thing. She's a teenager. She's gonna be an evil.
Taking your child to do something like this.
Expected to take some fucking time.
You're not going there to fucking hurry up, do something and leave.
You're going there to set chill.
Have some kind of bonding fucking moment, you know what I mean?
Like that's the whole point of fucking doing some shit like that.
Like when you have a child and you go do these fucking activities.
Yeah, yeah.
Expect to be fucking there for a while.
Expect the kid to be indecisive on what you gave a kid
a thing to paint that you could pick anything in this motherfucker.
Paint a lot of choices. You give a kid
of fucking
colors to pick from and they can only pick six.
Fuck, bitch.
That's going to take at least 20 minutes to make a good decision.
With that alone.
And why and why do you care, as the parent, what the child picks
and how hard or complicated or not exactly like.
What, as long as they're having a good time
and doing their fucking things, you're having a moment.
But also like the more complicated it is, shouldn't that lead to interactions?
Like what do you think I should do here?
Well, maybe you ought to do a little bit.
Conversation like it now.
The mom was all about her. The mom just wanted this shit.
I'm doing this basically. It's like, I'm doing this.
I am here because I'm your mom and I'm doing this.
I'm taking you. Brought you along. Exactly.
You should be thankful to be hanging out. With me.
Yes, that right there. But she.
Shut my mouth.
Shut your mouth.
You want to paint a flower purple? Shit
so bad I was like this fucking cunt.
That is way too complicated.
And I was like, I told Layla the baby.
You got paid attention. Motherfuckers like that you don't want to deal with.
You know what I mean?
Like, don't bother with like that, you. Know what I'm saying?
You know, that place sounds pretty fun, man, I feel like.
Yeah, like.
The. Place is cool and make my own black manatee before I see yours, be like,
I'm gonna make one. Two.
Because you know how superheroes got different outfits?
Yeah. Man.
You make a black man.
Like they got.
They got music playing the background and how we got music on here, right?
Right. They got music playing the back.
It's not. Too late to create a vibe, man.
And then you got like.
So there's. But trying to make this place chill, man.
It's like six tables in the front.
And then they got the tables in the back for like the bigger parties.
And you know, it's kind of like a partition that's there.
So sure they've got parties in the back.
They try to use.
Yeah for general walk ins.
And then they have like a private section.
Yeah. For bigger parties. Yeah.
You know what I mean. So they kind of keep the bigger parties separate.
It's like a kid's birthday party. Yeah, yeah.
They had a birthday party there. When we was there.
They had a birthday party in the back sitting up. That's crazy.
You know what's wrong with this? Like, I'm.
This is why.
This is why I don't go to places like that.
But then again.
Because that shit hurts my soul when I see people being like that to their.
Kids. To me, it was also.
I'm like, I don't even want kids, and I'd rather be the one
taking care of that little bastard.
Look at you people treat it like shit.
I'm being assholes that day. Like so we had.
We were uptown and.
People like that give me more instance to be a parent than anything else.
Like I was fitting to. Go on.
You want to put the job up for adoption? I'll take it away from you.
I was fitting the goal for this one, dude before we even got into place,
because fucking kid and tab minutes uptown and they had her nephew with him, right?
So he was going to come paint, right? Sure.
So we were going to have like two separate tables.
Everybody's doing their own thing, but they didn't.
They only had table for one.
But when we were uptown, we're all talking.
We're on the sidewalk. We're talking right.
We're in front of the stores, but we're on the sidewalk,
like right here by the road there.
Space on this side of us.
You know what I mean?
To keep on walking.
We're made sure we're out of people's way.
Well, kids, nephew turned around and almost bumped
into a guy, you know, this old fucking fucker, right?
And, you know, he says sorry.
You know what I mean, right?
The old dude's like, why don't you watch what you cool like.
Oh, and I'm like, I wish you would go to fuck off on him
because I'm about to light you up, you ignorant old fuck.
You know what I mean?
And we made our contact.
I looked at the dude and he was about to say something,
and he looked at me and he put his hands down and shut the fuck up like, hey,
yeah, I want you to say, please go off on this kid.
Please keep talking.
Because I'm ready.
I'm in the mood already waking up, you know what I mean?
I'm in the mood to light your stupid ass up and fucking Sarah goes.
The kid was like, hey, look, you gotta remember, we ain't here.
County.
We up here with these yahoos.
I'm like, fuck them yahoos.
They kiss my. Dick everywhere.
May not. Be like, they're assholes everywhere.
It's not like it's exclusive to some area these days, but everybody's an ass.
We're in there, right?
And as we're in there,
we're paying because they didn't have enough tables for kidnap,
so they ended up leaving.
As we're painting, I look up and I see the old fucker walking
right back down the sidewalk. Just grumpy.
Just looking for trouble.
Yeah.
I'm like, bro, this one assholes are just pissed off.
He's woke up and he's mad today.
Just be mad. Like, yeah.
And they go out and take it out on other people.
Yeah.
Like the kind of people that drive 55 in a 65 in the left lane.
Yeah. Yes, yes.
Just, just just to piss other. People off.
I see you back there, but I'm not going anywhere.
Nope. I'm not moving.
You could go around me. I'm driving.
You can go. Around when you catch me at 70 in a 55,
and you ride my ass, and I don't get out of your way.
That's just fuck you.
But when I'm going 50 in a 65.
Yeah, and I'm going slow.
That's because I'm saying fuck.
Yeah, yeah, but I'm like.
I don't even know you when I'm saying fuck you.
The crazy part is you see more and more people doing stupid shit, like,
like me and the other.
This other guy.
The other day, we were talking about how you got these ignorant people like he was.
He said something about, oh, what the fuck was.
It was something about drivers in Northern Virginia.
And I said, bruh, they got to be some of the worst
motherfucking drivers on the planet right now.
It's the region.
Yeah. It's totally the region.
It's more than just the Virginia.
It's the DMV.
Yeah, that that DMV circle that area right there has the worst.
Drivers 50, 60, 70 miles around capital.
And I said, but the further south you go.
But the fuck is wrong with you guys since you go west East.
They got since like right.
You see motherfuckers driving in the right lane, the left lane wide open.
You pass them all, you get back. Over right.
Everybody.
Gets the next one and you move around.
And it's just smooth as can be.
But you go out Northern Virginia, it's all fucked up. And he gets.
He starts laughing.
These clown shows coming out here, out, out this road.
Come to this house, I'll hear from Warrenton.
Yeah. Like damn fucking all right in that.
Just fucking cruisin, you fucking dick.
Right. This motherfucker, he starts laughing, right?
He goes, you know what's funny?
You say that because he said just this morning.
He said I was on my way to Alexandria and I'm
leaving out, and I'm on 29, and I'm going to Gainesville
and the whole left lane full of traffic, just everybody is in one lane.
He said the right lane had to be wide open for at least 2 or 3 miles.
There was nobody there.
Yeah, he's like, I just got over in the right lane and just drove past everybody.
He goes, I'm not even speeding.
He goes, I'm cruising.
He's like, I'm doing probably under the speed limit at this time.
The willingness to change lanes in simply a two lane session
is so much going to help you better than the way people just think.
Just getting left lane and they just fucking base.
They're literally sheep.
They are literally following the leader.
And it's like the herd.
Mentality 510 miles in the left hand lane because they're going to take a left
handed turn. Yeah.
And I'm like, can you stay in the right hand lane until you're maybe a mile or.
Two a mile out? I get that.
Half a mile, you know. Between. My
half mile.
Yeah, yeah. We make you. Move over. Yeah.
Because that's when the traffic is really going
to start getting fucked on that side
for you to make that left outside of that, man, just keep right.
On the right and chill like you're doing.
Do what you're doing in the other way.
There's only two.
Here's the other thing to be getting me.
And I hate doing this shit in the truck.
Like when I'm in my truck and I know I got to get over,
I see I got space, but as soon as I hit that signal.
Somebody get up.
I'm like, the fuck are you doing, bro?
Like. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I just need to get over right quick now.
I got to slow down. Yeah.
They throw your whole way out.
Motherfucker behind me.
It's like, well, let me get over to bitch.
Just let me get. I'm about to be out of everybody's way.
You know what I do in that happens?
I usually hit the other turn signal,
like, I'm like, get over so I can get your spot. Yeah.
Like I'm like, are you looking at me because I'm looking at you.
Get over. Yeah.
You know, I put on my left signal and put my tires halfway.
I get halfway when.
I start doing that.
The motherfucker still, they want to ride up on that side.
And now, because I'm in a vehicle that has cameras in it.
You can't.
Think it's not even acting for.
I can't even do that.
Move to where?
Like, I'm going to act like I'm getting over.
And they put on your single when you got.
It, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I have to have that signal on to me,
because if I start swerving, they're like, oh, yo, what is it called?
The camera will tell you, mind your lane because it thinks you're swerving.
Yeah. You know what I mean.
As you're going over, if a car all of a sudden starts to speed up
and you got to pull back, it'll say the same thing, it'll be begin
and all that shit gets sent to somebody else
so they could see what's going on, whether or not they say, oh,
you're driving right. Or not, probably see that.
Oh. They do, they do, they do.
Because the guy told us that
the the the guy that does the camera, he, he didn't opened up everything.
So the camera's going to talk to you more for all kinds of shit.
He just wants to see what it's all going, what it all picks up and I'm like,
how long have you had this system?
Because what you're saying right now doesn't make sense to me.
You know what I mean?
But I didn't say nothing.
I'm just like, I'm listening to what he's saying, but it doesn't make sense.
You got the guy.
He opened up everything that this camera can do just to see what it's going to say
and what it's going to pick up on them, to see what y'all going to keep on
to be like.
All right, you guys need to work on this. Need to work on this, work on this.
Because we got meetings like every fucking month.
They, you know, if you do something that accumulates points,
you got to be on these calls that last fucking hour and some change
for fucking really something that's just simple enough to be like, hey, man, just,
you know, do this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it turns to these long speeches.
What do you think you could do?
I'm like, come on, man. Like for real?
Like I got work. I'm trying to get done.
Y'all want to do this shit here like I get I understand. The safety.
And then they're like, hey, buddy, you're an hour and a half behind Susan.
Hour and a half meetings over there like, hey, you know, at this point the day.
All right, an hour and a half behind.
So see if you can't pick it up.
But be safe about it.
Be safe. About be safe.
Hurry up and be safe. Yeah.
I'm like, you know what?
Whatever it is, what it is.
Yeah, man. Bills gotta get paid. Some kind of.
Hey, did you see that video I sent you on Instagram
about the dude getting hit by the bison?
This motherfucker got launched. Yo.
I think I've seen it before. He him.
And I guess it looked like it might be a daughter.
Granddaughter, maybe.
And she say it's on the Graham.
Yeah, on the group. Graham. And you see him.
They stopped to take pictures.
Now having the fucking bison goes after
the fucking
truck that drove in front of it.
You know what I mean?
The bad thing chases him around the tree
and he was doing good until he stopped.
Yeah. You can't stop.
He ran around the tree. Now he's on the other side of the tree,
looking at the bison through the other end.
All right, hold on, hold on. Let me. I want to watch.
Is there a good sound with it?
I don't know, I didn't have the sound on when I saw it.
Wild moment at Yellowstone.
Let's see if.
I don't know if there's anybody that I'm like, no, don't do it.
I don't think there's any sound.
The one where the bison is laying down.
Yeah.
And you see the guy with the beard, the binoculars and.
Yeah. And the little.
Girl was with the girl with the red shorts or whatever in a green shirt.
Yeah. So the Bisons really rolling.
And the funny thing is,
whoever's got the camera on this is pretty much in the same boat.
Like, the bison could have turned around now.
So the bisons caught wind of this dude.
Yeah, and he's on his ass.
Oh, buddy.
This is not going to go good.
No, don't.
It don't go good.
This old man is running around the tree.
Yeah. See, he gets it outside the tree.
He was good if he just walked away from the tree.
But he stood there. Yeah, he should have ran away from the tree.
He should have. Kept trying to put more distance between.
Yeah. Oh, shit.
And now the thing's going around again.
But now he's got him locked.
Oh, yeah. Oh, did that man survive that?
He said he got injured real bad.
Seriously injured. Thrown eight feet into the air.
Yeah, he did like a full upside down somersault.
Yeah.
He had to break something.
Yeah. No, that was a bad idea, buddy.
Hold on. I'm sending you something else. I just saw this.
This is fucking hysterical.
There's some Russian dude on the machine gun.
Against these people.
Gets a hold on tight enough.
He ain't have that shit locked in.
Oh, wow.
So the thing, Spence?
Yeah, he ain't have it locked that ball away.
He went with it.
Wow, that old dude.
I'm like, man, these fuckers with these goddamn wild animals.
Like, I don't understand it.
I really don't.
You see enough to know you.
A wild animal is a wild animal. Yeah.
But yet motherfuckers will go up to it and be like.
Or want to take a picture. Yeah.
You know. But. This is that. Selfie, Mike.
This is natural selection finding its way, honestly.
I mean, you're right into the system.
All right, like that dude, that grandchild there, that daughter.
Yeah. Whatever.
She was compared to that old dude that she.
Did, she didn't stick around. She wouldn't run around. A tree.
That dog went the other way.
Will forever be like, I told you to come with me.
Yeah.
Or forever be like, I have to train my children.
Not to do what granddaddy?
Don't do what Papa did.
Don't be like your pop.
Pop is lucky he ever lived to. The point.
He definitely got pop.
Pop? Yeah, whatever he did, he broke his brain long ago.
And I saw a bison knock him through the.
Air because, like that woman last year.
No, that was this year
that got fucking mauled by the snow
leopard because she was trying to get a selfie with that fucker.
Yeah. Like, okay, come on now.
Oh, shit.
You got the turtles van going.
On, yo.
Yeah, the party van.
Man, that your little tight?
I was like, man. Yeah, that.
I was hoping they would open up the side door, you know what I mean?
And it'd be like how it had on, on the,
on the actual toy.
That's crazy.
Because, you see, they got the painted missiles
on the on the mirror, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, I want that kind of van
or a flat nose old school to actually make a mystery machine out of.
Oh, yeah. There you go.
That would be cool.
But this definitely is pretty cool to.
It's a little bit much, though, with like, the stickers
and the windows and all that stuff. Yeah. I can't, I can't.
They really didn't need all that.
But still it still would be tight like I would, I would
have, would like to see that fucking side door open up.
Like, you know how they had to come out like that instead of slide open.
That would have been cool.
But yeah.
It's like you see more and more shit, man.
Now days more people are going out here.
Like once they had, they had people like Yellowstone,
getting burnt by the water.
And because they're like, they're, they're
I guess I don't know if they're trying to get samples
or they're touching the fucking.
Water out of the geysers.
Not the it's some kind of pool.
Like there's like a pool of water or something like right there.
Whatever.
Like, I mean, you're not supposed to go near it, you know.
They've got, like, the hot water.
Something like that. Yeah, something like that.
And people are like, oh, let me see how hot it is.
And I'm like, and I've been sitting hearing your voice.
And that's selection.
Like I heard some shit on there on the thing.
Something today they were talking about apparently
there's like these stress toys that the kids go squeeze.
The squishies or whatever.
Well, some kid had one in the hot car, squeezed it when he pulled it out the car,
and it burst out. Oh, yeah.
And fucked him all up.
And there's like a TikTok
trend that, like, put them on the microwave
and then squeeze them and burst all over them.
Yeah, yeah, this is natural selection, dog.
You gotta, like, not let your kids get into this kind of dumb shit.
It makes no sense.
I'm like, I remember growing up
and I remember the one thing they always told us was like,
don't play with the electrical socket.
You remember that?
I ever tell you about the time they blew up the circuit at the high school? No.
I'm in third grade, and
there's a, you know, the electric plug on the wall.
Yeah. And we're sitting around.
There's maybe 12 of us, 15 of us all on the floor, Indian style.
Yeah.
Teachers reading the book, you know, reading us a story or whatever.
And I was at one point next to the electrical outlet,
and one of my buddies was like, hey, put this in the electrical outlet.
It was just a wire. Yeah.
And I was like, nah, I'm not going to do that.
And they had and I moved away.
I actually was like, I'm not going to be anywhere part of it.
Yeah, I got clear of it.
So because I was actually,
I guess I was interested in a story or something and leave me alone, bro.
And so
I knew the kids, I don't remember their names,
but they had a piece of wire on a with a piece of tape holding it.
Okay.
So they literally had like a, a tape flag that was coming off of this wire.
Okay.
And they were holding it by that.
Okay. So they're holding by the tape.
Holding it by the tape okay.
And you know, it's just literally a piece of
regular ass clear cheap school tape.
Okay. You know. Yeah. The little Scotch tape.
Just a little Scotch tape that you would use on your Christmas presents.
Yeah. You know, and it's it's that long.
It's it's a little over a half. It's not even an inch.
Yeah. It's not even an inch. A piece of tape.
They're holding this like sproul of wires.
It's like
six, seven, eight pretty fine wires.
Yeah, maybe three inches. Two inches.
Not much. Just a little bit of wire.
And apparently, because I remember the one kid said, I'll do it.
And he stuck it into one hole and nothing happened.
Okay.
He's stuck it in the ground part.
It wasn't the ground.
He stuck it in one of the two. Okay, two prongs.
And nothing happened.
And he looked at the other kid, and the kid was like, try the other one.
And he stuck it in that.
Now, at this point, I'm watching the story.
And to my left, you guys, is where this is.
Happening, is happening. It's where the electrical socket is. Yeah.
And there was a character in Mega man at one point that was like electro dude.
Yeah.
And he would throw these charges at.
Yeah.
And the way they were shaped and I saw that in my peripheral vision.
It was literally one of those things.
And it was a it was bigger than a softball.
It was probably like a volleyball size spark.
Yeah.
And like the kid that did it, like jumped back and nobody got hurt.
Yeah, but the entire school's power went out.
God damn. He didn't blew the whole circuit.
He blew the whole. Joined the whole school.
Like we're talking like
third, fourth, fifth grade.
Yeah.
In that school, I think they were at least three different grades,
you know, probably a thousand kids maybe, I don't know.
But we flew the whole joint out and they were like.
And of course, like, these are my friends.
So I'm like targeted as well in the investigation.
You guilty by association, bro.
I saw them fucking around with him and I moved away.
I literally extricated. Myself in there with him.
No. You guys are part of this. Too far.
You're going to find guys. That's too far.
Oh, man.
But that's one of the things we were a little.
Don't. Don't fucking talk to strangers.
You know. Somebody don't stick nothing.
They let somebody said that's not the way that's supposed to work.
I said, yeah, it was clearly wired wrong.
Yeah, somebody wired the system wrong.
And this kid fucking pal.
Hey, but that's one of the things we learned.
But now it's so much.
It's like common sense has left the entire conversation.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah, you got the type motherfucker.
Listening to, though. People just don't listen.
Listen, comprehend critical thinking all the above.
That's that's the thing where it's like the focus on, like, the long
haul or whatever, you know, like the not the next thing, like.
Yeah, like I scroll too much too, I like it fucking waste parts of my life too.
But a lot of the times I'm thinking about other shit,
I get something planned and I do something or I figure something out.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Not all the time that I spent on my phone.
Am I wasting?
Yeah, but a lot of it is wasted. That's true.
Like, it's hard to make, like,
the productive stuff outweigh the unproductive stuff.
Yeah, that's always a challenge.
Like, that's kind of similar shit that I go through now.
Like, that's kind of where
the book reading has really helped me out with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need to pick up. I need to pick up books.
I just started diving into all my books.
It was like, let me just, you know, I got all these books.
Let me just read all these motherfuckers, you know,
reread some of these motherfuckers.
Like, you were talking about something on one of your Instagrams, about books
and what to read together.
And you were, like, talking about the Marxist book The Call Marx wrote.
Yep. Yeah.
Reading The Communist Manifesto along with 84 Animal Farm.
And yeah, I. Mean, those would.
Be both of those, though, if you pair them together, because The
Communist Manifesto basically sets out and says, look,
you are given the tools to fight your government when it comes to,
you know, all this bullshit with the capitalism and all that.
They give you the tools.
The thing is, you don't know how to organize those tools to use it.
And then on top of that,
even if you do use it, because this is what got me with it was like.
It still doesn't work.
Yeah.
He's like, you can do this. Overcome the greed of man.
That's exactly what it basically lays out.
Like capitalism, if you at least stick to basic capitalism,
there's sort of an oligarchy or.
What's the thing where how good you are.
Meritocracy.
Yeah, it's a bit of a meritocracy there.
It's just when it's the crony capitalism where we bail you out
because you're our buddy.
Hostess cupcakes goes up, belly up.
But General Motors and Chrysler get. Paid.
And then Chrysler gets forced to be purchased by a foreign company.
Yeah. Like and see, it breaks.
It breaks all that shit down in a way that's like.
We shouldn't have gave them any money.
And then they'd have got sold to somebody and there would still be some corvettes.
Would still be a thing. Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Somebody would have brought the bought the proprietary rights to corvettes
the same way somebody bought the proprietary right to Twinkies and Ho HOS,
whatever the fuck else Hostess Cupcakes had
when they purchased the hostess cupcake brand. Yeah.
You know,
and they could have done the same thing with Coca-Cola or whatever the fuck goes.
Out of there.
You got a lot of these brands now.
They're like, nobody wants to fuck with us because our shit doesn't
taste like it used to.
Or that's why we drink Mexican Coke and not motherfucking.
Yeah, because they're like.
Because this is the real thing.
Brought to you by Mexican, Because fucking like,
when I was reading the manifesto
and I'm, like, in his house lane and shit out there, like, look,
even if you did, there is always going to be the system of class.
Class always fucks up some kind of way because those that have
are always going to be pissing on those that don't have, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Regardless what system gets in place, then they're like, the other thing
you got to think about is if you have,
who would you have be in the position to lead?
Because people don't trust other people to do shit.
There's always going to be a struggle here. Yeah.
You know what I mean.
Even if you take all the money
out of the shit and you can distribute that money equally across the board,
you're still going to have somebody that is going to say,
either I want more or I don't have as much as this motherfucker.
That's always going to cause a problem.
So it's like, how do you find this balance to make it work?
Because those that are in power are controlled by more money
and not actually for the people.
And I'm like, that's what we argue all the time.
Yeah.
How do you make something like that happen?
And then when you go read, you know, Animal Farm basic fucking book
and how fucking they took over the farm.
All right. We got rid of the motherfucker that's so pressing us.
But now you got the pigs that had learned.
And it's based on the Bolshevik revolution. Exactly.
Yeah.
And, you know, and it's like, what do you do that?
Because now.
And what happens, you end up with, you know, all animals are equal.
What, some animals are more equal than other animals.
Yeah. And that's, you know, they.
Change the shit up for what it said this before, but now.
No, we're going to change it to now.
It says this all.
That stuff that's being talked about of those books from back
then that everyone that's brainwashed these days wants to think couldn't happen
now, or completely, completely ignorant of the fact that it's happening now.
Yeah, and it's been happening
now, and it happens through Democrat and Republican administrations.
Happens.
To all peoples that you like, through peoples that you don't like.
That doesn't matter.
They all.
Because they all are controlled by the fucking money.
Everybody is controlled by the fucking money.
Ted DiBiase said. Everybody got a price.
And these motherfuckers know
the price of these people that they put in these offices.
And then he said, money, money, money, money.
Meant you with that laugh.
You know what I mean?
But it's true.
All these motherfuckers go up in there like people are like,
oh, why aren't the Democrats say nothing about all this going on?
Because the Democrats agree with what's happening.
Yeah. That's right. That's why they're not pissed off. That's not or not.
Because they're owned by the pack as.
Well, making the same amount of money
that the motherfuckers you're pissed off at are making the same.
They're everybody's making money except for the average man.
We are the ones that are paying the price for all of it,
because we always pay the price for it.
The poor don't pay the price for it because they don't have nothing
that they can take from. Yep.
In a sense, the poor are actually freer than most motherfucking people in a state.
Fucking in a. Sense, yeah, like fucking Mr. Wendell.
Like Arrested Development.
Yeah, yeah, he's more free than any of us.
That's right. To be, you know, to be.
But it means a snack to me.
But it means a big deal to you. Exactly.
You know what I'm saying? Like. But
serve God only.
Yeah.
That's not bad.
This. This thing, like, all this stuff.
Like there was such positive music in hip hop in the early 90s, bro.
And they ran it off.
Yeah, and like, that's CIA propaganda.
Oh, absolutely.
Like, we can't have people that aren't filling our prisons.
We're privatizing prisons. We got to fill them up.
Maybe we need prisoners.
And fucking that all everything.
And because the mentality soaks into more than just the target.
Oh, absolutely.
Everybody gets that. Some kind of fucking.
That's why things are so out of control these days.
We're literally Clockwork Orange. Have you seen.
Yeah. And those. People, the clockwork.
I haven't read it, but I've seen the movie.
I liked the book a little better, but it's.
They're both really good. Yeah, but here's the thing.
The movie sort of politicized itself a little, I feel like.
But maybe not.
I haven't watched it in a long time.
Those of us that know what the fuck is happening
and are navigating around what the fuck is happening, and watching
those that have no fucking clue what's happening,
or they're just repeating what it said on something.
Maganda parrots.
You know what I mean? It's like, yo, you can't.
I know you can't be this blind, but you are, or you refuse to be.
Or what was the thing?
If they refuse to engage in the reasoning for the thing they are saying?
Yeah.
And I say like, okay, I don't necessarily disagree or agree with you.
They want you to explain why you're saying the thing you're saying,
and that request makes people angry.
Yeah, because they don't have a real reason
why they're saying what they're saying.
There's a young kid I see he goes out here and he's talking to people
and he's like, hey, I just want to know, why do you feel this way?
And then when they can't articulate it.
They get mad and walk away.
He tries to be like, well, hold on, let me just stop you real quick.
You're saying this.
And here's what the fact is this.
I can show you this.
Now what you just said.
You're saying it like this, right?
And they're like, yes. Okay.
Can you explain why?
Well, that's because this is what this says.
Not exactly.
It's often the it's often because they say that.
Yeah, that's, that.
It's that the reason that they.
Say that it's like, come on man.
Like, I know this is a real person and I know this is really how they think.
But then you look at it and you're like, there is a whole motherfuckers
absolutely think this way or move this type of way
because of something that they say they said, or somebody saw that
they said they're going to agree with wholeheartedly
without actually diving into some shit, you know what I mean?
And that's all across the board on every fucking thing
when it comes to fucking politics, religion, race, sex, all that shit.
Like, okay, just here recently and this is how they do the okey
doke on motherfuckers.
Right.
So Supreme Court said
what was it?
Birthright citizenship is a fucking thing like that.
That that is actually a.
Real thing the way the law is, you know, citizenship, real.
Thing, but no problem.
Transgender men cannot compete in women's sports.
All right, cool, but makes sense.
Everybody, you have people celebrating the birthright.
People upset about the transgender thing in sports, which doesn't make.
Any sense.
You know what they'll say?
They'll say that it's a far right Supreme Court for the thing that they like.
And then when it's because that's a 6 to 3 ruling.
Yeah.
And then when it's the thing that they, that
the other side doesn't like or whatever, and that's a 6 to 3 ruling
then like it's still a far right leaning even though.
When it's supposed to be bipartisan,
they're not supposed to be on the side, they're not supposed to be.
Supposed to be doing by. The rule. Of law.
My point is that I don't think that they are right or left leaning.
I think that some of the people that are on there are, but it's working
because there are a few that are willing to go one way or the other.
But here's here's the other, which.
Is what you need in all of them that you don't have.
But that's why they need term limits.
Yeah, exactly.
So that they can be in for. 20 years, the. Thing or.
Whatever that people didn't pay attention to because they were so pissed
off about the first two, you know what I mean?
The third thing was they said there is no cap for any fucking political donations.
There is no cap on that.
So anybody with the fucking pockets can influence.
Any Citizen United deal that they did during the Obama administration.
All the but I'm like.
Making it illegal to propagandize.
But the thing. Is, citizens.
And people don't know about that
because they were so pissed off about the other two.
This one, they just snuck, right? All right, though.
They slipped this stuff through.
It was.
News media is an arm of the government.
Absolutely. Because they said nothing.
But they say everything about the other two.
But that third one right there, because all three of these have been the same.
That's because it's the same bird with two different
things, and you're just deluding yourself like, I'm.
A motherfucker. With that on the right wing.
Well, I'm telling on the left. Wing, I got this dick.
It's going in you. Here it comes.
One bird. Yep, yep.
One bird, one fucking dick going in, you hear?
It is how you want it. I don't care what what, what are you taking?
It's the baseball bat theory.
Yeah, we're gonna put this baseball bat down your throat or up your ass.
You're going to take it, and you have to vote for which way you prefer.
You don't take this dick.
Period. Yeah, because we go. Fuck you.
Well, it's
like people love to call people fascists, but they don't ever like to
actually articulate what it is.
And I looked it up.
And part of the problem with it is that the way that it's described
is as a far right, they say adherent of a far right.
And if you take that out and you list all the other things
that it is, both sides do this on a regular basis.
Authoritarian and ultra nationalistic political ideology
termed described someone who believes centralized
dictatorial government and violent suppression of opposition
and subordination of individual rights for the perceived glory of the nation
or race is the way they're describing it there.
But if you remove that nationalist bullshit and the right bullshit,
everything about that is if you remove the politically leaning definition.
And they do that with all.
And that's right.
But like authoritarian Biden and Trump.
Yeah.
Both authoritarian.
You got a dictatorial government.
Yeah.
Both those governments and all the previous governments
have been dictatorial.
I've been against this shit forever.
Violent suppression of opposition.
What is Antifa if not violent suppression of opposition like the right?
That's part of the scary thing about the right is
they don't have like a clear, articulate group that matches what Antifa is.
There's no one you can point to and go, well, that's them,
because sometimes there's like CIA psyops where people put on masks
and khaki pants and go get on the train or whatever and ride together.
But there's no like,
there's no like group like there is these antifa motherfuckers.
It's here's the thing.
Like, even when you look at Marxism, it'll say, that's a far left.
That's just the liberal right mindset and socialism and all this.
So any part of that that could be construed as being done
by the right, the right can say, well, we're not Marxist.
Yeah. Because that's a left thing. That's it.
And see.
That because when you call certain people fascists,
the thing they say is, well, I'm not right leaning. Yeah.
And it's like, so everything else about that description
you're admitting to essentially. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's the real problem.
That's why I try to identify on an issue and say about this issue,
I think this and like I support this right or that right.
Government should be simplified.
There's no reason. To be less and less.
There's no reason to makes you complicated.
When a bill is passed or when a bill is submitted,
it should be just about what the fuck we're talking about.
No connection.
Nothing actually in there. If we're talking
about straight infrastructure, that's all that's in there.
I don't need to have anything about health care.
That's another whole fucking exactly.
We're talking. About all of that is that's all that is.
That Bill is just about. Health care. That's it. And this is just about.
That's it.
We got a school education.
That's all going to be about education programs.
So all we need to focus on right here.
We're not throwing some extra in this because.
The more stuff that everybody tries to put into all these
educational programs and things, the more bullshit.
And most of it is teaching kids what to think and not.
Out they. And that's the other part to the shit.
I remember.
An English comprehension.
Me and this lady, we were talking the other day and she was like,
you know, she was like, Mike,
you know,
I'm really learning a lot more stuff about, you know, black history
and African-American history and all this shit.
I said, yeah, I said, I'm going through my process of learning all this shit, too,
because I already knew that they were teaching in school wasn't shit.
You know, they teach you about the, quote, good black people,
the ones that were safe, you know what I mean?
Not the ones that were actually,
you know, out here questioning authority type shit.
You know what I mean?
And I told her, I said, it's.
A lot of Martin Luther King. Not much Malcolm X, exactly.
Malcolm X, Martin, Mark Marcus Garvey, even Huey P and all this.
You know, the Black Panther general manager.
You don't hear that.
But they they always say the Black Panthers are this violent group.
And I'm like, no, they weren't.
I knew they weren't because my.
Around I believe their group that was capable of violence if need.
Be if needed to.
But they were standing on street corners
with shotguns to try to protect the neighbors..
They were because.
They were looking. For the neighbors. Right.
You know what I mean?
The whole idea of the Panthers came was, okay,
since you're not going to do your job as the police force or,
you know, supposed to be the city, we're going to take care of our own people.
We're going to teach them.
We're going to fucking feed them.
We're going to make sure they have, you know, doctors and all they.
Need this one.
They had to like, actually go and make them into criminals.
And because.
They were doing. People that shouldn't.
And the crazy thing is, is that the government
ended up still trying to do the same shit the Panthers did.
You know what I'm saying?
With with.
Welfare because it's a criminal monopoly. Exactly.
They don't want you.
They don't want. You to have your own shit.
That's right. That's the whole fucking thing.
Because they found out, okay?
These cats are taking care of people.
There was a ten point program that the Panthers had.
They had a fucking.
You couldn't even be a panther unless you had read a certain
these books on the list.
They have a reading list for you to read, to know these books to study,
these books to understand before you could even be a part of the Panthers.
You know what I mean? Back in the day, that's how they operate it.
But then you have this little group
of other that get in there and they fuck some shit up, right.
Everything has that, religion has that all these has.
That's why it's hard to judge any specific group of people
based on just their worst people, their worst representatives.
Like, if you could only pick one representative out of every race, color,
creed, sexual orientation or whatever, and it was always the worst of those people.
Yeah, like no one would think that group of people was worth a shit.
At all.
But it's also what you're shown like, right?
So I was talking to her.
I'm like, I'm deep diving my own shit because I know
shit wasn't shown to me the correct way, and I don't.
I have learned not to fall susceptible to the bullshit that's out here.
And I've learned that at a very young age.
You know what I mean?
Because I was always, I don't want to say
rebellious against shit, but like I told you before,
if it didn't make sense, it just didn't make sense.
You know what I mean? And I had to find out.
Why do you think it makes sense?
And if you can't understand to me or explain to me,
then, okay, I'm right about my decision that this doesn't make sense.
Well, you haven't. I might not even be right.
But you haven't.
But you. Convinced me that I'm wrong.
Position. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, you know. What I mean.
That's the difference.
That's why people like us would get kicked out of classes.
Oh, that's. That was.
That's what I was trying to tell about the lady.
I said, look,
I wasn't a problem child.
You know what I mean?
That just wasn't me, you know?
But I questioned every fucking day.
I had a couple of teachers that could not stand that.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
When I'm asking you a question and we're going back and forth in, like,
a debate, but you're getting mad, like you're getting heated with.
Me seeing. I used to make them.
I used to make them mad because I would ask the questions
and they'd either be mad at the questions or they'd be mad at my response to their.
Exact.
That's it.
My response to their response would make the class laugh.
Yeah, and then I'm gone.
Get out of class. See my joy.
I only got kicked out of class for stupid shit.
Like once.
Once I was shut a teacher down, it was most likely they would just, like,
ignore my a. I got a question. Now we're gonna.
I kicked out of English class in my senior year for saying penis a bunch.
The teacher was like,
I don't remember why I said it, but I said it about something.
And the teacher was like, don't say that. And I was like, what?
And she said that word, and I said, oh, penis.
And she said, yeah, you can't say that.
And I was like, why?
I've just said penis. It's like the legitimate word for it.
It's not like I'm saying some other word for penis.
I'm saying penis in reference to penis and not.
That's not like the word.
You were pushing the buttons, bro.
I don't give me the opportunity or I'm gonna hit them off, bro.
See, it was more for me.
It was more like, I'll never forget I got kicked out of algebra.
The teacher had this form and no.
One algebra.
Yeah. Or was that geometry was geometry?
Don't matter. Some form of what.
They had.
The A square b squared equals C square type shit. Right.
And she has she had this bonus problem.
She said can you figure out a formula
for this 3D object.
And I was like well my mind was like,
well this formula here is for a two dimensional project.
If I add one more element that gives me my 3D joint,
so it should be a squared b squared plus c squared should give me the d square
which should be the three dimensional joint.
Let me try it out. Did the math.
Turn it in.
Come back the next day, I get my paperwork.
She says it's wrong, but then the answers on the board
and it's the exact answer I have on my paper and I'm like,
hey, excuse me real quick, quick question.
You're saying that my answer is wrong,
but what you have a bear is the exact same answer I have here.
She said, yeah, you got the right answer, but you didn't do the problem
the correct way. I said, wait a minute.
You told us to come up with some way to get that out there.
I just showed you how I got it and it's right.
She goes, no, that's not right.
I'm like, yes it is. It worked.
She's like, no, it did not work.
I said, bitch.
Okay, I said, I raised the shit.
I drew a whole nother thing up there.
I put the fucking numbers in.
I said, now we're going to try this. We're going to work together, right?
You're going. To just follow me on this real quick.
I plug it in, I do the math in front of the class.
I'm on the fucking.
You're on the blackboard?
No, it was the race board. Know.
What's that thing?
The projection joint.
Yeah. That.
So I'm on my fucking. I'm doing it.
Yeah. The dry erase projector.
Look, I do the joint.
I get my answer.
Right.
I said that's my answer.
I said, show me how you would do this.
And she's doing it.
And it's just forever, forever, forever.
But it comes up with the same answer.
I said, so how the fuck. Am I?
You didn't show your work, or the work you did
didn't look like the work it was supposed to be.
That was supposed to be on their mind.
In her mind. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm not wrong.
I just found a quicker way to do the same thing you did.
But she's going to say that, however, whatever method you
did there will not work on
other problems.
That's what she said.
So I said, okay, cool, no problem.
Give me another problem.
So I did a whole nother joint.
With the same mentality.
Yeah. Did hit different shapes.
All right, now show me what you do.
And it worked again.
And she like Pythagorean Michael and like.
So now she's getting pissed off because the class is like
they're all like, wait a minute, he should get the extra credit because he's right.
Like, we understand we got it wrong because we didn't even try.
But he did it.
And you're saying he can't get that extra credit?
That's fucked up.
You're wrong.
And so now the kids in the class. Yeah.
Then you got to.
Go there back in me and she's getting pissed.
She's like, you need to leave.
I'm like, yeah, for what?
Told you. Told you.
What did I do?
Explain to me what I did.
I'm in the same class, boy. I tell you what, bro. What?
Shit. History class.
History class was the only time that I was able to speak out.
And fucking I didn't get in trouble for
because the history teacher was like, yes, you.
This is what you're supposed to do.
Yes, I got along in history pretty well.
Do they're. Like kicked out of.
The teacher told me,
she goes, what you're doing right now, that is what you're supposed to be
fucking doing.
You're supposed to understand this history,
and you're supposed to question it when you see something
that's fucked up, question that shit.
Because if it doesn't make sense, nobody can make it make sense.
Then it doesn't make sense. That's right.
And she's like, that's what you're supposed to fucking do. What?
I'm like, how come I fucking get kicked out of this class for doing the same shit?
But here I'm good. What's that?
Was your history teacher, man?
No. No, it was a lady. Beautiful.
And the math teacher, was she a man?
No. It was a woman.
Fucking straight bitch.
We can't. We can't make it a sexist segment. No.
I was hoping for an angle to say something that I would get even.
Even when I.
Even when I
fucking wanted to do, like I wanted to do African American studies.
That's why I was telling the lady the other day.
I said, I want to do
African American studies, but the teacher did not make that shit interesting.
He was so monotone because I had him for history.
He was so monotone and so drab like, I cannot listen to you.
It is difficult for me
to follow instructions when you bring no life to this subject.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need some kind of interaction.
I need engaged.
Help me be as interested as I know I want to be.
You know what I mean?
That's what good teachers do. And they're so few and far between.
Because they took it. Away from them. They don't get into good.
And they're only teaching to the to the tests.
Right? Yeah.
They don't let the teachers do what they.
Used to do. Wire. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't let them do what they used to fucking do back in the day.
I remember my fucking first grade, my kindergarten teacher, my.
First grade
back to back teaching kids how to think and not teaching kids what to think.
I remember going in classrooms and actually having fun during
and learning to shit at the same time, like we were goofing off and doing things.
Like even in biology,
we were cut and shit open and learning this
and doing this and doing this, you know what I mean?
People. People don't care.
Like I remember literally, I was in a history class
and the teacher was like, we're going to watch this movie called glory.
This is a really good movie.
And and it's about black history
and history in the Civil War, all this stuff.
And, you know, she put the movie on and the movie
was about probably ten minutes longer than the class.
Yeah.
And she was like, anybody that wants to stay
can stay and watch the movie, and I'll write you a note if you want.
And I was the only person who stayed to watch the movie.
I finished glory because it was a good movie.
Yeah, and it was relevant to history.
But people are just going through the motions.
They're like, I gotta go to the next class.
What I gotta do here just to get.
It's just like you go to work, you just get through the motion. At work.
They weren't paying attention. No, they weren't doing.
They weren't doing the work.
Yeah, yeah.
And it wasn't even work.
Yeah.
It was like, oh, it's a really good movie.
It's something that's relevant to what you learned right now.
How am I not going to be engaged with this movie?
But see, people didn't don't think like how we thinks.
That's right.
You don't want to.
Most people don't want to think.
Nah, they just want to be told what to do when they're going to go do it.
And it's a wrap. You know what I mean?
I did what I was told, and now I'm good for the rest of the fucking damn.
Like, nah, man, there's more to that.
There is more to fucking just being what you're told to fucking do.
Yeah, gotta questions to think because that's how you get got that.
That's also how like we got kicked out of class all the time.
And that's literally like it applies now.
Like I'm I'm always on the verge of like
getting fired because I'm like does not work.
I've been fired so many times because they say I'm a problem employee.
Like when I worked at that fucking warehouse, bro,
I knew I was a problem employee because she didn't make sense.
But I got to the point where when we would be in
meetings, I'm like, just stop asking me a question.
Please don't ask me a question in this meeting.
I'm going to sit over here. I'll be quiet.
I'm just going to go to sleep.
Wake me up. When this is done.
Wake me up. It's time to put stuff on shelves.
And I'll fucking go do it.
But don't ask me know if I'm sleeping.
It's me and you ask me a question because I am listening.
I'm going to tell you how stupid you sound like.
And then why I got this other job where I was like,
all right, I'm not going to go off on people like I've been doing.
Imma just sit back and I'm gonna go at a different approach.
I'm not going to bother going off from people.
And that backfired on me too, because I still got fired because I
laughed at a motherfucker like, okay, I didn't cuss you out.
Yeah, but I did laugh at your reaction to me.
You know what I mean? That didn't make any sense.
Yeah. It's like I'm at. A place.
Where they're still used cars, and I deal with the people that recondition them,
and I'm like, I would never buy one of these cars.
Yeah.
You know, like, I see the half assed or even it's
half the time it's like you're gonna really put this tire on this car, bro.
I worked at a place that was. Like, you know what I mean?
So this one, dude, he was.
So I was like, don't.
Don't ask me why I buy my own car and do my own thing.
Yeah. Like. Right now I'm at right now.
Oh, that's.
The place I'm at right now.
Is not giving me a headache.
Is not bothering me per se, but I give it some time.
It might eventually, at some point have that effect of where I'll be like,
fuck these motherfuckers.
But right now it seems all right.
And I see how I go because, I mean, I got to stick through this anyway
for a whole year to make sure I get all my money, you know what I mean?
Sure. So
we'll see what happens during this winter and see how it goes during the winter.
And what happens then, because that's when the series shit starts going on.
Is the wintertime like summertime? It ain't really a lot.
And I got hired on the back of the winter.
So I got this experience, some of the winter shit.
But yeah, but you don't know.
But I don't know because I was just in training.
You don't know how bad it just might be. Exactly.
So we're going to see like I still have my.
The, the
the opinion is still out there like it's waiting to see how it's going to go.
Like it's just to be determined right now
because yeah, summertime here and it's flowing.
No problem.
But I haven't dealt with harsh winter cold ass shit,
you know, on a regular every single fucking day of the week type shit.
You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. That's so.
You know, and then being on call during those winter times,
because that's when you're really going to get the phone calls
late at night after you got home and what the sleep for in an hour or
some change after you've been out all day and then you got to go back out.
Yeah. And you don't even know how far will drive.
You got to go to do some bullshit
because somebody wasn't paying attention to this shit,
or they actually have an actual real fucking leaking.
You got to try to fix the shit in the
in the snow, in the snow, in the dark, you know what I mean? So.
You know, you don't know yet.
So yeah, man, you're making my job seem a lot better. But
you're making more money than me.
You got. Yeah.
And that's the other part to it. It's like.
Well, is it worth it?
Is the real going to. Be the guys?
There's some old hits at the job.
And it's funny because the old heads that are there.
They fucking
will sit there all fucking day like they, they try to get at least ten every day.
And I'm like, bro, why you even sitting here?
Just get you eat and be good with you know what I'm saying.
And move prouder to move on. Yeah.
But these guys, they they sit there because they're so used
to the money that they see that they have to.
Maintain that, that.
Which I'm like, I get where you're coming from,
but if you work like a dog during the winter time,
why not take the summer to be just take a break from the shit for a second,
you know what I mean? But they enjoy it.
Nice sunny drive home.
Do you know something like that? Like.
But these guys, they don't see it that way. Like, my.
My boss was like, yo,
you know, she she told me she was like, you don't fuck around.
She's like, you come in here, you get your shit done and you're back.
Like the guys have been noticing that you you come back like you,
you'll get your eight.
But you're here, you get your shit and you're done.
I'm like, that's because that's what I fucking do.
I transport a bitch.
I don't want to be out here all day.
I have no desire to be out here all day.
Like I know some of these guys do.
Like my homie, the one homie that I'm real cool with, the other
dude that got fired, you know, called and was like, yo, how's Mike doing?
He was like, man, yo, that dude don't fuck around, man.
Like he come in, he here before everybody else.
He's usually gone before everybody else get back.
Mike comes in, doesn't get his hey. He's gone.
I'm like, yeah, because I enjoy my life at home.
I enjoy being at home with my wife.
I enjoy being at home, my kids.
I enjoy being at my house
doing that I want to do for me.
I don't want to give my time to a fucking company, to a motherfucker.
That's Omar motherfucker that can give a shit less, you know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, they all corporations preach.
Oh, we care about our employees.
That's bullshit. Exactly.
And I know that now,
if you don't want to believe that, that is on you.
Well, it's like I had I had that go see HR the other day
because, like, I dropped my insurance because money ain't right.
And I was like, so why do I get the same paycheck?
And she was like, oh, it's going to be prorated on the next one
because it was started at the end of the month.
There's only four days on it.
Yeah, like all right.
That's why I get that. That makes sense. That's fine. Whatever.
Because I know I don't have insurance.
So we got some new glasses made and they were like,
this insurance ain't nothing. And I was like, all right then. Gotcha.
So swipe at he's swiping on with today, you know.
And motherfucker
the girl
goes yeah but they really care here.
And I was like okay.
I said I ain't got no reason to believe that.
You're saying what you have. To say. I'm glad that you think.
Yeah, yeah. I'm glad to hear you say that.
You know how many times I've had that conversation.
Between between the equipment I'm using, the things like,
I mean, look at I, I believe that they want to make money,
but I don't believe that they have any idea just how detrimental
the software that forced me to use the entire time I've been here. Yes.
Because it is not productive.
It's negative impact in a lot of ways.
We're like, I do something
and I have to do it four times before I can get it to save properly
because it just doesn't work right, or I get an approval for something.
I'm supposed to get four tires, but only two show up.
And then I got to go and look, and there's another set here.
And these two got to go with those.
You know, like this software is supposed to interact with that software.
It only.
Did they. Know the time works right.
So they don't want to spend any money.
And we go through the whole reprograming or restructuring of their own system.
Supposedly coming around. But they've been saying that.
So we'll see. But ladies and gentlemen, with that said.
Oh. Yeah, I bring this episode of shit to a close.
We be getting serious when this Mike and I, you know.
Yeah.
Because we could actually have these conversations.
I mean, we have with the Jew, but.
But he ends up being like, you know,
there's some chicken in the fridge and being like. Oh.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go put the chicken in the.
And hold on, I'll be back. Right.
I forgot I got this brisket going
anyway.
It'd be nice to people that look like
you'd be nice people that don't look like you.
Don't be a dick,
A little bit about a little bit later, gentlemen, keep moving forward.
Read a book to me.
Don't matter if it takes you forever to read.
Just read to read something magazine.
Like archipelago after you're done with that communist.
Marxism bullshit.
Oh, man.
Just read something. Something. Just read something.
But yeah, don't forget, we love you very much. Love y'all.
We wish you nothing but the best.
All day, every day. And peace be with you. Gone.