Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,053rd time, it is featuring that dude called his Junius. What up? As well as myself, L Mahoney. Back to us og style here at the Mason and friends show. Just the two of us. Me and dos student. Welcome. Worldwide. Yeah. Podcast. It's been for over a thousand episodes. Nearly a decade and time. Continuation of foolishness. The only thing that keeps me going. You hear anything back about that? Indeed, I did not. Did you talk to anybody? Yeah. I sent you the, I think I sent a message on the group. I don't know if anybody even knows anything about it. Everybody I talked to. They're like. They don't even know what it is. Yeah, they're like, I don't even know anything about that job or it at all. And then I'll just happen to have a recruiter come in there because he was hired. Somebody. He didn't even know anything about it. Well that's interesting. So I like that though, because as much as I'm a fan of you, I would prefer not to work in the same place as you. So we don't have, like, you know, too much time together. I don't think it's going to be the job I'm at. Yeah. I don't think it would be anywhere near any of the type of stuff you're doing, because I don't know what. It's not the job I'm on. I already asked, old boy. He was running. He was like, doing logistics on my job, and he said he don't know nothing about it. So. I don't I don't assume it's the job I'm on. I appreciate you turning over a couple of stones for me there, sir. I'm doubtful I'll ever find anything outside of the bullshit industry I'm in. Just because that just seems to be the way things go. But I don't know, man. I know cars and restaurants and weed and how to podcast. Well, and I'm confident I can figure other things out, but that ain't what people want to hear, you know? Everybody wants you to just know everything. Yeah, I know how to do that, I got you. I can fall in place and just do it. Yeah. So like I said, I don't know. I haven't heard shit about it, but the guy I talked to, he said he was going to try to reach out to whoever's fucking department that was. Muchos gracias. I haven't lost my job yet, so it's not super, super urgent. But I'd love to be able to leave the automotive industry. I've done almost a decade. A little more than that, I guess, or thereabouts in that. And that's usually about when I get burned out on a fucking style of work here. Oh, that's a little bit longer than a seven year at least. Yeah. I mean, I did like, I don't know, 12 or 14 doing restaurants and fuck that noise. Speaking of which, were you at changer just a restaurant and sports manager or sitting in the fucking office contemplating life on a Sunday? On Sunday? Yeah. I mean, if it's still that default state grill, he's definitely in there contemplating lay. Yeah. He's not there I know he left that. All right. I don't know where he went though after that. But he was talking for a long time about wanting to be a manager in a restaurant. And I was like, okay. Like I had worked. Restaurants really be a goal. Exactly. I was like, not, dude, that's not what you want to do. Everybody out there, if you're listening, I shouldn't be a goal. Yeah, don't do that. Sorry. Changer. Change your life. Yeah, we like changer. That's why we don't think he should be a a restaurant manager. I mean, it's definitely like a, like a breed of people type shit. Yeah, it changes in that breed. It's not for anybody, but it's everybody. It's also like it's soul destroying. I guess most jobs are, though. Yeah. I mean, truly, if you're going to. If I was going to be a manager, a restaurant, it had to be like a Hooters or something. Absolutely. Somewhere, you know, you're not going to deal with children food. Yeah. Like, you know, that was my main, main gripe with was fosters was a bunch of fucking 14, 15 year olds. 16 year old motherfuckers are trying to deal with and shit, and it's a constant turnaround. Yeah, a place like 15, 16, a place like that. You got a new 15 year old every six months, but at least a place like Hooters, you know, they're probably they're not well enough to be a stripper. Hire enough to be a stripper. They're hiring girls that don't necessarily. They're hiring adults. They don't want to wave their badge at someone and they're at least 18 years old. Yeah, even the cooks aren't even going to be chosen. You might lose your job if you're buying one of them, but you're not going to jail if you're paying one of them. Now. You can't. They can't hire anybody at Hooters. It can't be ugly illegally. You can hit on people in the job site legally. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I always thought that you couldn't. Like, I always get that question wrong in my security update. Shit. You know what I mean? Because I'm always like, no, you ain't a lot of. What are you talking about? But apparently you can't. Well, people can't, like like you have to take no for no. You can't continue to ask them out. Yeah. You can't. Yeah. You can't browbeat them into dating you. Yeah. And you can't like what you can legally do at a bar if you see the same shit. Yeah, well, you can't public at work. You know what I mean? Represent your company, but you can do it outside of that. Yeah, but, I mean, I had a guy at work, one of my buddies, my other dude, came up to me. It was like, hey, you talked to that guy? Apparently, he's getting a little too fresh with the females out here. And then she told my reporting to my buddy and I'm like, I. He's like, hey, you really going to listen to me? And I'm like, well, that's kind of all they really gonna listen to meet either, you know what I mean? Like, somebody ain't smart enough to realize you can't really holler at some bitch. It just fucking job where these motherfuckers got buku amount of money, then I just ain't got nothing for them, you know what I mean? But then comes to find out he over there grabbing ass and shit on these females. Shit. I'm like, bro, what the fuck could I have told that, man? Far beyond. Like, you can grab Lisa's ass sometimes. Yeah, but that's not my job. At my job? That's your. That's your coworker. I mean, motherfuckers, some girls work with their wives and shit for some dumb ass reason like me on my job, but they're not, like, necking each other. Like, good job, girl. Give him a kiss and shit like that. Like you can't do that. But I'm like. I'm like, oh, so he got it was bad. I was like, well, what the fuck? I got to talk to this guy. Why didn't you tell me that he was grabbing ass and not just overly flirtatious? Yeah, well, I mean, I didn't have a chance. He told me this on, like, Friday, and by, like, Wednesday, he was gone type shit, you know what I mean? So, like, even if I wanted to say anything to the motherfucker, I wasn't going to change it, you know what I mean? So then when I got that information, it's like, bro, like. Yeah, like, of course I fired the motherfucker. He did that, like, right over there. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, obviously. Like, he's, like, cupping cheeks. Yeah. At least go to the stairwell or some shit. Like, I don't like the center fucking hallway out here. Grab an ass and shit, like, get out of the camera view at least. But he was telling my other boy was telling me about his story as a hip telling him, and he's all like, I kept telling him, bro. Didn't sound like he's working out. You know what I mean? You know, he's all just like, give it time, you know what I mean? You know, she walks my cock, you know my ass a few more times. She's bound to strip down like she's not going to turn his dick down. Like, does that work for guys like I don't? I mean, was is. Christ, I have no idea. It could be Elaine. I have no fucking idea. Like, I don't think it's very good. Laying it is. Doesn't seem like a solid lane to me. Like how trusting of the person you gathered up through that method. Are you going to be like, this is my girlfriend? I got her from pinching her ass on the job, even after she said 90% dudes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I was like, bro. All right. That's like, he was just like you. I could tell him. You told her it was low. No means no. But my boy, just like. But he's company, man. Like he told me one time, he he like, he's like, man, I was talking to him, man. I called him because, you know, when we had that little safety week and they were taking that all of our pictures, you know what I mean? Like I called him was like, bro. Where are you at, man? They're taking our pictures. Like, he's like that kind of company, man. Like that shit matters and shit, you know what I mean? Like you can't have you. Not on the website. Yeah, like we need fuckers. You know, around Christmas time when they get everybody together and take a picture and feed us some fucking cold ass mission barbecue because they fucking care. You know what I mean? Then they take a big ass picture so they can post it on their fucking corporate world until I get right off of taxes and everybody doing a great job caring, right? Right. He's all like, you know, I mean, like smiling his biggest smile ever type shit. You know what I mean? Like, well and, you know, not the emblem of the company type shit, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, bro thought that serious, man. I really don't give fuck you right now. You probably don't cocaine on a stripper right now. Corporate entity represent. Yeah. He got like me get to front and center. He's like, yeah. I mean, it's like, bro, I don't appreciate that shit. I feel like it's an invasion. Laughing at him. I'd be laughing at what did he get it? He goes he get in it. Don't put my picture on your website. Get in. And I'm like, bro. All right then. I hate that shit. But, I mean, I always feel like I'm taking like a lineup picture. Like I'm like, you know, like I'm in trouble. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's always like standing against the wall where you take a picture so we can post it with your name on the internet. Yeah. Fuck you. I post enough shit with my name on the internet. Yeah, you can back the fuck up. My shit is pad mark a patent pending trademark. Trademark corporate bitch. You can't fucking put my likeness up. You better pay me. You want me on your website? You better pay me. And we're gonna have to work this out because I ain't. My services don't come cheap. High value. How high? Self-worth. I meant to bring the green screen, and I'm thinking that I might have to cop another one. It's the exact same one to drop down behind you and Mike and have us always have a goofy ass, interesting background going, and maybe even get a third one eventually to drop behind that chair, you know what I mean? Because you got that metal beam right there. We could throw some magnets on that bitch and bam! Yeah. Green screen. Yeah, yeah. Plenty of messes now. Ceilings undone. Yeah. So they hang up, you know, like, I got all kinds of goofy ideas for what to put up as the background, but it should be. I'm not sure if it's going to be a consistent background or if it's going to be like you. It might get your own background. You know what I mean? Like if you have requests like we could put like a fish tank up behind you or like have it be like you're in the ocean or riding a jet ski. I mean, I can't, I like whatever, you know what I'm saying? It's like, if I could just find little stock footages that I could slap up there, it could be more amusing. Of course, it also might be really distracting. I mean, you send that up through a computer, or is that, like, I'd have to shoot something, that it would be a post effect? It would be something I did in the computer after the fact. Like I could literally put anything behind you at any given time. Like if you wanted to talk about like, paragliding, we could put up paragliding footage behind you and shit like that, you know what I mean? Like, it'd be more labor intensive to have it changed throughout the show. Something I've also considered. But just some, like, you know, above the earth shit or something, I don't know, skies or whatever. Something nicer than just, you know, the white wall of a basement. Put up a green screen between the white wall of the basement and my my American in Virginia state flag. Yeah, I don't know what. I guess. Normally they probably shoot projector fuckers. Maybe. No, it's a post-production thing. You could do it during live. I don't think it's a it's definitely not like a projector. Some people will sit up in front of things that are projectors though. Like my boy John would do a thing where he would have the TV next to him, and he'd have all sorts of stuff on the television, and it looked like he just had the thing projected up behind him next to him. That worked pretty good, actually, if you get the camera set up right. But like, I could literally do anything and have like if we were talking about a video, we could put the video up behind us while we were talking about it on the screen. I haven't figured out how to do it, but I know that's how it works. Like basically it would be like I'd have a chroma key added to a certain feed, and then you could put something in on a green background and wherever anything's green, it would show up. So if you had a green shirt on, it would be on your shirt. Or if I had like a green thing on my hat, there'd be like a little tiny hole there that looks like whatever we've got on the green screen, it basically takes just a specific color key and turns that into whatever image you would then add on its sync to it. So like in the course of a 50 minute show, I might have three minutes where I want to put in the video while we're talking about somebody getting beat up by the cops and have that, that video playing behind us or whatever, and then back to Ocean Scene or whatever the fuck, because I always thought it would be funny to have you, just like with the ocean behind you, like you're out on the water because that's how you always be. But then we could just have each episode with something different behind us and have it be the same thing behind us, so that the whole like, if we've got the way it works out, I put everything together on the screen a certain way. And like theoretically, I could also match the black spots with the same color and have every bit of behind us be the same thing, whatever that is in one screen, I believe. I think I could do that, you know, if I can understand how to say it in a way that the Google will tell me how, then I'll be able to do it. That's really what it boils down to. A lot of the times I'm sitting there trying to figure out what the fuck. How am I, what am I trying to do? And how do you how do I actually say what I'm trying to do? Yeah, I can dig it. Yeah. So it's my mom's birthday. Happy birthday to my mom. And it's funny, you shout out. It's funny. Mike's mother. It's her birthday to a happy birthday to Mike's mom. Shout out. Yeah. Isn't that why I probably was black? Anything here? Yeah, like they posted something on the internet with him in the family, and they said happy birthday. It was her birthday and that was yesterday. So I presume they got, like, a whole thing going on. Oh, yeah. Yesterday they were doing that Rhino, remember? They was going to pet Rhino. Oh yeah, they were going to pet rhinos. That's right. And they I guess they made it because Mike just said he wasn't coming to the show. He didn't say, like, Sarah got run through with a rhino horn or anything like that. Probably like, have you seen that? You've seen the video. Mike showed it on here, right? The video, the old man running around the tree and getting punted by the by the buffalo. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Like, well I mean yeah, that's why you I mean, it's kind of cool to go Pettit Rhino and all that. But what if a rhino turns into, like, you know, the rhino from fucking. Well, I believe that's just was out in his backyard. Just hanging out with fucking Chuck, you know what I mean? Like, I suppose lopping them is in cages like that. Like a fence and shit like that, right? Like you think you reach through a dude, look like he just out in Montana just going to get the mail, you know what I mean? Charlie? The buffalo just happens to be a tree crossbreed and trying to give it a care and check because he's old board type. Oh, no. They were like in a park or something I think because there's like people are that's why there's cameras and other people. There's like apparently they got out of their truck. They got out of their car to go look at a fucking big ass buffalo. Yeah. Well, then I'll just. I mean, you're trying to be dinner chase. Yeah. Well, tenderize. Dinner, you definitely go get definitely going to defend yourself. Some call it a wild animal, motherfucker. You're gonna know for a long time that you dealt with a wild animal. Oh, yeah? Are you going to be like, oh, my, you don't even need the horn to go up your ass to figure that out. Yeah. For real, you just need a brushing. You don't even need actual interaction with the horn itself. You could reach through to pet the rhino and be touching him on his nose, and he goes like that and just totally smashes your hand on, like the side of the thing you're reaching through. The thing that was supposed to protect you. It didn't kill you, but now your wrist is, like, completely snapped. Yeah, you're done and hanging. You need reconstructive surgery, like, three times. You know, you gotta watch out, man. Animals will kill you. Yeah, horses can be real nice, but they'll kill you like there's a bull in the neighborhood. I drive by and he's always chilling out by the road. And I want to just stop and be like, what's up, bull and pet him? But I'm like, it's probably not a good idea. Not expensive. He's the only one man. You know how much fucking nuts bust every day, man. He's pent up. He ain't pent up. He's only one. He out there blowing up all that, blowing him back out of every one of them. You gotta be tired. He was. He was in an empty space, like by himself. Like. I don't think they let him get in with the ladies very often. Oh, yeah. They probably wait till fucking season. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're they're keeping them separate. He just out there chillin. I'm like, man, I should mix that. So he mad mix up that bull some edibles or something. There you go. Delete the mushrooms or something. I think we would be enough if you got them enough to get them high. Probably have to give a bull a lot of mushrooms to get them to notice. I can give him a lot of weed to in order to do. That's true. But you know, that's more feasible. That could be made to happen a whole lot easier. Just make some really heavy duty edibles, real intense, concentrated edibles, you know. Here you go. It's a 50 x. And he's like, well, what does that mean. It doesn't matter. Bull. Eat it up. We're both so high we're now having a conversation. It's a fucking odor. What are you doing with my bull? I'm just talking to him. Dude, we're just hanging out. Yeah, bro, we're just kicking it one, one bull to another. Yeah, we should get the dog high, but that's probably about the most out of getting animals hot. Yeah, it's not it's not high on the list of things to do post-apocalypse. It would not happen. That's not happening after anybody with anything to get high on. It's not giving it to their dog. Yeah, or the fucking bull. That's right. Yeah. That's an embarrassment of riches in a sense. If you have enough weed around to make concentrated edibles, enough to get a bowl high enough to have a real conversation with. Yeah, you ain't got shit going on, you know? I mean, Bugs Bunny couldn't even get the bull to talk. He was just steaming up his tail, remember? He slapped him. Quit steaming up my tail. Those are good, man, I missed that. That's not on TV anymore. They are. It's on Boomerang. Okay, you catch the old school Looney Tunes on Boomerang. Well, shout out during day. I'm never taking lunch up there in a CC's up there in Winchester. And would watch Looney Tunes on the Ben meringue CC's. Not very good food, but hey, they got Boomerang. They got these Looney Tunes on CC's ain't great. Yeah. And then it was like, definitely $5 with a drink. So we, you know, it's free pretty much. You know what I mean. Eat your fucking couple breadsticks that are decent or whatever like that. Fuck whatever, bro. You know, they bring out something fresh, you go grab whatever it is. Yeah, just, I mean, $5 with a drink. You ain't beaten that. Yeah, because CC's was the pizza buffet. Yeah, all you can eat. And they just had the all you can eat pizza buffet going all the time, which. That's kind of cool. But it's also it's also terrible. Well yeah. I mean of course shout out to pizza. That was really good pizza buffet I've ever been to because they kept it small. Yeah. And it wasn't too elaborate. Yeah. You got the bread sticks, salad and then 2 or 3, 2 or 3, 2 or 3 pizzas different. A cheese, a pepperoni, maybe a meat lover Supreme cycling through. Yeah. Keep it simple. Keep it simple. Pizza hut. Well done. I think they can still got that one, but I think. But. They were going to do it in buffet I think I thought they were going to do it in Warrenton again because they should have. They're supposed to be coming back. Oh, wait a minute, warrant. Pizza hut is gone. That's right. Yeah. That's that's that's a I'm the cafe which is still there. So I guess they're doing decent. A good chicken waffle over there. They ain't real chicken a while though, because it's like checking the strip type shit. You know what I mean? Right, right. Do you want just like a half chicken, breaded and fried? You gotta have a half chicken with a wild one. Around it, because you still need that white meat and or that dark meat. You want the half? Half. You want the mix. Yeah. You can't just thigh in a drum. I mean, there's not much meat on the drum. Then you get one. Then I mean, really chickens, you know, screaming the breast is always where it's at on a chicken. It is. But that's usually to dry it out, you know what I mean? Like not cooked. Right. But it stands the greatest potential to be fucked up. Of course. I mean, it's that's why they do wings like they do. Yeah. Because you can just fucking cook them like fucking crazy. Yeah, it don't matter. You. You cook a wing any goddamn way. It's gonna cook consistently. So not like a breast. Breast. You got a lot. You got a lot. For me, it's fried a little bit about almost halfway. And then finish it off in the oven. Bake? Yeah. Okay. Bake it. It's. My mom would bake chicken, like whole chicken and broil pieces. Yeah. In the oven. And. Yeah, there's there's a lot of ways to make it that's usually good if you like. I say, if you get that good out of crisp, then you throw it in the oven and cover it up. Get it slow there after you open and open it up, back a little bit about other halfway through on that and then that'll fry out. That'll cry crispy outside. It's a nice technique there. Do that with a lot pork chop strips I call chicken. The gentleman ju the other day and I thought afterwards I was like that's a that's your bourbon cat and Jew rum gentleman Jew bourbon. Yeah. And you'd have that available at your chicken and waffles place. Oh for sure. Like, do you want this oceanic style or land lover style? And you either get it with rum or you get it with bourbon. That's what I'm talking about. Lashes constantly marketing here. Yeah, running that Jew unit. Liquor. Still captain. Jew rum. Gentleman Jew bourbon. Get yourself a old fashioned or a scuba libre. A Juba libre. I got a little tore down Friday night. Are you hanging out in Richmond? Yeah, we. We ate up the bar over there at the fog day. Chow. Fogo chow fogo de chisel. I thought. I thought I told at least next time we're going to have to do that. Go back and do the whole. Like the all you can eat shit. Do they have a buffet or do they just bring it out to you? They bring it out, cut it right there. Or you have the the switch that you can flip like the the car tab or whatever. You flip the card over, keep the food coming or stop. Yeah, but sausage, lamb, chicken, chicken wrap. Chicken or bacon wrapped chicken. Fucking bacon wrapped a little steak, probably flaming yon Bali or maybe sirloin because you want need a waste of flame. You don't have to put bacon around it. I mean, you can do that with like a shitty kind of state, you know what I mean? Yeah, I just like that. It's usually very lean. I like a fillet. Nice and lean. Yeah, but it's it's good. We we usually just do the bar. She lamb chops I get her lamb chops and I get that little flaming on board. And the chicken leg. I always got to get the chicken leg. Yeah yeah yeah. You got it. Legs man. That that fucking sauce, bro. I don't even know. I don't even know how to describe it. This is not going to tell you. They got a thing called the saucy leg. The sausage leg. Yeah. It's it's drumsticks. And is it a big stick or. It's just like a little joke. No, it's just regular size chicken drumsticks, you know? Okay. Like nothing jumbo or fucking super organic that you can handle with your hand. No problem. You know what I mean? But usually, usually they cut the little. That little titty, little titty fat thing, you know, a little fucking chewy ass little tin. Yeah. The little tendons don't usually they cut that off, so. Cleaning them up. And then for four of them that's like, well you you can't beat that. Oh that's because they're, they're cleaning them up real nice. So it's just all meet me pretty much. But like I said, it's not for fucking four of them. Shit, you ain't getting at the store. You know what I mean? So definitely not the last time we were down, I would get like, three of them. You have to do a lot of prep on that. Give me three. Oh, man. Take something I've never been to fucking. That sounds like it's a lot better than Texas de Brazil. I've heard of that one too. But Fogerty Chow is the one that everybody hypes up. Yeah, that's the that's the one. I mean, it's like you got going that motherfucker because it's like 60 bucks. 70 bucks, all you can eat per person. Yeah, but it's like what I'm saying. They feed you flame and yon fucking all the meat, you know? I mean, what's now fucking gas? Two turns. You already paid for your meal, you know, not mention the whole fucking side bar that they got this shit I never even seen. You know what I mean? Sides and such. You go pick them out yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not like do you appointed they serve them or do you have the handle. No. The size you go, you go get all your size and your salad and said you self-serve that junk. And then it's just the meat. They come around with the meat on the little skewer and then they just cut it off right on your plate. You know what I mean? They cut it and then you, like, grab it. She finished cutting it. Let me get two slices of that. Yeah. They'll be like, you're good. More, more. And it's like, yeah, I'm good. But like the chicken little, the chicken scallions, I guess you want to say wrapped in bacon. That's just a two biter thing, you know what I mean? They'll just pop them on your for peace chicken thing. You had to order that and they bring that. Well, see, that's the thing. They got a bar menu and then they got all you can eat shit. And some of this stuff is not on the all you can eat. Yeah. Now the bar shit ain't on all you can eat. Well, the, the sirloin is or flint and flaming on, you know what I mean? But like, a lot of the other shit ain't. But that's a tough choice, man. I didn't spend a lot of money. Well, usually back in the day fucking we would, I would, we would get that junk and Lisa would never really eat much, you know what I mean? So, like, she'd all get in her head and, you know, I mean, I'd. And then I'm trying to eat 100 and dollars for a fucking meat out that bitch, you know? So I go where the buck, uncle? Uncle Buck style for a great outdoors Typekit, you know, screaming outdoors. I'll be eating everything I'm fucking. You know what? The 48 ounce or something like shaking the fork, trying to get it? It was 84oz. It was some dumb shit. It was two or something. And yeah, I feel like that by the time I get to leave their. So we just get to, we just get the, we just usually go to the bar. Like I said, I still spent about 120 but I got two, I got two long Island's and she got a two martinis was pretty cheap. The old 96, 96, 96, he's all, man, that's 818. Oh what? 1632 60 424. That's six 6 pounds. Fucking that's outrageous. Sounds. Steaks, fat and gristle and all my lords, like he ate all the meat. And they were like. You got to eat all the other fat and gristle too. At the end. There's no way I can do it now. Hell, no. You have to eat that first. I could maybe handle a filet in, like, maybe 25oz of filet. Maybe. There. Wouldn't it have to be? I can't eat all that meat. Yeah, it was free dinner for everybody. If he ate, they pick up the ticket. All right? Yeah, he got the whole table full of people. Yeah, but then how much is it if you don't eat it? Like, do you got to pay for that one thing? Absolutely. It's probably $130. Yes. I'm screaming you got a beer? Fucking weighing odds here on that one would think they got to give that shit half off them. What then? Because everybody's just gonna eat it. Just get a free stake out of it. Fuck. I can't imagine dropping $147 on a steak, bro. I better see that fucking. Especially one that you have to eat at all, or I'm gonna see the guy just take the whole fucking transformer blade and just cut this fucking cow right in half, and then shave off that fucking steak right off that bitch. Rinse it off a little bit, immediately throw it on the grill top. 140 I got to see all this. The the full production. Y'all got two minutes, man. Bring this shit. This may be the freshest 196oz. It's going to be the freshest 96oz ever. I mean, hell, I help you out cook motherfucker give you one. I just need to see it all. The real life, but 140 something like Jesus. But now that's it. Pretty good. Like I said, it's. I don't think I don't fuck with this lamb. I can't fuck with lamb. Lamb in my guts. But I do all that other shit, man. They got sausage, man. Chicken and steak. And then yesterday. Yeah, yesterday. Shout out to the squirrels. We went to the Richmond squirrels. Had to play. Yeah Triple-A. That's not the Braves anymore. No that's all went bad man. Like they up the stadium and it's all like it's nicer. Yeah. Before like the stadium I guess everybody had a basically you were basically from first base to third base, you know what I mean? Wrap around. That's all like your options of seating where, you know, I mean and and it was like fuck. It had to be triple deck. Like I mean the top of this. So I went in the 80s when it was the three. Yeah. The top of this woman. College got to be way up there, you know. I mean you're like upper deck, like I said, nosebleed type shit, you know what I mean? But this joke wraps all the way around. But we got patio seats and but we went everywhere. Like, the only places we couldn't go was, like, down behind the dugouts and those seats, like, type shit, you know what I mean? But I didn't want to be down there anyways. It's all crammed packed with people, you know what I mean? Fuck that. You know what I mean? And then, of course, the lounges. And you can't just walk in the lounge. You know what I mean? The squirrels was poppin. It was a nice place to go. Kick it. What's a new stadium? So everybody's all fucking jazzed up, dad. But I don't mind going to watch a ball game in real time, you know what I mean? I can't watch it at TV. It's only way to watch it. But once again, it's high sphere. You know what I feel about NASCAR? Like I don't want to watch it on TV, but if you have tickets and I've got the time, I'll go and watch it at the thing. Yeah. So. And it's cheap. Like I said, I paid 100. Those tickets were 57 bucks, I think 58 bucks for one ticket. For one ticket. You and Lisa win? Yeah. Just the two of you. Yeah. So I paid like 120 something like I. But we literally went everywhere. We were like two innings over here. Two innings in center field, two innings and right field sitting on the fucking stoop type shit. So there was it was called the patio. But there was a bunch of different places you could see. Yeah, cuz I went up to the one guy and I'm like, you know, I don't even know where this is. He's like, well, technically that's everywhere, but it's designated half ass for right over there in front of the bar where you go down and there's picnic tables and you're right, you're looking in the you're like overlooking the visitors bullpen type shit. So you're behind the home plate? No, no, we're at the bullpen up on the far side. The bullpen up there in there. Right field or no left field. We're up there, near left field. Excuse me. In my baseball terminology, halfway between a wall and third base is pretty much where we were, you know? I mean, back in the back corner, that actually sounds pretty nice. It was bad. It was bad ass. I ain't mine at all. But like I said, we went. We went everywhere. We ended up going up. And we ended up going up top a little bit more and watching the game, kind of like above the bullpen. It first started out right, like at the bullpen, like I had like a inline view of everything but the actual plate. That was the only thing I couldn't see, so I couldn't really see if was ever strike. But I could see the batter, you know, waste everything. I just couldn't see the motherfucker. Just the strike because, like, there was a bar or the corner of the bullpen was just in the fucking way or some shit. But then we watched a little bit of, like I said, centerfield. And then we watch more of it over there in right field. They had the little like, concrete steps. Half ass people was up there with blankets and all that shit, and I just went everywhere where there wasn't a guy scanning the tickets, you know? I mean, which is pretty much everywhere except for right behind the baselines and shitting dugouts right down low field. But I don't I don't need to be that tight anyways, you know, I mean, I like to be you want to have some time to react if the ball gets hit. Well, they got a net. It's all net it up bank. Really? No way. You're getting hit with nothing. If you're like in on the third. Like if you're like six rows back from third base, you don't have to worry about taking a bat or a ball, you know what I mean? Because the nets going to get it. Nets got to be fucking. That's got to be ten 12ft up. You know what I mean. From the bullpen area there. So Richmond Squirrels right on. We'll shout out to the Richmond. But like I said she's all like I don't know if that's expensive. I was like, look at this. I pulled up a nosebleed to the commanders and I'm like, there's probably 280. This is one ticket right now. And I'm like, that's just because it's five months from now. Nobody knows that they're going to be sucking or not. How much it was like 130, okay. For like up or up or upper deck type shit. And I'm like, yeah, I'm like, that's, that's more expensive than these two tickets right now. And parking, parking only ten bucks. It seems a little high for a Triple-A team in a sense, but at the same time, it's 2026 day. It's expensive. I mean, the cannons, I'm pretty sure I paid like $7 to go watch those motherfucker player shit like that. What is that? Double Prince William, then? Prince William boys up still triple A, really? Yeah, at the fair up there. Crossing the fairground, I think is where they played. But I don't think. I think that's who the Richmond Squirrels are now or some shit like that or something. I don't fucking know. I just remember there was that ballpark there by the highway for a long time. I presume they tore it down and put a new one there. No, the stadium that they used to be in is still there. It's right beside this new stadium. Oh, yeah. Okay. So that's why I was like. I was like, damn, that's crazy that these boys, like, had this basically this much land in downtown Richmond to build a whole new stadium beside the one. And parking, I presume, though. Tear down the old one. That's what I'm saying, I don't know, I mean, you know, I'll take a lot to demo a fucking three story upper deck or concrete. Well, they finally got rid of fucking RFK all that time, which kind of sucks because I sort of liked the post-apocalyptic vibe. Well, that's just because they're building something on something. Yeah, now they got some money, so you probably just wait because they're down. Unless you actually need the parking. You know what I mean? You tear it down when someone pays you to tear it down and build there. Yeah. And with parking can't be that bad because I literally park. I parked in the old stadium. But it's literally right beside each other. Like you could throw a ball, a ball from the outfield to the outfield, you know, and it's right there. 95. Yeah, it's right there. It's right off of it. It's only like six miles from her crib. I'm like, because I'm like, man, we gotta go out here. I'm thinking how much time I need. And I'm like, damn, six miles. I mean, they still want 15, 20 minutes, you know? Of course, but it's still like, I'm like, damn, I realized that bitch was actually, like, damn near across the street. Richmond spread out, but it's kind of small, grand scheme of things. Yeah, you know, for a city for sure. And then we went to go fishing. Saturday was fucked up. We went to go fishing at this pond that we pulled up. But you can't get to it from the road. There ain't no road you'd never been. And you didn't know how to get. No. Just pulling up fucking top fucking places to fish, you know what I mean? And then I see this something on it and. Well, actually, I showed them. I showed two of them to waste when we're going up there to fuck with their child. I was like, it's water right there on the map, you know what I mean? You know, with a name type that shit in. So she type that shit in. But there ain't no way to get to it from the road. And I ain't see it from the road like you arrived. Your destination. The fuck I have type shit. You just knew it. Technically, it's on the map. Still over there. Some fucking where, but ain't nothing but fucking corn from here to there, mama. You know what I mean? I'm like, all right, then. That's a rough hike in this season of I'm not doing it down there. They got water markers that sit down there and fucking rich, and they got real animals down there. I'm not, you know, places of swamp. Yeah, I know the swamp. Yeah, I ain't about that. Like, they can have that. They got some real low hanging. Y'all can have that. So we just went to this other spot somewhere you could park next to it. Walk up to. Yeah. It was actually a park I guess on the way to the jail. If you could get to that place, it would be good fish. Oh my God, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, bro, like you wouldn't. You can't even see it. Usually you can see water from a certain distance away. Could you see any other road that you could get anywhere near it? No, no, I'm talking about all corn, corn and marsh woodshed, bro. Like, no thank you. No thank you. No. You get about 30, 40ft into a cornfield. Boy, you got a lot. Like I said, we're just around you. I seen it coming up. I'm like, all right, man, we're here. And I looked at the map. I said, this is in the middle of the road. You are here. I said, you know, well, we ain't going there anymore. So she starts to pull it up and. But yeah, I was looking at the map there. Not even a side road. There ain't even a little man ain't shit to get to that no access point. And it was big, I think she said it was like 60 acres or some bullshit like that. The water? Yeah. The water. It's like 60 acres and there's no road anywhere near. Yeah. I'm like bro, like, all right then. Like, there's got to be good fishing in that motherfucker first off. But then I'm like 6 to 4 acres. You ain't seen to cross that motherfucker. Yeah, man, you and J gotta get the canoe and walk back up into that. Like that's. Get them snake boots first again. Yeah, yeah, the snake bite or whatever. Snake proof boots. Yeah. Fuck, man. I don't know, dawg. I mean, we went to this one little park and there one. It wasn't much. I caught two little bluegill and a turtle, so they said they stocked it. Apparently I was, but that was another spot where there was two, two fucking ponds on the map. I got there and I saw the one. I'm like, I bet that other one's over there. And where them horses are, you know, that big ass sign says No Trespassing? Yeah, yeah, but here I am over here, big hobbyist, no trespassing with the fucking geese. Not catching the goddamn thing. Very well. Tough to find good fishing for a man of your taste. Well, I wanted to I was I was just going to go to River. Fucking go catfish in both since we got, like, a fucking 12 gallons of rain in the past. Overnight, all them rivers and creeks were fucking straight chocolate milk type said there was no river fishing at all. It had to be a big lake or a pond somewhere where they're not going to get too fucked up by the weather wound up. Yeah, too much agitation. I think they said Saturday we had some shit up here or something. Nothing I've seen on Facebook. It's been raining every day, practically. It's crazy. They were talking about Virginia's having a drought in the last week and a half. Two weeks pretty much is rained almost every day, which is good. Last week at damn near. I definitely saw rain every day and one day I was coming home. It was fucking terrible. So very aggressive. I was going. I had my wipers on full blast. I was probably going to be. I couldn't see nobody in front of me. I'm like, if you're going to be, you know, wipers on. Like they didn't go faster. I'm like, well, you know, it's slow if the Jews go at 20. Yeah, you better slow down. Well, I could go to a fast everybody. Their hazards on that was all being white and shit in the rain. Like what? Water was fucking flying over. Fucking like. I mean, it rained. Its fucking asshole. Like, it was kind of point where everybody's acting so stupid. Like I usually try to get off if I can. I'll be like, I'll just know at that point in time I'm going to. It was everywhere though, because it was bad. It was real bad. Like I was riding my windows down. I made a left on 29 from 600, and then soon as I got up that hill to Pepsi, it was just a fucking wall of fucking chaos. Fucking. I mean, what was like last week when I came here to do the podcast? I'm going home and like part of the way on the way down and on the way home, it was like torrential and like, by the time I get home, which ain't far, it's not raining. And it was in and out like the whole ride back. It was soft, then it was heavy, then it was soft and it was heavy. Then it was soft and just. Yeah, that's that's how it'd be out there in God's country. Like my man said, it'd be raining across the street type shit. Porn is fucking assholes. And you're just out there hanging out? Yep. You got there burning up in the sun. Yeah. I mean, I've seen that shit. It's fucking wild. And you ain't on one side of a mountain at that point in time. You know, you just told you were just farmland or whatever. The fuck did you get? No, ma'am. I remember being a kid and riding the car and being like, what is that out in front of us? My dad goes, it's rain. And I was like, that's rain. And he goes, yeah, we're about to run into rain. And he and I just it just never occurred to me that it could be that pronounced. Yeah. And not just thrown down. Yeah, yeah. Wow. But it was like, literally like a dark curtain that we were driving to. Yeah. That's what this was. It was bad. Like I said, motherfuckers was freaking out, pulling over, but it was raining. I don't pull over. I'll find, like a spot off the road. Like, if I can pull like, I was going through Warrenton once. It was crazy. And I pulled into the the bank under the overhang. Yeah. Just sat there for ten minutes while it just poured and and then it stopped and I drove out and it was like, because I wasn't far away from that when it started. So I was just like, man, I'm not gonna play with you idiots. And no rush it. Rain is motherfucking ass off. It was fucking stupid. Crazy. Malaysia gentleman. With that said, I wanted to give a shout out to our boy big Mike again. Happy birthday to his mom. Happy birthday to my mom. Crazy. No idea these two women were born on damn near the same day. What are you in it? I'll be damned. I'll be damned like Beavis. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. But yeah, it'd be nice to people that look like. You'd be nice to people that don't look like you. Don't be a dick. Keep grinding on the shit you're trying to get done, because that's how it's going to get done. Like share. Subscribe. Don't forget this bitch. Yeah. All that good stuff. And don't forget, we love you very much. And we wish you nothing but the best. 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