Unknown 0:13 Ladies and gentlemen, once again it is the Mason and friends show. Featuring for the first time ever a very special guest Johnny three legs aka yo, Big John, Dr. Unknown 0:29 Charles Lebanon nickel Unknown 0:31 as well as that dude called ju aka the Jew unit as well as the transporter aka the Blackhand. Me I’m Mason, aka Mahoney. What's up y'all? Welcome to the Mason and friends show. Unknown 0:53 Everybody what’s good, lovely Sunday I hear low rainy, low cloudy weather. It's all good. Washington's damp on the way. Unknown 1:01 Amen to that. Shaping the prettiest of days but it has Washington falling Unknown 1:07 away. This really shows a lot of focus on Well Trump Unknown 1:10 is pretty nasty. So real quick, Johnny, you're here to promote a new record coming out. Unknown 1:16 Actually a bunch of records that just came out and once the shows coming up, I put it out there. Erected is empire in decline. came out a few months ago. Everything's out of what studios based here in Baltimore, me and my partner David Hannah schmuck money D. I get emails, all the links to all my stuff, but check us out on Facebook. Just do a deep dive on Johnny three legs, right? I promise you you'll find some stuff. There will be links in the description of the show. That's right. And we play in this coming Friday night at the front porch in the plains. And that's what my full band buddy notes Unknown 1:53 very good. Hey, go put it out there let everybody check him out. Check out Johnny three lays out. There it is. Our local artists out here Unknown 2:03 yeah fifth one here. Unknown 2:07 We try to look out for love on this man. We appreciate all Unknown 2:10 that shit. We just did fifth CD release listening party yet altered sons in watching last Sunday. Really well. Unknown 2:19 Cool, man. Yeah, I was to beat after the cannabis festival to make it I don't blame I did this hair show and then got home to put it Unknown 2:27 on and going nowhere else we got up early in the day got knocked out the way which is the only way it would have Unknown 2:32 happened that day and like I was hoping to get the video done and went home it was like I'm putting this episode out. I'm going to bed I was toast. Unknown 2:41 So Mr. unit you went fishing yesterday Right? And it was using cook chicken Unknown 2:48 cook check it out and saying look like pork chop. Unknown 2:53 But how did the work has been done? And for what? Unknown 2:56 Not anything anything Unknown 2:59 you can cook food for cash? Maybe maybe? Maybe a turtle Unknown 3:05 I mean I heard putting a chicken bone on online kits and crab with it. Unknown 3:09 Yeah. But that's like, but not cooked chicken. It'd be it would be Unknown 3:17 the wrong decade. I Unknown 3:18 never say never. You think fishes Unknown 3:23 fishes like Iran. Unknown 3:24 This man knows his fish Unknown 3:25 because there's a lot of fur with a lot of fishes was sent and cooked chicken or cooked anything and really putting off as much scent and flavor as raw food surprisingly no because cooked chicken has got a lot more flavor than raw chicken. So Unknown 3:43 what you're saying I Unknown 3:45 mean you don't eat raw chicken you don't really know that Unknown 3:48 raw chicken in my life. As much chicken as is a medium to medium rare chicken not by me but it was Unknown 4:02 so you're saying that it was unsuccessful? Yeah, yeah. So they basically wasted the yard bird on a fishing trip. Unknown 4:10 I don't know what the name was. Got. They got going on. It was pretty pumped up. Today was nowhere what day was using Unknown 4:19 they knew they was making a mistake Monday was they there was fucked up. So it was an Unknown 4:23 experiment. Yeah, like when I got here Saturday like three out of five was in bed at four o'clock. By eight it was just about two of us so Unknown 4:38 So did you have any luck out there guys. It was raining this Unknown 4:41 whole time. I call it a big ass Katherine's diner. 20 pound about three foot long. Catfish and Stryver first driver got that notch on the belt strike. But you know it's still not too late for his all good time either way. A little bit rainy you know? Here when it was all fucking gorgeous to drive. Unknown 5:09 It was nice to shit yesterday but I was fucking sick like I walked out the door just immediately got attacked. Like I felt like I was fighting these motherfuckers like oh shit. So I went in the house got that neti pot man and fuck it I'll be using the fuck out aesthetic because look your listeners y'all door listeners our favorite colors have known that I do not like putting shit on the nose right? broke down and got a neti pot man. I'm telling you all the time has been on point where I'm it's been the fucking best thing ever. Because man that she clears out all of this right here like the whole facial area. So Unknown 5:49 we have a saint called a new vase and it's a machine and you stick it in you know like this from both the nostrils backing backing, backing going around all your shit and pulls it out. Unknown 6:01 Read some water in one side or the other with a vacuum or serious stuff man. lavage is like pretty nice high end neti pot stuff with high net. Yeah, I Unknown 6:11 wouldn't know why that this was the lady that bought. Unknown 6:15 Well, that's because you know, the lady did not going to be patient. Yeah, she I mean she might be Unknown 6:19 others. Others cough Fuck it. Unknown 6:23 I thought that I get the cheapest neti pot, in any part cost me like 5099 It came with a whole bunch of packets. Right y'all got that? $150 Neti pot that come with no packet. Winning so far. Unknown 6:35 I was talking to one of my homies because he said his son as little as your younger was asked knotted up. And he was used not the bigger sucker like I don't Unknown 6:45 know, I don't know about that. Okay. Unknown 6:48 So there's a booger sucker. Like it's not suddenly like rubber and looks like there will be like a sex toy. It looks like I like a big ass like, Unknown 6:56 what I got baster. Yeah. turkey baster. Unknown 7:00 So he was talking about my my sub be fighting me. I said, man, have you ever tried it on yourself? Yeah, I mean, I did this shit to myself just to see because my kids used to fight me all the time. Then one day I fucking did to myself. I'm like, holy shit. Okay, I see why they don't like this shit because I mean, it's matches whatever the fuck is this match? right the fuck out? Like it's some serious shit. I'm like, Oh, wow, Unknown 7:25 yeah, breaking that sale once you gotta like you gotta blow back out and Unknown 7:32 get a shot back for the middle Unknown 7:34 seat had my eyeball twitch. I'm like, okay, you know what, I'm never gonna use this on a baby again ever. I won't do this to the kid. Cuz like I cuz I had to I had to see what's going on. Like, you know, I really like I used to Unknown 7:45 circumcise kids when they're a kid because you got it. Done as a grown up. We ain't doing this. No more kids man. Unknown 7:51 My son was circumcised. Yo, they gave me a little crane to put on him. Because you got the cream on? Unknown 7:57 We do. You're cutting his fucking dick off. Unknown 7:59 They come in. They came in they're like fuck two o'clock in the morning. And I'm already because I didn't save any money came in there to nurse. So obviously, when we touch your kids, Dick, we gotta take your son to get him circumcised right now. I'm like, okay, cool, whatever, whatever. You know, I mean, so I stayed up Unknown 8:15 with me whenever whatever. Like, I couldn't do it. Yeah, I wouldn't let that Unknown 8:19 happen. So I'm sitting up and I'm waiting, you know, I mean, he comes back and they're like, you know, this guy. You got to take care of him. I'm like, I call snacks morning. You know, that's like, maybe eight o'clock, six o'clock in the morning. You know, I gotta change his diaper. So I change his diaper and I can't recall a blood. No, no, no, that's why he wasn't bleeding. He wasn't bleeding cream on it. Well, I'll put the cream on the tube just touched it and he started bleeding and I'm losing my shit. I'm like, Oh my God. Because I'm hurting. Like, I feel his pain. You know? I mean, I'm hurting the nurses like it's okay. All you have to do is this right here. Unknown 8:53 You know, one of the reasons they made circumcision a major thing was because they were thinking that it was psychological trauma that would keep you from masturbating as an adult. What fact that's Christian pierce right there, man. They don't want you to be no crazy Unknown 9:07 is a crazy world. I mean, it's Unknown 9:11 like a deep psychological trauma. So you wouldn't want to touch your dick. Unknown 9:14 Like 30% of the of the of the male sexual nerve endings are in that forest. Right? lop it off. Unknown 9:23 I want you to enjoy spring that happens. Unknown 9:25 The most painful thing in your life. This is what the nurse told the nurse was like, Look, he's not going to remember none of this shit. I said he might not but I do. Remember this shit. I'm gonna remember this in my entire life. That my son was crying because I put this cream on the tip of his shit. He started bleeding. I'm fucking cry. He cried like this shit is not a good look. You're gonna be like what the fuck man? You better not being someone which is goddamn Burnaby no baby day cream. I mean, you boys Unknown 10:00 Dickinson somebody's like over space. Now. We're over the overcrowded walking around Unknown 10:05 with that. Think about that for a second. With this baby day cream shit by these mom fuckers are really putting Unknown 10:11 on Johnny Are you aware of the baby dick? Unknown 10:13 No, I'm not aware of it. But Unknown 10:15 explain it to Johnny Mike. Okay, Unknown 10:17 so I was asked this question. I love to do a show about Unknown 10:23 Ella's Name Generator. Whatever the fuck Unknown 10:30 Ellen DeGeneres. Unknown 10:33 He is the senior fucker foundation Foundation, the Bill and Melinda Unknown 10:42 and Bill and Melinda Bill and Melinda Gates. Unknown 10:46 Sandra Bullock and Ellen DeGeneres put out a decree Unknown 10:49 No, no, no. This this cream for anti aging cream was made from stem cells of Korean foreskin. Pop. Yeah, yeah. It's a real thing because her and Oprah uses shit and I'm like, you're walking around with Korean for skin on your face. Unknown 11:09 Maybe dead skin on your face. Unknown 11:11 Yeah, Unknown 11:11 just odd. That's absorbed. That absorbs Unknown 11:17 you kiss Unknown 11:18 Oprah. You can be different. Maybe you because maybe they Unknown 11:22 came on Oprah's face. You'd be coming baby ticks Unknown 11:24 you know what you can tell them to rabbit Endo. And it's ridiculous. The humans will get the natural shit. Unknown 11:29 Right rabbit come on your face ain't the same as getting that baby to cream. Unknown 11:33 What you get? Yeah, baby the batter the Unknown 11:39 baby dickering from concentrate. Unknown 11:42 Yeah, not fresh squeezed. Is Unknown 11:44 it true? I've heard this the other day blew my mind that in a Jewish circumcision. There was about brisk is I think it's a bris. The rabbi actually pulls it out on on the baby dick and sucks the foreskin up in that and then pitches it off and then cuts it now they do Unknown 12:05 believe there are some but I don't believe it's like the majority of my shit because that came to light because Moyles, which is what they call the circumciser. Yeah, we're giving babies herpes for doing that. What? Yeah, like and that to me is the most atrocious thing about it. Because like, look, if I can't earn that herpes, right, you know what I'm saying? Like, be mad. If I got hurt if I'm like, Yeah, I was on the ostrich or I had to let it burn. Right. You know what I mean? Like forget to let it burn, you know, like, a pocket earn that shit like how'd you get herpes man back in 1997 dog who's out in the streets? You know, getting in with these hoes and let me knock on wood what we got here you know, you gotta be conscientious and careful about these things. But if it happens, I hope you earn that she just helped me. Unknown 13:02 Just gifted it. Unknown 13:04 They chopped off at the end of Monday gave me herpes. Unknown 13:07 Yeah, they stole 30% of the nervous endings and my penis and gave me herpes all at the same time. And how do you remember it happened? Right? I can't even brag about it. Wow, I'd be so mad. I don't like Unknown 13:20 the whole idea of circumcision. I think it's bullshit. Yeah, I Unknown 13:23 agree. I'm not a big fan. That doesn't seem natural. Like we got soap and water these days. Like I look at like, Unknown 13:28 think about how many moms actually gonna take care of a sheep. Unknown 13:32 Most man I certainly Unknown 13:34 talked about how they don't watch the X every day. Mike Unknown 13:37 that's different. They watched a tick watch Unknown 13:47 everything no man doesn't touch his dick and 24 hour period. Unknown 13:50 I'm saying I've washed my deck and kitchen sinks kitchen. Unknown 13:55 Give me a walk by. Unknown 13:57 Ashley cookies asked and his wife just said they didn't really watch me Unknown 14:01 talking about not bathing I believe their children because they didn't think it was like natural to pays children on regular basis. Unknown 14:08 But when you got good look in just a couple of days not when my Unknown 14:14 when fuck. Janet Jackson, who's his favorite woman of all time in a porter John even if it was one of the fucking handicap. Charles one aspect that was he would mister legs. Unknown 14:25 Okay, man porta Johns have fucked up but he has to be fresh off the line Unknown 14:36 I thought that ratchet chick from the fucking what's it called? The Unknown 14:41 ratchet chick Unknown 14:42 ratchet chicken line at the canvas festival a number of years ago. Yeah, she was wild a shit. board but she was she was not agreeable to me in that sense. But we were having a good time bullshitting. Unknown 14:54 Like she was telling Unknown 14:57 me like where are we going girl? Let's go Unknown 14:59 yeah, he was why the fuck obey this mom fucking Porta Potty. You Unknown 15:02 gotta meet my friend Janet. Unknown 15:04 I made a mess what's happening Unknown 15:06 in the shit out of her bed. She just kept going on like Unknown 15:10 this. He determined that I like ratchet girl so I Unknown 15:13 was gonna I was like, That's it because I noticed I'm like, You know what? The more rash they are. It's like the more fucking you're in tune with. Gage just like to show this last one. She was ratchet when she told me to come back before we left so you'll come back and see me before she did. Unknown 15:33 She said don't put your mouth on that and I said I'll put my mouth wherever you go. Unknown 15:38 She's like we'll come back before you leave. Unknown 15:42 The floor claiming it that is what happens is Unknown 15:49 that's exactly wherever Unknown 15:51 you didn't get back there. Unknown 15:52 I really didn't. I didn't remember. Unknown 15:56 Shit the disabled they were trying to give me it was just going straight to him because I couldn't do anything. So Unknown 16:01 it's chicken. I had all kinds of edibles. Like I'm looking at a major news damn mushrooms. I thought about Unknown 16:06 it. Because you said that you kept looking at him you thought Unknown 16:09 fine ate those four caps that you gave me they were supposed to be 150 milligram milk and I weighed them they weigh between seven 740 milligrams and 790 milligrams, or over half a gram of feeds. There Unknown 16:24 was an especially strong mushroom. Unknown 16:27 Well that's what she told us. She told us the millet she said look I give me this micro dose and this bay, and it's more than she goes. It's not a microdose but you got to like and so if you get really happy, that's why I gave right to him. Right? So he brought it down. It was like yeah, this bench here was right. So did you drive down? Did you use a bug? He's put it back together said I Unknown 16:49 would go and I weighed them into caps. They were the caps probably can't wait more than 100 150 milligrams. So they're least a half a gram, maybe six hundredths of a gram. Unknown 17:00 So you just waiting on the right day to do one of those. Something like that. Gotcha. Gotcha, gotcha. I can dig Unknown 17:05 a hole can spin on your day. Unknown 17:08 That's for sure. If I had thrown that thrown those three four down while we were there. Unknown 17:12 Oh see Judo out of band. Shoulder like I come on back. Unknown 17:17 I can't function and it probably almost rings I giggle like a little schoolgirl. Unknown 17:24 would have been a lot of fun to do. Unknown 17:29 Too big to be that cuddly. You can't be the wrong person. Unknown 17:37 What's just being asked motherfucker laugh and I bet I can take his wallet what exactly right What are you laughing about big ass. Unknown 17:45 You really funny which Unknown 17:47 is Unknown 17:48 showing your teeth everybody. Unknown 17:52 Yo so basically you sent me some shit man. And I had to see if it was real. So this transgender inmate is locked up in the women's section right? And fucking got two inmates pregnant. What Yeah, this transgender AV Unknown 18:11 scam son. Unknown 18:13 This is what I was told him I was probably gonna happen to be disruption like yes, they don't do they do they really? So yeah, this this person. Unknown 18:23 Lady identifies as a woman. Unknown 18:25 So they lock her up with women. She's a chick Unknown 18:27 with a deck and she Unknown 18:29 got knocked up by Hey man, Yuri, you Unknown 18:34 know he's just gonna keep fucking bitches in that press Unknown 18:38 what else you're gonna do for free all right, Unknown 18:40 I got nothing to lose. Unknown 18:41 identified as a woman they put you in there with a bunch of women like Alright my big still works yeah, it's gonna jump right on me. Unknown 18:49 I have a whole goddamn fucking kid but trying to get my bad at my Unknown 18:52 own little prison kids. What Unknown 18:53 do I do what he's already got to have? Yeah, Unknown 18:55 they're gonna lock him up again for not paying child support. Unknown 19:01 Like I say like he in the showers or she's in the showers dig Joe senior come Deborah. Hey, she's in Unknown 19:09 the shower. It's like Hey ladies, if you guys seen one of the reasons Unknown 19:13 a lot of them Brian like, Oh, they're jumping on it like a month. Unknown 19:17 I'd say they are all about it. Unknown 19:19 That's why it's a scam dude. That's why the guys I mean, it's absolute. Unknown 19:26 They taken advantage of her. Unknown 19:28 You got to do this. It's not like when it's not like on January 4, Unknown 19:34 they could be they could be in and it could be wild on while she's sleeping being beaten or off. Yeah, but you got to get this motherfucker up. They've given me this date tonight. Tell me right now. Like jail. You Up next jail. Well, this motherfucker you up, Max. Okay. Get that motherfucker up, sir. Get that shit out of jail. Your next job on. Amber. Amber. You're after jail. Okay, Karen, where's Unknown 19:58 caravans? Unknown 20:01 Oh, my homegirl I have all the cigarettes. Court and son. Unknown 20:09 What do you mean by anything? Do me a favor quick pop in that thing. Sorry. No worries. Unknown 20:15 If the guard if a guard gets pregnant, there's really gonna be some shit. It's okay. Quite often too. Oh yeah. Definitely does. Unknown 20:23 That's really taken advantage of the situation. That's like what they said Louie Did you know like you can't beat off in front of our employees. But you can't bang the fucking inmates if you're a lady. Unknown 20:34 Actually, I got feelings about that Louis she like he asked permission. Unknown 20:38 Me to I feel the same way. I mean, you're the only difference between the times I've done that is the GRE I did that too. I had sex. You want to leave you can leave. You don't have sex. We're gonna have sex but I'm beating my ticket. Was that right? He could be involved potentially you can leave or you can just sit there and watch. Fuck. I need to get these nuts. Out. Unknown 21:00 I'm gonna say if he was provided enough to ask permission. That's why they didn't seem aggressive. Unknown 21:06 To do it on a plane that beat off on the plane. He Unknown 21:13 jumped my Deck. On the plane. Almost the I'm not I've never I've never done that seems like that. That's not even a possibility for me to be. Unknown 21:26 You'd be halfway there. The real question is how you gonna beat off on a plane without anybody noticing Unknown 21:31 that exactly. So I had the blanket over me and I'm like half asleep. And I don't know what's happening while I'm asleep grabbing them off okay in realize that I'm surrounded by women and children and shit and like just freaked out. You know? Unknown 21:48 They're like, Oh, fuck, I know what's going on here. You know brothers? I'm gonna shave a you know 510 You're looking at yourself at a bear. What the fuck? What is your problem? Unknown 22:02 There's clearly something the matter with me. Unknown 22:07 But yeah, so think about where do you go from there for you to made to amaze pregnant you know because there's probably gonna be more on the circuit already have to gory came out there's probably more in that month fucking circling that mix, or getting that cell blocked. Unknown 22:21 You know when you're done from there you go right to the next book. And you know, I'm saying it right sitting next to JJ dog who's up next. I'm not going to pick this up while I'm in jail. You know what I mean? Man, they locked me in with the ladies. course I'm not though because I need a perfect fucking case scenario. Never find out about Unknown 22:40 so so they take her out of there and be like, Oh my God. Unknown 22:46 I'm not gonna do anything. It's all good. Hey, check this out sweetie. Unknown 22:50 But low kids. So so say take her out of there and then put her into an all male cellblock Unknown 22:58 and doing the same thing. Unknown 23:02 Well she got titties and Unknown 23:07 yeah yeah so Unknown 23:15 oh right when Why'd Unknown 23:18 they put her into all male drone on that cell blocks that she gets Right. Exactly. So she needs her say they weren't go with like their own Unknown 23:31 least at least the women are getting pregnant they're having a nice time. You know what I mean? Maybe that's the problem with the whole thing is the pregnant but the real problem is he she could be raping those women and knocking them out Unknown 23:45 prison the time to do Unknown 23:48 it if I'm that's what I'm saying. If I'm locked up dog out and I gotta dig in bitches want to but here's the bottom bunk and he just leans over. I'm doing it dog. You know, I'm saying like I'm getting it done. Like there's no doubt about it. But I want if you can get it crazy because Unknown 24:02 like like how you said they have their own just say thing I feel like about their own league. Sports League like you know, transgender basketball track and field should like it because you got the guy that Unknown 24:17 right now talent with lady looks right? Right. Unknown 24:20 They're fucking like Yeah, but yeah, the guy that identifies as a woman because he was sucking at fucking this woman as a male and was fucking like, number 497. He was 468 or so then he goes to the women's league because there was a woman and why killing him. Yeah, Unknown 24:34 kill him. That's Unknown 24:34 not right number no question. It's not right. How many years in a row? Does that have to happen before they change it? Unknown 24:40 Exactly. Exactly. Like they need Unknown 24:42 to believe it's happened once just so Unknown 24:46 that it irks me is that I fully support their right to do anything. Literally anything else? Like don't be a polygamist? I don't give a fuck yeah. But like, you know, you can't like Unknown 24:56 spoil food too. But there's a difference between men and women. Logically, yeah, we are. The reason why we're not allowed to hit women. It's not fair. Unknown 25:10 For transgender female smacks the shit out of a woman. You have a Unknown 25:14 right yeah, but that's how it's been. About that MMA girl. It was like transgender was whipping everybody's ass. Unknown 25:21 Yeah, Unknown 25:21 I mean, it's just I don't know. It doesn't seem fair. Unknown 25:25 And they can do like you said they gotta have their own shit. Unknown 25:28 Ya know, like leaves. You know? Unknown 25:31 Well what it's like statistically the amount of people that are that are so few that it's there's not enough to have a league is certainly not a league that anybody would pay to watch that. You all do. Right? Exactly. You just can't do that. You can't have like a two on two basketball tournament. Transgender girls that are bad. I Unknown 25:51 don't know if you promoted that right. Unknown 25:55 There is a lane okay, if Steph Curry decided to say he identifies as a woman and he goes to the WNBA Unknown 26:10 but that's the difference is he's good enough as a man in the male League. So my point is that like if there was a lady that was good enough to play, she would Yeah, right. Brilliant, right? Unknown 26:22 I couldn't make it in the in the NBA. She's Unknown 26:24 dead. They don't have that. That is a talent gap there. You know what I mean? Because like, you get paid so much more money to be in the NBA than the WNBA money you would Yeah, exactly what it turns more money like you don't have empty games you watch like a WNBA game at like four o'clock in the afternoon or Saturday. In the middle of the summer. And the fucking thing is empty and I'm watching I'm like, No, I like this. These ladies was like, you know, talented and look good. And, you know, they're athletic. Like I like athletic women, even two dudes be all into these big funky booties and everything. And I'm like, I'd rather like a tone booty Unknown 26:59 to push the booty up good calves that curve or did Unknown 27:09 vagina man you know what I mean? Like I like legs are attached to the mound. That's a good curve. Unknown 27:17 Now look like there was another God sent me by this dude that married a Unknown 0:01 That should is not so Unknown 0:03 good. He's upset because he can't connect to her like he reception Unknown 0:08 is bad. Unknown 0:09 The software went out of date or something. Oh, and a company that makes it I guess it's out of business or something so they're not updating it. So she's just sitting there like dancing in circles and Shouldn't he can't talk to her anymore. So she's married to him and he loves her vision. She's like a 16 year old pop singer in the little virtual reality world and he's like, Unknown 0:27 this is crazy man. The way things are going Did you Unknown 0:30 see the little video that was with it? Unknown 0:31 Yeah. It's fucking crazy like this. Is the world we're in now. Like, I read another article. This bitch marry herself, right? She married herself not to hustle. She's been married to herself for like two years. And she's self coupled. And she she divorces herself. She can't stand to be with her on her own. I don't know how this works. Works. Unknown 0:57 I'm gonna have to pay herself half of her income to maintain her lifestyle that she's gotten used Unknown 1:01 to okay you buried yourself and now you can't be with yourself. So you divorces a bit you got mirrors. You got to see yourself every fucking day. How does that even get entertained? It does and and it has this woman has married herself and now she's divorcing herself. Unknown 1:17 There's a lot of stuff that people are just letting it ride. Now here's the thing. Unknown 1:21 If you can't love yourself How the fuck you expect somebody to love you? You can't even say like you know, you just wake up look in the mirror but you know what I'm talking to you. Right? I want to do what you know gotta Unknown 1:31 enjoy yourself if you're gonna have a chance to join somebody. Unknown 1:35 Like if you wake up and look at this I'm like, but I can't even stand you right now. Oh, it's you again. Like God dammit. You made me just fucking got their sandwich. I didn't want to eat this Unknown 1:44 mother doesn't want to put his baby that cream on. Unknown 1:48 Baby dig absorbed me like what the fuck bitch. Right? grounds for divorce. Unknown 1:55 At deconvolve Yeah. Unknown 1:57 How does that even fucking happen? Bad? Because animals are shit. Like we didn't go way overboard with Unknown 2:04 crazy shit the world was totally overboard with crazy shit. Unknown 2:07 Make it even worse. Unknown 2:09 I think people have too much time on their fucking hands. Unknown 2:11 The problem is people don't have interests. They don't have things that they can do with their time. Right? Unknown 2:17 They would if they fucking put effort into it, but I don't think they would just put effort into it like but that's my point either a rather be entertained by everybody else's life instead of their own. See, I Unknown 2:28 don't want to say I was never wired that way. Yeah, I don't get it. Something to do. Unknown 2:34 We got a lot of pop culture out here that everybody pays attention to like the Kardashians got to shut has been on for apparently 20 years. That's crazy. I mean, even the motherfuckers what are the benches that had kids and babies they're 16 and teens to 16 and 16 was a team fucking I'm gonna Yamaha was promoted and fucking teen pregnancy. Mad his britches like in the 30s struggling with the kids they had one and 16 Unknown 2:58 I've known teen mothers that were all in the bed so we're like all happy that you know what I'm saying? Like when I was younger like that, like because Unknown 3:05 they looked at kids as accessory. Yeah, right. Like buy like a pet. Unknown 3:12 I guess it's a responsibility. But we promote that shit man. The world knows that shit. Unknown 3:18 Well yeah, people want to accessorize they don't want to actually like do shit that's substantive. Unknown 3:23 Like you know Alright, so take take take was that bitch cam again? So are you ah cam so she got upset about the sex tape thing last episode right so apparently they're still upset about she was the Unknown 3:39 kid the kid was like, Mommy, why why is raging fucking you up? Unknown 3:45 Right? I mean, that's always gonna be it's always out there either put it in the ethos. It's, I think if you ever saw your mom on a dirty sex table raid J like that. Exactly. That'd be awful. Terrible like these mindfuck kids, they got to deal with it their entire lives because of the sins she made. Then on top of it, you decide to have kids so Unknown 4:04 well, but that's the thing, right? Like, porn stars should be allowed to have kids but you've got to like accept that some shit might come back. Unknown 4:12 So you got to say that hey, look, like my table me getting fun. Unknown 4:16 Like think about this. You are. You've been on this show now for about five years. On the show for about five years. You came in 50 4050 episodes or something like that. So you've been here pretty much the whole five years now. Think about this. 10 years from now your daughter says to you do you really choke women Unknown 4:34 are very smart. Unknown 4:36 But exactly, but you have accepted that right? That might come along. Unknown 4:40 There's a lot of stuff that I've said that they're probably like, Hey, Dad, I heard some shit. Yeah, what's up what you heard it straight from the horse's mouth? Episode 143 You said this you know I'm saying like oh, okay, well yes, baby this is gonna happen so just be safe about things I gotta explain. Sure, because here's the reality this change Unknown 5:01 the blood not Unknown 5:03 are we talking about choking like in a sexual manner. We told my choking like no Unknown 5:07 children in Central America right now. Unknown 5:11 For many ways matter of fact is better. Did you have that God as a as a resource? Exactly. Unknown 5:18 That's what Michael is gonna do. He's responsible parent here in a few years. He's gonna say I look at her boy you started listening to show it's gonna introduce you a lot of adult topics as you don't really want to hear me so if you hear something that you're concerned about or don't understand, you want explain more depth. Unknown 5:37 Also, Kim Kardashian kid as you saw right de railing is mom was playing for free when you sell pillows brother. Unknown 5:48 I would say your daddy came for Daddy saw range a fucking me I wanted Unknown 5:57 apparently she does a whole episode of this show because everybody was talking about on the radio and I Unknown 6:03 said that's my future ex wife Unknown 6:06 that he fucking the economy went out got the hard drive or whatever whatever I say you'll hear it is no there's no other way you can see this videotape show my bullshit. It's already out there. So Ray Jay got tired of hearing shit and forget puts out like a Tuesday Look, man Bash is all fake. That's all for this show. He was like I don't know why he goes I'm not the one bringing this shit up. Nobody's bringing the shit up but them right I'm like, he goes they're only doing this shit because it's that's what's keeping them is the sexy that's what putting them all without the 60 day guy. Don't look that Unknown 6:40 good anymore. See love way better and the sex tape. That's the that was a good kill. Piece man Unknown 6:52 and then on top of that, suck it. Oh, skeet skeet. The fucking got the kids names tattooed on his neck like kids names are tattoo. Oh man. No, Unknown 7:03 no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, Unknown 7:05 Davidson. Yeah. This kid's name. This was tattooed. On his neck. That's too much man. To heal. He got killed three different ways on his fucking body. Got her name branded on his chest. And now he's got the initials of the kids on his neck. Unknown 7:24 And I said about Amber Heard Kim Kardashian has got to have magical vajayjay talk about that. Fire vagina. Unknown 7:35 Fire but she got an Aquaman was Unknown 7:38 worse. She got that she got that body like Unknown 7:41 she got a Zulu person who remembers what it goes Yes, Unknown 7:52 the key master. Are you the gatekeeper ever heard gospel controller? Or could it be that Johnny Depp was just that weak minded? Unknown 8:06 There's clearly an element of that. Why she probably Unknown 8:09 like what about oh my gosh, say she drives the front back. Front Back. Front back assumption. She brought blue in his booty. Oh, fuck them all. I'm Unknown 8:21 telling you, dude. It was something there's a series head game because when he's talking about she's taking her boots off and sitting there on the couch drinking wine. I'm telling you she was sucking his dick to and now it's like a daily basis. And she's like, I can't suck your dick if you take your shoes off, motherfucker. But what's part of my rituals Unknown 8:37 is drunk, you know, because he had drinking problems. Once he got sober. He's like, You know what I can deal with this? Exactly. This is a level of oil comes off Unknown 8:45 now because he lost a piece of his finger before that shit. Wouldn't don't Unknown 8:49 stay in hope in in the room when that happened. I don't Unknown 8:52 know. But yeah, I know he's Unknown 8:55 fucking he was talking about she threw it was like she threw fucking a piece of glass and some Unknown 9:00 and threw a bottle at it broke as a hit his hand blocked off. Unknown 9:04 Yeah, it took a shit in his bed. Unknown 9:07 That's the data guy me. Yeah, like Damn. Unknown 9:11 took a shit. You know? That's fire fucking pussy. Yes, Unknown 9:14 it is. Unknown 9:17 Just take a shit in the back. You gotta get the fuck up outside. You got Janet Jackson should have been but you guys but you gotta go this. Like, I know you bought me a new band ship Judas shit this month. Oh, yeah, you're Unknown 9:29 not you're not kicking Jana. I'm gonna have to this is a bushing like you said oh my pillar like you're in the same boat as me like I can put up Amber Heard crazy from Amber Heard for two to four weeks I can put up with Amber Heard crazy from Emma Watson for four to six months easily at least. I know you got at least four months and you will Unknown 9:52 scale I like the way I like the way Unknown 9:59 six months I'm not putting up with Emma Watson. Unknown 10:03 every fucking day she should be an everyday Unknown 10:06 I'd be walking around with that smile on my fucking face. I'm gonna make a clean up Unknown 10:14 before you have to roll over. You gotta get a Dingleberry. Unknown 10:18 There's something to that. Unknown 10:20 White matter, but my whole Unknown 10:23 thing is though, like she said to bed once right? So I could just wait till Emma shifts into bed and be the guy that said but we're done. I'm not doing this. No more. You know what I mean? Because that's that crazy that crazy doesn't start shooting in your bed Unknown 10:34 all that crazy also translates to maniacal violence to Unknown 10:40 it's also maniacal sexual intensity. I'm with you on that. I know what I mean. Hey, and that has its beneficial element. Oh, yeah. But it's not worth long haul. Loss of fingertips and for months, hundreds of millions of dollars. Unknown 10:57 How long were they married for? It wasn't long. Unknown 11:00 Kind of. It was a month just fucked up. He didn't get a prenup. Unknown 11:13 Like if you got if you got celebrity, you got to have a prenup. Unknown 11:17 I was married him I'd be like, Look girl, you need to get a prenup. You have to You gotta protect yourself. I love you too much let you not protect yourself Unknown 11:29 because you don't know what the fuck is gonna happen right now and he lost all his money to he's like pretty broke. Yeah, because all that shit. He bought Unknown 11:39 his family's home in Kentucky and like all this land and I think he had to sublet like his family's home. You know, I'm saying like those Unknown 11:47 people. That's so wack. I feel bad for Johnny. I like a lot of YouTube. Unknown 11:53 It doesn't bother me at all. But he is a character from a movie now like in real life. You know, I think the way he talks and it's very Keith What's your desk isn't a whole lot of you know you never never got out of taxpayer money much yeah and um you know when you that talented and you've done that many things. I'm cool with that. Because by Unknown 12:12 that I mean to a degree but it's like when you're that talented you that loony like Do you have the right to be mad at your woman for being that loony as well? Good question. You know what I mean? question, a question. Does Johnny Depp really have a right to be mad at Abraham for being crazy? He's a goofball. Just because like just because she's like violent and scary, violent in the sense that like you might lose like a piece of your body hanging out with her. And at least you started with the tip of his finger and tip of his deck like throwback Unknown 12:41 was a choice that both of them made though he ended up making that choice. Absolutely. Absolutely. Unknown 12:46 He set himself. You set Unknown 12:47 yourself up already. Because you knew this going in. Something like that crazy butcher track Unknown 12:53 but that's the thing, right? You know, when you get a hold of that you get a taste of that fucking crazy vajayjay in the Spirit, that crazy woman who said You know, like this is going to be a prop like this. Unknown 13:06 Like she did a cartwheel and a triple gainer Unknown 13:08 right off the foot did the bathroom and like it was nuts it felt actually good I thought it was Unknown 13:15 fucking robbed me reverse Calgary's slapping the shit out of me like fucking stupid. And I took it because I told her to call me Susan while she was doing it. And I was like, What the fuck is going on with me? Because I'm looking at myself and my reflection in the window like Oh, my God, I'm letting this bitch call me Susan and smack me around but this is fucking amazing. Right and if you go back again and she does something different. She throws out more fucking muscle grip on you because she didn't Did the Campbelltown told her you know for sure. Unknown 13:45 I liked your narrative, bro. Yeah, I'm saying she'd Unknown 13:47 done that cameltoe tunnel workout. Got their grip on. So now she's sucking you into your back is caving in. And you don't even know why because you're not the one stroking but she's just bringing you in deeper and deeper. Like, Unknown 14:00 I'm going into the abyss. Y'all ever seen or heard of American guys? It's a book by by Neil Gaiman. It made a TV show out of it on stars. But I Oh God is a God Bilquis the Queen of Sheba. And her thing is she she's a she's a hooker her her key she gets power from sex and men worshipping a pussy. So she'd be talking to him and then all of a sudden do get smaller and smaller and then all of a sudden he's inside of a giant heat shield or either in the dudes just floating there naked in like the universe. Have you ever Unknown 14:29 heard that right? That is cosmic pus? Yes, that is causing hassle. Sometimes because you gotta think because when you go do that now you got a chance you're gonna be part of the universe. Fucker right so this is gonna be the last time you get smashed but it's gonna be cosmic. Cosmic position it's gonna take you to another forever place of happiness. You Unknown 14:58 ever seen an ejaculation? Sign me up, you ejaculate on the vajayjay and then you're off into the immortal abyss. You're part of the Akashic knowledge base. You have achieved Unknown 15:10 this this level of what does he for you Unknown 15:15 ETERNAL euphoria. Yeah, you're just like eternal orgasmic or euphoria you Unknown 15:21 a tournament nirvana? Unknown 15:28 Yeah, dude, actually, we're gonna wrap the show up. We're just about out of time. If you want to plug yourself real quick, Unknown 15:35 make sure you come out and check out Johnny three legs as me my band butter notes will be at the front porch. In the plains this coming Friday. Please check out our Facebook pages Sebata notes on YouTube John three legs, man, I gotta sit everywhere. Thank y'all. Mason. Thank you, not my Unknown 15:54 brother. can check out the links that will be in the description. Unknown 15:59 Empowering the client. Unknown 16:01 There you go. Unknown 16:02 Hell yeah. So, you know, like we always say, don't forget to be nice to people that look like you will be nice to people that don't look like you don't be a dick. Unknown 16:11 No bits by little bit ladies and gentlemen keep moving forward. Unknown 16:15 Strike keep going unless you're trying to get done as Lady T would say protect your energy Unknown 16:22 mental health mental health. Make sure you do that ladies, Unknown 16:25 right protect your mental health shots my home yeah, from a long time ago to mental health. So you know stick around y'all you can do but yeah, don't forget we love you. Very much, and peace be with you. This login setup as luck is linked. Transcribed by https://otter.ai