Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,050th time, it is. featuring that dude called the Black Hand. Yeah, as well as his Judas., Would I be ashes. And myself. Mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What's happening? Y'all? What's good out there today? Whoo! Yeah, man. Well, this is Thursday episode of God Knows. It could be happening by now out there. It's so much going on in the world. Who the fuck? No. On pop off. Which is you? Valid for Trump? Well, for his third term. Depends on who he's running against, probably. Who is the Democrats going to give me to vote for? Probably some dog shit piece of shit. Hopefully there'll be a third party to vote for. Maybe a Thomas Massie, if we're. Lucky. Because he's gone. He's going to find a way. He certainly seems to be attempting to. He's going to find a way. You say they found a loophole. Well, like I. Just say, I don't found it. They don't already found a way. But I'm so sick of foreign policy. I'm so sick of foreign policy. But I don't think it's going to be any better with anybody else, so I don't. I don't even know, because. Our army's been merged with Israel. I mean, like, Israel is running the show anyway. Been running the show? Yeah. Kind of. Yeah, it's a pretty unfortunate situation, but I wish I could argue against it and say, no, Mike, that's not right. It's but I can't. It's how I feel about it. I see. It, you know, when it's like a third party has to come strong. But my thing is, is I need somebody that's going to stand on business and do actual something. But I know they can't do nothing because the money is controlled. Whoever's controlling them, you got to see where their money's coming from and who's controlling that money, where it's coming from, and who's that person, because you already know how it's going to go. The top families own every fucking thing, and the quiet families are the ones you don't hear about. You know what I mean? You can't point at somebody. Say that person's a Roth child, or part of Morgan or part of the Saudi family. You don't know any of these people. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You've never seen them, but they're there. You know what I mean? There's a lot of people out there that are in really high end positions of power that we can't do much about. Absolutely. Because we don't even know who they are. Exactly. It's all been, like, anonymized on purpose. Yep. So that, you know, we're just a blinded, ignorant populace. Going back. And forth. With each other over stuff that really, at the end of the. Day, it doesn't matter. It don't. Everybody wants the same shit, but don't know how to agree to come to that conclusion. Like, all right, how do we get to this part? Because it's been team sported, but it's like an individual wrestling match all the time. Yeah. You know, it's a one on one wrestling match no matter what the issue is. It's always like, well, I prefer Hogan. What for the iron chic or whoever the fuck it is. Whoever the two wrestlers are out there, it's Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels. That's really what it's like. It's like Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels. These guys are almost the same. Yeah, you know what I mean? They got different styles. They're into different things. This was wearing pink. That one's got hearts. Like, these guys are like, right there. They're right there together with each other. And when they wrestle each other like you, like one more than you like the other, but you don't think of either of them as the great savior. I know you know what I'm saying? They're just a couple of fucking wrestlers. And that's what professional politics is these days. It's like it's Bret Hart versus Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania every fucking four years. And you're like, you guys both suck. Yeah, in a lot of ways. You know, you're neither. You are stone cold and I don't get to vote for stone cold. I'm going to choose between Brennan and Shawn Michaels, like six and one and half a dozen in the other. You know what I'm saying? It's like, man, fucking fuck em all. I we know the game. We know the system. How do I play this game? Enough to where I can benefit from whatever I can benefit. From, you know, like I've been saying for years. Vote for me, 2028. Man. It's come this far. First, it was 2020. A clear vision. Mason didn't win 2024. And this is my time. Why is that? Maybe it's run with a clear vision 2020 a clear vision. Like our education is fucking hard. Well, most people wouldn't even get that. They'd be like 2020. What is he talking about? Yeah. Even though that was the year when I'd have been a much better candidate to Biden or Trump, I'd have been a much better president than those guys. We're in. The teddy bear said the best. Every man got his price. Price? These motherfuckers, man. So they get up in there. I need this money. All you gotta do is this. Okay? Hold on. My fucking. And if you don't like, maybe Trump didn't. And then they shot his ear off and he's like, okay, all right. They pretend to shoot it. All right, I'll listen. What have you guys say? Magic cartilage air. Esperanza wasn't no attempt last night. Wasn't it last night? Did he have be? Of course, a couple days. Day or two ago. Everyone that he went out to all star game. Everybody at the WNBA All-Star game. We're going to put him out of that, bitch. Nah, Obama went to that. Yeah, the Secret Service were there for Obama, not Trump. I was watching a three point contest. That. Look pretty cool. They said the three point was good. They said the game actually sucked. The game was. Yeah, the game was trash about the game for like eight minutes. Fucking with a three point contest was was was pretty tight. They don't do like I guess what the NBA does where they go like around. They go all the way. They got. Like. Different points shots spread out. And I guess you got to hit those shots and then move up to the next number. And if it ends up being like a damn near half court shot, but there's like a team probably like five, five people shooting just like bam, bam bam taking turns type just shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. And in like 45 seconds or a minute. So it was like it was like a relay type shit, you know what I mean? It was pretty cool. We were bowling. Jesus Christ, man. No, they were bowling. I was fucking they. Were nothing, bro. I bought a. 40 or something. Like that. Yeah. They're doing like the behind the at one point in time. I started. Bowling left. Handed hitter. Anything because. My ball would, would kind of start going and then the curve would just turn on and. Then she'd. Be right in the gutter. So at one point in time I was holding in the other lane and that bitch was still kissing the thing, scooting back in. She like, bow normal. This is how I bowl. I don't know the way. I just do like it. You put that like ban on it, you. Like it and usually just goes maybe one arrow over type shit. You know what I mean? This is my first shoot right in the gutter. You're going down, bro. So then I'm starting low, left handed. I was throwing granny out. That motherfucker getting made about seven. I'm like, bro, fuck this shit. But I got hammered. I don't know what happened either. I got a fucking hammer. That second game, man, hey, that didn't help me a little bit. I got ten more points. Fucking. She went to second. Yeah, but it was bad. I usually don't break 100, but I think I could have beat you. Oh. It was bad. I was terrible. I was in last place. It was nine of us, bro. I was in last place with, like, children, man. Like. So were y'all at two lanes? Nine. Two lanes? Yeah. Just deepest fuck I was getting my ass handed to by Eric Blake. They got, they got I was upset they got late teen children. They're good. I was upset, bro. But I got hammered cause I don't drink that much. I had two long islands. That'll do it. I got you to Long Island. What is wrong with you, bro? That's a normal fucking Chili's. Not that isn't. I mean, give me a fajita. You know what I mean? Two. Two long islands in the vagina. You know, the one before the vagina. You know what I mean? Get in that, Vegeta, and get on down the road. One point for one with or during their after. Maybe make the boy drive if it gets too physical. Dude, you know you can't do that, dude. Like you got to have a sober driver in the car. Well, that's what I thought. He let me drive. I said, nah, bitch. Can't legal. So what you talking about? So I'm clearly hammered. You know what I mean? So he and Lisa been drinking? She ain't fucked up, but she's been drinking. So therefore, you can't drive. There you go. Cause you're taking me drunk. So I'm driving. Going down for this shit. Don't be me. All right. Don't make me just come back and get me. I forget about me when I'm gone. The things I do for y'all fuckers. I'm sacrificing for you. Wait a minute. You're here. I got the keys to get the car. You got to get them out when you can, man. But it was terrible. It was terrible. I ain't never I think it got like. I think I bought a 63 to 1 game, but it was like seventh frame. I had like a 29. I'm like, bro. This is not real life, bro. Like, this is not fucking real life. This ain't real. This ain't what happened to me. I'm usually not. Like somebody pinch me. Somebody's pants. Me. This ain't world about to get a dinosaur out that motherfucker. Give me a fucking dinosaur, man. Fuck it. I'm cut off. I've had enough of. This shit. That's good. She had a good birthday, though. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it was Lisa's birthday, right? Thursday. But, you know, they got the weekend and all that. You know. Well. You had a whole weekend birthday party for the Jubilee in Richmond. Pretty much. Yeah. There you go. We went out and did damn thing. Tearing up the town. Yeah. Then them fuckers had me playing pickleball. What? Did you deal with that? I mean, I'm a man, so it's kind of. It's kind of hard in that game, you know? Hard to play for people. That's why I was like, bro, this, you know, it's like he's like, you know, they're getting me. You're not that great. I'm like, well, I play men's sport, you know what I mean? So they may have something to do with it, you know what I mean? Like if you go back further. It's not. I mean, it's just you got to hit it softer type shit, you know what I mean? And all you're trying to really do is just hit it over the net. Yeah. That's. Yeah, it's. You can't crank on it. I mean, you can. The one dude that they're playing with, he had a nasty little serve. I'm like, all right. Like, we're professionals out here. This is the fucking PBL out this bitch. Oh, what are we doing out here, bro? Calm down. To be on the show. That's all screaming, I think. I think I was running out of I record you. You might have a purse to win the tournament of the show. But then. Again. You know what the motherfucker could be like? How this motherfucker is. You know what I mean? Well, this guy's a servant, though. Yeah, he gets out there and, like, gets a little bit of a taste of that. Like how it really works. In. The league. Yeah, man. Get all fired up. You ain't moving that much. You'd be out there like you see my friend right here on my shoulder. Yeah, my shoulder is bad, but I still fuck you up. I got up, but. I didn't get on him. A couple there, a couple of them. It's like, how'd you hit that jump? And now you know, hey, I got the talent, you know? I mean. Yeah, yeah. It's right in that type shit. I anticipate. Well, I know what I'm doing out here. It's like I know the angle. I know the angle. What I need to do. I don't know if I can actually do the angles, like pool, you know, which we get where you gotta. Get that going. To get that motherfucker over there. For some reason, when you hit that motherfucker, usually, I guess you ain't hit it where you're supposed to hit it. Also, you got to think about spend. You're trying to put on it where and where it's going to go. I think there's a number of factors to consider. It could be a lot a lot to deal with. That was a terrible. Terrible sporting weekend for me. So you you technically showed up for bowling, if that was the extent of it. If you had bet on yourself, you'd be mad at yourself. You haven't ever performed like that in bowling, which. You're over 100. Be 100. Would you be like. Oh, one. Hundred all day? Going 100 over. 100 all day? I don't know, get like 150. But you say there's somebody out there, Hunter. Hunter, you wouldn't have gotten drafted. You should bring your own ball. No. Hell, no. Okay. At one point in time, I got all hammered. I went out there and smoked the bowl and came back, and I was wearing my Reeboks for about six frames. But the track was slick as fuck. I was like, I almost fell every time. I hate those shoes they make you. I had to, like, stop. I can't even walk because I was going to. I was sliding everywhere. Like I had to just stand still and try to bowl because I couldn't walk on that shit. I could barely walk with my Reeboks, you know? I mean, I'm like. Yeah, when you were wearing their shoes, you were. You were. All slide. I was moonwalking all across that motherfucker. Front walk, side walking is doing this the whole time with the fucking floor. You know what I mean? Oh, man. I like the double handed sideways, sideways grinning. You know what I'm saying? Oh, my girls had been working on it. Oh, that's kind of like the Hadouken shit. Yeah, you gotta like you. You gotta put a lot of pump into it, I think. But you got to put my spin on it. I might try that one around. There's probably a YouTube video how to really do it, but I've seen where they come out and they lead hip into it and they put the whip into it. They put that thing on it, toss it out there and it goes out and just curls right up into it. I figured out how to do that once or twice, but I've never really been good at it. And I, you know. I never could have put a bowling ball. I'm just a brute with it. I just fucking just. You go out there and brute it. Yeah. I'm like Fred Flintstone. I can't throw it. That's the thing. I can't throw it. Fred Flintstone bowling. Yeah, I don't remember with the toes, but I just just just caveman. I think that little sex though. And toss the fuck out of it every now and then, you know, I mean, give me a little six pounder 8 pound and just chuck that bitch. So the guy comes over, yells at you, you gotta break the ball. That's a child's ball. Oh my bad. I thought it was ten. Yes. I ain't got no choice. But I've been drinking. I ain't see the one. I'm sorry sir. I gotta get the 16 because I'm on these. Got big enough holes for my fingers. Yeah, you got to get that shit. Yeah, I gotta get that big ass motherfucker. That's all the way at. The 16. At the bottom shelf, you know what I mean? And they only got two of. Them dust on it and one. On one. It's all chipped up and shit. You know what I mean? Don't roll. Right? Yep. Old. It just sits there for fucking big Andersons bitches like myself. You know what I mean? Yeah. With wide grit. The other thing I hate is the shoes. Because the shoes. That terrible. My God, for you. That's what I'm saying. It's all. They're always mismatched. Shaq I'll take a 27 and they're like a 14 and a 16. We could put together. I got a 14. Right? 16. I work for you. We got we got a pair of shoes, but they don't match. You don't. Say 27. Get the motherfucker with the curled up front end. Like like iron chic. Can you buy, can you buy your own bowling shoes? I probably. Could, but I don't. Bowling. I'm saying, do they build them even in your size or bowling shoes in your size? Even available? I'm quite sure they are. Because they be pretty fresh sometimes. I've been to bowling alleys. Been like these shoes alive. I get bowling shoes up to it. 18, probably. I went to one place. Where was it? That matter of fact, it was custom. After that. I would think. It was three years ago. I mean, 20ft, 20ft motherfuckers is bowling. Motherfuckers. You could barely find shoes at all. The place we went to to go for, like, a Christmas thing. I know it was like a team building. We went to Bowl America. I think it's Bowl America and Manassas. Park as well. Where goes? Yeah. And I love the park. Back in the 90s, bro. And Cali fries. I was like, yo, I need a size 16. And they came out and they were like Adidas shell toes. I'm like the wait a minute, where did they match? Like and they fucking fit. Hey, who the hell runs this place? Because usually this don't happen. Like, this is tight. You know what I'm saying? Like the lady is looking at me like, well, sir, people do have big feet, bitch. No shit. I'm one of them. I'm just impressed that you have shoes, because most bowling alleys give me some mismatched shit. The laces don't match, the shoes don't match. You know what I mean? Their oldest, they got the Velcro. Oh, yeah. The Velcro, the Velcro strap. Oh, man, they'd be good. Yeah, I like the Velcro string. So that's a great classic, like, basketball shoe type thing. Yeah. But now the hell are make making without without even laces. You can wear them. They got the whole tuck in. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. But on in there. Wow. Wild days man. Back in my day, we had shoelaces to make your shoes on the street. I don't trust the shooting. At the time by laces in order for my shoes not to fall off. You kids don't know nothing about that. You didn't put your foot in your shoes, and then you laugh at your granddad when he get the Velcro Jones out. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Velcro shoes. When I was 12. I mean, granddad put the shoes on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was talking about the other day. I wasn't playing the dark heads. The bullshit. Not the glow in the dark kids. Yeah, yeah, that's what I said. He wants to glow in the dark. I want them, I want some steel to heal these. That's what I want. Steel toe Heelys. Okay. Because he was right around the job site. God damn, I do some walking. Yeah, because now. You better have on your hard hat, dog. Because. You're. Gonna drive around the. Where? It's just because you're inside the facility now, right? You're not even on the outside. I'm on the outside, too. You need a Segway? I work everywhere like an off road Segway person that works out there. Apparently, every day I fucking customers. Fucking guys out, man. I told him, man, I told him, I'm saying, yo, y'all got me doing this punch list. When can I do it for real? What are you talking about? When can I go punch these fucking guys? And this guy came face that lie to you all motherfuckers. And so they know how to do any goddamn kind of electrical works. I don't know how many times I got going there, and I gotta do when he's fucking for fucking job, and he actually knows when I'm going in there for. But how the fuck does this. Do you know what I need off of his fucking to do list type show? You know what I mean? What the fuck? Because his motherfucker knows if he don't do it long enough, they don't have me do it because I don't know if you notice or not, but the job gotta get done. My only way to do a job is. To do. The. Job right now. Sit around on your face and talk about what y'all gonna eat for lunch and that fucking five days actually do some goddamn work I only have. Many times I'll be like, do these guys know that? Louder. Use tools right in the boss. Boss. You know, like, what are you talking about? I'm like, do these motherfuckers know they're allowed to use tools? You know, like screwdrivers? You know, like a fucking tool. These fucking know. They can use them. Well, yeah. Okay. Well, why the fuck don't they motherfucking use them, bro? I'm like, why the fuck do y'all call me up here? Tell this motherfucker to screw something on the goddamn wall when it's in his pocket? I'm like. I'm like, look, I'm not going to keep doing these motherfucking job. Why don't you give me a quarter of these motherfuckers paychecks? Since ain't doing but half the fucking job. Are y'all talking about. Can we fire these motherfuckers? Can y'all just not pay these motherfuckers? Ain't nobody out here working. Ain't none of my is working on with the fuck. Y'all paying them for. But it ain't the work, bitch. And I don't know if he knows, but somebody in my probably $70 an hour right now to do nothing. Yeah. What any fuck, bro. Taxpayer funded. Yeah. Appreciate you. I told him, I said, why can I just punch these guys in the goddamn face and want to. I want to get a list and line them up and fucking punch him in the fucking face. I'll come work for 70 years. You gotta tell him you know how to do it. Yeah. Apparently, I got a tool belt with a couple of tools in it. Even my fucking clueless bro. I'm like y'all motherfuckers, man. I would literally be out there with, like, a book looking at how to do whatever. That's what all these motherfuckers are doing. ChatGPT and half that shit. You know what I mean? You to Google. You'd be surprised how many fucking professionals. Doctors will go on Google and look up shit. Well, you know, like doctor stuff. I feel like there's good applications, potentially for solid AI to be able to go through medical records and determine something about a patient that makes sense to me. No. No, no, no. You're still. In the system. I remove tonsils and it's like step A, you know what I mean? It's like spies like us shit. Like, get out the medical textbook. Yeah, and look at how to do the surgery. One step at a time. You're slicing somebody. Open, right? Hell. How many people? I got locked out of my truck. The fucking locksmith that came. The first locksmith. They came googled how to fucking break into my truck. And I'm looking at this. My fucking like you're the professional. He got the tools, though. That's the difference. But you don't have the tools. So he should have a truck full of the tools. So when it's like you need to use this tool, he's like, I got that tool. The thing. Don't want to use it, but I know that's. That's what it was. I mean, it threw me off because. I'm watching it. Let me watch. You're the professional. So when the other guy came out. When he turns around, trucks open, that'll be $300. Like that guy couldn't do it. The other guy came out. Wait a minute. The guy that googled how to do it couldn't get it done. Yeah. The other guy comes. Out already. He has the exact same tools, same tools. They think they they diversify the tools, bro. That's what. I'm saying. Of the balloon dough. And then maybe a screwdriver and a hammer if you can't figure it out. Rubber band on a piece of metal. Give me. Like, what the fuck? This the. One who shows up with the whole thing on his motherfucking truck, you know, locksmith, whatever. Whatever the other guy shows up in a little fucking. He got a Ford Ranger. Can I see our. Little. Fan on the back? So it's a little tiny van. He pulls up, gets out, he's in flip flops, young like he got out of bed. Hell, yeah. Cavemen coming from the gym. He. Man, I need to pull up right next to your truck and go for it. Pops the bitch open. I'm like, what the fuck? You had the same shit this motherfucker had and did it without no problem. The other guy. I know how to do it. Nah, he got there. He said he got there. He looked at it. He said, let me try two things right quick. He tried the one joint where you put it in the key. It's a trigger. It's a lock picking up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that didn't work. And then he was like, wait a minute. Let me try this here. He had the same tool the other guy had, but it was a little thinner and fucking got the open. I'm like, motherfucker. How does motherfucker supposed to. Y'all have the same. Shit skills, man. You got the guy with skills the second time. I'm like, God damn it, man. What the fuck? But like you said, a lot of people do that shit, man. You'll be here. You'll see a lot of professors googling shit, how to do something. I'm like, what the fuck? You're you're you got the license for this. You're professional. Well, and that's the thing, dude, I do. Do it myself. I do car park shit. I got a Google shit sometimes just to get an idea of what I'm using. Always got a Google some car parts yet, but like, I got like a catalog that's supposed to give me the answer and I'll still have to Google stuff sometimes. And it's like, that helps. But then like you being a doctor or electricians, you know what I'm saying? Like that. Like I didn't want shit. Yeah, exactly. I don't have a degree and had to do this and googling it in high school for a year or two or some shit like that. But an electrician that's not an electrician, a locksmith. That kind of jives though. Like if dude had googled it and gotten it done, like I would have been like. Yeah, I'd have been cool. You may have to with the with the dumb ass electric cars and any of that other said, there might be some kind of dumb ass cars. Oh yeah. Yeah. Kind of special something, something. If the electric should be a real fast locksmith, I would think you could get something that would be radioactive or radioactive frequency or something like you would think. Yeah, well, I just got to run this frequency over your car. Unlocked. There you go. Yeah, but then everybody's getting that shit on the Amazon I see, you know. Yeah. Are getting. Stuff around. Turn into TVs on the shit like that in the neighborhood. You know what I mean? Motherfuckers popping the kids when they figure out that's what you do for a kid. Yeah, and Google the. How the fuck is still a kid? You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a TikTok thing. I believe. It was. They put everything. Oh, wait a minute. There's a new drug this got me. I wish I could remember what it was, boss. March finest. No, man. They had it on the news they were talking about. I think it's called like. That for boys. I think it's called 7070. Seven ohm. Yeah, I think it's seven ohms. What it was called, it was a brief thing that came on TV and I'm like, what the fuck is seven ohms? I'm, I looked at, I think I might still be in my Google searches. I had to look it up and see what the the ship was. And I'm like, God damn, a new drug I never heard of before and my fucking life. And here's what they're talking about on TV. I'm like, hey, that's about a bitch. 708M08. Or some video with dolphins getting high off of puffer fish. All right, that's what they do. Oh, did you get that thing that I sent you? Dolphins get on the plane. Dude, that fucking I fucking shit. And this dude has an animal fetish. And he was like, he fell in love with his. He got a hard on for a dog when he was five. Tried to fuck the family dog, and it didn't work out. It ends up a dolphin. Like he goes down to the dolphin joint and was like, he got in the water with the dolphin, figured out how to fuck her, you know what I mean? He had sex with the dog. I sent it to y'all on the ground, had the group joy. I swear I heard about this on the radio 20 years ago. You got to make friends with the dolphin, right? Yeah, right. He was down off. You got to get to know the dog. He was like, man, they made eye contact. Like the dolphin nibble on his arm. Like it got aroused by the dolphin nibbling on his arm. It's actually a nice, sexy drink out. Yeah. Pink Fox is dropping a drink. Oh, yeah. He got a lot of shit going on. He's been doing a whole lot of things. Oh, and Kenny Splinter, Master Splinter reached out, said he wanted to cosign on the warehouse stuff that Mike was talking about. Y'all used to battle. Yeah. Throw tomatoes at each other, started freezing them and then throwing them at each other. Told you we used to fuck each other up, Jack. Allegedly. There's a picture of the Titan. Mike jacked up his direct supervisor. Oh it is. Wrapped him and put him in a robe around the entire building and punched him in front of him. Yep. Yeah. That's real talk. I told you, I don't tell the wise. Shout out splitter. Shout out in the house. Yeah, man, we used to have fun back in the day, man. We used to beat the shit out of man. Fucking degenerates, man. Michael, you're involved with some madness, bro. About people coming in with black eyes and broken teeth and shit. Having a blast getting to work. Well, we got the work done. That's the thing. All that shit would happen, and we still bang the workout like it wasn't shit. Good times, good times. We used to get. I mean, we working night shift in the warehouse. We used to get fucked up, I don't think. I don't know if they. They probably still do, but probably nowhere near how we used to. Like, I remember one time the power went out. They told us the power was going to take like three, four hours to cut back on. So we're like, fucking, you know what I mean? We went to Hooters like we were down the road from the let's go to Hooters. We to. Be. Going to be out for 3 or 4 hours. Man. We got up. We got Hooters getting fucked up. Our whole department in there, drunk as a motherfucker. They calling us? What? What do y'all want? They're like, power's back. Where are y'all at? We've been looking for y'all. Y'all behind. It is not happening right now. And I'm like, what are you talking about? You said the power will be out for 3 or 4 hours. They're like, the power came back on 15 minutes after you guys left. That's yours for for telling us. Don't tell me. Three hours. We got. At least two hours to drive a fucking forklift. I said we are drunk as shit. Do y'all want us to really come in there and fucking pick these cases? They said, yeah, all right, man, we got highest gas getting back in at my time. We came in, we were fucking slammed. You know, they're like, you know, just let these guys do what they do. We back at ball. Pick it, drop it. Do what? All that shit. We handle on your business. Yeah. Like fuck me back here. Nobody lost a tow. Nobody. Everything was fine. They left us the fuck alone because they already knew we were fucked up. We told them. We were in the zone. Yeah, and I ran around. Eating like shit. We still hungry? We got a fucking. You're on the forklift with, like, fucking pretzel tips, man. Whatever. We had the yogurt cups we had. We had the sandwich meat. Oh, shit. Out the freezer. You were working it? Yeah. That's crazy. Shit, man. All the food back there. Yeah, we go eat this. One of them racks of ribs out and put it on the fucking bro. That on the smoker? The the. Range is going to be perfect. Used to have these heaters by the door when it would open up that you could warm your hands up, we would go in the back and we would get fucking ham and cheese and shit like that. Turkey and cheese, and we go by the heater and melt. That shouldn't be eating that motherfucker, man. Like that place fed us. Great. You know what I mean? Like we would come out of that motherfucker. We. You had a good hustle in that bitch back in the day, because you can still whatever and fucking sell that shit. Yeah, I ain't give a fuck. We was getting steaks like you tell them all fucking like. Yo, man. Like people come over to houses and she'd be like, oh, man, we stripped from work. Yeah, man, I get some shit like that, man. You give me $20, I can kill whole case, you know what I mean? You show up and you got this box of this fucking astronomer. They're like, what, $20 for that? Yeah. Hell, yeah. Can you get anything else? What you need? I got what you need. A man can't get some steaks. Yeah. What kind of steak you want? What do you mean, what kind? What kind of. Been eating good in the neighborhood. I'd have been like, how many fucking flaming can I get for $20? We used to clean up when we. It was. It was. We weren't. Tickets hooking up with filet mignon. It's a $2 a fucking. Yeah. We would hook up like we would make money off of that bitch, man. Like when we went to the fucking football game and we lost the people that had the grill, and we all had the food with us, like, motherfucker is like, man, what are we going to do? I said, man, watch what I do. I go. I can roll up on somebody with a big ass grill. And you say, I got a bunch of good food. Cooking, I. Got it. That's like, got blunt. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly how I went, because it was like, yo, man, I got lobster tails. And like, man, you ain't got a lobster. Yeah, we got lost till we got shrimp. Like, y'all cooked burgers and we got a lobster strip. Over here. Yeah, y'all had burgers and dogs if you want, but you can have some lobster and shrimp. Well, I'll tell you, some of these motherfuckers, if you cook them, if we can use your grizzly man, you bullshit bullshitting. I'm like, here. Holy shit, y'all, these motherfuckers got lobster and shrimp and shit. Yeah. Friday gorilla, bro. Let's get this going. Let's get it, pocket. These are some good ass 16 motherfuckers. Say less dog. Let's go turn on these other burners. Turn these motherfuckers out. They was like, what the fuck did we ever like? Yo, yo had the rest of that shit. Appreciate y'all. Like what? Yeah. Yeah. We ain't like, we boring like we bought the damn. We stole all this half ass motherfucker. We ain't taking this back with us. Yeah, I got to get rid of this. Yeah, your head is gonna eat the rest of that shit, man. Do whatever you want to do with that shit, man. That's your ass, you know? Appreciate y'all helping us as well, you know? Get us to tell. Get up your. Phone, you fool. Yeah. Yeah. We good? Yeah. You got out of rest. Hey, man, what you gonna do with these steaks than yours now? Yeah, man. I don't think they don't think them catching. They do that like we used to do. There's no way they can do. It now. You can't do it now. It's all taken care of. That's all. Weighed in and weighed out all the. Yeah, everything's locked up. You go breaking into a boxing. Going to be all up in your ass. Yeah, yeah, they. Probably fired right out of the gate trying to shit you was doing back in the day. Oh. My. God, you the big going native, I push, man. You can't be doing what you been doing. Right about three grand when this black ass motherfucker come to work every day, every night trying to figure out what he's doing. Maybe you be inviting people to the barbecue at your house on the weekend. Actually, looking at the vice president of the company, saying there. And he's like, where are you going? These revised like, yeah, you know, I got to hook up. We always wonder. About 630 that goes in there with a duffel bag. And then he goes in about 947 with a little book bag full of the. Book bags full, like hanging off his back. Hardcore steaming, steaming. Was the suits that we used to have. They were baggy suits, so you would just put the shit around your legs. I got about six walk out. You put like frozen snakes on your hot ass legs and walk out. Yeah, because our cooler, they had ice. We were going there. We were going there with our coolers and get the ice out of the fucking the ice maker because everybody thought, oh, they're just getting ice for the cooler, for the beer because they knew we drank at lunchtime. So they're like, oh, these folks are just putting fucking ice in their cooler for the beer. Now we put this in for the fuck. Was working in the like early 2000 like it was 1978 something? Yeah. You know, motherfuckers like, well, I can't have a couple of drinks on lunch. I always drink a couple of. Lunchtime. You got to go to 711, because that's the only thing you. Had this bad energy scene. We get. We get a beer, get a deuce and fucking smoke a blunt and then go back to work and be right, you know, and be good to go. All the good old days. I'm going to get this Optimo. And I'm going to unroll it and split it. Shit. Fill it, reroll it. My drums were Dutch masses. The green leaf, Dutch master. Green leafs. Man, that was my motherfucking joint right there. Leafs were great. I didn't fuck with nothing else but the fuck. Green. Green leaves split the brown. And man was good to go. Yeah, we used to put I remember we used to put a little honey on that joint and let it burn slow, man. Goddamn. Well, honey dip green. Yes, sir. Yep, yep. Garcia. Vega green. Because I tried I tried to do the fucking Phillies. When you first started burning, it was Philly Bunchy. Because that's all you thought. Oh, no no no no, no, I never really liked those. But, you know, when they got flavored, they were way better. Yeah. Regular ass Philly. Yeah, but if you were smoking a flavored blunt, you might as well get, like, a fucking whiteout. Yeah, yeah. The whiteout. Great. The whiteout grip was always good. And the whiteout pineapple was a good one. That was a good one. A solid option. People love the peach, but I didn't care for the peach too much. I never really liked any of them, per se. I really the thing I did like was a green leaf optimum. Yeah, just a nice optima and I'd unroll the green leaf. Were good. And the Dutch, the green leaf. Dutch. Yeah. Anything with a green leaf I was, I was gravitating towards. Yeah. Because it sort of cut the harshness of the, the darker tobaccos on other things. Yeah. You know what. You're right. It did, it did like fucking. I remember when I, we went to fucking had to take that girl to fucking Woodbridge. Me and your brother and fucking. She rolled a whole pack of Titans. Cactus. Oh, Lord. Roast Phillies. Philly Titans. She rolled a whole pack of fucking Titans, man. And we burned every last one of them is fucked up. And your brother decided he was going to break fishing and fucking. We had to throw fish out the window because his dumbass. We got lost because fucking the girl told us the directions. I followed her directions and we got lost to this little fucking neighborhood right past the same cop twice. I was like, yeah, we about to get pulled over. Y'all back in those days. Bad news. He took fishing through fishy out fucking. Fishes a. Bowl fishy was. A bomb. Plastic bong. He was like it. Used to be. It was a Red lobster cup. Or like a or like or like Parkers would do that shit till you get them tall as, like margarita plastic things, whatever. This was the actual fish with the wide mouth. Joan. And they made a bong out of it.. Was a glass. Nice plastic. Oh, okay. So he throws the ball out. We had just. Riding the car with a two foot plastic fish. Oh man. Bong. Yeah. Because he was like, he wanted to take this. Model. All the time. The shorty that was with us, she had we had the girl that we dropped off gave us a half pound. So she got this motherfucker stuffed up in her shit in the back. Jesus. Just hit the ground with a half pound of that. Y'all are crazy, bro. We fucking. We all got cigarettes lit. The cop comes to the car. It was a young cop. First thing I was like, dude, dude, dude, why are you blowing off smoke face, dude? And I'm like, oh, this is going to be great. I said, man, look, we're lost. We're trying to figure out where we're at. He was like, where are you trying to go? Do you? I said, try and get back to work. Oh, dude, dude, you're completely lost, dude. Dude, that's what you got. To do if I was going to warranty, bro. This is the last place I would start, man. Why you out of here? Dude. He goes, dude. This far out of whack. He said, dude, all you gotta do, dude, man, is you go this way, dude. You got a couple of minutes next to a pound and a half a meth in the trunk or what, man? And then he goes, dude, all you gotta do is go this way, dude. And then you go straight, man. You pass the gas station, dude, and you're going to be right there. Dude. I got you, man. I said, all right. Cool. You're totally recognize where you're going, man. Have a great day. That's exactly. What he did. But that's what a cop supposed to do. And he walks away. Like you guys are just chillin. Walks away. You know, real threat. The felon, perhaps, but not a threat. His brother goes, we got to go back and get fish. I said, motherfucker, wait till the cop leaves. We got to wait till the cop. We got to act like we know we're going. Once he told me the directions I had to memorize. We're good. I know how to get out of here now. He was like, okay, so we act like we're leaving. I see the cop pull and he goes, that's where he's gone. I will be back around. He's like, Mike, do you remember where I threw it out? I guess, motherfucker. Y'all stupid shit. I remember we're fishes at. We're gonna go back to get. We gotta save the fish, man. We had to save the fish. Fishy was a part of our childhood. Okay? Hey, look at adolescence. We needed fishing, so. I understand, but I'd have been like. Fishing would understand. We got to go. All right? We we had to get fishing. Yo. I was. At one point in time, pretty much all the fuck your high school with. Everybody fishy when we say. Fish, right? Everybody knew who fishes. Yeah. Yeah. So. We go back and I'm like, yo, you threw it out right about here. He was like, fuck man, fuck man. Where's that? I said, I'm quite sure it's probably underneath that van right there. Shorty gets out the back and say, hold on, let me go check. She gets out, she gets under the van, comes back out, fishy in hand. I'm like back. Let's go. We out all ass. Got to get gas. Get to the gas station. The cop told me because I knew where I was at once I got to this gas station. I'm like, back. Cool. We got it. This other dude rolls up on me in a similar car. I was in Colossus. Then he rose up in my cars. Exact twin. He goes, yo, man, you ever raise your car? I'm like, now pumping gas. Is this a super right? No, this is a fucking Caprice. A caprice, yeah. Caprice. Classic girl, 84. Sedan or whatever. Like four doors. No, no, like not a station wagon. No. Just connected bumper to bumper with steel. Two steel beams connected. Cop car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Full on frame frame. Brothers on top. Yeah, yeah. So, dude, I feel like you have a race that I said no. Why is. That a cop car? Like, what a or like Roscoe Coltrane would have had. Yeah, something like that. So he goes, he goes, you want a race, man. Pixel for pink slip. I'm like. What the fuck is wrong with people? I'm like, nah, bruh. This is my shit. I'm not racing you, you. I don't know what you got to be your hood. He's like, nah, I got to say you got another fucking on bro. You just don't run up on nobody. Steal people's cars. You have a good day, man. I don't have enough shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, I go in the fucking to the gas station and I'm like, all right, I pay for my gas, whatever. And the guy behind it was like a dude night because the dude was like, hey, dude, what the guy talked to you about over there, dude? Because that second time is due to the gas station. I'm like, what the fuck is what the dude shit out of here? I'm like. What did you do to freeze, bro? I was like, it's not. You just wanted to race. Oh, man. Dude, I don't think you want race that dude, man, I don't know, he he got something with that car, dude. I'm like, I figured that much, bro, but preciate the look at look. I was like, man, I told black boy, we gotta get the fuck out of here. Yo, I called that girl back. I said, bitch, don't ever ask me to take, you know, again. I said, appreciate you getting us fucked up and giving us all this good goddamn greenery. But I'll never do this again with you, bitch. I won't do it. That sounds like a madhouse. Well, the whole thing was I was actually doing it for his brother because the girl that she had with her was a shorty that he had been wanting to highlight since we were fucking younger. She was trying to help him out with his game. Trying? Yeah, but the motherfucker didn't have no fucking way. He was just dirty. Fucking idiot. He sounds like professional game killer every time I've ever heard about him. He is. But he tries to be. He's he's a game. But the motherfucker was just a dirt. Like I'm like, bruh, you had we. We got the girl that you've been wanting to holler at. It's in the car. You're in the back seat with her. We got a ride to go to Woodbridge and back. And all you got to do is fit your game there. The other shorty, me and her. We like this. We good. You need to talk to this chick. So talk to the chick, bro. I set it up for you as soon as she told me. Can you give me my girl a ride? Who's the shorty? Oh, what? I got a hold me that needs to ride with me. All right. Cool. Bet, bruh. You could have been set up at night, but you didn't do it. You failed the mark. You missed it. I don't understand how you fucking are. That fucking ignorant and dumb that I gave you the ball. I threw the perfect law. So through it, right up to you. And he went up and hit his head on the rim. He didn't even get up to the rim. He didn't hit a jump. He just watched it. He just watched it like I was shooting. The ball. Who's gonna jump up there and dump? Yeah. Yeah, right. He's not making that shot because it. Wasn't my shot to shoot off. Like I was helping you put it in the vicinity of the rim so you could throw it down. By the fucking pissed me off that I said, bro, you can't be that fucking stupid. To know me. That ain't Kobe. Damn it. Two hours in the car with this chick and you ain't fucking say or do anything. Like even try to have a conversation with her. I mean, the conversation was just stupid because his brother didn't know how to talk. His brother was his brother was like butthead or fucking Beavis and Butthead. He literally laughs just like Butt-Head. It was a whole. Like, bro, come on, man, get your shit together, man. Get your shit together. It doesn't sound. I mean, whatever. You know. Like fucking hell. I try to help people sometimes, man. I really, you know, you really do put in some effort for folks sometimes. Cause I'm like, there are perfect. Scenarios that happen and the stereos that fucking happen. All you got to do, if I can put you in that scenario, you just got to do your part. That's all you got to do. Like, well, that's motherfucker ended up with the fucking mess of a bitch that he ended up having back then. That was a miracle that we didn't even know that was going to happen. He stumbled and fell into that. Yes. That fucked everybody up because nobody could believe it and nobody could believe it should actually happen. And when I tell the people I. Witnessed he was targeted, that's all that happened. It could. Have been he was. Going to be. He could have been. He saw him destroyed. She can destroy. But I was like, that wasn't the main thing, but it was one of the moments that he just happened to be out of the camp and was able to come out. That's why they kept him locked up for so long. Like you were like Harry Potter. You mean Harry Potter? They kept him locked up. You were just locked up in the basement. The whole thing, you know, going to be off at your little magic school. Or whatever it is. And we're going to keep you locked up under the stairs. We are. Just keep your ass under the stairs. Yeah. If I believe if your parents had a room under the stairs, that's where you would. Have been. That's Jupiter, right? Yeah. Yeah, due. To Jupiter. There is that little story room on the stairs. So when he wrote his. First room, it is Jupiter, right? Living under the stairs. The broom closet? Yeah, with a tiny bed. Oh, we always felt bad for those, like, damn, you missed out on a whole lot of stupid shit that we did. But when he got out, he was able to get into some of the stupid shit. Yeah. But he messed out on a whole lot of shit, though, because we would tell stories. Like draw McGraw. I ain't get out. Because we would. Tell you how much. You didn't make it out very far. No. He's like, shot within sight of the fucking fence, you know what I mean? He fought for the fence. His gun line, balls. That window. Right now. Go to the gun line. You didn't make it past the gun line. He didn't. See him looking out the window. Daphne du Potter, that's really. Next thing you know, Jupiter's out there with a fucking baby stroller handling business. They go straight to work after that, man. That man worked his ass off like a month. That you had grown ass man would be making lots of money. He is Mr. in Charge. Oh, fix your problems. Oh, you don't know how to do electrical work there. Applebee's days. Oh, yeah. To start off with was Applebee's. Yeah. Yeah, I remember because they treated you like a slave dog. They being on you like mule. Dude, that place was ridiculous. Like, they'd be like, all right, so you're closing tonight? I'd be, like, closing with the Jew. And he'd be like, yeah, they got him in a six in the morning day. I'd be like, what are you talking about here, man? I told me, I'm working full time, man. I got to count away. And I'm like, what? You're like, man, I pull out in it. It's one thing, but. I never got hurt. It back up. I gotta go get this done for four hours of sleep. Coming back here. Five. I got hurt us up getting home so I can get my three hours in. Yeah. There. That's that one time when that boy set the dishwasher. Henry Wallace. We went and got high in the parking lot. Y'all can be here all night. For the fuck? We could be all here all night. All right, then we went. Got high. She would come back. We weren't washing dishes. I know that. No reason. He was washing dishes. He was locked into that fucking realize we won't be here all night. Because that was another day. I'm here in the morning again. I just roll over. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I I'm making, what, $9 an hour? I'll stay on the clock, bro. What are you talking about? Yeah. I don't need to leave you. Yeah. We're good 20 hours when I make 180 bucks out here. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? Times are tight. Fuck. Asshole. Like a gas is only fucking, you know, Honda $12. You know what I mean? But that's a bad one. God damn thing that. Goes for 99 cent gas guy. That was a day we used to fucking just ride for no reason. Yeah, that was nice. No fucking reason whatsoever. Have yourself a car to get 12 miles per gallon. Just be out cruising around. We would just fill that fucking up and just go get high. We just ride on roads, getting high all day. That's. That's my 90s. That's my 90s. Riding a car, getting high. That was it. That's all we did. Yeah. Like were you? I don't even know y'all. In the 90s, I was like, in another place in Virginia. Same thing. Same old back roads, right? Yeah. Was that you? That was with me when we stopped at that brother's house and got free. Barbecue, rolling blocks and ride back roads. Telling you the way. I saw it was you. It might have been KP. Then we was on this back road and we got hungry. And every time I passed this house, I always haunt the haunted people way, the hands, whatever. They was having a cookout one day, I said, man, it was going to Middleburg or Middletown. Middleburg. And I was like, man, that grill was smelling good. I said, what the fuck? Give us a plate. Yeah, it was KP happy. KP yeah, you're riding out that way. Hey coz I. Hold the horn they way I pulled right in the driveway, they're like oh shit. Yeah. Complete black motherfucker was like, yo, I believe the work. I'm like, yeah. It was like. Country back, man. It's fine. Yeah. Well, what part of the family are you with? Yeah, it was just like. Brother on the grill. It's fine. We'll be out. I didn't say shit. Tupac did. I was like, oh, shit, go work. And it worked. I was like, yeah, we should. Roll up it. Be nice, man. Yeah, that was it. We talked shit, man. We ate, played fuck. I think I pitched some horseshoes and then we rolled out. Yeah, kept on ride. Got fucked up all the way back home. Yeah. Sitting in the parking lot, sitting in their driveway, rolling another glass. We always had everything ready to roll. Every once in a while we would roll the McDonald's straight. We stole the McDonald's. McDonald's strike. Three roll is a good idea. Yeah, pre-roll is always a good idea. That way you had to worry about. That's all you got. You pitch it back in those days. You got that? That's it. We got 2 or 3 or four joints rolled on Friday night, firing them up at random. Plots, parts around town. Yeah. And then fucking riding around because ride. Because there was no shit. It's still like that matter where the kids really got to do. But these kids, they. They don't want to. They don't want to ride around a car, let them get high. Because they're at home. They they they communicate. They just want to get on there. Video games. Yeah. They just get on the head. You know what? I'll bet they'll get on Grand Theft Auto and teams online and ride around the cars together. Oh for sure. Smoking fake weed and bullshit for sure. Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I bet they would do that, but they wouldn't do it in real life. Nah. And like I said, I'm glad these kids aren't like that. You know what I mean? Because she was making, like, a live action video game that's based on being a stoner in the 90s. Yeah. Oh, man. What is going to smoke? They don't. They might try to sneak a drink in, but they don't. Yeah, that might be a little taste. That's not even a whole fucking Drake. They just don't taste. They don't, they don't. I'm sure there's some kids, some smoking, saying like, lead down, not yours. Yeah. The ones we see out here now, like, they're not like how we were because they really can't. They ain't got nowhere to really ride to the house like crazy now. Yeah. Because the cops are the cops now. Were the motherfuckers that were us that didn't get to ride with us. You know what I mean? Like, he's one of the fuckers. Let me ride. Fuck! No! Bitch. Yeah, yeah, I know what the fuck you. But. Yeah. Fuck you. You ain't ride with us. Fuck out of here. Yeah. I'm saying. Oh, Jesus. But, yeah, like, now. Like, we was talking about that the other day. Me and wife were talking about, like, you know, when you're out here, if you weren't playing sports, you was either doing some kind of tree work, your hard work type. And if you weren't doing a sport or doing tree work, you was riding around getting fucked up because there wasn't shit to the state. Still really shouldn't have been for a young adult here. Well, but everybody seemed to be smoking weed when we were here in high school. Yeah, it did seem like everybody was, but you know what I mean. There wasn't that you run across. People that I didn't smoke weed with, that I knew smoked weed, and there were so many people smoking weed. Pretty. Much everywhere. You know what I'm saying? But now I guess because it's like, not as taboo. You know what I'm saying? It might not be as available to children because, like, I'm not going to sell a kid weed and like, it's all. Right now type. Right there. Like, once we get somebody garage we eat or whatever. You know what I mean? If someone's homegrown. Once, there's a place that you can, like, go and buy it as an adult, you're not sharing it with the kids like you would have been 20 or 30 years ago. It was easy to get back back in the day. Yeah, it's a lot harder now. A lot less. A lot less kids walking around school. So I just. Go to fucking Stevie whenever I have, like, I got like. Four. $4, bro. We got this motherfucker was bad with it. Like, it's a quarter. Whatever. Yeah, he could be with a couple coins. Hey, hey, man, I got a dollar a quarter. Give me a bone. Man or something. I definitely done transactions with the junior in that level. Really? Both. Bro. Like Graham, Barry, Graham, my man, I got you. Bob's a tight man. Your brother was a douche when it came to shit like. A bitch. I'm sure his brother was a douche. Oh. Man, he was bad. Yo, man, you gonna go half on this with us, bro? No, I can't. Let me. Get that. Yeah. Then he be like, man, be like, all right, all right. I put half of my bag in here. Put half of your bag here. I get a little bit. What the fuck you did a little, a little? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you better put it on this. Sprinkle and don't put. It in just your hit. With that. Yeah, yeah. You know here's my hit. I hate it further with his brother. His brother was always. Did you like him. I like him and. Oh my God. Baby boy. Rolled in Virginia. Slim blunts. We. Ain't got, like. One paper. One leaf height worth. Yeah. You got to make it happen. You got to make five of us fucking smoking. Baby blunts. Getting a quarter head. Anorexic bulimia blunts. Man. Like God damn it. Fuckers, man. Truthfully. No shit, cause this hands are just as big as mine. Yeah, and that's small. Fuck, man. Tight. Nice. Long, skinny, blunt, regular blunt. But I'm talking about, like, one one. Just probably. No. No one. About this. This motherfucking right here. This string. Yes. Yo, I don't know. Do that. That's not screaming. Yeah, yeah. That's. Yeah. That's banger boys. You would have to cut off the vast majority of the paper. Like if you, if you got it in one cut. That's what I'm saying. That's why I smoked with that boy. Smoking on paper. That's that's what's. Been smoking on blunt. May not like that. That's all tobacco. I don't really fuck. With blonds because they. They fucking my lungs. Yeah. No, sir. I think of the past. I don't really fuck with the myself. Maybe a stuffed black on occasion. I remember when they came out with the raps. Remember when they came over raps. Yeah man. Then they. Still be grabbing. Them quick to the point. Yeah. They had to fucking dump nothing. You just take it out on. Roll it, roll. It up. If they get dry, they're toast. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. You got to keep in that Ziploc joint. Because once you open that bag and you can't close it back up, it's a wrap. But they were. They were always good. They burned slow to less mess. Oh, the good old days. Now you got raw paper cones. You got these cones and shit. Yeah. People are lazy as fuck, man. Nobody knows how to roll a good joint. I mean, a couple of us still do, but, you know, it's a lot of this. Just stuff in a cone. Yeah. I'm like, what do you mean? You got that automatic. Little roller. And said that? But that's the little two wheels and you put it together twisted. Yeah, yeah, that still takes a little bit of effort, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I got a face mob a joint where she can do multiple. You just put the shit in there and it just shakes it on in the motherfucking joint. You tap it in. Yeah, but those are like the cones that you feel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They make the little trays fill up. Yeah. I got one of them trade where you can drop the cone inside the whole tray. Yeah, yeah. That's that's how I had all the motherfuckers at my wedding. My sister did all them. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I bought her the machine and fucking bull here. Go to work. Yeah, I was saying I need them for the wedding. That was an amusing event. How'd that go? And everybody's got a jet. Okay. All right. I like your style. It's cool. Yeah. Served on a silver platter. Yeah. JS on a platter. Yeah. Yeah. There was no there was no sugar bowl of cocaine. No no no. No no. Montana. I would have stayed. Actually, I always say that, but I don't really think with your game. I might have taken a bump though. That run on cut. Out of talk trash these ear off. There's been. This. Motherfucker stupid. Duff has. Shit. I'm like, Lisa, you can't tell me nothing. I'm talking to you at this fucking party, I don't know. Hey, Mike. Crazy cousin. Hey, what are you doing, bro? Come here. You come here. Give me a hand on my second. That was a good day to day. We gonna do the Y2K up here? This one? One, two. Stupid ass, fucking dumb. Twisted shot. Come on, let's go. Let's put on a twist and shout. God. You got a request? Yeah. I got. A request. I need funky town. Spin that shit. You take me to fucking tab. Shimla petition on town of dancing girls. My my head is fucking flow. My headache went away when I got to that sugar bowl. Would you take me to. That bomba, That's all I was telling them cats the other day. I said, man, I started to catch man when I did construction work. I said, man, the Hispanic cats, that's all they talked about. Every day when I get to where a a puppy. Puppy? You want bumper? No, motherfucker. I don't want no bumper, motherfucker. Y'all do that shit. Yeah, that's a daily activity. No thank you. No bumper. To bumper at your wedding once. I take one bump. Yeah, we would go to work. And that's the first thing that motherfuckers do. A bump, bump, bump, bump, bump feat. No! Motherfuck. I'm over here burning my J. Yeah, that's too early in the day. I'm good, man. I'm a I'm gonna hit this bitch and I'm gonna break that wall down there. Motherfuckers. Be out there hustling. I'm like cat. Damn. Then they go, shit! I'm like, hey, you know why you shitting right about being my stomach? My stomach be all. Fucked up. Is with excellent. No no no no, it. Ain't no puppy baby laxative. Yeah that's it buddy. No, that's laxative you bumper Laxton. That bumper make your mother fucker. You don't know puppy. No, puppy. Passing it through yourself pretty quick. You found the silver lining. Hey, man, you ready for that drug test on Monday? Getting that to the other side of town. Now, what I'm saying that's moving to the other side of in, so to speak, up. Good. That's cool. Yeah, I have a shit this out already. Hell yeah. Win the damn thing. I'll never forget that shit structure. Shit, boy. Fucking bump on my ass. No, bitch. A bumper. That had no shame. Ladies and gentlemen. With that said. Oh. Yeah, don't have to bring this episode of stupa to a sir. Oh, man. We'd like to thank you so much for listening. Oh, yeah. Like to encourage you to check out old episodes. Well, as new episodes like. Share, subscribe. Gentlemen, unless you're Lisa, don't do that. It'd be nice to people that look like you. 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