The Mason and Friends Show — Episode 1066 Transcript I was close. Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,066th time, it is featuring that lady known as Lisa. Hello. As well as that dude known as the Jew, as well as myself, L Mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What is this? Intro music. The fuck, dude? This one always gets Mike to. I like it. You don't. Like it? I know it's creeping me out. I feel like I'm, like, running in a jungle or something. That's astonishingly accurate as to what's going on here. I know I can tell. It's the hunt theme from planet of the apes. Yeah, it's freaking me out. The apes are hunting the guys in the forest. Maybe it evokes like that. Like memory from when I was. I remember that movie Fucked Up. Such a good movie. That first one is so good. It is a true classic. So do you remember when the Statue of Liberty is at the end and all that jazz. Yeah. Yeah. Hell of a twist. It was it's an incredible. Sort of obvious in a sense. You kind of got a figure but. I liked it, I liked it that it was like a fuck you America. It's so good. Oh it's. You the whole time. Fuck you. Humanity. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's way bigger than just us. No, no, this is a whole species problem we got going on. Yeah. Now it's just robots. It's not. You think they're going to take over, Lisa? Going to be the robot. Be Cyberdyne. 100. Percent resistance is futile. Yeah I hate it. I don't like it. I'm not a fan. I don't like it either. I'm not. I'm trying to adjust to it and use it to my advantage in any way I can. Like on the job and shit. But I've been. I've been using AI to. I don't like it. Help me try to promote the podcast and whatnot. Write more search engine optimized titles and. They take they going to take over, man. They are going. I know it's already fucking take over. And they got enough and and and I robot situation is going to be very bad when it gets bad because. They're never going to lose communication with the amount of data centers so compacted in all these areas like to somehow be there's going to be some program glitch to them to where they always have access to the most valuable cellular Wi-Fi connection, which is going to be everywhere in the world. Well, everywhere on this side. You're like eating in a bed. Any of. The area. Well, really, what it's going to boil down to the data centers are going to be, you know, the AI will be competing for resources if it really gets. And it's just. That. Much fucking coverage that these fucking white people in America fucking do because they just won't go to fuck outside, put their fucking cell phone down. Like it's not just the shit that they buy. It's all the data. It's all the shit. Every everything's going to. Look at. It's any kind of question there. Anybody has to have. They have the fucking look up. Like. The. Data center. It's big. They talked about like they got it all, man. I think they told me. $1 million a minute revenue in this facility when I finished or some bullshit like that. Oh. Like these data centers are fucking bringing in tons of fucking. And they're being sold by payers. But and they're bringing and they're contributing so much fucking data. And because all those buildings are just servers and shit. Yeah, there's not even going to. Do that. It's all servers and AC units. Like it's fucking stupid how big those buildings are with that are just working internet type shit, you know what I mean? You got the couple of them that are the same, but they ended up being a warehouse type shit for like, Fedex or. The Borg. I'm telling you, it's fucking. It's the one like the one I did. We were in fucking. That was in Leesburg. That motherfucker had all these server racks packed, like, standing straight up and shit, like, stacked over each other, probably, like, I don't fucking know. I want to say probably like 20, at least by, like, I don't know, fucking hundreds of feet long type shit. Just both sides. Just a like a hallway. And then it's just nothing but just server racks, just fucking everywhere, like the amount of shit. But it's just a demand. I mean, like I said, everybody needs to use their phone to look up a question, you know? I mean, everybody needs to just Google this shit. Ain't like old school where you got to pick the phone book up and find Dylan, Tommy and shit like that. For what his fucking phone number was type, since you can call him, see if he wants to go throw the football to. Hell, you can get his address to man. Yeah, and his address. He just walk his house, you know what I mean? Everything was written right the. Fuck down. The Terminator found Sarah Connor. Yeah. So I was like. What. The fuck? Bam! There it is. Yeah, I don't know, dude. And ordering everybody orders shit online. You know, I. Think it's I think it's over when grand theft drops because they're gonna, it's that's what's going to pull us all into the matrix, the grand theft. Because we're. All. Think so. I think grand Theft going to be the matrix. We're going to like when you turn it on, it's going to be like, and we're done. We're like in it. We're never coming back. We're going to morph into their world. Yeah, yeah. It's good. To answer. Your PlayStation's gonna, like, turn into you and you're going to become one stop. My kids want to play that fucking game, dude. Don't tell me you. Want to play it to. But I think it's like. Because you. Have to Tommy her like it's happening. Eat and exercise and do all this stuff. And I'm like, you better be cheat codes for all that bullshit. Because, like, I'm not fucking doing that nonsense like sleep, man, I fuck you. I get it kind of, you know, but like, when I save it, if it's like a sleep, it can't be like, be 6 a.m. next month. It can't be, like live top. It's like, I gotta go sleep, but you can't come back and play for another eight hours because this man is sleeping type shit. You better be able to just fast forward. You mean I better be a pick 7 a.m.? I better be able to fucking power it up with the. Yeah, I'll take my nap. Just you better just to the next school. Up, up, down, left right, left, right. You're gonna have to pause the game because you need to go to bed type shit. Like, yeah, dude. Like, God damn that motherfucker that might go out in the rain. You gotta go to the gym in the game. Yeah. So I can't go to the gym in real life because I'm playing this game where I got to get into the gym and eat right and all. It's like this bullshit. I don't want to do. I don't want to do any of that shit. I want to get a car with a. Fucking blast. Just doing a mission every now and then. I just want the same thing. I've always done a grand theft with new updated graphics. Oh, the story is better though, like, because that's the one thing I didn't like about five. It's like the story was all right, but it was the same. But then you played without the story. It's still like you're only going to do like the same missions over. Like if you really sit there and binge like all weekend, you didn't apply, played every mission that you're going to play in that game. What are you going to do is just replay them off? I feel like there's like a whole bunch of set stuff that's just set, waiting to have it be interacted with. But like, they talk about it like it's going to have all this adaptive memory based stuff going on. So like, will new missions randomly formulate based on the things that you do in the game that are not necessarily part of the script? Yeah. You know, I got it is what you're saying. That's what I'm saying. I suspect it will be there. And that's why I'm like, it's like the matrix, right? Because like, you got to eat and do all this stuff and make all these things happen and everything. And I'm like, you're just doing like, it's like, worse than The Sims. Because like in The Sims, you just sort of like, I don't know, I never really played it, so I don't know, but like, you probably just hit X to eat you just in the same type shit, but you're simulating real life and all this nonsense and I'm like, it's this. But like, you also get to be like a gangster criminal mastermind, right? Like doing all sorts of fucking heists and all this high end criminality that like, nobody wants to do in real life, but like, you can jump into this fucking alternate reality and go do all these things. Like, that's what I'm saying. It's like, you know, be like The Matrix. People are going to get in there and not like, that's why I just stopped Red dead. Too. Because I was doing it in the first person and I. Was like, love it. It's going to be a game of the year or some shit. I'm sure, I'm sure. Man, people are gonna fucking love it. Let's go. Let's go get that for two years. It's because people are going to be completely engrossed. You're not going to do anything else. That's all. And that's. Yeah. It's going to be like when you're talking about. Fucking forever. Oh, the hype train is long on this one. Like Grand Theft. I've been hearing about it for my kids for like two years. I've been talking about Grand Theft six since five came out. I was like, yo, you know what's gonna be bad as fuck? When six drops? That's going to be bad as fuck. I've had a PlayStation for over two years waiting on the two on Grand Theft Auto six. Yeah, but this got in theory, this got to be the last one because what else are they going to do? No way bro, everything's I tell you, if it ain't six, that's the matrix. It'll be seven. Like you're going to literally like a chunk. We're gonna have, like, brain injuries. Yeah. Seven seven is going. To have to be. You're gonna close your eyes just to be fucking like. You can. Be like, not. It's so weird. Doing the headset. Fucking like the Demolition Man. Total recall. Have you ever seen the movie Strange Days? I don't think so. Ralph Fiennes and Angela Bassett, it's about New Years 1999. But it's like in the future from like 93 or 5 or something like that. And they've got these, they call them squids. It's like a thing that goes on your head. It's like a neural link interface for your brain that's like a computer. This you could take on and off if you put it on your head and like hit record, you can do stuff and it'll record that. It'll also record your feelings and your emotions and all this stuff. So like people, they have like a black market of like events like bank robberies and sexual acts and all this kind of crazy stuff. And it's just a really heavy, dark, great, amazing sci fi movie. Wow. It's really, really. It's really cool. But like, the whole thing is about like, sort of what we're doing now with like, meta glasses and all this other stuff where people go out and they do stuff from first person point of view. Like my friend Carlos wears many glasses every morning I'm like this. I got him. I just keep him off most of the time. Yeah, I'm sure he does too. But the new ones are fucking. It's a running joke. Bulky as fuck. Not taking them, but Strange Days is, well, well worth the watch. You got Juliette Lewis. I love Juliette Lewis. She's such a crazy bitch and I love her. She was so hot because she's so crazy. This is. I love that about. This might be Pete. She fell in hot. This might be. Yes. Yes, yes. She's the kind of girl that would get you into a shootout with the cops that you didn't. Know. That you didn't know three weeks ago, and now you're in a shootout with the cops? She's that kind of girl. She's a bad bitch. This might be peak hot, crazy, bad bitch. Juliette Lewis. Yeah, like it is. Strange days. Strange days is such a great movie. We'll have to look it up there. That's a movie. Are you gambling right now? Highly recommended. I'm checking him. He's checking him. He's. Of course he's. He's in it. Yeah. He's very, very, very hooked into it. That's a thing to see. I know I won a 200 on this new Joan. I signed up for this new Joan. And you pay 20 bucks, they give you like, $350 bonus money or something like that. I want like 200 on that bonus money. Well, 300, but I cast a hundred or I cast in 200. Now I'm dropping. I'm spending 80 or 100 on fucking whatever. Is this a new event? Yeah, this is a new site. It's a little better than the other one because the cash out options are a little better on this one than they are so much on FanDuel. The fan will be fucking it. Me? They be fucking you. Like if I throw a bet out that's fucking five six people right. And I had 30 and I had four of them already, you know, I mean my bets already got to be up there at that 80% probability. Right. So the payout shouldn't be 80, but the payout should be at least half of what like at least give me 40%. You've always on screen. You've always like survived in this land of hope where you make up the things that should be. Well, that would be like, where do you get that? Like, where do you get that? Like, to me, that's basic principle. Because that's basic math. That's what I'm saying. Like you have to do when you sign a user agreement that says that they get to dictate everything. I know that if you win a bunch of money, they're going to say, you can't do this anymore. Yeah, like that's how it works. Like the goal is to get kicked off of a gambling site for being too good at it. Yeah, but like that shouldn't be allowed if they're going to allow gambling sites. Like you make my entire political perspective on gambling. Yeah, that's fucked up. How the game, how they can get you like that if you actually winning, they can be like, we're going to suspend your account, right? But that's apparently like the House wins always because they can say, you know what, you're too good at playing blackjack. You're not allowed to play anymore. Excuse you. You just go somewhere else. You just take your money and be like, damn, appreciate. Places because they take your info and they shared amongst each other. So like, you get blacklisted from all casinos. You go out, you start losing a couple of as you go in there. If you're going to know how to play cards like that, you've got to selectively lose all the way throughout the process. Like that's the only way to do it is to make it look like you're just getting lucky. Sometimes for sure, you got to win some that you know you're going to win some action. No, you're going to lose. And then you got to hit a couple. Of big to win anyway. Well, you don't need to do all that because like a lot of the shit nowadays is almost rigged. So much for the house to win that. Yeah. You can throw on the underdog like the Redskins today winning like what was the probability of of damn. Probably pretty low my mind. It was I was I was 6040. You were playing a smart bet. Well I. But I was I was but I was like man I don't know. They keep talking about coming to D.C. they're going to be primed up. They playing Sam Darnold. He's going to suck because he's been off of injured. And they should have played that on the white boy to fucking up the vibe. Redskins probably could possibly, but probably not because it's such an underdog. You got to go with it. Turns out you know that gut one was right. You know what I mean? So it's just the gut ones that hurt that that you had that you were like. See, but. Like that sounds good. Let me do that. And then you're like, let me not trust it. Then you went, then that would have won. You live on that one. Don't I think this outing should work out. And then when it doesn't, you, you allow it to piss you off. But you're betting money like I've seen it. Like change your whole thing where you go from, like, happy to pissed off in like, zero seconds. And I'm like, what happened? And you're like man, Sam Darnold is doing interception. And I'm like, what the fuck. How does that who gives a fuck? I'm getting better. See now see today. Today I didn't do any bad. Today I don't fucking I don't lost probably like 30 bucks you know what I mean. But I think I won $20, you know what I mean? I didn't just freak out when. I just think that. You know what I mean. Okay. Fair enough. So perhaps you're getting. I'm getting older. You know, you're. Experiencing the process of maturation. Tomorrow is going to be really live action. Because I got the bears. Game losing more. And the bears than the bears are going to fucking suck because we're playing. But I don't know. I got to change teams, bro. This is how I have changed teams, man. Because they talk about moving, bro. The bears are going. To move and then change the name. I understand why do you think I don't give that much of a fuck like the greatest thing to happen in my life. That's also like one of the worst things to happen is the teams that I love. Dark called those names anymore. So like, yeah, but at. Least they still there. They like. Of but their names aren't the same. So like I'm like, I'm a bullets fan. I like the Wizards. Whatever. I'm a Redskins fan. I didn't mind the Washington Football Club because I could still call them the Redskins. Like, yeah, the Washington football teams and Redskins. Did you see by the colors. But now they're like the commanders I hate that. Like if I was in charge to change the name, the only name that I would have loved would have been to keep the mascot and license with the Comanches or some shit like that. That's what they should have done. Find them. Indian tribe down. Exactly. Find any tribe that's. Down Native Americans to of like just being a publicly. They still could do that. No. You know what I mean? I think that. That's the positive. That's not a negative, y'all. I think the Redskins were more positive for the for that thing than not. Yeah for sure because I never. Of the racist that was least on the on the. On the even that like as a Redskins fan it's never been like I look down on like Native Americans in some way. I Revere them and. Think of that. As like. As, like a good thing. I want the Native Americans to beat the Cowboys. Right? I want the Redskins to beat the Cowboys because this is like a classic rivalry. Yeah, and it's the classic underdog. It's like the brain. Like, what the fuck is wrong with everybody? Ain't Atlanta Braves. Didn't they have a whole Indian on their on there. They have something like a face or something I think. Right. They have a feather. I don't think they have a face because like the face is what got the Cleveland Indians into trouble was because they have. To say, back in the day. The red faced. Circle head. Yeah, yeah. Now that it's Guardians. Yeah. It's just terrible name. Yeah, it's a. Terrible name. Sounds cool, but. Yeah, but the bears. Something like moving across the pond. Fucking Illinois, Indiana people, Indiana being like the Holstein bears or some bullshit like that. Host them bears. They're moving the bears to Wisconsin, Indiana, Indiana. But it's literally if you look at the map, it's like the spot they're putting. The stadium's like five miles outside of Illinois, and it's right there in the Chicago area. Yeah. So it does I don't think they're changing the it's a dump. They're talking about changing the name to the wholesome or wholesome bears or some shit like, and it's actually going to be located in Indiana. They're definitely going to have the stadium's going to be in Indiana. They should have. Signed the deal. But I think they're keeping the name because it's still close to Chicago. If they are, that's fine. If you look at the map, they changed their name. I can't I can't be associated with them. No, I'm. Not going to make me sad. Yeah, I understand, but it's just the same thing where some Care Bears inside D.C.. I mean, at least the commander's is, is like something, but makes sense for the region. Yeah, because commanders in chief, you know, like, yeah, that makes sense. But like, host them are hosting over some ass fucking spot in Indiana. No. He's ever heard of such. Come on. And my boy, who been a Chicago told me that's like the dome. Like that's like a corner of the spot. It's got to take the area, you know what I mean? Almost like RFK set up, you know? I mean, yeah, it's it's like the slums over there. It's like the ghettos right outside, you know? I mean, it's a rough part of town, like I got that left. Make sure you bring your gun. It's cheap. They can move there for cheap, and that's what they want. And Illinois taxes them too much. All that kind of shit. So they want to go to Indiana because it's not in Illinois. It's the way I stand it. Well, I've never heard that they're going to change the name to the Holstein Bears. Yeah, that's the latest I heard. And I was like, man, I hope not. I asked my boy daughter because. He died. His fucking his old lady is from Chicago and she's a bears fan and fucking he was like, yeah. Old lady ain't too happy about it. I like, okay, I can't even be a fan of no more, bro. They gonna end up changing the name. I know they've been talking about getting rid of Shoulder Soldier Field for a minute now. Yeah, well, they got to go somewhere. Well, you just. I mean, come on, y'all ain't got enough money to rebuild that motherfucker. You mean you don't even know Derrick Jones and Bill? No. $55 billion goddamn complex for these sons of bitches. But, yeah. Give him a fucking dome. Like, what the fuck, man? What else y'all doing out there? I mean, you need a CarMax to come in and, like, sponsor that shit that's in Richmond. That's part of the is dope. Part of the reason they're moving. Because they they. Need a new facility they can't build in Illinois for the kind of money that they can build in Indiana for. So they want to move to where they can afford to put on a facility. And you're saying it's like a gnarly neighborhood so they can buy and cheap and build up a big facility there and make like a major impact for the taxpayers of Indiana, but not the taxpayers of Illinois anymore. But they might not be able to legally keep the name Chicago if they're outside of the state. But I don't know. I think they're going to try to keep it. But Chicago Bears are advancing a plan to build a new $5 billion stadium in Hammond, Indiana, while keeping their historic team name. That's from AI. Looking at ESPN two. I can take that. The team is reviewing the lost Marsh and Wolf Lake terminal locations in northwest Indiana, and may combine both sites. That's the same marshland. Illinois. As marshland. Reason why. Reason to move. Illinois lawmakers did not pass a tax incentive package while Indiana created the Northwest Indiana Stadium. Authorities to help finance the project, team name chairman George McCaskey confirmed the franchise will remain Chicago Bears. Current team still plays at Soldier Field in Chicago while evaluating options. So I think you're good. All right, well, they changed the name. I ain't fucking with them. And I. I fully support you fucking. It's hard to. Do. Handsome bears or handsome bears or whatever. They're not going to do that if they're not forced to buy some sort of massive thing like the Redskins theoretically were forced to get their name changed because they wanted to keep sponsorship on their stadium like nobody else would sponsor it. Yeah, but then. The state, the majority of. The state of Indiana is going to want to get some of that merchandise revenue. And they will, though it's going to because everything's going to be sold there in Indiana. So all the money that's being spent at a Chicago Bears game is going to be going to the taxpayers of Indiana. It's going to reap the benefits, right? It's a good thing for them. It's good. For Indiana. But what the how do we fumble this? Like I want to know bad. Political leadership. Like do we need another Obama? Where the fuck is that cat? God damn it. Like, somebody come in and fix it. I don't have to go up there, man. Man, man. Fucking Johnny Boy's bucket list was supposed to be go up here and catch a game, man. Dude, let's go. To Chicago for. A game. Fucking guy. Was supposed. To get. Into video line, and. I've been there once. Go to Wisconsin, watch Fudge Packers at the 50 yard line. So you want to go to both. You want to go to a Packers game and a bears. Game playing. Yeah, that's the bulk of this. But don't the Packers and the bears play each other each year. Yeah. So so you could plan to go to one in Chicago and one in green Bay. Yeah. But the bad part about that is they always play. They always play like December and shit. Yeah. I mean, so it's like. You got to pay the price. You want to be a fan like that. So it's. Like, so. I'm fine. But when it's like. You get. Up, what. The fuck I look like so fucking Chicago. Fucking two feet of snow on the ground. I'm trying to get to the fucking hotel some fucking where you know. It's going to be set up for that. Like, in theory, the city should be, like, well and prepared to have a very cold game. Yeah. And have people like you come. In actually have better care. There. Used to. The clearance like that occurs when it fucking pummels snow. Yeah. Like and they got. Like when I lived in Massachusetts. We sell on to school motherfuckers. Like there'd be six minutes. So let us go. Yeah, yeah. They got Lake effect. They going to go to school. Ten hours. To fly in. It's less than that. Oh, to drive. This. Man. Their drive. He's got rid of car. He's going to rent. A car. Get on a motherfucking plane, babe. What is that? How much a gas are you going to spend. Our flight, baby? The amount of money you spent in gas is what you'd spend on a flight. Not fly with a cart. I wouldn't recommend it. The difference in renting a car from the airport at that time when we arrive, versus renting a car driving it there. You know, I just, I don't know. I think you could probably stash a cart cleverly. Isn't that? And then buy a battery when you get there. We've done fucking 13. I know he wouldn't even fly a fucking floor. You can't buy one of them dispensable Jones. And just wrap the fucking name. Scrub the name of it. I don't know, man. I'm not sure what the technical legality of things are in Illinois if you're flying into Chicago O'Hare. Well, I think if our medical. College not legal, I think about the world. I think, no, they're not throughout the world. I think. I mean, throughout America. Throughout America, depending on what state you're going to, I think it's a definite gray area. But if you're going from like Virginia with medical to California with medical and you've got your card, you're probably fine. Should be fine. With that. But like anywhere. They go to a state that it's still criminalized, you're in trouble. So yeah. Yeah, Illinois may or may not. I think Illinois is legal. Now. What else are they doing up there bro? And that's what I'm saying. You got. To keep them warm somehow, bro. I mean, it's. Freezing the ass. Off flying in, and you go to their place and you cop something. They say fentanyl. You know what I mean? Like God damn. Amen. But that's where you could do that. I'm pretty sure Illinois is legal. And you could go there and fly there and just go into their legal store when you get there, because that got wrecked. I believe you'd go there and buy something recreational in Illinois. And maybe you could do that in Indiana. I'm not even sure. Oh, Illinois allows both. There you go. Problem solved. Fly into that motherfucker. Buy yourself a pen when. You get there. Medical and recreational. Exactly. And if you take your medical card, they'll let you buy tax free. At least that's what they did in Vegas. It was tax free in Vegas for medical cards. Oh, yeah. And you got to skip the line. They would say. He got problems. Anybody got medical. Anybody here for medical. And if if you were there for medical you'd be like yeah me. And they'd be like, you first come up. And if nobody was medical, they'd be like, all right, the next number seven, who's got this card for seven? You know, because you take a ticket when you come in. So like that's pretty smooth. It was very smooth. I like it. Yeah. Legal weeds a really neat thing to be able to partake in. Yeah. That's nice. I like that for us as a country. Amen. There's a few things I'm proud of right now, but that's one of them, I guess. Oh, there you go. Always look on the bright side of life. You know, you remember your money. Python rent or have you not seen that? Lisa. I've definitely seen Monty Python. I worked for a man. His name was Scott. That's what I'm saying. Christmas, bro. Christmas day. That's that bullshit. That's that's that's why we are like. Yeah. That's when they're playing. That's so rude. Motherfuckers need to play on Christmas Day or they play on Thanksgiving Day. All right. Kids were back in the fuck up. Let's go. I'd say. Maybe the boys. Maybe only playing once. Maybe and. A half. Maybe you're going to have to make yourself different plans at some point. No, you're playing one time. What the hell? We already thought you're in the same league. Yeah, we're in the same division for so. When you're feeling in the dumps, Derby City champs, just purse your lips and whistle. That's the Saints. Jags. Packers. Detroit. Side of life. Really? Absolutely. Lisa. All the guys on the crucifixes singing always look on the bright side of life man. Tickets expensive as a model or two up there. They're man. Yeah dude you're talking about like a like a $3,000 weekend. Easy. Two tickets. You're taking yourself and children. Look at this grandstand. God damn. We're not going to be able to do this. No kids, man, you're talking about upper. Look, this is upper deck, babe. This is for 42 grandstand. You don't, you don't. You don't get no taller than that 463 a ticket. The reason why we ain't been done that yet. So you got to buy. You gotta buy two tickets for 1000 bucks, thereabouts. And then you got to get plane tickets there, which can cost you price 600 bucks there and back. Tickets there and back. Then you got to get a hotel. So you're looking at probably at least other 500 for maybe, what, two nights? Yeah. You know what I mean. Call it five, 600 bucks for two nights. That's that's a solid two grand. Easy in the blink of an eye that you're spinning. And that's before you've bought food or drink or hit up the cart store. You know, you haven't even been to the dispensary in Illinois yet. Like, that's a pricey fucking gig, but. For nosebleeds. Yeah, that's for saying you spend at least two K, man. At least two K for two people to go do that. Let's just take them to see a baseball game, babe. Locally. Yeah. You see the Richmond Spiders? Yeah. They're so good. Yeah. No, not the Richmond spiders. The fucking squirrels, dude. Oh, excuse me, the spiders is the college team, right? You're right. Yeah. You right? You're right. The squirrels. All right, let me, let me let me correct myself here because I clicked on the home games. The Jewish. Oh, goddamn. Correcting himself. So we could go this weekend. Where, like. Three green Bay. That's going to be less money. But tickets for the plane might be more. But can you fly directly into green Bay? I would guess that they have an airport, but they're small town. Maybe you should go, but I cannot. I got a class. You got to find another homie to go with John. I could go, but Johnny boy ain't about to pull that off the. Short notice. Sure. You two. Either way. Either way. Hold on. Yeah. How much of the tickets to the green Bay game. Is this one? Hurt my heart. $5. Holy fuck. What's your cheapest ticket option? Oh, shit. Green bay. His face. He's gonna be there in a green in a Chicago Bears outfit with 60,000 fucking Packers fans giving him shit, and he spent thousands of dollars to do it. Oh, I no. How much, baby? $623. My 746 s nosebleed again. $623. It's not worth it. Bitch. I'm watching the all on TV, man. Like, come on now. Absolutely. Like, God damn. I mean, a drug dealer out here. Like what? Like that for money. Man. If. Come on, man. What else do people got to look forward to? You show them what, 12 to 9? Like the fucking Giants in Tennessee game. If I'd pay $600 to watch a 12 to 7 game. That that's what you want to go do not like. You do shit. You'd have to spend at least a thousand bucks. Let's say if you win as budgetary as possible. Six. It's 600. You drive there somehow without any. One reason why I. Done it for. It's always been up there. Absolutely. It's. No, it's no bueno, man. It's too expensive. Everything's too expensive. You can't you can't afford to go to a game. Especially in a way game. You got to be a baller like a mother. Any of them. But. But to watch McCall. Yeah. What's. What's up? You could go to a Richmond Squirrels game for 20 bucks, right? Maybe. Maybe 50 for the whole. You could take the whole squad for like a hundred bucks. 50 bucks? It was 50 bucks. Yeah. For per ticket. For the picnic area. You get to pick the area, you can walk around everywhere. It's the best I want to go again, babe. I loved that. It was so funny. I mean, no one's really ever gonna. I wish I had that hot dog right now. You want a hot dog? Nobody, ever. Nobody, ever, nobody ever questioned. You could really get the cheapest seat and then just not ever set the fuck down. To where? At the baseball game. The baseball game? Because. Just because the the the place where we went, the only places that they scan you or try to check you is like, if you're going to sit down in an actual seat and around the suites. But they got like lounges and shit, you can sit in without tickets. They got. The yeah, they got the the area that we actually paid for the patio. Where they got like picnic tables. Right. They got like the fucking line. 12 picnic tables and shit. And then. They got. Over there. They got some kind of possible VIP or some shit where there's a bunch of tables right by the bar, see? And this is like something you can do, and you can just get up and leave whenever you want. And you haven't wasted a shit ton of money to be there. Like, if you go. Just walk around and watch the game, it's like a cool. So you go to green Bay and it's snowing and you're up in there and you're just completely uncomfortable and you just can't stand it anymore, and you want to get away like you spent $2,000 to go. Yeah, no gain experience fighting those people from green Bay, man. Fuck y'all man. Yeah, fuck it. Hating on me because I got my Urlacher jersey. Yeah, I know he ain't playing fucking million years, but a. Diehard fan. Wants to buy some new players. Jersey. Yeah. What am I gonna buy. Fucking oh Shanahan fucking 012 or some bullshit. You know. You know. Fucking clowns and having fucking put up. Fucking whippersnappers. And you'll be out there to me. Yeah. What are you talking about, bro? Super Bowl quarterback Rex Gross. What am I supposed to pick, man? I'm not supposed to pick the third string quarterback. Y'all getting ready to start shit. Jersey and his mama anywhere. Even though he's talking about. Can't even buy their jersey. You got a customer to. That shit. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, I should have bought a jersey, you know, three weeks ago when he wasn't even playing. Cause I probably would save 40 bucks. You know? What the fuck about third strings? Quarterbacks, fucking Jersey and shit. Like that? You guys. Never going. To play. So you guys, the bears are down here. Well, the other guy. Got cleared. I guess the second string getting ready to start, I guess because he got cleared for something. Whatever the fuck. Concussion or some shit. Oh my. My quarterback. He out for a fucking a month at least they say. So. Yeah, my my quarterback's out forever. Or maybe not. They don't know he's. He's I don't know man. How do you, how do you literally fall on your elbow. How do you fall on your arm the same way. And it does the same thing twice. Literally the same thing. How do you not have it braced and sleeved. Like how do you know. But you shouldn't, you should know to do something. At least fucking rotator cuff up. Don't don't land back on your elbow against he. I think doing the elbow dislocation was better than tearing a rotator cuff. I don't think he would a tore rotator cuff. You just bounced off the ground like because that's where he got him. Fucking pants. Yeah. Touche. But that was just the stupidest shit in the world. They should have kicked a field goal on that play. It never would have happened. But either way, how do you how do you. He went down the same way both times. Like like I saw the Joan on I don't know. One of them page I was looking at and they got the still pictures and it it's the same angle. Yeah. He's trying to get his arms doing it. Yeah. He's doing the same shit like he did before. At first time it's like fuck all that, bro. Sometimes you got to wrap up and take the hit, tuck that shoulder in the go for it. Just throwing on fucking go out there. Just help the pads do their job and protect their lip balm. And that protect your parts that aren't like, you know, we're about to your leg. Fuck the other one. It'll be all right. You know, you got to take cortisone at halftime or type or some ice on or some or some some big game. That might be the way going out to make that $12 million a night bitch on fucking wrong with you. Yeah. Go out there and and score 147 yards with each 150 on his parlay. Fucking playing. I ain't never number fucking 12 off a fucking skinny skillet. Ain't never sit the fuck down. When his hammy was fucking hurting. He just ran a little bit less on y'all bitch ass motherfuckers. You know what I mean? I then I ain't chased the ball all the way in from the outfield talking about trying me, son, my arm don't work. I'll take you down with my feet, bro. Like you, don't you? Out. That's what I would do. They'd be trippin on that because I could throw it where the fuck? But I would chase my mother down from the outfield, man. Give me that fucking left field. I'm running you down. Third base line his legs still fucking play with me, bro. That's Kenny skillet. Let's get down with that one. Fucking we we scooting out here. Oh. Dad I mean yes rec ball, but what the fuck ever. You never know. Stewart. Scott could be watching from the drone, man. You can be the next phenomenon. Stewart, Scott. And next thing you know, you fucking you greatness on the O2. Or you just got fucking random fucking Charlies walking around the fucking pond fucking daydreaming about your fucking cock that they seem not doing. They have been awesome searching and you know what I mean? Like they trails, I see the light, you know, like like fucking. They see himself, you know what I mean? Here we go. To these ladies just like Jesus pussies. Me go see some clean conquer the walk, man. Holy fuck, man, we got. Going on. Yeah, he's really redefining the term cock tease. It's just teasing these hoes with his duck. Yeah. I'm just I'm sorry. Politely. Rick flaring it. Did you see my day? I'm not fully open to you. How did you want to see it? Oh, I do apologize. I will show you my greatest sympathies. My bad. We didn't mean to present ourselves like that. I don't be afraid. Got better? Better than that. Condolences. He was winking at you. He does that sometimes. You better shut it down. Is the fuck down. You better never say that. Some random trail bitch. He's gonna be on the train. At you. I will fuck you up. Trail bitch. Yeah, that's the last thing, girl. I don't know if you can see her now, but we can at you winking at your mouth. You. I'll fuck you up, Andrew. I can't, I hate it so much. As a goddamn deliverance speaker comes about the fucking woods and shit. Know what? God damn it. Fuck, man. Hey. Whatever, man. You know, whatever makes people happy, you know, babe. Yeah. If it's to choose Dick. It was no harm. No harm was done, man. I've seen it. It just looks like a regular cock to me. I don't know, but I haven't seen any other cocks. I can't tell you how. The porn cock. I can't see any cock. Real life really? Tell you justify whether what the quality of it is, you know, I mean. Yeah, you're lucky. And we don't have a guys weekend. We just go out there and slap a dick on the table and see, like, type shit shot to it. Does this look normal to you Dick shots? Yeah. That's why there needs to be more like girls and guys weekends. I guess. If the girls a guy began his ain't going to come out cocks. Definitely not going to be. Definitely not going to be throwing your cock out in front of fucking, Charlie's fucking girl. Because next thing you know, you got a disease, girl. And then when you do that, when you got Tiffany. What? Jimmy's fucking. No, you're. Not, like, the way I was and shit. Oh, you're not saying girls. A guy. Like y'all have your own little guys trip where you instead of look, comparing titties like the girl's dead. That's to tell you that doesn't happen. You would do. No cocks will come out on the table. We don't have contract. He said you were allowed to whip it out in front of Tiffany or fucking whatever scenario you. Because she saw. Yes, she saw that she was trail mix. Yeah. Like I got nothing to do with trail mix. All right. She didn't do that to herself. Yeah, man. Sweetheart. Charlie got some dick, y'all. Charlie got to slam his dick because fucking Tiffany seen that trail cock and more. I'm happy to him, man. You know, I mean. That place wasn't a good spot for a fucking sexual tension making love especially. That definitely wasn't to make a lovable area by the pond. Maybe a little darker. It feels a little darker, maybe. But then the bugs was bad. Man, I lie gnats, and that's been up in your cracker shit. But there was a terrible amount of bugs. With as much. As we could have gone off into the woods. Yeah, and then you'd have heard this. That was off in the woods. No, because you're going down the hill to the creek, or you're going up the woods with the ivy. You don't. That's what. That's what happens when you get the ivy all over, everywhere. You start fucking in the woods, but you don't know what the hell around there. All right, babe, whatever I feel. Yeah. And then you get. They ain't nothing worse than getting poison ivy and sumac going on your toes. Anywhere, frankly, is the worst fucking. You get into some nasty spots. Nowhere I went, my dumbass went over there at the old house when I when we didn't, with my fucking flops on in the backs of what looked like Wrangler fucking grass and then not being regular grass. And my Jones was loaded, man, I was suffering for a minute. I feel like I recalled this as on an episode. Yeah, for sure. You were having for sure with your feet ish, because that was like a that's a, that's like a not an overnight thing. I mean, I, I probably takes three days, four days to actually get rid of two weeks in a row because you weren't shoes. Management's always sweating that don't is not got no time to dry out. And it's all up in there on top of it. So that done was in my toes and everything to man that was live action man. That was fucking brew. That's why you gotta put on shoes when you fucking for sure. Two brutal. Sure I would have to that I always would wear. I would always try to wear it like long sleeve pants or whatever when I we'd eat. Yeah. Shoes and pants. Here I got regular grass. I ain't got no I haven't done around here in this little yard right here. You know what I mean? It's a little have to worry about a little bit of a nicer neighborhood, but your parking sucks by comparison. You had the greatest parking yard of all time at the last house. You could fit so many. Yeah. That's true. Yeah, we could get it in last time, and you could actually get it in here. You got. You got people walking. Yeah. From all over the place to man. Yeah. Because this is pretty much filled. Up because it's not that much opportunity to actually park in this neighborhood. That's the only downfall. Downfall about many cars per house. Yeah. You got to be far away if it's not enough, not enough parking. Especially when you can't park on both sides of the road. Yeah. You know, I mean, that's the issue. But it's a delightful house. And the podcast studio. Was lovely. Now, I love this setup. Do you? Yeah. That's great. It's nice and tight. Everybody's right here. You know, we could put another person there if we needed to. We could theoretically probably cram another person in there. And there have five. No problem. Well, eventually I certainly big Steve I definitely probably I think I would like to finish this bitch before I sell this bitch. I think you maximize your return if you do that. I agree. You got three years. Yeah. The flip plan, you know. I mean, is like three years. I don't know, whatever. It's all about that market, really. That's a big part of it. You got to see what happens. I mean three years, that's a big that's I mean. Everything could go down. Everything could go massive. It could stay within five as opposed with three, you know, and well. But the longer you hang on to it in theory, the more you can maximize your return. But like that's theoretically because it should go up in value consistently. But there's no I'm just sort of a guarantee at this point. They don't really let but I don't believe any things are legit. They don't really let things go like they did. But I think there's an artificial maintenance that's dangerous, you know? I mean, it's. As the dollar continues to lose. It is really I mean, everything I mean, sick of crash tonight and I could wake up and I can only sell this month over 200. Well, bricks. Bricks could take over in the next. Year or two. So the way. Things are going, anything and everything could happen, you know what I mean? But it's definitely not my forever spot, you know? I mean, I need a I'm gonna I need me a spot. This house doesn't scream, you. Know, so. But this basement is primo for what we're doing right now. Yeah, it is. Absolutely. It's a beautiful home. Yeah. It's not the final destination. Well, it's nice to watch that you makes domesticated choices about what he does upstairs with, like, I'll put up art. It'll be biggie. That's cool. You know what I mean? But, like, you're also putting in, like, nice floors that maximize your return on investment. Like, it's fun to watch you do things at the house that makes you money. Come back a little jack of all trades. As opposed to like. He could build a house at this point. Just jerry rig and shit like we were doing it the last career. Yeah, I know what I mean. The last curve was just jerry rigging first cheap as possible. We're not doing any extensive fixing now. Because that one match it. Yeah, I just. Fucked up like it was just. I don't really know about. I'm debating on that fucking floor. And I think I might have went a cheap route on that flooring. What you got upstairs? Yeah. Product wise. I don't think so at all. Babe, if you don't say that to people, no one would ever think that. As long as you don't scratch it up or tear it up, it should. Be fine. Lovely. It's nicer than. I know. It's nice, but it's not. It's not the best quality I think of that kind of product, is what I'm saying. But getting the best quality product is not always the best investment. You know, like it's sometimes you do a bunch of other shit and then maybe in the future, if you if it really makes sense monetarily, you upgrade the floor again. But like, I think that for what you've got up there for your intention of never staying here, like you're not going to be here in ten years. So like that floor, somebody else can come in and change in five years and put in really nice shit if that's what they want. Yeah. It's a it's like it is nice enough. Yeah that's good enough. But it ain't like I said, I see because. You'll put a nicer Florence. Some of its popping in, popping up. Like you had experience. But is that not maybe the subfloor being an issue to in that spot? Because I know you were having issues with some of the stuff. Yeah. But that's. Yeah. Because it's the whole it's the whole fucking first floor. It's not really like. Nothing's level. It's not perfect. It's not fucking level. At all. It's an improperly settled house. Yeah, but I should. Have done like the problem existed long before his in flooring endeavors. What I should have done was probably buy some kind of padding. Right. And put the padding down, and then actually put the fucking tile over the pattern. The tile. The snap shit already has padding. But it's not enough. It's not enough. But if I were to. But you would have. I don't know, because you probably would have felt that. Like, you can feel like when you walk through the kitchen, you could feel the holes. So I don't know if you could actually feel. The hole. Still. If you put the. Pad, you know what I mean, and how that would feel and how people, if anybody. Would make it worse, honestly. Because it's it's technically supposed to. Be a float. A floating floor, like it just locks into itself, you know what I mean? But if you had a pass that had holes in between or gaps in between the pads, it would float on top of that. It's still it's. Still floating because like, it's never actually, like. Clipped or whatever into the wall. Like usually you cut it, usually you cut it a quarter inch against from both walls, right? At least so you can get your little kicker board. And put the little trim. To smack it together. Right. And then you put the trim over top of it, you know what I mean? Or you could cheat one side, do a half inch on one side note on the other side, but either way, you're going to have some kind of gap in between the wall and the floor itself. The only the only way it locks in is, is upon itself. Right eclipsed to itself. It never actually, you know, goes to the wall and fucking. You don't. Screw against. It or something to a wall so it can still. Move right. This whatever way in theory, you know what I'm saying. So option. Two. It could it could. Separate from itself. Yeah. Right. And just pop the joints and shit like that. That could happen. Yeah. But. It's, that's the one thing. But, I mean, I don't understand why so much it has to still be floating. It's not like that shit's gonna come on, come apart like that. Shit doesn't. Like when. You put the board down wrong. You put that. You're gonna have to take a lot of shit apart. Like you have to work backwards. You can't just, like, go back for four spots and pull board out, type shit and think you're getting it back in. You know what I mean? Because it's a big part of the aspect. You have to, like, take it all the way back up from where you ended. If you're going to do it right, and then you still might the board up. That's what I'm saying. Take it back apart. You really need to redo it at some point. Maybe redo it with I'm. Not, I'm not. I'm. Ain't doing nothing. With it. Next house. Since you put a new floor in, you put nicer floor in. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He's he's. Talking all the day on this one and finished down here. Yeah. This one's a wrap. This is a learning experience. This is teaching you how you're going to flip your next joint, or you're just going to find a nice place you like and make it the. Way you want, enhancing his skills as he, you know. I'm just going to the next spot is going to be a nice spot to live at until I figure out the lake jump. I can dig it. I have to start the food truck. I don't know about that. I can't keep building data centers forever. I mean, we're getting ready to finish this one and start the next one, but that only gives me another like two years of guaranteed location and there can't be no telling. After that. So it's going to be the same spot they're building. Another one. Yeah, they're supposed to be building four right there for data centers in the same goddamn area, but literally inside the same fence they told me about built for them. But we already start the next one. But I don't think we even got the third or fourth one three types yet. So supposedly when we first went out, there was supposed to be a ten year, ten year job basically. With, with. Yeah, yeah. With these people. You've only been there for like two. Yeah. We've only done the one building. We're only, we're still working on first building. They're supposed to be four in line. But they took, they took one of them out. Or. No they ended up turning them sideways or some shit like that. Repositioning them. Is they're still trying to decide to maximize whatever they're doing. But now. Yeah, now they're trying to. Yeah. Yeah. They're trying to make they're trying to make use of all that land that they got. Fucking madness. That way we can make sure Cyberdyne takes over adequately and permanently. And then eventually talking about taking that road out, that one little road. I don't know if you go to Gainesville that much, but like, if you're going that Hanson Farm road, that one little cut through that goes from the light right there from the sheets and the seven leaven. Yeah. Right from their back to Devlin or whatever, where that were basically that job that I'm asked that they're talking about cutting that road, taking that road all the way out like them on that road. So basically you have to like, if you're coming off 66 right there, you drive by the dispensary on the right fucking, you'd have to go left or right and back in the games. But like you're going Jiffy Lube cuz that's all my demo on that road. So the one that goes off behind like the Shoppers Food Warehouse, it's not there anymore. No, no, no, I'm way over there by the the seventh Evans there always. But there's just 711 across from the Wawa. No no no no you're right. Jamesville. Where's this fucking over there. Oh the sheets. I know what you're talking about. The other side of Gainesville. Yeah, the sheets passed. Yeah. Jiffy lube. Like if I pull out, if I make a right out of Jiffy Lube that. Crosses over into Jiffy Lube. Right. That road, the over 66 you're talking about there, that goes over. No, no. Like if you if you pull out, make it right and you go to that light. There used to be a 7-Eleven over there on the left, but it still is 7-Eleven on that. But now there's the sheets right there. And then up the road is that mulch place. But behind that is the dispensary or whatever the hell. Beyond hello or whatever, right off of 234. They don't change all that shit over there. They don't cut the one side road in the morning. Then they got there, they got another little road with the job sites on that. They're getting ready to shut that down, like the delete that road type. Shit one way in, one way out for them data centers. That shit is. That. Shit is fucked up driving around there cuz they're built there. They're doing that road devil and they're fucking they the I don't know, they're moving that road like they don't shifted that road over like two whole lanes over like at 1.5. It was funny because I was leaving work and I'm looking at this guy's driveway and that bitch is like, straight cut down, like two feet. Like what? They're getting ready to fucking start prepping for asphalt. Shit. Right? And I'm like, how's it I got. Him getting out of his house, coming. Out of his house like he can't leave type shit. Like where the concrete stop the roads are shooting. Just dropped off like, two feet. Like, hopefully you got your groceries, motherfucker. I'm like, bro, how? For a couple of days. I got this guy beginning dog. And then finally, throughout the week, you saw, like, they actually got up to it, but it's still like in the construction zone. Like, he like he had to like, like do the job site to come back home type shit. You know, road getting anywhere close to. Oh my god has value. Oh yeah. That that road that that road is always busy that Devlin because now they they made that to cut through. Yeah I think I know the one you're talking of balls. Whatever. The road used to take you into an asshole right there by the Walmart and the fucking Chuck E cheese balls forward or. That's under construction. That's just. Always fuck all. That's it is always fucked, man. Yeah. They don't know what they're doing with it. There's no permanence yet. With that said, ladies and gentlemen, we gotta bring this episode to a close. We'd like to thank you so much for listening. We're not to encourage you to listen to old episodes unless you are, Lisa. Don't listen to old episodes. And if you do, be careful which ones you listen to, as well as new episodes as well as nice. Share. Subscribe. Don't bogart this bitch. Tell your peoples. 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