Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,052nd time it is. Featuring his Junius. As well as the spoilers. Yeah. Stay strong. Sisters. Me? I am Elle Mahoney. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. Jazz going in the back. What's happening? Y'all right back there today. Glengarry Glen Ross again. That remind myself to make a statement or two about my job. I like your hat. Or lack thereof. Oh, thank you very much. I like that a lot. I mushrooms. Dark vinyl record player. I was going to ask you, did they come? Hell, yeah. What kind of vinyl player? $79. One, I don't know. Okay. Damn. Because I think, well, that might be the color. Actually, retro. Red, I think was the. Color I don't even know. Hey, right on old school, but still new school, because I can Bluetooth to it. Okay. It's like you can Bluetooth it to a speaker. Yeah, that's what I. Yeah, but it comes with some speakers. Okay. Right on. She got some Bluetooth and right now I got me. Michael Jackson thriller. No I don't know which one it is. Wearing a white suit jacket. Is he. Lay it down. No, he's standing straight up. I can see it. White, white cover. And he's got the white with the black. Yeah. No, just all white. No, I'm talking about the background. Is the galaxy. No. Well, on the album thing is all white. And he's got the white with the black like collar or bow tie and probably the black pants and shoes. I don't mind what it is. Mike can do the whole thriller dance. And then I got Bob Marley jump. But I got trying to find me a vinyl, please. I feel like that. Well, they sell it at Walmart these days. That's why I've got the. That's where I got the Michael Jackson, wasn't it? Well, you mean you want our actual record store? They got the one Fredericksburg. They got a couple sisters. Baby daddy. He got ups. Oh, yeah. Doug. Dustin does. His fucking store. Yeah, but I'm not going to goddamn Springfield for a fucking record player. Just throwing it out there. Well, vinyl, I don't know if there's any place that sells vinyl. There's not going to be a place. I just don't care to you that they're going. To have. CDs and. DVDs and. Blu ray, vinyl. And vinyl. I was surprised I seen them at the Walmart. Like I said, I was walking by and I was like, yeah. They've had them there for a few years now. It's like coming back. It's coming back as the medium. Like if you're going to have. A trendy thing for the younger. Kids, it's not even that it actually lasts. CDs degrade. And. It's not. It's like a better long term storage for the media. Now it's a white tux. The white. This one. Hold on. Look at Walmart's Michael Jackson selection. That one. Yeah, but he ain't laying down. But it's that same damn near outfit. But that's thriller. Don't though. But. I say right now hold on. Let me get up on covers. Because the fucking my dad had all these motherfuckers that Michael from. Where are they at? Down with the Michael Jackson records. Y'all. Your dad's. Half of them were gone. Half of my soul or half that he had were gone. I sold some of them, and I still got a couple left. That was super kind of fucked up. He's like, we're on your dad's. Well, half of them is gone. Yeah. I know, it's sounded weird. It definitely. Yeah. He had got rid of. He got rid of some of them. I don't know what happened to the ones he actually. All of all of them. But I don't know if they both realized the weirdness of what they say. Yeah, he got rid of some. Once again, this is Mike and stealth mode, but he's talking. Yeah, he's talking past. Listen, I live with him. Yeah, yeah. You can't see it. She understands it. Yeah. I listen to podcasts. It's all the things he says on the podcast. Most of them are true. He's a dick. Yes, dear. Oh. I did enjoy you asking. I did enjoy listening to him saying, like, Sarah tells me all the time that I'm doing a great job, or. But I don't need. No. Attaboy. And you asked him, well, do you give her anything like that? He goes, nah. And you said, do you think it would benefit her? He goes, it'd be disingenuous. Disingenuous fucking dick. I thrive on compliments. Yeah, I was trying. I know. I was tossing him softball. He's gotten better. He's he's like, come on, buddy. She might be listening. He he's giving me three compliments on my outfits in the last 7 or 8 weeks. So that's I do recognize that. I do recognize that. So I wonder if. I guess that means I'm going to have to give him head sometime soon. There you go. Absolutely. That's how I feel about it. He likes head, I like compliments, we can compromise on that one. Look at their. Work at that. Look at that. I'm just saying. But I think funny thing is, we don't get jealous. You just said like. And when I was like, what woman's making bank? And you're like, say her name might. Because he can't say her name. It's really funny to me. He's like Zoe Saldana. He's like, he. Try it. I'll help you. It's always, what the fuck is Zoe? You go. Ask him to say Massachusetts. Fuck you. He's Massachusetts. Massachusetts state library robbery. He can't. Okay. Library. Massachusetts. Like he'll mispronounce names like. Oh, my God. I'm. Like a champ from mispronunciation. And I'm like, Mike, it's amazing how many books you read and how many words you miss. I'm just glad. I tell. People this all the time. Any of them, bro. I don't understand how someone as intelligent as Michael. I mean, just just a wealth of knowledge could at the same time be so fucking dumb. It's fun because it's fun and it's so. Fucking dumb. And I just. I'm like, you're smarter than this, baby. I know you are. Yeah. You keep telling yourself. That, baby. There are some things that I'm good at. Some things handsome. Good ass. Right? But I thrive at everything. You know what I mean? Separate. Fucking swimming. Not good at taking accountability. He's not going to apologize. He's not good at. He's not getting swimming. Like when you're doing this. I fucking floats, man. He's buoyant. He's fine. He's not. He's not. Using him as the flotation device down in Florida. I grab on to the black man and he'll keep us afloat. No, we were. We were holding him up and pushing him through the water and dropping him. That's what I'm talking about. Like you had to drag him through the swamp? I don't know. But after I saw him. Humpty Dumpty off the fucking pool ball and fucking flip upside down like a damn duck with his ass in the air. I'm like, you're not going to drown. Straight up. To the top. My ass is going to be what saves me fat. Alrighty then. He's got it. He's got a dump truck. He's got a dump truck. Buoyant booty. I wish I had that swing on my back porch. So what happened at the job, man? Oh, man. The job has been an interesting place. It's like a terrible car brand. That just a terrible job of getting us the parts that we need to do the work on the vehicles that we need. Yeah. And the software we use doesn't work. I remember you talking about all that. They make us use a bunch of different software. So the whole process is convoluted as fuck. They've been saying the whole time they can get us some better thing at some point. You know, that's just a bunch of shit. Yeah. So the other day I come in, they got this thing called Rapid recon that's supposed to be about reconditioning used cars that they've purchased off of people. Yeah. So there's a Corvette comes through on Thursday at 4:00, 430. So I got to call a Chevy dealership to get parts from them for this thing. Yeah. Basic fucking used vehicle parts, cabin filter. Air filter. Should be something. Some some. Oil change. All right. Since the 31st, it's the 30th when it comes through at 430. They do. So dealerships stop really answering the phone. Past five. A lot of places. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, like, you try calling them the answers. So. Okay. Try calling. Nobody answered a Chevy. I'm like, I'm calling them. So come in at ten. First thing I do, I get on the rapid recon. I find the Corvette. I ordered the UV. I get all those parts coming. They've they've also got if they need two mile star interceptor tires. Now, these are cheap ass, really cheap, probably very dangerous tires. To pull something to put on so they can sell it, right? Yeah. They want technical tires, right? They want the cheapest tires money can buy. They are. They. For. The rear. So, like, are they just trying to buy some tires to burn out for, for a night or some bullshit like that? You know what I mean? No, this is a 21 Corvette they're trying to sell, right? This is a high performance automobile that deserves tires that don't suck. And so they say they want two of these miles stars. Now, first off, you buy these things at, like, K-Mart, Walmart and shit. You order them from fucking California importers that get them from China. Yeah. It's not something that my regular suppliers of tires are. Going. To have going to have for me. So they say, you know, if you can't get two of those, get, you know, for matching staggered tires in these sizes. Yeah. Fatter in the back, skinnier in the front. So I get there I look at all this, I order some staggered tires that I can have the same day because they're like, we've sold this car. We need to get it out of here. Yeah. Okay. UV is on the way. Tires are on the way. Everything's there. I've got everything by 4:00. I got the tires by noon. There's. As soon as I get all this taken care of. There's the fucking general managers in here looking for me now. My boss, the parts manager. He's a friend of mine. He's at the doctor because he's having heart issues. Yeah. Or something. I'm sorry. I don't want to put too much of my man's information out there. He's not feeling well. Yeah. So, So he's not there? Assistant parts manager. He's not there. His dad's sick. He's dying. Jesus Christ, I'm putting way. Too much. Oh, my gosh, this is terrible. There's a lot of terrible things going on right now. Oh my prayers. You know, please. Like, I love these people. I wish them well. Yeah. I don't like bad happening to the people that I work with. You know, I don't agree with them about everything or whatever. Like, I fond of these people. I wish them the best. So they're not there? Yeah. So they come to me. Hey, what's going on? You know, Jim says, what's going on with this Corvette? I said, well, I got the. Rig everything down. Sent the note through the system. I got matching tires coming. I got all the stuff that you need to do, the all change and all that stuff coming. Yeah. So everything's in route, right? It's just not here yet. So they're like, well, we're having this meeting. We want you to get in on this meeting because these other guys aren't here. All right. Cool. And I'm like, okay. I can't do that. Sarah. First off, that's not my job. You want to give me some manager money? I'll go. I was little manager meeting, but you give me this bullshit. That's money. So I'm gonna do this bullshit desk job. Appreciate you. We get, we get there. We're gonna get there right the day. Because that's. That's my first response. All right, there it is. Yeah. You know me. The money. Me the money. I'm a Jerry Maguire. That ass real quick. JJ Whitworth, what would have been that. Would have been, you know, it's my money and I want it now. Yeah, that would have been fun. I should have done that. Yeah. Thanks to you, I appreciate you. I need some influence on this. So the next time I'm having this kind of. Wallet be like, well, my wallet could not look like. Yes. Yeah. If I were to go to that meeting, my wallet. Don't look. Like I need to go to the meeting. This is not meeting wallet right here, bro. I don't know. That would be the. Greatest thing. You see. This is this. Is desk wallet. All right? Yeah, I got desktop, bro. I can't be going over to these meetings, so. But that's, you know, first thing I'm like, I don't have a camera or a mic on my computer. So, like, we sent you the invite to this thing. Oh, okay. So let's do it. Okay. Right. So those people in there. Right, right. Right, right. Actually, we have to have this meeting or anywhere near you. Nobody wants to close the four mile gap between three different buildings. So we can have everyone in the same walk together, meet you in a circle, and that would just be a terrible idea. So the guy that's the service manager, he's in the other room, he goes, well then just come over here in my office and sit in my office for the meeting. And I'm like, all right, I like this dude. He's good. Dude, I'm not going to be with any of these people. Really? Yeah. So I go to this meeting, I'm sitting there, they're talking about all this like we can't get the right parts and timely manner and all this shit, and, like, you know, it's supposed to take 72 hours to put a car on the line. It's taking us 19 days. I'm like, Sam. Yeah, it's because you've got convoluted systems that don't work and you wait till the last minute or everything you want to sell. Yeah. Like, you know, I said, I don't understand why we're posting this. I don't really know what's going on. I don't know why we're posting cars for sale when they're not even been looked at. We don't even know what kind of condition they're in. If they need to be reworked to put, you know, what are we doing here? Well, here's what we're doing. I'm like, yeah, yeah. So you're totally not understanding my point at all. Like they getting all offended. Like you're telling us not to sell cars. We're not going to not sell cars, man. This is what we're doing. And I'm like, okay, you have no idea what you're talking about right now. You know, like, they've had the car. They had this Corvette since the 23rd. Yeah. And it's the 30th at 430 on a Thursday when they send it through their system to get the things that they've needed for this car since the. 23rd had it. Yeah. It's the first I hear of it is on the 30th. So it's been there for seven days. Yeah. And on the 31st it's sold and we need to have it. Are you still. Ready to go? Ready to go. And I because. I bought matching tires that I would not have said when I got there to buy the car, say I was the buyer. I'm not going to buy this car because of these tires that are on this. The first tires, they asked for the mile stars. I would have spoken to the manager and then asked to speak to his manager, and then asked if there was anyone else there that had any more authority so that I could chew every one of them a massive hole in their ass about how fucking retarded it is to put bullshit ass state gas tires on a performance car. Yeah. All right, so fuck you for making me drive here to look at this bullshit, because these tires you're putting on. It, and I'm okay. I really don't even know. He wouldn't be. Wouldn't pay no mind. So. So the funny thing is, they're putting in the car so that they need tires in the in the chat window that I can see, but there's a text thread going on between people. That's not me. Anyone that's in the parks department at this time saying the tires are not needed right now necessarily. So the tires that I ordered because they stated that they needed them. Yeah, I know I got to send those back. I can do that. No big deal. But you're making me do a lot of work for nothing. For year. Okay. Then they decide that they want Michelin Pilot Sport single tire to go in the car, because that's a great idea. What a high performance fucking automobile. Let's put unmatched tires on it. Or just a new one with three old ones. Yeah. Fucking stupid shit. Okay, just stupid as shit. But this is a completely different tire and a completely different size. Not completely different at 245 to a 255. So not a huge difference. Both would probably go on the car, but a different size. Now why do we need one of these. Are there three of these on the car. Is the other side the same size? Why did I get 245 when I need a 250. Five. When I get a 305 on the back because we're staggered here. Right. So like all this shit that I gotta fucking go through, y'all. Y'all got me ordering tires I don't need. Now you got me ordering tires that are different from the tires that you wanted me to order in the first place. Why should I trust anything you say when you idiots can't even get your shit right? Duisburg. That's running the recon system. He's sitting in the meeting, leaning just outside of the camera view so that he can hit his fucking vape pen. I'm playing bitch. Come down and do your job higher. Your podcast better than you. And I don't even know what you fucking do. He doesn't have wrenches. All he's doing his only job is to keep the fucking recon system fucking working. But, Mike, it's our problem in parts because they wait a week to tell us that they need something for a vehicle. They've had a vehicle for about the same amount of time that needed a rear main seal that we could have done under warranty and got paid. As a dealership, everybody makes. Money. But they waited until the end of the month and they're selling it to somebody, somebody brother who's driving it to Boston or wherever as soon as they get it. So that warranty job can get done by a dealership somewhere else and they can get paid there, because that's a great way to run a business, right, guys? But this is my fault. This is my business. To get. The car. This is my side of the business is fault, right? Because because you all are fucking retarded. It don't know how to do anything. And all the systems that you use are overlapping and redundant, and you're communicating it 3 or 4 different ways. We're getting emails about stuff like, can you please consolidate these processes so that we can do our fucking job and take care of you assholes while we're trying to juggle all sorts of bullshit while these idiots are piddling in with their. They're just it's just so ridiculous. That. Like sending pictures that don't show any sort of perspective. I have no idea what I'm looking at here, but hey, let me call the dealer and tell them what I'm looking at. Send them this picture and see if we can figure out what the fuck we're looking at. Because these retards in sales can't articulate what they need with the shit. Sorry, that literally and don't know how to fucking write or take more than one picture, right? Like that's how it goes. It's fucking pathetic. We get paid to press buttons. So that's that's not even the part that got me so fired up. Really? That fucking annoyed me. I was ready to quit. But like, I've been ready to quit this job because you can't provide me the software that I need to do my job. So how serious should I take this job when y'all are taking it serious? Because I'm not the one buying software that I need to use is my job. Because when I buy software, like, should I make these videos? With that, I figured out how to do different things with and got pretty good with it. That's because I could look up how to do stuff with it and figure out how to do things with it, which the software that I use at work. There's no fucking resource. Nobody knows anything. They don't know how to use it anymore. Nobody knows how to use it. The software company doesn't provide any sort of use for it. And this one, this is what came with the company. That's what we're just going to use, what we came with. We got like 3 or 4 different softwares we got to bounce between. That could all be consolidated. And in theory they're going to get us the one that consolidates it. And they've been telling us that since we started right there over a year. So then, completely unrelated, the assistant service manager, like, comes into the parks department on the phone to the non-emergency police department with an on speaker because a guy that used to work there came in to get a nut and bolt, a guy that I've gotten along with. Fine. I'm having. Right now. No, no, no, no theft. Just not. I'm not even sure at this point why he's doing this, but he's he's like staring at this kid. He's like calling the cops. You got to go. Mind you, this fucking idiots, like, early 20s. Yeah. Like he's got. No here to get this. He's got no sense at all. He doesn't like this kid. They didn't like him since the time they hired him. I don't know why they hired him in the first fucking place. You don't like him? Don't hire him. You need a fucking body. He probably would. They probably fired him. If they fuck it, they probably left it on some kind of bad terms type shit. Well. I don't know. And I don't care. Yeah. You know, you're in my space being a disruption. I'm on the phone trying to deal with someone, and I'm completely taken out of my element because I'm now I'm angry at the assistant service manager, and I'm palpably angry. How dare you call the non-emergency police if there's someone in here and I need the cops, I'll fucking call the cops. Yeah, so I'm like, you're being a petty bitch. You need to get the fuck out of here. So he leaves, come in, and he comes back in. He's at my right now. I'm still on the phone with this fucking person I'm trying to deal with. Yeah, and he's mumbling it to. Dude, I wish I could have been the one to fire you. For the fire. No. The guy. At the counter that wants to buy a bolt and a nut. Right. And I turn it. On the star. So how did you need to get the fuck up out of here? Fucking tired of your shit. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, right. Like I'm pissed as fuck. I run him off, he leaves, so I get the kid up. Both I like to do. You know what, bro? You can have it both nut and bolt. That'll fix your problem. You know, I had to find him something like, I literally had to go out of my way to figure something out for him because he had a different kind of vehicle, but he needed a bolt like this bolt that he brought in, and I fucking helped. Him out something somewhere. He told me it was perfect. I wouldn't paid for it. I said, I'm going to buy that shit for you to fuck it, dog, get out of here. Like, I was so offended that I gave him the part and then went and paid for it out of my motherfucking pocket, because that assistant manager we paid for. The motherfucker. How much is it? Not even cost. It costs seven bucks or some shit into my cost. The fucking algorithm wanted to charge him probably 35 bucks. You know what I mean? For sure. And I'm like, I'm not going to sell it to him at his cause on his ticket. What it would have been if he worked here. I'll sell it to myself. Pay for it myself. Fuck you. That's my gift to him. Fuck you for being a douchebag, you know? And as soon as that guy's gone, the fucking assistant service manager comes back in and starts with the fuck your problem? Why are you fucking blah blah, blah? I said, fuck you coming back here acting like this, calling the non-emergency line once you hear what you said. I have no idea what he said. I don't give a fuck what he said. But if you're calling the non-emergency line. Bitch, fuck you. If you're not calling 911, I don't fucking need to know. Get the fuck out of my face. Fuck you. You know, like you are offensive as fuck. I said go get me fired, motherfucker! Go get me fired! Fire! Somebody go get me fired, motherfucker! Yeah, and so I ran him off, right? So then Saturday I go. I talked to my manager to tell him what's up, because I was actually working on my car into the end of the month. I had to stay late in case something adjusted. I just worked on my. Car. You know, like, I fixed my O2 sensors and, you know, found more problems. You know what I mean? Like, so I was there late Friday for, got a couple of parts in a tool and went back in to get those and pick up a like a exhaust hanger while I was out and about on Saturday. So when I tell the manager what was going on, he was like, that's crazy. I'm like, you need to take that job elsewhere. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna do that. I'm like, oh, okay, that's what's up. So like because I told him a couple days earlier, I said, man, I'm trying to set it up so that I end up the manager like, they're going to fire you and the assistant manager make me to manage it. I'm just feeling that coming. And he's like, yeah, it might happen. And then Saturday he's like, I'm taking another job. I'm putting a notice on Monday, so it's Thursday right now. I'm like, yo, I'm either getting promoted or I'm getting fired on Monday like it's one or the other. And quite frankly, I'll take either one leg. So he's going to wait and see what happens. To wait and see what happens. It's like, y'all are so convoluted and stupid over here. Like, I can fix your problems, but are you going to let me? I can see what your problems are. I know how to fix this, but. I've been a lot of places where it's like, I see the problem, I can fix it. But then after the point, it's like, you know what? Y'all don't want it fixed, so fuck it, right? I mean, you want your scapegoat to be. Over here. Yeah. That's why you're having issues. Out there. You know, you want us. To be a point to figure it out. That's the reason why, right? That's cool. Fuck you. I'm not going to be that reason. I'll show you that. I'm not the reason. You know what I mean? But then that's when I put that label. I'm toxic. You know, like. You are a toxic employee. I've left businesses and, like, they have completely tanked. And this is just a small dealership, so, like, I don't know how much damage me leaving right now would or wouldn't do, depending on who else leaves in the next week or whatever. Like to the time that this episode drops. Who knows, I may or may not have a job. I might be a manager. I might be completely unemployed. Time will tell. Stay tuned for the saga that may continue on next week's episode starring the Masons and friends. Yeah. You're not. You're not supposed to tell. People the realness because the realness is usually negative. Well, right. And that's why I support the company. So the company don't want to hear that shit. Like I tell people, Tom, like, I don't even know why you still work here, bro. Like, you could be working right over there coming to this window right here. You see that building right over there? I don't know if you make it 12 more dollars an hour if you're working right there, bro. What the fuck are you doing here? Right here. I think it depends on management, in all honesty. Like my best friend, she just got laid off from a government position, I think, for the Department of Defense. And it was like the design team is who got let go. She's a graphic designer, and she builds websites and stuff for the government. And she said that they don't quality control anything. They don't let them get feedback from the clients. It's just it's all about pushing it out and pushing it out and pushing out a product that I'm going to talk about. What product? Right. But then now, now whoever has this contract with whatever department of the government, they're like, this fucking product sucks. You're not doing anything to make it better. And we're not going to continue going forwards with you for these contracts. And rather than going back and saying, who are the people saying, push it out, push it out, don't check it and everything else, they're like, no, we'll just let the designers go. Yeah. The designer should have designed it better with no feedback and no guidelines and no access and everything else. I feel like it's the same thing with you. If somebody somebody has an ego. Sounds like the one you were talking with. Is he above you or. The assistant service manager that came in with the 9119911? Also could be unqualified. And just because I work with. I. Just tell them that you do it. They're more likely not going to call you out. Not if you do it or not. If they do, then just go try it somewhere else. Well, there's definitely that. There's definitely something that. Like if you say I did X, there's not really anybody that can go like you. Electrician. Yeah. Where'd you work. Oh it's fucking work. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Everybody fucking gives them a fucking box of switch and like 27 wires and be like, show me how to make this work type shit. It's like, yeah, you know what you're doing. You know what I mean? Or give me this bend this fucking stick a pipe. Right? You know what I mean? Right. Some basic. Some basic knowledge. Yeah. Like, make this fucking receptacle work. Just watch this. Day one of electrical. You know what I mean? So, like, I don't know what you're doing, and they just, like you do this. Yeah, I got I work here, here, here, here. I like people, do you? I just spotting somebody working. You know what I mean? Like I'm actually working. You know what I mean? I would be more successful in my life if I was a liar. But I'd rather be honest. I'm not. I won't lie to anybody. Space. But, like, that's how I ended up getting the flowers was. Dude, I'm like. I was just pretending like I was a receptionist. And he kept asking me questions that I didn't feel like answering, so I told him that. Oh, no, sir, I'm so sorry. I'm, you know, they just pay me to look pretty and answer the phone. But you were. Like, but I'm like, yeah, I can help you. I'm screening this call and I'm not giving. It and answer the phone. I know how to talk to men. Yeah, I know how they like me. And my phone voice is exceptional. There you go. You put it on them. I'm just saying, put it on 100%, man. One of. The ways. I don't think Mike would let me do sex phone calls. How much money can he. Make that. I could do? Let me ask you something. If you make less money than you would feed, I would think if you could do feed porn and over the internet, like, or whatever, phone call sex and make like, say, let's say $250,000 a year. We're good and that's all it. And you're going to let her do that. You could combo you could phone sex, face time, foot thing, you know, and have a camera to shin down. Yeah, exactly. Based on the time. Yeah. I can do, I can't I can't do anything I can do. I can't do any pictures with the feet. I can't have my boobs in with the feet. So you want to take a video of me jerking his dick off with my feet? But that's the thing with feet. I think most people want to see just feet. They don't want to see nothing else, Buffy. Because feet are weird. You know what I mean? You know, I don't understand. Feet or not. I don't think so. It's good, but I don't care. That shit. Has anybody got a foot fetish that can reach out and let me know? Because I just need some tips. Because there's a there's a demographic for these size 11. I think. That and I don't have ugly feet. I have pretty feet. Did you ever see the King of the Hill episode where Peggy Hill got the job doing the foot porn? Foot fetish stuff? No. She had big feet. Yeah. 516 so? So becomes best friends with the drag queen. She doesn't know it's a drag queen. So, women's size six. I never got a, like, 5 or 7. She got some plastic 30. Basically, this guy was taking pictures of her feet and having her, like, stomp on eggs and like, yeah, do all sorts of just weird stuff. I remember the stomping on eggs and she's like, what are we doing? You know, in that Peggy Hills thing, like, that's a funny episode. But like my friends, I stomp on fucking random things with my feet. If people pay money to watch shit. I will do. I have no problem doing it. I also want to start a TikTok story time with Sarah, where I just tell true stories about my life, but are fucking shit you can't make up. I'd say give yourself a basic script and outline before doing anything. I don't know how to do it. I feel like everyone just enjoys certain stories, and everyone's favorite is the throwing up and farting in front of the strangers on the boat. That was a funny one. That is, that one's a funny one. That guy Casey that wanted me to throw up on a stick. Yeah, that is that is a true story. The time I almost the time I think I was like, I hooked up with a squatter, like, I don't know, the house that we were. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You hooked up with a squatter. He was a squatter. Like we're there. Wait a minute. Oh, there's so many questions here right now. Get murdered. Where? They're where? They're items inside the house that indicated that someone lived there. So he. So I met him in Akron, and he told me he lived down the street. And so, you know. So you walk down the street with. No sweaty Sarah is the best version of Sarah that's ever existed. But no, I we Uber. And then the next thing I knew, we were going over the fucking bridge into Fairfax County. And I'm like, wait a minute. And then I think we went to Lawton and I'm like, this ain't down the street. I don't know where the fuck I'm at. But I was hammered. Then he couldn't get the garage code open. And that's when I first started having suspicions, like, why don't you have a key like the fuck and everything else? And then he said it was his parents house, and then eventually after, like, I don't know, 30 minutes, we got in the house and he seemed to know his way around. We definitely played in a walk in, gun safe and looked at all the guns. He was a former skydive instructor and we talked about skydiving and then I think we fucked in his parents bed. I don't really. Remember. I don't really remember, but So that's not quite as squatter as. No. So the next morning I wake up and I'm like, oh my God, how the fuck am I? My phone's dead. I'm like, I can't believe I didn't get murdered last night. And I was like, oh, you were just playing bed and cuddle. And I'm like, nah, I want to go home. And so we go downstairs and I'm looking around and I'm like, man, how come there's no pictures of you here? Like. Were there any pictures? Yes. There were pictures. It was not him. Yeah. And so I'm. Like, I wasn't like young and him or older or whatever. Like he wasn't like wearing a football uniform. And there was like literally no pictures of him. There was pictures of other people. Yes. And so he so like, how come there's no picture? Plot thickens. I'm like, how come there's no pictures of you? And then eventually he did take me into a back room. And because there was this other guy in all the pictures with the parents, and he was like, oh, that's my brother, he's the good one. And then he took me back into a little room and there was like a one little tiny picture frame that he was in a picture. But I don't think he was squatting in a stranger's home. I think he was squatting in his parents home. He snuck into his folks. House like they were. On. Somebody or something. I think that's what it was. Fucking dad. I was like, I don't want you. I don't want your phone number. Like, we Uber back to the bar. And I got out and I never saw him again. That dude that night was hitting on me, and he was like, girl, you're a perfect ten. You're. You're fucking gorgeous. You're perfect. Your eyebrows are fucking perfect. I mean, you're fat as shit girl, but you're. A. Fucking ten. And I'm like, but I just. Clip from, you know, I like to drop the names. You do drop some names. Shout out to Cliff. Cliff, shout out to baby Art James. Fucking donkey Dick James James Reeves I hope you hear this one day, dude. It's the copy. The biggest penis on this side of the country. Oh, Yeah, his racks are. Cock star. All of the above. Modern day cops don't. Think. That big. I'm telling you, dude. I'm like, he's six foot six, but his dick went all the way down to here on his leg, and it was like on the inside because I didn't. Even actually that's it. And it was. It was like it was bigger around than my wrist. It was probably as big around as, like my forearm is actually. I see and that's like. I'm like, I'm like. Spain coming right out of the bottom of. Like, sex with, like, women. I don't know, you see my. Dick, they're called mayors fucking. You have sex with. Donkeys, you have sex with animals. It's huge. Fucking fuck. Yeah, that's the thing. You got to have a reasonable sized ticket when you can stick it to someone who's gonna let you stick in. I tell you, I was teeny weeny. I was at a bar. There was. This woman used to come in there, and she was talking about being young and going to some barn with some dude that pulled out some James dick, and she was like, I'm leaving. And he thought she was joking. And she was like, nope. He thought he thought I was joking to I'm that that motherfucker. Like, I am breaking it for you. That's not even going to be fine. What are we going to get to get the fucking head saying it was a permanent game of just the tip of a permanent game. Like you're not even having sex. It's just just the tip. You got to find the true caverns of vagina out there. Yeah, I. Remember I told you about the had no walls. That'd be perfect for that bitch. It wasn't. It was just like a wall. James needs no one. I feel bad for him. I'm like, I wonder how often he gets turned down for sex. If he was surprised. It ain't that often I like he doesn't. He gets a point. When I left him up the van in the parking lot to walk by us back in my house, I look. Like he might have just gone into porn. It's like fucking okay. I was just going into it. I'm gonna get paid to throw this thing. Oh, yeah. Like, if I can't have it willingly, I go here and pay somebody or get paid for somebody to take this motherfucker. So I just. I give it up. I'm gonna pay you to do it. Yeah, I can phone sex. How do we know when I get to the point where I could be making that much money? Don't I have to start low? I don't. Know, I would think so, but I think that's your primary hurdle here. Because I want to know how much to start selling the pictures of my feet for like $5 a picture. $3 a picture. I was funny you said it because last night I looked the shit up. Yeah, yeah. Y'all got. Y'all came here to set us up. Did you want to sit here? Yeah. You should sell pictures of your feet. I found a joint last night. It came across my feet. I was. Only feets. It's. What is it? Feet. Something. Feet. And you have to upload your license because I've already looked into it. And, yeah, you have to actually upload your license. And me and a coworker of mine, we're both, like, so freaked out by that part. But now I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. I've been telling my work that I'm going to sell pictures of my feet to perverts on the internet for like four years. So if someone tries to get me fired, could I sell my pictures? My feet? Pictures? I probably would like to be like a gay dude. I don't. Have it. Still kind of lame. I don't care who's out there. Just. That there's a demographic. My mother fucker shot concrete sparking asthma. Fucking feet on this bitch. Somebody. Shot. Yeah, if you were a woman, all I'm saying is I have skinny, long feet and I've got toes and someone's going to put your life on. I throw mike's Mike's feet on the camera. If I have. And I have great legs, too, I could do some things, but I'm like, what do you do? Do I just do I just stop at the mercy? You stop on the roast. Beef, Oscar. Mayer wieners, you fucking get eggs. And my friend pickles and who knows? Daughter. Her best friend paid for their vacation to Florida because it was videos of her boyfriend just throwing roast beef at her feet. Ask her, you know someone that's making money? I know this is like a friend of my cousin's daughter's friend. I. Your cousin's daughter's friend. And be like, how you pay for vacation off a roast beef hasn't only fans. I could probably talk to her saying, man, we set up a whole production studio and do this once a week. I have two people that have offered to take pictures for me. Well, like, the difference is I don't want them. One of them is, yo, I don't know. I want to get money off of that. We set up a camera to get these lights going. I want to throw a peanut butter on your feet or whatever. I've been trying to get my girlfriends to agree to let me have their dirty panties because I want to start. Sarah's used me and and I'm like, I'm just going to sell their dirty drawers to perverts on the internet, and I only want 15%. So, like, they get to keep 85% saying, if y'all make 115 K, I'm like, let's go. I'm just going to be the minimum coordinator. But I feel like if you get the peonies, like, people want to know what you look like and none of them want their faces shown. So I'm like, why can't we just can't we just like. I got them things they put on the internet there. I was doing a whole lot of real. I'd change the face of the AI to look almost like the same person, but it's definitely not the same person. All I know is Mike tells me that I need to work harder to make him be a stay at home husband, and I to my ideas. There's some encouragement for you. For. Not encouragement. Maybe you know you could do Food Finder. That's not how he said. Oh, he says that he wakes me up at 430 in old subway sandwich. We could throw at your feet if you want. No. He wakes me up at 430 in the morning and slaps my foot like this. And he goes, baby, baby, I'm so sick of this shit. You need to work harder, okay? You work harder, team Sarah. More money. That sounds like awful lot of encouragement to me on a daily basis. I think you can fuck right off me. I mean. It is it it. This occurred. It's by when he's most valuable that you got away. When you wake up and you let you know life's about to start. Always. Fucking idiot. You got to deal with his dumb ass motherfucker. I don't think I have ever. He's floating. You. Vulnerable. Have we ever used the word vulnerable in a conversation to each other? I don't think so. You just did. I'm just saying, time these guys got vulnerable was right here on the Mason, and this motherfucker left out. We don't fight. It's been. I think the last fight was the soul Spice fight broadly. And I think that might have been the one where I said I was gonna rip the TV off the wall. That was that one. Yeah, that was that one. And Mike said, well, we'll just get another TV. Yep. That's my TV anyway. I fucking throw it in the grass. I don't need a fucking TV. I was like, okay, that's cool. Got it for like 150. Yeah. Other than that, we get on each other's nerves. But first off it sounds delightful. I am, I am an absolute motherfucking delight. I'm a good worker. I have good morals, I don't get jealous. And then I encourage other women to purchase things for him. If he doesn't spend our money, I'm all about it. So if he could get a sugar momma but didn't have to fuck, you'd be cool with that. I wouldn't have it. If he did have to fuck you wouldn't be cool with that. Yeah. No, don't I don't don't put your dick. What if it was, like, Indecent Proposal? You get $1 million for one night, you're taking it. Yeah. Don't you? Got you, Mike, but now you got to do. Got a. Million, right? All you gotta do is don't tell me anything about your story. Yeah, we don't need to. Know the laws. Have money show up in the back. I was straight, yeah. I'm like, we could use $1 million. I just I'm it's weird because we're not. We're still poor. And I don't understand how that works, so. Yeah. Aren't we great again? We've had great. Great. Well, it's kind of been like this a long time through Democrats and Republicans. So, you know, I'm not doing the government. You ain't got it. Let me be in charge. It's getting worse because you heard what happened with this AR company, that they're buying up all these books and feed it to the AI, and ended their stories to the books to destroy them. So that's why you got to buy books. Did you talk about the book? Yeah. But at the. Same time, they burned books next year at one. Because they tried to sue. They tried to sit there like, no, you shouldn't be doing that. And they're like, they. Give away books. And they can do whatever they want to. So what they're doing is they said AI, they. Destroyed out of print books. And then, yeah, you read them and editing them where they. They're saying is they're saying that they, they are tired of AI getting your information basically off of social media, Senator. Feeding it fucking the books. And to me, that's a lot of things. There's a lot of things going on with that. So AI you're telling AI to stop fucking with the social media never is going to give you the books. So you're saying AI isn't getting smarter by fucking following social media? You know what I mean? You're it's just the open AI now. But the AI is been going on. It's just now allowing access. But now you're feeding the the books that that that has knowledge in it that you're feeding to this machine because it's not getting the knowledge. No, but they're going to get it off the people that are engaging actively with AI. Exactly that too. But what I'm saying is this it tells you, okay, AI, just say they're saying fuck social media. We're going to the source for getting the books. Read the books. Yeah, but I've read so many books, sometimes I forget about it. Sometimes I start reading a book that I think looks good and like 20 pages in. I'm like, wait a minute, I've read this book before. I fucking remember what happened. Read it again. Watch the same movie over a copy of The Book of Enoch. That's what it was. The Book of life. Yes, the alien base. I got books one, two and three. Enoch that was found with the Dead Sea Scrolls with an identical copy of, like, some other book from the Bible that's absolutely identical from then to now. The Ethiopian Orthodox Bible has the most like 67 or something. I think James got 28 or something like six. And I think King James is closer to 60. I should know that you should, because I think I could honestly name all the books of the Bible. Yeah, I think you could do that. I saw somebody no no no no no no, please don't know if I see somebody doing that online. And he was giving people 500 bucks, they could do it. And most people would be like, no. But the few people that said they could, they fucking, they banged it out, just like you were just doing it. I learned them its second, second grade. We learned that when we were seven and we knew all of them. Brainwashing, snap, brainwashing, brainwashing. It's not brainwashing. Well, I think that the Bible in all sorts of holy books are good for what they're for. But I don't trust all religions. I don't trust all religious people to claim their religious, you know, like I've never seen you like, like, take to the streets with a sword and try to kill people or anything like that. So, like, I have a fairly reasonable trust in you and your basic adherence to the Christian ideologies that you claim. I'm like, yeah, you don't seem like a murderer or whatever, and you're not, you know? Yeah, I seem like I have not hate on them for being prostitutes. No, I just didn't do that. Like Jesus wouldn't do that if Jesus was here. Like, what would Jesus do? What Jesus would do? I went to and I was hanging out with a prostitute and she was like, I don't like doing this anymore. And I was like, you wanna come back to Virginia with me? And she came. Would you look down on me? No. Would you be like, nice to her? Like you're nice to Lisa? I'm nice to everybody. I would like some. I went, what if she said pointers? What if she was like, I'm a prostitute? I used to be a prostitute. I'd be like, oh, my God, how much money do you. What if I have ever. Seen that? You going to be inquisitive? I'm going to be like, okay, how do you do it? Like, have you ever seen on like the Feet Pit? Never seen True Romance? Yes. What if I pulled that off? I would support that completely. I'm not judgmental. When I listen, I'm like, yeah, now we're going to hang out here. If I could get paid to fuck, I would probably do it. Maybe not now, but when I was young and spry, yeah, yeah, when I worked out a lot and I could be on top all the time. Yeah, I do that. I get on top now. I just fall over. So I don't think I would be good at it, but I would want to know things. But no, I wouldn't judge her. But you would want to investigate this, that, that side of life because I really want to start a cuddle house. But a cuddle house? Yeah. What's a cuddle house? I never heard of them. Okay. It is a real thing. But cuddle buddy, it's. Yeah. So I would just have people come in and, like, maybe they just want to be spoon. I just want to snuggle. And spoon. Yeah. They're just. Like tease. Me against me. I get a boner and then leave. I'm sorry. We're like tickling. Like we. We take away my feeling, like, tickle someone's back. Or some people just want, like, a book to be read to them. Or thing. You infantile the populace of adults. In a sense. I would have come in and have a book read to you. That's infantile. No. That's what they do. That's what some people. Want. On the floor, Indian style. And we're going to read the book. You might be like, no, you'd be reading like a novel. They might be snuggled up with you while you read the novel. But there are so many people that do not have anyone for physical touch. Yeah, I know, I'm one of them. Like I know, so do you consider yourself an insult? No, I'm a I'm a because I'm really upset to find out. Now that I know what insult means. Volunteer voluntarily. Okay. Yeah. I'm not actively pursuing relationships with people, so I don't feel like. So you been paid $50 for someone to come or for you to go to an establishment, and then to massage your back and your whole body for an hour. Right. I had to give them 50 bucks to jerk me off. Okay. That's fine. This is the problem with the cutoff. So the line between me, it's a fine of a line. Yes, they get shut down because I get in trouble for getting a boner. When your snuggle buddy that I paid money to snuggle with me. But it wouldn't be my. Would it be a sexual thing? She she spooning me if that's what she had. Like, lady, she's all but up against my doesn't supposed to get my dick hard. If you're it's hard. You don't try to push it on me. That's fine. That's what happens with when you go to feel that and you know. That. I consider it to be like and I it's. Going to. And it seems to be inappropriate. We're not like on the dance floor. We're 20ft or pain or something like that. It may not judge, but other than that Peter Pan buttered up in her back now I. 51, I don't like you and I don't like how you're shitting on my entrepreneurial ideas. Maybe I'm not knocking the hustle. I mean, listen, I would love for that. What if I weren't there because you would be the little spoon. Your boner. Oh, yeah. I worked there in a girl. Want someone to spoon her and she spoons up against me. And I'm the big spoon and she's a little spoon. I get a boner. Do I get fired? Possibly. Do I have to stop? Just put a body pillow right there. I gotta put. A. About about it, but. A dick block of 2000 block snapshot thing so that it is a key to the greatest treasure in the land. We just. That's what's. Come on this. That's what's come on today. How do you say his name? LS l was Carrie? Yeah. Love that movie. No, he was in Hot Shots. Yeah. He was. He was in Hot Shots. They played that last night. The plates of five happened last night. Shots and hot shots. Yeah. They did. BBC channel, I think. Yeah, yeah. Edited. Yeah. That's to me it's on the BBC. Fo sho. ICF is the only one that doesn't edit I and AMC. Yeah, they were bleeping out a lot of shit on on that. Last night. I'm like man. I think no audible. I'm like I'm very clearly saying fuck, I don't know what the hell y'all talking about. No audible. But, you know, I mean, it clearly. Just said for good. Fuck. Fuck is. Right. Yeah. Because we watched major, it was a major league. The second. One was on the other day on TV for the first. Second one was on last night after obsession came off. I don't. Know what into it. You were napping. I think I was eating a snack. When I got up. I was watching Planet Earth with mammals. Yes he did. I watch that no one. Was having my pretzels in an apple. I think. Because I've been watching fucking. The History Channel has this joint with what's my man from X-Files, David. The company. Got to say words. For Mike now. Hidden secrets of shit, man. Man, they had fucking all kinds of shit on there. I was into, I don't like, recorded three episodes of this motherfucker. I was like, damn. It's called hidden secrets. Hidden secrets or some shit. Like. Is it, like, not a scripted drama? It's like about something. He's the narrator. It's cryptic, but he's narrating it, right? Right. Yeah. So I was all into that shit as well. I was like, oh, fuck, you got another show? I won't watch this bitch. I feel bad for him. He looks old. I mean, he is. He is old. You get old. Yeah, I know alternatives. Worse. They say I don't know what just makes me feel old. But he looks old. Because we're getting old. I know I don't like it, like. Right, like I was. Somebody came in. Their name was Kathy Ireland, and I was like, they was Katherine Ireland. Is this Kathy Ireland? It can't be. And then I looked up. We looked up Kathy Ireland because not everybody had worked. Knew who she was because, you know, we're old people. All the people in their 20s don't know who did not know of them. No shit. Bro. No Sports Illustrated swimsuit models. Nobody knows who that is except guys from the 90s, teens in the 90s, anybody in 2000 and don't know a fucking thing. Usually two tens. Definitely don't know and don't know what the hell. When I saw this one while back about fucking detox. That's an urban myth for our generation, because these little monkeys ain't never. What's a detox? Getting rid of worms. You go to your juice fucking fast. I feel like you'd have to specify the. Type of you talking about detoxing for, like, a drug test. No, detox. That's that's. Not specific. That's the thing that never came out. Yeah, that's the urban myth. Yeah. I mean, like, it'll probably drop when he dies, but it'll be some kind of fucking scavenger hunt that only we would know. What that would be like. Special print songs that show up that never that it. Never releases. Prince was the fucking man. So he's going to be dropping. I thought everything in. His basement is specifically to never be all. Of us. I don't know about that. Yeah, he's got something set up. There's some set up, like, there's, like some unreleased shit that will never be heard. He's, like, more prolific than the Jew. Yeah. It's hard to be that way. Speaking of which, Big Kyle said that he needs a closed captioning to be on. When you're doing your raps and you don't know. Spotify does that. Spotify. Spotify does. Close. But I haven't. I haven't looked at Spotify when he's on, when his song is on. The videos have a closed captioning that it makes in the software that I used to make. That ain't gonna be right. It's not always right. I don't I don't go through and fucking check it. I don't watch the videos. I normally listen in my car back and forth to work, but the fuck are the wrong way. I've been fucking not. Not like shrimp. Like the wrong way. Fuck around. Don't repeat the fucking. Mama talks about the crashes truck and the cars and the shit that one of. You know. He got some. There's there's about I think there's about ten albums out on Bandcamp. If you want to go, I need to change the one. Got that sexy ass. Still when I'm on the tractor. I guess you when I read the pictures and I stopped making the effort, I had to put all the pictures up or whatever that thing is. Luscious did some great album covers. On the right track. Yeah. He's got the grand. I gotta get that. He's out there with no shirt on the money I hold up broke down. I gotta get that. Nope. I was looking at the old thumbnails that I made back when I was making the thumbnails for everything, and there was one, and it was like, I can't remember the wording that was at the bottom, but it was something about the Jew and Scalzo, you know, and and there was I had I had taken pictures. Oh, God. Scarlett Johansson. Answers that were they were clearly paparazzi pictures from far away on the beach. And I shrunk down and stuck in all the dude she was sitting with. And been thinking of. You can see if you really want to the top. Yeah, that's a fucking Jewish. It's a Jew, man. That's why I don't do that anymore, because I spent so much time on it. I can't keep doing this. Yeah, there's some classic. Oh, God, angel, we're at the side shot of the two of you on the couch, and I turned it back around into a whole ocean. Oh, look. Yeah, I remember that one. That's one of the sharks behind you guys. Smiling like fucking. That's what he was like. Like a fucking shark for Nemo. Cause he was just a great big fucking great. Like he said he was going to catch a shark. He was going to punch it in his mouth, fist it, and pull it up out the water. Yeah. Now he'll go through the mouth. You. Gotta go through the gills. You said. He was going to. Grab it. You got hit it on the on the way. You got to rub it down to. Now I just gotta give a little message. Like you good people. You know what I mean? I don't know about in the water doing. That gets a. He did on land when he already knew he in your territory. Yeah. They put that motherfucker's pinky. That was his own fault. He was up on the shit. That thing was moving around. You don't ever let something that way. You don't let something that big fucking just do whatever it wants. And it was just. Yeah, it was just spinning, reached down and grabs in its mouth. And it's like his fingers. You got it. You got it. Like Johnny lost the baby. You got to know where to grab him, man. You got one shot at it. And if you missed, you better get back. You better fucking wrap it up or fucking get back and try again because you lost something or you did it. Yeah, I told. Him I need to see you do this. And that. You just. I would like to say I would like to fucking snake hunt, man. I don't know if I'd be, though, man. He wants to. That motherfucking broken man. Burmese pythons. Burmese pythons. Man. Listen, I can do that with you. Because snakes. I can do that. Well, no, you got to go to alligator infested waters and. Yeah. You ever see that dude on? I follow him, the duty calls. Him swamp puppies. Yeah. And he'll be, like, standing in the water and they'll turn to fucking. He'll show his barefoot feet a foot deep in water, and it comes up and turns and he turns on a light, and there's like 20 alligator eyeball eyeballs out in the water. So he's like, this is a rainbow. I know you're talking about it. I know. We'd be doing this shit on he's on land. Part of the time. We just stick with land, we can do the land part. We just always. And he points out other snakes and. He's a really interesting. It was like when we were in Rico and the guy was like, hey, you want to see something cool? Turn your phone to the jungle and cut the light on. You see all kinds of eyes looking at you. Why the fuck do I want to do that? You want to? These white. People. Here it was. No no no no no. We are in the jungle. We are in the fucking rain. Even if it's 19 frogs and. I don't even. Know, I don't. Know, I like. I don't. Know about the eyes. There's others. Let me. Ask you. The jungle. Did you feel like you were being watched the rest of the time you were there? I knew I. Was being. Watched. The jungle at night. We wouldn't be too much at night. But that's when you got to go. Well lit. It was well. It was well lit. What was that? You're looking for? Those Burmese pythons. You got to find a 20 footer. But I'm not. I don't need to like to see all them eyes out there. I won't see me, bro. Do you want to see my mama spider with all her baby balls on her back? What the fuck? What? Mama spider? Where is that? On the porch. At the house. Damn it. It's fine. Man, he needs spiders. Yeah, I ain't worried about that. Part I had drinking a big name. Andy, who used to come drink with me every night. I had a slug named Marty who brought his whole family to come meet me. I forget. We got these big ass motherfucking skinks. Skinks, man. I got them. Huge skinks. He's a big lizards at this point. You have. They live right under the front. Probably have like, nine different. Fucking huge. Turtles all over the place. I would eat the goddamn spider crickets because I swear spider crickets state teleporters because they pop up. I don't know where they. With. On a sudden they're right there and then bullets. Right there. Do not have a problem with spiders in our house at all. I need teleporters. And. We we did just get. We got a mouse for the first time. For years that was in the trap. But the spider crickets. The. Spider. I just in it is like. It's like, you see, at least for a day. Do they make noise? No, no. No, the chicken hoppers. They just jump around. There blind. They can't see. So they. Just I think they're teleporters. Those things that just sort of float around on the wall. I don't know. What they look like. A big. They look long ass legs like a small ass. Cricket has got long, long like a spider. The legs are taller than the hand. Yeah. If you Google spider cricket, you'll see I stepped on one the other day. Gross me out. So. Fuck no, no, I found it in the kitchen. I got Mike, stepped on one one time and eat twinkle toed and tried to punch the floor. Put it on a fishing hook. Right. You know I'm. Not touching you could see. There you go. I'll touch a lot of the weird things outside, but I'm not. No, I. Don't like that. But I'm gonna eat it. It's this motherfucking instinct, that fish knowing that bitch Susie hit the water. I want something to eat. It ain't smart enough to not eat that cricket or turn to survive in the wild, bro. Yeah, yeah. Our big skinks eat like the beetle when I knock the shit out of a beetle. Fucking brown fuckers that I hate so much. The skinks will come the next day and eat them all up. The turtles come ask for tomatoes. But I guess we got a lot of water. We got? Yeah, we damn near. Near. Where are you at? No, we're not near a creek. But it does decent. And like, there's a section against the garage. And they just lived there. They winter there and they don't go far from their winter spot. It's really what it is. There's just a bunch of box turtles. We definitely don't. We have a box. We have a groundhog. We've got a herd of deer. We have a buck. Yeah. Well, we got hurt. Herds of deer. But this is the first book I've seen a black bear. Since our neighbor got, like, a round here. Yeah, yeah, this is a little dense here to see the black bear, but I wouldn't be surprised if it comes through on occasion. But our neighbor has a Cane Corso mix, and since he got the dog, we don't get nearly as many deer as we used to get. Yeah, because you can. Look out in the back yard and the whole yard. We fucking full of. 15 to 20 of them on. The dog around run stuff off. I think it's one most of. All the fox. The fox the other day was not because I had thrown some fucking food out back and I happened to look out back. The fox was sitting on the hill just chilling, eating. He usually comes from the back and then goes across the street into the Pearson's yard, and then comes back and circles that way. Ladies and gentlemen. With that said. Oh. Yeah, we're gonna have to bring this episode of foolishness to a close. Thank you for listening. Yep, yep. A great weekend. Absolutely. Check out old episodes. If you are not. Lisa. Please reach out. 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