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Is this thing on?

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Read the last part of the track.

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Ready, Pimp?

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No helmet.

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Yeah, good times. Good time.

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What are you saying here? It's wrong, great, buddy.

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Yeah, it's Scott.

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I don't remember what I talked about them, fuck them.

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No, once I get it out, I just let it go, Scott.

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You know what?

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Fuck the internet, the internet is starting to gas, like...

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Hey, Scott, Scott, my bad.

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All right, so we're doing a trail?

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Grid City podcast.

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Grid City podcast!

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Welcome to the Grid City podcast.

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That's Scott, and I'm broken, and I'm here today to tell you about your Lord, Scott.

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No, that's creepy. I don't like that at all.

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We need to redo that weird shit.

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[Laughter]

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Nope. That's how it's going out.

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I don't like that. Jeff, start again, please.

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Three, two, welcome to the Grid City podcast.

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I'm Scott, and I'm broken.

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I'm Jeff.

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Today, you heard it right here.

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You heard him.

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Brogan checks in from where you at, Brogan.

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From the dirty south down here in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

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What's going on right now in Baton Rouge, Louisiana?

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Well, what did I do today?

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Got out of bed.

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And I went and had brunch at a little place down the street that makes better food

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than anywhere else in Washington, for sure.

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Wait, hold on.

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Had a couple of drinks.

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And down I'm here.

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I mean, that's kind of what's going on on Sunday.

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In general, now apparently there's a hurricane, hurricane Aaron.

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Everybody's really concerned about.

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It's only got 40% of chance of being a hurricane, according to the Baton Rouge

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Weather Tracker app, which I don't trust.

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It sounds like freaking magic.

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I knew they don't weather people.

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They don't know.

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Yeah, they don't know.

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Or like to see you see.

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They have no idea what he was scientists.

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Dude, I know what the weather was.

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I know the time.

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Yeah, they're like to go to the top.

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Oh, shadow.

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Oh, the time I went to dinner with a weatherman.

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And the weatherman told me they make that shit up.

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Dude, so I went to some dinner party with an ex.

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And there was a weatherman Morgan, whatever his name is from

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Komo, Cairo, one of the news stations.

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Yeah, one of the most.

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And he was telling me, he's like, you know what the difference is between partly sunny

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He goes, what?

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He goes, it's the time of the year.

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And the winter is partly cloudy.

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And the summer is partly sunny because, you know, we don't want people to be sad.

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He said that shit to me.

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I'm like, oh, he's thinking of it.

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I believe it's educated guessing.

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I mean, like you can't predict the weather is a real thing.

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It's just fun to have a job.

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You can always be wrong.

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And nobody gets mad at you.

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Oh, people can mad at the weather.

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You've never been around truck drivers, dude.

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Yeah, we're old people.

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You gotta be around more old people.

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I'm like, hey, I will come over.

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Oh, that's a lot of fun.

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You're fucking throw.

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You said no more.

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I can snow today.

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No wind.

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How come my two pay is in my pool?

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I want to google something.

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How many times do you think in American history, somebody has sued the weather band for being wrong?

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Just pick a hundred.

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Four hundred.

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I want to say seven.

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I go seven with everything.

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Seven is a good number.

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It's like magic.

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Has the weather man been sued?

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Jessica I.

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So I mean, it's not not one.

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Notable case, 1996, when a woman from Israel sued the local news for its weather forecast,

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a weathercaster named Danny Rup for a thousand dollars.

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He predicted the sunny day, which led to her suffering health issues and financial losses.

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The cases, uh, this highlights the cases for potential.

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Uh oh.

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Weather forecast or something accountable for their lawsuits.

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There's gotta be a better story than that, but there's just some bitch out there that's like the fucking son's out.

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I need to fuck that guy.

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I need a thousand bucks.

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Like 1996.

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There's gotta be something more recent than that, dude.

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I'm sure happens quite a bit.

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It just doesn't probably doesn't make it very far, right?

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Well, it is scary because that's another profession where you know, wackos go out and come after you all the time, you know, for reporting the news because you were talking to them in their head.

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You know, you gave them the secret signal.

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It's not bringing that up, Jeff.

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Dude, just saying so.

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I'm going down a rabbit hole right now.

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You know what I mean?

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Well, their men have been accused of like bad sexual things.

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Oh, wow.

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Like sexual extortion.

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Yeah, they're like, hey, baby, you want me to, you want me to make you wet?

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Oh, no, this guy, this guy got sued for predicting more rain.

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Like he predicted rain and this lady was late for some giant median lost her presumed opportunity for something and soon.

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Yeah, right?

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You should have been on time.

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Yeah, he should have left early.

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It said it was going to rain.

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What the fuck?

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So a bunch of my creeps, too, huh?

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Well, I, a meteorologist busted on sexual extortion charges.

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What?

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Oh, that, uh, there was a woman that won a thousand dollar loss.

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I think it's a weatherman.

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You know, she didn't win.

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They just settled.

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They're like, we're not doing this.

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Oh, this is a farmer 29.

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Your weatherman should be handsome.

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This guy, if this is my weatherman, I want to post a picture.

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Uh-oh.

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I don't want to see guys.

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It's not of the weatherman's penis is it?

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No, sir.

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I would not do that to you.

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Uh, I don't, no, I don't agree to this at all.

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If, if, if my weatherman looks like that, I'm not trusting the thing he says.

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Um, I have to go find it.

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It is.

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The grid city podcast chat.

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It's like Elon Musk's creepy little brother.

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That's what, yeah.

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That is what Elon Musk would look like without the, uh, the, the hairplants.

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And it's like, it's like a little mall off in a creepy like white snake jaw.

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Yeah, he could swallow a whole armadillo.

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No problem.

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An armadillo.

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Dude, you know what I mean?

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Armadillo.

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Armadillo's frogs and turtles.

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I see walking across the street down here.

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It's wild.

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Uh, can you catch an armadillo, dude?

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I could, but I'm not gonna.

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Like is it legal?

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Do you know?

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No, the poison in me.

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I have a, I have a good question.

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Do you need a hunting license or a fishing license to gig frogs?

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You are correct, but they're making a movement in Louisiana to actually make it a hunting license.

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About time.

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And also, um, on the menu, when you get frogs, you know, you can pull.

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It's wild.

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You can't, like, poo in them.

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And also is a frog.

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Fish, chicken, pork.

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Where do you put it on the menu?

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Do you put it on your seafood?

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Do you put it under, I mean, I guess I put it under, right?

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I put it under, that's what.

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Oh, I put it right under delicious.

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I actually had a frog leg before it was okay.

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It didn't kill me.

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Yeah, they're not.

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Hey, I like fried frog legs.

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I've had them a couple of times since I've been out.

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We're all into frog legs.

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That's awesome.

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All of your frog legs broke in, but just not a little.

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They're tasty.

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You just, you really want them real crispy.

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You don't want slimy, like, like, that's an omteleon.

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Yeah, you don't want no raw.

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It's like somebody had a okra and chicken wings mashed together.

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It's not good.

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You got to fry these shit out of them.

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I have a general rule about slimy.

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Fried, fried hard, man.

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The state of Louisiana also really loves the pickle.

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Like, every time I see something pickle related, I think it's Scott.

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I think I've texted him a couple of times.

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Like, there are so many things that are pickled down here.

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Like, pickled pork, pickled everything.

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You name it.

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They've pickled a lot of it down here.

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Pickled shrimp.

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I had pickled shrimp the other day.

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Delicious.

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Who knew?

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Is that like vinegar?

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It was like, pickle, but--

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They got to do is just leave them out for a day.

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I like that.

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I had pickled meloni.

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I went to Kentucky a couple of weeks ago and had pickled baloney.

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It was weird and delicious.

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Kind of.

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Is that in chunks and in a jar?

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No, it was like slice.

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Somebody took a--

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So it was like somebody took a whole thing Oscar-Mire baloney,

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because this is not homemade baloney.

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And they chopped it right down the middle.

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And they put it in an old peanut jar.

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And they poured pickling spice and vinegar in there and let that bitch soak for a year.

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And then they were feeding it to their relatives.

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It was fucking hard.

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It was pretty good.

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I love that.

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I love this.

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I rolled off the counter underneath the couch right here.

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Is that a sea note I hear?

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I can't remember.

270
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No, that's me, but sea note is here.

271
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Oh.

272
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Does he hear me?

273
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Oh, hi, guys.

274
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There you go.

275
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Hey, baby.

276
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I didn't know I was talkable.

277
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You are talkable.

278
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I saw you talkable.

279
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That's what made me talk to you, man.

280
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I think we told you last time you're talkable anytime you want to be, man.

281
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Oh, that's good.

282
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I just--

283
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Yeah.

284
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What's up, boys?

285
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I just think of you, buddy.

286
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I'm hoping that I would think of you too.

287
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Yeah, I'm good.

288
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Staying fit, healthy and happy.

289
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Kind of.

290
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You drop in that fight that fed white man dick on your lady friend?

291
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Of course.

292
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Good, man.

293
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Good, man.

294
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Sorry, fuck, man.

295
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I missed the shit out of everybody, man.

296
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Louisiana.

297
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I'm sorry.

298
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I'm sorry.

299
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I missed the shit out of everybody, man.

300
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Who is the end of the fight?

301
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I'm sorry.

302
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I missed the shit out of everybody, man.

303
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Louisiana is OK, but I'm home sick.

304
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Shit.

305
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Are you, uh, uh, uh-uh?

306
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I'm like, "Fuck, how do I get--?"

307
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Yeah, I know.

308
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I'm going to come up for con for sure, but I don't know when.

309
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Which con?

310
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Uh, not Norweccon.

311
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Oh.

312
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Crypticon?

313
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Yeah, Crypticon for sure.

314
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Norweccon, I think, probably is still--

315
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But, old booty.

316
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I think they're all a little--

317
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They might-- I might have aged out of them.

318
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I was talking about that with a buddy the other day.

319
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About what you found out about it.

320
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Yeah, but that's the story everybody says.

321
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Like, every year we go, we're like, "Why are we doing this?"

322
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Like, you know what I mean?

323
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Episodes of this podcast are all of us sitting around in a fucking hotel room at a con,

324
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going, "Why are we still doing this?"

325
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21 out of them.

326
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I do go to--

327
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Yeah.

328
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I'm just kidding, I don't know if I'm supposed to have that.

329
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Yeah.

330
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It is more than whether men have done bad things.

331
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Oh, I don't know about that.

332
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They're creepy weirdos.

333
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Yeah, I don't trust the weather, man.

334
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Like, who gets gets up in the morning and goes, "You know what I'm going to do?

335
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I want to be a meteorologist."

336
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It's like all the guys that wanted to be astronomers, but they couldn't quite get the grades.

337
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I would have went with meteorologists.

338
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A meteor in the name of your job sounds cool.

339
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I mean, maybe if you do it in Mexico where all the chicks are really, really hot on the news,

340
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you're like, "Well, I could be the comic relief."

341
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I feel like it's a job you pick before you realize what it is.

342
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You're like, "Oh, meteorologists sounds fucking dope."

343
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You're going to do some shit with meteors?

344
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What you got to do is say, "Go to rain!"

345
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Right?

346
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And then you get in and they're like, "Oh no, you're the weather guy."

347
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And you're like, "Fuck."

348
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I've already got student loans.

349
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Son of a bitch.

350
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That's true.

351
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I mean, meteorologists probably make good money.

352
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I wonder if we can figure out what...

353
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So in Washington, there was a very famous meteorologist named Steve Poole.

354
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I wonder what his network is.

355
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000
Let's see.

356
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000
Oh.

357
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Uh-oh.

358
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Now...

359
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000
So, why he's looking that up?

360
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I could tell you back in the day in a Grandview Washington, we still watch K-I-M-A,

361
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how to Yakima, Washington.

362
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And the weatherman there would always give it...

363
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would give the tours of the radio station to the school.

364
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So, during the...

365
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the thing, he might give you a shout out, give you a school shout out.

366
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So, back when I was in middle school, I was taking the journalism class.

367
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And that was one of the field trips was up there.

368
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And so, he showed us around the K-I-M-A studios and stuff like that.

369
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And some of them about not giving this a shout out because of rules or some weird shit like that.

370
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But we told them...

371
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Oh, put him.

372
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Yeah.

373
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But anyway, it was cool, but we got...

374
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we got showed around by a weatherman.

375
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I don't think anybody was in a properly bad...

376
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Oh, shit.

377
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I just found out Steve Poole's dead.

378
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Yeah.

379
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[Laughter]

380
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He was drinking Jack and smoking and...

381
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He died of prostate cancer.

382
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Oh!

383
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The old ass cancer got him.

384
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Prostitute cancer.

385
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I didn't know.

386
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I don't know if anybody didn't mean to laugh.

387
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It was just...

388
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You can't damn throw it.

389
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I know.

390
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Yeah.

391
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He's dead.

392
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000
[Laughter]

393
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Is it rainy now?

394
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000
I'm sure he was a nice guy.

395
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Apparently he had a gorgeous mustache from...

396
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:40,000
He did have a... well, both... so there was Steve Poole and what was the white dude's name?

397
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They both had epic mustachees.

398
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000
And for a while, that was a whole thing on the news...

399
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with Steve Poole and the other guy.

400
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God, what was his...

401
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Steve mustache ride?

402
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They had a mustache off.

403
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
Like...

404
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Oh, shit.

405
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:59,000
They're not telling me how much money this man made.

406
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000
Apparently it's private.

407
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
Billion.

408
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Yeah, Billion.

409
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
No.

410
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
It's probably in the...

411
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
They really early millions.

412
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000
I mean, I can't imagine me or the man pays a ton.

413
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No, I don't think...

414
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000
I don't think any real journalism...

415
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Unless you're like a...

416
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Steve Rabel, boys.

417
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
Steve Rabel.

418
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Steve Rabel.

419
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That was his fucking name.

420
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
They had a mustache off.

421
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,000
Like Steve Rabel and Steve Poole...

422
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
And they're fucking moustaches, dude.

423
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000
It was a whole thing in the 90s.

424
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
I feel like a...

425
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000
I see, you know, just popped in from...

426
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Where was he last time, Jeff?

427
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Home Depot.

428
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000
Home Depot.

429
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000
So...

430
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They figured it's...

431
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:44,000
It's anywhere between $41,000 a year and $114,000 a year.

432
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Yeah, see that.

433
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000
So either you're living in poverty...

434
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000
Or...

435
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
You spend on money?

436
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Yeah, you get scattle.

437
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000
You spend on your money on suits?

438
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Well, the 41 is probably in...

439
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Area where...

440
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
According to the Go...

441
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
It's a zipper-curdier.

442
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:09,000
The highest paid meteorologist is in San Francisco, California at $122,000 a year.

443
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
So...

444
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
So this is a job you got to love, really, right?

445
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Yeah.

446
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:20,000
But also some of the bigger stations like WGN and Chicago pay a million dollars a year for Tom's killing.

447
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000
So I guess once you have a name, it becomes something different.

448
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
I don't know.

449
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
So maybe there's like little nerds that sit in the back.

450
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Like, can you imagine being the fluffer for Steve Poole?

451
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Like, you're just sitting in the back, hanging out, you gotta do all the work.

452
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000
And then you're just like, here you go, Steve Poole, you make a million dollars a year.

453
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,000
I'm gonna sit here at $41,000 a year telling you what to do.

454
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Oh, man.

455
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000
That's a rough piece right there.

456
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Sorry.

457
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
I haven't talked to anybody in a while.

458
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
No, it's alright, man.

459
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000
[Laughter]

460
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
What?

461
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,000
So, hey, I've been re-listened to the podcast.

462
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Uh-oh.

463
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,000
And, uh, yeah, I was just thinking about you two, Robo Brogans.

464
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Listened all those fun times.

465
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000
It was great.

466
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Yeah, we had a good time.

467
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
We could have them again.

468
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000
You've been listening to the classics?

469
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:21,000
I've been listening to the classics and mixed in with, you know, replaying the old, you know, just the quote-unquote new version.

470
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Yeah.

471
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
I get--no, I get you.

472
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:27,000
I'm gonna--I think we're gonna arc-have all that shit to start all over.

473
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
[Laughter]

474
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Hey, I've been telling people in Louisiana that I had the longest running podcast in Washington state.

475
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
So, don't go messing that up for me.

476
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
I mean, I gotta be a little bit more barbed.

477
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
I mean, I--

478
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
What's it called?

479
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:48,000
It's called the Grit-chitty, the great, great, Grit-chitty, monotash-tash cast.

480
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Yeah, that's about it.

481
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
That's about it.

482
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Wow, the longest run.

483
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
I love that.

484
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Oh, that one's two, two, one, one.

485
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
No, but I--it's just one of those things.

486
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:02,000
So, it's like--so, I have all these--I still have a bunch of stickers, or I actually am looking at them.

487
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,000
I have a bunch at the old, like, the stickers.

488
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:10,000
I'll--every now and again, put them in my work car, and I'll just slap them on the signs, more weird and Louisiana.

489
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Oh, that's awesome.

490
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
You should take pictures of them.

491
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Those--that shit are--they're collector's items.

492
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
No, we don't have any right now, at all.

493
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Huh? I've got, like, nine sheets I'm looking at.

494
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
What?

495
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000
And, like, the bite, bite, bite, and all that.

496
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Oh?

497
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000
I don't have any of the old--the old--the old regular ones?

498
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Aw, fuck.

499
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Those things are sexy.

500
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Oh, now a TV weatherman can make as much as 200--the internet lies to people.

501
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:50,000
$347,160. That's very specific.

502
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Right.

503
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:57,000
So, yeah, they don't want you to know how much they really make, so they got one that you put up for the poll.

504
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Hey, liars.

505
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Yeah.

506
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Hey, Jim, it's gonna rain.

507
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
No, it's not. You can tell it's gonna--

508
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Oh!

509
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:09,000
So, you know how they say it rains the most in Washington?

510
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
Yeah.

511
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:16,000
But, being down here, it's a different rain, like--

512
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
And I kinda--

513
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
So, it's about dry heat right now.

514
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Are we gonna need an old man weather talk? Is that the value we're gonna have?

515
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
And right now?

516
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
I mean, we did an old--

517
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,000
We were doing, like, old man podcast talk at the beginning.

518
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000
I mean, all right, well, what a young man want to talk about?

519
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
No, I'm just teasing you.

520
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
You wanna talk about the--

521
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Yeah, so, Japan is now opened up their immigration to single men to come in and pregnant their women.

522
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
We could do that.

523
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Yeah.

524
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
I'm not single, but--

525
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Those nerds ain't gonna be nothing but nerds.

526
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:58,000
They have so many in cells that they're worried about population collapse.

527
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Yeah.

528
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
I think everybody is right now, aren't they?

529
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Yeah, but Japan's, like, come over and impregnate our women.

530
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Well, there's just all this, there'd be an honest about it.

531
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
I've seen that anime.

532
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:16,000
I know, but I'm surprised that there's even plane tickets left.

533
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
I mean, they know the--

534
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:25,000
I don't know what all these parents are gonna do with all their rooms empty now, you know, because they're--

535
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Airbnb, um, to the dudes who are coming over here dating.

536
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000
I heard there's a bunch of empty buildings in China.

537
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,000
They could somehow just lease out those and go from Japan to China.

538
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
We'll have a whole world.

539
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
No, that doesn't work, Scott.

540
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
They tried that one time before.

541
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
It was a big--

542
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
It was a big thing, Scott.

543
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Oh, my bad.

544
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Yeah.

545
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
No, they actually kidnap people.

546
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Yeah, they just crossed the border and kidnap a Japanese wife for some diggin' Terry.

547
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
He's like, "Oh, it's his birthday.

548
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
All right, let's go get him somebody."

549
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
And they were literally--

550
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Yeah, and then Larry, like, they'd never denied it either.

551
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
They'd just say, "Yeah, we got to--

552
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
You guys give shitty gifts if some dudes get that--

553
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
You guys are bad friends.

554
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:14,000
I mean, you didn't get me a stolen Chinese lady.

555
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Right?

556
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Oh, it's getting--

557
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Not this time, bro.

558
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000
It's not probably gonna happen, I don't think.

559
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:24,000
And they're like, finally, after 50 years, she finally sneaks off, you know?

560
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
And it's kind of like, wow.

561
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Do you ever see that American who defected to North Korea?

562
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Yes.

563
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
That's how he treats me.

564
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Same thing scares me at the same time.

565
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Me too, dude.

566
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
I got a weird thing about North Korea.

567
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
You saw how he's got-- he's had two wives.

568
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,000
And that's how he's had both, like, basically.

569
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,000
They've been kidnapped from other countries.

570
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Yeah, they kidnapped him from--

571
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Yeah, I think they kidnapped him from--

572
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
I don't know any of them.

573
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Oh, I'm the more--

574
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
Oh, fuck, dude.

575
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
You go, Jeff, you go.

576
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:03,000
I'm gonna have to look him up because I have to put him out on my head because I'm just trying to think about this guy.

577
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000
All right, well, you look him up and find his name and then I'll make a--

578
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
I'm thinking about the--

579
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:13,000
When you guys brought out the first thing that jumped in my head was a guy that joined ISIS and became the fuck pig.

580
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
And a little tent.

581
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Like, this guy figured out-- he figured out something different.

582
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Hey, fool me once.

583
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,000
So this guy, he defected in North Korea, right?

584
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000
And he ended up-- they used him in all their films.

585
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
He's like the bad American--

586
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Yeah, he's the bad American.

587
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Yeah, he's like the moon on his toes.

588
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
There's like four of them or so.

589
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Well, yeah, he's had two or three kids now, and, you know, a generation, a couple generations of them.

590
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:50,000
And yeah, his first wife, he was in a restaurant in his first wife, just another, you know, a European happened to be there.

591
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000
And he started talking to her and, huh, imagine that.

592
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000
And he got married and it's something happened.

593
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
I don't know what happened.

594
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
I don't remember.

595
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
And then his second wife--

596
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
James Joseph Disnuck.

597
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
I think his name is James Joseph Disnuck.

598
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
His second wife--

599
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Putting in the Google box.

600
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Yeah, yeah, dude.

601
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Check it out.

602
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
It's super interesting, that guy's story.

603
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
Watch-- there's YouTube videos about him.

604
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
I think there's-- you said there was a documentary, Jeff.

605
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000
Yeah, that's that's where I saw it.

606
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Mine was a documentary, too.

607
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
It was just--

608
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
I think it was like--

609
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
It was on Netflix.

610
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Let's see.

611
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Documentary film titled Crossing the Line.

612
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Focuses on James Joseph, Dresnuck, and American soldier who defected in North Korea in 1960s.

613
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:46,000
The film provides an unper president and look into Disnuck's life in North Korea,

614
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:52,000
showcasing his daily routines and interactions with the shed.

615
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Oh, shit.

616
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Look at this crazy shit.

617
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Yeah, it's crazy, right?

618
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000
I'm going to watch that.

619
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Don't you do that?

620
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Well, hold on.

621
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Let's talk about this for a minute.

622
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Would you guys do that?

623
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,000
If you had the chance to go like, just--

624
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,000
like, if any other country in the world, they were like,

625
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000
hey, you can come to live here and you can live like a king.

626
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,000
Bring your family, whatever, and you will be treated like whatever.

627
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,000
But you know, like, what kind of country we are, like North Korea, whatever.

628
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Right.

629
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
You know what I'm saying?

630
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
You know what I'm saying?

631
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Bad about your own country.

632
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Yep.

633
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
All the bad things.

634
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Are you down?

635
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Yes, no.

636
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Anybody want to step up?

637
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Oh, no negative.

638
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
It would depend.

639
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Oh, yeah.

640
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000
So--

641
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Exactly how polatial is this life.

642
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
I got to leave it at the one-acglatial.

643
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
How polatial is this life?

644
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
We'll see.

645
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
I don't know.

646
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
What's--

647
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
I would say night level.

648
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Like, be-be-level celebrity?

649
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Yeah, what you can't be--

650
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Yeah, you can't be as big as the emperor, right?

651
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Or whoever.

652
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
I'm a fuck I say emperor.

653
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Yeah, you're not a disso, man.

654
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
So what does my day look like?

655
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:01,000
So I wake up and I'm big, whitey in the land of the oppressed.

656
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Yeah, you guys have been super market-oriented.

657
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
I got to go in the--

658
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Am I going to the store?

659
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Like, what is my--

660
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,000
What is my thing to be there other than a nice house?

661
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000
And a woman that secretly fucking aids me.

662
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:19,000
What your entire job is to just make propaganda about--

663
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Oh, be big, bad, whitey.

664
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Is that my job?

665
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Yeah, bad, whitey.

666
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Like, I'm just going to get my ass kicked on screen every now and again

667
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
by a little Asian guy that hates his job.

668
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Right.

669
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Kind of basically.

670
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,000
And then just make basically billions of dollars.

671
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Be like one of the richest people in the country.

672
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Oh, but--

673
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
But--

674
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
I don't know.

675
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Yeah, but--

676
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Oh, go get--

677
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
What do you think?

678
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
I don't know.

679
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
So that's a little bit different.

680
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:49,000
That's a little bit different because their idea of being top 10 is you get an extra bowl of rice.

681
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000
You know, you're--

682
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
No, no, hold on, you got to have it.

683
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
But, yeah, you know what I mean?

684
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000
So seriously, yeah, you don't have to eat the grass.

685
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000
You know, you actually get rice and nobody else gets the rice.

686
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
So what's the quality of the plume tang?

687
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000
They had to go kidnapper, so yeah, I'm pretty sure we had--

688
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
No, you're not.

689
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
I mean, none of it's--

690
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
None of it wants to be there, bro.

691
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Yeah, I'm looking at this.

692
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
No, nobody's--

693
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
No, nobody's--

694
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Yeah, see, I got to pass on that because my relationship with human beings is more important to me than money.

695
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000
She probably wants those human beings hate me.

696
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Yeah, like--

697
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000
She wants to stab you every waking moment of her time.

698
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,000
This shows a fresh, doc dude is fucking heinous.

699
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:41,000
He looks-- the older he gets, the more he looks like a creepy old Korean dude.

700
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Yeah, I'm looking at these pictures on Google.

701
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:49,000
And he's got like the whole, like, grody slip back here.

702
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Yeah, weird.

703
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
I mean, I guess somebody's got to do the job.

704
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
If I just will be this asshole.

705
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Right.

706
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000
But, yeah, that's the way the world is, right?

707
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Yeah, but I have met people who were like--

708
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,000
who were in the military and they're over in like station, Japan, and they had to--

709
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,000
they got jobs doing just American roles on like commercials and things like that.

710
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
So everything--

711
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Yeah, I have no problem with any--

712
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
They had us.

713
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Yeah, it was like every time they needed a cowboy, you know, they'd call this guy.

714
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Yeah, they got-- they got a white guy in their pocket.

715
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Yeah, yeah, right.

716
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000
And they--

717
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Would you be the bad guy in a police like that?

718
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Sorry to interrupt you Jeff, but would you be the bad guy?

719
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Yeah, I wouldn't say South Korea.

720
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
Everything's hunky-dory, you know, they're--

721
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Right.

722
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Oh, I wouldn't have any problems.

723
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Eric Hudson blowjobs, baby.

724
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
I love--

725
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
Yeah, you just need a black guy all day long.

726
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Yeah, just--

727
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Yeah.

728
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Yeah.

729
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,000
If I could live in South Korea, then I just got to walk across the demilitarized zone.

730
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
It just be the bad American.

731
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Yeah, but--

732
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Like every time you're on film, you have like--

733
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Dude, all right.

734
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Oh, yeah.

735
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,000
And fucking just terrible shit all over the world.

736
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Is that any worse than being joffrey from Game of Thrones?

737
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
I know.

738
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
How'd that guy end up though?

739
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Fuck, I see you.

740
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
He just came back to acting.

741
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Yeah, yeah.

742
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,000
He gave that 10 years to cool off.

743
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
So I think that's not as bad.

744
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
So yeah, I take the job.

745
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,000
But I'm hoping that I could organically build a relationship,

746
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,000
not to have somebody kidnap women and bring them to me.

747
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
All right.

748
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Yeah, that's fucked up.

749
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
I shouldn't laugh.

750
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
It is fucked up.

751
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
No, you can laugh.

752
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Wow, it's ridiculous.

753
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
It's scary that it still happens.

754
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
We all just go, oh, well.

755
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Well, what can you do?

756
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Like, that's the thing is that like all you could do is try and rescue people, right?

757
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Right.

758
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Like, that's--

759
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
You'd have to send in military food.

760
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Technically, if they served me up a fucking kidnap person,

761
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:52,000
being with me would be being saved by comparison to the things,

762
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,000
because if that person did tell me that they were kidnapped and stolen,

763
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000
my main priority would be hoping them get back,

764
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000
because I'm a good person in my heart.

765
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,000
So I'd be like, yeah, you still got to fuck me, but I'm going to help you get home.

766
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,000
[laughs]

767
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Oh, I knew that would get you.

768
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000
You're like a pimple with a heart.

769
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Yeah, I think not anything.

770
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
A pimple heart.

771
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Yeah, you're like, oh, my God.

772
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Oh, my God.

773
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
No, I wouldn't get sleepy.

774
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,000
Yeah, absolutely.

775
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,000
But, yeah, just go get me one, anyone from down the street.

776
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
I saw one at the bakery that looked good.

777
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Please go kidnap somebody.

778
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Of course, no, that's terrible.

779
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000
But--

780
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000
I don't know.

781
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000
It's accepted as far as our government's concerned.

782
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Like, better--

783
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Yeah, our government accepts a lot of bullshit.

784
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
[laughs]

785
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I'm just saying, I haven't seen anybody be prosecuted.

786
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Yeah, this dude isn't coming back to America.

787
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Like, I'm looking over at this.

788
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:01,000
No, it'd be one thing if I was doing, like, some time there.

789
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
I was there for six months on a thing.

790
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000
And I was just going to be the poster child for the fat American greed.

791
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
That'd be one thing.

792
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
This guy's made a life out of this bullshit.

793
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
No, he literally did affect it, yeah.

794
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Nah, man, he might be able to send an email to the right guy.

795
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
I'm sure President Trump might make--

796
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Dude, he looks like every dude in Louisiana is--

797
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Yeah, what if he's really a double agent?

798
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000
And they did this all just to fucking be deep.

799
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,000
And like, he's a fucking--

800
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Like, anybody gives one shit about what's actually going on in North Korea.

801
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Oh, no, I think everybody does.

802
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
I think there's a lot of--

803
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
No, as long as they don't start launching bombs.

804
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Well, that's what I'm saying.

805
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
And he's the first one to know about it now.

806
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
I don't know.

807
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000
It could be weird.

808
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
It could be weird.

809
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
It could be weird, but that's our thing.

810
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
But yeah, more likely--

811
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
You were just saying that because--

812
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Somebody just blown up his spot, Jeff.

813
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
I know, right.

814
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Like, no one's ever thought of that before.

815
00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:00,000
All of the sudden Koreans are going to move in and extort you.

816
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
The--

817
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Oh, shit.

818
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
I'm sorry.

819
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,000
But the only reason I say that, that he wasn't--

820
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000
But again, even his background was really bad.

821
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Like, he wanted out a lot--

822
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
He looks like an asshole.

823
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Well, he grew up with a, you know, a boost of, you know, step parents

824
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000
if he didn't know who his parents were or something like that, orphanage.

825
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
And like, he just didn't have nothing.

826
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
So the only way out was the military.

827
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
And then, of course, he was.

828
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
He didn't like the structure and he had--

829
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Yeah, the issues, you know.

830
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
So what do you do?

831
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
You do the most--

832
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Well, you know, it's weird.

833
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:40,000
This actually crosses into my new creative endeavors that I am taking on.

834
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
What's this?

835
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Are we going to hear?

836
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Do you mind?

837
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
I want to make a documentary.

838
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Ooh.

839
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:53,000
So being here relatively isolated, like, has been hard for me to make friends, all the kind of stuff.

840
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
I've been playing a lot of video games.

841
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:04,000
And I am desperately interested in the lives of the people that played video games for money in other countries.

842
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Like, gold farmers, right?

843
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:14,000
That's, like, people that sell in-game currency and in-game experiences

844
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:20,000
to mostly American, Canadian, European, one-percentage, right?

845
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Like, like, regular video game players.

846
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:28,000
I'm so interested in what their lives look like.

847
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:36,000
And I've gone so far as to look at exactly how hard it is to make a documentary in other countries.

848
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:43,000
I even talked to the Peterson Brothers about it, like, how to go about making this little adventure happen.

849
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,000
And I think that it would be really interesting.

850
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:52,000
So I started digging around and talking to people.

851
00:33:52,000 --> 00:34:00,000
And one guy, he had said, you know, there was some news thing that came out a while ago called professional dragon slayers, right?

852
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
All that.

853
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:06,000
And I started looking a little more into that and sort of talking to the person that made that.

854
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:12,000
And they were saying the biggest problem they have is a lot of those same people that do that.

855
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000
They do that. Also do the troll farms.

856
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000
They're, like, botters, right?

857
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,000
They are hired to influence all kinds of stuff on social media.

858
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:31,000
So, and never mind that they, like, getting a documentary license in the CCP is super hard.

859
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000
You have to hire a handler.

860
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:38,000
So all of a sudden, I just found myself going, I can't do this for $10,000.

861
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,000
But it's a great idea. And I'm still going to try to do it.

862
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Well, I think you just have to send out, like, like, gaming info at yakuzah.com, you know, because that's probably who wrote it.

863
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,000
And that's the thing. And that's what they were saying is that a lot of that stuff.

864
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000
So I was talking to one farmer, right?

865
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Like, I've made enough friends with people that play these games, and that speak English.

866
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:13,000
And he says it's like going to the man farm. He used the word, it's like a man farm.

867
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000
And I'm sure it's his bad English.

868
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
No, I bet it's not. I bet you won't.

869
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Man farm. It's just dudes sitting around.

870
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Like, I couldn't get any more information. But, like, how do I break it?

871
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Well, that's what I mean.

872
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Because he just played this video game and they get mad when other people,

873
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:40,000
and that's how I just, how I trompled across this is that I play this game at a real high level.

874
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:46,000
And I started, you know, offering my little stupid game services to other people.

875
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,000
And they started getting mad and I started getting messages in game from people in broken languages,

876
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000
like saying, I'm going to report you. I'm going to report you.

877
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,000
I'm like, I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm just helping my buddies level.

878
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:05,000
And then it became apparent. There's this whole little online mob that they are,

879
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:13,000
their livelihood is connected to them being able to like, scrape together 50 gold on a world of workraft.

880
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Like, I think it's more than that. I think they actually are, they get, if it's like the,

881
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:26,000
um, uh, romance scams out there, it's all an organization. These kids get benefits.

882
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,000
These kids get promotions. These kids get, uh, bonuses. Yeah.

883
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000
I want to talk to those people. I want to see what their lives look like.

884
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:38,000
A lot like ours. Honestly, get a 401k. I think what were their version of it?

885
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:45,000
But yeah, it's like an industry where you, where you get paid five bucks an hour, 12 bucks an hour.

886
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:50,000
I want to see what that looks like. And I think it'd be very interesting for people to know that's the thing.

887
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Like, and I don't know if I want to call the documentary, want to sell gold or just man farm.

888
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Like man farm sounds fucking hard. Core is shit.

889
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:08,000
It does. You get it. The guy didn't make it sound like it was a great fucking experience in his life.

890
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:14,000
No, but well, I mean, just corporate, corporate America puts you fucking, but I mean, not shoulder to shoulder,

891
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:19,000
but pretty goddamn close, right? I mean, is as far as you can reach in any,

892
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,000
and you, yeah, I mean, it sounds like Amazon workers.

893
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Oh, like the people in the warehouses that like, they can't even talk to each other. They're so busy.

894
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Yeah, man, look at some of the, there's some of the videos where like scammers, you know, I caught a scammer and watched your videos.

895
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:44,000
You can see those on YouTube. Oh, yeah, I've, I've seen those like the guy that, that, that traces a guy all the way back tonight, Jury or whatever.

896
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Yeah, you see their working conditions, dude. A lot of times it's just a room with laptops.

897
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:54,000
That's why I'm, and that's the thing I think would be interesting like, yeah, but who runs that shit?

898
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
You really want to get a hold of that?

899
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:02,000
And that's where I was given that information that, hey, that's not just video games.

900
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Those people also while they're not doing that are probably going over to a fake Twitter account, like upgrading bots to influence political shit somewhere.

901
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Like you don't want to get involved in that. Yeah, that's not real politics. I'm like, that's not like the kid in his, in his, in his, in his, yeah.

902
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Bro, what happened to Brogan? He went to go make a video game, documenting in North Korea. Now he's in a fucking holding pen getting fucked by the, the Korean version of Bollars.

903
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Where's, they find child porn on your laptop all of a sudden?

904
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:43,000
No, the first thing they're getting to find is, yeah, so I, it's like certain, certain things you just don't want them to know that you know that.

905
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000
You know what I mean? I was like, yeah.

906
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Oh, fuck dude. You don't even want to mess around in this.

907
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Yeah, all right. I take it back. I'm not going to do that because it has just gotten.

908
00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Yeah, to me, that's like being like, oh, to my buddy, he, he hooked me up with this, the super, um, this great coat class weekend.

909
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:09,000
And I really want to chase down his coat dealer. I get inside this industry of coke dealers.

910
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Like, no, you don't, bro. You don't, right? Like just, uh, yeah, somehow you, you, you, you, like your hobby became like, um, adjacent to what they do for a living, brogan.

911
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:30,000
So, yeah, I would just, oh, dude, I totally, like, literally, so I play the game and I'm doing my thing, right?

912
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:41,000
And I get random messages from players. I don't know, like asking me weird questions and like, because I think I'm trying to like, stop on their, their little hustle, right?

913
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:46,000
You are. And it's probably not a little, and they've already, they have their own discord server setup.

914
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:54,000
I've looked really far into this. They have their own little discord server setup where they all, all, all the people that are doing that get together.

915
00:39:54,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Then they mass report your character for, uh, inappropriate chat and then they get you silenced for 72 hours because they have a, so Blizzard has an automatic system that if they get a certain amount of reports of some kind, it just automatically takes actions and we just look at it.

916
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:20,000
And then if it keeps happening, somebody will look at it, but they can just silence you, like they get enough of them together that all just report and they get you silenced.

917
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Not for doing anything wrong is just because you're stepping into their little, what realm of trying to make money and feed little hopsing and ding bang.

918
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:40,000
But yeah, crazy. Yeah, and I'm too old for that. You know, I just, so I'm going to go back to my word, you know what I'm saying?

919
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Chef, you don't even play word. I don't even play word. I just thought it was top up. Right. They got me addicted to wordl, bro. I'm discord. People started playing wordl. I used to do the wordl. I don't do wordl anymore. Yeah, I want to break it, but it's fuck. I'm a, I have this addictive personality.

920
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Well, I mean, it's good for your brain.

921
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:12,000
How long should take you to the wordl? Scott 45 seconds a minute. Oh, you really concentrate on the wordl. Well, yeah, I bang it out.

922
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Like as long as I get it before I, I scrap out like one handed wordl. Yeah, dude. I, that's the name of my new sex move. The one handed wordl.

923
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:36,000
The other thing I've been working on while I've been down here is I've been writing jokes and I'm trying to find I'm going to the next open comedy night.

924
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:48,000
There's no comedy clubs in Badrush. There's two. There's nothing almost never open. Yeah, too hot. Louisiana has like no comedy or Badrush has no comedy clubs. New Orleans only got one.

925
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Because it like, it goes like this racist joke, racist joke, racist joke. Thank you.

926
00:41:53,000 --> 00:42:03,000
I'm pretty sure that's exactly correct. But I've been writing stuff. I've been trying to get more creative. I've gotten fat. It's shit.

927
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000
I gotta lose some weight.

928
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:20,000
I've been moved in with me and that's going pretty good. And my little apartment's great. My job sucks because I'm unemployable.

929
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,000
And that's all right.

930
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:32,000
I got an interview this week with a not FedEx, but the, you know, somebody else moves packages.

931
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Oh, who cares? Well, I don't care anymore. I want to hear about more about this comedy stuff. So what do you do? There's an open mic.

932
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000
There's an open mic. I've been writing. I'm trying to get a tight five pulled together.

933
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Oh, what do you got now?

934
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Oh, you want to hear my notes?

935
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,000
I have notes in my pocket. No, man. Just a number. What do you think?

936
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:58,000
No, I got, I got jokes about. Let me see. The booty boys. No, that's somebody different.

937
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:03,000
You want to get a tight five? What do you got right now? You got tight two? Oh, I got all kinds of stuff.

938
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:13,000
I got stuff about narcoleptic only fans. I got stuff about, I'm leading into my, my Aladdin years,

939
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:23,000
or my, they're stealing shit or making shit up, hope in hoping. Like, you know, people that don't have, you know, retirement plans or in their Aladdin years are open.

940
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:30,000
I've already pops up, given three wishes. Something in there. I'm just, these are all just my notes. I love this.

941
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:37,000
And, you know, why don't they make like little marinara packets like they make ketchup packets?

942
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Like there's something there for me that I think is funny.

943
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,000
I think that's a good business idea.

944
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Maybe it might be. Yeah, the var burn is the, is the first guy to master the, the part one of a meme video series to just to leave you hanging.

945
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:06,000
I don't get that one. Reading rainbow always is the first one that leaves you hanging. You know, you watch all those videos and you're open for something at the end of the like.

946
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
And learn more. You got to do some other shit.

947
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:16,000
I don't know what I got right now. I have like hundreds of these notes.

948
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:21,000
What days your, let me see.

949
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,000
I'm excited about this, dude. I've been waiting and waiting for you.

950
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:33,000
So it's a boomerang comedy clip.

951
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:41,000
It's in Ben Rouge. It actually, I, I locked out like where I live is like the most affluent and cool is like the freemont of Louisiana.

952
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:47,000
It's all right. It's still a little seedy. Just enough. It's searching.

953
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:53,000
But, you know, I got to, if anybody comes to visit, by the way, I've got a great little bedroom.

954
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,000
So get enough for two people.

955
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Like you and, you and Scott could cuddle.

956
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:05,000
I don't want to be there. Just in case you get fucking hit by the mafia.

957
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
Fuck that.

958
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Yeah, some, some little, yeah, I know. I'm a little mafia guys going.

959
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
You can't believe it.

960
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Swat it at some point, dude. You just don't know it yet.

961
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Looks like Friday, August 22nd.

962
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
So here pretty quick. Maybe this Friday.

963
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
I'm gonna go fuck around, find out.

964
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
Nice.

965
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Oh, no, no. We'll see.

966
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,000
No, they will. Maybe it's on Fridays. Yeah.

967
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Well, I don't know.

968
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:43,000
It looks like it's supposed to be on Fridays, but it keeps changing based on G rated improv.

969
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Fun for the whole family.

970
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Oh, Lord.

971
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
G rated.

972
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,000
He's like, stay tuned right after the church services.

973
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Yeah, you want to hear a guy talk about what he did with his fucking stolen Korean bride.

974
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,000
What's he doing with his other hand right now?

975
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000
One handed improv, baby.

976
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,000
The one's knuckle shuffle.

977
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:13,000
So I've been trying to be creative in that way.

978
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:18,000
And I don't know. I just, I see a need.

979
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
I've been working on some other stuff.

980
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:27,000
There's a lot of things in Louisiana that like for the first time.

981
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Because up where we were and Scott did this to me.

982
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000
He gave me the poison of small business ownership.

983
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:39,000
And I see a need and I'm like, oh, I could fill that need for the very first time.

984
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Like very clearly.

985
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:49,000
I go, hey, this doesn't exist properly at all.

986
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Like no, no competition in so many different arenas or whatever.

987
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000
I go, huh?

988
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Because it's that stuff's abundant in Seattle.

989
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:03,000
And down here, now I'm just, I'm gun shy based on my previous other experiences.

990
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:09,000
But it's also not that big of a, you know, it's just money.

991
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
I can get more conservative, dude.

992
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000
That's it.

993
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
More conservative.

994
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Yeah, we'll smarter about it.

995
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Yeah, just.

996
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Oh, I mean, I mean, conservative it like fiscally conservative.

997
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
I mean, in a political way, right?

998
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:28,000
I just mean it like, it's just going to make you watch, you know, where you spend your money and how you spend your money more, I think.

999
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Right.

1000
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Other than that, though, I don't think it should slow you down.

1001
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
No.

1002
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
You did a great job with everything up here.

1003
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Yeah, for the most part.

1004
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
I think so.

1005
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
I don't know.

1006
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Yeah, I had a good time.

1007
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Do we still get people on the discord?

1008
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Hey, we just have one the other day.

1009
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
What happened to Brogan?

1010
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000
When did he leave?

1011
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
I was like, earlier this year, right?

1012
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Yeah.

1013
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Yeah.

1014
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:55,000
But I'm getting my shit together and there's more to be had.

1015
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
I'm excited for you.

1016
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
No.

1017
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Go ahead, Jeff.

1018
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000
What?

1019
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
No, I think that's great.

1020
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
You got to keep moving, man.

1021
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Oh, always do that.

1022
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:10,000
How's Jeff's backyard doing, dude?

1023
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Anybody crash into your shit lately?

1024
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
No, every once in a while, boy, you'll hear him.

1025
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
You'll hear him.

1026
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
I hit that gravel and I'm like, whoop.

1027
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:22,000
And then they go squirling by.

1028
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
But yeah, I just mowed it.

1029
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Just got it.

1030
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:31,000
I had decided it was time to take the weed whacker to it when one of the plants stopped me the other day and asked me to feed it.

1031
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
I said, no.

1032
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
And then the thing don't usually happen.

1033
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:41,000
You should get with your neighbors and just go in on fucking big cement pylons outside.

1034
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000
That fucking road.

1035
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Right.

1036
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Oh, right.

1037
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Like right when they get to your house, it's just a giant.

1038
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:52,000
I mean, you could probably just have those big barricades just delivered and dropped off like the big square ones.

1039
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Like there's a company that sells those for sure.

1040
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
So my neighbor did he did it really smart.

1041
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
He actually put up a brick.

1042
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000
So it's got it got the wood fence up in the right inside the wood fence.

1043
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000
It's a brick.

1044
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Basically a brick bench that you could, but it's made out of cinder block.

1045
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:14,000
So he's got this square point thing that yeah, whoever hits it this time.

1046
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000
You catch with your car.

1047
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Yeah, it's going to bounce off or get cut in the ass.

1048
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000
So behind cost.

1049
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,000
There was a pot shop or there is a pot shop.

1050
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:31,000
And apparently there's a bunch of new legislation that required X amount of windows to make a pot shop look more attractive.

1051
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Right.

1052
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
They wanted these windows are like, well, that's stupid.

1053
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Like more windows is a security risk.

1054
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:45,000
So what they did is they went and got big concrete planters and put it in front of the window so they could put decorative shit in there.

1055
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
So it's part of landscaping.

1056
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000
That also might be a thing.

1057
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000
Then it gets robins.

1058
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Something she can go do.

1059
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
She was a planter.

1060
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,000
You know, grossed and tomatoes and less money crashing to that shit.

1061
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,000
You know how many times you did in the backyard with me?

1062
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Five.

1063
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Once less than five.

1064
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Less than five.

1065
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000
All right.

1066
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Well, she does not have a green thumb.

1067
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Not at all.

1068
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000
She doesn't have no thumbs.

1069
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000
No thumbs.

1070
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
There's no.

1071
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
There's no.

1072
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Robin's like that.

1073
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,000
That's okay.

1074
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000
She does other things.

1075
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000
All the pushes in front of you.

1076
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
She's got a brown thumb.

1077
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Right.

1078
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Right.

1079
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Now it's okay.

1080
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
People are in.

1081
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
No, that's okay.

1082
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
People come to my fans.

1083
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
I get visitors.

1084
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
It's the only way I get visitors.

1085
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
You know, a little action.

1086
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:32,000
You know, you know, what I don't like is when they put little signs out advertising like roof cleaning.

1087
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,000
And stuff like that right in front of my house.

1088
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Like it's the example of the before.

1089
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,000
It's like the before.

1090
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:44,000
They're like, hey, stop trying to dig into my house.

1091
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
What it looks like.

1092
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Now what you do is you get you get a big sign says don't use the use guys.

1093
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Look, my house looks like shit.

1094
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
All right.

1095
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
These are what they did.

1096
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Yeah.

1097
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Other than houses for cash.

1098
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Like what the fuck?

1099
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000
I'm not going to do that.

1100
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000
I'm not going to do that.

1101
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000
I'm not going to do that.

1102
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
I'm not going to do that.

1103
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000
I'm not going to do that.

1104
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000
I'm not going to do that.

1105
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,000
I'm not going to do that.

1106
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,000
I'm not going to do that.

1107
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000
I'm not going to do that.

1108
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000
I'm not going to do that.

1109
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,000
I'm not going to do that.

1110
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,000
I'm not going to do that.

1111
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
I'm not going to do that.

1112
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
I'm not going to do that.

1113
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000
I'm not going to do that.

1114
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
I'm not going to do that.

1115
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
I'm not going to do that.

1116
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
I'm not going to do that.

1117
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000
I'm not going to do that.

1118
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
I'm not going to do that.

1119
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,000
I'm not going to do that.

1120
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
I'm not going to do that.

1121
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000
I'm not going to do that.

1122
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000
I'm not going to do that.

1123
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
I'm not going to do that.

1124
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000
I'm not going to do that.

1125
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
I'm not going to do that.

1126
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
I'm not going to do that.

1127
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000
I'm not going to do that.

1128
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000
I'm not going to do that.

1129
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000
I'm not going to do that.

1130
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
I'm not going to do that.

1131
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000
I'm not going to do that.

1132
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
I'm not going to do that.

1133
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
I'm not going to do that.

1134
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,000
I'm not going to do that.

1135
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
I'm not going to do that.

1136
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000
I'm not going to do that.

1137
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
I'm not going to do that.

1138
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
I'm not going to do that.

1139
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000
I'm not going to do that.

1140
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000
I'm not going to do that.

1141
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,000
I'm not going to do that.

1142
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,000
I'm not going to do that.

1143
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
I'm not going to do that.

1144
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000
I'm not going to do that.

1145
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000
I'm not going to do that.

1146
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000
I'm not going to do that.

1147
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,000
I'm not going to do that.

1148
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
I'm not going to do that.

1149
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
I'm not going to do that.

1150
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
I'm not going to do that.

1151
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000
I'm not going to do that.

1152
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000
I'm not going to do that.

1153
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,000
I'm not going to do that.

1154
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000
I'm not going to do that.

1155
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,000
I'm not going to do that.

1156
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,000
I'm not going to do that.

1157
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000
I'm not going to do that.

1158
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000
I'm not going to do that.

1159
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000
I'm not going to do that.

1160
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
I'm not going to do that.

1161
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000
I'm not going to do that.

1162
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000
I'm not going to do that.

1163
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000
I'm not going to do that.

1164
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
I'm not going to do that.

1165
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000
I'm not going to do that.

1166
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,000
I'm not going to do that.

1167
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,000
I'm not going to do that.

1168
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:11,000
What other way can you get the people's porches now?

1169
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
You know, as a porch pirate, let's say?

1170
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Because I don't trust anybody.

1171
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
More likely, that's exactly what it was.

1172
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,000
Because you know, we got a cat and other cats come up to the porch

1173
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000
and mark the territory and stuff.

1174
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000
So this dog is like, what the fuck is going on up here?

1175
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,000
So I can see that.

1176
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,000
But also, if I was a porch pirate, I'd let my dog go, you know, to run up to the porch.

1177
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:33,000
So I can follow it up and say, oh, I'm just looking for my dog.

1178
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Thank you.

1179
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
I got a dog too.

1180
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Nobody does that.

1181
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
They don't even try to hide it.

1182
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Like, you watch some of the videos.

1183
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Oh, no, run right behind the delivery person.

1184
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Yeah.

1185
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,000
Like, I'm not even joking.

1186
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,000
Oh, yeah.

1187
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,000
I know I'm walking back to the truck and they just walk right up to the porch.

1188
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,000
They don't give a fuck about if you have a dog.

1189
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,000
If you're not outside of your package in certain places, at certain times,

1190
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000
you should get install it.

1191
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000
That's just the way it is.

1192
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Oh, they don't care if you're home.

1193
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Yeah.

1194
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
I'm not going to watch the neighbors get robbed.

1195
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:11,000
He was home, and I was like, yeah, yeah, no.

1196
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,000
But it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was.

1197
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Yeah, that shit don't happen in Louisiana.

1198
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000
You know why?

1199
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000
Because all the neighbors around here will fucking hurt you.

1200
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Like, even in the hood, people are not robbing packages in Louisiana because everybody is in everybody else's get down here.

1201
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Like, if I see somebody walking up there, I don't know talking to a package.

1202
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,000
I'm gonna at least, ooh, Adam.

1203
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,000
It's actually kind of fun.

1204
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000
It's like one of the nice things about the South.

1205
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Huh?

1206
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,000
You want to get who did that?

1207
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
Hey, what you doing?

1208
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,000
That's good.

1209
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Who did it?

1210
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Yeah, they should do that.

1211
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Yeah, they shouldn't do that.

1212
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
They shouldn't do that.

1213
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Yeah, you ain't stealing shit around here.

1214
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000
They'll get you.

1215
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Oh, I found a golf ball and I know you're watching, right?

1216
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Walk outside.

1217
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,000
I think a crow dropped a golf ball in my...

1218
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:10,000
The house next door to my apartment, which I live in a giant house, basically.

1219
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,000
But before I live in a little, before bedroom apartment that is just great.

1220
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:22,000
The house next door to me, which is pretty stellar, just got purchased and got turned into an LSU sorority house.

1221
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Oh, you're gonna have to move that.

1222
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Darn a look.

1223
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000
You can't.

1224
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
I don't think you can stay there.

1225
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
I know.

1226
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Now, yeah, you're court ordered.

1227
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Dude, it's stupid.

1228
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:40,000
First off, they're using the parking on the side of the building, which is technically our parking.

1229
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Because the guy, like, the guy that owns a building, that's like his property.

1230
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:49,000
I'm here in like Kenny Login's plan in the background.

1231
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000
It's all right.

1232
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Yeah.

1233
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,000
I don't give a shit.

1234
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,000
I got parked my car over there.

1235
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,000
I'm broken outside with like the smoke truck going shirt off, dude.

1236
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Dude, I wish I had a smoke truck.

1237
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
There's no power outlets on the outside of this house.

1238
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000
They never mind the rain here.

1239
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Fucking aggressive.

1240
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000
There's no overhang.

1241
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:11,000
Like, if there's like a little overhang, I would totally put a smoke truck out there.

1242
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,000
But there is no...

1243
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000
I am a brella.

1244
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,000
There's a bella's shit.

1245
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,000
Yeah, but there's also hurricanes.

1246
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000
Part of the year.

1247
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Yeah.

1248
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:24,000
No, I have not spoke damn things since I've been down here.

1249
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:31,000
But also the LSU girls running club meets from my house on Wednesday mornings.

1250
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Jesus, dude.

1251
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000
I don't like such a creeper.

1252
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000
I don't like you like a creeper.

1253
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000
I just like, yeah, fuck.

1254
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
You're going to have a heart attack.

1255
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Get an old piece up with the running club.

1256
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,000
I just want to warn you, right?

1257
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Now you better get a head start.

1258
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,000
That's motivation.

1259
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
You just say...

1260
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,000
You can't even be like, "Oh, not a target, not a target."

1261
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,000
You might as well run you.

1262
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Yeah, and they all got a bit tensed.

1263
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000
They're gazelles.

1264
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000
I'm a grizzly bear.

1265
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
Rawr.

1266
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Yeah.

1267
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,000
For real morning grizzly bear.

1268
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:04,000
You should hang out with like the medic group or whatever, home care group.

1269
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
Home care service.

1270
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Yeah, the EMT sorority, because yeah, that's better.

1271
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Good Guar was supposed to come to the bar down the road from my house and they canceled.

1272
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
I had ticked his very sad.

1273
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,000
Well, the jugalos is going on the...

1274
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Get her in the jugalos this weekend.

1275
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000
So I think they're there.

1276
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Oh, shit.

1277
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
In Louisiana.

1278
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,000
In Guar.

1279
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Well, I don't know where they go over there at.

1280
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,000
I don't know either.

1281
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000
I think they're in Iowa.

1282
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Iowa, Iowa, some.

1283
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:35,000
Yeah, one of those places where there's a lot of corn and lonely people.

1284
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Yeah.

1285
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Now there's a lot of jugalos.

1286
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
I would go see Guar though.

1287
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000
That's a show.

1288
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
I know.

1289
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
It's like all my list of things I want to see.

1290
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,000
Really?

1291
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,000
It came to the show box a while ago.

1292
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,000
I got a...

1293
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,000
I received a sticker from one of my co-workers that went...

1294
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
She won this contest where she got to see...

1295
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:58,000
It's many shows in like three months or something at the show box.

1296
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:02,000
She hit everyone and she's going, "Well, I want to see Guar and I've never seen it."

1297
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
And she's a young lady, you know, a millennial.

1298
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:08,000
And I'm going, "Well, I don't know about your stuff."

1299
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
You know, I said, "Just be aware."

1300
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,000
And she went.

1301
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000
She went.

1302
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,000
She had a great time and sent me a sticker she bought at the concert.

1303
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Well, that's pretty great.

1304
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Yeah.

1305
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
I think...

1306
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,000
And the guy that was working the door at the club the last time they played, we were talking.

1307
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
And he's like, "Dude, they sent me...

1308
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:31,000
He was like, they're a little helper, like helping out with all the things they need."

1309
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:40,200
They sent him to the hardware store for three, two by fours, six care beeners, and a bunch

1310
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,200
of nails is what he said.

1311
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,200
Like, they're still making their own costumes.

1312
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,200
That's awesome.

1313
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,200
Yeah.

1314
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,200
Oh, yeah.

1315
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:50,200
They're definitely a DIY type of outfit.

1316
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,200
Yeah.

1317
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,200
They seem like they would be a good time no matter what.

1318
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:58,200
I would be down to see them anywhere, I think.

1319
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,200
Yes, sir.

1320
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,200
Uh-oh.

1321
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,200
How things in Scott Town?

1322
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,200
You've got our eggs, Scott?

1323
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:06,200
Everything going in good in your world?

1324
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,200
Tell us about your life.

1325
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:08,200
Nah, man.

1326
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,200
Everything's good here.

1327
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,200
I got nothing.

1328
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:12,200
Nothing important.

1329
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,200
I just say the whole thing for me.

1330
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,200
I ride the train.

1331
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,200
I come home.

1332
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,200
That's it.

1333
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,200
I let you back on the train or you just ride in dirty?

1334
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,200
I'm riding dirty.

1335
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,200
I've always had.

1336
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,200
I always have.

1337
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,200
On the outside.

1338
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,200
No one's looking.

1339
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,200
[laughs]

1340
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,200
Hey, are you that guy?

1341
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:36,200
I do have video of riding on like the train or the car behind the engine on the outside.

1342
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:44,200
Like we rode me and another dude rode back from Seattle one day on basically outside the train for quite a while.

1343
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,200
It was pretty fun.

1344
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:49,200
Because there's no room or you guys just got big balls.

1345
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,200
We just have giant nuts.

1346
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:52,200
No, actually, um, nobody cared.

1347
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,200
They're like, yeah, just don't go on an engine.

1348
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,200
Like, go ahead.

1349
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,200
And so we just wandered out and was just me and him.

1350
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,200
No, there was nobody else on though.

1351
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:03,200
Like it was like probably 2000, probably 2020.

1352
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:04,200
You know what I mean?

1353
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:07,200
I'm riding there 2021 like mid-COVID.

1354
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,200
So the guys like, yeah, I don't give a fuck.

1355
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,200
Don't fall off.

1356
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,200
[laughs]

1357
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,200
But yeah, I have that video.

1358
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,200
It pops up everywhere.

1359
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:18,200
So I'm like, yeah, that was pretty cool.

1360
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,200
You know what's really weird?

1361
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:25,200
So we were watching like SNL skits on YouTube where they just do a category of the type of skits.

1362
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,200
And they went through the years like COVID.

1363
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:29,200
And it was so fucking strange.

1364
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:33,200
Like I didn't understand what they were fucking talk about half the time.

1365
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:38,200
But if you didn't, if you weren't there, you know, we forget, right?

1366
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,200
You forget what it was like.

1367
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,200
That's what I mean.

1368
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:45,200
Like my Gmail, I have like the Gmail backup that pops up, you know, pick it up.

1369
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,200
Dude, you know what's going on right now?

1370
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,200
What?

1371
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,200
I'm sorry, I interrupted.

1372
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,200
There's an open mic going on right now.

1373
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:56,200
I should probably go to five to sit.

1374
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,200
No, it's from five.

1375
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:58,200
Get your pants on.

1376
00:59:58,200 --> 00:59:59,200
No, it's after that.

1377
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,200
Till 6.30, you got time.

1378
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,200
What's all down there?

1379
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,200
What's 3 hours?

1380
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,200
It's already nine there, right?

1381
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,200
No, it's 6.49.

1382
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,200
It's already nine, dude.

1383
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,200
It's already nine and a clock there.

1384
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,200
I got a 30 here.

1385
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:17,200
Is it an already midnight there where you're at?

1386
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:18,200
I like that.

1387
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,200
I'm warning you.

1388
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:24,200
But now I know, Sundays, five to 6.30.

1389
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,200
Who have you been listening to?

1390
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,200
You've been listening to the Grid City podcast.

1391
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:32,200
Check them out at Grid City Podcast dot com.

1392
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:33,200
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