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Read the last talk.

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Ready, Pim?

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No helmet.

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We're just sitting here, it's wrong, right, buddy?

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Yeah, it's Scott.

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I don't remember what I talked about, I haven't talked about it.

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Once I get it out, I just let it go.

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You know what?

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Fuck the internet, it's just trying to gas like...

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I could touch my own bubble.

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It still seems really good.

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Hey Scott, Scott, my fat.

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So I made this guy laugh.

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Oh, that's hilarious.

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Now we're just gonna sound weird as fuck.

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Grit City Podcast.

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Grit City Podcast.

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Grit City Podcast.

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Man, that elevator music was sick.

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Welcome to the Grit City Podcast.

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I'm Jeff.

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I'm Scott.

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I'm Mike.

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Hey Mike, how you doing?

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How's the weather down in Minnesota?

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It is absolutely lovely.

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It was 64 today, sly breeze, no clouds, mostly sun, just lovely day.

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Oh, that's awesome.

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It was good here today.

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Got some yard work done and stuff.

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Scott, what'd you do today?

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Dude, it was beautiful.

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The sun wasn't out as cloudy, right?

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But it was warm.

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It was just a beautiful day.

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I didn't want to work on the truck.

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Dude, I put a bunch of things in my truck.

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Did you, is fur involved?

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Did you put some of those?

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Oh, I mean, front, lower, down, down, down.

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There were some straps involved.

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If you want to get weird about it.

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Whoa!

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And there were some strap in there.

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So, some Mary, you got one of those virgin Mary things on the dashboard.

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Yeah, something like that.

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Yeah, all right, cool.

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And dice.

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I can even get to that one, man.

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You threw me off, man.

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That's awesome.

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What's the, one of the brands, REI?

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You got a lot of REI aftermarket stuff put on your car?

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He's got a frontier.

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Scott's an easemold guy.

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He's not wrong.

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Do you have a frontier?

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If I'm going to put on aftermarket frontier or Nissan parts,

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I know, there's nothing to buy cold air intake, but other than that, maybe.

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Hey, you know what else he was checking in today?

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Kaysha Nakisha.

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Kaysha Nakisha.

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She's out at her bachelor at party from whatever, right?

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She's in Arizona with some bridesmaid that we just talked to on the phone.

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We talked to her on the Discord, and she put her, she was a brave lady.

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She put her best friends basically on the line with us, Scott, with us, with me, you and Mike.

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That's pretty daring.

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We are an explicit podcast.

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You guys saw that when you guys, everybody subscribed, because everybody subscribed, right?

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Yeah, 21 and over at the most 18, you could probably squeak five, but yeah, 21 and over is just probably a good age.

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It's because of all the bad things we talk about.

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So we were very happy to talk to her, her, her, her, her, her flower hose as they were introduced to us.

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So we do have a recording of that, and we'll, we'll splice it in here, right?

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I think I'll put it in somewhere right in here.

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Damn straight.

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And the whole thing is, Kaysha Nakisha's on her bridesmaid tonight, or doing the brides party?

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They, they called it.

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Bridesmaid's party, kill.

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Patch of that party. There you go.

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Like I said, it's been a long time since I've been a bride, so I don't know.

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Yeah, a lot.

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But I do know they're, they're in a fun place.

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They're going to have a great time.

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And they're going to have a hangover in the morning.

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Yeah, they're doing great time.

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I was just stuck right there.

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Yeah, I'm doing great.

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Tomorrow, you guys are going to regret it.

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I know, hi, Kaysha.

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Let's change the whole thing.

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Hi, Kaysha.

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I was going to ask her, hey, when are you getting married?

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I know you said 75 days.

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We'd love to give you a little shout out.

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And congratulations.

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All right, cool.

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Congratulations.

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We're going to give you some, some love today, I think.

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Congrats.

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I think we should.

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Or antsy note, we got, we got, we got, she note on the list as well,

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because he sent my retired for the summer.

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And he didn't use the, oh, you said retired, sorry.

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I do that too.

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What? She's on her bachelor retrip?

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Oh, sweet.

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And you're listening to us, dude.

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You should be out there with the weiner hat on or something, right?

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Yeah, the tarot is almost probably like 110 degrees right now.

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Yeah, but still there's going to be a bar open.

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A weiner hat.

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103, I'm going to read you out.

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No thing.

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Yeah, she'd cook her weiner.

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Yeah, it was like, it's like, it smells like hot.

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It's not cool.

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Well, that's what I'm saying, the weiner hat would just like be boiling.

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Make sure you poke holes in it.

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Do you have plants?

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Do you guys have plants tonight?

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You guys are going to go tear it up?

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I'm not going to, oh, yeah, she's typing.

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Fuck, I should just, yeah, we is legal there.

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And it's like half the price than it is here.

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Weeds legal in Arizona?

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God bless it.

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Oh, it is.

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It is.

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That's Arizona.

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No, no, that that that's a big box to check.

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And it's half the price like literally, dude, I go on you meet you.

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Should we get a should we get a bachelor party on here?

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Do we have people with you?

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Is it just you?

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You're unmuted.

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Oh, guys.

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Hey.

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How's it going?

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It's asking you to do it.

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Great.

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We're just down here again.

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I'm ready to go out tonight and go to old town Scottsdale.

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It's awesome.

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That's where my wife's families from.

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It's that's a party town, dude, for sure.

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It's definitely been a good time.

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We've had, we're at the most girly pop Airbnb that you can ever imagine.

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And every wall is pink and/or sun type of baby animal.

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And we've been hanging out in the pool all day drinking and we have a 12 class

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band ready to go downtown.

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Right on.

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That is awesome.

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You're going to see a lot of waymos.

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Are you going to try a waymo car?

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There are fucking waymos everywhere.

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Like literally like herds of them going down the road.

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Hey, that's cheaper than a party bus.

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But we, um, well, one of my one of my bridesmaids has some pretty good, um,

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avis seniority or like,

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whatever thing is that we got a 12 passenger man in a very good deal.

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And so we are rocking that to the bars of Scottsdale right now.

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That's awesome.

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Congratulations, man.

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I hope you have a great time tonight.

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Oh, we can.

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the movie went to Costco yesterday and got like a Costco thing of tequila so whatever there's

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no water or anything don't listen to these guys your alcohol is no no water do you

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have a bridesmaid around there closed you there can be one Darby wait you have a bridesmaid

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name Barbie and you're not doing a pink boater know it's Darby some of the dont. I feel like

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you're in the all fucking ran in the end. Oh they're like no nice. And then you leave

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the room so we can ask her some questions. Yeah. Darby the district. They can give

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a fake name. Yeah they don't have to tell us anything real. She can be Darby in the

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middle of the boys so that's too much work. Yeah. So if they want to disguise a voice they

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gotta do it themselves. Oh I can do that. Do the Batman boy. We can give her a fake name

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with Darbatha. Yeah Darbatha. Yep. You are actually I do not have a bridesmaid but I

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have my two flower hose right here. Hi. Hello. Oh I was gonna make Kasia leave the room.

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Could you make Kasia leave the room? Okay. Yeah. He's leaving the room outside. All right.

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Yes she's gone. All right. Okay. So what's your jobs tonight? Get her drunk. Get her drunk

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and have fun. Maybe dance on a table or two. Yeah. All right. And are you guys single or

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married? I'm married. And I'm single. All right. So one of us in both worlds. Yeah. That's

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awesome. So are you like so is it like bridesmaid then you guys or where do you fall in the line

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of the hierarchy of a wedding? I would say it goes brides. So you have your matron and made of

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honors and then you have your bridesmaids and then you have your flower hose and then you have

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the sister in law. Oh man. What's she like? Nice. She's amazing. She's here too. Yes. That's the best.

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All right. It's great when the when the inlaws are good. Yeah. They're talking about getting

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matching tattoos. So nice. Well yeah. Yeah. Talk about it. I would do. I'd say keep it. Yeah.

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Yeah. He's fantastic. I've only met him once or twice but honestly he is a really he's a really

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great guy. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. We met him at the at the brew place right? Yes. A brew. Yeah.

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Very nice guy and I appreciate him. We couldn't be happier for both of them honestly. Yeah.

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We do want to make sure that Kasia has a great time tonight. Like oh yes. She is going to.

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Like we kind of have some regrets when she comes back. Like a few regrets like

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fuck it. She didn't know that. Yeah. At least you wanted to throw up in the bushes outside.

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At least once. That's at least one rally. Yes.

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I think that's already on the books. All right. So what's the vibe like in Scottsdale?

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I would say it's very I mean it's very hot right now. So it's just kind of easy breezy. It's chill but

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fun. Yes. We're all getting close to 30 so I mean we're not 21 and raging but we're having a good time.

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Yes. Wow. Why are you guys are getting up there? I know. I know. We just got to head by 11 huh. Yeah.

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We were all in bed by 11 30 last night. Okay. All right. All right. And several of us took

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naps during the day to make sure we can make it. Yeah. That's perfect. Oh yeah. We got free shots

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last night at Topgolf so yes. Don't know about honestly. That's all. We may get free shots everywhere.

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Yeah. I especially heard a group. Come on. Yeah. And you guys are good to use the virus.

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I was going to say you show up as a party. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Do you guys have matching gear? I

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made fun earlier. I said weener hat but you guys obviously have some weener apparel right?

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No apparel. We have a plushy weener. So does Scott. No she means a fake one. Oh. Oh.

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Sorry. Yeah. So does yeah. But we do have like matching shirts. We were through the airport so they could

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all spot us and then matching visors last night matching margarita glasses. All those.

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Yes. Identify yourself as a bachelor party because at the very least you'll get her free drinks

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for sure. Right. Yes. So who's the wing woman for who in this?

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Like who's the single one? Yeah. Yeah. So I do. We only have two single women in our group of nine.

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Yes. Okay. All right. But they're they're cards going to be full then. This is all right.

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Sure. The bride will be getting all the attention and all the free shots. Oh yeah. I forgot about her.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. So. Yes. So should be very fun night. Yeah. If you go out of the city limits be sure

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be sure to look out for donkeys for one. There's a lot of donkeys running.

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I'm going to take one home. I'm going to take one home. You don't want to take it on the plane?

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Oh man. You can take it on the motor of your car. I've seen who he's seen the police they they come

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walking out in front of you and stuff. You gotta be careful. Have fun. Take care of of Kasia.

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We will. And man have a good time. Territory. Yes. Thank you. You guys should all come back with regrets.

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Every one of you. Yeah. And we'd like half the price as it is here. So man just buckle up. You know.

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Okay. Thank you ladies. Have a great time. We will. Thank you guys. Welcome back Kasia.

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Hello.

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I mean what animals man? They're all animals. Do you know what I'm asking for?

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What do you know about bail man? Yeah. You are in good hands but do you have bail money because these guys

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are trouble in town. You know the nice thing is that I'm for a bayonet of honor can talk us out of any arrest.

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All right. Nice.

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I'm like, I've known some two years old. So we're all, you know, the comma locals. So nice.

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Oh, then you know. Yeah. You know.

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Do you say it's 17?

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Or what? Did you say you've known them since you were 17? Sorry.

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No, I've known some of them since I was two.

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Oh wow. Okay. Yeah. Okay. That's way different. I was like, wow. Okay.

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But two changes. Two changes. I was like, Darby is the most recent one that I've met and that was still

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like four years ago. Well, it sounds like they have good plans for you tonight.

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Man, tear it up. Congratulations. Yes.

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Set on to the to the groom as well. Yeah. We all wish great things for you guys man.

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It's super cool. So thank you. You're very excited. I'm ready to be done with flooding planning.

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So I'm ready for it to be the actual letting at this point. Yes.

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Sorry. I'm going to mute you again. Kasia.

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Oh, good.

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You know, I'm, I, every fucking time I have to read your name specifically, so don't say it wrong.

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Me too. My doctors that I work with still pronounce my name wrong and I've been there.

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It happened in the middle of a sentence and you muted her. I didn't need to do that. I'm so sorry.

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We're like, I'm, yeah, I'm sorry. Wow. It's not in the Greasity Park. Yeah. I know. It wasn't a personal,

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Kasia. It wasn't. It was not first. I did not need to do that. I know. That wasn't awkward.

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Anyway, before, so we did the intro, we kind of put with Kasia and I Keshe congratulations again

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to the lucky couple. And May 4th, everybody knows what May 4th was. What's that reference to?

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May the fourth be with you. Right on. Sorry. Can I say that right?

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Did awesome. And later on, they came out with some more movies and May 5th. What does the May 5th?

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It's Cinco de Mayo. That's a national holiday, right? Right on. Yes. That is a national holiday.

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And this year it actually fell on Taco Tuesday as well. So we referred to it as Cinco de Taco.

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Nice. That's a good one. And if your Star Wars fan is returning to the 5th also,

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oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, think of the Maya is the real thing. May 7th.

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Cinco de Mayo is a real thing. Yeah.

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So you go to my real thing, Star Wars and maybe real, where's we're still on?

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So did you do something for the for the Jedi holidays? We're just watching the Star Wars movies now.

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My wife just has been gone for two weeks and just didn't feel like celebrating until she got

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home. And so we've been house clean and yard prepping and watching the Star Wars movies.

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They tell everyone to dress up in Star Wars crap that worked. So I just walk around looking at people going

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to say that works, man. All right. Mesa, and I like flinch. I know. Did they call HR? I don't know what he said.

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So we had our, I'm not sure he said it was definitely a curse word.

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That'd be awesome. We had a guy that wore a wookie costume the first, the first year they did that.

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But some of our, some of our other, other people get way to in it into it. And every time he tried to take it

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off, like, hey, go put it back on. We got to take pictures. And he's like, yeah, I'm never doing this again.

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Nope. Oh, some of those poor guys that put that stuff on like at conventions and stuff. They're

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like trying to get to the bathroom and everybody's stopping them every 10 or they need to get a drink of

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water really bad because it's so fucking hot in there and everybody's stopping them and shit.

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They're like, we just need to get you to go out. That's what I do when I go to convention.

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I just post up next to the bathroom because I figure everybody's going to come by there at some

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point, right? I'm going to see every celebrity. Perfect. That is 100% stocker mentality.

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Hey, if you want, if you want, Scott to hang out inside your bathroom, give me a call.

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One, eight, five, five, four, seven, four, eight, two, seven, two, uh, uh, to be fair, we were one year

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at the comic show in in, um, Tacoma. Do you remember that, Jeff? Yes. When we were right across from

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the bathrooms. Yes. It was a fun time. And it was a great year, wasn't it? It was because we did

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have a lot of traffic just passing through just people were like, hey, what do you got? Yeah, we had all kinds

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of people. Yeah, it was awesome. It was pretty good. Very nice. But it was joking. They don't post

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up outside the bathroom. So nice recovery. I don't have pictures of that or anything.

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Eighth of May. Yep. Yeah, you guys got hurt my fucking feelings. Eighth of May. There we go.

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The May. Yeah. There we go. It's my perfect. Lamy from mode motorhead instead of the ace of

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spades is the eighth of May. Uh, that, that's uh, every motor, you say that to a motorhead or a rocker,

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though, though, they'll give you the double horns, you know, in celebration because you know,

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who they are. You have a friend for life. Was it, um, let me spurt there or anything? Or is it just,

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no, it's just the eighth of May. Wow. Yeah, it's just a play on words. That is a, a old school rocker,

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dad joke. Yeah, basically. Hmm. I'm a little disappointed in that just to be honest. Yeah. Okay, dude,

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it's the day after one of their guitarist's birthdays. All right. So it's relevantish. It's day after

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than that's cool. God bless, so Campbell. Yeah. Yeah. So road rage. Uh, you guys in there. Have you guys had it?

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Oh, yeah. Go. Road rage road rage is the reason I have dash cameras and all my vehicles. All right.

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Damn people be crazy. Right. Have you ever wanted to flip out on somebody? Ever Mike? Have I ever wanted

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to flip out on people? Yeah. Have you ever experienced road rage yourself? Like for me? Um,

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because you're already mellow, man, you're pretty easy going. Yeah. I don't think anything other than

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just saying, what the fuck is wrong with you? Or, you know, get up on someone's bumper. Like, I do

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you thought you could fit in there. I'm going to prove to you you were wrong, but no, I don't,

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I don't know. I think that counts. That counts. Yeah. Yeah. I don't. I'm not out of your car, though.

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And yelled at somebody. All right. All right. I kicked that back when, uh, when I was in the Navy,

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I had a PT cruiser and you met Jake. Jake's pretty big guy. Jake and I were in my PT cruiser. I had

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dark, dark tins on the windows. And uh, let's do cut us off in a big, lifted old probably, uh,

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late 80s, early 90s, suburban, like big, lifted like his bumper was higher than the hood of my car.

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Okay. I got a little chubby right now. Yeah. Yeah. So he cut us off. And I, and I rolled down my window

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and I gave him the finger and he rolled down his finger window and gave me the finger and we were in

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a turn lane. And we turned and I, uh, uh, punched it to get around him. Oh, no, it was a double turn.

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Man, that's what it was. And he cut me off. He didn't stain his lane and I jammed on my horn and he

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stuck his hand out the window and like pointed towards a, towards a parking lot and he pulled over.

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And I was like, what the fuck? So I pulled over behind him and he got out like he was about to just

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read me the riot act and then we, Jake and I both got out and he saw us and was like, uh,

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Hey, I just wanted you to know I didn't mean to do that. I didn't, I didn't see your car back there.

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I did. I did. Oh, good. So I didn't do that. I apologize. Yeah. And that is 100% not what he pulled over.

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I was pretty funny. Yeah. So, uh, Kay, Kishin Akisius says I yell some unholy things that people

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trying to get on the freeway leaving Tacoma. God bless you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can't get up to speed.

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The merge said drives me absolutely bad. You just yell zippers. Zippers. People try to merge

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at 40 miles an hour when they're trying to win the slow traffic is a 70 like, please don't cause

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the right. Could you please when is the flow of traffic ever 70 on a swell? It's been a soda. It is

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five minutes. Is it actually have more than two highways here? No. That would be

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more than two, two highways. So mine had something to do with that. So my, my road rage incident was

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after work. So it was about, oh man, after five and I have to come from Sumner towards South Hill. So

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it was about only one way to do that. So there's always a backup. I mean, that's just just what it is.

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You drive around the corner, then you stop and you wait, you turn, you go and you have to get on.

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What is it like five, 12 or whatever, right? Well, I don't, but I have to go pass that junction

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that all of your bills has to gross. So yeah, I have to drive through it and I have to take, yeah.

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So it's just, it's just a long time and this guy and there's this one turn where I have to drive

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down this goat path and there's just stop sign. And this is also one of the main arteries where all

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the trucks come through because they leave the warehouse district. That's basically where I'm coming

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out is basically, I'd say the end of the warehouse district. Yeah. So that's where all the big trucks

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have to go. And it's a corner driven the back roads home. We see what we're doing. I'm trying,

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I'm trying to stay out of that all the big stuff. So I come to the stop sign and it's kind of one of

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those bullshit things you kind of to turn back and look over your shoulder. And I catch that semi.

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And he took that corner super fast like a kind of gauging it like if I pop out because I have to come

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to a complete stop. So fucking stop sign, right? So it's a legal stop. So I stop. Guy behind me stops and

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then he beeps because I waited too long beep beep. But I saw the truck. He didn't slow down like he

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had a heavy load because it's a hairpin turn. Basically, he's kind of, you don't want to get in front of a

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truck. No, right. So I know this guy's driving a light load and he got, so I just wait, fucking two

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stout even two fucking seconds. Guy passed us. I pull out this jackass behind me revs his engine.

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And I'm like, Oh, this is going to get interesting. So I'm in my key. So and this guy's in a, you

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know, not a jacked up truck, but a bigger truck, you know, that I got one more when he comes rolling past me.

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And I'm thinking because just the next stop is a place you could turn right. And it's a big long, one

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of those big long turn lanes where, you know, if you got turned left or right and anywhere in there,

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you know, he's staying that lane. So a lot of people pop over and they drive all the way up. So he,

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he's gonna pass me. So I'm thinking, Oh, he's going to pass me into semi truck or he's going to turn

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right. He doesn't, he gets right in front of me between me and the semi truck, which we're going

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about 20 miles an hour at this point. So I'm thinking, Oh, this is really interesting. Now what did the

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fuck that I do? Am I going to get this guy? Then I'm thinking, Okay, he's probably going to step out.

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Well, I'm guess I'm just going to slip onto the gas, you know, whatever, you know, but I was

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fucking right you over. Yeah, I don't have any, and I'm thinking I'm too tired for this.

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Who has the energy for this? I just got off a 12 plus hour shift. I'm fucking sitting down for the

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first time longer than 30 minutes. You know, and I'm thinking I have no energy for to even be man at this

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guy. I'm just trying to figure out and then I'm thinking where the fuck is he going to go? Now we're

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down to like one lane. We still got like five blocks to go before it opens up between to two lanes,

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which are just as blocked, right? So cool thing is we get up to the two lane and I think he's going to be

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a dick and kind of ride the center, like not going to let me get in my lane. And I again, it ain't going

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to hurt me any because nobody else is moving, right? So I just wait there a car, car link back and finally

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he gets over into his right lane. I'm in the left lane. Mostly the people that get in the right lane

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need are going to need to get on the freeway like the 167, you know, or that type of thing. And then me,

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I just have to go straight and I'll catch a I'll catch a ride up there later.

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Luckily the truck, so oh, that is what it was. Yeah, the truck gets into the right hand lane also. So he

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busts in front of the truck, when he gets in front of the truck, too, I'm thinking cool. So I roll past the

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the light turns green. His line stays. I roll past him and then the truck gets right behind me and

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roll past them too. So we leave this guy. We don't see him ever again. So I hope he's still waiting at

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that fucking stoplight. But the whole thing lasted five blocks, you know, three, you know, it was about

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10 minutes of my time. This guy probably raging mad that he had to wait to pull out. Now he's,

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you know, because there was no place to go at that time of day that day, you know, middle of the week

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computer traffic, computer traffic. But I felt good because I didn't even lose my Jeff temper, you

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know, there was no alarm in my head. No countdown started or nothing. I had a candy bar with me. I was

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happy at a Snickers bar I could chew on. That was in the fridge. Yeah, I left it in the fridge because

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I ate half of it at launch. It was one of big size, super big size. And so I had a nice cold. And it

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was warm that day, you know, yeah, my temper was low that that day. So I decided, so I used to have

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to commute through the cities here, which sucks. So it was 44 miles each each way and then literally

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going through the cities where my my commute would be similar like going from North Seattle to

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Tacoma every day. You can describe it, dude. You can say where you go through. I'm sure we have listeners.

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00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:53,600
So literally, so I lived in Lakeville and I had to go all the way to Maple Grove. I had no one knows

430
00:30:53,600 --> 00:31:01,280
where that's at. Yeah, yeah, I was joking. So it's so 44 miles. So in the morning, you know, I

431
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:08,720
five left at like six. It would take me about 45 minutes, not a problem. But I five left at six

432
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:16,480
30. I would take me an hour, hour and 15 minutes. Oh, understood. That's the worst. Yep. And then coming home,

433
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:23,920
yeah, you're looking at an hour and a half probably to get home. Yep. And so like when I lived in

434
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:30,080
Baffle and I was working in Bellevue, you know, that's a 12 mile commute and I was consistently an hour

435
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:37,440
just so bad, right? But I decided, you know, I was like, you know, it doesn't do me any good to get

436
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:44,480
mad. One, those people can't hear me when they yell. And I don't ever actually talk to them,

437
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:49,440
right? So it's not like I can tell them, look, you almost fucking hit me whether you knew it or not,

438
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:55,200
right? So it doesn't matter if their intention was to cut me off or if they did it on accident. So

439
00:31:55,200 --> 00:32:02,320
for my own sanity, I started just making up like stories. And I was like, you know,

440
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:09,280
if they're being an asshole or if there's an emergency, it doesn't matter. The result was the same.

441
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:13,440
So why don't I just choose to believe, oh, well, hey, that dude's

442
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:19,120
daughter is in the hospital or whatever. And I was like, wow, that's a little too,

443
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:24,000
too grand. I was like, so I just decided everyone. You're going to end up pulling up and giving them

444
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:30,000
like a 20 just because you feel bad now. I just decided from from there. I was like, all right,

445
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,640
I'm just going to decide everyone is driving like that has explosive diarrhea and it's about the

446
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:40,720
shit. That's what I did. They just have to go poop. That's it. So now my daughter now like, wow,

447
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:47,920
that person must really have to poop. Like, yep, that's right. Yes. I love that. That's that's probably

448
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,400
the best way to think about it. Honestly, wow, I mean, it doesn't, doesn't change what happened,

449
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:56,640
but it, I mean, it just allows me to like, wow, that thing is really got a shit.

450
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:02,480
There's yeah, there's no reason to get mad about things that almost happened usually, right?

451
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:07,040
Right. You're like just whatever, like fuck, okay, we came close. Sorry.

452
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:12,480
My bad, I was going to my slower than you. Like, just go. I know.

453
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:18,880
Have had. And my favorite part of the road rage stuff is the people that drive like assholes and

454
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:24,160
they're like, cutting and weaving and jamming through and shit. And then after like 20 minutes of

455
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:29,200
watching them do that and you pull up to the stoplight right next to them. Right. How'd that go out

456
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:34,720
for you? Right. I like that too. Yep. Well, and if people knew the statistics, like most accidents

457
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:42,720
happen during lane changes, right? Yeah. And if most, if more people knew and understood statistics,

458
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:47,680
they would, they would just be more careful, right? Right. You're just going to change lanes three

459
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:53,680
times to get fucking a hundred feet in front of somebody is stupid, right? Right. Right. But also,

460
00:33:53,680 --> 00:34:01,200
like we've probably all done it. Like fuck this dude. Well, sure. Yeah. Oh, we all do it. Yeah.

461
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,440
Kasia has Mike's ridden with me and he's yelled at me for it sneaking up on people. He's like,

462
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,120
you're getting too close to that guy. You're getting too close to that guy. Oh, man, I had an uncle

463
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:16,960
my own man. That boy, boy, he would, he thought it was a challenge to get to the car in front of

464
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,840
him. No matter if it was 50 miles ahead, he makes sure he'd get there as fast as he can just to

465
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:28,080
ride his bumper. That's funny because I, I used to say that to my kid when we'd be driving because

466
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:33,600
of freeways in Nevada, there's a lot of empty freeways, right? And so you'd see a car ahead of you and

467
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,440
my kid would be like, Dad, there's a car up there. And I'm like, yeah, we're racing him. We're catching up.

468
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:42,160
They're beating me. Right. And then so later on, if she got older, she would be like, Dad,

469
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:47,360
that guy's beating us. We got to catch up to him. And so of course, you know, I'm a man.

470
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:55,360
He's got dared. Yeah, right? I have to do it. I'm like, you're right. You have to catch up to him.

471
00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:01,360
But yeah, that was, that's a little different than a five lane, you know,

472
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:09,600
freeway in a highly populated area, right? Right. And as a, Kasia, she has to get the,

473
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:16,160
someone who has to rush to the hospital for work all the time appreciates the mindset.

474
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:20,080
Yeah, so she might cut you off every once in a while. Give her a break, man.

475
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:28,560
Just to go poop. Come on. So like I said, I got, I got dash cams for all the cars just because

476
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:35,200
shit got crazy. And I have one way. You kind of have to have them now. Yeah. Well, yeah, for, for

477
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:41,760
our own safety stuff, but like I have some wild shit and I have a video of this dude,

478
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:47,440
like the traffic was, it was bumper to bumper. And it's a two lane divided highway, right? But it was,

479
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:52,320
it was stalling and every time traffic would almost come to a stop. He would dip off. And I was like,

480
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:58,240
is he trying to get off on, like he would pull off on the shoulder and I was like, is he trying to,

481
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:03,680
it's like stop because it wasn't a very big shoulder. And there was like, like a barrier right there.

482
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:09,040
And I was like, is he trying to get out of his car with the X going on? And then traffic would move

483
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:13,840
again and he'd get back up and no, sure, shit. As soon as the shoulder got big enough, he cut off on

484
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:18,480
the shoulder and he drove past the whole bunch of people and I was like, what the hell? And then

485
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:24,800
sure enough, you know, you know, 15 miles down the road, we both took the same exit at the same time.

486
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:31,440
And I was like, the hell is going on here. And that was, that was actually the event where I was like,

487
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,680
I'm just going to assume that dude has to shit really bad. All right.

488
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:45,840
No, it's true. I just took a trip to Eastern Washington last weekend for a memorial to my Uncle

489
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:51,440
Monty, shout out, Uncle Monty. He lived the life he wanted to live, man. I could tell him different.

490
00:36:51,440 --> 00:37:00,400
He made knives out of like bone, like antlers and steel and he, uh, hunt fish, road motorcycles.

491
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,280
And there's all sorts of stories about bending the law.

492
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:10,560
Good on. He's a good for his. Yeah. He was a welder and worked, worked, uh, yeah, just did what he wanted.

493
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:17,040
So got to drive over there in this beautiful this time of year. If you go from the Pacific Northwest,

494
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:22,560
you know, to the Eastern Washington, which is kind of more arid, you know, a lot of people out,

495
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:29,920
went to, had to go to Yakima. I haven't been to Yakima forever. And the way I got to it, I had to,

496
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:36,560
I went to where it came in talk for I went to Ellsburg Canyon. If you guys know where that is,

497
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:44,560
that's a, that's a nice drive. Yep. This time of year. All Apple. Yeah. He go down through there and,

498
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:50,560
went to Yakima. Came in through first street and everybody, all towns have a first street. We

499
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:55,920
used to live on that first street. So I knew I was in Yakima. I didn't recognize it at first because

500
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:01,440
they put a lot of money into it. It looks like it was all very clean and nice looking and everything's

501
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:08,480
up. Then I noticed a lady coming at me on my left side. She's driving, looked like almost like a

502
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:15,520
lazy boy. It was big and she was laid back into it like it was like this big come feature, but it's

503
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:22,000
driving like right at me, right? That's not driving. So I get in the other lane. It's a tune and it was a

504
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,920
scooter. Basically she mod if she's was a homeless lady who modified one of those

505
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:32,720
mobility scooters. Yeah, but she was almost about biggest lane in the park. I mean, she

506
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:36,880
will must be yet and I looked around and so you got this nice looking place and then

507
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:43,600
the homeless walk around. It was kind of a surreal thing, but got to where I needed to go and

508
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:50,480
met the family ran and dow. Yeah, he's doing okay.

509
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:57,840
Talk to him. My brother was there. Him and his wife rode up on there on his big Harley. He got he has

510
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:07,120
almost done a recognize him. He looks like an old biker now. But everybody was cool.

511
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:13,840
And I really think it's because they're doing weed now. I have a couple relatives that were very

512
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:18,960
anti-wee. We're very like, but they love alcohol, man. They would never turn down a beer. But you

513
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:25,600
talk about doing weed now. That's not how we run. As soon as it's legal. Right. Well,

514
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:30,080
well, that's the thing. This has been legal for a long time and before it was always I'd get pointed

515
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:34,480
out who's the part at his line. It was stupid stuff. But this time, first thing I hear is all I need

516
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:41,520
is my wine and my weed. And I said, oh, everybody wants to take it all right. Yeah, that's what I said.

517
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:48,480
And I was the only one I was driving and I was good because I'm not good at family unions anyway.

518
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:56,400
And just to be honest, it was me, my dad and my mom. So I had a lot of

519
00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:03,040
guarded between me and the vipers. Everybody has vipers in their family. Some of them call me

520
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:08,800
ants. Some of them are called animals. Some cousins. But everybody has a couple vipers in their family.

521
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:14,800
So I was always protected from the vipers. So now it's just me and my brother and

522
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:21,600
they all had something. And there was a viper that kind of did a sneak attack on me. But I was glad I

523
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:28,560
was sober because I would have laid into it. And my brother, he's like, he tells his wife, I need to go

524
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:34,880
over there because Jeff's about to call her every name, but her name. And he came over. And he came over.

525
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:40,720
It's a good brother right there. Yeah. Yeah, because you did me my family. I might have just looked

526
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:54,240
and been like, watch this. And there was even the and the viper tried to try to interrupt me. And

527
00:40:54,240 --> 00:41:01,040
she went one of her in a daughter-in-law's reached over and kindly touched her on the hand, said,

528
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:07,760
you should let him talk. Because yeah, but it wasn't. And you know what, the cool thing was,

529
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,520
this is how far Jeff has come with the counseling. So I'm telling you, they're, they're,

530
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:16,480
Mike, we had the conversation earlier and we'll talk about it more about your dog going to counseling.

531
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:22,880
And I recommend it because it has helped me a lot. Well, it had, I don't know what else is that because

532
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:29,360
my timer didn't even go off. You know, like like sometimes when I get in a situation, my countdown

533
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:34,720
starts. Oh, Kasia's out of here, man. She's going to hit the hit. She's like, I don't want to hit.

534
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,960
Man, good for her. Yeah. Yeah. Right on good luck. Safe travels.

535
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:48,240
So I wasn't even mad. It was just one of those things. I said my piece, but I wasn't upset. And I was

536
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:53,920
glad I was like, yeah. But I did, I didn't smoke that that day. But a lot of everybody,

537
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:58,640
their buddies like, where did you go? And I go, I went outside and I was like, did you go smoke with

538
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:04,160
so and so, smoke with so and so? I don't know. Oh, I'm driving. But I ain't that. Everything went

539
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:12,400
really well. Good guy driving back. No issues. I went there and drove back the same day.

540
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:20,480
Only thing was I 18 or 18 was shut down going, we going west. So I had to go down to a fucking

541
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:26,960
10. And like my GPS says go to 10, fucking go to 10. Every other sign I passed, hey, if you wanted,

542
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:32,480
if you wanted to go to 18, get off in 20, you know, at 20. And hey, if you wanted to just get off

543
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:39,280
at exit 25, go to, you know, 22 followed the signs, man. And oh, man, God, I was like, I don't know

544
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:44,720
what that means. And so I did, I went all the way down to 10. We got in and whipped around, still

545
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:49,840
fucking slow drive. I think 35 miles all the way home. I had to pee. It was awful.

546
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:55,920
Should have pulled the Tommy boy and just pulled over on the side of the road, open your

547
00:42:55,920 --> 00:43:01,040
car doors. Almost I was thinking I was, I was thinking where would be appropriate to act like

548
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,040
I lost my contact or been key.

549
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:13,360
Create a car to conquer the wind. A car that lets you slip off the commonplace.

550
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,320
And experience driving its cyclist never before.

551
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:27,600
The Pontiac Firebird Trans app. Sit here. I've learned first hand how Firebird conquers the wind

552
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:34,960
and the world. We build like cyclists.

553
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:39,040
Yeah, but you're right. Absolutely right. God damn it. They didn't get their shit together

554
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:43,040
because we all live on a fucking planet. And it's not that big. I've been to a couple places

555
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:47,280
on other sides and you guys have been couple places on other side of the globe. You know, we need

556
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:54,240
to keep it as long as we can. There's only one. You know, there's no other side of the globe,

557
00:43:54,240 --> 00:44:03,760
Jeff. It's a disc. You're absolutely right, Scott. The other side of the coin. That's always my favorite

558
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:08,720
favorite response when people are like, we're going to go to Mars and colonize it and make it

559
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:13,200
habitable. And we're like, you know, if we could take a planet that sucked and make it habitable,

560
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,320
why the fuck wouldn't we just do it to this one? Since, you know, we're already here.

561
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:20,560
Oh, great. Yeah. Take care of your own house first.

562
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:26,720
Yeah, because we hate everybody on this planet. That's not the way people, honestly, not to get too

563
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:31,600
deep into this stuff, but that's not the way we do things, right? We fucking ruin wherever we live

564
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:36,160
and then we go look for a new place to live and we try to take it away from whoever's already

565
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:43,520
living there. Oh man. So, go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'm sorry, but go watch the matrix and I

566
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:49,920
shit you not when he's fucking telling telling Morpheus how humans are a virus. Oh my, holy fuck.

567
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:56,000
Yes. No, he's absolutely right. No, it is. I always thought so because because we could breed so

568
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:01,360
fucking easy. You know what I mean? And it doesn't even take nothing, but we hate each other so bad

569
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:08,880
that the breeding cycle has to be so intense. And we, Joe Rogan has a bit about this, an old, old,

570
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:14,400
bit in one of his things where he said talks about flying over L.A. And looking at it and it looks

571
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:20,800
like mold on bread, right? Where people are living compared to the rest of the thing. So, yeah, I mean,

572
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:25,680
it's kind of true, but isn't all life that way a little bit like that? That's what it is, you

573
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:32,800
go ahead, yeah. Sorry. No, I'm sorry. Yeah, 110% because I was just thinking I was watching the moss

574
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:39,120
outside. You know, we saw the moss grown and I moved that sauce moss for all my feet outside your

575
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:47,120
and you could tell. Right. That we saw. Right. Yeah. It called to us. It was a siren song of soft moss.

576
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:53,440
Let your hand on me. It's okay. So this is the best sidewalk I've ever walked on, Joe.

577
00:45:53,440 --> 00:46:00,080
Well, you could tell because you know, the nutrients, the shade is there, the water, all the above.

578
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:04,880
So same with civilization. You go where the water is, you go where the food is, you go, you know,

579
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:10,560
safety is dude, I got a dorky science thing about that a bit. It wasn't in our notes, but you guys,

580
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:16,960
if you don't mind, leave it. So Antarctica. So I don't know if you guys have been paying attention,

581
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:24,000
but they've been drilling in Antarctica. You hear a lot about land under Antarctica, right? Okay.

582
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:31,040
So they've been drilling, like I guess, the Soviets started, they be in the 70s, right? They picked one

583
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:36,560
in the 70s. Right. Right. Well, they were the first. So anyway, they went all, they, they drilled as far as they

584
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:42,640
can. They found water under Antarctica, liquid water way down deep. They went way, way down deep.

585
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:47,600
They didn't break into it. They got right above it because they were worried about breaking into it,

586
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:53,840
would press your eyes and blow up and whatever. And ultimately, the UK found a shallower one in the

587
00:46:53,840 --> 00:47:02,960
US did to shower the shallower lakes. So liquid water under meters and meters of ice that's been

588
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:09,680
there for millions of years, right? Yep. Pretty fucking cool. I've got bacteria in it. Yeah. They're going to

589
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:16,320
find that. So they actually ended up Russia. I think it was last year, Russia poked through it and

590
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:21,760
said they found something, but they used caracene in their in their drilling process. And so

591
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:28,560
they was contaminated. They contaminated it. Yeah. And so over the last couple of years, I think the

592
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:36,640
US has done two and they found like new viruses that are super old. Well, they're guessing. It's either,

593
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:42,480
it's either new life that we don't know about or it's old life we're just now finding out about,

594
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:50,480
right? So pretty cool either way. But it does open up the idea because this has been like, this is

595
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:59,360
water that's been sealed under ice for thousands of years, millions of years, right? So it opens up the

596
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:06,960
idea that like Europa and these icy planets, it really gives science a backing to say that, hey,

597
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:12,720
there's probably something alive in these oceans on other planets. Which I always thought so.

598
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:19,520
Well, yeah, I think, look, a lot of people did, right? But do I listen to something? Sorry,

599
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:26,800
that just on the same space talk to it. We didn't even realize like we had never found a planet outside

600
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:35,520
of our solar system until the 90s. Wow. Yeah, that blew my mind. I was like, what? But yeah, until

601
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:41,440
the 90s, we didn't even realize, like we couldn't, yeah, we couldn't prove that there were other planets.

602
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:48,080
I was waiting for the with water. Like I was waiting for the rest of the whole planet. Just a planet.

603
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:52,560
Yeah, we couldn't even prove there were other planets until the 90s. And then all of a sudden,

604
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:57,840
they figured out that planets going in front of stars, you know, move the light and then so we can

605
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:03,440
find them. But yeah, that wasn't it. That wasn't it. So we've only been finding planets since the 90s

606
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:09,120
and we found thousands of them now, right? Yeah. Well, now we know the idea that there's a lot of

607
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:14,480
plants. Oh, sorry. What was that? My, oh, I just said, now we know what we're looking for. Yeah,

608
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:20,080
yeah, now, now we're looking, right? But I think it's just as we get older and time goes on, we're

609
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:25,520
just going to dial this down, right? So at first, it was just, oh, there's a planet. Now we can see

610
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:30,080
what their atmosphere is made of, right? We can see if there's oxygen, we can see if there's water

611
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:34,800
or at least we can get an idea that it's there, right? So I think we're going to find life

612
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:41,040
all over the place. But that's just me. Who the fuck am I? Right? You are Scott. I think that works.

613
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:49,920
Yeah. I mean, obviously, I'm right. Of course. Just kidding. Well, in all that, I guess I could segue

614
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:54,640
this into the UFO files. Have you guys looked at any of the UFO files ever released? No.

615
00:49:54,640 --> 00:50:01,200
How about you, Jeff? Which one is like recently or the new one? So yeah.

616
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:07,440
Okay, I think it was a couple of weeks ago or maybe a month or so ago,

617
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:17,120
President Trump said he was making, I think, the FBI release all the UFO files. I'm going for some

618
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:25,040
reason. They released it on the, yeah, okay, here's the thing. And that we need kid did it.

619
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:33,040
February 19th, Trump said on his social, true social or whatever that he was going to make

620
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:38,880
Secretary of War, which I'm going to call Secretary of Defense because I think that

621
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:43,200
your war is stupid. Yeah, it's such a stupid. Yeah, email me. Fuck off.

622
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:51,600
And so he's going to do it on February 19th. Yeah, he told them to release all these UFO files. So

623
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:56,720
they put out a whole release. And there is, there's of course tons and tons of shit, right? Oh,

624
00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:02,640
you know what? I'll put, I'll put a link in our chat. And if people are interested, you can go to

625
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:13,120
war.gov/UFO. And it war.gov is stupid, but also that's where he has to go. I was just thinking like,

626
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:20,720
what, why is the UFO stuff on war? Right? It's almost, it's almost like, well, because it's the

627
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:26,080
Department of Defense. Yeah, it's the Department of Defense. Yeah. What are we defending against?

628
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:31,280
Well, that's what we're supposed to be. You A.P. is probably Asian, yeah. Yeah, of course, aliens.

629
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:39,840
Not those times, yeah. The answer is called, yeah, the nontress. Well, I think so we could talk about

630
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:45,040
it. God, you guys are going to make me do a two hour podcast. I'm going. It's called the presidential

631
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:53,840
unceiling reporting. That's a reporting. God damn it. It's called per sue. presidential unceiling

632
00:51:53,840 --> 00:52:00,720
and reporting system for UAP encounters. I wish that they had not put the U in there and just made it

633
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:11,440
purse. Per se. Nice. Nice. I think it would be funnier. But yeah, anyway, I know our government is

634
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:20,160
known for its humor. Well, it hasn't been, but the last few years, I know it, dude, people use that as

635
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:25,200
a reason, they're like, Trump's a comedian. Well, like, that's not a reason to vote for it. I got

636
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:32,640
that's is my opinion. Sorry, not to get not to get how you get political. That's my opinion. I don't

637
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:38,800
know, but there's a lot of pictures. They are what they are. Go check them out. They've been getting a lot

638
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:45,600
of a lot of heat for some ones that are obviously like, derigables, you know, blimps,

639
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:53,520
right, fucking summer AI were obviously yeah, shop or whatever, right? The fuck was made.

640
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:58,640
But there's a ton of stuff out there and I think it's cool they're doing it even though they are, I mean,

641
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:03,440
people will tell you it's just a distraction, right, from those other files they were supposed to

642
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:11,360
release it. Because it is because it is. You're right. You're not wrong. I'm not questioning the

643
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:19,680
validity of what's in the files. I'm just saying. No, I agree with you. I think I think 100%

644
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:27,360
I feel the same way like this was a release to distract from the war from the Epstein files. I'll just

645
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:32,160
say it all. I don't care from all the things that are bad, right? He did this as a reason, but

646
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:37,120
it's cool that they're out, right? And now people can go through them and and

647
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:44,000
maybe they'll not be happy. They won't be happy with that. That's okay. They won't because if we

648
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:51,280
knew anything, we would know stuff, right? But nobody said everything was going to be real. Even

649
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:57,280
that the UFO guys are like, even if 1% of it is real, there's still something out there we can

650
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:06,000
explain. The rest, 99% of it could be all hoaxes and explainable, could be durgables, but that 1%

651
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:12,640
where'd that come from? What's that one? Can we talk about our favorite UFO theories? Sure.

652
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:18,480
You guys mind? Yeah, you start. Oh, why do I gotta go first? You've got to cheer the most

653
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:24,240
anthem for it. All right, so I am because I love this shit. My favorite one I've talked about it

654
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:33,600
numerous times is underground. I'm a huge fan of the idea that there was some kind of

655
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:41,040
catastrophe in the past. People went underground way before we did, does that make sense? And

656
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:48,480
their technology advanced thousands of years before ours did. So they're just people like us,

657
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:55,040
but they've been living underground for, you know, 100,000 years plus or less. That is my favorite

658
00:54:55,040 --> 00:55:03,360
idea. The more locks. Yeah, like more locks, but with plants on them. Less cannibalism. Yeah,

659
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:12,880
less cannibalism and more, you know, metal or ergy, right? Yeah, instead, yeah, they lean towards more

660
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:20,240
science and stuff. Right. Well, and just so I can, so there is a theory. I don't know if you guys

661
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:27,520
know anything about, god damn it. So in anthropology, there's the morning star, is it morning star caves?

662
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:34,560
It's something the star cave system. Have you guys ever heard of that? Oh, yeah, it's god damn it.

663
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:39,920
I mean, I'm gonna mess this up because I'm drunk and I'm a little high and I'm talking anthropology.

664
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:49,040
A little high, right? There is. So we found like 2000 fossils in this one cave system in Africa.

665
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:54,000
And it's, if they use something like it's star, it's something star cave system.

666
00:55:55,200 --> 00:56:01,920
People should start cave itself. I remember like a star is star cave system. There you go. Thank

667
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:09,840
you, Mike. So we found, and this is like the most like hominin fossils we found, right? In one place.

668
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:18,160
And so there's an idea that these might be have been like a, and their hands, if you look into

669
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:27,600
some of the things their hands are shaped different than other hominins that climb trees. And this is

670
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:33,200
all theory, right? This is all kind of theory. Their hands are shaped like like rock climbers, like mountain

671
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:40,560
climbers hands. And so there's an idea that maybe these things, these things, these, you know, monkeys,

672
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:46,000
whatever hominids, whatever you want to call them, lived underground, right? And so like to me,

673
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,080
that's, that just makes sense. Like if something happened and these things just lived underground,

674
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:58,160
maybe they would just continue to evolve just like we did above ground, right? Sure. Because I like that

675
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:04,160
word. You weird out. The, the local Indian, not the localings, but the North American Indians.

676
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:10,800
Always, there were some people who had the legend of the ant people about the people that live

677
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:15,600
under the caves and stuff like that. Hey, that's where, yeah, that was the, I want to say,

678
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:20,160
Hopi, right? Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. There's caves where people live.

679
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:29,360
There's a tribe in Africa. I want to, it starts with a D. It's like Doma or dogma, something like that,

680
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:35,440
that have, dude, they, they knew about star systems and stuff. They have like a verbal,

681
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:42,800
you know, passed down knowledge from generations where they, they know about stars and they say,

682
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:48,000
like space people brought them down and they, they wear masks and stuff. They are the dogon.

683
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:56,960
There you go, dogon. And you're so good, like, no. But yeah, the same thing. Like, there's some really

684
00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:03,040
cool, like if you're, I don't know, if you're into this kind of stuff and whatever, there's some really

685
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:10,800
cool traditions about where people came from, they open up all kinds of new ways to think about it,

686
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:15,920
right? At least in my opinion, but I'm also not married to anything. Like, I don't have a,

687
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:22,080
right, a religion or a, or a theory behind where people came from. That's not, that's just not how,

688
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:29,040
I grew up or whatever, right? Right. The dogon people are also known as Balchiniens.

689
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:34,320
No, no, they're not. Look at the picture, bro. Are you? Oh,

690
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:47,120
uh, sorry, that was a throwback to men in black. Yeah, they were all chanigans. That's the

691
00:58:47,120 --> 00:59:00,880
fucking the bottom. The master cool, though, right? Yeah, that's pretty cool.

692
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:05,200
I dig it. Chanigans, dude, that one on the right is fucking mad.

693
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:15,200
Like I just soon as it came up, I was like, whoa, so it was a big orgy. They found just a big

694
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:21,760
orgy. And that was, that wasn't on accident. Yeah, they couldn't have been right. They were sending

695
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:27,120
a message. Dude, that those, that those are balls or butts. One of the two things.

696
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:35,280
See, extra to ask, who wouldn't have a sense of humor? You're traveling, everybody thinks they're

697
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:40,400
like Dr. Mr. Spock, Dr. Spock, they're like Mr. Spock and all. No, they're fucking goofballs. It's

698
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:45,920
like every other species traveling through the universe, making fun of the local primates. I mean,

699
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:52,080
go ahead. So that this try, this tribe is known for their, for their wooden masks, right? Like,

700
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:59,040
that's their, yep, that's their big thing. Um, that, that got down.

701
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:08,320
So I want to hear your guys. Um, since you guys made me, uh, tell me, I want to hear your guys, uh,

702
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:14,080
your guys is, is that, that's probably not the way you say that. Your guys is? Yeah, I want to hear

703
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:22,000
your opinions on, um, UFOs. What do you think? Believe, don't believe what your favorite theory?

704
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:30,160
Well, again, this is the one percent. Go, go ahead, Mike. Hit it. No, go for it.

705
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:35,600
Well, I think it is the one percent you can't explain in the, my, and do I need absolute proof now?

706
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:41,600
And I think if anything was going to happen, it would happen by now. Um, I do think with today's

707
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:48,560
technologies and things like they're realizing that, you know, the flying saucers that Arnold saw

708
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:57,280
was probably the, our first versions of a flying V type of aircraft without the, the help of like

709
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:05,440
fly by wire technology, you know, so you think a lot of it is just, um, like, um, us being a military

710
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:14,720
stuff. Yeah. Well, you think it's 90, 90%, 90%, 90% just everyday humans being human. Um, I agree with that.

711
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:19,920
I agree with that political, what about the weird shit though? That's, yeah, that's it. I don't know.

712
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:24,240
Is it just one time thing? There's a couple times where it just shit happened where I thought, wow,

713
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:29,280
that was weird, but did I want to spend the rest of my life trying to figure out what it was? No.

714
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:36,160
But it didn't happen again. You know, yeah, well, I don't chase it down. Yeah, right.

715
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:40,800
But I don't need a doctorate or a dude with a doctorate to tell me it's real or not. I know what the

716
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:47,440
fuck happened. I was there. You know what I mean? So have you ever seen anything, Jeff? Have you ever

717
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:54,240
seen anything out in a sky that you were like, what the fuck was that thing? Yeah. Yeah, but I'm pretty

718
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:58,960
sure I know what it was now though. And this one I was a kid. I'm pretty sure it was an ultra light,

719
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:03,920
but I didn't know what ultra light was and it was very quiet and it was just a three triangle thing

720
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:10,800
flying over very silently. Oh, try it. Right. That's what I mean. It was fucking creepy, but it wasn't

721
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:18,160
those are the things. One of the pictures they released on the more than one, but one that I

722
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:26,240
thought was pretty interesting was one from the moon. And it had a triangle had triangle lights

723
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:32,400
in the in the background like over the horizon, right, on the moon. Who knows? Like it could just be

724
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:38,800
stars. Who fucking know? And also, I do believe the 10 year, you know, it were 10 years into the

725
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:44,480
future type of thing. So we worked at that place where everything in that building was 10 years into

726
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:51,280
the future. You know what I mean? Yeah. Everything was being tested for 10 years into the future to work

727
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:57,040
out all the bugs. So it's in the future when it comes out in everybody's house. It's going, it's

728
01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:02,000
going to be awesome. So I believe that the same with with well, we live, fuck, bowing and shit.

729
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:08,560
I'm talking in code. Bowing is here. It's same thing. They got to be 10. That's how they make money.

730
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:14,960
You know, to be 10 years or more into the future. Is it alien technology? Not necessarily.

731
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:20,240
Doesn't have to be just got a lot. I seen a lot of smart kids where we worked again. They weren't

732
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:24,960
building stuff that was out of the ordinary, but these kids were smart and they could build it.

733
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:28,960
Whatever they wanted. They were there. These were genius. You know, these are hardcore.

734
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:33,920
You know, to win it again, I don't think a lot of them were a lot of them look like they were from

735
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:39,920
another planet sometimes, but they weren't, you know, they were just normal earthlings. But I think

736
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:45,840
what totally freaks people out. It's not all American. These people from were from all around the world

737
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:50,480
getting this shit done. So I think that's what really freaks the people out there like, well, my buck,

738
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:55,120
my, my, my uncle, John has worked there for 10 years. You never did it. Yeah. He's a fucking janitor.

739
01:03:55,120 --> 01:04:02,000
You know, these kids are fucking engineers and and micro, they had everybody there. Microbiologists

740
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:09,120
said, all sorts of people working on different things. Yep. So I do. Yeah. I think you're 100% right. But I,

741
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:17,200
I believe the same thing. Like I think most of the stuff we see is is a is an American tech or tech

742
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:23,280
from another country. I have our time with another country and part of the reason is because like,

743
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:30,800
like what do we get from China a couple years ago? Fucking bulldooms. Right. And so I'm like, they

744
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:37,440
definitely don't have some some dark art, you know, triangle shaped things flying around. But I think

745
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:46,000
we might, but that's just my opinion. But also, I am a big fan of the idea that there's other,

746
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:52,800
other intelligence out there. So understood. Yeah. Agreed. That's just me. I'm a dork. Dude. How about you,

747
01:04:52,800 --> 01:05:03,840
Mike? What's your what's your opinion? Well, uh, oh, shit. I buckle up. Well, that sounded like he

748
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:08,960
just ended a buckle in his belt. It did sound like it was like, what's parents? Yeah. All right.

749
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:19,600
Fucking fuckers. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, uh, the fence. I mean, I, I was born in Roswell. So let's, uh,

750
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:27,120
let's, let's just go with I grew up with that shit all around me. Yeah. Um, I had a, uh,

751
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:34,560
an experience when I was a kid, you know, we used to go fishing at night, uh, because we fished

752
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:41,440
catfish. And that's the best time to catch them sitting in a chair on the side of the river. And my

753
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:49,280
mom looks up and goes, what the hell's that? And I looked up and we saw what if I saw today, I would

754
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:57,200
say that satellite, except it was going across the sky. And then another one came up behind it,

755
01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:10,400
much faster, slowed down, stay behind it and looked like, uh, it, it fired on it. Um, yeah. And then

756
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:15,360
they both disappeared. And both, both me and my mom were like, like, no explosion or anything,

757
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:22,960
like they just were gone, right? And both of us were like, uh, what, what the hell was that? And now

758
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:31,200
this is New Mexico in the in the 80s. So like, there's no light pollution out there, right? So super,

759
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:38,320
super crisp dark sky is not like we were seeing airplanes or anything, right? They weren't flashing

760
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:46,240
lights or anything. So it was like, okay, um, I grew up watching the night sky constantly looking

761
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:54,960
for shit like that. Oh, yeah. Um, I would say that, uh, if you believe that in the entire universe,

762
01:06:54,960 --> 01:07:05,280
earth is the only planet that has intelligent life at the level that we're at or above,

763
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:17,600
then your hubris is beyond the measure. Thank you. I would, uh, I would say, um, at, at best,

764
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:27,920
bigger than seven inches. I say hubris, not penis. Um, I, I would say that at, at best, you know,

765
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:37,360
where, where either in a situation where, where, not at a level where,

766
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:48,560
out, out of society or whatever you want to call it, thinks we're worth contacting or, or,

767
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:59,600
or, you know, uh, at worst, they're at a level where, you know, they haven't been able to get this far

768
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:05,680
just like we haven't, right? We can't even get to Mars, which is reachable in our solar system.

769
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:10,240
Right. We just made it around the moon. Apparently. Exactly. Right? Yeah. We're celebrating traveling

770
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:16,720
around the moon. Like, oh, okay. Well, I guess, dude, maybe steps, distances are crazy, though,

771
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:23,280
for a perspective, you could put every planet in the solar system in the space between Earth and

772
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:28,160
a moon and you would still have space left over. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not. So, well,

773
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:34,400
I'm just saying I don't know. Right. People, some people don't realize how vast the distance in

774
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:40,560
spaces and how long it takes to travel, right? Well, and that, so, and that back to Mike's point. Yeah.

775
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:46,320
Yeah. That's the thing that I agree is like, you know, you, you, you talked to people on it,

776
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:55,040
like, Oh, I drive my car at 80 miles an hour. Okay. I fly a plane at 600 miles an hour. Okay. The rocket

777
01:08:55,040 --> 01:09:05,280
was going six miles a second. Wow. The international space station goes 20,000 miles an hour. Yeah.

778
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:13,120
Because the further you get from Earth, the quicker those miles go, right? Right. So, yeah,

779
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:24,240
it's 380,000 miles from here to the moon. Yes. But it's not, it's not really the same thing, right?

780
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:30,160
No, I had a place you got traveling in a, in a arc. You can't travel straight to the moon. They

781
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:34,480
had to shoot it like up from the other side of the planet. You know, because it's a moving

782
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:40,480
car, right? Right. Right. Well, again, we don't have the technology to go straight, right?

783
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:43,640
not to say somebody else can, or something else can.

784
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:47,740
- Sure, and we're not even talking into like time travel,

785
01:09:47,740 --> 01:09:49,300
you know what it's mean?

786
01:09:49,300 --> 01:09:51,200
- Don't spell the word "sit there" things, but--

787
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:52,160
- Or, yeah, not either, right?

788
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:55,000
- Yeah, so there's that for travel, yeah.

789
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,540
- Exactly, but I have to say it like,

790
01:09:57,540 --> 01:10:02,160
and that, to me, all of that part is,

791
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,520
that's just baseline, right?

792
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:07,200
Like, if you think there's nothing out there,

793
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:10,720
then I just think you're just wrong.

794
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:14,800
Like, I don't think there's any way

795
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,440
that we could possibly be the only life

796
01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:18,560
in the entire universe.

797
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:22,880
Like, that's not feasibly possible, right?

798
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:23,800
But-- - Your story.

799
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:27,400
- My, if we're going theories,

800
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:29,400
like if you're talking your underground theory,

801
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:31,760
my-- - Yeah, that's what I wanted was here.

802
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,360
- If you think UFOs might be real.

803
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,840
- Oh, especially in Roswell, man, how many?

804
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:37,680
- You could do that.

805
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:39,360
- Yeah, like what's your theory on them?

806
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,360
Because some, and just some people,

807
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:44,720
like you can get deep, right?

808
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:48,240
Like there's the Solarian hypothesis

809
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:51,480
where people think that lizard people

810
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,000
were intelligent before us,

811
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,760
or lizard people live here and can shape shift,

812
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:58,840
or lizard people from outer space and get here.

813
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:00,000
- There is a lot.

814
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,800
- Yeah, there's the whole galactic, whatever they call it,

815
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:07,960
and there's a lot of the Federation, where people think

816
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:10,440
there's six or seven different types of aliens

817
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:11,680
that come to Earth.

818
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:16,120
Like, there is a wide variety of what people believe

819
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:20,280
about UFOs, UAPs, the whole thing.

820
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,520
And so that's, I kind of assumed that we all agreed

821
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,720
that there was life on other planets,

822
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:29,080
but I kind of wanted to know what you guys thought about,

823
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,560
like, specifically UFOs.

824
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:33,720
Like, if it is, what's your favorite theory on UFOs?

825
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:35,480
- Do you think they're from here?

826
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,800
- They're not from here.

827
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:37,640
- Whatever.

828
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:40,400
- My favorite theory is, if you've ever seen

829
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:45,400
the movie Jupiter ascending, my favorite theory is that

830
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:49,560
Earth is being raised as a crop to be harvested

831
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:50,480
when we're right.

832
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,680
- There why not.

833
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:56,360
- Well, okay, for technology or for, like, meat?

834
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:58,320
- For life force, right?

835
01:11:58,320 --> 01:11:59,160
- Ooh.

836
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:03,640
- They let humans populate, because that's what we're good at.

837
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:05,280
We're at eight billion.

838
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,280
- Yeah, we are.

839
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,560
- When we hit the tipping point,

840
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:12,240
where we're gonna completely destroy the planet

841
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:15,880
or whatever the hell their threshold is,

842
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:19,280
they'll come down and harvest the planet and move on.

843
01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:20,800
- I don't see why not.

844
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:22,560
It's a good job if you can get it.

845
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:27,720
- So you're in the farm/zoohybathocystis?

846
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:30,200
- Right, yeah, pretty much.

847
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:33,080
- Okay, you know what, I'm not opposed to that.

848
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,760
I love the idea that we're a zoo too.

849
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,160
That, you know, we're just getting that.

850
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:38,680
- We're so kind of prison colony.

851
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:39,520
- Yeah.

852
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:42,440
- We're an aunt colony that they're watching us.

853
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:43,280
Yeah.

854
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:46,400
- I mean, I feel like that's true no matter what.

855
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:51,400
But that's just because, like, if you think, sorry,

856
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:53,280
this is gonna be so stupid,

857
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,680
but if you think that there's, I know,

858
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:56,880
Jeff's like, we've been stupid.

859
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:59,880
- I know, right, we've passed that bar a while ago, Scott.

860
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:01,440
(laughing)

861
01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:05,240
- If you think that there's actually visitors,

862
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:08,040
and let's say if there is intelligent life

863
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,160
from another, we'll just say another planet.

864
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:11,800
From outside the earth, we'll just say that.

865
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:16,800
From outside the earth that's visiting and can see us, right?

866
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:20,200
Or whatever, there's technology that we don't know about.

867
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,280
Obviously we're like a zoo, right?

868
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:25,880
Because that's, like, we can't even,

869
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:33,640
we can describe what we see, but we can't acknowledge your technology.

870
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:34,480
You know what I mean?

871
01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:36,800
We can't duplicate it, we can't do it.

872
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:40,920
So it is literally like being in a zoo or a prison,

873
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,960
no matter what.

874
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:47,880
Like, even if they're from here, if they're from fucking another place,

875
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:53,040
if they're, if we're just slaves, or minors, or farm,

876
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,600
or whatever, like, is that no matter what?

877
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,280
- What if we got that message, Joe?

878
01:13:58,280 --> 01:13:59,120
What would we do?

879
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:01,400
If somebody just like it was just a quick note,

880
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:04,320
something dropped off, something, you know, a note that says,

881
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:07,160
"Hey, we'll be back in one now."

882
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:08,520
- It's not a fucking thing.

883
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:10,840
You would still buy Pringles and Fritos and...

884
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:11,680
- Right.

885
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,720
- We would know intention, you know what everybody said.

886
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:16,280
- Well, I mean, what are you exactly saying?

887
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:17,560
- You're not gonna do anything.

888
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:18,400
- Nothing.

889
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,240
- Exactly.

890
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:22,000
- Like, you're just gonna go about your life, right?

891
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,160
- Yeah, so we're trying to go.

892
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:24,000
- It's cool.

893
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:24,840
I just love the theories.

894
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:26,000
I love the theorizing.

895
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,400
I just think it's entertaining.

896
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:28,240
That's all.

897
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:32,480
But nothing, like, I feel like even if, dude, honestly,

898
01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:35,400
the world we live in, I hate that term,

899
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:36,720
but it is kind of a thing, right?

900
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:41,400
But the world we live in right now, no matter what they showed you,

901
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,440
half of the people aren't gonna believe it.

902
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:44,840
Like half of the people are gonna be like,

903
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,360
that's AI, that's...

904
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:47,200
- Oh, wow.

905
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,080
- You know, CGI, that's whatever.

906
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:50,800
Until they see it in person, right?

907
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:53,320
- I need you, if you haven't yet,

908
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:56,720
it is a horrible experience, but I need you to experience it.

909
01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:59,480
I need you to watch the movie Don't Look Up.

910
01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:00,840
- Oh, God.

911
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:01,680
- Okay.

912
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:02,520
- All right.

913
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:04,360
- 'Cause, fuck.

914
01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:05,960
- Is that what they do in that movie?

915
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,280
There's a comic comment.

916
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,120
- That is literally, there's an asteroid coming to destroy the Earth,

917
01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:11,720
and they're trying to tell them, and everyone's like,

918
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:13,000
"No, that's not real."

919
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,520
- Yeah, they just gaslight 'em, right?

920
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:15,360
- Yeah.

921
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:17,680
- Yeah, I think, I'm pretty sure I read the thing.

922
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:21,840
I haven't seen it, but like, that's not to get political,

923
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:23,920
but fuck, that's the world we're living in.

924
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:24,760
- I know, right?

925
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:25,920
- You get on the news.

926
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:29,560
And they're like, "Oh, we're at war, but it's not a war."

927
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:32,640
Oh, we're in a ceasefire, but it's not a ceasefire.

928
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:33,480
- You know what I mean?

929
01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:36,320
- We're winning the war, but we're not winning the war.

930
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:37,960
- Right, I can't call it a war,

931
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:40,920
'cause I didn't get congressional approval,

932
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:42,400
but it's a war, but, what?

933
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:45,120
- Exactly, okay, but you literally just call it a war now,

934
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:45,960
dickweed.

935
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:47,280
- I'm sorry.

936
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:48,440
- That's you.

937
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:49,960
- Email me, fuck.

938
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:50,800
- Yeah.

939
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,320
- Red call, call it, call it something.

940
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:53,320
- It's Mike ads.

941
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:54,640
- Call me, call me.

942
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:55,480
- Here he called me.

943
01:15:55,480 --> 01:15:57,080
- What's the number, Jeff?

944
01:15:57,080 --> 01:16:02,000
- There we go, 1-855-474-8272.

945
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:05,160
Yeah, tell Mike he's wrong or tell Mike he is right.

946
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:08,840
1-855-474-8272.

947
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:13,200
- Happy Mother's Day to all the moms.

948
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:16,160
- That'll be past, it'll be, but whatever,

949
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:17,360
happy people aided.

950
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,640
- Yeah, we don't care.

951
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,280
- He said we don't care.

952
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,600
- Oh, I don't know how they do.

953
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:25,120
- I'm gonna cut that up into happy Mother's Day,

954
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:25,960
happy- - We don't care.

955
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:27,560
- We don't fucking care.

956
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:29,360
(laughing)

957
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:32,160
- Yeah, I feel bad, man, 'cause these mothers

958
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:35,360
that I work with, that they work just as hard as I do,

959
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,360
you know, then they have to go home and take care of the kids

960
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,000
and on their day off, like my day off,

961
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,920
I get to hang out with you guys, right?

962
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:43,960
They literally have to go home and fucking take care

963
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:45,960
of a family, man, you know what I mean?

964
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:48,520
So, yeah, nothing but respect.

965
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:51,760
- Well, now we can't end because Sino just showed up.

966
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:54,680
- Speaking of Mother's the biggest mother we know.

967
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:55,840
- Sino?

968
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:58,040
- Congratulations, brother.

969
01:16:58,040 --> 01:16:59,040
- Yeah, man.

970
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:00,800
- Super happy for you.

971
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:01,800
- Yeah. - So we can even,

972
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:02,800
fuck, we're gonna say that on it,

973
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,200
well, I'll edit the scene, so.

974
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:07,800
- We can't. - Congratulations, dude.

975
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:09,880
- Congratulations, Sino.

976
01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:12,160
- Proud of you, you deserve it.

977
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:13,760
Who have you been listening to?

978
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:16,560
- You've been listening to the Grit City podcast.

979
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:19,920
Check them out at gritcitypodcast.com.

980
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,320
- Mic Drop.