Jonathan Wier (00:00) Hey, welcome to the show everybody. It is me, Jonathan, and my good buddy Cody. Hey, my good buddy. Cody Akins (00:07) Man, it's good to be back. I Jonathan Wier (00:09) Yeah, it's a thing that I'm trying out, called, you know, doing a podcast. Yeah. Cody Akins (00:15) Yeah, I feel like Meekle Hardman, The salary cap casualty. I don't think we've recorded since the Super Bowl episode. Now I've been gone for a season and I'm begging my old team to take me back. Jonathan Wier (00:29) He's with the Packers for the minute. Like at least, at least for the off season, which I, you know, that's good. It's really not terrible. Green Bay has got awful in the winter, but I think spring and summer is pretty nice. So he'll spend, spend his spring and summer there. And then obviously he'll be back here by what, what do you put November? Cody Akins (00:31) He'll be back. There will be a small tampering period and then he'll be back by Thanksgiving. Jonathan Wier (00:54) Thanksgiving, yeah, around there. Yeah, he's definitely coming back. They need to bring Willie Gay back. I think we just need that energy. Cody Akins (01:02) Doesn't he play for the New Orleans Chiefs now though? Jonathan Wier (01:04) Saints. Yeah, the New Orleans farm team for the Chiefs. just it's more of a like a holding like because Mike Pennell is back. I don't know. I assume at some point we're going to get Kaylin Saunders back from the Saints. Yeah. Anyway, thanks for for tuning in, everybody. Thanks for, whatever. I. I had a question that came up today. And I'm it's not a. like a profound thing, but it is something that I think is one of those things that seems trivial at first, but then the more you think about it, the more engrossing and kind of psychotically obsessing it is. At what point geographically are you no longer a Kansas Cityian? Because if you say, I'm from Kansas city, you could mean you're from Overland park. When you meet somebody from, you know, if you, if you're out of town, say you're on vacation, say you're in Hawaii, people ask you where you're from. You don't say Belton, Missouri. You say, ah, I'm from Kansas city. Cause they'll have a vague idea of where Kansas city is. Right. I'm from Belleville, Illinois. It's 35 minutes away from St. Louis, but I say I'm from St. Louis. At what point on the map. Cody Akins (02:14) Right. But you're from St. Louis. Jonathan Wier (02:26) Are you no longer from Kansas City and do you start saying I'm from that specific small little town or do you say I'm from like the next closest big town? Cody Akins (02:40) I feel like it's gotta be within, this might be a stretch, but I'd say within a 75 mile radius. And then you kind of put yourself into the next closest town. Jonathan Wier (02:49) It's 75 miles. Okay, I'm going to pull up on Google Maps and share this. So if you're watching this, you'll be able to see it. Cody Akins (03:03) I'm probably way off base there. Jonathan Wier (03:06) I'm okay. So this is right. This is Kansas city, obviously. Right. Is it still going good? Okay. All right. So let's go east. If you're from independence, you're still saying you're from Kansas city, but do you still say you're from Kansas city? Even from Buckner? Cody Akins (03:13) Yeah. Yeah. I hear a lot of people from Buckner actually say they're from Buckner. Jonathan Wier (03:30) Okay, so you've met people from Buckter and they're with, but they're in Kansas City. If I'm talking to somebody from Kansas City, I'm not going to say I'm from Kansas City. I'm going to say I'm from Overland Park. Cody Akins (03:40) Yeah, but yeah, I feel like you're right. That's still kind of the Kansas City area. I mean, because if you go south just a little bit, you kind of line up with Blue Springs and Green Valley and Irk Grove. Yeah. Jonathan Wier (03:50) Okay. Grain Valley, definitely people still say they're from Kansas City and Grain Valley. Yeah. I think it's, I, nobody from Columbia says that they're from Kansas City, but they're somewhere like in here where you would stop saying you're from Cody Akins (03:56) Yeah. No, no, you're from Colombia. Jonathan Wier (04:18) Like you might say I'm near Whiteman Air Force Base. Cody Akins (04:22) See, so I feel like if you map that out, it's probably, you know, about 60, 75 miles somewhere in there. Scroll in and find a town. Okay, Concordia. So how far is Aweville from Kansas City? So get your directions out. Jonathan Wier (04:26) Mm-hmm. there is one if you're from allville well i'm sure they have they have everything allville wow let me do the directions on it. Let's see. Well, hands is... Cody Akins (04:59) 52 miles. That's a little high. Jonathan Wier (05:00) Yeah. So you're a little high, but yeah, if you're from Concordia, I think it's at the point where you know, and this is where like radio kind of comes in. think that used to be kind of a defining thing. If you couldn't get the radio station anymore, then you weren't from that area. Cody Akins (05:21) Okay, how far is OVIL from Columbia? Jonathan Wier (05:24) Ooh, good question. So it's 50, 49 minutes. It's further from Columbia than it is from Kansas City. Cody Akins (05:33) 76 miles. Jonathan Wier (05:34) Yeah. Cody Akins (05:38) So I guess people in our field just say they're from Bambuk Egypt. Jonathan Wier (05:41) Okay, now do you ever at any point going south, you're from Springfield. Cody Akins (05:48) I feel like you're either from Springfield or the Ozarks. Jonathan Wier (05:51) I think you're either you say you're either from Springfield or you say you're you're not. I think you're either exactly from Springfield because you live there. Or you don't mention it at all. Yeah, you're just like, where are you from? Walnut Grove, Ash Grove. What are the groves from the groves? not from Springfield. That's for damn sure. Cody Akins (06:00) Or you're from the Ozarks. It. And I feel like when you refer to the Ozarks, you're talking to a much larger area than Kansas City. And I don't know why. That's just how I feel. Jonathan Wier (06:22) Okay. Then going north... Cody Akins (06:27) Okay, but then you hit St. Joe. Do people... Yeah. Jonathan Wier (06:27) St. Joe kind of ruins it. Yeah, because if you're from agency, you say you're from St. Joe. Cody Akins (06:35) St. Joe's, the Springfield of the North. Jonathan Wier (06:37) Yeah. Yeah. Um, and then going west, I mean, you got to Pica and Lawrence right there. So I think all of this to say more people on the Missouri side say they're from Kansas city than people on the Kansas side. Cody Akins (06:55) Yeah, but KCK sucks. Jonathan Wier (06:57) I'm not gonna agree or disagree with that. I don't know enough about KCK. Cody Akins (07:04) I'm probably gonna catch some flack for that one. Jonathan Wier (07:07) Well, they're not coming to Aiken's PC repair. Cody Akins (07:12) now located on Belton Main Street. Jonathan Wier (07:14) Yeah, now in Missouri. So I don't know. It was just something I was thinking about earlier. It's like it's a weird thing. Like, where do you where's that cutoff? And I guess it is like the next semi large city, because I've known people from the Lawrence area of say they're from Lawrence, not from Kansas City. Cody Akins (07:32) Again, that's shame in KCK. Speaking of this, know this wasn't on the script, but I just want to touch it for a brief minute. Have you heard the latest rumor about the Royals? Jonathan Wier (07:39) I don't care. Yeah. that they might be moving to the legends. Cody Akins (07:46) Overland Park, Kansas, over by the sprint campus, 119th and not earlier. I just read that today. Jonathan Wier (07:50) yeah, I've heard that. I mean, I don't know. know you guys on the Missouri side are going to be upset about me saying this, but all the money's over here. So I kind of understand people, maybe fan or the, the, teams wanting to move the show to where the fans are. Cody Akins (08:05) Look. Look man, I am from Cass County, not Jackson County. I thank Jackson County's being stupid by not trying to help. You know, everyone gets up in arms like, why are we paying for these stadiums for these big name companies? Well, because the counties own the stadiums, not the teams. The teams lease the stadiums and when the teams are no longer paying leases for those stadiums, you're gonna wish they had. But neither here nor there. Jonathan Wier (08:37) Yeah, yeah. No, they should move where the money is. don't blame them for doing that at all. Like, I know people love Arrowhead. I know it's historic. I know it's part, it's like a core memory thing. But, and granted, they didn't move that far away, but I have so many core memories of going to Bush Stadium when I was a kid and seeing the Cardinals. My mom and I went to games like every weekend when I was a kid. they tore down old Bush Stadium, built a new one. Grant again, it was like right across the street from where Bush Stadium was, but if they had built it somewhere else, it wouldn't have made any difference to me. Like if they had built it a little further away or whatever, if they had made it little inconvenient to get there, maybe that would have sucked, but otherwise I'd have been fine with it. I don't, I don't really, people get so up in arms about this stuff. And, when I was, I was filling in on KMBC a couple of weeks ago, we had, I don't remember the guy's name. We had like a county for Jackson County spokesperson on, and I just told him like, look, man, nobody cares. Like nobody, I'm telling you right now, most people don't care where the team is. You care. Cause it's a point of pride. You care because you make some money off of it. And you also care because if they move, then that makes you look like you failed. But nobody cares because the citizens of Jackson County had the opportunity. to take it on the chin with the sales tax last year. And they're like, no, no, no, we're not paying for that. No, we're not. No, you're not increasing our taxes to pay for the chiefs to stay here. Let them leave. Cody Akins (10:18) To be fair though, man, Jackson County residents got hosed on their property taxes, so I asked them to fill in the Yeah, I mean, I get exactly where they were coming from. to me, at the end of the day, the only important thing about the title of the chief's location is Kansas City. As long as they're somewhere in those Kansas City suburbs or whatever, I'm perfectly fine with it. I don't care what side of the border they're on, as long as they stay in Kansas City. Jonathan Wier (10:21) Yeah. yeah. That's exactly why they said no. Yeah. It's funny is I met a woman today who said she was from Boston and I went, where from in Boston? Cause I lived in Lexington and she said Salem. And I was like, Salem's not Boston. Salem is Salem. And she's like, well, no, I always consider myself from Boston. was like, Salem is where the witch trials are. Like Salem's its own thing. You are not from Salem or you are not from Boston. If you're from Salem, you're from New England. That's a wider region. but you're not for Boston." And she's like, don't, this is how I lost the sale. She's like, don't tell me where I'm from. was like, I'm telling you right now. Idiot! But no, I think that's the other thing too. If the city you're from has some notoriety to it, then you're from that city now. Like, I guess Lexington certainly does, historically. With the, you know, Revolutionary War kind of starting there and everything. But that's not as burned into our memories as the witch trials, which is like a really easy thing to, like the Lexington Concord, which one was it? They're actually kind of far away from each other. Was it a bridge? And then like the Lexington, I don't really know, but we hung a bunch of women. We tortured a bunch of people. That happened there. That one's easy to remember. Cody Akins (12:07) and found out a bunch of people can't Jonathan Wier (12:12) Well, when they're weighed down by rocks, it's kind of, kind of, you know, making it more difficult just by a little bit, just by a little bit. all right. did have some things I wanted to talk about today. I have this, a weight loss hack. so a nutritionist has a new diet called eat like a baby. you don't mean eat baby food or drink formula. It's all about how babies eat and how they don't eat. So here's the. Cody Akins (12:14) you Jonathan Wier (12:41) Three things you need to do. You eat every two hours, I'm sorry, you eat every two to four hours because they eat a lot but they just have smaller meals and you can't eat whatever you want. Normal healthy eating rules still apply. Go heavy on fruits, veggies and whole grains and in general avoid meat. Take your time, eat slowly, give your brain time to register the fact that you're feeling full. So go slow and every bite. Babies usually feed for 15 to 30 minutes. And finally, Avoid endless munching. Babies do it or don't do it because they can't. For adults, it will take willpower. but just pay closer attention to why you're eating. Are you actually hungry or just bored? Okay. Couple of things. Obviously they're not talking about baby food or breast milk or baby formula breast milk. But yeah, that's, I would be hooking myself up to that every couple hours too. That would make it a lot easier. second of all. I think babies eat slower because they don't have any FUCKING TEETH! Of course they eat slower! What, like, yeah, chew slower, like you don't have any teeth? Yeah, I guess that's easy then! Cody Akins (13:52) It's a good reason to avoid meat too when you don't have teeth. Jonathan Wier (13:56) Also, there, you want to eat like a baby so you can, you know, have that nice baby figure. Cause they're not all fat, lazy lumps of shit. There's no baby, no human being, no man or woman was like, you know what? I want to have the physique of a six month old child. That's, this is the dumbest fad diet I've ever heard of. Basically it's just saying eat slower. Just say that then. You don't need to couch it in terms of eat like a baby. That's just stupid. Cody Akins (14:28) Nah, take the Dale Gerbil approach, man. It's nine square meals a day, like, every, every, every, every, Jonathan Wier (14:34) I read a fascinating thing about Dale Gribble the other day. One, very excited about the King of the Hill reboot, even though Johnny Hardwick has passed on and Dale apparently is not in it. Yeah, but I'm actually in the middle of a King of the Hill rewatch right now, so I'm enjoying that. So the pocket sand thing. You know, he'd pull up, pocket sand! And they're on your face. I read an exterminator said that Cody Akins (14:44) May he rest in peace. Jonathan Wier (15:03) while he was doing that job, like killing a bunch of ants and stuff, the way they do it is like with granules of this kind of sugary substance that looks just like sand, but it also has insecticide in it. And he said, when I was doing that, when I was killing all those ants and everything, inevitably and invariably, I'd get a bunch of sand in my pocket. Cody Akins (15:14) Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Jonathan Wier (15:31) So he's like, it's actually very realistic that Dale would just be walking around with a bunch of sand in his pocket. And then when he throws it in somebody's face, it's not just sand blinding him. It's insecticide. Yeah, he's really fucking people up. Cody Akins (15:42) It's insecticide. Yep. I can confirm that exactly what you're talking about because I had ants really bad last year and when I asked my pest control guy about it, he mixed up this little thing in a Ziploc bag for me, dude. And it just it looked like sand. Yeah. And it's just like, here you go, man. He's like, sprinkle this around the inhale. Problem solved. we're like, sure, sure, man. It worked great. Jonathan Wier (15:59) Pocket sand? it's funny that Dale also had pocket sand when he was a member of the gun club. Why wouldn't he just have a gun? Cody Akins (16:12) Dude Jonathan Wier (16:13) I maybe can't get the hell out of before open carry and conceal carry in Texas maybe. Cody Akins (16:17) Well, Texas. We ought to do an episode completely on King of the Hill, because, dude, I could talk like hours. Yeah. Jonathan Wier (16:23) I can do that. Let's, that'll be the next episode. We'll just talk about King of the Hill and the darkest episodes and the best. I just watched the pig Malian episode where she's a Luanne's dating the dude. it's Michael Keaton doing the voice of him, but dating the dude from, Larson pig products. And that is some dark shit that happened to that episode. Like it is messed up the way he dies. Jesus Christ. Cody Akins (16:35) Yeah. Well, I... I... Yeah, yeah, yeah, he gets stuck in the pig slaughter machine and he gets spiked. But like, I like the whole thing, the story behind Boomhauer, why you can't understand him, it was someone who called to complain about Beavis and Butt-Head and you just ring... So they turned to Beavis. Talk about the dang old internet, man, just get a point on it, click on there, got the niggas checked, man, click, click, click, click, real easy, Jonathan Wier (16:52) Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, dang. Oh, well, these guys don't even make no sense. Yeah. Cody Akins (17:14) At least on the Missouri side, on the Kansas side, not so much anymore. Jonathan Wier (17:17) Yeah, we're very sophisticated. Cody Akins (17:21) Okay, we'll save King of the Hill for the next episode. Jonathan Wier (17:23) Okay. Next episode will just be, well, you know what we'll do next episode? A King of the Hill iceberg. Do you know what that is? Uh, an iceberg is they're very popular viral videos now where you take a bunch of theories and like the top theory, like the top of the iceberg would be something that's poking out of the water that everybody can see. It's like not that big a deal. Like Dale, um, actually knows that Nancy's cheating on him or something like that. Cody Akins (17:30) Mm-mm. Jonathan Wier (17:52) Or Joseph knows that he's actually John Redcorn's son or something like that. Seems like, yeah, that's probably true. And then it just goes like deep, deep, deep until it's like Bill is actually Bobby's father. Cody Akins (18:07) And that Boomhauer was planted by the Texas Rangers and the FBI to spy on Dale because he was a threat. Jonathan Wier (18:11) Right. Yeah. Like that, that, that, that, that one. Yeah. So we'll, we'll do that. That'll be the next one is the king of the Hill iceberg. That'll be fun. And we'll just discuss the various conspiracy theories about it. and then yeah, the eating like a baby. Cody, that's, that's the secret. know you were talking about needing to lose weight, which I found hilarious. last time we hung out. Yeah. look at that. my God. But he, could blot out the sun. I gained 15 pounds when I moved here. Cody Akins (18:33) Fireball 2020! Jonathan Wier (18:41) I gained 15 pounds when I moved back to Kansas City. Cody Akins (18:44) No doubt some of that was my glorious cooking when you came over to watch football. Jonathan Wier (18:47) Sure. Some of it, some of it. It's mostly the fact that I, uh, I don't, I'm actually at a job now for eight hours a day, at least. And finding time to, I don't know how you people did it. Finding time to exercise is tough. Cause when I was, when I was doing radio, I was working more than eight hours a day, but I could pick the hours that I was working. So if I wanted to take a break and go for a walk, I just do that. I can't do that anymore. Cody Akins (19:19) Yeah, I have employees now, so like, I can just stop working in the middle of the day for 10 minutes and like walk around the building. Jonathan Wier (19:26) It's yeah, I need like an hour long walk though to get this sucker down. Yeah, I I don't know I'm I'm I've been at like 222 for a month and I can't I'm fortunate I go much higher than it but I cannot get under it can't get under it. Alright next one So the hot mugshot girl was arrested again yesterday If you don't know who that is, it's a girl who had like 15 minutes of fame a while ago. She got arrested again yesterday and there's a mugshot of her and I'll pull it up and share it for the video people who watching. Maybe. Yeah, there it is. So see you. I don't know. I hate to say like somebody's. unattractive because she certainly got great features. At the same time, she looks out of her mind. Those are some crazy eyes right there. Cody Akins (20:25) Oh yeah, no dude, she looks absolutely insane. The urge to strike her in the face with a 2x4 is overwhelming to me. There's something that just, like, granted, in all the world... Well, based on that face, she'll probably strike first, so self-defense is a totally valid claim here, but yes, she looked absolutely batshit insane in that mugshot. Jonathan Wier (20:40) Out of self-defense, I'm assuming, not just like you want to beautiful women in the face with wood. So here's a couple of things on like all the mugshot stuff. One, the people who look good in mugshots, the reason they look good is because most of us, if we get a mugshot, just go, that's the face we're making. It's like having your driver's license taken. It's not like they go, okay, on three, two, one. So she was, the reason she probably looks crazy in that picture too is she was probably sitting there going, Cody Akins (21:16) Smile! Jonathan Wier (21:22) smiling real big the whole time. she was holding her eyes open until they took the van picture. Two. Cody Akins (21:28) Well wasn't there that study that shows that like the hotter the chick is the crazier it is? think there's like a you know Jonathan Wier (21:34) No, it's, it's not the hotter she is, the crazier is it's, hot, hot and crazy intersecting. Like at what point is she more hot than crazy or more crazy than hot? Yeah. but anyway, back to her. do you think at this point, she's just getting arrested for more publicity? Like it's a smart move on her part. It didn't say what she was arrested for. I'm sure it's who cares. It's probably something she'll get out of cause she's pretty. Cody Akins (22:02) Yeah, I was about to that the article I was reading said something about speeding, but dude in today's Today's day- Yes. Jonathan Wier (22:06) Okay. So you wait. They're taking her in for a mugshot for speeding? Cody Akins (22:12) It was excessive speeding. But yes, in today's day and age, I could absolutely believe somebody's just trying to get arrested for the likes. Because that's just how we are in today's world. Jonathan Wier (22:14) Okay. It's a great world we live in. Beautiful, sweet, romantic place. I think that she's doing it just for the clout at this point. I mean, there's other ways that she could definitely make money, but whatever. And I'm assuming she's going to have a podcast at some point. And on Patreon, it'll be like number five next to the Hawk To A Girl, who also did her thing. Cody Akins (22:49) then it'll slowly convert from Patreon to OnlyFans. Jonathan Wier (22:52) The other thing is that somebody like that who is attractive, it's weird to see them get arrested because they're attractive. I hate making that the point, but that's kind of the point. I'm just saying a lot of cops are going to let that go. A lot of cops are going to go, ma'am, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Well, no, no, you just, you have a good night. Where are you going? Sorority party, of course you are. Have a good night. Where are you going? Magic Mike night at the strip club. Fantastic. Have a great. Cody Akins (23:32) Yeah, I don't know man like the the increase of body cameras and all that stuff too makes that kind of hard to get away with now though. Jonathan Wier (23:40) It's not like they're going hey ma'am, I'll let you go You let me Pull out my baton. That's not that I'm not saying that they're just letting them go cuz she's attractive you did you think that you think that Attractive women don't get away with Getting out of tickets. That's like the double standard that we all have to embrace because if they don't have that if women don't get that one Then what do they have? Cody Akins (23:51) Yeah, I work Alright. Good point. I'll give you that one. Jonathan Wier (24:09) Yeah. Yeah. I have a tendency, whenever I'm pulled over to irrationally piss, whatever cop that is off unintentionally. And I think mostly what it is, is I, I'm just panicking when they pull me over. So they think I'm like, there's such a fine line might be invisible between panicked and, sneaky, shifty and anxious. I'm fine. You know? Don't look at the drunk! Why? Because I haven't put the spare tire back. I don't think that's legal. Cody Akins (24:51) Yeah, forget the fact that I keep a fully loaded arsenal in my vehicle. Jonathan Wier (24:57) Well, there would be that. Yeah. Maybe you shouldn't do that. Just could go off at any point. Yeah. That's how guns work. All right, next thing. Earth's population might actually be way higher than we thought. This is actually just a fun kind of study that found that the population of Earth has been undercounted. We passed 8 billion a couple of years ago. Cody Akins (25:03) Yeah. I'm sorry. Jonathan Wier (25:23) But now they're saying that it's actually undercounted because they didn't do a good job counting rural areas. So it's actually probably closer to 11 or 12 billion. I find that believable because I just look around and I'm like, there's no way it's only 8 billion assholes out there. There's no way. Cody Akins (25:36) Well... It's completely unbelievable. Think about that one island where like, as soon as you touch, you know, foot on it, the natives all come out and just shoot you with their bows and arrows. You know which one I'm talking about? The one where, like all the... Yeah. You know? You can't count those people! Jonathan Wier (25:50) In India? Yeah, yeah, I know. Yep. Yep. That's true. So that's at least like 15 or 25 people that were not counting. I read a thing that like humanity, some giant prehistoric war almost wiped out. We almost killed each other all off like around five or 6,000 BC. And nobody really knows what the war was about or why it spread the way it did. but they found like some really disturbing stuff like cannibalism and it was also, but it got down to like, I think they said it was only like 10,000 people were left at some point. That might not be the same warm thing, but maybe was like 75 % of the population was wiped out. Yeah, I like things like that because that means that if you are alive, That means that your ancestors survived some crazy shit. Cody Akins (27:00) To be fair, some of us are alive because we've survived crazy shit. Jonathan Wier (27:03) Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I'm just saying it's a it's a legacy of survival. That's all that's all genetics and heritage is. It's a legacy of survival. If you see a mouse and you're afraid of it, you shouldn't feel bad about that. That's just the genetics, the learned behavior to keep you alive, to keep you away from mice because they spread disease. You're afraid of snakes? Well, guess what? You should be because your ancestor was and that kept him alive. If you really like cutting grass, guess what? That's an inherited trait that you have because if you let the grass grow too high, God only knows what's in there. Some galloping predator is going to rip your arm off and let you bleed out. Cody Akins (27:38) I don't know if that's- I don't know if that's so much as inherited trait is that's what men just develop as we get older. Because back in the day as a kid, I couldn't care less about a lawn. But now that I'm an adult, I take pride in my yard. And like I was driving through the neighborhood the other day and I was like, that son of a bitch has got a green lawn. I had to stop and admire that. Get the fuck. Jonathan Wier (27:52) Why? Right? Why do you think that is though? Like think about it. Why do you think you Cody Akins (28:13) Because the world sucks and men are simple creatures. Jonathan Wier (28:16) Yeah, but why cutting grass? That's a weird thing to be obsessed over. It's a weird thing to even care about. That's what I'm saying. The reason is you cut it down is because then you can make sure there's no predators in there. Cody Akins (28:22) Right, I don't know. I keep cutting it down. I can't find that fucking mole for the life of me Jonathan Wier (28:36) you know what? We have, we have some time. I'm going to start the king of the hill iceberg. Hold on a second. yeah. Cody Akins (28:43) Hold on, can we, we still have to talk about the fact that, what was it, 26 % of all adults are liars about swearing when they stub their toes? Yeah. Jonathan Wier (28:53) yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on, I forgot about that one. Yeah, so there's a study that said that 74 % of us swear when we stub our toes. So that means that 26 % of people are fucking liars. That's what that means. Because if you don't swear when you're, you're given an excuse to do it. And by the way, I'm not saying you say fuck, I'm not saying you say shit, I'm not saying you say the king swear words. Cody Akins (29:06) Yeah. Jonathan Wier (29:19) But swearing doesn't necessarily have to be those words. It doesn't have to be something you can't say on radio or TV. Swearing could be something as simple as, Judas Priest! Because otherwise, you're a masochist and you like hurting yourself. You like it when your foot slams into, when the pinky toe catches on the corner and it rips off the nail. You love that, you freak. Those people are bigger freaks and they sit there in judgment of the rest of us. They're like, no, I don't swear, I'm better than Cody Akins (29:48) Yeah. Jonathan Wier (29:48) Well then you're a freaking weirdo. You enjoy pain. Cody Akins (29:52) Yeah, no, it's especially the pinky toe. It's always gotta be it's either the pinky toe or the shin In trailer hitches were designed to Find people with fragile shins not cotton hill though not cotton hill because they it video their mensch Jonathan Wier (29:58) Mmm. God. I was noticing last night watching King of the Hill. His proportions don't make any sense. Cotton Hill is supposed to be six foot four. That's what Hank says. Your shin is about, I think an eighth of your body. So you would be shorter. he would go from six foot four to about five foot one. Okay. So him, when he's standing it, that makes sense how short he is, but he's short when he sits too. And that doesn't make any sense because he would still be the same height sitting because Cody Akins (30:43) Now... Jonathan Wier (30:55) It doesn't matter when you sit, you're not using your shins for height when you're sitting. Cody Akins (30:58) Alright, cause he's gotta have a booster seat. Jonathan Wier (31:01) Yeah, so why is he shorter than everyone else when he's sitting? Ha! Cody Akins (31:04) That's damn good ques- I've never noticed that before! Jonathan Wier (31:08) So yeah, did he lose more than his shins? I don't know, but he didn't lose that much more. It's his knees are there. Cody Akins (31:15) Well maybe it's... You know, old people shrink when they get older. Maybe he's started to regret it. Yeah. Jonathan Wier (31:20) So he's just osteoporosis, he's just wearing down. This is his spine jelly's collapsing. My favorite Cotton Hill line, by the way, I was thinking about this the other day, is, well, I have two that are my favorite, but one is, the first one that came to mind is when Peggy got injured after jumping out of the plane and... Cody Akins (31:27) Yeah. are you prepared to hate me more than you've ever hated anyone in your life? I already do! Then we're halfway there! Jonathan Wier (31:48) I already do. Yeah. praying won't help. If God loved you, he'd open your sissy chute. Sissy chute. He's talking about a parachute. That implies that he thinks that people who use parachutes when they jump out of planes are pussies. Cody Akins (32:07) My favorite one is the shotgun. You gave him a loaded gun? Well, you don't give a kid a toy without batteries! Jonathan Wier (32:15) Batteries? Yeah, that was good. Alright, my other favorite Cotton Hill line is it's not particularly clever, it's just the delivery. But when he talks about Hank having an erythra, and he's like, well, he didn't get that from me! You got that from your mother! Mine's so damn wide, I could've given birth to the kid myself! Cody Akins (32:40) And then you can't forget the classic mr.. all have a my time Jonathan Wier (32:47) Is this Mr. Connie's Chinese? No, he ain't! He's Laotian! Alright, enough of that. So here's some King of the Hill conspiracy theories. We're just getting this rolling. I'll do more on this on the next episode. Alright, so I already mentioned this. Dale maybe knows he just doesn't care. He knows that Joseph isn't his son, but he chooses to ignore it. He's a full-blown conspiracy nut. Cody Akins (32:49) He's the ocean Jonathan Wier (33:14) He's suspicious about everything except his wife and his son who look exactly like John Redcourt. Some, some fans think Dale knows the truth deep down, but chooses to live in denial because the truth would crush him. Other believe he's playing 40 chess and is just happy being a dad in his own bizarre way. Cody Akins (33:32) So I think he's playing 4D chess for a couple of reasons. One, the episode when he gets the new lawnmower and he shoots John Redcorn in the butt with the pellet gun. He's like, get in there and start massaging my wife. And John Redcorn's like, you know, he's taking some of the fun out of this. But he knows John Redcorn slept with his wife and the best revenge is to raise his child because it tears John Redcorn up inside. Jonathan Wier (33:40) Mm-hmm. Ha ha ha. I like that. And it does because then when he then woos Nancy back and she leaves John Redcorn, it destroys John Redcorn in a way that, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he also, he seems to like John Redcorn. He helped him with his lawsuit and when he was suing the government, trying to get his land. Cody Akins (34:08) Yeah, he lost the interview and Joseph both. And then he claimed he thought he was gay. That's like, wow, are you okay with your dad being gay? Well, what? I'm, John Redcorn's gay. We've been friends for years. Jonathan Wier (34:25) Yeah. Rick once gay. Okay. Man, this is a lot. Some of these are a lot. So this is a deep one. The series is Hank's purgatory. After a fatal propane accident, Hank is trapped in a suburban purgatory where he must learn humility and acceptance. His neighborhood never really changes. He constantly faces challenges to his narrow worldview. And everyone around him seems like a symbolic test. Dale, paranoia, Boomhauer, lust, Bill, sloth. It's like The Good Place with more pocket sand. So... That's interesting. It would be like a good explanation for why they don't age, except for Bobby does get a year older. He goes from 12 to 13 at some point in the series. It would also explain why so many of the episodes hinge on Hank coming in and saving everything. Like Hank saves the day again. Cody Akins (35:40) Yeah, like when they steal a tank, like, damn it, Daley just hit a curb. Jonathan Wier (35:41) Yeah! Right. Man, I don't know, this is hard to dispute. I want to say there's some glaring issue here, but yeah, because the whole point of the series is Hank is perpetually challenged by, you know, modern difficulties and having to deal with, you know, his son ain't right and all that stuff. Cody Akins (35:50) Yeah? I mean he does get blown up in a propane explosion and I mean it's Jonathan Wier (36:13) Alright, here's one that's a little less deep, but more conspiracy oriented. Luan. blew up the Megalomart. In the episode at the end of, I believe it was season two, Megalomart explodes. Bucky dies, her ex-boyfriend who broke up with her and was cheating on her. She's there when it happens. Hank is also there when it happens. She did it on purpose. She was going to the Megalomart, I think, to break up with him. Yeah, he might've... Cody Akins (36:49) Yep, yep. Cause she was mad that... Jonathan Wier (36:53) because he was cheating. Cody Akins (36:54) No, she was mad because... They gave the propane job to Hank instead of her. And she was mad about that. Jonathan Wier (36:56) no, he wouldn't give her money for beautician classes, right? Yeah, but she was mad at Hank about that, but she was mad at Buckley about something else. I think it was because he wouldn't give her money for beautician school because he spent it on a trampoline or something. Anyway, so did she blow up the Megalomart? And is that why she was so kind of messed up over it later? She like seeing his ghost everywhere. She has, I mean, her hair fell out, but she seemed like she was going all Sinead O'Connor with a shaved head and all that. Cody Akins (37:33) Look, Luanne was put in there for lot of comic relief and very stereotypical. I think that's giving her too much credit. Jonathan Wier (37:41) I don't think she has it in her to do it. She's also, you know, a sweet person who she does some, she does some messed up stuff. what was the, the episode where a lady bird gets into her makeup, makeups, and she shakes a can at her to scare her. That was messed up. Like, well, it's just a dog. doesn't know what she's doing. And she says it's cruelty free. it's, it's, or I can't remember. I'm, it's gonna, I'm to be really cruel to that dog if it eats my makeup again or something like Cody Akins (37:56) Yeah, she shakes the coin. Jonathan Wier (38:12) I don't know, she has a bit of a dark side. Remember when she and Bobby were playing pranks on each other? Cody Akins (38:20) No, yeah. Put the dirt in the m- Yeah, you messed with his m- You messed with his fruit pie. From there it was game on. All back to well. Jonathan Wier (38:22) Yeah, and she put dirt in his fruit pie. I mean, granted, he went nuclear and replaced her birth control pills, which is messed up. Yeah. Hmm. It's weird that you figured that out too. Cody Akins (38:34) Yeah. Sweet Tarts. The fact that he took the time to like, you know, he did the whole... Jonathan Wier (38:42) Right. Yeah. Nibbled him down. Uh, so I'm going to say, no, that's not, that's not, that's not real. That she wasn't, she wouldn't get revenge that way. And also it would imply she know what she was doing enough to blow up the Magalabar. Also earlier in that episode, you see Buckley dragging the propane thing by the, yeah, by the nozzle and Hank yells at him about doing it and how it could cause a leak. Cody Akins (38:52) Right. propane. Jonathan Wier (39:12) There you go. There you go. No. bullcrap. Cody Akins (39:16) Okay, I want to talk about a stupid theory that I that can be shut down easily Some people out there believe that Bobby is actually Bill's son And that gets shut down so easy because if you look at cotton Bobby and good Hank dude Fitting images of each other like good Hank looks just like Bobby. Yeah, G8 Jonathan Wier (39:26) Yeah, so I've heard that before. They look exactly alike. G.H. Yeah. Yeah. And then the Halloween episode in season one, young Hank looks like Bobby. So yeah, that shut down. It does explain some things, like her revulsion when it comes to Bill, like why she's so disgusted by him and why he has this weird burning kind of Cody Akins (39:47) Yeah. Jonathan Wier (40:04) flame for her and like no one else seems to even think she's attractive. Like literally an episode a transvestite thinks that she's a man. Cody Akins (40:18) Yeah. But now there's that one. Jonathan Wier (40:21) So I don't know. That's definitely not true. It's definitely not true. But is it a hundred percent implausible considering Hank had a narrow urethra and magically got Peggy pregnant because they got a puppy? That seems also implausible. Cody Akins (40:24) No. now. Jonathan Wier (40:37) all right, here's another one. the show exists in a shared Mike judge universe. So King of the Hill, Beavis and Butt-Head and the space all occur in the same universe. Tom Anderson, if you ever watched Beavis and Butt-Head, that's just Hank Hill. That's Hill. he's yeah, whacking off on my tools, an early prototype of Hank. Cody Akins (40:55) We're backin' off in this tool shed. Jonathan Wier (41:03) Vibe characters and spiritually connected corporate drones idiot neighbors and conservative culture getting subtly roasted from the inside Okay, I see the connection to beavis and butthead and thereby I guess Daria but not office space Cody Akins (41:20) Yeah, I think that's a stretch. Jonathan Wier (41:23) I mean, Office Space is also live action. I could possibly be in the same universe. Cody Akins (41:25) Yeah. Yeah Jonathan Wier (41:30) Idiocracy makes more sense if we're going with Mike Judge films to say that it's in the same universe as King of the Hill. Yeah. All right. It says we're doing this on the fly. Didn't do a good job of it. Next episode, we'll do some more and it's going to be great. I'm really looking forward to that. did you have any of your own that you could just throw out off the cuff? Cody Akins (41:49) No, mean we talked a little bit about it the one where Boomhauer was planted by the Texas Rangers and the FBI because yeah, it's a spy on Dale. Because they needed someone that he would trust. Jonathan Wier (41:55) It's bye, Ed Dale. Yeah. Yeah. What if Peggy really is a man? Cody Akins (42:09) She's got the stats marks to prove that she's not. Jonathan Wier (42:12) Yeah, that's right. It's also disproven in the episode where Bobby kicks her in the junk and it doesn't do anything. Yeah, yeah. That might be the best episode. That might be the best episode. That's my purse. I don't know you. Just the best. All right. That's a show. Cody, what's going on at AkinsPCRepair.com? Cody Akins (42:17) yeah, that's my purse I don't know you! I kicked as hard as I could right in the testicles. Um, well, you know what? We are starting to get some new accessories in. Um, we've had a lot of asks about getting some cases and some screen protectors. Um, again, I've talked about it a bunch, but I feel like I have to touch them on it again because people are still going to Harrisonville. For all that is holy people, please don't go to Harrisonville anymore. That store has been closed for almost three months now. Um, but, um, as more and more people start to roll into the new store. Jonathan Wier (42:51) Ha ha ha. Cody Akins (42:59) They want to see cases and screen protectors and stuff like that. we have actually been in contact with an old vendor that we stopped using for a time being and they wanted to reestablish that relationship with us. So they sent me a box of goodies to try out. The brand is called Cell Helmet and we've got a bunch of neat stuff coming in, including battery packs, the emergency battery packs that will actually power a laptop. They're good for 110 watt chargers and they'll do a full charge on a Laptop battery so great in this storm season. We're getting some new Bluetooth speakers including MagSafe for my new iPhone All the crap I've talked on iPhones Yeah, I'm actually using one of my cell helmet cases right now The nice thing is it is a see-through on the backside and you can see it's got the MagSafe stuff See see you all you iPhone fans can see your fancy little Apple logo New tempered glass and liquid glass screen protectors Jonathan Wier (43:37) He's so resentful. Cody Akins (43:57) New laptop chargers Bluetooth speakers, so we got all sorts of neat stuff getting ready to come in Jonathan Wier (44:04) Awesome. Didn't you have Sol helmet products a while ago? Cody Akins (44:08) Way back in the day when we first met. Jonathan Wier (44:11) Yeah, I knew it sounded familiar. Cody Akins (44:11) You actually you actually used one of the altitude X cases and long story short, there was some issues with cell phone repair shops selling some of their products that it had to do with some high levels of insurance fraud. So the only way to get it under control was to say that the cell phone stores couldn't sell those products anymore. So so we had to stop carrying them for a time being. But a person in the cell phone industry encouraged me to reach out a buddy of mine who runs a shop in Indiana. Jonathan Wier (44:15) Yeah. Cody Akins (44:41) And he's like, dude, I carry exclusive sell helmet products. So I reached out to them and they're like, yeah, dude, a lot of stuff has changed. We got new packaging. We got new products. He's like, I'm just going to ship you a box of goodies. You tell me what you think and let's see what we can do. So he did, man. He overnighted me a box of tons of neat stuff. And we were starting to get things in. Jonathan Wier (45:01) Awesome. Yeah, no, I remember that being an excellent protector for my phone. So there you go. All right. Cody Akins (45:08) I still remember that night I was in the studio with you and you started banging it on the table and I'm just like... Jonathan Wier (45:17) It would have been so bad if it wasn't radio people if it broke I would have just lied and said yeah held up great I Needed to leave early because I have an appointment at AT &T. All right Go to Cody Akins make my computer guy your computer guy at Akins PC repair calm Bye!