(0:00:10) If you've just joined us from the Massonomic Podcast, welcome, welcome. (0:00:14) This is the unpaid and underrated podcast. (0:00:16) This is the nothing podcast, about a lifting podcast, about nothing. (0:00:19) We are the unpaid interns and members of the Massonomics Discord crew. (0:00:23) And this is our brand new podcast where we will talk Massonomics, lifting and interview fellow crew weekly. (0:00:29) Joey, I heard you had a pretty good... (0:00:30) cool experience with a hat today. Want to tell me about that? Yeah, even though we're not supposed to buy the hats, you know, today's the pilot episode. So first, I want to get into the idea of who we are, because I'm Joey, obviously your Keith. We have big IT, or we'll call him Nate for a little bit big Nate. (0:00:45) He's here kind of just checking up on us on our first episode. But I did have a couple things I want to go over. Thanks for throwing that to me. First things, what are you drinking? (0:00:57) I have a schwebs orange sparkling. (0:01:00) water forces orange because, uh, (0:01:02) certainly the best color. It's the best flavor in my opinion. (0:01:04) Now I also brought myself an orange. (0:01:06) I have an orange cream soda from PC up here in Canada up down south up north, (0:01:12) northern southern Canada. Um, this thing actually tastes like creams of cold. So let's see that. Is that the, is that the pink one too? You know, that's creams for the supreme soda. So cream soda is pink up here. And that was a lot of the first things I ever message to the to the guys because I was listening to them I think big Alex sent them some cream so (0:01:30) to and they were going the pink cans really throwing me off and I'm actually like do you not know that cream so does pink up here and I think I blew their mind. (0:01:39) But they I don't know why we do that up here I think our shotgun shells are full of cotton too I don't know anymore. (0:01:47) That's the good stuff. Yeah, so we always talk about being recognized in our massonomics gear out in the world and up here in Canada like it's got to be rare. (0:01:56) But today, my friend of mine, Jay was at some bar I've never been to in the city. I live outside of the city, but I was, I'll come in my way out my way past because I haven't seen him in like months. (0:02:07) And I'm sitting there and I've got my sweater from the Arnold. (0:02:11) And then it says I'm getting ready to leave. I put on my hat. And I noticed earlier that the chef had a long beard. I'd even commented like that guy has a longer beard than me. (0:02:19) And he comes by and he goes, "Oh, hey, massonomics hat. Don't see those very often." And I'm like, (0:02:23) "What? Like, get over here and talk to me. His name is Big Mitch. I'm just a grandma. (0:02:30) sauce in my beard and he was saying like he used to lift. (0:02:34) He asked me where I left. (0:02:35) He did, you guys are going to kick out of this. (0:02:38) He told me the big famous guy that he used to lift with here in Hamilton and I was like, (0:02:42) "Aha, I don't remember the guy's name. (0:02:44) He's like, "You ever heard of that guy?" (0:02:45) And I'm like, "No, I'm not going to know any of these people." (0:02:50) It's probably the most famous. (0:02:52) It's likely the most famous Canadian lifter of all times. (0:02:55) And Joey just doesn't know it. (0:02:57) If Joey remember, then I could probably poorly explained to him who he is. (0:03:00) But wait for a next week's episode to get that one for a while. (0:03:03) Yeah, not a clue. I can actually message Big Mitch and I'll ask him again, but no, not a clue, but yeah, he recognized the hat. He says he's even listening a while. He used to chat with Tanner and Tommy. (0:03:12) You know, lifted himself for a while, but that was cool to actually get recognized. And I even said to him like, like, are you caught up on the podcast? (0:03:20) He says, yeah, yeah, I listen. I don't listen like, in sequence, but I'll like dump everyone so I while I'm doing paperwork. (0:03:26) I have the thigh tattoo and he gave me a blank look and I'm like (0:03:30) like that's kind of been made fun of a lot like I think but that's all right that's all right yeah that's that's like you know holy grail territory for you being should be able to be recognized for that you know there's not a whole lot of other crew that have that much distinguishing marks well in this case a literal distinguishing mark I permanently scarred my ball that should be recognized I have a permanent scar on my body for massonomics discord group it's It's like, just asking to be, "Oh yeah, that's all I would've wanted." (0:04:00) But yeah, that was my, like, the day we record this podcast that happens after, you know, listening to the mass dynamics for like six months. (0:04:09) So I assume that if he actually had known who you were from that, you probably would've went on to say, "Hey, I mean, I'm assuming you've been following, you know, the, the, the up and coming unpaid and I'm doing it out." (0:04:20) I did, but since he had no clue who you were at the beginning with, yeah, I would've played that one by ear and if he had been like, "Oh yeah, yeah, big Joey." (0:04:27) would have been that would have actually been significantly cooler, but that-- (0:04:30) that sucker just isn't as niche as we are. No, and I did say, I said, you know, we're recording a podcast just for the crew. Are you in the crew? (0:04:37) He goes, "No, no, I'm not a sporting member." I'm like, "Well, you ever want to get in? Like, I do go to the website." But-- (0:04:44) It's so worth it. Yeah, I did bring it up and end the pod, and what we're doing right now, and even that, no, no, he's-- (0:04:50) I mean, I think I did contribute to a newly found crew member joining the Discord recently. (0:04:57) recently, I was a big hug and who I met at the-- (0:05:00) on guys was talking to him in DMs and he was just talking about trying to get more involved in a, you know, different things. And I was like, I remember I recommended this and then like within a day or two of there, he was in the, uh, being welcomed as a new intern by Tanner. (0:05:11) Yeah. That was pretty cool. I remember, uh, I did the same with Steve because he came to the Arnold and he didn't have it all this fun with us. And I was like, see what you're missing out on. And yeah, I remember that posted a picture of my brother is going, see this man. He's thinking of joining. Did it. (0:05:25) That's awesome. (0:05:26) That's awesome. (0:05:27) But more of my friends' money for massonomics. (0:05:30) Well, we don't need it. (0:05:31) They do, right? (0:05:32) Got to save up for those billboards. (0:05:34) Rich get richer. (0:05:35) Yep. (0:05:36) Now, speaking of the rich get richer, we have a sponsor for our like nation first ever podcast. (0:05:48) Yeah, Tanner texted this over. (0:05:52) He was very eager to get it on. (0:05:54) He said it might be just a rough draft in the next week's episode. (0:05:58) might have a different one, but this is the one you want to be to read. (0:06:00) So here goes nothing. This is brought to you by the massonomics podcast. (0:06:04) Park E. Goodly folk of listeners ear, I bring you news of wondrous cheer of feats of strength and power rare that make one heart that makes that make one make one's heart pound strong and fair. (0:06:18) The massonomics dot fall out their challenge to those stout and stout to lift the weights and ring the bell and prove their metal true and well. (0:06:26) well. Their merchant dice, so fine and grand, a testament of strength. (0:06:30) This is a great way to show strength kind. (0:06:36) Thus, to all ye in search of might to make your muscles grow and fight. (0:06:41) Look no farther than the mass-anomic store where strength and glory is ever more. (0:06:46) You don't mind English like that unless you go to Canada's best university, A big tenor. (0:06:50) Yep. That's he's a prep graduate. (0:06:54) Now, do we want to get like... (0:07:00) Right into what we're going to do, or do we want to kind of just spitball, or Nate? (0:07:07) Do you want to jump in and start doing the thing? (0:07:10) Like, how do you feel this should go? (0:07:13) Yeah, what's up, guys? (0:07:15) Hey, welcome to Mr. IT guy. (0:07:17) What's up? I prefer the term... (0:07:19) My official term, according to a mass-anomics lore in YouTube video, (0:07:24) so stardom would be technical guy. (0:07:30) Yeah, I'm not sure if that was about my technical expertise or the questionability of my clothing. (0:07:39) I have no idea what that's supposed to mean, but that was the title I was given, so I'll take that and hold onto it. (0:07:46) So yeah, I'll hop on. (0:07:49) What I want to do is I want to let the viewers get to know you guys or the listeners. (0:07:53) I don't think we'll have any viewers on our audio podcast. (0:07:57) But I want to get the listeners. (0:08:00) Some information about you guys asked some questions before we do that. I figure everyone wants to know about (0:08:07) Myself big scans in the chat for our live podcast very active chat tonight (0:08:14) Titles me the chief unpaid intern. I thank you for that for that title (0:08:19) Thank you. Is that one above mole? Is that like that? That's a good we should power rank (0:08:26) Crew titles the one with the tattoo the chief. Yeah, yeah (0:08:30) All the way up would it be big chief, but then you'd be fighting the guy from street outlaws But I mean we we're all big here as well as when you're here big just like all of guard (0:08:40) Garden Brought you by unlimited breadsticks and refillable salads for sure (0:08:47) Yeah, so real quick because everyone wants to know everything about me (0:08:51) Names big Nate you might know me as the winner of the lift hard live easy (0:08:57) contest, I won that a long time ago. (0:09:00) Um, I am known around these parts as the technical guy, uh, if you're a supporting member, (0:09:06) which we didn't plug it earlier, but massonomics.com/join sign up to be a supporting member. (0:09:12) It's the most fun you'll ever have in your life. (0:09:14) It's a very active, active, active and listen, if you're a supporting member, (0:09:20) say you're listening with podcasts, like this sounds like a great time. (0:09:23) I want to get on that podcast become a supporting member. (0:09:27) Maybe you get on that podcast, we ask you some questions, we let you... (0:09:30) Talk about seltzer, sounds like a great time, we would highly recommend it to you guys. (0:09:34) So hop on as a supporting member, I'm a supporting member. (0:09:37) One of the things I do as a supporting member is I make a ton of bots that exist in our private discord. (0:09:43) I can hate those bots that give so much great information and content to everyone online. (0:09:50) So, we swear on this thing, I fucking hate those bots. (0:09:53) Yeah. (0:09:55) I think we can swear. (0:09:56) Like you say, hat plate and you get bombarded with 30 bods and then for me. (0:10:00) I do like the days ones though, because that's easier to come to the chat for the meet and July that everyone should be signed up for code and I guess I sold out four months ago. (0:10:12) So hopefully anyone listening to this, at least try to sign up for it. (0:10:16) You know, we can just go right into the, the, the page for that and hit days or then have to go to Google and figure it out. (0:10:22) Yeah, it is. (0:10:24) There are, there's some handy bots. (0:10:25) Most of mine are pretty, uh, pretty hostile, but I got some good stuff in there occasionally. (0:10:32) Hostile AI in the, we're really selling this disc. (0:10:34) Yeah, we're running some hostile AI. (0:10:36) It's basically sky net up in the mass and how much discord to be careful. (0:10:40) Be careful. (0:10:41) A lot of hostile AI movies. (0:10:42) The Tommy has not seen that's very true. (0:10:44) That's very true. (0:10:46) Um, you probably hasn't seen any of them quite honestly. (0:10:49) I mean, if you've seen terminator, can anyone check the spreadsheet? (0:10:51) I know we've got one of those for that. (0:10:53) Um, but it scans on it. (0:10:55) He's really good at the technology scans. (0:10:58) Hit us up in the chat if you can find out if Tommy sees it. (0:11:00) Terminator. All right. Well, hey, let me jump into, let me jump into some questions for you guys. (0:11:08) Do you want to round? Do you want to call names? Do you want to just (0:11:13) like, you're going to ask Keith and then me or should we just answer one at a time? (0:11:17) You guys answer. I'll see you guys can have your drawers. I'll answer the question. (0:11:21) I like a good drawers. Yeah. I'll ask a question. First one to answer. (0:11:27) Maybe I'll mail you a piece of candy. (0:11:29) Um, so... (0:11:30) You guys started this podcast, did not tell us at all about yourselves. (0:11:36) Uh, so I want to hear from both you. Give me just a little rundown on who you are, what you do, anything exciting about you that you want to share, if you don't want to share anything that's fine too, but give us a peek behind the audio curtain. (0:11:52) Uh, what do you look like even? We don't know what you look like. It's just audio. Give us a nice description of what you're wearing tonight, maybe. (0:12:00) You know, I think that's nice to get that nice beautiful word picture. (0:12:04) It's just taking me back to 1997 when people are asking each other their age, you know, age sex location and the, uh, the chat you're getting very, uh, you all kind of want to get very descriptive with that. So I'll kick off here. (0:12:16) My name's Keith Honeycutt. I'm pretty much, you know, he's been a big fan of mass almost a few years now. (0:12:24) If you're, if you, you know, if you're listening to this chat, you probably already know me and follow me on Instagram. (0:12:28) and you're familiar with my gym, the noines color, we're up. (0:12:30) I thought the orange equipment, so that's kind of my main hobby outside of mass and all this stuff is just, you know, home gym equipment, you know, having that really nice space. (0:12:39) I need specific questions. I suck at this. I'm going to let Joey go and then I'll shoot back in and build off of that because I'm, you know, we're just getting her feet wet here. (0:12:49) Sure. I'm Joey, unless go, you find me @Joey_MLE and I'll just come up because there's like none of me out in the world. (0:12:59) I look generally. (0:13:00) I don't have any cardinal directions because I'm just like, I'm just like, I don't have any cardinal directions because I don't have any cardinal directions because I don't have any cardinal directions because I don't have any cardinal directions because I'm just like, I don't have any (0:13:30) a smack in the middle of the country in between a bunch of lakes. Yeah, I've also been listening to massonomics probably for about a hundred and something episodes came in because of a big Jonathan and I've been here ever since that's what brought me into the massonomics was that that band. (0:14:00) Yeah, buddy. Nice. Nice. Nice. Yeah, that reminds me. So yeah, I want to say so during the pandemic, I was painting the house because it was laid off for a while. And I was just I was running out of my normal go to podcast and I want to say that the guy that made the the documentary on the West side. He was on the podcast and I was following him and he was like, Oh, I know this guy. Let me listen to this podcast and just kind of got hooked from there on started listening to him live. Basically, so that's like March or April 2021. (0:14:30) And he was listening to him live. And while I was also went back and started from like episode one, so I was like simultaneously listening to the the new weekly ones while trying to bang out one or two episodes a day if I had the three time of the old ones. Finally got all cut up maybe like last year. So and then just recently actually started a complete re listen. So it's just kind of a weird perspective listening to all the original episodes like several years removed. Just how completely different it is. But yeah, I've just really big and a big fan of just their content in general. (0:15:01) that we have built. I mean, we've, that they've allowed us to build the Discord basically. (0:15:06) Before, before the Discord, I was probably, you know, Instagram friends with like, you know, 15 or 20 guys via massonomics by just seeing stuff that they got reshaped, you know, something that Tanner would share of them and then you'd go follow their page and then, you know, once you start having two or three mutual friends and they just started getting suggested to you each other. (0:15:22) So, you know, I did that for a while. The Discord kicked off and I was probably a little late (0:15:28) adapter of that. It was hard for me to justify the cost. (0:15:31) But then I was like, man, I'm missing out on so much stuff because I don't get half of these jokes that they're saying in their stories Or like some of the references on the podcast. So once I finally got in the discord and you know (0:15:42) Pulled that trigger. I was like just immediately within like the first couple days. I was like, damn it I should have done the six months ago when they finally kicked when they initially (0:15:49) Released it so if anyone's still in the fence about joining, you know, that's it's it's you know, I highly recommend it. It's a very (0:15:56) welcoming community and there's you know (0:16:01) Not very many assholes in the group basically. And if there is like that's fine. We tend we let the most the podcast Yeah, and we yeah, well, we kind of keep them in check. Yeah, I like didn't say there was zero what I kind of always enjoyed and you know I talk about this a lot is I think it was the interview with Jen Thompson (0:16:19) Okay, and they gave her overrated underrated and she had said like (0:16:25) That's it. I thought this was gonna be like my take on something political and the way Tanner went what? (0:16:31) No, as if he was like almost disgusted with the concept that is when I got hooked (0:16:38) Because social media for me has always been a little negative and then suddenly like wait a minute There's a weightlifting world where we don't have to like go to war with the bar (0:16:46) Which I guess is another one that's your fit that's literally your favorite (0:16:50) I was gonna say that's kind of my other claim to fame is mocking the war with the bar folks. Yeah, and (0:16:55) Yeah, and just like wait I don't have to like listen to that all the time we can have a silly time (0:17:01) and I've kind of been here ever since and probably not going anywhere. I think my credit card expires at the end of this year and we'll see me get kicked out of the discord. (0:17:09) Maybe I come back. (0:17:11) So I have some experience with that. I'm a man that loses his wallet every year at least once and then my wife like instantly cancels like six credit cards and then I you know So I've had to I think at least twice and in like the two or three years I've had to to re-enter a new credit card number. (0:17:28) like you they will then kick you out. It's just kind of like you know it's it's a dick move to have your card expire and not leave the discord, but you know it's just a matter of you know resigning up your card. Now kick you out. I'll do it. I mean, I I would I'll make sure that our discord like you. Yes. Anything I have power over keeps out. I'll just do it now. (0:17:53) All right. It's all it answers. It's all it answers. I got some more questions if you're already. (0:17:58) I'll try to do better this time. (0:18:01) You guys both follow me on Instagram, you know, exactly that I live to deadlift it is and it was like you say would you say that you would deadlift till you're dead? (0:18:20) I do love those I do love her. Yeah, honestly, and it was like I first got into the gym because a friend of mine asked me to do a (0:18:31) a what do you call it? (0:18:33) I was to go course like some mud hero course and we were looking around at a gym and there was a boutique gym down the road that had like free classes when you sign up so my wife and I joined that one. (0:18:44) And I just got to be honest with you. I hated it. I hated the suicide bike. I hated the treadmill like I hated all of the things this guy wanted me to do and then I had a friend who big Steve actually who back in the day was a power lifter. (0:18:59) And I said, man, I think I want to learn how to tell you. (0:19:01) You know, I'm not feeling good, you know, only being able to deadlift 315 pounds. (0:19:08) And I was just like, this is life, deadlift is life. (0:19:13) And it's always been, and it will continue to be the day I can't deadlift is probably the day that something else just happens. (0:19:21) Where I'm just like, yeah, I'm not doing this anymore, because even this week where I'm not feeling good, you know, only being able to deadlift 315 pounds. (0:19:31) It made me sad, like it sucked, like I just kind of ruined my day, but being sick, like I do what I can do. (0:19:37) And it's always funny, because that was where I was going to stop, you know, I'll hit three plates and like, I weighed this much hitting three plates is almost double my body weight. I can stop that. (0:19:46) Yeah, that's a, that's not a, that's not a, that's not a deadlift to mock ass and you know, you're a smaller gentleman. (0:19:54) So, you know, that's every bit of double your body weight. I'm currently so heavy that I can't double my body weight. (0:20:02) deadlift anymore because I used to be able to, but not currently, but that is like, I'll stop at 315. Three plates is a lot. And then as soon as I had three plates, I was like, I think I could do more. And I don't know. Here we are. How about you Keith? So currently deadlift for my least favorite, (0:20:18) just because it's just I'm always in the hurting myself doing some deadlift variation. Oh, man, (0:20:23) that's a tough one between squat and bench like squat. I'll probably go with squats. It is my favorite. (0:20:28) I think binged some probably on the most I'm having the most progress on bench right now and I'm like getting the most like I'm mentally rewarded with bench more right now just hitting like small repiars here and there but like squat to me is if I could so if the question is if you're going to do one lift pressure like I'm squatting like I used to say deadlift but now it's a hundred percent I would do squat variations indefinitely if you asked me a long time ago I had agree with you but then when I hurt myself now I'm like afraid of squats so I'm my next to meet I'm only doing push pull because I'm so afraid I'm going to hurt myself that I've just like I don't I don't even want to attempt to build my squat right now I think squats for me are always my least favorite in the moment but afterwards I always feel awesome after I squat like I'm squatting today this is awesome and then like oh let's do five reps and it's like this is the worst thing I've ever experienced in my life and you're like I feel awesome like it's just like this progression that's like I can't wait wait why did I do this and then you're like oh no that was great (0:21:32) question about squats for you too I was listening to a radio talk show because there aren't any other podcasts there's only well there's two podcasts just ours oh okay so we are going to talk about the other one I mean you know there's spots or I feel like we should give them at least a little a little nod I mean so there's there's only two real podcasts but so I was listening to a radio talk show and they said that post squat is when they're most horny I want to show that I'm not sure guys is take on that is that true or false I'm horny 24/7 dude okay well there you have that no increase from squats. I mean that's that's usually a Saturday activity not a Sunday activity okay and I squat every Sunday so. Not for me at all I never hate myself more than after a squat because yeah I mentioned like I can do an easy for me to do a more or five four fifty deadlift and then I can't squat more than three fifty so there's never a time where I hate myself more than after doing a shitty shitty squat so maybe that turns some people on but I don't think that's it for me. I get some other people go that's not me. No I was a not not a sexual matter but like it's in general I am I'm never feel more sure I'm never I'm happier if it you know. (0:23:02) I'm just squatting a PR to me means more than deadlift intervention a PR hands down. So it in turns if that makes you happy and happy makes you horny then yes I can agree with that to some extent that you know I do feel that squatting is the most challenging. I don't know it's the scariest one man I much rather you know drop a barbell because I can't pick it up off the floor then literally get crushed by 500 gone squat you know. I'm always horny is after bench press. (0:23:32) that's when I get to the left off well no just because that's when my wife finds me most attractive. Okay that's when I come up and I go hey honey when I was this pump today. Got you. That makes sense. There's some sense. I get the kids to bed. Nice. There you go. I didn't have that on the prep sheet pulled that one out what lift makes you the horniest we'll see if that one makes it into the into the main podcast. Pull it out always helps. Yes. (0:24:02) the I think they're like they're so obscure that I think they're freaking hysterical but then people that aren't necessarily in the know or like don't get it at first and it's like yeah damn it it's really funny you just have to add like you know two and three and seven to get there but it's it's a little complicated but funny when you piece it out together. Hey jokes are a lot better when you explain them at bullet points if you ask. Yeah. You know why you fuckers should have laughed at that. Yeah. I love so that that's that's me to a tee because I fucking have to explain my jokes and I love spreadsheets. (0:25:02) It just has a Google Doc's folder full of spreadsheets to explain his jokes. (0:25:07) - This is funny because X, Y, and Z, fucker. (0:25:10) - Yes. (0:25:12) - Somebody doesn't laugh and he just starts fishing with his phone here. (0:25:14) Let me prove you as a funny tag on it. (0:25:19) - All right, I know where you guys stand on this, (0:25:20) but I'll ask it for the listeners. (0:25:24) Favorite type of garage basement house, commercial, (0:25:29) a private CrossFit box, a garage gym, (0:25:32) we do in basement. (0:25:35) - Oh man, to me, I said it's plain and dead. (0:25:37) I'm a basement gym lifter, I always will be. (0:25:40) I see many benefits in a basement over a garage. (0:25:45) I just, no thank you to a garage gym for me. (0:25:47) - I really don't care. (0:25:49) And I've made that kind of clear in the Discord. (0:25:51) I left currently in my basement because that is where I can lift. (0:25:57) I've already said, I went from the boutique gym to a commercial gym, I actually had two. (0:26:02) gym memberships for a little while where I would go to one because they had a real deadlift like platform and it was only ten bucks a month. (0:26:10) So I would only go there to deadlift and then go to the boutique gym for everything else. (0:26:14) And then once I told the story like three or four times today, I went to that gym and the only open bar and squat rack, there was a kid doing shrugs in it with the barbell. (0:26:26) He raced me there to take the spot on my deadlift day. (0:26:31) And that's it. (0:26:32) I built a deadlift platform, very makeshift. (0:26:35) It was honestly three pieces of plywood in my driveway. (0:26:39) So I deadlifted it in my driveway. (0:26:42) But then when winter hit, I was still deadlifting in the driveway with a tarp over my barbell. (0:26:47) Oh, wow, that's that's dedication there. (0:26:49) Yeah, and that's when it was like, (0:26:50) should probably just move it in and then we cleared up some spoons. (0:26:53) But like if I had a garage with, you know, a floor that could handle it, a heater, I would probably go out there (0:27:02) during the summer, I would like to lift outside. (0:27:04) Again, I do miss lifting outside, but I think I lift where I'm going to be start if you start lifting outside. (0:27:12) Again, you should try to do some like discovery deadlift. (0:27:15) I was just thinking that was going to say that to my old videos, but it's just you going upstairs and outside. (0:27:20) I might just go to Utah and party with him. (0:27:22) Just go to Seattle and the woods. (0:27:24) It'd be worth it to go to Utah. (0:27:26) She and he's a good dude. (0:27:28) So I don't think I would hate that at all. (0:27:29) But yeah, did you guys see you saw in the news? (0:27:32) Well, I don't use that website, the news was on that. (0:27:37) No, I don't use that website. (0:27:38) Billists and I'm explaining these to us. (0:27:41) Well, I mean, they never know what I'm going to talk about. (0:27:43) So basically Utah passed a law or is working on a law over they they want any pornographic site to have like a very in-depth age identification. (0:27:54) Not just the I'm over 18 click, yes thing. (0:27:56) They need you to like verify it somehow, significantly more in depth in that and Pornhub pulled. (0:28:02) I mean, there's like, um, there's services that do that kind of. I mean, I don't think that would be a hard thing for anyone implement technically. We can, we can get into the technical specifics of that. Do we want to? No, well, like, you can't go to a beer website without putting in your data. (0:28:26) No, well, like, you can't go to a beer website without putting in your data. (0:28:32) Yeah, well, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's the same thing in the US, like all, like alcohol websites and whatnot. Like, there's a banner and you say, yeah, I'm 21. I can visit the site. It's like, yeah. But like, if you purchase like, like the services are used a lot for like buying beeps online and stuff. (0:28:56) There's like a long, lengthy thing where like you have to take a picture of your ID and stuff like that. It's a services. (0:29:02) exist out there wouldn't be hard, but it probably would cost the money and businesses don't like to do that. I mean it probably is hard. They're going to that website. Yeah, yes. Yes. They're that good pun. Good pun, Keith. We'll let that one. Thank you. That one around. All right. Just go ahead and crop out all the other ones. So strength, sport of choice for you to, Joey, I know you're a big sandbag guy at one point in your life. (0:29:32) We're going to stick with powerlifting or we're going to change it up. (0:29:35) I currently enjoy powerlifting because that's what I have. (0:29:38) I do expect that there's going to be some strong man in my future, except I'm like five foot five and like 170 pounds. (0:29:48) So I'm not going to win any strong man, but I do enjoy the sandbags because I have filled them up to be as round as possible. (0:29:57) I've got some Denny Stone replicas. (0:30:00) I think Big Steve is working on (0:30:02) on getting a Viking press. So I do expect that there's going to be some strongman in my future. (0:30:09) I just don't know if it's going to be something I compete in, but I do love picking up rocks. (0:30:15) And I was actually thinking today as I'm driving, one of the things I do is randomly yell, (0:30:19) "Rocks!" Whenever I see big enough rocks on the side of the road that I think I could pick up. (0:30:24) So I think that there's some strongman coming, but powerlifting right now with the deadlift stuff is where I am. And if you want to hear what happens. (0:30:32) You don't have enough ceiling height for that in your basement, do you? No, I don't. I do have some clearance enough that I can't over headpress the barbell. (0:30:52) But I would have to see if the Viking breast goes higher than that. I did get some crash pads so there's going to be some outside work happening where probably just for circus. (0:31:02) I'm going to have some other stuff where maybe we're just throwing some weights around. So that was a good call on that, but that might be why it goes in Steve's house. (0:31:12) There you go. It's good to have other friend home jumps and especially if they're close by that's very clutch. Yeah. And Keith. (0:31:20) I'm a power lifter by you know, trade. Like I put power within above my day job most of the time. Like I'm I just, but it's kind of funny. Like I'm at work and I'm just constantly thinking about it. They're my home jam or power lifting or something mess and I'm actually. (0:31:32) I've I've been I think I did my first meet in 2017, maybe 2018 I was 2017 and I think I'm up like 12 13 14 meets something like that and definitely doing the July meet. And I ever did. And I will, you know, I'm going to power. (0:31:48) I always just say like, well, it's always like it still filled 1000 pounds because even if I'm like 60, I should still be able to total 1000 but like, I honestly think as long as I can get out there and do something with a bar. (0:31:58) I want to fucking do a meat once a year for rest of my life until I'm fucking dead and in a jar buried in you know (0:32:02) ashes that is cremated like I want to power the rest of my life because if it's brought so many people into my life It's not just the going out there and competing. It's like I've got 30 40 people in my phone book or on my Instagram that I would know that I consider personal good friends now That I wouldn't know without power lifting I wouldn't change after the world (0:32:26) Cool great answers on the lifting hard section. I got some some living Anyway, wait, wait, wait. (0:32:32) What about we didn't slip that one back on you? (0:32:34) I don't even lift you or that. (0:32:36) I mean, I don't even lift. (0:32:38) You're a jackman. (0:32:39) What does that appreciate that? (0:32:41) Um, so, I don't know. (0:32:43) Garage gym going. (0:32:44) I've got a, I have a gym that is in a garage. (0:32:47) Oh, yeah, I guess I didn't talk about that. (0:32:49) Um, I'm a, I'm a garage gym guy by trade. (0:32:54) Um, I can't remember your garage gym. (0:32:56) I believe he and delivered a, a hat. (0:32:59) I think. (0:33:00) Oh, yeah. (0:33:01) One of the hosts. (0:33:02) Yes, one of those. (0:33:04) Yeah, I'm that, I put your dad on twice today. (0:33:06) Sorry. (0:33:07) Um, correct. (0:33:08) Yeah, they definitely have been there in person for sure. (0:33:10) Uh, there's another thing you and I got big eddy's been at both of our, uh, home gyms. (0:33:16) Big eddy's been, been to mine a couple of times. (0:33:18) Um, but yeah, I, I bought a house with my wife and family. (0:33:23) Um, I forget what year I can't keep track any of that stuff. (0:33:28) And it had a, a detached like two car garage. (0:33:31) And we bought it. I was like, I'd be really. (0:33:32) I'm really cool to put a garage gym in there, like when you're looking at it. And then we moved in and like within a week, I had found some stuff on Facebook marketplace and put a garage gym in there. (0:33:42) Cause I was like, I'm tired of going with the Daggum YMCA. I'm getting a garage gym and getting out of that place and it was worth every penny. And it's just been a, a downward spiral ever since then. (0:33:56) Was that YMCA always out of the paper? Like, like a lot of my heard about? Dude, there was always. (0:34:02) toilet paper because I would walk into that place and like get five minutes into my workout and it would just be, it'd be go to a time. (0:34:10) I would lose so much time in the gym just because I would, I'm a morning workout person who just find necessity. So it's just like, if I didn't get everything cleared out yet, like it had to come sometime and. (0:34:22) But sometimes it would be like just driving, just speed, know the YMCA to make sure I could take care of business. This is pretty dangerous. (0:34:30) to do that. Like it almost inevitably has. (0:34:32) I just put my knees sleeves on. I put my squat shoes on. That's when I got to go upstairs. (0:34:36) And now it's like damn it like this is so uncomfortable. (0:34:39) At least you're not like a multiply lifter than you'd really be horrible. (0:34:42) You probably just shoot your pants. (0:34:43) It would be easier to shoot your pants than to try to get that off and go to the bathroom. (0:34:46) I think that's the way that goes. (0:34:48) We'll put that as a big matte sesame when we see him in July if that's what he does because he's going multiply this meat. (0:34:55) Yeah. Oh, I didn't know. (0:34:56) I don't remember. Yeah. (0:34:57) Is there any other multiply guys competing? (0:35:04) but I also, I mean, we, we all pretty much follow at least like three quarters of the guys competing. (0:35:10) So at least out of our crew, I don't think, and should I know there's probably at least, (0:35:16) I think Tanner said it was basically like 40 some crew and then like to 20 ish, like local people and his gym members. (0:35:24) Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, um, leave, live and easy. Since this is our first podcast episode, (0:35:32) I'm gonna play a little game called (0:35:34) "Have You Seen It" and we're gonna go through some movies. So the first movie "Have You Seen It" Captain America the first Avenger. Oh yeah. I'm sure I says that's one that came out in the last like 10 years. Yeah I think I've seen "Every Captain America" even the one that came out in like 1992 that was probably direct to TV. Release 2011, so yes. Yeah, 100% yeah. Alright next movie on the Have you seen it list? First man. (0:36:04) No, I'm so familiar. I have no idea. I just have a list of movies with the name first first man. (0:36:14) Oh yeah, I look at the life of the astronaut Neil Armstrong in the legendary space mission that led him to be the first man to walk the moon on July 20th, 1969 release 2018. I remember this movie. (0:36:26) That's fiction for sure fiction. Yes, that was that's why this is a fiction movie. Yes, that's why I I love I am be the similar to spreadsheets. I track everything on there. So I gave it a six out of 10 at some point in the last few years. Perfect. Perfect. All right. Let's, uh, I got one more. Let's do Rambo first blood part two. (0:36:50) Absolutely. First blood part two. First of all, one of the dumbest names in Rambo history. First blood part two. But yeah, I have seen it didn't love it. Didn't love it. (0:37:00) I think I think to that so like the original (0:37:04) movie wasn't called Rambo it was just first blood. It wasn't Rambo first blood and then the sequel would have that's when they incorporated Rambo first blood or part 2 or I just I know the first movie is called first blood not Rambo and I think the second one's just Rambo 2. I want to say it's called Rambo first blood part 2. I want to say it's Rambo first blood. So and then I'm looking at it now and I am DB we've got first blood and then Rambo colon first blood part 2. No, you're right. It's just called first blood that movie. (0:37:34) The originals which is there and that's I was telling somebody today just how good Sylvester Stallone is when he's allowed to do what he wants to do. Right. Well good Rocky was how good that Rambo movie was whenever he is allowed to create and and build a character he makes fantastic characters. (0:37:52) I got to slip one more movie in here because I just got to know the human centipede parenthesis first sequence have you seen it. (0:38:04) Yeah, I had to I know of it but now I didn't go that way. I'm a horror movie guy like horror movies are my thing I have once a week where I go watch horror movies where I put my headphones in and my wife doesn't have to watch them and I did sit through that. (0:38:28) I sat through that movie. Yeah. Yeah. And enough that I did not watch any of the sequels. (0:38:34) Because there is no way that that stupid premise could go any further. Yeah, I don't like it did. (0:38:40) Crazyly made more. Yeah. All right. Last lifting easy or living easy question. If you were a flower, what would you be in why Jesus. (0:38:52) This is my question. I think that I put in there. I'd love to hear Keith Sanser and Nate say I don't. (0:39:00) I've been thinking about this all day. I've been I know. (0:39:04) I didn't. I wish I wish I saw that when I was in thought I was preemptively. I like Nate go. I got it. I got a thing. I'm not answering this question. I'm the inner. Yeah. That's true. (0:39:14) So well, Joey just said he's his question. So he's flipping it on you. Oh, man. I keep like I just do so many flowers that I just can't pick all go. (0:39:22) I'll represent flowers with a passion. I just want to hate flowers. So. Okay. So growing up, my parents were obsessed with their flower beds and their flower garden. (0:39:34) of my days of my childhood spreading mulch planting this, moving that, trimming that. I have an appreciation for landscaping and you created life and biodiversity. And also in my defense, (0:39:49) the last 10 years, we've had a cat, which was recently passed, but we couldn't have like, I'm pretty much every flower that you would put in the house is deadly to a cat. So just in the last three months, you've actually been getting, I think my wife likes daisies or lilies. I don't know. I We'll buy every couple of weeks. (0:40:04) like, so that's that's my answer. Whatever my, I'll ask my wife and I'll answer next week, whatever she likes, but and it's a bad to get my mom over to the floor for like 10 years and I was on high school when I was like, a kid. So I just, (0:40:14) I don't know. I just, anything that you're forced to do as a kid, I've resented against and rebelled against and flowers and landscaping and like decorative stuff like that. I just, I went the other way. I love how triggering this innocent question was for you. Oh, I'm so happy. I put that in there. (0:40:31) unpacking childhood trauma in here. (0:40:33) And we're going to. (0:40:34) I have a game in line to play this podcast. (0:40:37) It has to go at least seven years and a couple months to to to beat the other guys. (0:40:41) So you're going to find so many things that trigger me, uh, and that I can talk about and go in grants about. (0:40:46) And, you know, that's it's that's going to be half the fun is there's going to be therapeutic for me because I'm real defense to people that don't really care and want to listen, but I'm going to take the, the government to use this platform to vent periodically. (0:40:58) Starting a podcast cheaper than therapy. (0:41:00) So my answer is Daffodil. (0:41:03) because I don't think anybody (0:41:04) has ever been mad when they see a daffodil because that is the happy flower. When you see it, you know, the weather's turning spring is coming. The pollinators are out. It's going to be a daffodil because they're the happiest flower. (0:41:19) Well, that is a very positive outlook. Are you a very optimistic human like in general? Would you consider yourself optimistic? I know by nature. No, but I will say that that's cool that you can find the value and And so I'm training myself to be I have (0:41:34) always typically been a cynical and negative person, but I'm sick of being a coward. So I want to start taking a more positive approach to things and and you know, I I said it in my Instagram stories and I think some of you watched it just the idea that being negative and being cynical all the time is easy because it feels good to be validated when something goes wrong. (0:41:55) You get to say I told you so once out of every 10 times, but being the 90% positive person there's never that validation. It just goes wrong. (0:42:04) I just is the way that it's supposed to go and nobody cares, but to be the positive person that sees that aspect and supports that aspect is the harder take to have. (0:42:15) Being able to go on told you this wasn't going to work shut up asshole like that you're not helping, but you feel good about yourself. I don't want to do that anymore. So I would say that no, I'm not a positive person, but I am training my brain to become one. (0:42:30) I can respect that. I think we think we honestly we can anyone on this podcast or listening to the podcast could probably you know see some value in that and take a little piece of that and kind of implemented in their daily life. I know I could. I'm a hundred percent a pessimist and I'm very much of it's going to rain every day and you're fucking stupid for thinking that the sun's going to come out kind of thing and I need to work on that. I need to be better about that. It's just you know I'm that's one thing I'm you know I'm just having this weekly podcast and being able to shoot shit with our buddies. I think that's going to just I don't get a whole lot of interaction like this. (0:43:04) Two or three guys will offer you know an hour or so a week. Like I don't get that where people actually kind of get where I'm coming from or we're at least we're a community. We're part of the same thing. So just being able to have this little like powwow once a week. I'm extremely looking forward to this. You know for any episode on one. (0:43:21) Daffodils. (0:43:23) Daffodils. I had a Google that. (0:43:26) They made me smile. (0:43:28) My wife is also a florist like your mom was and I feel like I should be. (0:43:34) able to answer this question more accurately. (0:43:38) Like I got another. I like I like tulips shout out with Calvinist homies. I don't know. Two lips are cool. (0:43:46) What's your wife's favorite flower? (0:43:48) At one point it was a a David. I think they're not David Austin. They were like David something roses. (0:43:55) David busters. (0:43:56) Yes, David Buster roses brought to you by David busters. (0:43:59) clusters. And I, when we got engaged, I tried to like find these roses. (0:44:04) to like use, when I was proposing. And I went to the floor. (0:44:09) She was working out like the owner and I was like, hey, I'm trying to find these. Like don't tell Keleen. (0:44:13) But I'm like trying to find these. Can you help me? And she's like, those are so much more expensive than you want to spend. (0:44:19) Here's like the cheap knockoff first to get these instead. And I was like, thank you so much. (0:44:24) But yeah, that doesn't make sense. That tracks. I think everyone's wife's favorite anything is the most expensive obscure, hard to find. (0:44:34) So most valuable thing that is only 0.5% better than the thing that costs 1 to 100 of that. (0:44:41) And we'll die faster. Someone who's been married for 15 years. Like that's how my life is. And it will die faster. (0:44:46) Yes, I just won't take care of it. My wife's been getting into like a plants that don't need as much maintenance, which has been pretty cool. (0:44:56) I might put her onto the Aberdeen Growers Club or whatever it's called. See if she can get an info. (0:45:04) right. It's all. (0:45:06) I'll just harkens back to that big dick cactus sitting in my living room right now. (0:45:09) I don't, I, I, every time I sit next to it and my wife tries to talk to me, I'm like, how do you expect me to listen to you with this giant nine foot penis shaped cactus beside me? (0:45:20) It's things like nine, not nine feet. (0:45:21) It's like 12 13 inches long. (0:45:24) Looks just like a big giant dick. (0:45:26) No, with like a cactus, like those kind of like go towards the sun a little bit, right? (0:45:30) Yeah. (0:45:31) With the day sort of. (0:45:32) So do you, do you ever like just sit in the sun? (0:45:33) So kind of just like points at you and you kind of feel good about yourself? (0:45:36) Because it, because it squatted that morning and it's morning. (0:45:38) Yes, go back. (0:45:41) I love callbacks are the epitome of funny. (0:45:44) Like, I will, yeah, that's that's that's me. (0:45:47) And I'm not sure. (0:45:48) That's what, that's what me. (0:45:49) Can you just get that show? (0:45:54) Cool. (0:45:54) Well, hey, I've got some real time follow up for us. (0:45:57) Cool. (0:45:59) Real time follow up. (0:46:01) about the Terminator movies shout out to (0:46:06) scans in the discord live chat he says that Tommy is for sure seen Terminator 2 but only alluded to seeing T1 on the Chad Wesley Smith episode which is episode 342 so it's unconfirmed if he's seen the first Terminator movie but one would assume if he's seen the second one he's probably seen the first I saw the second one before I saw the first one for sure yeah the (0:46:36) like 95 the first one came out in like 84 or something maybe the second was I was like a 10 year gap and Tommy's quite younger than me so he would have had to like rent it at a video store and would have been like a 15 year old movie for him to have seen it probably like as a kid like before seeing the sequel speaking of Chad Wesley Smith though did I miss like any content because like they said that they were going to like film content what they were out there to chat with something out I just they didn't I didn't never see it because I don't think like that was to pre them doing, I was pre the-- (0:47:06) the host of the other podcast, actually putting that in a YouTube content regularly, but I just, I remember seeing the Discord that Chad came out with a camera guy and they were supposed to report stuff. Did that not happen or did I misremember that? (0:47:16) I think Chad did some blog stuff. I mean, he's like a channel or maybe on Juggernaut, something or not. Gotcha. I just don't remember seeing that. Maybe Big Tanner will send us a link. (0:47:26) Yeah. I keep dropping the names. I don't know who this is. I ruined it. I ruined it. I ruined the damn joke. Someone from the podcast. One of the hosts. (0:47:34) the host. One of the hosts. (0:47:36) Well, we were supposed to have a fourth guest on this week, but he just didn't answer his phone. So tune in next week. Maybe we'll be able to get big mad on here. I don't know. (0:47:42) Yeah, I tried to, I tried to call him before we started and I just got voicemail. We'll give him a call on on the recording next time to see if we can get him on. (0:47:50) Yeah, he's in. Hopefully he gets out of that shed and gets ready to answer some questions for him. Yeah, maybe it's like one of those sheds with the tin roofs. There's probably not like a good cell reception or whatever that must be the issue. (0:48:02) And I do agree with the stance on that. (0:48:06) >> I'm going to do it with him. (0:48:16) >> He's afraid to put it into the world, afraid to find out why. (0:48:18) >> The scan set it, so I'll just read, so scans read, (0:48:21) actually, fuck man, on our private discord, that I don't know if Matt's in because he's not, (0:48:26) he's not. (0:48:27) >> No, Matt's in here, I don't know. (0:48:28) >> Yeah, yeah, that's how we try to get him onto the podcast. (0:48:32) >> Yeah, nice to come on now. (0:48:33) >> Thank you, just blocks us, but Yeah, must be. Yeah. (0:48:36) That's the last tag. Fuck Matt. So I don't know if that part can, you know, if it's going back to the the the picture that I posted earlier, which it kind of looked like there was some some stuff going on or or what I'm not sure where the fuck Matt came from. That's that's very well, I mean, it is scans. (0:48:50) He is what he's 74 now. So I mean, he is in the home. I'm not sure how even is reading this right now because he still was blackberry from the 90s. Like I'm not sure how he's even seeing this, but I guess we'll let it go this time. (0:49:04) One thing I got to point out, we were talking about being... (0:49:06) a little more positive, and I do love a good ribbing. But here's the thing, and I'm going to come to Scants' Defense, because he's a fellow Canadian. (0:49:12) Learn this in wrestling. Chris Jericho taught you this message, or taught you this lesson. (0:49:18) He said, "Never ever talk about your opponent being old, because there's only two outcomes that come. (0:49:26) You either beat an old guy or get beat by an old guy. You don't look good in either of those." (0:49:30) It's true, and I would never be an old guy if his name was Scans. (0:49:34) I'd be for sure to get beat by that guy. (0:49:36) That was a good Chris Jericho lesson. (0:49:40) That is a, that is a, I'm much further take advice for Chris Jericho than Chris can wall, so that is very valuable information. (0:49:46) Oh, but maybe a little too, a little too large. (0:49:51) Yeah, that one, that one just fell on dead air. (0:49:54) Sorry, sorry guys. (0:49:55) I'm going to give out their Instagram handles and all that jazz where you want to find us. (0:49:59) So again, this is big key. (0:50:00) You can follow me at Keith Honeycutt73 on Instagram, but more importantly, follow me on (0:50:06) And I'm @Joey_MLECZADKO. (0:50:10) In English, you'd say, "Melesco" and "Polish," you'd say, "Mietchco." (0:50:14) But I don't have a follow-up. (0:50:16) Who cares about that? Follow us at unpaid intern podcast.